Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 64
Episode Date: November 27, 2025*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 64 ...
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I'm dedicating 2025 to fighting for the fat equality bill of rights.
All right people, what's up?
The TikTok fat positivity movement is getting worse.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is J-Bay official.
For those unfamiliar with who this lady is, allow me to rewind back to a certain time when she blew up.
Hint to which everybody responded by saying no and go to the fucking gym.
Well, she didn't like that very much and now was coming out with a fat positivity bill of rights.
Yeah, I cannot fucking believe that's a real sentence.
Anyways, today she goes over what exactly is the fat bill of rights.
And we're going to see if any of her claims are justified.
Let's begin.
I'm dedicating 2025 to fighting for the fat equality bill of rights.
Listen, I know I just said a second ago that I can't believe that's a real sentence.
But bro, with her saying that behind all the five layers of fat behind her layernecks really drives home the point.
This lady is truly speaking with authority here, ladies and gentlemen.
I want you to be part of this revolution.
Bro, there's no fucking way that this woman actually called this shit a revolution.
What the fuck is this revolution you're talking about making fat people normalized?
I'm sorry, dude, but there's no universe where fat people are ever going to be respected in any timeline.
When you see a fat person, it only indicates no discipline in laziness.
Sure, you can get 100,000 lazy fat people in your movement, but nobody's going to respect you.
The general population of the world is going to respect people that.
are fit. End of story.
Every day, fat individuals face barriers that nobody should have to live with.
You know what? Maybe you're right. No individual should be able to have to face the barriers
that fat people do. But lady, you're missing out on a very crucial detail to this entire story.
It is solely and purely out of your own life choices that you got to this point.
If you got no discipline to be selective out of what goes in and out of your own fucking mouth,
then yeah, you kind of did subscribe to having barriers in your life. Sorry not sorry.
It's being turned away from a doctor's office, not fitting into seats on public transportation, or being unfairly judged in the workplace.
These aren't just inconveniences.
They're human rights violations.
It should be a human rights violation by how you want to take a more space on an airplane than a normal human.
Why the fuck should we accommodate you more space because you can't be selective about the food that goes in and out of your own fucking mouth?
If we're going to talk about human rights, if we grant those things to you, you're going to have more rights.
than the normal person.
Oh guys, society is being an inconvenience to me.
Motherfucker, get in line.
The Fad Equality Bill of Rights is a critical step towards changing all of that.
It's a set of protections designed to ensure fat people are treated with the same respect, dignity, and access to basic rights as everybody else.
Okay, and what's gonna happen to me if I violate the fat bill of rights?
Am I gonna be thrown in jail if I don't reserve enough room for your big-o-ass?
Yeah, like that's gonna fucking happen.
it's time to make this a reality.
Just like the civil rights movements that have reshaped history,
we're fighting for a world where fat people are treated with fairness,
not just tolerance.
How the fuck can you be treated with fairness when you can't even do the shit that a fit
person could?
If a group of people are running a marathon,
can you just so happen to finish five minutes after the fit person finished a marathon?
Is there going to be a fat positivity bill of rights law
that's going to give the fat person the first place medal anyways?
because they're performing with a fucking handicap.
No, girl, because that's not how the world works.
It's fucking bullshit.
It's about the right to exist without fear of discrimination, exclusion, or ridicule.
Listen, lady, I will tell you now that even if the laws were passed,
that doesn't allow anybody to ridicule or discriminate against you,
there's still going to be people that are still going to make fun of you at the end of the day.
Just like how Call of Duty banned shit talking in Game Chat.
That does not solve the problem at all of anybody talking.
shit in the game chat. You're just stamping a piece of paper that says don't do that.
Believe it or not, lady, there are rules that still get broken.
It's a civil rights issue and it's time for change. And here's what the fat equality bill
of rights could change for you. This bill will protect fat individuals in every area of life.
From health care to employment, transportation to education. Imagine walking into a doctor's office
and not fearing weight bias. Listen, please tell me what weight bias means in a doctor's office.
Do you want the doctor to like lie to you about your weight and how you're going to have a heart attack soon?
Just so the doctor can protect your feelings over the fat bill of rights?
Is this what you're talking about by weight bias?
I don't know about you guys, but if I was fat, I would like my doctor to tell me when I'm going to have a fucking heart attack.
If I got type 20 diabetes, doctor, please tell me.
I don't give a fuck about my feelings at the moment.
Just tell me how I'm going to live.
But no, dude, we got to protect our feelings because the fat bill of wrong.
rights exist. Fuck off, lady.
I'm just sitting on a plane without embarrassment.
Well, to be fair, lady, airplanes are designed like that primarily because they need to have the proper aerodynamics to fly.
If you want accommodations for your plus size on a plane, then go get enough money to buy a private jet.
If you're the only one on the plane, then surely it's going to be accommodated to you.
There you go, lady. No more embarrassment. You just got to work your f***ing ass off and get a private jet.
Stop fucking complaining.
Shopping in a store that actually carries your size.
These are the changes we're fighting for.
The Fat Equality Bill of Rights isn't just a piece of paper.
It's a movement that will reshape how society views, treats, and accommodates fat people.
You know, it'll be much easier for you just to change yourself rather than changing the entire world.
You can solve all your issues just by lifting weights for 20 minutes a day.
Listen, lady, I know you're all about doing shit with no effort.
Believe me, I can fucking tell.
You lifting weights for 20 minutes a day is going to take significantly less effort.
than you trying to change the entire world.
Because you're going to spend the rest of your life trying to advocate for this shit,
and you're going to get fucking nowhere.
It will make the world more accessible, fair, and inclusive for all of us.
How the fuck is it going to be more fair for everybody?
We're giving you more space, more accommodations, more care
than for the normal person that actually takes care of himself.
You think for all these accommodations that people are not going to look at you as being over-privileged,
Nobody is going to look at all of these accommodations you're getting and think it's fair.
Listen, lady, the people that get rewarded in this world are the people that actually work hard.
Not the people that do nothing and get rewarded for it.
Because guess what? It doesn't fucking exist.
I can't do this alone.
2025 would be my year of fighting for body justice.
And I'm bringing all of you with me.
Excuse me, lady, but who the fuck is we?
And also, I don't think you're really going to be fighting shit.
Society has been shooting down every single proposition you've ever brought to the table.
What the fuck makes you think the mighty 2025 is going to be your year?
Girl, you get 9,000 views of video on TikTok.
If you want this shit to work, you're going to have to do a dramatic overhaul on all of your brand,
which is obviously not going to happen because you're a lady that doesn't care about effort.
Your ass is definitely going to be left in 2023.
I'm committing to this fight because I believe in a world where fat people aren't,
Yeah, well, you guys are not equal.
Literally and figuratively, you guys are not equal.
If you and I both laid on a deflating air mattress, we will see who will deflate it first.
We are not equal, girl.
Accessible isn't just possible, it's necessary.
So let's make it happen.
Sign the petition, share your stories, and let's push for the fat equality bill of rights to become a law.
Or maybe you could just go to the fucking gym and lift some dumbbells for 20 minutes.
Come on, guys. Like seriously, sharing it to social.
media, signing a petition and fighting and protesting on the fucking street.
You guys think that doing that is less effort than going to the gym?
What kind of backwards thinking is this?
Because your body deserves justice.
We deserve justice.
So join me.
Head to change.org slash fatty quality and let's make 2025 the year we change everything for
everybody.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Ladies and gentlemen, subscribe to the channel for a part two on the fat bill of rights.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Guys, later.
Today we're answering the most-assed question on the internet.
Oh, God.
What is it Hugh? I need to know.
Who is the worst YouTube?
Bro, we know already.
Yo, yo, Greg, who's the worst YouTuber?
Oh, Rith.
The dude who pretends to be a purple cat, you know?
Okay, Greg.
Meanwhile, he gets on my channel to roast Hugh.
Oh my God.
Do you think this nerd even has a girlfriend?
All right, people, what's up?
Today I found the worst gaming shorts creator I've ever seen.
Yo, guys, don't you fucking hate rice?
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Hugh Moran.
Now, to anybody that hasn't been caught up to speed with what's been going on in YouTube shorts,
Hugh Moran has basically, long story short, been my arch nemesis on this website.
He recently made a video making fun of me getting around 5 million views.
He's a Vesh Remy from Wish.
And you know, for a guy that looks like a great A school shooter, you know, he did a pretty good job.
5 million views roasting me, not bad.
Now, surely, if he's making fun of me, there can
can't be anything that I can't make fun of him for.
I mean, look at him.
He's untouchable.
We fucking gay.
I'm so tired of the British taxing our V-Bucks.
Same, bro.
We should go crank 90s and tea bag them.
Okay, what in the 10-buck?
Fuck is this?
I've never heard a more shittier British accent until today.
We should crank 90s?
And teaback them.
Is your dumb-knit's tone deaf or some shit?
I love the idea, man.
And who the fuck is this?
Oh, wait, never mind.
I remember.
It's Cory Tunge.
How old is this guy?
guy again. He's 32. And yes, I just DMed Humoran for that. 32 years old. Why the fuck
are you making these videos at this age? Corey, please go retire, start a family. Make love to your
wife or something, anything but making these videos. Let's go. Yeah. Isn't this girl like
Cory Tunge's girlfriend or something? Wait a second. She's the same person that thought I was 25 years old.
How the fuck are you gonna think I'm 25 years old when you're dating this? The dude, you're dating
Dessie is literally 25 years past their expiration date.
This girl thought I was 25.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Tea party.
Yeah.
The water is King George.
I really need you guys to really drink in the scene of what the fuck's going on right now.
We have two grown men at the shoreline dumping a bunch of tea bags in the ocean for YouTube content.
Is it really this easy?
to entertain people on the fucking internet nowadays.
To everybody watching this video, and yes, I'm talking to you, little Timmy.
All you have to do to get famous on YouTube is to go to the shoreline,
dump a bunch of tea bags in the ocean,
and start saying a bunch of gay shit, and boom, you get 4 million subs.
Oh, yeah, f***g.
Becoming rich and famous on the internet has never been so easy.
You know what the British say?
What?
One tea bag in there keeps the doctor away.
Yeah.
Corey, please shut the fuck.
I cannot imagine the brainlets that actually watch these videos.
The standard for comedy in being funny is reached a new low and I'm actually astonished to see it.
A few dumb fuchs in the ocean with tea bags.
That's all you need.
It's a disappointing world we live in.
Wow, that's so salty.
I'm not so salty when we beat them in the vah.
Oh, no, this is before the war.
You know, I expected this nerd to know when the fucking war occurred.
Well, actually, Corey, it's before the war.
You, nobody gives a shit.
Alright, I could finally watch some YouTube shorts and relax.
Cute, why do you sound like a robot?
I could finally watch some YouTube shorts and relax.
Did you forget to edit out the extra audio in your video?
Not only are you a sh**ty comedy YouTuber,
but you're also sh-h-and-making your YouTube videos.
It's just one thing after the other with you, huh?
Hey, there are you.
This guy's the worst.
Seriously?
Yeah, seriously.
Your sh-
Wait a second.
Why is this nerd here?
Isn't his name like demuk or de muker, demuch or some shit?
Honestly, I could care less.
His videos are probably just as shit as his YouTube name.
Sorry.
Ugh, this guy sucks too.
No.
Bro, Hugh, what do you mean?
Shut the fuck up.
Cory, you're 32.
You shouldn't even be making these videos.
Go back to your girlfriend that thinks I'm 25.
You old fuck.
Sorry.
Why are these so bad?
Dude, sorry.
Yeah, Hugh, what the fuck.
Listen, Hugh, you can make fun of Democh.
You can make fun of Dmooch.
Corey, and you can make fun of me.
But the second you make fun at Greg,
oh baby, I'm gonna let the demon out.
You don't want to get on my dark side, Humoran.
Oh, okay.
This guy's amazing.
Are you serious?
Bro, me, actually, no way he's getting away.
You know what?
This is the first Hugh Moran video I actually agree with.
Sure, the only person in this video that actually has good content is Greg.
So yeah, fuck you, Hugh, but Hugh Moran, the angry school,
shooter that got angry with me on a live stream.
Yo guys, don't you fucking hate right?
Like, that guy is like a loser.
Yeah, I think he deserves to make that crying pouty little bitch face.
Oh no!
They think my content is dog shit.
Keep crying,
Hey, kids, want to know how babies are made?
Hugh, don't you come in here with that Pito stash and say that sentence to me?
Hey, kids, you want to know how babies are made.
Am I the only one that thinks this is weird?
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, oh, oh.
Uh, hello?
Put your hands up.
I'm robbing you.
This is probably the most civilized robbery I've ever seen.
You know, fuck the idea of sneaking into the house and stealing everything without anybody noticing.
Let's just enter through the living room where the entire family's going to see me.
Great job, you excellent story buildup.
Oh, crap.
Again?
It looks like grandpa's not having it.
I don't get it.
What do you not get?
You kind of got to explain in Fortnite terms.
What?
I don't know, I'm asking the same question.
You have to explain in Fortnite terms.
What the f f*** is that mean?
Uh, here, I got you.
So, you know how sometimes when you're playing game of Fortnite,
you go into like a house and you grab all the loot off the floor
and mine all the furniture from Max?
Yeah.
What the f*** was that noise?
Yeah?
Why does bro sound like he shoves something straight up his...
Well, that's what he's doing.
And if we don't listen to him, he'll knock us and take all our loot.
Oh, I get he.
Oh, so that's what he was hiding at his ass.
Got him.
Fuck you.
Yo, guys, I got the Raptor skin in Fortnite.
Nobody gives a shit.
Oh, cool.
Greg Fax.
Check him out.
What the hell?
Damuch, quit doing your feet like that.
You look like a little bitch.
How?
It's the new Fortnite update.
When you buy his skin, they send it IRL.
That's kind of weird.
Now, it's really not, especially since we damn well know Corey's under that.
Looks like he snorted 30 lines of cocaine.
Honestly, I might join him.
I don't know.
It's kind of cool.
And they do anything you say.
Really?
Yeah, watch this.
Go pick up that controller.
Thank you.
Alright, that's kinda cool.
Yeah, Greg, it is cool.
Now you just gotta tell the bot to fucking shoot him.
Can they do anything?
I think so.
But not like crimes, right?
Yeah.
It's not like you can be like,
Raptor, kill everyone in this room.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't, please.
What the fuck.
God,
God, no.
Greg, no.
Fuck you, Humoran.
I was gonna be a good wife,
to Greg wait pause what the fuck you said everyone what no no no finally I can sleep at night
knowing that Hugh Moran is man spreading dead on a wooden floor god does that put a smile on my face
moral of the story Hugh Moran anyways I'm gonna go take a shit later
it's a remix and I'm coming with that bow bow bow pretty bitch you know audience for the
majority of people that are probably watching this video you might be thinking oh wow dude
They look so cool in that new avatar on Roblox.
But if we do some critical thinking here, at the end of the day,
I'm just looking at this and thinking, wow, they wasted a lot of money.
How much money, audience, do you think that was spent to get those three outfits right there?
I'm going to say a good, you know, maybe $60, $100.
Robux ain't cheap, ladies and gentlemen, all right?
I looked at the prices and, dude, it says like $20 for X amount of Roblox.
Dude, I don't have $20 to spend on Roblox.
I mean, I definitely have money, but definitely not for Roblox, bro.
My Roblox account, ladies and gentlemen, I've been rocking the default every single day,
and honestly, I feel like I look 100% more sexy than anybody on Roblox.com.
I'm just going to go ahead and set a preface for everybody watching this video.
Okay, you do not need to spend money to look sexy on Roblox.
Yes, sir, it's another one of those sexual Roblox videos.
Innocent little boy walks around in the bathrooms,
and guess what, he finds a bunch of people buggering each other inside of the bathtub.
How predictable.
If there's one recurring thing throughout every single Roblox video that I've ever made in my entire life,
why do they gravitate to so much sexual energy?
I truly do not understand it.
You know, the average age for a Roblox player is like, what, 9 years old, 10 years old around there?
So what this TikTok is teaching us, ladies and gentlemen, right?
So the same little kids that do not even know how to tie their own shoelaces yet
are also the same kids that want to get submissive and breedable on the internet.
I'm at a loss for words, ladies and gentlemen.
The fact that we're finally in 2022 and we're still carrying this trash into the new year is honestly disappointing.
Can you guys believe that 2012 was 10 years ago?
Bro, I cannot believe it.
I was seven years old.
When I was seven years old, I think I was just now installing Minecraft Pocket Edition.
I had no idea any of this stuff existed.
What was a booty?
What was a weiner?
So many different questions I had.
However, it never was a question in my mind back in two years.
2012.
2,022.
However, ladies and gentlemen, all these kids are like, whoa, yeah, I'm five years old
and I want to have 50 kids.
This is making me angry above anything else, ladies and gentlemen.
I know you guys are wanting to see me suffer, but I'm just giving my rye and unfiltered
reaction to this stuff anymore, dude.
I mean, we know what to expect in Roblox cringe, and I'm gonna be honest, I've been holding
myself back.
However, I'm not these kids.
I can't discipline them.
I can't spank them with the wooden spoon, you know what I'm saying?
So basically, I could just sit back.
here and just lose my faith in humanity and uh yeah it's it's a real train wreck mentally
all right audience so now roblox kids want to blow up museums yeah dude let's just go ahead and encourage
acts of terrorism on the youtube channel whoop yeah by the way youtube if you think that i'm endorsing
the acts of tammes then dude you need to go ahead and get your staff checked you need to get your
a i ii checked because dude whoever reported this video is actually a terrorist
I don't know why I find this part of the video
So funny ladies and gentlemen
But bro, as she blows up the museum
She just casually walks away
After her arm gets blown off and her hair is gone
She looking like Cayew
But yeah audience
At the end of the day, another day
Another unsatisfying Roblox cringe video
I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting for that one Roblox video
To go ahead and actually change my life forever
For the better
But until that day ladies and gentlemen
I'm just gonna continue racking up subscribers
And racking up that cash
From the series
Oh no, guys, I can't turn it to an absolute drip lord.
What am I going to do?
Bro, it's so simple, all right?
Go to the Gucci store.
Go get your Gucci slides.
Go ahead and get your Gucci bell.
All right.
And then you can flex on these losers with their Walmart and Goodwill shoes.
Or better yet, ladies and gentlemen, you could be like me.
You could be just like me with my drip.
All right?
I'm wearing a cross necklace, a moist critical shirt, dude.
I've got it all.
What?
Oh my gosh.
that he's got the drip. We have to, we have to suck him off. I, I don't understand it, ladies and
gentlemen. Someone explained to me this logic about Roblox. I think I've learned by now that everybody
cares about what your avatar looks like in Roblox. If you have the default character like me,
you're absolute scum. However, on the opposite side of the leaf that I wipe my booty hole with,
all right, everybody cares what you look like. Everybody has to spend $100 plus dollars to get a good
looking character in the game. Audience, please help me understand this community.
After all the videos I've made about Roblox, I have yet to understand,
what exactly does your character looking good in the video game
actually enhance your experience in?
Oh, wow, I'm gonna get some E-girls on my direct messages.
Whoa, yeah, I'm looking forward to that.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not, audience.
I don't want any, any girls in my DMs, you know, asking it to be,
please, be my sugar daddy.
I'm not looking forward to any of this.
I'm not going to supply you with money or anything like that.
I genuinely do not see any positive attributes of spending money on Roblox.
You know, you can't feel your tongue when you smile?
Did anybody in the audience actually smile?
If anybody's actually smiling right now, you got a comment saying I smiled, all right?
You just got caught in 4K.
You know, you can't feel your tongue when you smile?
Got you.
Oh, look how cute you are smiling.
Smile more silly.
It looks good on you.
Nah, I'm good, bro.
I don't think I need to be smiling, ladies and gentlemen, all right?
I don't think I need to be smiling after the content that I just,
Just viewed.
Yo!
By the way, audience, if you think that I just ruined this song for you, you have not seen the rest of the TikTok.
I'm just saying.
It's like, man, some of the greatest songs that were ever recorded on a microphone, just get ruined by TikTok.
There's that other, I want to get drunk and nasty song.
That song got ruined by TikTok Roblox.
For the main majority of people, they actually enjoyed the song until Roblox got a hold of it.
Hey man, if Roblox TikTok is going to ruin every single song, then I guess I just got to use my channel
to ruin Roblox TikTok.
I'm not offending you, you're offending everyone out here.
I need cops to you right now.
Alright people, what's up?
Today we're checking out some of the most entitled Karen's on the face of the planet.
Starting off, we have a male Karen having a piss up on the phone with 911.
Male Karen needs police immediately.
F***- I think you are.
Why does this motherfucker look like Stewie from the hangover?
He even acts like him too.
If you're screaming, fuck you, it's not gonna solve anything.
Crying like a banshee little bitch ain't gonna solve jack shit fucker.
I need cops here right now.
Give me a cop.
Give me fuck.
Cops in that head is he.
Please right now!
He said please, what a fucking gentleman.
I need fucking cops here right now, please.
Do you not realize how much of a condescending piece of shit you sound like?
Like, holy fucking shit, can somebody shove a pacifier in his ass?
I'm not touching him.
So we're having a good day.
See, Dana Point.
This guy just made me present.
Please give me a copy.
Please give me a copy.
Where's my card?
You threw it out of your head.
Give me my card.
You grab it.
I'm not such a-
Go!
This guy goes from panting on the fucking phone with the cops
to using his last little bit of energy to scream,
Fuck you!
I did not think I had to say this
because you would typically say this shit to a toddler,
but screaming does not get you what you want.
Clearly your father didn't beat the shit out of you enough.
This next Karen gets pissed off at a teenager
for skateboarding on the sidewalk.
I personally like the skateboard on the sidewalk,
so fuck you, Karen.
Same racist male Karen came up to me for skating on the public sidewalk.
Can I ask what you doing here, sir?
And skateboarding.
Do you think it's okay?
skateboard on private property here.
Stop trespassing here.
Sir, stop back it up like a little fucking bitch here, sir.
Holy shit, I can smell the Fox News from here.
Hey, motherfucker, you skateboarding on some private property.
I'm gonna have to get your black ass off the sidewalk.
Donald Trump owns his fucking country, and I own my sister's fucking vagina.
Because I just want to fucking talk to you here, sir.
You think it's okay to fucking skateboard on private place?
Please don't get that place to me.
Don't do that shit over here, sir.
It's fucking America.
fucking America here. Does this guy think he's a fucking badass because he doesn't have his pockets
tucked in? I can only imagine what those fucking boot barn looking shit-ass shoes probably
smell like. I guarantee you it doesn't reap as much bullshit as what this person's talking about.
Motherfucker said the sidewalk is private property. Get the fuck out of here.
You don't want to fucking fuck with me, sir. You don't even know who I am here, sir.
There's no fucking way this guy said, do you watch Fox News, sir? There's no way these cousin
fuckers are that predictable. And why the fuck are you walking with your hands behind your back? You're not a
history teacher giving a lecture. I feel like this guy would sing every chapter of to kill a mocking
bird with a proud smile on his face. You know what they say? What proud worldwide?
Have you even been checking the internet social media? Get your ass back here, sir. Don't be fucking
skateboarding on property. I'm looking at your property. Did you fuck your sister, sir?
Anyways, this next Karen gets mad at a couple millennials saying that they should fucking pass away.
No, no, no, no.
You want to do them.
We'll just go yell at people.
I don't care.
We'll just go yell at people.
I know you don't care.
Why even you don't care?
I don't care.
You're a millennial.
Just die.
I'm sorry, lady, but you either are a millennial yourself or you're a part of the worst generation, and that's fucking Gen Z.
I'm not saying pick your poison, but both ways are fucked.
But then again, you're a blonde bimbo.
Do you really know fucking better?
Huh?
Just die.
Well, you'll die before me.
Um, no, no, you will.
And you're a reason because you're a neuropsychologist who knows nothing about fucking neuroscience.
But guess what?
Guess what?
And you're gonna go around preaching misinformation.
Guess what? I'm older than you, so I've had a longer life.
You're gonna have a shutter.
And that's sad.
Because we weren't exposed to this.
If I had to assume what they were talking about, it was promptly COVID-19.
If they were, I thought we were already past this shit like a year and a half ago.
I only had that shit for like two days and it wasn't even that fucking bad.
I was just queffing out my fucking mouth for two days and that was literally it.
Nothing else happened.
This next Karen is calling the authorities on an eight-year-old girl because she wants
to sell fucking water on the sidewalk.
What an actual piece of shit.
I don't want to let a little girl sell some water.
She calling police on an eight-year-old little girl.
You can hide all you want.
The whole world going to see you, boo.
Yeah, and illegally selling water without a permit?
On my property.
It's not your property.
Holy fuck, I can see the anger in her eyes.
I feel like her eyes are a preview into the 10th floor of hell.
How can you build this much fucking anger for a child selling water?
And motherfucker, let's not pretend that you were trying to hide from an iPhone.
You calling the police on an 8-year-old girl, so now you're trying to hide like an 8-year-old girl.
You is so fucking sad.
This next Karen gets pissed off at a guy for wearing a fucking t-shirt.
Will we ever know what the t-shirt says?
I have no fucking idea.
You work here?
You're supervisor outside here?
I'm not offending you.
You're offending everyone out here.
Bullshit!
You're saying fuck!
This is my right!
My children don't know that word!
This is my right.
This is my right.
This is my right.
that word.
They're five and six years old.
Speaking of fuck, holy fucking shit, why do you look like handsome Shrek?
Donkey, look at this motherfucker wearing a fuck shit.
I don't think my five and six year old ogres would like this shit.
My children are five and six years old.
You got a supervisor inside here?
My parents, my in-laws own it.
My wife's in charge.
Go in there and talk to her.
And go wear that shirt in there.
Absolutely.
Go!
Where show me.
Go.
My children are five and six years old.
Are your children here?
Do you think?
That I want them to see that shirt?
Do you think that I want them to see that shirt?
That shirt is offensive.
That's a bad word.
You're saying bad words in front of children.
Is your children here?
Are your children here?
I mean, she's making a fair point.
Your kids aren't even here, so why does it even matter?
If your kids are 5 and 6 years old,
then why are you so concerned about them seeing the fucking shirt?
If two 5 and 6 year old kids were walking outside without a parent,
I think that's more of the fucking problem.
Clearly somebody doesn't know how to do parenting.
Please, let's go talk to your wife.
Let's go talk to your wife right now.
You got the boss?
Is it make you feel like a big man?
Go ahead.
Keep on walking.
That was the shirt that was offensive.
Fuck Trump.
I mean, I'm not going to stay my political opinion
because if there's one thing we all have in common
is that we all like to make fun of shit.
So I think I'm going to leave my political opinion out of things.
But as far as I'm concerned, she can wear that shirt all she wants.
As far as I know, there is no laws that say,
say no profanity. This next Karen gets pissed off at the restaurant for messing up her order,
and she apparently has a whole meltdown over it.
I love how her shirt says not today, Satan. I'll keep it a stack with y'all. I think
she's the only Satan in the room.
They do it. Okay, you're filling stuff everywhere now. Do it. Excuse you.
Please.
Sorry, you announced it to everybody. You don't need to insult people.
You were the one who decided your friend decided to leave in. You remember that?
Yeah, I do.
she was standing up for people because he didn't do anything wrong.
Because he didn't fucking do the job.
Okay.
You know what?
I will take one of the food for you to get the fuck out.
God.
You don't need to talk to her like that either.
Should I call the police?
Like, I think that would be helpful.
Maybe you should get a hamburger next time.
There's the fucking race card.
I was waiting for the cherry on top in this video.
Yeah, long story short, fuck this Karen.
This next Karen racially profiles a man for stealing at a Walmart.
Plot Twitch.
A-twist, ladies and gentlemen, the racially profiled man didn't fucking steal.
And this carrot,
Cohn is a fucking idiot.
Get off of my property.
It's not your property.
It's one-my-property.
You cannot.
No, he's freaks.
Yeah, get off.
This is my property.
Get off of me.
I know.
Get off of my property.
No.
I'm not on your property.
This is my property.
The cart is not your property.
Holy fuck.
Santa Claus really let himself.
go, didn't it? Now, I'm not here to nag on somebody's fucking job, but dude, you a real
fucking NPC being 60 years old working out of fucking Walmart. You really got nothing else
better to fucking do than work at Walmart and racially profiled dudes. Get your fucking
Colonel Sanders head-ass hand off of his merchandise.
Okay, look, here for our seat. Thank you. That's all I want to say. And I'm going to sue the shit
out of you. I'm going to sue the shit out of it, so it's all good.
You do that. You talk your congressman?
I didn't sign a contract.
Okay, so get off my ass.
If this guy presses charges on this old man, I hope he got a fucking fortune.
Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Why the fuck would I want you to keep living?
Because we love you, vegan teacher.
Alright, people, welcome back to the channel.
Welcome back to another video.
That vegan teacher, alright?
The last video on that vegan teacher got blessed by the algorithm,
so here we are once again making
another video a part two of the trilogy of probably many to come of that vegan teacher.
I feel like you guys are definitely enjoying this series as it was, uh, it was received pretty well.
But yeah, we're back slamming some vegans. You know how we do it. That vegan teacher
uploaded a brand new video called vegans. Don't sign your organ donor card. You know, I'm very
curious as to why she says that. You know, I wonder what kind of hatred she has towards
humans. But anyways, before we find out, if you guys end up enjoying this video by any means,
please subscribe to the channel. It's free and you can always unsubscribe later. But anyways,
With that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at that vegan teacher's degeneracy.
Are you signing your organ donor card?
Heck no.
Do you genuinely think that I'm going to sign an organ donor card?
Look, right?
I get it.
You know, I'm going to be dead by the time that I'm well dead.
You know, I don't care about my organs.
I'm supposed to not care, right?
But look, all right?
If I died, there's probably a reason why I died, right?
I'm pretty sure that nobody wants my organs inside of another person's body.
You know, I'm not really the most healthy kid in the world.
All I consume is Culver Subway and flippers.
So if anybody wants to like get any of my organs, okay?
You know, I'm probably like a last resort to begin with.
So long story short, no, I'm not going to sign an organ donor card.
That's stupid.
You know the one that says that you agree to, after you die, donate your heart or your lungs or your eyes?
Uh-uh, do not care.
Nobody needs my eyeballs, bro, all right?
My eyeballs are already just disgustingly bad within itself.
I'm probably blind.
I guarantee you, if I went to the eye doctor now, I could probably get registered as blind.
I can be legally blind and I don't even know it.
As far as I know, bro, every single organ in my body is not going to be needed for another human being, okay?
If you're a grandma that's above the age of 110, then maybe you can have my eyeballs.
But other than that, bro, I got the physical health of like an 80-year-old man, okay?
No one needs me.
Or a kidney to somebody who needs them.
Doesn't that sound like a beautiful thing?
No, it doesn't.
I mean, you're going to be dead.
Okay.
Anyway, so you don't need them, right?
No, no.
So it seems like the right thing to do.
No, it's not the right thing.
to do organs to help somebody to give them sight to give them a new lease on life who cares though
if anyone of you guys are on your deathbed right now and you look up to me be like riff i need
your large intestine right now in order for me to live look bro chacho i appreciate you watching
the content but uh i'm pulling the plug i used to sign it all the time and as a nurse for 25 years
i used to tell everyone yeah of course you should sign your card why wouldn't you we need a great
society that cares for one another. Yeah, except everybody is just like me. They do not care about
each other. Why would I want to donate my organs to somebody that's not going to donate their organs?
Like, it doesn't make any sense. But then I became vegan. Oh, baby, she said it. She said the
mic drop phrase. I got to tell you audience, when she said that she was a, when she said that she
was vegan, but my pants dropped to the floor immediately. It sunk through the floor. Let me just
bow down and suck your toes, that vegan teacher. Thank goodness you're vegan. Thank you for
being such a great saint to a society.
Thank you that vegan teacher.
Thank you for being vegan.
We just ended racism.
And I realized that the vast majority of you are evil.
I mean, to be fair, that vegan teacher,
you should have realized that the human species was pretty evil,
even before you became vegan.
I don't think it's any secret as to how, you know,
a cow appeared on your plate of Texas Roadhouse, okay?
I'm pretty sure that everybody knows that there's a process
and that there's a killing of an animal.
But no, there was still people like you that realized that,
Wow, meat didn't just get zapped onto my plate.
I had this great delicacy.
Nope, that's not how it works.
Evil people.
And I don't especially care if you keep living.
So, if I die if I'm in a hospital somewhere,
no, you can't take my heart.
You can't take my eyes.
I can't take my lungs or my kidney.
I mean, if I'm going to be completely honest, that vegan teacher,
I don't want your eyeballs.
I don't want your kidney.
I don't want anything to do with you.
If I was in the hospital right now because my large intestine exploded, all right?
And you were my last resort to get a large intestine?
I would kindly just look at the doctor right in the eyes and just say, uh,
Sianara and just pull the plug on me.
I ain't taking your large intestine.
That's nasty.
Even in my final breath, I will still have standards to never even associate with you.
I don't want you to take my organs, get out of that hospital bed,
and walk straight to McDonald's or Kentucky.
fried chicken and pay for the rape, torture, confinement, and murder of innocent animals who never did a single thing wrong.
Oh, well, you see, you that vegan teacher, why would I, why would you care? You're already dead.
Look, if I really wanted to, and if I really did get your large intestine or I got a stomach replacement,
I would gladly refill your stomach with some fresh McDonald's. I will provide it with the nutrients. It's been lacking.
You decided to go a solid 40 years by providing your stomach nothing but full of leaves and kelp, all right?
it's time for me to have a reformation, a revolution, by bringing your stomach to Texas Roadhouse.
You see, that vegan teacher, it would only be the right thing to do.
Why the fuck would I want you to keep living if you are such a cruel person?
Now vegans, on the other hand, you are welcome. Dig in.
If there are vegans around and you need my eyes, take them.
Because you guys are there on the front lines trying to protect these animals.
You never get a single.
word of thanks from them because they're off to the slaughterhouse being murdered being
shoved into gas chambers like the jews were in world war two oh yeah i forgot she compared the killing
of animals to the jews in world war two wow well what a great comparison i forgot about that
no that vegan teacher no it's a terrible comparison do not compare the killing of animals to the
killing of six million jews in nineteen forty two like the jews were in world war two that's what
they do to the pigs in this industry oh no that's what they do to the pigs in this industry oh no that
sucks you know it's a real shame that we have a world like this but it is it's a
shame that's what it's come to so the truth is though we can't
true oh oh here we go on vegans right you either sign your card and agree to
give your organs to everyone or anyone or nobody yeah I agree you give it to
nobody like why would somebody give their organs to anybody that is gross and
because the vast majority of people are not yet vegan that has to be my
choice it's unfortunate so the next follow-up is what about if it's somebody in my own
family whatever that vegan teacher is about to say is probably a little bit less
cruel than what I'm about to say whether you are my friend or my family I don't
care who you are I'm not donating anything to you unless they're like my
spouse or something because you know that's supposed to be like the most immediate
relationship you possibly have then sure I guess I'll donate an organ to my
spouse okay you know you know maybe we'll discuss it later but still either way
audience my entire consensus to giving organs or donating organs is just don't do it
it's weird it's gross what if it's somebody in my family who's not vegan yet not
everyone in my family's vegan yet so let's say somebody in my family needs um one of my
kidneys to survive or some bone marrow of mine well you're gonna think to
yourself well of course she's gonna donate to her own family
Because she's completely inconsistent.
She will have one rule for those people and another rule for her family.
But you'd be wrong.
No.
Dang, bro.
That's kind of harsh.
That kind of sucks, man.
Honestly, if I were in that vegan teacher family and I needed that vegan teacher's kidney in order to survive,
I'm just going to say, yes, I'll be a vegan.
This is my vegan declaration day.
Just please give me your kidney.
And Miss Katie's going to reply saying, oh, thank goodness, I'm happy for you.
Happy vegan declaration day.
And then I promise you the second that I leave that hospital, I'm going to drive straight to Kentucky fried chicken and get a bucket.
Now you're going to say to yourself, well, they're not yet vegan.
But I'll promise to be vegan after.
And that's a different story.
So let's say somebody in my family needs my bone marrow or needs a kidney and then says to me, look, I'm really sorry.
I was such an asshole.
All those years that you asked me to be vegan, all those years that you were on social media,
Trying so hard to to help these innocent animals and there I was just munching away on all these different animals and I didn't give a
Fuck about you and I didn't help you but I'm really really sorry now Katie
I'm so sorry so please please can I have your your kidney or your bone marrow
You know what I'd say then? Okay
There we go ladies and gentlemen mission accomplished. I grab that vegan teacher's kidney. I grab her stomach and I go to Kentucky fried chicken
Anyways ladies and gentlemen I think I'm going to
conclude this video here. We're gonna leave it off on a good note. All right, if you guys end up enjoying this video by any means
Please subscribe to the channel, but yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later
Dad can I?
All right, bro, these brain rot channels are getting more and more
Ficking stupid by the day. True Sigma mail can buy this phone to show how true real Sigma they are
Yeah, I'm gonna put a bullet in my head at the end of this video. All right people
What's up today I think I found one of the worst brain rot
channels of all time.
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Buggy Tunes.
If you're looking for the most repetitive animations that tell the same jokes every video,
then motherfucker I got the thing for you.
Can I have a...
Yeah, so you know whenever I said that he rinses and repeats the same jokes over again?
This is Exhibit A of what you're gonna be experiencing throughout this video.
It's the same sound effects, the same jokes, almost the same animation, something.
But anyways, a $900,000 car, huh?
Daddy car is given with a belt.
Daddy car can resist to an atomic bomb!
Daddy car is faster than a sleepy snail.
Daddy car can looks maxing your mewing.
A hundred percent guarantee real car.
Bro, I guarantee you some retarded five-year-old kids gonna be like,
Holy shit!
I could get a fucking daddy car that has looks maxing and mewing?
Holy shit, bro, if I caught my son watching Boogie tunes,
I would be beat.
Eating his fucking ass for the next two and a half hours.
Dad.
Bro, why does this mufflingo look like the retards on the Olive Garden menu?
I swear, audience, this has gotta be some of the shittiest animation I've ever seen.
Bro says that he's an animator and he likes to make funny cartoons.
Bro, you're not an animator, this shit is a fucking mistake.
You probably listen to your mama too much whenever she would compliment your shittie doodles as a kid.
Fucking shitty-ass animations.
Listen, I know the animation literally just began, but I cannot get over the fact that this mufika called himself an animator when all he did was draw a fucking PNG and moved it around a little bit.
Why the fuck is YouTube giving animators with such shitty art?
A million subscribers and sometimes 10 million plus views of video.
YouTube, is this really the top talent that you can push to the top of the algorithm?
Is this really the best animators that you can find on your video?
platform. Listen, YouTube, if you want to push an artist to the top of the algorithm, push my artist to the top.
She's the reason I got 4 million fucking subscribers. Don't be given this bullshit 10 million views.
The fuck.
Call on ambulance! Call on ambulance!
Huh?
Bro looks like Andrew Tate whenever he sees his 16-year-old wife.
Fucking all these 15-year-old, not 15, sorry, 16-year-old women.
Also completely off topic, but can we look at the pictures in the background? You got the world-record egg with
the fucking Roblox mewing face, you got a picture of an inferior cat, whenever it should actually
be Bob, you got this old fucker, I don't know how he became a meme, and then you got this gay
shit. This whole image audience, just drink it in for a second. A Pamirley audience, allegedly
this person looked at this video and thought, yeah, this is great to upload to YouTube.com.
I am fucking baffled the shit that YouTube.com is promoting.
Rule number seven, no students in my-
Where the fuck did that finger come from?
You could put that shit right back in your ass.
Dude, what the fuck just happened?
I swear just a second ago,
this lady pulled her pointer finger out of her fucking asshole.
And now all of a sudden the school blew up.
And for some fucking reason, there's dynamite inside of a school classroom.
Can somebody please make sense of this shit for me?
I swear this animator doesn't even fucking think whenever he's animating.
He just draws shit.
No thought process.
No thinking.
behind it. He just fucking does.
And then you get this monstrosity
that you call animation allegedly.
First rule, no talking.
Does that mean...
Oh, so now this dude
is just reanimating that
SpongeBob episode with the drill sergeant.
All right, audience. Let's see
if fucking Boogie Toons
is going to outanimate SpongeBob
of all shows.
Second rule, no eating in my class.
What?
No eating in my classroom.
Rule number three, no mewing.
What?
No mewing in my classroom.
Bro, is this shit like the same video every fucking time?
I really do wonder how many more times we're going to see this exact same shit compressed explosion.
And in case you're still wondering, audience, no, they didn't do fucking better than SpongeBob.
Literally nothing can be...
No, he's eating in my classroom.
This animation was fucking dog shod.
Shit.
Dad, can I have a new phone?
This fucking video again.
What's it, Dad!
Look at this phone.
Bro, can you shut the fuck up?
Yeah, I agree.
Listen, I know that some of you guys in the audience are artist, right?
My question to you is, why the fuck have you not started your art career?
The money is there, ladies and gentlemen, the millions of followers is there.
Most of you have talent, you just have to link it with people.
Being funny. Actually no scratch that, you don't even need to be fucking funny. If this dude exists and has a gold play button
Then I am certain your fucking ass can get some real money.
Son, where did you find this delicious cheese? There
Dude, where the fuck do you come up with these ideas? And why is your house shaped like a dude that would touch kids? I wouldn't let my sons in a football field radius be around that house. I feel
I feel like if they get any closer, their fucking rectum's gonna be dittled.
Creepy-ass fucking house.
Son, where did you find these delicious chocolate balls?
There.
Wait a minute, did I really just watch the same fucking video?
This isn't even like the same idea or the same audio from another video.
This was literally the exact same format of a previous video.
Audience, are you guys seeing the connection here?
Second that this dude gets a good video idea, he's gonna rinse and repeat it until it gets two views on YouTube.
This man is the definition of milking the cow until it's dry.
And the best part about it is that this video wasn't even funny the first time.
This is just fucking stupid.
Nah, no, no, no, no.
I am not fucking watching this video again.
What is it?
He's eating ice cream and then he's like, oh, look, and then there's shit everywhere.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I got to find out what it is.
Son, where did you find this delicious ice cream?
There.
Wow, audience.
Am I a fucking genius or what?
I can't believe that there's a bunch of five-year-old kids that are watching that video.
And they're squealing like fucking pigs because they're laughing so hard.
Like, motherfucker, did you watch any other show than the doodle bobs growing up?
You unfunny fucking band kid that's going to get slammed in lockers in 10 years.
Pizza!
I put a bomb in your...
Pizza.
You what?
Bro, at this point, the videos aren't even making sense.
But then again, this video was brain rot.
It's not supposed to make fucking sense.
I'm supposed to have a lukewarm body temperature and picking my nose with a fucking monkey
butt watching these videos.
Just like every other retarded five-year-old that consumes this shit.
What's what's doing?
I dreamed I was drinking lemonade.
This is not lemonade.
This is...
Yeah, my brain is officially f***ing fried.
Ladies and gentlemen, this person has a million to
subscribers on YouTube and because I have four million let's make our sub gap even bigger
please help me get to five mil thank you m'm okay well I'm not losing then I'm gonna make
you strip Nova come let's let's want me one nah no no no bro what the f f f did you just
say ain't no way we found the Roblox did it all right people what's up today I have
discovered the worst Roblox YouTuber in recent time I'm bro I'm actually gonna try out
right now I want to make you strip Nova you're gonna lose this ladies and gentlemen I
introduce you to Kobe Blocks. Anyways, this fella has been circling around the Roblox community for quite some time now,
where essentially this college dropout named Kobe, grabbed an only fans girl and quite literally made her the mascot of his whole fucking channel.
You know, the classic titty's in the thumbnail remove one clothing if I get one kill.
Essentially, this is the same shit that Rice Gum was doing back in 2018 on Fortnite.
Except it is now in 2024 on Roblox and somehow he made it even worse.
I'll just play a few clips from his video so you guys know what I'm talking about.
Let's go!
Bro, novi, you have to take another piece of clothing already.
That is not fair.
You're cheating.
How did you freeze me before I froze you?
I shot you at the exact same time.
No, no, enough you happen, bro.
Just take the clothes off, bro.
I'm going to win.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Anyways, just like all weirdos that are on the internet, they got canceled.
And Kobe Blocks got canceled pretty fucking bad.
I mean, seriously, we had steak, we had creak craft, we had the whole fucking Avengers on this shit.
Which basically leads to today where Kobe Blocks made a response video.
I got canceled.
Dot, dot, dot, dot.
And as you could see, this video was not received well.
It was probably because there was no titties being teased or no vagina being flapped around in the video.
That's probably why Kobe.
That's probably why your video flopped.
So, I got cancelled.
Dude, clean your fucking microphone.
Holy shit.
Is this what happens when you froth over the mouth
over a barely legal only fan's blonde?
That microphone is fucking rancid.
And let me explain why.
It all started with this cornball right here.
Steak, I think it's called.
For the record, Kobe, it's not a very good idea
to call the person that's canceling you names
at the very beginning of your video.
You, Mr. Dumb-Fuck, you have something to prove to everybody.
And the thing you have to prove is that you're not a fucking weirdo to everybody.
Which, FYI, you dumb fuck, everybody thinks so.
So don't start the video by calling steak and everybody else a cornballing.
They don't have anything to prove.
You do, you fucking dumbass.
He made many live streams about me.
Here's one of them.
I mean, he is literally the biggest glazer I've ever seen in 2024.
Brody, I think you're the last person to be talking about glazing
whenever you have an OnlyFans girl as the mascot of your channel.
If it wasn't for this girl hopping on your channel, you would quite literally be making no money.
Which is ironic audience, because after he posted this video, YouTube demonetized his entire channel.
Oh my God, get fucked, dude.
But you might be wondering why am I getting all this hate?
I mean, what have I done?
I don't really know, but I can explain what they say.
Everybody knows exactly why you're getting canceled.
You're promoting 18 plus content to little ass kids.
That's the simple reason.
Nobody watching your video is slow, dude.
We all know why we're here.
So obviously, most of you guys have probably seen my videos.
I am making clickbait.
Okay, I'm making clickbait.
Yeah, I'm clickingbait on my videos.
So obviously, most of you guys have seen my videos.
I mean, they're just normal Roblox videos.
Yeah, guys, very normal Roblox videos that was from a dying trend back in 2018.
Notice how he didn't put a picture of his very normal Roblox thumbnails on screen.
It's almost like Muff-a-scare to get his video demonetized because he knows it's wrong.
Listen, there ain't nothing wrong with a little titty in the thumbnail, right?
Topper Guild, I do it, Zong does it, fucking everybody does it. But thank
fuck all of us have the common knowledge that we shouldn't actually promote it. This guy is
working hand-in-hand with a fucking porn star to make Roblox videos for kids. I would not even
doubt it if this woman is getting paid to be inside of these videos. Which, FYI, Mr. Dumbfuck,
if you're paying this girl to be in your videos, you're promoting this behavior.
With my friend Nova, and I get a lot of hate for it because Nova has her own
personal life and does certain things that people don't agree with but in return people are saying
I'm promoting stuff that she does yeah that that's exactly what it is you're collabing with a porn
star that's gonna see her content and then see her 18 plus content I think the comment that I put on
this dude's response video was perfect guys guys listen I'm not promoting her 18 plus content
I'm actually just sending my audience to the person that has 18 plus content in their links
Can't you see how many fucking logic leaps you're making just to make your point?
You promote a porn starter kids.
Come sue me.
I can debate this all day.
I've in no way ever promoted it.
I once linked her streaming.
I've never promoted any of her stuff.
I promote a kick link once and I delete it because people said it wasn't good to do when I delete it.
But ever since then, I've still being it and hey.
Okay, but you still did it.
I didn't do it, guys.
But actually there was this one time.
Oh, and there was this one time on kick.
You promote a porn star of kids, you fucking idiot.
And a lot of people are saying my videos,
I'm not allowed on YouTube, but I can quickly disprove that.
Yeah, well, you got demonetized after this video.
Fuck you.
Since this whole segment of this video is completely invalid now,
let's skip to his next beautiful point.
But you can easily tell that Roblox is trying to cater to an older audience,
and because I'm a Sigma, I realize that.
Oh my fucking...
There's no fucking way that you just said that.
Because I'm a Sigma, I realize that.
I swear this dude is just now discovering who Andrew Tate is.
No, like, seriously, look at this dude's tweets.
how f-fitting he is. I get clowned on for my dreams. They call you crazy till it works.
The funny thing is that it already is working. I have multiple channels generating me thousands
of dollars each in profit. Do the math. I wouldn't make nearly as much in college. All I would do
is study for five years to work at McDonald's. Praying one day I'd get a job that the government
will tax half of my pay. Stay in the matrix if you don't understand. Yeah, I'll be honest, bro. The only
thing I learned from this tweet is that you like Wiener. So if we go, all right, so this is the first
video I've ever done on this style. And if we click details right here and I scroll down,
oh, wait a minute. Is your video made for kids? I click, no, it's not made for kids because really
young kids shouldn't be watching my videos. Young kids can still be watching your videos,
you fucking idiot. If you really cared about kids not watching your videos, you would in fact
age restrict all of your videos on request. But of course, everybody knows that you wouldn't
auto age restrict your videos because you wouldn't get your fucking money.
Guys, this is not about the safety of children.
This is just about him making his fucking money off a kid.
If you really cared about little kids not watching your videos,
you would request your videos to be age restricted.
Fuck you.
Also, bro, you cannot tell me that this shit was not targeted towards kids.
I have never, in my fucking life, ever heard of a YouTube channel on Roblox
that talks like this that is meant for adults.
Today, me and Nova are playing 2v2s, but every time I get a kill, I have to spin the suss wheel.
This has some crazy dares on it.
Get the fuck out of here, you big fat liar.
Anyway, let's get more to the actual nitty-gritty of this stuff.
Let's react to some things that I've seen on Twitter.
But quick, wait, wait, quickly just before that, this, so as I said, this is steak,
and he has no room to talk about promoting certain things because, bro, he is literally promoting the biggest 18-plus website on earth.
I mean, look what he's wearing.
It's a shirt with the name on it.
and his audience is completely kids.
Okay, first off, he was never promoting Pornhub.com.
Here was the original clip.
Check this out.
Leave.
If you're under 15, get out of here.
Go.
Leave now.
My f***le literally just said,
if you're under a certain age,
fucking leave right now.
Does that sound like promoting to you?
Now, to me,
if I were promoting Pornhub.com to a bunch of kids,
I think I would be saying something along the lines of,
guys, if you're 15 and below,
you have got to see this.
That you dumb fuck is called promoting.
Steak was never promoting Pornhub, quit saying that he was.
Yeah, I'll be the first to say that was probably stupid.
I messed up for short.
But you know what I didn't do?
I didn't promote someone that works for the website and put that info in the description of the vid.
Firstly, I've never put anyone's 18 plus links in the description to a vid.
That's completely wrong.
No guys, I didn't promote 18 plus content.
I just sent them to the person that has 18 plus content in their links.
Not promoting a porn star in a porn star in.
your YouTube videos is not featuring a porn star in a positive light on your YouTube videos.
I don't think I need to say anymore.
Everybody subscribe if I should make a part two on this guy.
With that being said, I'll catch y'all.
Later.
Alright people, what's up?
Today we're checking out Topper Guild, which is, in my opinion, the worst TikTok of all time.
Because what is TikTok content without wasting a shit ton of food?
And I mean it, I'm talking a shit ton of food.
I think we now understand.
understand the beast we're gonna be tackling today. Anyways, I'm sure that this guy has already heard the age-old argument of why he's wasting so much
fucking food and supplies. Which is also the exact reason I'm making this video. The grand majority of his TikTok content just consists of him wasting a bunch of fucking food.
Much like his dad wasting a bunch of fucking sperm in his mom's uterus.
Hot sauce! Red and black peppers! You know, it actually just came to mind. How exactly is this guy going to clean?
all this shit up. I'm sure this guy could be hiring like a maid or something, but I can't imagine the fucking maid walking in the house.
If I were the maid and I seen this shit, I would walk right out the fucking door.
Oh yeah, he also does this annoying thing where he says, perfect at the end of every video.
So I'm just preparing you guys for the ear blistering noise for every video.
Turkey!
Hey more bread?
Perfect.
I'm sure this guy's family must be so proud.
Because who would it be proud of their Honey Bunny son wasting so much shit on their kitchen counter?
And he's not even wasting food.
He's also wasting technology as well.
Then again, the dumb fuck probably doesn't even know his iPad was there.
He's got way too much money under his belt to even give a shit.
But then again, how he got $29 million on TikTok is honestly fucking surprising to me.
But then again, $29 million on TikTok, I think says more about our generation than him.
Why is wasting food the new funny?
Look at this happy son of a bitch.
I can guarantee you there isn't a singular thought of empathy in his eyes.
When he looks back at these videos, he's thinking, holy fucking shit, I'm going to get 40 million views on this bad boy.
And 40 million fucking views he gets.
I don't know, if I were this guy, I would not be able to sleep with a clear conscience at night.
How this guy doesn't have any guilt throughout his day is honestly astonishing.
But then again, when you're a colossal piece of shit,
you just don't recognize that stuff.
Being self-aware, that's just normal people shit.
Okay, so dumb fuck realizes that there's people that can't really afford food.
Meanwhile, he turns right back around and waste a shit ton of food in return.
If this guy's career is built up on wasting fucking food,
he can easily open a food pantry and I guarantee you it would be successful.
Then again, I'm just a guy with an opinion,
but I do challenge you, audience, that maybe my opinion just might be better than his.
Pizza sauce
Okay, so this isn't the same piece of shit from before
But this piece of shit is also another piece of shit
I'm gonna be making a video on later on
So yeah, stay tuned for this guy
Okay, coffee to the top
Now just a little bit of milk
Mmm, perfect
One pound sugar
And now for the coffee part
Yeah, yeah
Perfect
Have you guys laughed yet? Have you soiled your fucking panties yet? I'm really trying my best to understand what is the comedic relief in these videos
because there is yet to be one singular video where I'm like, oh ha ha ha ha ha that's fucking funny. I'm sorry, Topper, but I just can't find your talent, sir.
Three seconds in the video. You know, eggs are very nutritious, very valuable to a human being's health. And knowing that this guy's about to do whatever the fuck he's about to do to these eggs, it's just,
gonna go right down the trash can and it's pissing me off.
You know how many homeless people he can feed with just that bowl alone?
And thing is, is that he chose pretty good ingredients.
He's got the eggs, bacon, the vegetables, and cheese.
He's got it all.
You know, he had the opportunity to possibly feed people that actually need the food.
Or he's just gonna make a big fucking mess inside of his kitchen and make some TikTok videos.
And of course being the dumb fuck he is, he does the kitchen shit.
This guy could be doing so much better for other people that actually need the food.
But no, Mr. Selfish Dumbf can't give other people food, but instead he's gonna consume it all for himself.
I don't know why he doesn't give food to homeless people.
It would literally do the same numbers.
Okay, just a quick waffle.
Perfect.
Theta!
Rest in peace, iPad, by the way.
Mixed fruit!
Pounder sugar
Perfect
Saying that I'm fucking sleep deprived
Watching these YouTube videos is an understatement
I have still have yet to understand how this is 29 million
Follower quality content I feel like dumb fuck over here should be motivation for you guys
If you have an online career you're trying to pursue just look at this guy and say yeah, I'm gonna make it
The title of this YouTube short is called who else can relate to this?
this. Well, Mr. Topper Guild, I'm afraid nobody can quite relate like you. You see, I'm pretty sure
99.9% of people watching my videos are not people that waste their food, let alone most of us are
probably struggling to get a meal. So, to answer your question, dumb fuck, no, nobody's relating
with you and nobody will. Is this supposed to be the relatable part? Yes, we get it. Not
everybody's a fucking millionaire where they can waste $10,000 a week on shitty TikToks.
God, if I see this guy IRL, I would give him the fattest fucking wedgy.
I would put this guy's wedgy on the tallest tree branch known to man.
Okay, some barbecue sauce?
Okay, now let me just rub it in.
Some barbecue?
No, thank.
Bedfin.
I don't know why this hit me so late in the video, but it has.
Through all the bullshit that this guy has recorded inside of his house,
has it not came to any of you guys' minds that, you know,
ants and stuff like that exist. Whoever cleans this dude's house honestly hats off to them
because if there was any other maid cleaning up this person's house, it would be a fucking resort
for any insect and any infestation to come to life. It's just so fucking pathetic to watch.
Pizza dough! Pizza son! Yeah, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Anyways, audience, that's it
for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah,
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