Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 66

Episode Date: November 29, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 66

And one thing led to another, after flirting back and forth, she ended up sending me a photo of her cherries. Hey, that's my boy! Guys, if you're looking for the professor of rays, you go to this guy. This is a grade A tutorial on how to get a girl's cherries in your Snapchat inbox. Real quick, just real quick. How old are you? She looks up at me as if I was crazy and said, I'm 14. Wait a minute.

Oh, no! All right, people, what's up? The TikToker that got famous for smashing women got caught in 4K. Now, audience, if you haven't seen the previous episode where I made a video on this TikToker named Bubba, I certainly recommend you watch the first episode after you watch this video here. Because, uh, arguably, I think this video is going to be crazier than this video by a landslide. Girl lied about her age, part one through part 10, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see how this guy became EDP, or supposedly.

Yo, what is going on, you guys? My name's Bubba, and welcome back to an insane story. So today's story, like I said, takes place back in grade 12. Now, in grade 12, I remember, there was a lot of grade 9s entering my high school. And grade 9s are usually around what? The age of 14, 15? Oh, shit. You got the fresh batch of fresh meat in high school.

Oh, you're cooked. Listen, audience, when you're in senior year and you're in a really big high school, you really have to pay attention who you're talking to in the dating world in high school. Because nowadays, audience, you can't even fucking tell what a girl's age is anymore. Some of these mufuckas look like they're 19 when they're actually fucking two years old. It's kind of fucking sick and it freaks me out sometime. My advice to the seniors in high school, you better ID each and every last girl you come in contact with. You ain't trying to end up like this guy, ladies and gentlemen.

And as a grade 12, I thought it was disgusting going for that age group of women. Yeah, well, explain this shit. She ended up sending me a photo of her cherries. Yeah, it was fucking disgusting until you saw her fucking cherries. But one thing in my high school is that I won't lie to you, it's really hard to determine whose age is actually what. Because let's be real here, guys. We're in 2023.

Women that are like literally 12 look like they're 19. If there is anything in this video where he is spitting complete and other facts, it is right here. As I said before, audience, you can't fucking tell how old she is anymore. I don't know what the fuck they've been feeding these girls in their food, but they better feed me their fucking ID in a second.

I'm not trying to be like Drake on some P. Diddy shit? As scary as it is, you never know what age is what. and it really freaks me out. And 80% of the time, when I go out to, like, a party or a club or anything, I'm not going to lie to you. Sometimes I feel like I need my own ID scanner to make sure they're actually of age or I'm going to be in jail.

Well, from the looks of it, Bubba, you're kind of explaining a story that's going to land you in fucking jail. I don't want my boy Bubba to go to jail. I mean, look at him. He's got a nice crib. He's got the YouTube plaques on the wall. It would be a shame if this guy went to jail. But it would be pretty funny, though.

Like, literally any day now, the cops could come into my door and be like, FBI open up! And I would die physically and mentally. And also, in jail. I don't want to go to jail. To me, it seems like you got an alibi that might be a little bit true. I mean, if you're really that paranoid Bubba, then what have you done throughout your life? I mean, from looking at your channel, I imagine your body count is above a hundred.

That's if all these stories are real. So, uh, I imagine you may have had a few fuckups along the way. I just sincerely hope you didn't go through with it. Nobody wants to be like, eat Dad Baddussi 445. I remember my grade 12 year. I remember we're going to our new classes and a lot of the grade 12s were talking about all the new grade 9s and the new shot A's that are in there. What kind of fucking school was this? Was this Epstein Island class of 2020? At my school, whenever the new grade 9s came in, there was maybe like one or two seniors that was like, ooh, baby. And of course, those only classmates that I had were fucking exiled from every friend group. I don't know what kind of fucking school you were at, but that is crazy. I don't like using the word shoddy, but if you guys are from my.

like, you know, any sort of slang land, then you would understand what I'm talking about. What the fuck are you talking about? You literally look like somebody that's in Gen Z. Bro is really trying to push that he has unct status on us. Get the fuck out of here. But for me, I was really uninterested. I found it totally disgusting, like I said earlier. And I remember I kind of just avoided all the conversations that had to do with, well, little girls.

Yeah, good idea. At least you thought it was a good idea until apparently you came in contact with one of them. And then she's saying you her cherries and I hope the fucking Jesus Christ. you didn't do the devil's tango. Because at that point, ladies and gentlemen, I would have to make an FBI report. Because, like I said, I'm not a freak, bro. Like, I understand I like Minecraft and I play Minecraft,

but I'm not a freak. Oh, yeah? Okay. How to know, Bubba? It's pretty concerning how good you are at Minecraft parkour. You must have spent a lot of hours behind the screen in Minecraft, if you get what I mean. All right, bro, I'm gonna stop.

Anyways, going on from there, I remember basically one time in my science lab, I remember going in there and I ended up sitting down on a desk. And then afterwards, when class actually started, the teacher came in front of the classroom and said, Okay, class, so today we have a new student. She just came here, and she is going to be joining us for our new science class. Now, I didn't know who this was because she came a week late, apparently, to school. But when she came into the classroom, she looked like any ordinary grade 12.

Oh my God, bro. This man got fucking clickbaited. I feel so bad now. She probably mentioned this was like a science lab 12 class, so only grade 12s could take this class. Now, before I continue on with the story, I just want to say, cops, FBI, or anyone that has to do with catching petos, I just want to say I was in high school and like, just hear the story out before you guys send cops coming down my door. Okay, thank you. Yeah, no, bro. I don't think high school is going to be saving you from this.

Because, bro, I'm sure there's a lot of dudes that are in jail right now that wish that they can use high school as a shield. High school's not going to protect you from the feds, bro. All that matters is if you're 18 years old, you're fucking cooked. Chris Hanson's going to be spanking your ass in no time. Anyways, I remember I found her pretty attractive and I thought, Hey, like, maybe I should go, like, you know, talk to her and kind of like see what's up. So I ended up walking up to her and I ended up basically saying, hey, like, how you doing? Like, I think it looked pretty good.

What the fuck is this Riz? Listen, bro, if you're going to cold approach a girl in school, the first thing you say should not be. Oh, hey, what's up? I think you look really good. Bro, you're fucking weird. She looks over at me really oddly and she's like, um, thanks. I appreciate it. Now, clearly she was really awkward when it came to conversation.

And I'm not going to lie, she kind of handled it premature. Curly, which at the time, I wasn't really registering that, but let's just say she acted really awed around me. And that is the proper response any curls should be giving right now. Hey, uh, I think you look really good, really attractive. Bub, bu, bu, bu. I would be looking around being like, okay, where's the fucking camera? I feel like I'm about to be on TikTok public interviews or some shit.

I would be weirded out too. And I remember to save myself, I kind of just ended up like basically saying like, hey, like if you need any help with like the homework or anything, I could help you with that. When I'm going to be honest, I had no idea 80% of the time what happened in that science class. But you know what? As long as it got me out of the situation, I didn't care. Nah, bro, you already said the low girl looked good. You're fucked.

The second that this girl posts about you on her snap story, you're fucking done for. Anyways, after that weird interaction, I remember I sat back at my desk and my friend ended up coming up behind me saying, yo, bro, you interested in her or what? I remember I looked over at him. Like, what do you mean? And he said, well, bro, like, I don't know, you made fun of us for going for girls. And that's what I told him, bro, you guys go for grade nine's, bro. I'm not going for a grade nine.

I love how you just casually exchange conversation with your senior friends that love freshmen. I don't know, Bubba, not exactly the type of friends you want to have. Because listen to me, if your friends' school motto is, if she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me. I think you need to walk away. Personal opinion. That's when I went back to work. And I remember he ended up rolling his eyes at me and we both went back to work. Now, I remember at this point, I really did not know what to do or say.

And I'm not going to lie to you. I kind of couldn't take my eyes off this girl. Uh, not a great. Good look, Bubba. Not a good fucking look. I have never seen a video where a man is so casually just incriminating himself. Yeah, I was looking at this girl and I couldn't keep my eyes off her. I'm 14. Officer, please stop. Yep, yep, you're fucking done. She was really beautiful and honestly, like, she had this, like, really nice, like, young look to her. Oh my God. There is no way you just said that. Now, before anyone says anything, yes, I know what I'm explaining sounds really creepy and weird. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking creepy and weird.

out here saying she looks good, she looks nice and young. What the fuck do you expect any of us to be thinking right now? You're fucking weird. Just keep listening to the story. Oh, believe me, buddy, we're fucking listening. We're listening all the way to the fucking end. Anyways, I remember in that class, we ended up getting a science project where we had to group up with people. And since I was the only person that interacted with this girl on her first day of our science class, she actually ended up coming up to me saying, hey, like, can you maybe be my partner for this? I don't really know anyone in the class. Bro's about to be like,

Oh my God, she asked me to get onto a group project with her. Here's my fucking chance. Admit it, bro, you're gonna whip out your fucking 14 year old wrist. All right, bro. I'm going a little too far. This story is fake, ladies and gentlemen, okay?

At least I hope so. And me and her became partners for that science lab. Now me, since I'm a hopeless romantic, I kind of saw this in a flirty way. Of course you fucking did. And in a more, you know, romantic way of how like,

you know, she's approaching me and I'm like her knight in shining armor. Did this mufka just say, Night in Shining Armor? This dude has watched Trek way too many times, bro. Listen, Brody, you're nothing more than a greasy senior in high school. That's it. If you really want to go for the girl that can't even develop dark hair follicles down there, then go ahead. But I'll have you know, Brody, you are no knight in shining armor. Going to help her with some like science lab stuff. I shouldn't be doing that hand gesture, but going on. Yeah, no, I don't know what the

fuck you were doing earlier. I hope you were trying to illustrate something you did later in the video. I remember from there, I ended up basically getting her number and her Snapchat, and then one thing led to another, me and her we ended up basically communicating throughout the day. Anyways, I remember after school came around, and I basically ended up going to the parking lot and jumping into my car and one of my friends needed a ride, so I ended up driving him home. And on the way home, I remember I ended up telling him about this girl and how like, you know, she's really hot, really pretty. Oh no. Every second that passes by, I'm sitting here cringing about how bad this guy is incriminating himself. Bro, you could even lie to the camera and say you guys were talking about the girl, and that was it. You don't need to talk about how she's hot and sexy and young.

You can make this video a lot easier on yourself, Bubba. And I ended up saying her name. When I said her name, I remember my friend looked at me saying, wait, bro, you're actually interested in her? That's kind of weird, bro. I ended up asking him why. And he's like, well, I don't know, like, you just met her. And like, on top of that, like, dude, she's new to the school.

Yeah, I know she's a newbie. Like, that's nothing to problem with it. I'm just saying, like, she's a hot girl in my grade 12 science class. Okay, what Bubba is explaining is kind of valid. As far as we know right now, audience, he had no idea that she was X amount of years old, and she was in the senior science class. But if your friend is calling you weird for liking that girl,

I think you might want to ask him why. Because if that guy would have told you that sliver of information, he probably would have saved you from Chris Hansen busting down your fucking door. He ended up shrugging it off, but he ended up failing to mention the one thing, the one thing! And that one thing could have led me to jail.

Uh, no. It was gonna prevent you from going to jail. Listen, if I knew a homie only likes the day older girls and then he told me he likes this girl, and then I happen to know the information that she's not actually 18 plus. I'm gonna be like, all right, bro, uh, she, she's not 18, bro. She's a little bit younger.

I think before you, uh, dive more into this territory, I think it's time for you to get the fuck out. You see, that's a real, homie. Whatever Baba's friend was doing right here, that's not a real fucking friend. Bro's trying to land this motherfucker in a cell. I remember after I dropped him off, I ended up going home and I ended up hopping on my Xbox and just playing video games for that night. Obviously, I had school work to do, but let's be real here.

I really did not care about school in my grade 12 year, which was really not a good idea because, well, if I actually focused in school, I probably could have been a lawyer, a judge, or, you know something more important than being a YouTuber. Yeah, uh, maybe if you became a lawyer, you would know how bad you're fucking up right now. I'm telling you, Brody, if you call Morgan and Morgan and show them this video, they're going to sit here and be like, yeah, I'm not taking your case. make this job worth it so please like and subscribe so i can keep doing this and not wanting to absolutely hang myself i can't say that sorry my bad keep going i guarantee you weren't talking to anybody if this story is actually true i know this mufucka is living alone if this guy has a fucking roommate bro do you do are you hearing this sh are you not hearing what this man has been saying for the past like five minutes personally audience if i hear one of my homies explaining this

story i'm moving the fuck out immediately anyways going on i remember as i was playing xbox i ended up getting a Snapchat from this girl, the girl from my science lab. And as I was talking to her, I remember, I ended up basically saying how like, you know, she was really attractive today at school. And one thing led to another, after flirting back and forth, she ended up sending me a photo for cherries. There it is, audience. There's Bubba's same day Amazon shipping to a fucking prison. Why did you say it, bro? Like, honestly, why the fuck would you say that right now? With this title and then you say in this, this is not a good look. The only mufucka that's going to save you right now was OJ Simpson's lawyer. I thought this was good at first.

I thought I was like, okay, cool. This girl, like, you know, she's 10 out of 10. She ended up telling me to come over. Don't do it, bro. You're walking right into a fucking sting operation. Bro's about to walk into this girl's bedroom and you're about to see fucking Skeeter Jean and shit. You're fucked, Bubba.

Now, at this point, I'm not going to lie to you. It was like 9.30 at night. Apparently she had no one home, and I thought, you know what? This might be a great opportunity to, you know, do the two-fost tape goes. Do you want me to read the charges or do you want the judge, Bubba?

Yeah, no, the only thing I have to charge this guy with is 10 counts of the worst fucking decision in the world. I remember I ended up basically getting my things, getting ready, and I ended up driving to her place. And as I was walking around, I remember I ended up seeing a photo on the wall of her middle school graduation. I saw that she looked exactly and I mean exactly the same as a grade eight. At this point, I remember I looked at it and I'm like kind of like shaking. I really got scared because I'm like, wait a second. How old is this girl? Yeah, uh, something you definitely should have figured out fucking ages ago. Get it, Bubba. Get it her fucking age. Ages ago. Okay. It's kind of too light now, bro.

You're kind of like in this girl's crib. So, uh, basically, you're fucked. You're cooked. Chris Hanson is coming around at any point in time. And then afterwards, I remember one thing led to another. I ended up going into her bedroom. And once I saw a bunch of squish mellows, that's what I knew. This girl was probably not of age. I remember she ended up pushing me on the bed and she wanted to, you know, grab my eggplant. And that's when I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, real quick, just real quick. How old are you? She looks up at me as if. I was crazy and said, I'm 14. Why? Oh my God.

Officer, I found him. Put your hands on motherfuck! Yeah, uh, Bubba, you definitely play too much Minecraft. I knew since the fucking beginning since you were so good at Parkour. Anyways, audience, as he's going to jail, I need all of you to subscribe. Let's get to 5 mil. I found the most controversial Andrew Tate clips on the internet. Guys, everybody pay attention. The only fans girl is speaking.

I'm sure all of us are sitting at the edge of our seats waiting for the knowledge to pour out of this woman. No need a vape. My vape's done charging. Loaded up. Yeah, no, this is so true. Vaping is actually such an egg. There is no fucking way that this woman said, oh my God, vaping is such an if. Last I remember, Riley, aren't you the same woman that's a on the internet?

Aren't you the same woman that gets spread apart like how a kid spreads open a present from Santa Claus? Girl, you have no opinion of what makes a good woman. All right, people, what's up? Today I have found the most sensitive TikTok e-girl on the internet. Sushi being for liberals is just too far. Audience, I introduce you to Riley May. I made a video roughly five months ago on this woman how she quite literally flirts with kids on the street and literally incriminates herself by uploading these said videos to her YouTube channel.

Staring contest? You kinda lost the staring contest. I mean, I guess I kind of wanted you to lose the staring contest. Okay. I'm a minor. But anyways, besides her predatory like behavior, she's now reacting to Andrew Tate clips. Hinda, yeah, she got offended. Go figure.

I found the most controversial Andrew Tate clips on the internet. I am extremely versed in CPR. I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you're a hot female. This is the reality. If you're some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don't really know you... Okay, that's funny. But, Tate, you're telling me you don't kiss guys on that bed.

Oh, ha ha ha ha, that was so fucking funny, Riley. Audience, I have a weird feeling that a lot of the jokes that we're gonna see in this video are not gonna be funny. Now, I'm not saying because it's a woman saying the jokes that it's not funny. I would never say such a thing. Because, uh, I can quite literally name 10 funny women off the top of my head. See, we got... We got... Fuck.

So far, you heard my voice. What I want one. He looks on the mic is my man, listen. Come on, Rick, take that song. He looks like he'd be fun to hang out with. He'll be real, Riley. I don't think Andrew wants to hang out with you ever. Because I'm quite literally looking at you,

and I can tell any sort of valuable information goes in one ear and out the other. Spend time. Preparing food in my knife. Cut my onion. Stop to cut my onion. You're broke. You're fucking poor.

Honey, it's call this woman's sniper wolf the way she adds no additional value to sh- If you're gonna play a video and react to it, don't just And that's it Say something, Riley, we're waiting for your valuable fucking information on how to be a good woman Teach me, Riley, how can I have such a good housewife like you? Slap, slap, grab, choke, shut up, bitch, sec. Breathe air. You know, I think that this is the clip for like all the girls that don't like Andrew Tate,

I think this is the only one that they've seen Yeah, and it looks like you caught offended by that video too. You know, I am 99% sure that when Tate said that, he probably was joking. I mean, go figure you have to play it up for the camera to get a reaction out of people. And even though you damn well know it's a joke, you're sitting there looking at your computer like a fucking deer in headlights over this shit. Oh my God, Tate is treating women like property. Well, girl, you're not too far from free real estate.

You publish your assrack all over the internet. Actually, you are free real estate. That's actually crazy. You publish your booty on the internet that costs less than a candy bar. Really sushi. Little f*** soy boys. Little fucking Democrats. Oh, actually, I'd like a sushi. They do. They do. You know, I agree with a lot of the things that he says. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rich coming from you.

Yeah, guys, I agree with a lot of things that Andrew Tate says. Oh yeah, I also flirt with little kids on the fucking street. Oh yeah, and also subscribe to my only fans while you're at it. Yeah, you agree with a lot of the shit Tate says. Yeah, fuck off. But sushi being for liberals is just too far. I love sushi. Oh yeah, you like sushi. Go fucking figure. You love sushi so much.

You fucking smell like a 24-7. I just don't think he's had the right one. Well, baby, I don't think the right sushi's going to be coming from you. You don't need a babe. My vape's done charging. Load it up. Yeah, no, this is so true. Vaping is actually such an egg.

Girl, I think you're the last person to be ever talking about what's an ick. relationship a big it to me is oh I don't know if I google your fucking name and I see you puffing five pickles on the first page I don't know man I think that might just maybe be a red flag in a relationship like it's actually the most disgusting thing a guy can do if you're gonna sm-haw girl you're fucking talking maybe girl look at your fucking YouTube bio and tell me that this is not a red flag in a relationship this is literally the worst thing a guy can do holy shit the fucking self-awareness is at zero just fake freeze on me

Andrew, Andrew! I actually thought he was for... Yeah, girl, nobody fell for that. Like, literally nobody is gonna fall for the... Ha ha, get... get trolled. Life for a man is harder than life for a woman. We need to have a lot of shit to be an important man. To be a woman, you need makeup.

If you're truly beautiful, you don't need anything else. I've been on boats in Dubai with 19-year-old Moldovan girls. The guy who got that boat needed $100 million. That... Make... Same boat. boat. That's how hard it is. Honestly, you don't even need makeup.

You don't even have to be that attractive. You could be like a five or a six and still get invited on these boats like every night. I think this is the first time I hate agreeing with an only fans woman. I swear women, these motherfuckers got life on easy mode, I swear. You guys can quite literally spawn in and walk on a hundred million dollar boat. But Reth, we got fucking menstrual psych. I don't get a fuck. And if you're not this type of woman, then you're probably the hashtag girl boss.

Look at me! We don't need a man! Oh, we're so fucking independent! Ladies, these independent girl bosses you're talking about is literally the average man. Oh wow, you make your own money, you put a roof over your head, wow, you do bare minimum responsibility. Holy fucking shit, you contribute to society. Fuck off! Never say you go into bed. Going to bed is emasculent. Cowards need sleep. Oh, I'm texting you, you beautiful girl, but I'm tired. I'm go to bed. You know what I like to say? I'm courtebracons.

I'm quarter past one in the morning, I'm going to work. Work. At this time, money never sleeps, baby. I just don't think it's a masculine to go to sleep. Yes, the fuck it is. Listen, audience, if you really want to build a YouTube channel that's actually worth shit, sometimes you actually have to do the work that everybody else isn't doing. If all your buddies are waking up at quarter to fucking 2 p.m.

And going to bed at 4 a.m. and all they do is play fucking Fortnite. Maybe it's time for you to get a new friend group. If you ever aspire to actually make money on the internet and actually become a rich motherfucker, maybe playing Fortnite 24-7 and not doing shit with your life and eating Doritos ain't the move. Sometimes you have to get up off your fucking ass and go and record some shit. If, of course, being a YouTuber is what you want to do to make money. But I'm just saying, if you actually want to become rich, you have to have those late nights and fucking work. It's literally a normal human function.

Like, everyone needs sleep. Yeah, maybe everybody needs sleep, but not everyone needs sleep. but not everyone needs to be a little bitch. Oh, I made two YouTube shorts today. I'm so exhausted, I'm gonna go to bed. Shut the fuck up, lazy ass. Get back on the microphone. Michael Jackson was anything less than a jeep.

And now all these kids are coming out going, he touched me, he touched me. Let me tell you something. If you were a parent and you let your kid stay around Michael Jackson's house, now you want to come here and be all upset your kid got touched. Who cares? Get over it.

I just feel like telling kids who got got touched by Michael Jackson to get over it is a little far. I mean, to be fair, if you were a parent that actually let your kids sleep over at Michael Jackson's house, I think that little piece of information tells you and I that that must be a really sh** parent. Wow, really, your kid got touched out of Michael Jackson's sleepover? That's what the f f f you get for sending your kid to a stupid-ass location. It's not too far, it's the right opinion. You're confusing 1% of men with all men. The majority of men have no money, no power,

No s' from their wife. Facts. No fucking chance in court. You can't even keep their house. They won't get to see their kids. So most men, their life sucks. Social media has made women's ideal image of a guy just completely unrealistic. This whole he has to be above six foot and make six figures.

That's 1% of men. And when women do get with these types of guys, they expect them to be loyal. But what value do you provide in return? Okay, maybe Riley is actually cooking with what she's saying right now, but you're an only fan's model. while you're fucking cooking right now was so hypocritical you. You can't cook. You argue with them all the time and your body count is in the triple digits.

Girl, you're the one to talk. Audience, I think I'm done with this. Guys, everybody subscribe if she's a hypocrite. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to ask you guys a question. How was school audience, okay? If it was good, comment down below how great it was and if it was bad, tell me how bad it was. Also in the comments section. Today, audience, we're going to be

checking out 10 minutes of relatable school TikToks. Now, I'm pretty sure everybody watching this video is obviously in middle school or high school. If you're in elementary school, I mean, uh, hi, you piece of cartilage. Today we're going to be checking out some of these relatable TikToks because your boy is obviously still in school. I need to see how relatable these TikToks are.

Anyways, before we get into today's video, please subscribe if you do enjoy this video. But yeah, with that being said, let's get started. Bro, listen, to all of my math teachers that have ever taught me in life, okay? If you're still going to be criticizing me because I still use my fingers to count five plus three, then you need to get out, okay?

Okay, if I need to go ahead and use my fingers to count one plus two, then you need to go ahead and leave the room because why I'm just using what's comfortable for me. And all these teachers that keep on looking at me for using my fingers, they're guilty. They're guilty of the exact same thing with their calculator. I've caught all of my math teachers using their calculators to put 8 plus 7 inside of their calculator. It's obviously... 14, 15. It's obviously 15. So yeah, with that being said, to all of my math teachers out there, okay, shut up.

Okay, just shut up. Ladies and gentlemen, it was lovely to have you this year. See you next year or not. You know, I have no idea what exactly this camera roll meme is exactly supposed to be. I don't know, I have no idea what this TikTok means. But if there's anything I'm going to extract from this video as that, bro, my entire camera roll was full of homework screenshots. And the best part about this, right, in the midst of all the screenshots regarding my homework and all of my classwork, There has got to be more emails to my teachers doing a bunch of goofy things than me actually screenshiding my homework to go ahead and turn into them.

I swear, dude, it's like every other day you've got another teacher goofing up inside of your classroom and messing up your work and not putting it into the system. Some of these teachers' audience, they really don't know how hard it is sometimes for the student. We got lives outside of school, okay? If we're taking screenshots of our answers from our friends and stuff like that and we're trying to redistribute it around like at some sort of currency, then you should not be getting angry at us, okay? you should actually be congratulating us for, you know, using our resources. I was sick. Ms. Johnson, I wasn't here because I was sick. What did I miss?

Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen, how many times have I ever seen this type of person inside of school? The ones that always come back from school after they've been sick and they try to proclaim it like to everybody that they've been sick. They treat it like it's veganism. They go around, they go ahead and tell everybody that they're sick. Like, like, dude, do you think you deserve a medal or something? and do you think you deserve a medal for capturing that COVID-19?

My opinion, audience, if you want my genuine thoughts, you don't deserve a medal, dude. I mean, you've been sick. You need to stay away from me. Nobody wants to talk to you. Nobody wants to take a bite of your chick-fil-A. Trust me, if you've been sick, nobody's going to touch you with a 10-foot pole.

Kids, did everybody make it to their seat okay? Maggie, you good? All right. I'm going to go ahead and get started. First of all, welcome and congratulations on making it to the fifth grade. My name is Ms. Klein. Alright, I'm gonna pause this video here. If anybody has ever been to fifth grade, every single fifth grade teacher is the exact same.

Whenever I walked into my fifth grade class for the first time, for some ungodly reason, my teacher was always, always overly excited. Oh my gosh, welcome to fifth grade. My name is, my name is, uh, uh, what was her name? Hello, my name is John Deere and welcome to fifth grade. Like, bro, you don't need to go ahead and try to be overly excited, okay? We get it. You're a grown adult, okay?

We get that, you know, grown adult. are actually supposed to be mature, you don't actually need to, you know, move yourself down to our mental capacity. You can talk like an adult, okay? We all know that adults don't talk like this. So, a little bit about me. I do have eight beautiful children. They are chef's kiss, seven girls, and one boy. My celebrity crush is Matthew McConaughey because he is hung delicious. My third cousin is Abby Lee Miller. This is actually, here's a picture of us from just a couple of years ago. And on the weekends, on Fridays and Saturdays, I like to go to our local prison and collect urine samples. You already know, ladies and gentlemen, that this is unbelievably accurate.

Why do these teachers, especially private school teachers, why do they always feel the need to go ahead and tell you the most inner working details of their lives? Like, dude, we don't need to go ahead and know that, you know, you collect urine samples out of prison. We don't need to know about your ex-husband being an absolute psychopath and doing whatever he-he does to you. Just go ahead and give me your name, give me your first name and last name so that we can have a last name basis. And then tell me what you specialize in so that we can go ahead and get class started. we can actually finish class a little bit early. I'm not here to make a relationship with my teachers, okay?

Just teach me the material. Oh, I told you a little bit about me, and now I want to learn a little bit about you. So you should see a piece of paper on your desk. I want you to scribble a fun fact about yourself, and then I want you to bring it up to my desk so I can read them aloud to the class. Sound good? Uh, no, teacher. In fact, it's not okay.

The next beautiful pet peeve that I have about teachers, ladies and gentlemen, is for some reason they want to know about your personal life, Especially whenever it starts up inside of like, what, literature class where you have to write a paragraph about your own personal life? Like, lady, I'm not trying to tell you about my entire life. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's my private life for a reason. You know, there's a reason why I go to school and it's separate from my home. I go to school to go ahead and learn about what, mathematics, literature, history, science.

I don't go to school to go ahead and try to share my testimony about how exactly I found my religion or my ideals and my worldviews. I just want to go to school and get my grades and leave, you know what I'm saying. I don't care about all that extra personal stuff. Actual, bro. If any of you guys ever want to know what I look like, okay, this is me right here. This is actually 100% me in this video. For anybody that doesn't know, I am totally African American. I am totally black.

But yeah, jokes aside, right? This is totally me inside a class. I'm in class, right? I'm raising my hand. I'm raising it. Like, I'm like, you know, raising my hand to the very top. I'm looking like the statue of Liberty in this classroom. I'm raising my hand. It is literally touching the ceiling. Like, legit, I can take out one of the ceiling tiles if I want to. But for some reason, for some divine reason, my teacher never sees me. But then again, whenever the next kid that's like four foot two, whenever he raises his hand, the teacher's like, oh my gosh, this guy needs a question. He needs to be answered immediately. Like, excuse me, where was this attitude like five seconds ago? I was raising my hand for 10 minutes. Are you not going to assist me?

You know, out of all the TikToks that we have seen so far, honestly, I'm looking at this video right now, and honestly, I can't relate. In my opinion, audience, I consider myself to be a pretty competent person, okay? I always make sure my deadlines are good, you know, I always turn things in on time. If I ever have a missing assignment, you bet that I could probably turn it in within the next hour after it goes missing, okay? I want to make sure that I'm on top of my schedule. However, audience, I have to tell you guys, because I know these students, for some reason, and I really do not understand why. they unpurposely wait to the final day of school to go ahead and turn everything in and I'm like dude why you're not even going to be passing the grade to begin with so it's like oh they're not going to grade your stuff you failed the year anyways audience that's going to be it for today's video hope you guys enjoyed and yeah I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later so I'm gonna say it for the first time in my life properly

and while you may not realize it Uguay if you're watching this these kids look up to you and they don't know right from wrong. This has got to be the dumbest drama I've ever fucking seen in my life. The fact that I'm making a video right now basically just saying racism is bad and yet I'm anxious even posted online. Did you just say you were anxious for taking the popular opinion that racism is bad? Bro, get the fuck out of here. All right people what's up?

Today I think I found the dumbest YouTube shorts drama I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, uh, in case anybody's wondering, he actually said it. Audience, let me introduce you to Master Ugui. For anybody in the audience that's still wondering how he got canceled, I mean, for starters, look at his fucking skin tone, and then look at the word he just said. But anyways, Master Ugui is getting canceled because he's homophobic, racist, ablest, transphobic,

and he loves Adolf Hitler. At least that is what everybody is supposedly saying, but we're going to find out today. Now, I think in order for us to actually approach this shi-ass drama, we have to take it into five different parts. So yeah, let's start with part zero. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, uh, if this is one of the points that everybody is making about Master Ugui

is that he makes lazy content, and yeah, that's for fucking sure. If I had to guess how long it really takes to make these videos, it probably takes around like two minutes maximum to edit these videos. And this is just one example. I mean, all you literally had to do was make a Sigma face and then put, the word sigma on screen. In the eyes of YouTube, this is not transformative content whatsoever. And this is not the only example either, right? He has long-form videos where it's as more edgy dark humor content, which we're gonna get to later. But these videos he does make on his

YouTube channel in YouTube short explanation to make things quick, it's fucking slop. But anyways, this is probably one of the most tame parts as to why people do not like Master Uguer. I think it's about time we start getting into the uh, the real crazy shit Kung Fu Angel V- is my n- Fuck

Damn dude he really said The famous Austrian painter was his friend Now audience I understand whenever somebody tries to make dark humor And all this other shit

But bro Come on If you're gonna make a dark humor song about the most horrible and horrific Supreme Leader back in World War II You can at least make the song Go Hard or at least a little bit more funny

Because audience There's a way for you to actually make edgy humor songs like this and you can get away with it and you might be wondering why am i saying this it's because it's happened before i got a message for these little fiss trying to be a mama's boy and the teacher's pet pimple face ass wipe looking like they just had a gyna college just stick five fingers in your ass no loo and it did extremely fucking well like if i were to hop on a song and i just started off the song saying in a monotone voice that randolph higgler is my chiga nobody's gonna

Fuck with it. Everybody's gonna think it's fucking stupid. Basically, what I'm saying is that there's a way to execute dark humor and there's a way to not execute dark humor. And in this case, ladies and gentlemen, this is not the right way. This dark humor, I'm sorry to say, it's fucking brain rot. Ooh yeah. Over the past year, Master Ugui has made amazing hit pieces called My Opinion on Jews, my opinion on transgender people, my opinion on black people, my opinion on the LGBTQ community, and much more. And ladies and gentlemen, this is what all of those videos consist of. If you guys aren't understanding the point, it's just clickbait.

In the thumbnail, you see a white guy with a title of my opinion on black people with a picture of some random black guy in the fucking corner. Of course people are gonna click. Now these videos started off anywhere between 8 and 10 seconds and it pretty much was the same layout every single time. Probably some of the laziest content on this website, it relates back to my first point. This shit takes like less than two minutes to make. So what did he do with the rage bait titles and the clickbait funny ha-haz?

He made more of them. But eventually the views got to him and he wanted to go off in the deep end and he actually said it. N-ha-na. Now do I see the reason why he's getting canceled for actually saying the N-word, eh, yeah? Do I understand why he made this video? Yeah. It pulls a ton of views. And also, do I understand why he's getting canceled?

for saying it, yeah. Are any of us actually gonna fucking care in a month after this drama's over? No. And that applies to literally everything that we've covered so far. Randolph Higgler being his friend? The obvious rage bait middle school edgy kid tweets he makes on his Twitter account and the fact that he makes lazy content. If there's one thing I can promise everybody is that nobody's gonna fucking care about any of this in a month. Not in gween, not poncho, not dumping, not rith, not anybody. Except for maybe this. these two guys, but we're gonna talk about them later. But I will say, there is something I personally want to harp on

that not a lot of people are talking about. Ooh, yeah. If she is young and blind, you won't have to speak up from behind. My students, if her age is on the clock, he is ready for the clock. Yeah, uh, not even dark humor is gonna excuse this.

This is just nasty. Listen, Ugui, you can go into any comedy club in the U.S. anywhere in the world. If you make these jokes, no one's gonna be fucking hooting and hollering and slapping their fucking knee. No one's laughing. I think out of anything that you've done on your channel, I think you can shove these two videos up your fucking ass. Because this shit is just crazy. Ooh, yeah. Holy shit.

I think we made it to the end. Or should I say the next beginning? Now that you heard my opinion of the things that Master Ugui is getting canceled for, aka I just don't fucking care. Let's see what everybody else in YouTube is thinking. Primarily, I want to go over two videos, one by John Castorline and another by Ben Eschrick. Because arguably, I think they had the worst fucking videos on this entire situation. If you're familiar with my channel, you probably know that I talk about people who go way too far with their content just so that they can get views, clout, or money. This is Master Ugui. Master Ugui was once one of the most beloved

creators on all of YouTube shorts and had a cult-like fan base. Alright, bro, quick glazing. Beloved, bro, beloved? That is a crazy fucking word to use, bro. Stop doing fucking helicopter tricks on it. You know, it's crazy because I like John Castorline, but I think this is the first video I've watched of his. That's definitely an L.

So throughout the rest of this video audience, please keep an open mind. Surprisingly enough, it wasn't until very recently that he saw his downfall. And that's where I come in. I'm going to tell you guys everything about it, also share my opinion on everything that's going on right now, if you're not aware of what's going on right now. So get comfortable, relax, grab a glass of water, maybe get a snack. Get to the fucking point. Before I share my take on this, though, let's take a trip back to May 24th, 2021. This was when Master Ugui's channel was born. Listen, John, in the most respectful way imaginable,

who fucking cares? When Master Ugui first made his channel, he made parodies of Master Ugui from Kung Fu Panda and he made funny quotes. That was a very good. it. Next fucking point. People thought it was very funny and these videos got him views. And because these videos got him views, just like any other creator would do, he milked it and milked it and milked it and kept on milking this type of video until the audience finally lost interest. And this is when his content took a turn for the worst. We're going to call his new type of content creating controversial videos that utilize specific groups of people and aspects of their identity beyond their control simply in order to get views. It's called dark humor. What the fuck is this definition?

This man is acting like he just discovered fucking fire when he's talking about dark humor. Now, dark humor doesn't only stretch across this definition, but it's a branch of it. But dude, a paragraph to describe two words. Are you fucking me? Bro is trying his damn hardest to stretch this shit to eight minutes to get ad revenue. Holy fuck. Following me? Yeah, I'm following you.

Some examples of him doing this can be seen in this video and this video and this video and this video and this video. rage baiting clicks using dark humor to get views. What's the fucking surprise here? Listen, in no way am I defending Master Ugui for his videos. At the end of the day, I don't fucking care about him, I don't care about John, I don't care about fucking nobody. At least in this situation. Again, listen, John, I find your content funny. I watch it periodically. But dude, you are giving an attention seeker exactly what he wants. You get the point. All of these videos are like eight seconds, the most lazy content ever, and all you really need to look at is the title to understand what he's trying. trying to do. In these videos, he wouldn't really say anything about these groups of people and would essentially just play music over him pretending to talk. So I guess at this point, it wasn't really enough for him to get in any sort of trouble and can kind of just get waved off as dark humor that is also just very lazy content. I mean, every single video

was like eight seconds long and it probably takes like two minutes to edit this. This whole segment of your video could have just been described in 10 seconds. He made a few lazy dark humor videos that didn't get him in any trouble and you can go on with your day. That was the entire section of this video, guys. He was quite literally leveraging racism and all kinds of other isms and phobias just so that he could get clicks because he knew people would see it. Holy crap, you're a genius. He's leveraging sensitive topics so that he can get views.

Holy shit. John, you did the same fucking thing. You leveraged suicide in your YouTube shorts. Suicidal and depressed people might find that very offensive, John. Fucking weak-ass point. But the crazy thing is that throughout all of this, his fans were fully supporting him. Every single comment is laughing at his jokes,

egging him on, or simply just going with what he's saying. I'm going to play this video that I was just referring to a second ago. Hey, don't be surprised if one day I just... Okay, the first half of the video, he's egging on that he's going to kill himself. He's going to commit suicide, guys, okay? I'm sure all you sad people out there are getting offended. So, so offended. Oh, get it, guys. That's the punchline.

He was going to make a swing under the tree. Ha ha ha. And what happened when he literally made the same meta type of video that Master Ugui did? His comments were also egging him on to make the same video again. Bro, you can't make this stuff. Let's talk about how it got even worse. Oh, quick little side note, sometime in the middle of all of this, he tried to box someone. And, uh, well...

Oh! Yeah, he got knocked on his tubby ass. That's pretty funny. Anyways, get back to your fucking point. But that's totally against the point. It shocked me simply to see how many people were seeing these titles and this content. fully supporting it. If you're referring to any of these videos here, he wasn't saying anything bad.

Bros acting like racial undertones isn't in TV, movies, and Hollywood and all this shit. This is nothing new. But with no backlash for these very offensive titles, Ugué's audience seemed to finally lose interest in these. And that's when he realized he needs to take it up a notch in order to stay relevant. What a stupid fucking photo. Yeah. Okay.

Well, I know that my views are pretty bad right now, and I'm low-key falling off. But this idea that I just came up with, it's groundbreaking. It's going to bring me back. It's going to bring me back. They're going to love it, dude. These people are going to love it. Okay. Dude, I'm telling you, you do not get it.

It's going to be life-changing. No, I hear you. I hear you. What's the idea? I'm going to say the N-word online and post it in a YouTube video for the world to see. John, you're a genius. Okay, get to the fucking point. I'm not trying to be here all day.

That's when he released this song. I'm not gonna play it. He says that in the court. Maybe because the market for his content was edgy content, you did just say that you were wondering how he was getting supported from these videos here. John, come on, critical thinking. What do you think his audience was? Did you think it was Little Timmy playing his videos on a Samsung smart refrigerator?

Or do you think it was edgy middle school kids? I can tell you the answer, and it was exactly like me when I was 13 years old. Everybody's got a phase, bro, and everybody that watches. Uguay is going through that phase. And he also made this video. And that title's not clickbait. He actually said it this time, how down bad do you have to be to say that just so that you can get some views?

I will give it to John, it is a pretty down bad usage of the N-word. If you're gonna be a non-black person saying the N-word publicly for the first time, and you make this video, a very unfunny video of you just saying the N-word. In my opinion, it was a missed opportunity. You could have done something like Filthy Frank and made it actually funny. It gets bigger because I'm a crazy. But then again, 2015 and 2016 was a different era than 2024.

It's almost like you got sensitive people just crawling in every corner of YouTube nowadays. If you're going to be a white guy making an edgy joke using the N-word, it better fucking land. Because if not, everybody's going to be watching your video with this face right here. No one's fucking laughing. So I'm shocked that it took all of that for people to finally realize that, oh, maybe this is not. so good to be supporting. And it didn't really start on YouTube. Twitter is where people really saw a problem with it. And TikTok is also where many people were like, this is just dumb. It's genuinely shocking to me to see how many people on YouTube liked this video and also shared comments

just going along with it the way they do on all of his videos. I can say the same for your video. Don't be all social justice warrior when you did the same shit, John. And that's the problem with all of this. Us as creators have so much influence on the people watching our video. And while you may not realize it, Ugui, if you're watching this, these kids look up to you, and they don't know right from wrong, so they're going to see what you say and think it's totally okay to say. Okay, sure. You didn't go to the actual caliber of Ugui and said racial slurs just for no fucking reason. I get it.

But dude, I know your audience, and I can tell you one thing's for sure. If you got little Timmy watching your videos on a smart refrigerator, I bet your ass you got little kids watching your videos. And if you got videos like this on your channel where you're joking about suicide, I don't think you're the guy to me making this type of point. You get what I'm saying. Either way, if you want to make dark humor, you want to make not dark humor, go ahead. I don't give a shit.

But if you want to stay on the moral high ground, the last thing you want to do is be a hypocrite. And this brings me into another topic. My friend Ben made a video on this entire situation, which you should watch after this video. And in it, he said this. Now, if you are a content creator out there that just makes edgy jokes, aka racist jokes, sexist jokes. Here we have a greasy grown man that just left the fucking gym to sit at the bottom of the stairs

to talk about Master Ugui saying the N word in a video. Lord, forgive me when I have to react to this guy's video next. I want you to ask yourself one question. Is this what you want to be remembered for? And I completely agree. Is this really how you want to be remembered as a content creator? Nice voice crack, Lil bro. Content, content, content, content, con, con, con, con.

Bro just sounded like a Master Uguet subscriber. that pretty much wraps up John Castorline's video, but now. But now we gotta check out his video. Which, by the way, audience, this video is a lot fucking worse. To begin, let's just, let's just look at this thumbnail. Racism on YouTube. Like, really, motherfucker? If this is supposed to be the big Ura throughout your video, you're fucking cooked.

Everybody knows racism is on YouTube and for comedic purposes too. This is nothing new, Brody. Well, it appears that YouTube Shorts Brain has unfortunately, taking the life of another soldier. I mean, maybe thinking yourself, the f f f f- is YouTube shorts brain? What is this guy on about? Who let Ben get off his meds again?

Hear me out. YouTube Shorts Brain. This is your brain. Now, this is your brain on YouTube Shorts. And in case you don't believe me, here are some before and after images of YouTube Shorts users. Ooh, that's the worst case right there. That, that's the worst case.

Audience, I think I forgot to fucking laugh. When this dude pulled up the green screen, He really thought all the hoes were gonna fucking laugh at this joke. Can y'all ma' fucka stop wasting my time? What causes YouTube shorts brain disease? Well, there are three very deadly sins that come out of YouTube shorties. Oh my God, get to the fucking point. This right here is the deadliest symptom of YouTube shorts brain.

You are so far beyond gone in the brainright universe that you decide, you know what? Now's my time to start just being racist because extra views, extra money and my ego is so big. I don't even care what offends people anymore. If you're a little kid getting offended at Master Ugui's videos, I don't think you should be on the internet. Listen, audience, if Ugui were to even stop making these videos here, like literally stopped everything. He's still going to offend people. If Mr. Beast, probably the nicest guy on the face of the planet, is going to get canceled on Twitter for offending a shi load of people, then everybody's going to offend somebody at some point.

And even if you make edgy content like Master Ugui, YouTube's Algon, YouTube's Algon. Has gotten so good to know that whether you like edgy content or kid-friendly content And I can tell you now why Uguay has lasted so long making edgy content on YouTube It's because YouTube has pushed his content to people that would actually consume edgy content Again audience, there's a market for edgy content and there's a market for kid-friendly content But this guy is too high on the fucking pre-workout to figure that out Look, I'm all about speaking your mind and and having a unique point of view and adding to the discussion.

But, uh, saying the actual N-word. What the fuck? Well, what the fuck did you expect? Did you expect this fucker to be like five-minute crafts? His content's not about education, bro. If you want education, go back to fucking Quizlet. Again, audience, I'm not defending Uguwe for saying the N-word. That's not the point.

I'm just pointing out how fucking poor these points are. If you really thought Master Ugui's channel was about adding significant value to other people's lives, then you're fucking stupid. Rivening content. This is a problem. This is peak YouTube shorts brain damage. When you become so addicted to the money, the clout, and the ego,

I can assure you, bro, he is not making money on those videos. Audience, if you even use a certain type of word in your YouTube title, you automatically get to monetized. There's literally a spreadsheet dedicated to it. And I can tell you now, by looking up those words from his title,

he's not getting monetized. He's not getting money. All right, let's just go back to the video, man. I genuinely cannot believe that this is where we're at as a community. I can't believe you're at the bottom of the fucking stairs. Didn't you literally have a couch a second ago? Go fucking sit on the couch. You have constant creators that are just posting videos, saying slurs,

and the comments are critically acclaiming it. Like, this is the greatest artwork they've ever seen in their lives. Before you keep huffing and puffing, dude, they're making jokes. Do you not see the laughing emojis? Do you not see the sarcasm? Holy fuck, you're more blind than a bad. Now, if you are a content creator out there that just makes edgy jokes, aka racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes that are just meant to offend people, jokes that just only come at the cost of other people,

especially based on aspects of their life by which they cannot control. I want you to ask yourself one question. Is this what you want to be remembered for? You don't need to make jokes at the cost of other people to be funny. Okay, but that doesn't mean we need to censor an entire fucking genre of humor. Listen, I know the wet dream you totally you have where nobody offends anybody. I understand it's a great fucking reality. But unfortunately, bro, it's never going to happen. Now, what you're saying is true. You can make jokes that are not at the cost of other people to be funny.

But you're missing an entire demographic of people that simply have a different style of humor. Whether you're craving Chick-fil-A one day and you're craving McDonald's another day, some people just have different tastes. What I'm saying is that not everybody's going to be like you. And the only way to live with that is to fucking accept the world for what it is. And to quit sitting at the bottom of your stairs, booing and who. While the YouTube shorts community just absolutely loves racism for some reason. Bro, what the fuck are you even on about? Bro just categorized an entire section of the YouTube app as a bunch of racist.

Okay, go off, Queen. Now, I don't like being serious. I like making jokes. I like making fun of people. I don't like having to talk about real issues. Because my job on here is to make people laugh. It's to entertains, to distract you from all the bad things in the world. Well, you're doing a very fucking piss poor job at it.

The only thing that's distracting me is that white stuff on your wall. Wait, pause. But unfortunately, when content creators in the same atmosphere as me start spreading racism and start bringing these real world issues into the content, it forces me to talk about it. Oh my god, yes, you're finally talking about it. Ben, fucking expose everybody. Anyways, this. This guy for the next probably four minutes of the video is going to be a complete social justice warrior.

Almost like trying to rally everybody that's watching the video to agree with him. While also simultaneously and metaphorically stroking his pee to make himself look greater than he actually is. Like, I can make a whole fucking compilation of this shit right now. I'm not trying to be some white knight. I'm not here trying to be the savior of all black people. I understand that the concept that I've posted on YouTube shorts hasn't always been the best either. I've posted videos that can be repetitive. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I am no way near perfect as a creator, and neither are any of my friends, although I do look up to all of my content creator friends that post content every single day on this platform as well.

The fact that I'm making a video right now basically just saying racism is bad and yet I'm anxious even posted online because of how the community might react is insane to me. Nah, no, no, no, no, bro. What the f f f f f did you just say? The fact that I'm making a video right now basically just saying racism is bad. bad and yet I'm anxious. You're fucking anxious to post a video on the internet. Correct me if I'm wrong audience, but you're literally taking the popular opinion. You just said racism bad and now you're nervous to say that on the internet.

Are you fucking me? If anything, bro, I'm the one that should be nervous to post my video. I'm taking the unpopular opinion. And here you are shaking in your little fucking wife beater in your dim lit room. Talking to me like you're anxious to post a fucking video. Get the fuck out of here. Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go give my voice arrest. I'm a little sick right now.

But anyways, yeah, more long forms here soon. Alright, people, what's up? I just found the creepiest brain rot animator on YouTube. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is called Erd Cartoon. Which, uh, right off the bat, I can already tell something very weird is about this channel. No, not his profile picture, and no, not even the thumbnails in his videos.

Why in the Timbuck fuck does his YouTube bio say? I like to create animations for fun based on the fantasies in my head. Wait a minute, so bro, you're telling me that you think about this shit on a daily? Because if that is true, I can only wonder the amount of fantasies you have that can't be on YouTube. Anyways, his most popular video got 11 million views in two months on The Amazing Digital Circus. If 11 million children saw this video, then surely it's PG enough for me. Let's begin. Nice, dude.

only three seconds into the video and we're already getting titty jiggle physics and shit. So Mr. Erd, this is the shit that you think about on your free time. And then after you fantasize about it, then you spend multiple hours in fucking blender. Or if you like to get really fucking fancy,

you go to Unreal Engine 5,000, and you cook up this hot dog shit. You must feel like a really accomplished human being. All those years of college that your dad sent you to learn about animation and you pump out this bullshit. If you were my son, I would disown you from the fucking family.

Shh, keep quit and watch. Any second now. Also, complete side note, why do you guys keep saying I look like Jacks from Amazing Digital Circus? I am not Jacks, ladies and gentlemen. My OC is from Bob. You know the fucking Animal Crossing character?

Stop saying I am Jacks. Do not relate me to this absolute monstrosity. Bob is the OG, and Bob will be here after Jacks is already gone. Looking up girls' skirts, so early in the morning. Sorry. If you were honest, I was going to give you a free peek.

What would be, are you going to be funnies? Just a quick reminder, ladies and gentlemen, 11 million people saw this video. And audience, let me also remind you it's not just people. We're talking about fetuses watching this video. The type of audience that this video attracted was kids that are still reading fucking ESOP's fables. We're talking about motherfuckers that can't even tie their shoes yet. And we're already teaching five-year-old children to look at the ass cheeks from up a girl's skirt. Seriously, what the fuck?

Gen Alpha and Gen Beta are going to be so fucking hypersexualized when they're older. The future of humanity is fucking doomed. Just kidding. Don't be so nervous. Listen, I know I just said that this kid's dad probably sent him to college to learn about animation. But bro, what the fuck was that? You care so much about how the visuals in the animation looks. But whenever it comes to the actual movement in the moment, that causes the animation? Your quality of labor is cheaper than a fucking Chinese man on Fiverr.

Your animations are shit, dude, you fucking hear me, they're shit. Listen, audience, as somebody with a live breathing female for a girlfriend, this is not what ass cheeks look like when they're moving around. When girls are laying down and they're sitting still, their fucking ass cheeks don't bubble up like it's water. Their butt cheeks just sit still like every other human being. I know it's groundbreaking news. But it's not like the fucking Goudna. anime that you guys consume every day. I'm sorry I broke you guys as heart. I know the truth hurts,

but I have to tell you, you guys got clickbaited. But cheeks do not move like that. Guys, for the last time, this shit is not me. I hate that I have the exact same character still as this frame here. I swear, bro, I am not beating the Jacks allegations. Holy shit. Okay, you know what? Maybe I am a little bit like Jacks. This is definitely something that is on brand to what I would do. Listen, if the butt cheeks are exposed like that, then hey, that's free real estate. Maybe the Jack's allegations aren't so bad after all. But still, motherfuck is a little freaky for that. Oh, I won.

It's time to punish you. Pull your head out. Okay. A singular flick to the forehead does not hurt that bad. Or maybe it does. Audience, my skull is like four fucking inches thick. I guarantee if someone took a bullet to my head, it still wouldn't crack my skull. Cure a little bitch.

Ragatha, have you seen Jacks? Hi, Pommie. No, I didn't see him today. I can't find him anywhere. Maybe he's in the kitchen as always. Bro, what the fuck did I just see? They forgot to censor one singular frame of the video. Jacks is probably in fucking heaven right now.

Bro, Mr. Erd cartoons, is this the shit you fantasize about? Because if so, bro, you need to see a fucking psychiatrist. Hmm. I'll go have a look. Sorry, Jax. Everything is fine? Jacks? And you know what, Jacks? I would feel the same fucking way.

You don't just do that to a man and then you ask him, oh, is everything fine? Is everything okay? No, girl, you just took me to another fucking universe when you did that. I'm sorry, I mean, I mean, that was fucking disgusting. Do it again. I enter. Ragatha? It's kind of cramped in here. Quiet, Jacks, they will hear us. Jacks, what is this?

It's a gun. Hmm. Listen, I never seen him. Amazing Digital Circus, but I've seen plenty of fan art between Jacks and POMney. I guarantee all the children that watch Amazing Digital Circus, they're probably shitting their fucking pants right now. Oh my gosh, not POMney and Jax. Quiet little Timmy, it's just a porn parody.

Bro, what the fuck happened to her hair? This is the motherfucker that dates Jax from Amazing Digital Circus. Never mind, bro. I am not like Jacks. I do not like my women with a hint of cancer. That's crazy. You reference Kyu for your character. character animation.

That is the shittiest ring tone I've ever fucking heard in my life. A special punishment awaits you. Bro, how many hits of DMT do I have to hit to experience something like that? This is no longer Amazing Digital Circus. This shit is freaking me the fuck out. Who the fuck designed this character for Amazing Digital Circus? Bro, really looked at his grandma's dentures and put a fucking fedora on it and called it a character. This shit is fucking stupid.

If you're late for training again. A special punishment awaits you. I can't be late. Kane, I'm here. Kane, I know I'm late again. It won't happen again soon. You are punished. All right, I think that's enough.

Too many fucking ass cheeks going on in this video. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two on Erd animations. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.