Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 68

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 68

I got you. Boil, Boil, boy. Here! Wait, subscribe now and I'll always love you. Sin City was Mavia. Alright, people, what's up? There is still TikTok food wasters in the Mighty 2025. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Shane Nagy, Nagy, Naggy, and fucking Nakey.

To be honest, I couldn't give a solitary sh-what this dude's name is. Anyways, around two years ago, I made a video about Topper Guild in Waseel, where these two gentlemen blew up on TikTok for essentially wasting a boatload of food. Hey, shut the fuck up, dude. Anyway, since my videos have been published about these two, they have actually changed their ways. Waseel is no longer wasting food, and I think he's a TikTok chef now. Perfect! Pin Toper Guild went his separate way and became a very mainstream YouTuber on the platform.

Brett, I'm so sorry this happened to you, man. However, today in the Mighty 2025, there are still people thinking that they still need to do this trend. And as for Mr. Shane Nagy, this is definitely the case. Let's begin. Dude, we're going to have to split that. Huh? Oh, yeah? I got to.

Yeah, uh, as you can see, this man is the actual textbook definition of comedy. In fact, Mr. Shane Nagy is so involved with comedy. The about section of his YouTube channel says that he's an actor, writer, dancer, and director. Yeah, guys, we got a guy with a lot of achievements under his belt. You guys don't know what comedy is, ladies and gentlemen. He knows what you guys find funny. In wasting a bunch of fucking chocolate milk in his apartment, yeah, that is the thing that you need to be laughing at.

You know what this entire video basically screams to me? Ever since his YouTube channel of 5.3 million subscribers has basically fallen off the planet. Muff-fuck is getting only 6,000 views of video, so he's desperately trying to revive his YouTube channel by doing a TikTok food-wasting video. Because, well, that was the thing that Topper Guild and Waseel blew up from. Talk about a cry out for help. Anyways, this isn't the only food-wasting video that this guy did. Mr. Nagy has done this, and this, and this, and this, and this. And this.

And this. And this. I got you. And this. And this. And finally this. Trick or dream. Hey kids.

Who wants some lasagna? Mizania for you? This is politically incorrect. This guy doesn't know when to fucking quit. But hey, at least he's not going out in public and causing a public new. since to everybody. You know, ruining other people's day and making messes out in public, surely Mr. Shane Nagy want to do that. Yeah, well, uh, do I have the fucking video for you? Broo loops. Wow. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Oh, go, go bubbles.

Yeah, uh, this guy, unironically went inside of a Walmart to do this shit. How much you guys want to bet that he didn't even bother to clean that shit up? Because listen, I can already imagine the life of a Walmart employee must be pretty fucking miserable. You already got to deal with the weirdest customers on the planet. But then on top of that, you got to deal with motherfuckers like this. That's just going to walk into the establishment and just buy a bunch of bullshit and create messes. Verify. Where's my slipping side? Dude, that's...

This dude is so desperately trying to find the fame he once had. Believe me, buddy, I don't think you're going to be getting back to 140, million views a YouTube short. This shit is not the way to do it. You don't have to create messes and go to Walmart and being a public nuisance, dude. This isn't Pokemon Go. You don't have to go out and try to find the fame. I got as far as I did by making videos in my fucking bedroom. Going out and wasting food and creating more problems for other people is not going to make you famous. In fact, I think it would actually do you the very opposite of what you want. You're just going to piss motherfuckers off.

Boss, boss, subscribe to me because... Please? Did this motherfucker just ask me to subscribe to his YouTube channel? Did this guy just have an outro to a YouTube short? Does this guy think he's that fucking important on the platform? Well, Mr. Shane Nagy, since you asked me so enthusiastically, I'm still going to say no. Fuck you. Uh-huh?

Oh, yeah. Oh, for fuck sakes, dude, he's at another store going to be doing this shit. I already see the props in the video. He's going to get the knife and he's going to split that fucking chocolate milk open and cause a mess in the store. Surely this guy has gotten kicked out of stores before for doing this bullshit. I don't give a fuck if you're an actor, director, whoever the hell you are. If you're going to go into a store and do this shit, you deserve to get kicked out immediately. It doesn't matter if it's a skit or not.

You make a mess and you're not going to be mature in the fucking store you should get out. It's pretty bad that my 8-year-old niece has better fucking maturity in a wall. You actual human pile of shit. I got you. Bro, you really have to appreciate that post not clarity on his face after he finishes the video. You could see the look on his face, he's like, ah, fuck, I gotta get out of here before they notice. Just a thought, Mr. Nagy, why the fuck do you have to go to a public store in order to do this shit? I mean, after all, you're an actor, director, and writer.

Surely you got the funds to go rent out a set that looks like a store. At least you can be slightly less evil in your bullshit on the platform. But nah, dude, you gotta go to a public establishment where people are trying to make a fucking living. And cause everybody else problems. Way to fucking go, dude, you pile of shit. Anyways, I'll go ahead and play this video as an honorable mention. Not only is this guy a food wasteer, but he's also cringe. What are these?

Where is the owner? And you're fine. Here. Did I just see two men eating out of the same ice cream? Listen, bro, that's kind of fucking fruity. The fact that you have a girlfriend, you kiss her with that fucking mouth. Not only are you a food waste or not only are you cringe, but you're fucking sickening, dude. In fact, I'm willing to say that you're just a fucking weirdo.

Anyways, audience, what to be learned today? Food wasting on YouTube shorts does not work in 2025. Shane Nagy is a cringy pile of shit disgusting fucking weirdo. But anyways, audience, subscribe. to the channel if you would like a part two about Shane Nagy. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Life could be a dream.

Life could be a dream. Good morning. Why do so many of you want a mommy so goddamn badly? Oh, you're gonna cry. Gonna piss your pants. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out some of the worst Minecraft animations I've ever seen. Seriously, though, some of these animations are just, what the fuck?

Oh, you want to ride me, do you? Oh, God, I want to ride you so bad. You want to ride me hard? Yeah, so hard. Audience, are you guys getting the joke? I can't say what the joke is because YouTube would get their fucking firing squad on my ass. But, uh, I think somebody's in a state of desperation. Not just desperation, but domination.

Right then, big boy, let's do it. Mew-y-y-o-f-k-yo. Miao. You know, when I said you can ride me, I didn't mean- Not now too busy riding you. Buhr- ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-p... Who the fuck made this? made this. Ride Dex Sheldon.

Motherfucker, you must think you was one funny little shit. Get it, guys, writing. Fuck you. Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream. Good morning. Audience, I'm a little scared of talking shit about Ride Dex Sheldon now. He'll bust down

my door and shove a diamond sword straight up my... Actually, I take that bag. Pull up, pussy boy. See what the fuck happens. Damn, that's crazy. You got a Glock too? Respect, brother. Can you leave now? You're so...

Isn't my adorable appearance make your heart skip a beat? Make you fall head over heels and go... Oh, baby, I'm gonna make you feel good tonight. I'll turn my clothes off in the heat of the moment and have your way with me. I mean, shit. I don't know how such a gentleman can pass up such an opportunity, but as the Asian households once said, No dating before marriage, ladies and gentlemen, okay?

Dating before marriage is bad. It's even worse than saying fucking Voldemort in Harry Potter. What? What kind of things have your parents been teaching you? Hmm, not much. My mom did teach me how to handle a good . Your mom taught you, huh? The fuck you've been doing with your mom? If your mom is married and taught you how to do a...

And she probably has a husband and... And, oh, baby, this is bad. What's next? You're from fucking Alabama. Oh, that seems pretty not... Wait. Did you just say what I think you just said? Yep. Um, um, oh. All about that .

Have some class woman. Come on. Love a bit of . How old are you anyway? I'm fine. Lion Maker EDP! Motherfucker said she was five years old. I mean shit.

I don't know how such a gentleman can pass up such an opportunity. I would like to walk back that statement, ladies and gentlemen. I, uh, I don't condone such actions. Uh, I fucking hate my life. What in God's name are you doing? You back off, you crazy bitch. Please give me huggy wuggies. What kind of fucking rabbit hole have I gone down?

Huggy Wuggies, are you fucking kidding me? I refuse to believe that this guy uploads these videos to YouTube, thinking, oh yeah, this is the best content I've ever put out on the internet. Can motherfucker put his talent to anything more productive? What the fuck are you saying? I mean, I wouldn't really say that's a wasted moment. He did in fact get some women. I mean, unless you're fucking gay or something, you like men or some shit, then I guess that's a fat fucking elf. But I'm just saying from my point of view, this is a fat fucking win.

But seriously, though, what kind of pussy shit is? I don't want women kissing me. Fucking loser. I can milk him. I can milk you. You're so fucking funny. Shut the fuck up. Yo, you fucking suck, bro.

Oh my God. I suck and I swallow. Uh, wait, wait, what? Hey, yo. My name is Bradley in Middle School. school night go a yo a yo fucking losers I swear these videos are meant for fucking discord rejects that just say a yo 25 a y'all motherfuckas aren't funny if you listen to real stand-up comedians you're gonna discover what it feels like to be

actually funny not this fucking oh i suck and swallow bullshit grow the fuck up now I just need to find my generic love interest are you the right one I guess I could are you the right one all right all right bro what the fuck this the second time this this motherfucker's talking to a Minecraft girl and she ain't even fucking 18 coincidence I think not are you the right one I'm as useless as a hedgehog in a custom factory it's not like I like you or anything you idiot Baca perfect hi hi you want to get married okay does this mean we can have children now god I hope not at least somebody in this video has a fucking brain having kids in this day and age what the fuck I mean no shit talking to anybody that wants to become parents but uh having kids around this time ladies and You're asking for a fucking difficult life.

Hey, don't look what I found! You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Can we keep it? No. But I want one. No. Please. No.

Fuck you. Why do so many of you want a mommy so goddamn badly and I'm like a baby? Audience, this shit is just getting weirder and weirder. I swear all the videos we've checked out today is basically a middle schooler that got very good at animation and decided to make some bum fuck shit ass on funny videos. And I mean, granted the animation is pretty okay. Pretty okay. But I don't think I can applaud the effort you're putting into your animation. The product this guy's making is just fucking awful. I haven't fucking hooted or tooted this entire

video. It's shit. Oh, you're gonna cry. Gonna piss your pants, maybe. Well, then maybe you should get off your fucking ass and actually do something, sweetheart. Then maybe mommy will finally give you her milkies. Ugh, kids these days. Kids these days, motherfucker, have you heard yourself talking? Oh, if you get off your fucking ass. Stop! Yo, bro, why are you using my fucking sound effect? This sound effect belongs to me, you little shit. Wait, is this the Nether Portal?

So, you've come to enter my portal. Alright! By the way, YouTube, the video I'm watching right now is not age-restricted or nothing. So that means you're not going to age-restrict my video because I'm showing this on my YouTube channel. I'm just the messenger boy. I'm just showing the degenerate shit on your website. Fuck you! Well, what are you waiting for?

Step inside. I think I'm gonna go in my portal. Back to hell. Ugh, God, it's so damn hot today. Alex, well, why are you wearing fucking pants? Oh, it's sweaty because I'm a fucking dumbass! Shut the fuck up. I've sweated right through my favorite shirt, too.

I should take off these dirty clothes. Steve, back the fuck away! I'm sure Alex has had enough of your shit. When she's the only woman on the planet, And you're the only man on the planet. Villagers don't count. Human beings don't have a fucking skull like that. Either way, my point still stands.

Leave Alex the fuck alone. You and your fucking blue t-shirt, Pinocchio 350 V2 shoes. Fuck off. Much better. I can start on my centaur now. I'm gonna hot new tan. Ginger's can tan? Since when did this fucking new update happen?

If a ginger tries tanning, they're looking like fucking Patrick Starr. That's a load of bullshit. shit. I will never wash this hand again. Sick fuck. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. What's up? All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out literally the worst Roblox YouTuber. Now, most of you might think, well, Rath, what about Lisa Gaming Roblox?

No. When you think about the Roblox legacy that somebody creates, Lanky Box blows this fucking woman out of the water. lives has been ruined by Lankybox. Holy shit. Buying all items. Oh wait, it's fucking Capslock again. Buying all items in Roblox presentation experience, we broke the game. The things I do for you, motherfuckers. This video, we are buying every single thing you can do in Roblox presentation experience.

This is one of the funniest videos ever, because we are paying tons of Robox to try everything you can do in school to distract your teacher. Holy fuck, you just killed the teacher. Blanky Box, I do not think that this is a very good lesson to teach to kids. I'm not trying to have a fucking preschooler walk into class and drop a... And full prints on your classmates. And make sure to watch the whole video because we spend millions of Robux to almost destroy Roblox and glitch the game. Whoa! Roblox is crashing!

This is crazy! Are you ready? Let's go! Do you ever add epilepsy warnings in your videos? I get the idea that you want to have a little kid's attention span glued to your video because modern technology is fucking up little kids' minds. But dude, you don't need to throw a fucking flashbang on people. Shut the fuck up!

You guys can't even do a cohesive intro without spurging out like a fucking idiot. You got this guy trying to do a normal intro, and you got this extra fucking chromosome promoting their merch. If you guys are going to do an intro, at least do one thing at a time. You can't pull a fucking trample scott over each other's words, bro. Yeah. Today we are in school in the Roblox presentation experience. Here's me, there's eight of, and there's fox.

Honestly, you should stay in fucking school. Audience, I refuse to believe that these guys graduated elementary school. These motherfuckers can't even spell Darmann correctly. And by the way, in other reference to their videos, How the fuck do you have 6,000 videos? Audience, I'm sorry to say, but I think there's drugs involved. I know, I know somebody had to say. There's no way these gentlemen drop six videos a day.

Lanky Box, either you guys can teach me how to work hard or you can give me the good shit. The first person to answer right to the following question will hold a presentation. What color is the color of leaves? I'll go orange. Oh! Orange, orange. Yes, sir, we got a certified dumbass. Motherfucker looks at Trump's hair and thinks, yep, that's a leaf.

Green, orange green. I got it. Oh, you got it, man. Now, I get to give a presentation. Now, while I'm giving a presentation, oh, so, oh, so, oh, So, um, I can do stuff while I'm up here. Exactly, guys. This is a really fun game where you get to do a bunch of crazy stuff in school.

We're going to show you every single thing you can possibly do in this game. Hey, yo, hey yo, wait, you got to spend money. I can woo-woo in here. You got to spend. No, you got to spend points. Uh-woo? What the fuck is going on? Within the following 15 seconds, we go from answering a pretty damn stupid question.

To now what, busting the fucking gritty in the classroom? I really wish I was able to follow a lot. in a lanky box video. But you see, the only issue is that, uh, I'm not fucking two. Oh, yeah, out of your face. I can do push-ups, bro. Oh! I can do push-ups, br-in' the middle of class?

Right, so now I'm out of points, so I gotta buy points, bro. Oh, God. I'll do something, bro. Bruh. Bruh. Bro. Ah ha ha ha. You're so fucking funny.

Have you ever thought that your life was maybe worth more than this? Well, it fucking isn't. You lost that chance of fucking long time. ago. Yeah, this is late, but I'm out of points. I get it. So you gotta buy points, dude. Oh, got it.

You got to buy points. Adam, you give the next presentation. Oh, 30,000 points. This is so awesome, guys. I'm gonna do this. Adam, you give the next presentation. I'm gonna mess around while Adam gives a presentation. Okay, got it, got it.

I'm done, I fell asleep during my presentation. The average female's lips are not even as fake as your laugh. I just know when these two are done recording, they fucking do a handshake and they like laugh their asses off. Now that is actually when they're being an authentic human being. Do you think these guys actually find Roblox to be funny? I'll answer that question personally. Fuck no. The only authentic laugh these fuckers have is when they go to the bank. 30 million dollars a year. Now that's something to laugh about. I fell asleep. Yeah, I fell asleep guys. It's pretty funny. Don't need to go. Whoever created this Roblox mini game needs to go the fuck outside. I don't understand

how some people spend genuine hours of their day, wasting hours, and I'm talking literal hours of their lifespan, making some bullshit on screen just for fuckers like this guy to play it. I'm sure the parents of whoever made this video come to be are fucking proud. Okay, what is this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is lit.

Pretty lit party, huh? Yeah, I wish we had this many friends. Pretty lit party. Huh. This is cool. That's a cool dance. I'm gonna start doing that. There's ghosty.

Oh, cool. That is pretty late, dude. Not only is the content probably the shittiest but low quality content I've ever seen. But their video's execution is so fucking brain dead. Wow, that's lit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Shut the fuck up. I swear when these two make videos, they put their brains on autopilot.

Maybe that's why they can record so much. Whenever they share the same brain cell and chromosome, no wonder they feel numb to this shit. Oh, and he's spotting money. Oh, nice. He's spotting money. I'm gonna pick him up. Oh, those are points. Oh, I gotta get up. I gotta get up. I gotta get up. I gotta get up. So the floppa actually gives you points that you could spend? That's pretty cool, bro. You can pick them up like that. That's so awesome, guys. This game is really awesome. That's smart. Then you can get the floppa infinitely. Yeah. Is it just me or is these two finally calm down? I mean, then again, I did skip to the end of their 20-minute video and probably screaming like a banshe. for 20 minutes is gonna make you a little tired. And honestly, it should stay that way. Wow. Pretty lit, huh?

Yeah, should we go in like a public server and have everyone do every action? I think we should do. Let's do it. Okay, now we're in a server with a bunch of people. I'm gonna mess with them. I'm gonna make everyone do everything. Wait, guys, this is crazy.

How many Roblox does this cost again? This is nuts, guys. This is actually nuts. It might break Roblox. Holy shit, guys. Are you ready? Are you ready for Roblox to be fucking broken? Now, obviously, I can say,

Oh no, this is a fucking bad idea! But honestly, if Roblox did not exist, it would most likely be a positive for the human race. If Roblox were deleted, all of us would see quite the bright future. But ain't like that's gonna fucking happen. Guys, I'm gonna say bruh in the chat. All right, guys, here we go. Bruh.

Bruh, bro. Bruh, bruh. Ew. Whoa. Roblox is crashing. This is crazy. Brubbhbhbhbh brah brah brah brah Whoa, Roblox is destroying itself

This is insane, guys This has never been done before Guys, don't ever do this in school I completely take back what I said That they were getting too fucking tired They were just hiding all their fucking energy To do the ultra kung fu fucking cringe moment I can't believe I just said that

I don't think there would be quite another YouTuber like Linky Box in the future. To be fair, emulating bullshit like this does take a lot of talent. You have to be a certain level of fucking stupid to actually pull this off. Guys, don't ever do this in school. I agree, my eyes are about a fucking puke. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.

But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Do you know what time this is? 510, 15, 20, 25, 35, 35, 45, uh, 245. Uh, 245. Alright people what's up? Today we're checking out some Gen Ziers that don't know anything about anything. Does this come off as a surprise? I hope not. What country is the Queen of England from? For anybody that doesn't know, it's fucking England. I can't wait for this woman to be like,

oh, Australia. Originally. Um, I definitely don't know. No, give me your best guess. I guess a country. Hmm. What is a country again? Uh, excuse me? What the hell did you just say? The fact that this is the first video we're checking out does not set a good precedent for me. If the first person doesn't know what a country is, oh, we're doomed.

Remember, guys, these are the same people that can get called to a jury. If that shit doesn't terrify you, then I'm afraid you're a psychopath. Give me a guess. This is embarrassing. Um, what is a country? What is a country? What is a country? What is a country? Canada. I don't know why the fuck you're laughing, sis. This ain't funny. The fact that these motherfuckers vote in our presidential elections is terrifying.

You wonder why presidential campaigns spend like 90% of their fucking money on marketing ads? It's because of these fucking dumbasses right here that don't know jack shit about anything. Oh, where's the Queen of England from Canada? Ha ha ha! Fuck off! Do you know what time this is? I'm sorry, homie, but why are you itching your fucking cock? I can already tell y'all this guy is a certified no bitchy and on God. This guy has absolutely no pride.

whatsoever, just walking around, itching his fucking cock and balls wherever he goes. This dude's an actual NPC, I swear. 510, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45. Uh, 245. Yes. You can appreciate how proud this guy looks when he answered that question. That's right, baby, you're the hot shit on the block. You answered 245.

The problem is, motherfucker, is that it's actually 150. And once again, for the love of God, get your fucking hand off your cuff! Do you know what country the great role of China isn't? Country? Yeah. If you had to guess. You cannot get this wrong. Don't be fooled, ramen noodle hair.

I know you got the answer in you. I know what's fucking there. Japanese. You fucking... Not only she didn't say China and not only she didn't say Japan. She just said the adjective, Japanese. I will never understand how people confuse Korea, China, in Japan. Sure, they've got a few similarities.

But they're different in so many ways as well. I mean, I'm not trying to make this about a race thing, but it's just like holy shit Do you know what the third month of each year is? Ain't that leap year or some shit? Damn, motherfucker. Apparently March doesn't even exist. Bro, I'm taking personal offense to this shit. I was born in March According to this woman, I don't even fucking exist. Do you know what 15% of 100 is? Fuck.

Around what it is if you had to guess. Probably like 75. I don't know. If you guys are not as pissed off as me, I would give you guys the Medal of Honor. We are actually at a point where we can't do percentage fucking math. You can ask this woman the percentage of the state income tax and she'll be like, uh, oh, oh, fucking morons. You know what country we gained our independence from? Great Britain.

If you don't say Great Britain, I'm sleeping with your mom. Spain. Well, uh, well, shit. All needs, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm really good with the ladies. Really familiar with female anatomy. of independence, your mama's gonna have to get her independence for me, because woo-hoo! You can call this the Boston Tea Party cause motherfucker, I'm gonna be spilling her tea. How many inches aren't two feet?

I don't know. Why are these kids fucking laughing? If somebody asked me that question and I didn't know, I'd be fucking ashamed in myself. I mean, the only reason I know what two feet look like is, my dick is so fucking big. Around how many inches? Um, if you had to guess. Five? Yes.

Bro, a foot is 12 inches. How do you even get 5 inches from 2 feet? Do you know what country the Panama is in? No. If you have to guess, like what do you think it sounds like it's a country? Europe. Yes. Every time I feel like humanity is getting slightly better,

I have to make sure I keep myself grounded by watching these videos here. But you know what guys, I don't fucking care. Because when I watch these videos audience, I feel like the Albert Einstein of this generation. Ain't nobody smarter than me because these people exist. Can you name all the months? September, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August. Oh, no, sis. You're a fucking failure.

I absolutely love how this girl is giving this guy like the approval eyes. You don't confidently dance and say all the months of the year and then you give the most fucking frail expression of approval. Clearly somebody's insecure about their knowledge. What do we call a shape with five sides? Please say Pentagon. Is it an octagon? Wait, that's it. Ooh, how the fuck am I supposed to finish this video? Audience, I am actually getting sleep deprived by the lack of knowledge these people possess.

I think it's my brain like refusing to believe that our generation is this fucking stupid. But no, it's just my coping mechanism and I need to realize that our generation is going to shit. And I should have realized that five minutes ago, but I'm holding on to any glimmer of hope imaginable. Is it an octagon? Wait, that's six. That's eight. Octagon is eight. Is it a stop sign? Yes. That's right, audience. A stop sign is now qualified as a shape. I'd be surprised if she even has a license because you need to know what an octagon is to know what a stop sign is.

Oh, what year the U.S. was founded? Oh, no. I'm not going to answer that. Around one. If you had to guess a year. I do not know. Um, give me your best guys. I'm gonna say BC. I'm gonna keep it at BC era. Give me a number BC. Um, 18, something, something, 1800s.

BC? Yeah. Yes. This has gotta be one of the most baffling and embarrassing answers I've ever seen. July 4th of 1776, the United States was founded. Holy fucking shit, isn't that difficult? How many weeks in the year? Nah.

Uh, weeks in a year? I don't know. Can't count the weeks. Four times 12, 24 weeks? Yes. This motherfucker actually did the math in his head four times 12 and still got 24. Not only did he not say 52 weeks. And not only did he get the fucking math problem incorrect.

The man said 24 as his final. answer, holy shit. Do you know who fought in the Mexican-American War? You remember. Can't lie to? I don't know that. Guess two countries. Who against who? If you had to guess. Philippines?

Yeah, against two. Don't remember the other one. Okay, so at this point, I'm starting to believe that these videos are actually scripted. I really hope that I'm actually the guy that's being bamboozled here. But there's no fucking way you can be that stupid in say the Philippines fought in the Mexican-American War. This entire video is wild, bro. I don't know how people are this stupid. Do you know what three times three times three is? Nine.

Yeah, bro, you lost me there. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I saw not one set of cherries, but two. Not my fault that she was the hot nurse that was 22 and I was only, what, 15? Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the creepiest Minecraft YouTube.

that we all forgot. Okay, honestly, I can't believe it. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Bubba. If you're looking for the creepiest and most sexual stories ever told on top of Minecraft parkour, then this guy is for you. I remember when I ended up going upstairs with these two twins going towards the bedroom. I was confused. How the fuck can you possibly be confused?

With the amount of stories on your channel explaining your body count, there's no fucking way you're going to be confused after all of that. Or unless this guy's stories are fake as fuck. And one of the twins told me, hey, listen, okay, so sit down on the bed, we need to talk to. What kind of fucking NPC did you pull? If that's supposed to emulate the woman that you bag? Then God, bro, I would be embarrassed. I sat down the bed and she told me, listen, my sister thinks she's harder than me, but honestly, I don't believe her.

So you're going to decide. Where the fuck does this type of shit occur? Audience, to give my two cents, I obviously think that Bubba's stories are fake as fuck. But by the 5% chance that these stories are actually real. Bubba, tell me where the fuck this shit happens. I'll pull up first thing tomorrow. I was kind of confused, but then after that, I realized that both of them started stripping down. And I'm not joking when I say this.

I saw not one set of cherries, but two. Well, yes, Bubba, that's what happens when two women are... This was like solving world hunger to me. How the fuck would it solve world hunger? To me, audience, it would start world hunger. I was in shock. I remember they both ended up looking at me and kind of like, you know, glancing at me. And then one thing led to another that came up to me and we started doing the devil's tango.

Did this motherfucker just say devil's tango? Is that really the best metaphor you could possibly give? You can say some shit like shaking the sheets or groping the grouper. But devil's tango is that fucking it? And what the hell is this picture of the devil? He looks like a horny M&M. I was really weirded out. But then I remember later on that day, as me and some were doing our thing,

what if her parents walked in? Her parents walked in and I remember I put on my clothes so fast and literally was escrowed. out of the place. Was it an embarrassing moment? Yes, but honestly, do I regret it? No. Honestly, and to this day, I still questioned. Was that incest? Yeah, it probably was. But hey, thank goodness, you were out of the equation. Because there's so many people are asking me what was the way I pulled girls back in high school? And I'm gonna be brutally honest, it's not that difficult. Shut the fuck up. Audience, whatever this gentleman is about to say, do not follow this advice. You could be a no bitchy and like myself that was in high school. Or you could take this guy's

advice and still have no bitches. Your choice, fella. I don't know why. I really overthink this thing, but let me give you an example. Let's say there was a girl in my high school that I really wanted to go out with. I'd go up to her, I'd look at her, I'd hang out with her, and I would just listen to her. I wouldn't say anything, I wouldn't talk about myself, nothing. One thing I'll realize about girls in high school is that they always want to be right and they want to be heard. I mean, I can agree, but I don't think a girl wants to talk to a fucking robot. I'm pretty sure she has enough dudes that are like, oh yes dear, you're right, you're right, you're right, fucking suck.

She ain't gonna fuck you bro. Pipe down little bitch. They're not right and they're not heard, then they're just going to leave you alone and find another guy that can do the same. That's why most girls go for such losers nowadays that don't have any opinion or anything because, well, a girl wants someone that won't argue back with them. Well, look at that. He agrees with me. So why are you giving this fucking advice? This guy is quite literally telling you to be a little bitch. I told you all not to take the advice.

That's why back in high school, me being the ultimate F boy, I would always listen to what they were saying. And then on top of that, you know, maybe slide a couple flirtations things here and there. And then that's it. Boom. Pulled straight to the devil's tango Trust me, if you guys don't believe me, try yourselves Next quote you guys like Go up to her and just listen

Just straight up listen I promise it'll work Follow for more tips and tricks I'm going to say this again And I will say it now Do not take any advice from Bubba in these videos I know some of y'all are very desperate For female attention right now

You guys are about to be on Christmas break And you won't be able to see your crush Do not worry, it's not the end of the world I've graduated and I haven't came across A single female since And look at me, I'm fucking bawling. All I'm saying, bro, is just take it slow. Remember when the school nurse told me that she was gonna give you my grade nine shots

because she thought I was cute? I really hope she's referring to the cute as in like adorable maybe because I'm sure the school nurse would find maybe like a first grade kid maybe cute or adorable because of how they act. But if you're like 13 or some shit, then oh, this is wrong. It was a major W. And also having lunch with her? I mean, sheesh.

Yeah, this motherfucker was definitely 13. Somebody called the cops on this bitch. Anyways, going on with the story, I remember it was my class's turn to go down for grade 9 shots. And I remember on the announcements, it said, Class of 32, can you please come down the stairs? Thank you. I remember I was classroom 32, and I went down the stairs, and I ended up waiting in a lineup with a bunch of guys waiting to get their shots. They all didn't want it because they knew that the hot nurse was gone.

Pro, that is fucking crazy. Honestly, this shit is partially accurate because I know at my school, some of the dudes would not want to attend a class, Because the quote-a-quote hot teacher wasn't there. And in my opinion, this woman smelled like hot shit. You walk into motherfucker's classroom and, oh, it's the fish market. Unfortunately, I was not blessed with any hot teacher. But then the hotners ended up coming down from the lineup and basically seeing me and said,

Bubba, I'll do your grade nine shots now. She ends up grabbing my hand, takes me to the classroom. And right as she's giving me my shots talking about her life more, like she was at lunchtime, I remember she ended up coming in for a kiss. And I ended up kissing her, and we ended up doing the devil's tangle. Way to fucking. minute. So now that you guys did the devil's tango, boy, am I curious of your age now? In a separate classroom right after she gave me shots. It was the most craziest thing ever until a teacher

walked in and ended up getting in trouble. I mean, it's not my fault that she was the hot nurse that was 22 and I was only, what, 15? If she got caught when she was 22 and you was fucking 15, then that shit had to have made the news. Bubba, I know you're watching this video. Contact me on Instagram and send me the article of this incident. There's no fucking way this was not on the news. If you don't send me an article, it's fucking fake. Remember when this girl that would turn down every guy at my school and basically ended up being a holy church girl? Oh boy. Audience, I'm going to keep it 100 with you. Listen, the church girls may be holy and want to honor the Lord Jesus. But if you get on their dark side, oh, they're fucking freaky. Ended up inviting me to

her place. I was really excited. Like, you guys have no idea. So then I remember afterwards, when I got to her place that day, I ended up texting her outside, hey, I'm here. And then she ended up coming outside and opening the door saying, hey, like, come in, like, I want to do something with you. Audience, see what the fuck I mean. Let me take you inside and do something with you. Not just a little, oh, let's go upstairs and fool around now. I want to do something to you. That is assertive. Yes, ma'am. Let's go to the bedroom. I said, sure, so I ended up going inside with her. And what she ended up telling me was, honestly, let's just get straight to the chase and do the devil's tangle.

If there is a single story, I believe out of any of these, it's probably this one, because church girls have absolutely no game to spit they're just gonna be dead honest and just tell you what the fuck's about to go down i mean all girls should be like that but hey let's be fucking stupid and let's hide our feelings fuck off uh sure so we ended up doing it but one thing she told me is that we had to only do it in the peach uh the fuck so i remember as she was freaking out she remember she put on her towel right away and she's like oh my goodness like you shouldn't be doing that like you shouldn't have walked in here and then like she like instantly just left the bathroom i guess she just got out of the shower something i don't know it was weird because she wasn't wet in a way

This motherfucker cannot put two in two together. You are not going to tell me you have a body count of the population of California. And then you don't know what just happened. You lion ass. Anyways, I remember I went to the bathroom. I did my thing and I went back to my buddy and I told him. I'm like, yo, your step sister has some nice knockers. What a phenomenal thing to say to your buddy?

Yeah, bro. Your sister? Fucking divine. Now, probably you guys all thinking like, that's so weird to say to you. You're like, bro. Like, why would you say that to him? Like, you're so weird for that. But no, I'm gonna be brutally honest.

The words he said back to me, I'll always remember in my head. He said, bro, I know they're outstanding. Yeah, I'm fucking done. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. So you ready to get some dubs today?

Why the fuck do you look like the great value beauty pie? Looks like Justin has a friend over. You look in zesty as fuck. You was a grown fucking man. Why you lipping your wrist like that? I've made fun of Corey Tunch for a long time. I guess this is Corey's, uh, Jesus Christ, the pickle puffer watches my videos too. All right, people, what's up?

Today, I found the cringiest gaming YouTuber I've seen lately. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Demooch. If you're looking for funny, hashtag live, laugh, love fucking relatable gaming videos, then this guy is for you. You're wasting your time. Order in the court. Okay, so before I completely and utterly ripped this guy a new butthole by roasting him so bad, I have to give him credit because the production of these videos are pretty fucking good.

I mean, really, pay attention to the detail. You got Steve with the creeper, the fucking torches on the wall, the special ed classroom as the jury in the background. You really do have the full package in a demuch video. What the fuck was that noise? You sound like a raging fat fuck logging onto Minecraft in the morning. The only other time I would hear a noise like that is whenever I hear a fat fuck raging and you can hear the fat in his larynx.

So props to you for actually replicating that horrific fucking noise. Creepermaster 420. This is the most NPC shit I've ever seen. First off, this guy has the auto-generated Xbox Gamer Tag from 2012. And second off, this mufuck is smiling like its varsity baseball picture day. What the fuck would you wear this shit to court? You stand accused of illegally hijacking an entire village. How do you please?

I am not guilty, Your Honor. What? Sorry, can we turn on the translator? Man is evil, and I have undeniable proof of his crime. Holy fucking shit, ladies and gentlemen, I never thought a villager can come back swinging like this. Usually when I go into a village in Minecraft, you can call me Stoic the Vast the way I just fucking raid their village. I never thought that villagers would come back with files on top of files to swing back at me in court. I don't know, DeMuch, you seem kind of f*** in this situation.

Very well, let us see it. Of course. Now before I escaped, I managed to take this footage, proving Creeper Master not only took over our home, but has captured and forced my people to trade with him. Damn, my fucka. I used to play Minecraft, but I never was this fucking advanced. Bro, I just thought you went in there and stole their wheat and traded that shit for emeralds, not fucking slavery. Like Tam Tam Tucci didn't have to put all the villagers in a fucking Romanian prison and they look like Andrew Tate. What you're doing, bro, is not very fucking top G. Oh my goodness. But your honor, none of what he just said is illegal.

Wait a minute, what the fuck? So you're telling me all this shit is legal, but yet everybody has a moral compass to think, yeah, that's pretty fucked up. I mean, look at the judge. He actually looks disgusting. And how is that? Because you are nothing more than a mob.

Ooh, what the fuck? You got the racism from demuch, ladies and gentlemen, what the fuck? Excuse me? You can't respond, you don't have name tags? Hell, you can't even mine or crap. But we can open doors. Until I trap you in a box.

Damn, this man is pleading his fucking case in front of the jury. I mean, sh-de-Much is making a very good argument to the judge here. But even though that D'Much is making a pretty good argument, I would just say two words. At the end of the day, fuck them. Wait, wait, wait, pause. Not that way. Not that way. Your Honor, by this logic, should we treat all zombies or pigs equal to a player? I don't know, jury? Well, by the laws of Minecraft, we find Creepermaster not guilty.

Village or right! Yeah, that doesn't exist. Fuck you. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, if you thought that was the worst video that we've seen, You're actually wrong. This is just the tip of the iceberg of the rest of the bullshit I found. Man, what is this guy doing? Hey, you almost ready?

Yeah, what's that? All right. What? You knew what I meant. Jesus Christmas, what the fuck am I watching? Like, audience, did we walk in on something? Are these guys pulling a fucking hemorrhoid out of their ass? This has got to be the most retarded lover's quarrel I've ever seen in my life.

Also, by the way, what the fuck are you wearing? Bro is dressing semi-formal up top, but he's wearing fucking sleep pajamas on the bottom. Dude, get some fucking pants on. Let's go, I don't want to be late! We're not gonna be late! We still got 20 minutes! Well, what if there's traffic? There will be with that attitude!

I just realized what the fuck is the point of this video? I promise, ladies and gentlemen, this guy brands his entire channel as like this hashtag relatable gaming channel. And bro has spent the last 15 seconds just arguing with this fucking boyfriend about bullshit. Like, damn, oh fuck, stop arguing and go the fuck outside, go eat some food, go get your lunch already. Quit acting like you got a fucking PVC pipe up your ass. Don't make me come up there. You don't have to, I'm ready. Uh, no the fuck you're not ready to go outside.

Dude, have you not seen the pants you're wearing? Take those fucking pants off and get something else on. This isn't a college fuck boy party. This is outside, motherfucker. How good. Fine. Nah. Seriously, you're wearing that?

Maybe I am. Well, God damn you're looking fresh. Thank you. That really means a lot to me. Bro, I know you did not just say that this guy looks good in his fit. Bro, what the fuck is so good about wearing a formal outfit and you got your pajamas from the week before on? I mean, to be fair, you are wearing a gradient dry fit red shirt on top of an Adidas blue jacket. That is pretty fucking stupid. I'm not gonna lie.

Sorry for rushing you. Don't you dare apologize. Your reasons were totally acceptable. You really think so? Of course. How can I make it up to you? Can you subscribe to my YouTube? I'll binge subscribe since name one. I mean, you don't have the notifications on, so I mean, are you really that much of a friend?

D'Much, I know I've been roasting the fuck out. out of your videos, but I'm actually subscribed with notifications on, so I'm actually your real friend here, D'Much, okay? Fuck this guy. And I completely forgive you. Are you two leaving or do you want some snack? What the fuck is this? Bro, I swear every video I make on my YouTube channel, there's another reincarnation of Chris Tyson.

When the fuck is he going to leave me alone? Um, mom, hello? Nice, now's my chance. Yo, no way. I'm actually outside. I never thought somebody like Demuch would be so excited to walk outside. I mean, audience, think about it. Just like every other gaming YouTuber when they walk outside,

they act like a vampire when they get any ounce of vitamin D in their system. I don't know, I must be living in a fucking multiverse. Somebody pinched me a fucking nerd outside. Ha, bullshit. Ah, sunlight, fresh air? I gotta call Justin. Hey, what's up, man? Guess who's outside right now?

What, no way! Dude, you gotta come over. Man, my mom won't let me. I haven't want to be. One tomorrow. Wait a minute. What the f f-did you just say? Your mom is preventing you from going outside because you have a 1V1 tomorrow? Dude, where are these types of parents? I want my homework to be fucking video games. Audience, if my homework was staying inside and playing video games, I would have a fucking PhD and fat fuckery. Just tell her we're gaming and watching TV. Good thinking. I'll call you back. Nice.

Oh, man, I can't wait to water the plants, take out the trash. Ooh, I got to mow the lawn first. Yeah, we're definitely living inside of a fucking mom. multiverse right now. Never in my 19 years of existence have I ever heard myself or any of my friends say. Holy fucking shit. And I need to water the planets take out the trash and oh my God, not even to mention mowing the lawn. This video feels like a fever dream of every gamer's nightmare and every parent's dream come true. Now where is this bad boy? Did you think you were slick? Dumoch, what the fuck is on your shirt? Are your moobs fucking sweating or did a bird's shit on your Sure. I didn't even want to know what that is, but it looks fucking nasty.

What? No, no, no. I just forgot my, uh, PS5 in the shit. Don't lie to me. I told you no chores until you win a game. But I made top 10. And as punishment, now I'm gonna mow the lawn. What, but I've been waiting for the grass to grow all week. Now get upstairs before I do the dishes too. Okay, fine. To be honest, I wish I was motivated like this video right here.

As I look around my bedroom with all the Doritos bags on the floor in the mountain dew stacking up to the fucking ceiling. You know, instead of my bedroom, looking like XQC's rat infested shithole I would love to be motivated to go mow the lawn I think if everybody were to live like this ladies and gentlemen we would probably have flying cars by now do you think a generation with the slang words grippy in pink is going to be prosperous no we're never going to see flying cars at this rate hey what's good man how's it going yo I just came back from Joe's plate okay do I really have to

see this fucking dude again I literally made a video last week about this guy why the fuck is he here Again. Wait, who's Joe? Do I know it? Joe Mama! You know what? Fuck this shit. I'm done. Everybody click this video on screen to see me roast this fucking idiot. But yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later. Start making out and then after uh, she took off her pants.

Excuse me? She took off her pants. Alright people, what's up? Welcome back to another video. Baba. Okay? For those who don't know Baba, this guy promoted the docks of Jelly Bean. You know, a faceless Minecraft YouTuber that never done a face reveal. You know, this guy's a real idiot.

Anyways, this guy revealed her face without her permission, so this guy's a douchebag. So today, I decided to look at his content, and, uh, oh, it's so shit. We're going to check out this content today, so, uh, buckle up. She was actually a guy, part one. I remember back when I was in high school. Were you about to talk about children? It wasn't really hard for me to sneak into clubs. Oh, a minor sneaking into a club to see adults naked.

That's illegal. Because for some reason nowadays, bouncers, if you like hold a 20 with your ID standing out there, they will just let you in. Yeah, bro, that's guy. to be the biggest lie I've heard today. Bro, if you posted outside of a club looking five years old, I think the bouncer's going to be suspecting you. Like, what do you expect the bouncer to say to your four-foot-eight ass? Oh yeah, you don't look potty trained. You're a mile away from puberty. Yeah, too... Go into the club out there. They will just let you in, no matter the age. And I remember my whole school knew about this. So you was telling me your entire school

knows about you getting so desperate at the nightclub, the club, begging and pleading to see some titty. And you are completely fine with that. You're completely fine with being the biggest Simp known to man. I mean, cheesh, bro. At least it makes a good story. And they were all like riled up. Like they were all excited. Oh yeah, dude. A bunch of freshman boys are not going to get riled up over a few titty. Well, you could bring any ninth grade boy into a club and you already know they're going to be the horniest dude on the streets. And if there's any ninth grade male that is in the audience right now, uh, don't you lie to me? You would take any opportunity to see some titty, you horny bastard. Because every weekend, like on the end of

Friday, we would all go straight to the club. And none of you got caught. I find that hard to believe. As weird as it sounded. Now I know about The country teenagers in the club wasn't a good thing at all. Yeah, maybe bringing a bunch of freshman boys into a club was a bad idea, you absolute idiot. But guess what? You still did it. You decided to think with that head and not your main head. But I remember literally everyone from our school went. A bunch of minors went to a club and it's entirely fine because it's okay because the entire school went.

Dude, this is literally pedophile island. EDP, I think I found the hotspot for you. And by everyone, I mean, you know, the football players, people in the LGBTQ community, the theater kids, everyone. Nice, the football players, the theater kids, even the gays, even the gays. There's some gay people, oh, you know I'm gonna show up now. It was insane. And I remember I went in there one time? Just to try it out and see what, you know, went down.

Because, you know, who doesn't like going to a club? Hey man, I know that something was going down, but I know you know that something was going up, you know what I'm saying. Who doesn't like going to a club? Nah, clubs are annoying. And I'm not gonna lie, I met a lot of hot chicks there. Holy shit. There's some hot chicks? I mean, being real, they're probably four.

probably freshman from your school, so I'm gonna have to tap out. There's a lot of cuties down there. A lot of cuties. Did I just hear you correctly? A lot of cuties. Yeah, yeah. I'm not even gonna lie to it. It was awesome.

But let's just say what ended up happening next. Let's just say I didn't know better. Fall for part two. You didn't know better. Bro, I mean, from the title, I mean, you clearly messed up. Anyways, let's check out part two. Remember when I was walking around the club? I remember I was hanging out with the football players that were there.

I, you know, hung out with my main friends that were there as well. And then I remember seeing this one. girl. And she had a d-a- Now this girl I did not recognize, but she looked beautiful. You thought she was beautiful, then you pulled down the pants and all you saw was a big fat bo-er-r-r-r-I- I didn't honestly, you know, question anything. I just thought she was cool. So I remember my friend kind of tapped my shoulder saying, hey, like, bro, like, why don't she just walk up to her? And in my head, I'm like, you know what? Like, why not? Yeah, bro, like, why not? Silly? Goofy.

So I ended up walking up to her and I was like, you know, just talking to her, chatting her up and stuff. You know, walk up to the girl in the club? Totally no dick. And 100% totally. TD free. And this girl ended up really liking me. For somehow, I, she really understood me. Like, there was nothing. She like already kind of understood like basically everything about me, which is kind of weird because that's not common in most girls. Bro, can y'all imagine if this story was like actually real? I would be so depressed, bro. Like you get a girl, you're chatting her up, right? And you finally pull down the pants and you see a big old flopping one that's bigger than yours. I don't care who you are. No matter what kind of connection we built up,

if I pull down those pants and if I see a flopping penis, I'm a beat your But I mean, hey man, some of you all might think that's like a DLC bonus, you know what I'm saying? Weird, because that's not common in most girls. Usually it takes like a whole like PowerPoint to do it. Honestly, not really, bro. It's not that it's hard for a girl to understand you. It's just that she's not into you, bro. I'm sure you didn't have very many women interactions in your life, have you?

But she just understood. But then I started to realize why she started to understand things when she told me, hey, like, do you want to like go to the bathroom? Nice, dude. Nice with the anime girl. Yeah, bro, they ain't asking you to go to the restroom for, for any typical dude reason. I think our boys about to be the fattest wide receiver. And things got a bit exposing.

Exposing. Yeah. Exposing that dick. Me and her went to the bathroom. We kind of just walked there. I'm not going to lie. We weren't trying to draw any attention. But obviously my friend group was there.

So they kind of like saw me going with her and kind of, you know, smiled at me. And like, you know, give me that thumbs up. Bro, dude, stop trying to chat yourself up. We all know the story's fake. All right. You don't have to lie. But like, come on, man. At least be a prime realist, all right?

at least trying to tell some truth. There was not a single female that would watch this video and think, yeah, he's kind of cute. And then I remember when we went into this bathroom, we went inside a stall, and me and her, we started, you know, making out. This is the first L in the books,

ladies and gentlemen. Bro, this guy thought that he was, like, like, secure in something, but, uh, no, no. I mean, I guess you could say he got way more than what he asked. We started making out, and then after, uh,

she took off her pants. What did you see? Was it big? And that's when I realized that she had an eggplant. Oh, no, she, she, she had a dick. About time he told us, we've been waiting for like four minutes. Yeah, she literally had an eggplant. I, I didn't know what to say.

Hey, man, personally, I don't think there is anything to say. If you expect me to get cocked, you can expect yourself to get clocked. And I didn't want an offender, so I remember I kind of like pushed back and I was like, hey, like, listen, like, I'm like, you know, straight, if that makes sense. Bro, what is you saying? You straight straight? I am so confident that this guy's never felt the touch of a female. It was super embarrassing.

Bro, you're saying this is embarrassing, but I know if this was real, you would say that this is life ruining. Bro, if a man's dick was rubbing on my leg, all right, I don't, I'd think I would end myself. No offense to gay people, I mean, if you about that double-decker pecker life, go you, bro. But to make it up to her, I took her back to the bar instead of, you know, doing anything else, and we didn't end up doing the devil's tango.

Really, devil's tango? Are you kidding me? I didn't swing that way. Like I said, we went back to the bar, we just talked the rest of the night, and she was actually a really nice person. Moral the story is, um, get to know the person more. Yeah, fall for more embarrassing stories. Bro, you say you don't swing that way, but you already swung that way. You, you made out with a man.

Anyways, aside from this guy, uh, almost getting dicked, we did it on the Ferris wheel. Doing the Devils Tango. In an amusing park, I'm not gonna lie. It's not the smartest thing in the universe. Not the smartest thing in the universe. Bro, you're having sex at the top of the Ferris wheel. whole community can see you. But I remember back when I was in high school.

Another story back in high school. Bro, this guy gets like the cooter of like everybody in the street. I think it was like my great 10 year. There was an amusement park where basically you were able to go to every Halloween and have like this like Halloween themed amusement park. It was called Fright Night in Vancouver. And I remember me and all my friends wanted to go. So we decided to.

We all went down there. We all checked it out and stuff. And we were there. I remember we saw another group of girls that were kind of like, you know, chilling with just the girls. I don't know about y'all, but I just continue getting. Getting small dick energy from this guy.

So yeah, we saw a group of girls, you know, just, just chilling with the girls. Bro, if a girl touched your shoulder, you would bust the fattest nuts. And knowing they were just the girls and we were the guy group, we thought it would be cool to kind of walk up to them and kind of combine our friend groups. That has never happened in the history of the earth. Bro, my friend group at Universal was walking around like about a week ago. Nobody, and I mean nobody in the entire park wanted to be our friends. I know, kind of cringe you with me to say, but at the same time, it's what we did. And I remember what we did that, there was one certain girl that always kept looking

at me and she was beautiful. Don't come around, she was a little tall, but she looked outstanding. Stop exaggerating, uh, that never happened and, uh, you get no cooter. Longamara, she was a little tall, but she looked outstanding. This guy's definition of a tall girl's probably like 5-5. I already know I can use this bastard as an armrest. So I remember she came up to me and we were kind of like grouped up in pairs. To the point where it became like six people on like a trip's quadruple date, quadrital date. A quadruple date, bro, you just met. This guy thinks he's like the biggest pip on the whole planet.

The girl I was with during the Halloween event was really close to me and she was actually really nice. We ended up going on some rides together, we ate together, and I remember as we were eating, we kind of like all grouped up altogether, like me and the boys and her friend group, and we all sat down on a table. When we sat down the table, I remember they were all kind of like flirting with each other, and me and this girl were like, we were flirting, but she took it to a different extent. I guess this girl was like really, really like in the mood. You did not get a girl in the mood.

She was just being nice to you. No cuder for you. I remember the first 90 degree stop, we stopped the other side, and this girl started making out with me like crazy. Like, she was going off. It got to the point where she reached her hand down my pants, and let's just say, we, like, you know, started getting really touching. And then after the, when it went to another 90 degrees and we were at the top of the Ferris wheel, but very top where no one could see us, we ended up doing the Devils Tango.

Anyways, y'all, I think we all know how it went. It went on the Ferris wheel. He pulled down the pants and it was a cock. If this video gets a thousand likes, I'll make a part two. Anyways, I'm out. Subscribe. Audience, I have checked out so much AI generated dog shit in my day. day and none of it comes even close to this. Is this really the quality threshold that AI has to

reach for little kids to enjoy it? This channel is getting 600,000 views. Are you guys serious? Okay, maybe I'm just hating. Maybe this YouTube channel is absolute peace. All right, people, what's up? Today I discovered the greatest AI YouTube channel of all time, allegedly. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is this little critter named Bimo. I was recently enlightened about this YouTube channel from Glider Guy and Inguine's video, where essentially children's TV animation shows are now coming to YouTube. But, uh, I would argue that

the shit that's coming over to YouTube is not very good quality. And I think that BMO is going to most definitely reflect that. Because, you know, AI generated dog shit has never really done that well on YouTube.com. Even though I say that in this YouTube channel is getting

600,000 motherfuckin'fucking views, I am more so referring to the people that are actually capable of commenting on a YouTube video because they don't seem to like it very much either. But maybe the haters are wrong. Maybe AI generated dog shit isn't so dog shit after all. Bemo and the mystery under the rug, episode 10. That's right fellas, I'm choosing their latest and greatest banger on episode 10. Not that it would matter, of course, because whether it's episode one or episode 10, I think it's going to be pretty fucking difficult to follow along in AI generated dog shit. Let's begin.

Hi. Hi. What the fuck? Okay, I take back absolutely everything I said. This channel is absolutely fucking horrid. Hello, I'm Bimo. This mufucka sounds like Gordon Ramsey squeezed his testicles until they burst. Why does Bimo when he blinks look like those girls that are like, yes, bitch?

Does Bimo normally like to spin the bottle on its gender every fucking episode? I feel it's something magical. Excuse me. What the fuck are you? even saying. Hello, I'm Bamo. I feel it's something magical. Like, what the f f*** does that even mean? Bro, there is nothing magical. There's no fucking pixie dust about this YouTube channel. You are probably just a fat motherfucker in his mom's basement with Chachyp.T. Premium. You are not special, you fucking League of Legends geek.

Find it together. Tell you, the tunnel is high in today and not going. That's strange. I wonder what my friends will say when I tell them at preschool. You hear that fellas, I can't wait to tell my friends at fucking preschool. I think that Bimo knows his age demographic really well. Because there's no problem having incomplete sentences throughout your video if the viewers that are watching can't even form a fucking sentence. Bimo's fan base, if you can even say that he has one,

his fans, quote unquote, can't even tie their shoelaces yet. His fan base doesn't even know how to say mom or dad yet. So yeah, he's making AI-generated dog shit and the characters barely know how to form a cohesive sentence. But audience, to the untrained eye, and by that I mean fetuses that still have the umbilical cord attached to their mother, they probably can't even tell the difference. They probably think that Bima was one articulate young man. I have a special mission with my friends! That's great having shared interest and fun games together.

Holy shit, dude! If this video is not screaming AI Generating, It has to be right here. Guys, I have a very fun mission with my friends today. Wow, Bimo, good to have interest and fun games together. Bro, like, shut the fuck up. What a sunny day today! Looks like our little detective is on a mission again. Yep, I'm sure how fine something cool.

I'm sorry, I know we've been talking about the dialogue throughout this video so far, but what the fuck is this animation? Actually, no, Scratch that. that it is not actually an animation. I think I would be completely offending my artist if I were to say this is a real animation. I don't think my artist Numa wants to be categorized in this dog shit. If I seen people walking down the street in a park

and they're walking like that with a child, I think I would have to call the police because two drunk people got a hold of a kid. That is precisely how this video is being animated right now. Like, bro, what the fucks like that? Unless you completely lost the circulation in your legs and you have missing Patelas, why the fuck would you be walking like that? This is so poorly animated. It is actually hurting my eyes.

Hey, my friends. I'm so happy to see you. Oh my God. What the fuck even happened to the blue guy in the video? I love how all the friends were jumping around having a good time in the blue character just completely fucking disappeared. How do even the preschoolers not pick up? on this kind of shit. All the preschoolers want in need is to see bright-ass colors, and that is the only thing they'll give a shit about. If you show them the rainbow,

they're gonna be the happiest motherfucker on planet Earth. And that is almost exactly what this AI-generated dog shit is like. Bro, my brain is hurting so much, it feels like my PC exporting a video in 4k resolution. To anybody out there that has a really dog-shin computer that struggles to open up Google Chrome, you know exactly. what I'm talking about. Seeing this completely jumbled-up animation just makes my head hurt. It's like you can see the video trying to transition into the next part of the video. But for some reason, this blue motherfucker just keeps disappearing and reappearing and making shit repeat itself. People say that AI generated dog shit is the future and that it's supposed to be taking over the world.

But then I see shit like this and I have a complete sigh of relief. Today the tunnel wasn't going to you, remember how it go yesterday? Whoa, whoa, hold on a fucking minute, Shakespeare. Let me break down what the fuck you just said. Today, the tunnel wasn't going to you. Remember how it go. Bro, this AI-generated dialogue is worse than fucking quebel cop videos. Wow, that steak is flaming.

Oh my God. I can't believe that ketchup rocket blast looks crazy. Holy smoke's so hot, I'm speechless. No, no, no way, guys. Seriously, why the fuck are we talking about AI-generated dog shit taking over the world whenever it could barely produce a sentence i don't know about you guys but i have absolutely no worries about my job being taken away from me we are safe ladies and gentlemen for now under the rug maybe we have a tunnel here too uh sorry kiddo but if you have a fucking tunnel under

your classroom rug i don't exactly think you're at preschool if anything motherfucker i think you're at EDP's dungeon. There should be no tunnels in your preschool, bro. That's a great idea. There's nothing under this rug. Yeah, I don't see any... We need to split up and search different corners. Yeah, you're right, the mission has started. Bro, this is fucking hilarious. Guys, we need to search in different corners! Yes, you're right, the mission has started.

Can some people think this is the dog shit to take over my dog? my job. Yeah, uh, whoever said that you can f- right off. Bima roos Bima What the f***! Not only is this a dog shit kids animation channel on YouTube, ladies and gentlemen, but apparently they're also trying to take a page out of Disney's book as well. And now they're also trying to make music in their episodes as well. Do me a favor, owner of the Bimo YouTube channel, fire everybody that is involved with this dog shit.

Again, if I'm gonna be completely honest, you're probably a one-man army when it comes to managing this YouTube channel. So with that being said, please, retire, go to McDonald's, never upload to YouTube ever again. Because if you make any more BMO music, I think that Mr. Beast is gonna have to make a new video helping a thousand subscribers of his go deaf. Because nobody's trying to hear that dog shit ever again. Well, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of fucking Bimo. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.