Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 67

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 67

No, you hate me. You're right. I do. Wait, no, my painting. Dude, not even 10 seconds in the video, and we already got buildings being burnt down. What the actual hell has Roblox Roeplay come to? Security? Hey, yeah, what's up, dude?

Remove him, please. He's ruining my future wife's wedding. Hey, yeah, no problem. Hey ya! Who the f*** was that security? James Charles? Hey ya! Fruty ass, motherfucker. Alright, people, what's up?

Today we are revisiting the... the cringiest Roblox roleplay YouTuber. Make this to rebuild, Director Sims. It's about $20 million. Thank you, Mr. Winterton. Audience, today we are going to be checking out Shane Plays. My last installment of the YouTuber Shane Plays, it did pretty well. So, uh, because you guys like these videos and I need a Toyota Supra,

I agree to check out another one of these videos. But anyways, his rich girlfriend's family hated him. A Roblox movie. What do you think, Emily? It's incredible. I'm so proud of it. of you, Jake. This is my first competition.

I hope I win. You will. You're the best artist. Is that the SpongeBob painting of Squidward as an embryo? Damn Shane, I guess somebody on your team has got some taste. Look, Charles, it's him. You invited your parents? No, I didn't.

Emily, dear, will you get me water? Yeah, sure thing, Mom. They hung this trash. It's not art. I hate it. Okay, I'm not gonna lie, that painting kinda does look like shit. look like personally audience if I owned an art gallery and I seen a

motherfucker to walk in and try to put that on my wall oh hell no your ass would get banned from my establishment immediately don't bring that hoagy-boggy in 2012 in here no you hate me you're right I do wait wait wait wait wait damn dude I mean shit dude I didn't like his painting neither but not enough to burn down the whole thing event daddy's getting pissed off for some of the dumbest I've ever seen crazy that a wealth the ass dad is gonna risk his entire reputation on some sh-ass 2012 art. That's shit is sad.

Let's go, Charles. This place is going downhill. After you, Trish. So first you burn the art gallery like it's nothing, and then you fucking moonwalk like your Michael Jackson out of the building. What kind of fucking simulation are we living in, bro? Jake, come on, we have to go. What, my painting.

You can forget it. Let's go. Now. Wait, my dad did this? Yeah, he torched my painting. But that doesn't sound like him. Why would he do that? Mr. Russell, you're banned from this art competition. You see audiences motherfuckers like these that comment on my videos five seconds after they're posted saying bro fell off.

Your ban, Mr. Bro fell off. Go fuck yourself, Melvin. Nobody cares. Go pick your fucking nose and touch some five-year-old. Please, sir. It wasn't my fault. The fire started where your painting was. Everything's ruined. This is what happens when you let... amateurs in the competitions. Dad, stop!

Take this to rebuild, Director Sims. It's about $20 million. Thank you, Mr. Winterton. You saved the museum after Jake ruined it. Ha ha, ha, ha. Of course I did. Bro, what the hell are these rich people laughs? Yeah, so, uh, here is $20 million.

Ha ha ha ha! This dude's laugh sounds like I took an ostrich feather and tickled my nutsack with it. No, you were the one that destroyed it. Yeah, Dad. Jake said you started the fire. Is that true? Don't be ridiculous. Don't blame me. Your boyfriend is a poor nobody. He doesn't deserve to be in a museum. In fact, he doesn't deserve anything.

I'm sorry, but aren't you the same guy that's wearing a Miami-Cuban link chain on top of your tuxedo? I have never seen this amount of negative aura in my life. You can have all the money in the world, bro, but if you don't even know how to dress up a proper suit, then your shit out of luck. Your outfit is straight ass. Now let's go. No, apologize to my boyfriend first. Never. Now let's get moving. I'm so sorry, Jake.

Audience, look at this poor man's face, okay? I think we need to have a moment of silence for him. Okay, that's it. This dude's getting played right before our eyes, bro. Honestly, if I were this kid, and a bunch of people were claiming, I just burned down a museum, I'm poor, I can't even defend myself, I can't even hire a lawyer. To defend my fucking ass in court. I'm just gonna kill myself at that point, like what else is there to do?

My dad, I'm home. So, the winter time. Rewin the competition, huh? Yeah, how did you know? Saw it on the news. Knew you were there? Figured it was them. Yeah, they absolutely hate me, Dad.

I'm banned from the competition, and the whole art world will hear about this now. Yeah, you'll get over it. Gotta love having a dad from the countryside. Holy shit. I swear, any of y'all in the audience, you can relay with this.

You can tell your country parents literally anything. You tell them about your problem, they're going to be like, eh, whatever. I don't give a f***. If you're not talking about a barn, cornbread, or hors shit, Then they're not gonna care about anything you have to say.

Hey son, you made $20 million on the art gallery. Get back on the fucking tractor. Look in ass. I don't know what to do. I've always wanted to be an artist, but after this? It's just a silly childhood dream, Jake. And your dream's a waste of time. Damn, dude, I may as well quit YouTube right here, right now.

Completely off topic, but my dream of being a YouTuber, I've had this dream since I was nine years old. And I had plenty of people tell me that I wasn't gonna do shit. I've had childhood friends that which I'm not friends with anymore saying that I wouldn't make it I've had teachers at my school say that I wouldn't make it that I need to get a 9 to 5 and all this other bullshit yada yada yada Listen audience if your dream in life is to become a YouTuber or anything ethical and successful in If you strive towards it long enough I can tell you for sure audience you will accomplish it Unless you want to become like a f***in professional twig whittler or some bullshit

That's not gonna work but as long as it's ethical and you know that there's cash for then you're gonna be successful. Unless you're fucking retarded, of course, because that's always a thing. But yeah, follow your dreams, kids. Just give it up. I need you on the farm. No, I'm not just giving up. I'll make this happen, all right?

I don't want to be on the farm. Oh, yeah. You just want to be with Emily. You need to stop chasing these fairy tales, son. She's from a whole other world than us, and you don't belong there. Yeah, I do. I love Emily, and I'm not just going to give up. Yeah, whatever.

Well, I'm done talking and working. Good night. I have never seen a bigger piece of shit in my life. My lord. You don't deserve to be rich, son. Quit following your dreams and be a fucking loser like me. Ha ha ha, good night. Like, audience, what kind of dad even is this?

Rose in the middle of Yapsville talking about how bad his life is instead of getting up off his fat ass and making some bread. Jesus Christmas, he's a fucking loser. What you did tonight was terrible. You destroyed his painting and the museum. I'm so embarrassed. You should be embarrassed. Being seen with that wannabe artist.

Oh my gosh, that wannabe artist. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What the f f' is your name again? Friela! Shut the fuck up, Priscilla. You and your fucking rich people laughing. Ha ha ha ha ha! Shut up, bitch!

I know, I'm embarrassed. Don't call him an artist, Trish. He's a loser. He's not a loser, dad. Yes, he is. Some poor farm boy thinks he can date someone like you. Ha ha! ha! It's a joke! You know, the craziest part about this audience is that they are a loser

actual families out there in the real world. Petter actually liked this and would refuse to let their daughter date somebody that doesn't have a fuckload of money. And granted, if I had a daughter, I would not want her to be wounded up with some fucking poor loser that doesn't have anything going for him. That's why I would like to meet the guy that's going to be dating my daughter. And if I see that he has ambition, he has things going for him, then sure, I'll let a poor guy date my rich daughter.

But if you don't got no fucking motion, Brody, then you're out of here. simple as that. He's my boyfriend, mom, and I love him. Well, you are making a mistake, my dear. Why? Because I'm with someone who actually loves me. He doesn't deserve you, Emily. He just wants your money, you know. Shit, that's how I felt whenever I blew up on YouTube and all of my childhood friends started talking to me again. Eh, oh well, my ops are broke as a joke. Anyways, to fast fast forward the story a little bit, this farmer boy became an actually successful artist. He ended up getting some money and he decides to finally need. marry the rich daughter. And here's all that way. Do you take Emily to be your lawfully

wedded wife? I do. And do you take Jake to be your lawfully wedded husband. Of course, I do. If anyone objects, speak now or forever. This has to end now. Security? Hey yeah, what's up, dude. Remove him, please. He's ruining my future wife's wedding. Hey, yeah, no problem. Hey yeah! Ah! Hey, put me down, you fat loser. Now, now! Yeah, the dad got pummeled in the face like a little bitch Anyways, audience, like how the dad got pummeled in the f***ing nose, I want you to pummel the like button Anyway, subscribe, let's get to 5 mil I know what you want, bro

Oh my god Can we ever have one singular trend that doesn't get turned into brain rot? Every single BrainRot channel saw a few washed up celebrities flicking up with a f***in' libooboo And now we instantly got Italian brain rot ex-Labubu collabs. Are you fucking serious? All right, people, what's up? Labubu Brain Rot is a thing, and it is fucking terrible. Anyways, Labuibu recently got really popular, and it was made by some Hong Kong artists, some bullshit.

Apparently, it was inspired by Nordic mythology or something like that. And I guess because a bunch of mentally ill women saw this cute little Chubaca character. They decided to make it popular, and now with some global sensation for some fucking really. But also for some equally strange reason, every single brain rot YouTube channel feels like they need to cash in on the La Boo Boo Boo Boo! And today I think I found some of the worst Labu Bribu Brain Rot for you guys. Let's begin. La BOO La Boo La Boo La Boo. Wow guys, who woulda know that the LabuBraint trend would have started off with AI generated dog shit?

I am so confused why we're trying to integrate AI video dog shit in absolutely every single edge of YouTube. Everybody is able to tell between non-AI and AI generated content. Besides, well, you know, fetuses, of course. But holy shit, dude, Labu-Boo becomes a trend in every single neck beard with Chachipit Premium gut to work. But anyways, in all seriousness, I think that we're going to be seeing a lot more of this AI-generated dog shit throughout this video. AI-generated videos and brain-wrought channels are so intertwined with each other. It's like you can't even have one without the other. So I'm just gonna say and now I think this is not gonna be the last time

We're gonna see a hormone deficient Chewbacca Listen audience we do gotta give the girl a little bit of credit here She must be peddling that bike really fucking fast if this dude is sinecure causing recoil on the road behind them Trying to catch up to this little girl Now I have no idea why this lobooboo is trying so hard to catch up to this little girl This little f***er could be EDP inside of a furry costume trying to catch himself a little girl, trying to catch himself a little cupcake under cover. When this motherfuckin yeeasy bee smells a child that smells just like Gerberlife applesauce,

he sits and goes into primal mode. Run away, little girl, your life depends on it. Labubo, Labu, Labu, Labu, Labu, Labu, Labu, Labu, La Boo, La Boo. Well, that's totally not weird at all. Yeah, guys, let's just put in the AI prompt that Lubuobu captured a teenage girl in her bedroom and taped her to the fucking wall like she's a GTA heist. Now guys, that chat GPT prompt is not gonna get forwarded into the FBI. La bubba la boba la bova

Bro, why the fuck does this guy look like an expired Recy puff? And why does this saggy wrinkly ass muft Boomer look like my next Pokemon professor? Choose your starter, boy. Shut the fuck up, Colonel Sanders. No la police see. Damn mufka, you live that long and caused that That much mayhem and you died in this pathetic shit.

This crusty Amma fucka looks more dead than Bella the Wolf's YouTube channel. What? Some of these plushies can go up to $200. Dude, I need to make merch immediately. If this dog's shit is able to go for $200 MSRP. I'm about to become the next Louis Vuitton, bro. I'm about to be the next fucking Christian Dior. That is absolutely absurd.

Who the fuck is paying money for this shit? Okay, to be fair, I can't say much. I did spend $450 on a fucking Louis Vuitton key. Tawin keychain today. I'm kind of a hypocrite. I'm not gonna lie. I should probably shut the fuck up. Listen, I know what I just said a couple seconds ago, but please tell me where the f*** this is $300. And the funniest part about all of this is the fact that these little children are going to go up to their parents with their credit card begging and bleeding for this little Laboooo Boo Boo. Mommy, can you buy me a fucking Lubu that's $300?

Of course, son. Anything for my spoiled little fucking piece of shit. are going bankrupt on behalf of loboos. Do you guys understand that? This is not the economy for a fucking plush you to be blowing up. People are going to go homeless over this shit. Okay, $46.99. It is not that bad. For a second, I thought this little thing was about to be like $500 or something. Because listen, man, you don't show me something that's $300 and then show me something afterwards and make me assume that it's $500. If this little piece of shit was going to be over $500, I was gonna lose my fucking mind. Fix the whole seor. Okay. I think that this would be the only one that I might actually purchase.

For a purple Labuobu that looks like that and it's $100, come on, man, you can't beat it. My favorite color's purple, and if I really feel like tapping in on the trend, I'll get the purple one, okay? That's if the price of this Lobo has not spiked to a million dollars by now. It probably has.

I'll just stick to my Louis Vuitton, ladies. and gentlemen because I'm not going to be spending 10 million dollars on a piece of fucking cotton I can't even wear to the no for that hurry Wabubu is attacking which Italian brain rot character would you say the capucino assassin live alike ballerina capuchina comment a heart tripi troppy tropper tripa share that we won to all three seriously dude Italian brain rot collabbing with Woboo his Is this really the type of shit that gets little kids excited on YouTube.com? Whatever is the popular brain rot in 2025, you just make the two collab and you get a billion fucking views?

Which Italian brain rot would you save from Lubu Boo's rage? Why in the fuck is that a real sentence? I swear these fucking preschoolers go on summer vacation and they make the dumbest shit blow up. Listen, you fucking preschoolers out there, you make my life a living hell. Maybe if you guys made good content blow up, I wouldn't want to fucking kill myself in Minecraft. Only fucking shit, that was so unbelievably loud. The volume goes from 5% to 10,000 and I get lampooned by neon colors. I would appreciate a fucking seizure warning next time, please.

Nice, dude, that's one way to get the little kids to pay attention to your shit video. Let's just overly exaggerate the size of the breasts of Frappuccino, Cupacino, whatever the fuck it is. That's definitely going to make the kids want to pay attention. Yeah, uh, I think I am done today. Audio, subscribe to the channel if you would like another video about Laboooooo-Boo. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Bright people, what's up?

I think I am convinced that dead internet theory is real. Now, audience, dead internet theory is everything online right now is fake. Rhythmic curation, bot activity, filters, AI generated content. The point I'm making today is that chances are 90% of the content that you're consuming on TikTok and Instagram and YouTube shorts is probably not even made by a real person. And also the comments within that video of a video that was made by a bot, those people are also probably not real. And that is primarily because of comments like this and this and like this. So today we're gonna find out if dead internet theory

Israel. But how can I not talk about dead internet theory if I don't go to my own YouTube shorts? I feel like this is the perfect landmine to go to. Let's go to one of my most popular YouTube shorts that has over 15 million fucking views. What happens when you spend the day at the world's most dangerous water park? Literally nothing happens. Just don't be a fucking idiot and you won't die. Oh bro, I subned Ned. Holy shit, maiderceivic. You need to get your mom to take away your iPad today. knew that my YouTube shorts was perfect for this video. Why you're saying f-kenn-eating, what's wrong, white, you bin, Asler is best you know. Why you're saying free and in-knit-ting, what's wrong white you been,

Azler is best you know. Somebody please put a 5-5-6 round in my fucking forehead. What the Timbuck fuck did I just read? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with your fucking spelling, dude? I'm not even on some nerd shit, bro. You are just illiterate in the fucking English language. Who in the fuck is Ben Asler?

I think I'm starting to understand what's going on here. So dead internet theory is most likely bots or extremely dumb kids. Surely the person that commented this post is under five years old. The fucking cartilage from when he was a fetus is finally connecting to his fingers so he can type on an iPad. Yeah, uh, I sincerely hope that you are a bot. If you're a real human being typing this shit, I am so. sorry. I don't think there's any helping you, bro. You are so funny, sup to you.

La Dong. Okay, I am genuinely confused what this comment is trying to say. Ratin, Sigma emoji in cold emoji. Maybe he's trying to say Rith because he got the first in the third letter correctly. I mean, they are in the proper placement, at least.

Is this kid trying to call me a cold Sigma or some shit? That's crazy. You can't spell a four-letter name, but you know how to call somebody a cold Sigma male. Your priorities, little bro, is completely... Put kids butt cheeks in the back. Did you miss me? Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, wait.

Kids butt cheeks in the back skull emoji. Why are we looking at kids' butt cheeks in the back of my video? Listen, Mr. Sir, that was never the purpose of me posting that video. The video was about me roasting Ben Azalart at the water park. Why are you looking at little kids' butt cheeks? How do you take such an innocent video like me making light-hearted jokes about another YouTuber and somehow turn it into you looking at a child's ass? FBI, CIA, I got him right here. He's right there, guys.

Okay, I think I'm done checking out my videos. I think it's time to poke the finger at other people now. Hey, I'm on vacation. Yaku! Nope. Oh? Hey, hey, hey, I'm on vacation. This is so cool.

Listen, Mr. Ryan Teeford, how the fuck is this cool? If you really think this shitty-ass animation from the free trial of Blender is cool, your brain must have metaphorically already been put into a blender. This shit is not cool, and who the fuck left 19 likes on this comment? Surely 19 real people did not leave likes on that comment. Matter of fact, I don't even think Ryan T.ford is fucking real. Listen, Mr. Tiford, if you're watching this video, I sincerely want you to comment. I will pin your comment.

If you're that guy. Please disprove the bot allegations. Are you a real human? Who's he knew? Okay, I am completely convinced this one has to be a bot. Why are we getting Chinese motherfuckers just spamming emojis in a comment section like this? By the way, YouTube and Spotify, I'm not being racist, okay? I'm trying to logically figure something out here.

Hear me out. The only way that this can possibly be a real human is unless this Chinese person is trying to convey a message. a message so they're gonna try and communicate to us in fucking hieroglyphics but out of all the comments that we've checked out today I am convinced that this one is most definitely a robot yes a ligia delacion yes indeed if you're at this point in the video I want all of you to just comment yes you know audience unfortunately this comment was made by a real human being I can tell but for some reason their positronic brain did not a allow them to publish this comment until they had, uh, one, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, twelve fucking emojis. You know what? I'm just going to add my own theory on top of dead internet theory. Not only are the bots invading every single comet section, but these chronically online kids have been inside of robotic comet sections for so long that they are even developing positronic brains to comet comets just like them. Remember when we were children that we would joke around about robots taking over the world. Yeah, well, it's actually happening now. That is fucking terrifying. Unfortunately, this person was probably also a real fucking person. If I had to dumb down my

IQ to a fucking gorilla, this person was probably just spamming their keyboard, indicating that they were laughing and they reinforced that by putting laughing emojis. But this comment is most definitely deserving of a spot on dead internet theory. Because, uh, what normally person fucking says this. Because listen, either this comment just did what I just said it did, or this comment got drunk out of its mind, it was rubbing his face all over the fucking keyboard. I really hope it's not the second outcome. But if that is the case, Mr. Afrmeurza, you can contact me, I can give you some resources for rehab. We'll get you back on your feet in no time, bro.

Moim-moi. Okay, this comment, I genuinely have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say. What the fuck is a moi-moi that sounds like a female's beefy curtains. Hey bitch, can I see your mooy? Ugh. Young month. You know, I would be perfectly fine from this comment from Jason, but why do you have to use that emoji? Young month and this emoji does not go together at all. Why are you moaning over young month? Kind of fucking weird if you ask me. If I give you $100, would you get a terrorist? See a sign. I love you at Mr. Beast. Aw. For 1.3 billion views. Holy fuck, these babies just spawned out of their mother's and started commenting this shit.

I love you, Mr. Beast. Yeah, and so does this fucking best friend. Listen, whoever the fuck is running these YouTube comment bots, you've got to fix them. They're not even producing real sentences. How do you fuck up that bad? Honestly, if you have a YouTube comment bot and they're commenting shit like this, I think you sincerely need to retire from being a coder. Because this is just terrible fucking coding. You, You need to resign today.

Bro, just sit bit, bro, for the long week. I farted dot, dot, three. Thank you, Benjamin. I'm sure that all of us needed to fucking hear that. I think it's time to conclude the video. Howdy and subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about dead internet theory. Who knows, maybe I'll make the entire video just about my videos. Anyways, with that being said, I'll catch you guys later.

Things are heating up, right at curl? A-co! Let's keep watching. Bro, do you genuinely think this kid actually? wants to keep making YouTube videos. I mean, look at this kid. It looks like he genuinely doesn't fucking care about anything anymore.

And I mean, shit, if I had a hundred million dollar net worth, I don't think I would care either. Audience, today we have a lot to go over regarding Ryan's reviews or Ryan's world. If there's anybody that should be considered a veteran on YouTube.com, it's this kid.

From making YouTube videos, ever since he was four years old to now he's almost 13 years old and still making, kids content for five-year-old kids? What? There's definitely something going on here. Recently, Ryan and his parents were on a podcast where they were asked a bunch of questions about Ryan's world's YouTube channel.

How exactly it blew up, what their plan is for the future, and what exactly does Ryan think about everything. And let's just say the podcast, I have a lot to say regarding a lot of different things that I think should raise some concern. But before we get it to the podcast, I think it's pretty important that I show you a few videos of Ryan in his recent videos that he's been doing just to show you about how not passionate this kid is about his YouTube channel. 99,999,000, 1 million morning workout complete.

I'm ready for superhero school. While I head to school, check out this clip from Ryan's World of movie, Titan Universe Adventure. I don't know about you, audience, but to me, this kid just doesn't look engaged in his content, anymore at all. Which in case if any of you guys are wondering, no, this video is not to criticize Ryan. I'm not making fun of Ryan at all. This dude made $11 million at six years old. I can't say nothing. This dude has more aura than me. But I really want to drive home the point to you guys. Does this really look like somebody that's happy doing what they're doing right now? Through the whole recording the YouTube videos, through all the money that he's making. When you have so much of something, it starts to not matter that much. And you could read that exact expression on his face. He does not look happy. Hey, Evangeline. Hey, Ryan.

Thank you so much for being in the movie. Oh, thank you. I can't wait to see it when it comes out August 16. Tell everybody about the character you play. You know what's so ironic about these memes audience is the captions on screen? Just let bro retire. Y'all, I don't think he wants to do this anymore. If it's not just me that's able to pick up his facial expression showing

that he doesn't want to do these videos anymore. Then clearly there is some truth to be told. Audience, close your eyes for a second. Imagine you're 12 years old. And your mommy and daddy is forcing you to review the new fucking transformer action figure from Walmart. While at the same time you're going through puberty, you're starting to get more attracted to women

or if you're a girl, you're getting more attraction to men. You're starting to have voice cracks in your voice. You're starting to have acne. You're starting to have a bunch of different interests in the world. And admittedly enough, you're about to go through the most edgy phase of your life. Does this really look like the time of your life where you want to be doing the same shit that you were doing since you were five fucking years old? So when I see these captions, it does make sense. Yeah, he doesn't want to do this shit anymore.

And you could read that on his face. But anyways, with that being said, we are going to check out this podcast, which, in my opinion, audience raises a lot of concern for Ryan, not the YouTube channel, Ryan himself. Let's begin. You're on track to be a teenage billionaire. Holy shit. Talk about an intro to a podcast. Yeah, so, Ryan, you have been doing YouTube videos for, you know, since you're about four years old. How does it feel to become almost a fucking billionaire?

Broza's looking at him like, fuck, dude, you're right. But seriously, though, talking in retrospect to what we were talking about just a second ago, to summarize Ryan's world's career in recent times, he is almost a 13-year-old kid and has almost a billion dollars. in the bank account, or at least on track to be, motherfucka made $11 million at six years old. He's about to enter his adolescence. He's about to enter middle school. There's a lot of changes that's about to happen to Ryan.

And yet, he is doing the exact same content that he has been doing since he is about six or seven years old. I don't know about you, audience, but as I got older, especially around 12 and 13 years old, I no longer cared about playing with Higley Town Heroes. I wanted to play Call of Duty. So the question is, if you have all the money in the world, remember, audience, a hundred million dollar net worth, you have all the bread in the world, there is no more reason to build the bank account in Ryan's world. So if this kid truly has other interest in mind, which he definitely does, being almost a teenager, why the fuck is he still doing kids' content?

Just think about that throughout this video. When I first look at Ryan and his fans and his content, what I noticed was, you know, often the YouTubers were seen as affiliator, people who promote him. other content or other brand, but when I see Ryan and his fans, I feel like Ryan himself or his channel itself is a brand. I'm not too sure if you caught that audience, but that is a crazy sentence to say. You're Ryan, right? You're about six or seven years old. And your parents are looking at the YouTube channel of them filming you with a little shitty iPhone and they're sitting here like, holy shit, this could be a brand.

Let's make our six or seven-year-old son, which probably doesn't even know how to tie their own shoelaces yet. Let's make it a brand. Let's make it an actual job for Ryan. Ensure, audience, you can give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they started off this YouTube channel, maybe not being a brand. They intended to just be a family channel. Yeah, well, with what he just said, all that shit just goes right out the fucking window. This dude, low-key, just gave away basically how this whole channel is ran. This is like some cash cow brain rot like lanky box or dung ABC. His kid, since day one of acknowledging what an action figure is, was exposed to the corporation mindset.

That's not very fucking healthy. And when we noticed that, we thought it's something that we can scale it up with support of the production team. And you know what? I think that is actually some of the problem regarding YouTube today. YouTube's motto back in the day used to be broadcast yourself. If you were making a YouTube video, you were making a video that was made by you. Back in the day audience, there wasn't no team of,

There wasn't no thumbnail designers or anything like that. It was mainly you and only you that was making videos. Now, I'm not saying that it's bad to have an editor or a thumbnail designer. I have a thumbnail designer. Shout out Numa. But this idea of scaling up, okay, we gotta scale up the videos, got to add more budget to the videos, got to make it as crazy and stimulating as possible.

Is this really going to be healthy exposing to a kid at about five, six years old, and forward? Bringing in his childhood and his adolescence years into the hands of a corporation like does that not sound shitty to anybody Ryan is being used by his parents it's as simple as that was there a number that you're like you we want to make this much off of YouTube before we're comfortable making it our full-time profession or like what did the finances look like of the YouTube channel at that point at the time it was way beyond our salary so it was it was already there while you guys were balancing it with your jobs correct when we made one month was way more than I could have made in a whole year you know so

even that was the risk we're willing to to take because even if the YouTube thing didn't work out, we still have the backup saving that we got from YouTube to try to, you know, keep us going while we go back to a regular job. There's no way that these two parents quit their jobs to record Ryan playing with toys. I get it right. Ryan is making a fuck load of money off of YouTube when he was six or seven years old. $11 million. Let me keep bringing that up. But at a parent standpoint, do you not feel at least the little bit guilty taking the money? money from your child to pay the bills.

Like, the kid is six years old. He doesn't even know what the fuck money is at the time. I don't know if the video said it, but Ryan's mom was a teacher and Ryan's dad was an engineer. The yearly salary for Ryan's dad at the time was about $100,000 and Ryan's mom as a school

teacher was making anywhere between $40,000 to $70,000, tops. What I'm saying is that they had stable income. They could have paid the bills just fine. I get that you quit your job and you recorded Ryan's to keep on playing with toys. But come on, dude, your son didn't even know what money was at the time.

Let him keep it. You were making stable income, and I'm looking at your videos right now. This takes almost no effort to do. All I can say is that you two could have kept your jobs and been eating perfectly fine and not been leaching off of your son at six years old. Just saying. You're right now 12, 13 years old, if I recall? 12, yeah.

Like, was there a moment that you're like, oh, what we're doing as a family is different than other families? Uh, yeah. I like realized when like people recognize me and like hey you're Ryan just realized that we're famous off of it and that it was a thing that people didn't normally do yeah but we want to make sure you know the YouTube doesn't become just majority of Ryan's you know daily life so one thing we prioritize was his school work and his private life yeah well it doesn't really fucking matter that much when you recorded literally all of his most embarrassing moments and put it on YouTube.com for everybody to see. I know guys, we're such good fucking parents

that we totally don't broadcast our kid on the internet for everybody to see and show all of his most embarrassing moments. Listen, I know some of y'all in the audience have got parents and they love to post some embarrassing shit about you on their Facebook. You don't fucking like it, do you? When you're 12 and 13 years old and you're looking back to some old goofy photos of you, it's not something you ever like to see. I look at pictures of myself from two years ago when I fucking cringe. So if you were all about Ryan's privacy and not showing his daily life, well, you kind of fucked up there. You're about seven years late to this realization, buddy.

You guys are doing so many different things. I'm wondering if you could break down the pie chart of Ryan's world in terms of like you guys have products, you guys have the show. You know, you guys made $30 million last year. Motherfuck, huh? 30 million dollars, ladies and gentlemen. That's like six fucking Bugatti Chirons. Completely aside from shitting on Ryan's parents. But dude, this motherfucker's making some funds.

This kid doesn't have a bank account. Bro, he is literally the fucking mint. Now granted, when you have $100 million in your bank account, it doesn't really matter that much. As I said, when you have more or something, it matters less. But dude, all this money, and I sure damn hope that most of it is going to Ryan. Which, if you want my honest opinion, I don't fucking think it is.

Audience, throughout this entire video so far, have you actually seen Ryan say a single word? Do you really think that that is a coincidence? Just putting that out there. What's the biggest ad sense check you've got in a month? We do YouTube for kids, which the ad send rate is a lot lower than the general audience. Yeah, you'll be shocked how low the rate is. Notice how they just so nonchalantly dodged the question. Come on, guys, spit it out, see how much money you got from making your son play with

fucking toys. I want to hear the number that made you quit your engineering and teaching job that both you had to go to college for so that you could record your six-year-old son playing with Buzz Lightyear on your iPhone 4. Please tell me. Shit, I guess we'll never know the answer. Ryan, I'm also curious, like, you know, you're on track to be a teenage billionaire doing YouTube. But I remember being your age and just changing my mind every day in terms of what I wanted to be when I grew up. You know, I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I wanted to be an NBA player. I'm curious, like, what do you want to be when you grow up? When I grow up, I want to be like an animator. I think it's really fun to do because, like, the drawing, and then, like, at the end, you get to see the whole thing and see what you've liked. Hence, you know what, audience? All of us should support him in doing that.

If this dude wants to be an animator at the end of the day, I honestly root for him. Because I know that this kid doesn't enjoy dressing up in weird goofy costumes for YouTube videos for five-year-old kids to watch. I mean, seriously, we should support him. Look at this kid's face. He looks scared to even give out his own opinion about what he wants to do.

It really is sad, especially considering what Ryan's dad said, like a minute later in the video. Is there a day where the YouTube channels will be fully animation? Like, Ryan, are you going to keep making YouTube videos giving your interest to be an animator and maybe go behind the camera,

like as you get older? I think I will keep going for a while, yeah. This whole clip is just, Ugh to me. This clip was like Ryan starting to give his opinion on what he actually wanted to do. And then his dad looks over at him and that he looks at his dad with a bit of a hesitant smile. And then he's like, I'll keep going. I'll keep going for a while making actual YouTube videos.

It just looked so passive aggressive like he was pressured to say that. He might not think, I don't know how he feels about college, but we have expressed that. That's the goal that we want for him is to attend. college. No offense, but like, what the fuck do you need college for? Your child has a hundred million dollars in his bank account and you're still trying to push college to him. You know how fucking out of place you're going to be whenever you're in a college classroom full of fucking brokies? And your $100 million ass walks in there because you want an animation degree? Ryan is already established. He's a mega celebrity and he wants to be an animator. The only reason

somebody would go to college to get an animation degree. is so that they can have the qualifications to get hired at a big animation corporation. As far as I'm concerned, Ryan is only going to care about his own brand. So what in the 10 buck is a college degree going to do whenever you are literally building your own business? So fuck you're going to do hire yourself and require your own degree? Get the fuck out of here. I'm curious, like, I mean, there's like people creating wealth, and I feel like you guys have created generational wealth. How do you think about the future of that as a family?

So trust fund and multiple different health management groups who oversee Ryan's finance. So there's a lot of kid talent. You see on the news that they regret how money was managed when they were little. So that's one thing we want to make sure is when he grows up, his assets are maintained and even grow. This motherfucker really just said that they have money management groups to bind Ryan's finance. so that he doesn't spend it all. Bro, why would you think that Ryan's gonna spend all of his money? He's literally hesitant to say a sentence around you.

If this kid is hesitant to say his own opinion around his own parents, I think he's gonna be pretty hesitant to how he spends his money around his parents too. Kind of crazy, but okay. Well, I mean, you guys are doing a lot of that as well, just for a different demographic. Um, you've obviously reviewed a ton of toys. Like, like, what makes a good toy or what's been your favorite toy to review recently? I think toys, like, like that you can play with for a long time, like fidget toys are just really fun

because you can fidget with them. Bro just asked the 12 year old boy what his favorite toy is. Audience, you can answer this question with me too when you were 12 years old or if you are 12 years old or if you're about to turn 12. Are we really interested in fucking action figures and shit? Because I remember when I was 12 years old, I threw all that shit away. The only thing I used to occupy my time when I was 12 years old was like, Halo and Call of Duty in Minecraft.

I don't know. In my opinion, I think this dude's saying what his favorite toy is. I think it's such cope. This dude doesn't like toys. He likes Call of Duty. How do I know this? It's because I was 12 years old once too. I'm curious. Do your friends also say they want to become YouTubers? Like, do they want to, like, do other jobs? Like, what do your friends think and say about what you do on YouTube? Um, they think it's like a really cool job.

And some of them, like, want to try. how they could do it, I guess, yeah. Have you ever helped your friends make videos? Um, not really, but I just give them advice if they ask me. What kind of advice? Just like, do what you want to do. Really ironic, the advice he gives is do what you want to do. That totally doesn't echo anything to me.

Once again, audience, look at these clips that I'm showing on screen right now. I think I know why he's saying, do what you want to do. please please do what you want to do don't be like me and be forced to do this shit do you ever look at the youtube studio app or do you ever think about the views of the videos or no i never really look at the analytics yeah do you guys we do yeah yeah you know for somebody that likes to do what they want to do you would typically think that you would like to look at how your videos are performing if you put them out on the internet once again guys another personal experience as somebody like myself that is passionate about making YouTube videos.

When I post a new YouTube video, I am looking at the stats like every 30 minutes. And why do you think that is? It's because I care about what I do. If he was a little bit more invested into YouTube, I think that he would care a little bit about the stats rather than reading a script that a corporation is going to tell him to do. He doesn't fucking care about YouTube.

He cares about other things. I don't blame him for being at least a little bit burnt out from YouTube. I would be too if I reviewed toys. since I was six years old. Yeah. If he came to you and said, hey, dad, I want to be an engineer. Mom, I want to be a teacher like you. What do you say?

Like, it's okay to like leave all of this behind. If like Ryan were to call it quits, like what would happen to pursue something else? You know, if he finds his passion, you know, we all fall supporting. And whether it's outside of YouTube or not, you know, we don't really mind. Why do I feel like that is so cap? Honestly, dude, if he doesn't want to do those videos anymore, just let me. Let Bro retire. The bills are already paid for generations.

He literally looks worn out in every single video. Honestly, if Bro just wants to kick up his feet and relax for a while, then let him do it. Anyways, audience, that's it for the video. Let's get to 5 mil. Perfect. All right, people, what's up? Today I've found probably the nastiest food waster on TikTok. Pop them in?

I'm going to take them out and show you what they look like. Audience, I introduce you to Banana Loves You Too. No introduction needed, this lady is just... What the fuck? You know, despite it being chocolate syrup and not like pain or some shit, this actually looks pretty cool. But, uh, why the fuck do you have sprinkles here? That's gonna completely fuck everything up.

Not to mention it's wasting more shit. Stand up facing the other direction. What the fuck are we supposed to wow at? Wow, she made a fucking mess in the backyard. Wow, she just wasted a shit ton of chocolate sprinkles and syrup. Wow, how the fuck did she not suffocate in that bag? Diggity, damn! Have you ever had this?

What in the Tim Buck fuck is this creation? Are you sticking a hot dog inside of canned pineapple? And you're going to tell me that's an edible recipe. Fuck off. Everybody knows you're not actually going to eat a hot dog mixed with fucking pineapple. This is all rage baiting on TikTok. It should sink down into the can all the way around the pineapple. See how much it goes down?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I see it. Who the fuck are you? You was probably an old-ass man getting astonished by any. recipe this bitch creates. By the way, you're gonna be hearing this old ass man a lot throughout the video. Literally anything this woman creates inside the kitchen, you have this fucking cheerleader soy boy of a man. In the background congratulating her for fucking doing anything in the kitchen. It's annoying as shit. That's it. That's all you need. Pop them in. I'm gonna take them out and show you what they look like.

You know, lady, I'd rather not. I'd rather see my grandma. I mean, actually, I'm gonna walk that back. Oh gosh, it's so perfect. Yeah, I take that back. I'll see naked grandma any day because what the fuck is this? What happened to the hot dog? It looks like a bunch of plaque on a third grader's fucking teeth. And you is saying this shit is edible? Get the fuck out of here. Whoa! Whoa! Fuck you! I am absolutely blown away that you're actually going to wow that shit. It looks like frozen camel piss. Y'all are just fucking nasty. Not to mention the sole purpose of you wasting food and shit. You guys are just a double whammy of fucking degenerate. You guys are just a double whammy of fucking degenerate. It got the Mentos. You guys got all that Coke and a shit ton of Mentos for what? What are you gonna do? Blow up the Coke? Well, first things first, you got the wrong type of fucking Coke, you dumbass. Normal Coke doesn't even react with Mentos.

The reason Diet Coke works is because the artificial flavoring is what causes the reaction. Not the Coke itself, you fucking morons. I thought we knew this shit since middle school. It's not called, is it? Yeah, you can't move. Shut the fuck. Fuck up, Banshee, I'm trying to read. Damn, motherfucker interrupting independent reading time.

Fuck off. Anyways, it has this crazy reaction, huh? I can tell these guys are complete rookies and what they're doing. Did you guys, like, not have a chemistry class in school? Where your teacher got the Mentos and the Diet Coke and blew that shit up? Or are you guys too fucking stupid to pay attention in class? Probably that. Thanks, lady.

I didn't see the fucking Coke 25 seconds in the video. I swear she thinks I'm fine. years old or some shit. I know you're wasting food. I know you got the wrong fucking coke and I know where the coke is. Does it look like my name is fucking Helen Keller? Have you ever taken a coke bath? Fuck you. I don't know audience. Have you taken a coke bath? Have you decided to waste over 70 fucking dollars in coke? Just to have a soda-like tingly feeling on your ass for five minutes? No, you don't waste a bunch of shit like this lady? Good. All these going in right now. Guys, holy fuck. Why is it? not working. They really thought they were about to get a bang up for the TikTok website,

but because they spent all this money for Coca-Cola, they knew they had a post to anyways to get their money's worth. And it's so unbelievably funny how they fucked up their entire video. If you guys did one quick Google search, your video would actually be a lot more funny. I mean, who wouldn't want to see a food waste or get fucked up with a bunch of Coke? Okay, that sounds crazy out of context. Coca-Cola, I'm not talking about drugs, ladies and gentlemen, don't do drugs. What I'm trying to say is karma's a bitch, and I really hope she gets it. Is it doing anything?

No. Oh, what a bummer. You wasted all that coke and money for nothing. You deserve it. Fuck you. Perfect. So I've got the grill preheated. So let me show you underneath so you can see.

So take a look. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, so the bottom part's cooking normal, but the top part's gonna cook with this, with the matches. Are you guys fucking stupid? Why would you have a bunch of matches to cook a fucking steak on a grill? Where is the thought process to making these videos? And the best part is that you can't even say that the steak is expired.

I don't know about you, but that is a fresh-ass piece of meat. And that steak is probably not going to taste good nor be edible when it's covered in fucking sulfur. If a motherfucker is trying to cook a steak like this or trying to poison somebody. Flip it over. Let me see the other side. Oh, guys, we did it. I want to see it. We did amazing. Flip it.

Flip it. Let me see the other side. That is the furthest thing from a cooked steak. When I can still hear the cow fucking mooing from the meat, I know that shit ain't cooked. And now you gotta pick out the wood because that shit got more holes than fucking SpongeBob. Long story short, stop wasting fucking meat. I have no idea what you're doing,

but all I know is that getting all that glue out of your hair is gonna fucking suck. Is this the shit you gotta do to become famous? Wasting so much fucking glue and sprinkles and food, just to get a few clicks on TikTok? Why are you guys not using glitter or some shit? Why do you guys continue to use food? It's fucking stupid you guys can't think of any alternative. Some asses.

Unicorn shoes. Here we fucking go again. All I can really say at this point is I really hope those sprinkles are expired. Chances are it's not expired. I mean, you already waste pretty good meat. So am I willing to bet that you bought expired sprinkles? Uh, you fucking did it. Stop being a piece of shit.

But anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Roblox Kids, all right? The last video got a boost in the algorithm.

So, well, here we are once again capitalizing on Roblox cringe. You know how we do it. Now, before we get it to today's video, if you end up enjoying it, please subscribe to the channel. Okay, I'm not here to force you. I'm not here to tie you down with a rope and spoon feed you my subscription. so you can go ahead and decide that. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at these TikToks. Attention all Roblox players.

So some of us have already figured out that the Bobbuns aren't actually real hackers. They just like to raid games and spam. Well, there's something a lot more serious. Okay, look, little girl, I know you're like really, you know, infatuated with your Roblox fantasies and stuff like that, right? But it's nothing crazy. It's a Roblox hacker on a video game. Like, seriously, what is going to change in your life if you get hacked on Rollbox? Roblox.com. Oh no, you're gonna lose an outfit? Are you serious? I don't know. Maybe it's just me because you know I'm a grown man. You know, I don't have to worry about Roblox. This isn't one of my top priorities. But does it really matter? It's a video game. Like, who cares?

They call themselves the DipDip Girls. If you watch Stars Roblox on YouTube, then you probably already know how she was talking about her friend getting hacked by the Dip dips. They found out her friend's location and name. Oh wow. The Dip Dibb. Girls, oh, I don't want to mess with the dip-dip girls on Roblox.com. Oh, what are these dip-dip girls going to do to me? Are they going to, are they going to boot me offline? Oh, God forbid.

I can't play Arsenal for 15 minutes. Oh, no. Like, bro, just, just go outside. Like, come on. That sounds so scary. Baba, golly. You are so sexy. I'll get to charge another day.

Oh, what? What is with the Roblox community in the really weird age gap fetishes? Like, oh, yeah, Sugar Dad. We're gonna get a child suit. Oh, baby girl, we'll get the child another day. My Viagra ain't working right now. I log on to Roblox each and every single day to go ahead and get myself some Arsenal gameplay so that you guys can enjoy it inside of my YouTube videos because I'm pretty good at Arsenal.

I'll be honest. But audience, if you ever think that I'm going to dip myself and involve myself with this type of insanity, then you must be terribly mistaken because I'm a very conservative Roblox player. I'm never gonna be dipping my toes into this territory. Unless it's me reacting to this terrible content on YouTube.com and TikTok.com, that is the only affiliation I'm going to have. No, Papa Carl, don't be mean. Sorry, super sucky. It's fine, Papa, call.

Let's go to the park. He's super sloppy. No, do not. Do not go to the park with your Sugar Daddy. That is probably the last thing you need to be doing right now. What you want to be doing right now is log off of Roblox, and what you want to do is open up your math textbook and go ahead and finish up. that multiplication homework you've been putting off for weeks. If Sugar Daddy is not helping you with your math homework right now, then he's not a very good one, is he?

It's the sunset, yay. Peas on Sugar Daddy. Alright, I think that's enough for that specific TikTok right here. I, you know, whenever he pees on Sugar Daddy, I don't think we want to hear the rest of the TikTok. So I'm going to go ahead and let your imagination, you know, run free. Go ahead and think what you will of it. But yeah, uh, let's go ahead and check out the next TikTok, shall we? I don't know, dude. I'm looking at you right.

now and I don't think any girl is going to want to date a guy that doesn't even have a face or a missing leg. At that point, I would just think it's necrophilia. I mean, you practically don't even have a body at this point. So all the ladies that are out there that are into necrophilia, I think I got a man for you. I think I got a man that can provide all the needs that you're wanting. Really hoping she doesn't chill. You know, that's a very nice question. Do Asians still eat dog meat and bats? I'm just curious. Well, I mean, if you're wanting to refer to like South Korea. I mean, they're still eating like, what, like a million dogs per year? I don't know why this is a question on Roblox TikTok, but yes, yes, they still eat dogs and bats.

It's a custom. Who cares? Things that I say in my lolly voice. Oh my gosh. Why are you saying stuff in a lolly voice? That's just nasty, you sick freak. Well, boys and girls, let's go ahead and check out what this woman has to do for her auditions of her lulley voice. I, uh... Me, Robots. You know, I'm heavily. considering offing myself right now. You know, I got a Home Depot rope right next to me. It's triple threaded. I can probably go outside and hang it up next to my oak tree. I get tied the

most authentic and beautiful news you have ever seen, and I'll be on my merry way. But you know what, audience? I'm not going to do that. Why? Because I still got a video to record on YouTube.com, because I love you guys. Which one of you emails? What to put your core blocks inside of, oh, oh, nobody. Absolutely nobody wants to put their core blocks inside of you, you sick, demented kid child. You know what, audience? I'm at a lossful words for this one. The music was just ever so beautiful. It was a nice beautiful acoustic instrument. I really have no idea what the instrument was, but it was pretty beautiful. However, this video track right here, it just makes it entirely off-putting to the point where I'm just like, I never want to listen to acoustic music ever again. I'm looking

at the TikTok right now, and it just gets creepier and creepier. The more I listen to this instrumental, it's just, it's so off-putting, it's so eerie and weird. I think I should stop watching. Actually, no, we should stop watching this video. Let's go in and check out the next TikTok. Lockies are hot now. Where are my baby girls? Where are my baby girls? Well, I'll go ahead and tell you one thing, my guy.

They're definitely football fields, light ears, away from you. Wherever you are is where women are not. And I'll go ahead and fill you in on a little secret. Roblox is where women are not, okay? You know, if you want to find a girl like a child, like a little fetus, then Roblox is the place for you. But if you want to find women, women, okay, then you gotta go to the real world and you gotta be looking. That is how you get a suitor.

That is how you get a woman for your life. I think you're talking to yourself. Keep rolling your eyes. You might just find a brain. Wow, bro, that is funny. That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. This was my face the entire time the TikTok was playing. Just let that sink in.

You know, here's the funny thing. There's going to be no Roblox YouTuber, no Roald. Roblox ticotker that can ever make me piss my pants and laughter, okay? It's never going to happen. So I'm just going to set a precedent for the rest of this video. You're not going to laugh at these TikToks. You're either just going to cringe. You're going to be recoiling from how disgusting these people are. But here's one certain thing. You're not going to laugh at these TikToks. You're probably going to laugh at me laughing at these TikToks because, well, we here we are in communion laughing at these videos together. But at the end of the day, bro, these TikToks are

disgusting and all these guys need to go ahead and see like a psychologist or something. Wow, gee whiz, I expected a few of these videos to at least pop up on my screen. Roblox twerk videos. Um, I expected this to come about. I see this in every single Roblox cringe compilation. There's always one twerk video, and I'm sorry, I'm looking at the video. I'm really examining it with all of my 2020 vision eyeballs. I am not getting excited from these videos.

I'm sorry, it's not making me happy. I'm high. You're very ugly. That's what I told your dad. What do I say? What do I say at this point? Oh, wow, wow, funny. This is funny. I'm pissing my pants right now. Do it again, do it again. No more cheese. It's late. I gotta go home. You know, this TikTok was automatically disgusting from the get-go, but let's just go ahead and go back to the very beginning because there's something that I'm pretty sure that all of us missed. I love heart emoji, baby. I forgot to pull out. Like, bro, like just, just.

Oh, why am I making this video? You said it was a nice guy. But I... The next words are yes, sir. Or have you forgotten? Yes, sir. Good. Now ass up, baby.

What are with all these emo kids on Roblox? They probably think they're like pillars of wisdom, okay? They're the most deep and real people. But no, dude, you're just weird. You're just goofy. I mean, I was an emo kid back in like, what, eighth grade, okay? I did a lot of goofy stuff in middle school, but at least I wasn't like these guys right here.

I guess the pure takeaway for today's video is just don't be a Roblox kid, okay? If you are on Roblox, just be like me and just play the games for fun. Anyways, audience, that is going to be it for today's video. If you guys enjoy, please subscribe. But yeah, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came. Later. Eggplant! Um, babe, I'm wet.

All right, people, what's up? The creepiest kids animation YouTuber keeps getting worse. Now, audience, the only person I've been. talking about lately has been Shappi Sway. The new latest and greatest kids animation YouTuber that makes the most degenerate content known to man. Well today their content has gotten even worse than before. No like seriously I feel like I'm gonna gouge my eyes out at any fucking minute if I make another video about this guy. But I digress. It's for the content. Let's begin. Did you know that if you close your mouth you can actually shut up and not

give your opinion that no one asked for? Holy shit. Dude maybe I should listen to Shappie's advice. Guys, if I just shut the fuck up and never said anything else about Shappy Swain. I imagine if I shut the fuck up now, we would already have flying cars and Donald Trump's fucking tariffs would be gone. If I just shut the fuck up, we would truly be living in the future. Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Crappy, this is me as a girl. Crappy, it's just a filter. Get off me.

Listen, audience, I don't give a shit what kind of filter my homie puts on on Snapchat. I will never, ever look at him like this way in my life. I don't know how motherfuck is look at my friend group and put them on their hear-me-out list. What the fuck is so handsome about this? Okay, maybe he does have some pretty good lips, but still it's fucked up. Wow, this is a nice place. See you later, guys. Where are you going?

Maybe he didn't know. No what. Wow, that's a tasty kitty. Thank you, Capwinter. I just got it last year. Damn, dude, I guess this motherfucker got the best of both worlds. This dude just got the Toyota of women. She doesn't even leak once a month.

So, what else can you do? I French kiss. Hmm, everybody does that. Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it. Listen, man, if you're kissing your daddy for any reason, you need to stop immediately. Like, dude, what kind of timing are you on? Is your dad named fucking Tom Brady? Who in the fuck?

CPR's their dad? That's just... Hmm. This girl said, Men twerk when they do missionary. I wonder if it's true. Yeah, it is pretty true. Don't ask how I know, by the way.

I'm just a really big fan of the gospel. I am quite the apostle, if I do say so myself. Hey, crappy, get up real quick. I saw a meme on the internet. Get on the bed and do a missionary position. Bro, what the fuck? But you said missionary position. Listen, buddy, I don't think that's what Shappie was referring to.

Pro thinks he's doing missionary. Motherfucker, that's the promise land. Missionary means you're on a fucking mission to do something. You're just being the destination. Um, babe, I'm wet. You want a paper towel? Damn, dude, I totally relate to that book. Hey, babe, I'm wet.

I don't give a fuck. No, I want more than that. You want two paper towels? This is on God how it be whenever my girl's trying to give me a hint about something. It's like, stop trying to talk to me in figurative language. This shit is not the book of revelation. My fucka be like womanies chapter 2. 20 verse 32. If she says that she doesn't want something, then it's the very fucking opposite.

It's like consent. No, I want something big, long, and round. Damn, bitch, you want the whole roll? Okay, bro, that shit's just fucking nasty. I can't even comment on this part of the video YouTube's gonna fucking Thomas Crooks my ass. This is how to disarm a thief. This is also how to disarm a thief. Huh?

Of course this fucking freakleek is gonna be the one to try to stop a thief like that. By the way, audience, if a thief barges into your house, do not try this tactic. First thing that would happen would be that your childhood would be fucking ruined forever. And second off, you gotta deal with all the court system of getting that ficker on the registry. It's gonna be bad. So I would just do yourself a favor and just run and hide. Happy, this is a mom and son. Why are we making this romantic?

And also, why is this video titled fucking Valentine's Day? not be doing this shit with their mom on Valentine's Day. Dude, no way. NASA just leaked the clearest picture ever taken of your anus. What? Ha ha ha, we fucking get it. Red dogs, red... ...who got leaked on the internet. YouTube, I'm not the one that's making the joke.

They're making it themselves. I'm just spelling it out for everybody. I know. I mean, it's so clear. It's like it's... It's like it's right in front of my face. How did they get that picture? I don't know, dude. They got telescopes that could see. like anywhere.

I just, I don't, I don't get how, how did they, I don't... Oh my God, wait, wait, I'm so stupid, it's Pluto. Oh, they got it. Wait, Pluto's Anus? Yeah, no, I don't think anybody wants to see Pluto's Anus. I was a big fan of Mickey Mouse, ladies and gentlemen, but I'm not that big a fan. You can keep that freaky-ass shit to yourself. How long have you been, um, nunning it up?

For about 30 years now. Wow, congratulations. I understand that your work takes you all around the world. Yes, that is correct. In fact, I'll be leaving the country very soon to assume a missionary position. Audience, I have a weird feeling. I know exactly what the rest of this video is going to be looking like. Missionary position.

Ayo. Ayo, a yo, missionary. I already know what the rest of this video is going to be egging towards. It's just going to be some shitty-ass fucking joke that nobody's going to find funny. Whoa, that's interesting. Um, so, uh, where will you be holding it? Uh, missionary position? Uh, yeah.

In Bangkok. Ha ha ha that was so fucking funny Holy shit, Shepie! Have you seriously ran out of jokes that you actually have to spell out every little fucking piece of comedy you have? You actually pay real people to animate this dog shit comedy. Bro, I can think of a thousand more things that you can allocate your money to. This shit is fucking stupid.

In fact, I'm looking forward to taking it all in. Um, uh... Have you ever know the joy of a missionary position? Uh, yeah. So here's the story. I was with two girls. So I was doing the twin sister, right? So her mother walked in, and her mother

have the video camera. So she put it on the tripod. Okay, man, I think I've heard enough. I think you're telling a story that nobody needs to actually hear, especially YouTube. Come on, man, you're trying to get me monetized here. Babe, crappy! How can you do this to me?

April Fools! Yeah. April Fools! You got me there. I thought you were cheating on me. So, where are we? Listen, man, whether it's April Fools. April fools or not, if I were to walk in a my girl and I've seen this type of shit.

I'm sorry, somebody's getting their fucking teeth pummeled in. It's going to be a really funny April Fool's joke to somebody else when I make their fucking teeth look like a harmonica. Hey man, do you know how to get to the supermarket? Well, at the roundabout you go straight, then make a U-turn and you will find the spot just at the other side. Dude, what the f*** just happened? Why is he making that face? Oh, it's because it looks.

like that on the paper. Dude, you know your joke is shit whenever you have to think about the joke for 30 fucking seconds to figure it out. This has gotta be the corneest video I definitely seen so far. Sausage. Um, banana. Eggplant. Okay, I think that's enough. Howdy and subscribe to the channel if you would like a part five about Shappie Sway. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.