Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 7

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 7

All right, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out some Cairns that got arrested. This 18-year-old girl was caught up in some underage drinking, and now she is facing the repercussions for her actions. Hi, what's her name? Amma. All right, Lou. What's her name?

I'm Ammo. Anna? Yeah, we're willing to, she was sparked, but she was sleep. We are willing to take her to our house. Okay, let me stop you right there, pal. This guy sounds so unbelievably creepy. So you find this young, vulnerable girl in the back of her car by her, and you want to take her back to your home?

This sounds so perverted. But of course, maybe I just have a dirty mind and maybe he is just a good Samaritan. But don't trust a stranger, especially when you're drunk. All right. Do you know her? How do you guys know? Yeah.

We'll take it to my apartment. What? What's going on? Nothing. Nothing. We're just taking her to our apartment. I find it very ironic that this person just straight up said, yeah, we don't know the girl,

but the girl is pretend. like she knows the people. Lady, they just said that they don't know you. You don't have to say, our apartment. You can tell of this girl's all kinds of screwed up. Fishing leg laying... No. Yeah, she was...

Yeah, she... Let me take her to her to her back. She's young and stupid. Okay, I'm starting to love this guy a little bit more. At least he has the self-awareness that, yeah, she is just young and stupid. You know, guys, maybe he is just being a good Samaritan. However, he only is a couple hundred pounds away from looking like a certain cupcake lover. Can I have the door closed, please?

Why do you need the door closed? So I can get my ID. You can get your ID. I'm not stopping you from getting your ID. I want your ID. Have you been taking anything tonight? Have you been drinking? Alcohol?

No. I need my eyes closed, please. Why do you need your eyes close? Because I can't heal them anything else. You can't, what? Hear them anything else. Okay, so let me go ahead and get this. You can't hear with your eyes closed.

You can tell that this girl's drunk out of her mind. Unless she has like some sort of medical disability or something where she can't hear when her eyeballs are closed. I am 100% certain that she's been drinking and it's been some hard liquor. Can you just find your ID for me? Is it in your first? You can you shut my door for me? No, I'm not shutting your door. Then I won't find it for you.

Why do you need your door shut to find your ID? Anna. Anna, can you let me get your ID out? No. I need him to find my ID. Let me help you find your ID. Then can you shut my door please? No, I'm not shutting your door.

Why not? Why do I need to shut your door? So I can find my ID. You don't need your door shut to find your ID. You bitch. This is the stuff that police have to go through every single day and I feel so bad. Primarily most of the cops that I've seen, they're primarily assholes, but there's a few good ones like this guy right here. He's being so patient with the girl that's such a bitch.

If I were the police officer, I would have tased her five minutes ago. Okay. We don't need to be screaming. like that. Okay? I'm trying to help you. For anybody wondering this is exactly how you do not want to get out of an arrest. If you just look at the cops saying, fuck you, I don't like you, go to hell, pussy! It's not getting you out of an arrest.

In fact, it's just gonna make the handcuffs look real tight. That's fine. Can you go find my sister? I don't know where your sister is. Go ask for my sister. Yeah, she fucking is. What is? Go look for her, you dumb ass. Go look for her.

All right. Go look for her! What a pathetic counterplay to punch a cop in the dick. She's treating this like a boss and a video game. I know how to take down the cop. I'll take him at the weak spot. I'll punch him in the cock. She could have easily escaped the police and everything

by going back home with these random people and just showing her ID. But no, you just had to be difficult. And look where you're going now. You're going to be behind bars. Get out of the car. Go look for her. Anna, get out of the car. No, go look for her.

I'm not going to look for your sister. Yeah, you fucking are. Go look for her. Where would she be? Exactly, go look for her. Stop! Stop! As another officer went to get the squad car, Anna began to kick at officers while she was on the ground. My handcuffs, he's laying out of the ground.

Let me go! Let me go! Stop kicking. Let me go! Stop kicking. Let me go. Knock it on. I understand the idea of resisting arrest because, oh, you just might escape the cops.

You just might go back to normal society again. But once the handcuffs are applied, you are very impaired on what you could do to the police. Resisting arrest is just going to piss off the officers. You're not doing anything else. Where does this girl possibly believe that she's going to be let go because she's asking? I think we're past the point of letting this girl go scot-free after you punch a cop in the dick and resisting arrest. Just my opinion, audience, you know, I don't think being a bitch to cops is permitted. Holy shit, we are so close to the Karen's mouth, I can actually smell the moonshine from her lips.

These ones, consin' women when they're drunk, bro, they ain't no joke. These girls, bro, when they're drunk, oh, lordy, lordy, they are wild. Once the squad car doors were closed, she began to bang her head on the divider and started kicking the seat. I've never seen a more rabid, drunk woman in my life. For this exact reason, audience, I think Jesus Christ, I haven't had any alcohol touch my lips. However, what kind of psychopath do you have to be to bang your head on a cop car's door? Clearly somebody can't handle their liquor. Hey, stop. You hear that, that is called Heaven's Anthem. That is an angel's symphony right there of beautiful vocals in my ears. I am begging and pleading and pissing my pants

that I will be able to hear that beautiful harmonious symphony again later in this video. Yeah, she's got a history of belligerently drunk and fighting in 96. The beauty of these police body cam videos is that you have the cops conversing about their suspects in the video. It's so funny, the cop says, She's got a history of just getting, belligerently drunk and biting in 96. Oh, wow, no shit. This girl is laced up on alcohol all the time. Go figure. Punched you in the balls, right? Battery to law enforcement.

It caused your pain? Yeah, it hurts. I feel absolutely horrible for this gentleman. This man got punched in the groin, the cock, the balls. He got the most catastrophic version of battery. I can only hope that our subject gets charged to the furthest degree for punching a poor man in his most vulnerable dicky-do spot. At this point, I am fully convinced that this person has completely lost her mind.

Maybe the first time she was banging her head, maybe she thought that she was in a dream or some fairyland. But no, this person is actually like a psychopath, like this person actually needs to be in jail. God bless the justice system. Am I right, fellows? Shit! Out of all the police officers in this video, I never thought that I would fear the woman out of all the men. This woman is putting the fear of God into me, and I'm only watching the video. Jesus indeed, my fellow pal. Well, audience, that's all I have for today.

Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. Anyways, yeah, subscribe. Eggplant. Um, babe, I'm wet. All right, people, what's up? The creepiest kids animation YouTuber keeps getting worse. Now, audience, the only person I've been talking about lately has been shappy sway.

The new latest and greatest kids animation YouTuber that makes the most degenerate content known to man. Well, today, their content has gotten even worse than before. No, like, seriously, I feel like I'm going to gouge my eyes out at. any fucking minute if I make another video about this guy. But I digress. It's for the content. Let's begin. Did you know that if you close your mouth?

You can actually shut up and not give your opinion that no one asked for. Holy shit. Dude, maybe I should listen to Shappie's advice. Guys, if I just shut the fuck up and never said anything else about Shappie Sway. I imagine if I shut the fuck up now, we would already have flying cars and Donald Trump's fucking tariffs would be gone. If I just shut the fuck up, we would truly be living in the future. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Crappy, this is me as a girl. Crappy, it's just a filter. Get off me! Listen, audience, I don't give a shit what kind of filter my homie puts on on Snapchat. I will never ever look at him like this way in my life. I don't know how my fuck is look at my friend group and put them on their hear-me-out list. What the fuck is so handsome about this? Okay, maybe he does have some pretty good lips, but still it's f***ed up.

Wow, this is a nice place. See you later, guys. See you later, guys. Where are you going? Maybe he didn't know. Know what? Wow, that's a tasty kitty. Thank you, Capwinter.

I just got it last year. Damn, dude, I guess this motherfucker got the best of both worlds. This dude just got the Toyota of women. She doesn't even leak once a month. So, what else can you do? I French kiss. Hmm, everybody does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

Listen, man, if you're a lot, kissing your daddy for any reason you need to stop immediately like dude what kind of timing are you on is your dad named fucking Tom Brady who in the f f f cpr's their dad that's just ugh hmm this girl said men twerk when they do missionary I wonder if it's true yeah it is pretty true don't ask how I know by the way I'm just a really big fan of the gospel I am quite the apostle if I do say so myself hey crappy get up real quick I saw a meme on the internet get on the bed and do a missionary position bro

What the fuck? But you said missionary position. Listen, buddy, I don't think that's what Shappie was referring to. Pro thinks he's doing missionary. Muff-a-fucka, that's the promise land. Missionary means you're on a fucking mission to do something. You're just being the destination. Um, babe, I'm wet.

You want a paper towel? Damn, dude, I totally relate to that book. Hey, babe, I'm wet. I don't give a fuck. No, I want more than that. You want... two paper towels? This is on God how it be whenever my girl's trying to give me a hint about something.

It's like stop trying to talk to me in figurative language. This shit is not the book of revelation. My f'ca be like womanese chapter 20 verse 32. If she says that she doesn't want something, then it's the very fucking opposite. It's like consent. No, I want something big, long, and round. Damn, bitch, you want the whole role? Okay, bro, that shit's just for.

I can't even comment on this part of the video YouTube's gonna fucking Thomas Crooks my ass This is how to disarm a thief This is also how to disarm a thief Huh? Of course this fucking freak leak is gonna be the one to try to stop a thief like that By the way audience if a thief barges into your house do not try this tactic First thing that would happen would be that your childhood would be fucking ruined forever And second off you gotta deal with all the court system of getting that ficker on the registry it's gonna be bad

So I would just do yourself a favor and just run and hide. Chapy, this is a mom and son. Why are we making this romantic? And also, why is this video titled fucking Valentine's Day? You should not be doing this shit with your mom on Valentine's Day. Dude, no way. NASA just leaked the clearest picture ever taken of your anus. What?

Ha ha, ha, we fucking get it. Red dogs, red people got leaked on the internet. YouTube, I'm not the one that's making the joke. They're making it themselves. I'm just spelling it out for everybody. I know. I mean, it's so clear. It's like it's, it's like it's right in front of my face.

How did they get that picture? I don't know, dude. They got telescopes that could see, like, anywhere. I just, I don't, I don't get how, how did they... I don't... Oh my God, wait, wait, I'm so stupid. It's Pluto. Oh, they got it. Wait, Pluto's anus?

Yeah, no, I don't think anybody wants to see Pluto's anus. I was a big fan of Mickey Mouse ladies and just. but I'm not that big a fan. You can keep that freaky-ass shit to yourself. How long have you been, um, known in it up? For about 30 years now. Wow, congratulations. I understand that your work takes you all around the world. Yes, that is correct. In fact, I'll be leaving the country very soon to assume a missionary position. Audience, I have a weird feeling I know exactly what the rest of this video is going to be looking like.

Missionary position. Ayo! Ayo! Missionary! I already know what the rest of this video is going to be egging to It's just gonna be some shitty ass fucking joke that nobody's gonna find funny. Whoa, that's interesting. Um, so, uh, where will you be holding it? Uh, missionary position? Uh, yeah. In Bangkok.

Ha, ha ha! That was so fucking funny! Holy shit, Shepie! Have you seriously ran out of jokes that you actually have to spell out every little fucking piece of comedy you have? You actually pay real people to animate this dog shit comedy. Bro, I can think of a thousand more things that you can allocate your money to. This shit is fucking stupid. In fact, I'm looking forward to taking it all in.

Um, uh... Have you ever know the joy of a missionary position? Uh, yeah. So here's the story. I was with two girls, so I was doing the twin sister, right? So her mother walked in, and her mother had the video camera. So she put it on the tripod. Okay, man, I think I've heard enough.

I think you're telling a story that nobody needs to actually hear. Especially YouTube. Come on, man. You're trying to get me monetized here. Babe, crappy! How can you do this to me? April Fools! Yeah. April Fools!

You got me there! I thought you were cheating on me! So, where are we? Listen, man, whether it's April Fools or not, if I were to walk in a my girl and I've seen this type of shit... I'm sorry, somebody's getting their fucking teeth pummeled in. It's gonna be a really funny April Fool's joke to somebody else when I make their fucking teeth look like a harmonica. Hey man, do you know how to get to the supermarket? Well, at the roundabout you, Go straight, then make a U-turn, and you will find the spot just at the other side.

Dude, what the f*** just happened? Why is he making that face? Oh, it's because it looks like that on the paper. Dude, you know your joke is shit whenever you have to think about the joke for 30 fucking seconds to figure it out. This has got to be the corneous video I definitely seen so far. Sausage. Um, banana. Eggplant.

Okay, I think that's enough. Howdy yet, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part five about Shappi Sway. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Perfect! All right, people, what's up? Today, we're revisiting the biggest food waster on TikTok. Barbecue.

Clip syrup. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduced you to Wassil Dowd. Dude, I don't really give a fuck. Essentially, the man that started the TikTok food wasting trend. In recent events, he has apparently became a changed man, a new leaf to wipe his ass with Now of Seed up.

Seed up. Mixed fruit. Powder sugar! Now, of course, the average NPC fucking loser that sees this video is going to think, wow, what a changed man. What a fucking saint.

But, Waseel, I see your bullshit. Gosh, why was I doing all that? What a fucking toddler. Waseel, you are completely missing the point. Now, obviously, it's not this guy's fault the reason why this homeless man is homeless. But Waseel, in the process of making all these videos, did it ever cross your fucking mind

to maybe spend money to actually give to the homeless? Did it really cross your mind, or were you too busy thinking about the 6 million fucking likes on your TikTok? I'm a snowman, mommy. From the looks of it, I don't think so. The next and main point that Wiciel uses to justify all of his food-wasting videos was that apparently the food he used was all extremely. You can say all you want that the food you are using is expired, but you are only saying that to cover your ass

Yeah Perfect Topper you still copy all of my content my Arabic accent my every move? Are you not tired of copying me? I mean dude every single one of your videos are stolen Do you not have a single piece of originality in you? I've even caught you and your girlfriend liking my content before and then remaking the video like the next day Besides that, my food is actually expired. You're sitting here wasting real food, bro. Now, obviously, I don't know if he's really telling the truth if he does waste only expired foods or not.

But the problem with Seal is that you started the fucking trend to begin with. And then you suddenly go social justice warrior on the people that follow the trend that you fucking made. You're putting yourself on like this pedestal thinking you're above these other people that are wasting actual food on TikTok. But you also tend to remove this selective memory that you influence these people to make these videos to begin with. Whenever you make an out-of-context video on TikTok if you, admittedly enough, wasting food for views, did you really think these other cloud chasers would actually do the critical thinking to get expired food?

If you genuinely think so, that is such a dumb-ass thought process. They're going to see your TikTok getting 6 million likes in a day and fucking run with it. So whenever you're talking shit about these other TikTokers like Topper Guild, Just remember, he's the crop that you fucking planted. See it out. But you can try and cover your ass by making normal food and say some bullshit like, oh, I was just wasting fucking expired food. I didn't do anything wrong.

Shut the fuck up. There are still people to this day wasting food on TikTok, and I wonder who was the root cause of it all. That's right, baby, it was you. Makeleads. You see what I mean, Wasil, you planted some crops, and now you have to reap the bullshit that you sow. So this person thinks it's funny to wait.

Ice cream Anyways because Wasil is still on his Joker arc and being a loser why don't we take a trip down memory lane and check out all the shit that he made But remember guys it's all expired. It's all okay. What a fucking moron Barbecue barbicu sauce Mustard Mustard Ketchup Perfect

I genuinely wonder how you feel five seconds after you turn off that fucking camera. You have to get on your fucking knees and clean all that shit, bowing down like a submissive little boy. And you can't even stand back up because your legs are glued to the fucking floor because it's so sticky. Just like a bunch of pigs rolling in mud. Just some syrup.

Perfect. Okay. Ah, stupid. Audience, what kind of demographic of audience do you think this guy actually has? It cannot possibly be high schoolers and middle schoolers that find this shit funny. Either this guy is entertaining toddlers or fucking teenagers that are really familiar with the wooden spoon. Okay, just a little bit of soy sauce? Perfect.

Okay? Ah, stupid! Don't you love how before he became the social justice warrior, he used to make fun of people that saved food? The fucking irony of literally mocking all the people that had valid critical. criticism against you? So this person thinks it's funny to waste ice cream. To now trying to paint yourself in a positive light by eating normal meals and normal food like everybody else.

Motherfucking, you ain't doing anything special. Whoopty fucking do, bro. You made a normal meal. Why do you think you deserve to get applauded for the new shit you put out? I make the same fucking meal as you do every day, but you think you're becoming a better man because of it. I'm not going to applaud you for doing a basic human function. Ice cream! Chocolate syrup

Sprinkler Berth The entire time he makes these videos I already know he has zero fucking remorse for what he does This is not a man that gives a fuck about the influence he's actually giving to the internet You know, wasting a shit ton of food All that he was thinking about baby was those 6 million likes on TikTok that sweet clout Vente iced coffee, okay?

Okay? Have a benty iced coffee for Emily? This fucking guy is full of irony. He makes fun of Starbucks for putting way too much shit in their coffees. Yet he's the same guy that makes the Starbucks stereotype 10 times worse. And yes, I understand that I quite literally just explained the joke of your video. But I'm sure you could have still explained the joke without making a fucking mess. No, no, no. I hate ketchup. That's nasty.

Okay. Stupid. A man, let me just use some bounty. Oh. Okay. Chlorox, chlorox, chlorox, clorox. Okay. More chlorox.

Okay, okay, okay. Now wipe, pit wipe, putt wipe, pit wipe, pit wipe, I think I've had enough of your fucking mouth. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Subscribe.

I'm Debbie means you're a verige and you distrust minorities. James Charles means you're friminate and very good with kids. Alright people, what's up? Today we're back checking out the worst Roblox TikToks of all time. And that's it turn me on. Kicking things off, I am absolutely disappointed. I get it. After my 30th video on Roblox TikTok, I'm aware that e-dating is a thing.

But what kind of necrophilic shit is this when you want to date somebody that is headless? That is like actually disgusting. This is like some Ed Kemper shit. And not only that, you want to date a guy that's toxic in gangster. Baby girl, you can only have one or the other. You can either have somebody that's toxic in gangster, or you can have somebody that's headless. But if you have somebody that's headless, they're gonna be fucking dead. They're not gonna be able to be toxic or gangster.

Pick your poison, you sick ass. Dev, why do you have a YouTuber's face and I don't? You don't get one till you turn 18. You Debbie means your average and you distrust minorities. James Charles means you're friminate and you're feminine. Very good with kids. What the hell am I watching? And why in God's green earth is Markiplier here?

And why are we talking about James Charles having sex with... This video must be full of surprises. Markiplier means you have an army of quirky 12-year-olds worship you with yourself. And some ordinary gamers means you are the king of India. I hope I get some ordinary gamers. I want to be the king of India. That would go pretty hard, not going to lie. I would have what?

Like 2 billion subscribers? The whole world would practically be it. My Feet seems like a pretty awesome idea. Ah, silly child. Sugg is very rare. You have to be very special to get it. And the only special you are as special at Dear Son. Damn, Markiplier just shitting on this kid.

I still have absolutely no idea what's going on in this video, but I am very intrigued to see the end. Now go to be. You have shule tomorrow despite being a literal Matthew Bose. The next morning. Dad, what the fuck is this? Holy fucking shit, you got Dream. The last person to get Dream got it six million. This means that you are actually the hybrid demon headed badgy princess.

If I woke up one day and looked in the mirror and I had dreams face as my face, I will schedule myself to go to my local bridge and have a beautiful swan dive into some concrete. Maybe if I bust my face hard enough, I'll turn into handsome Squidward or some shit. I'm so happy that I'm crying tears of joy, but I'm wearing the mask so you won't see me crying. That's what the mess is, that's what the point of the mask is. Mother of God. This video is going to be. Gotta be one of the most dumb videos I've ever checked out in my entire life.

And why is it so funny? I have no idea. I'm crying tears of laughter over here. I guess that's just what the point of the mask is. I'm sorry, but what the hell is that? What kind of Japanese tentacle kinky shit is this? How do these little kids possess the knowledge of tentacles on the internet? Because no random kid is just going to say squid in the koochee like it's nothing.

I think somebody spent way too much time on the hub. I've reacted to this video before, but I just have to bring it up again. This sad piece of shit got broken up with on roblocks.com, and he whips out his fucking bird's foot middle finger to prove a point. Now I'm heartbroken. I never thought this could happen to me. You're so clever, pal, thought. I get the joke.

Ah, these fucking whores on Roblox. I like you, have a cupcake. I like you have a cupcake. Smack my ass like the drum Emo's on Roblox I've always pondered the philosophical question in my brain Why are slenders in emo's apparently the hot shit in Roblox? I've never sat down and saw an emo person before and thought

God I want those slit wrist rubbing down my ass crap Maybe it's just me maybe I'm the only one that doesn't use blood as lubricants But god why are the emo's hot of all things I am severely girl I'm the man from the big B-A What you gonna play round my way Uh-huh Man, let's do what I gotta say

I am severely concerned of the age Of the person that made this video If you notice, ladies and gentlemen Anybody that is born in 2005 In past that is not exactly 18 years of age I was born in 2004 So therefore I would be

18 years of age All I'm saying is that if you ever reply to a video like this You might want to be cautious You just might have a World War II veteran under your bedsheets tonight. I have to appreciate that these two are in love, and I guarantee you they're having a great life together. However, the one concern I have is, how are you enjoying life across the fucking globe? You have Korean gay boy in probably Korea, and the gay whitey that's probably in the United States.

Can somebody tell me how much that plane ticket's going to be? It's going to cost more than your love, I guarantee you. E-Sex only gets you so far, pal. But did you hear the story? I think I... Oh, put a cork in my ass. Ladies and gentlemen, you know that hell has truly frozen over when a bacon and slender is now e-dating.

Who's incredible idea was it to invent e-dating? They need to be curb-stopped immediately. First you had Tinder, and now it results to shit like this, and I'm disappointed. Oh, tell me more boy, sounds like a fantasy, oh, I could go so wrong. What do you mean what can go wrong? Everything is wrong. And it's wrong. most certainly is not a f***ing fantasy.

This whole video, you may call it a fantasy, but it's a tragedy. It's a complete tragedy. Oh yeah, baby, more interracial online sex. Look, if you want to flex that you're a man of equality, then please do it when you're IRL. As for myself, ladies and gentlemen, I am a man of equality, and guess what, it's IRL. I just single-handedly beat every single-eval-eationhip to man. Women who do this have zero trust in a relationship.

It's like, holy shit, I'm not gonna have sex with every woman that I mentioned in my life, because how the hell is a relationship gonna work if I can't talk about another female? I don't know, you kinda remind me of some psycho-ex-shit. And that kinda scares me. Jeez, are we back in the Stone Ages? My dude picks up a girl and drags her to the cave like an absolute savage. I feel like this is gonna be the last time we're gonna see that female. Does anybody want to get email?

Fuck you. So I tried this trend on my. I feel kind of suss now. The idea that you did a trend on your boyfriend is kind of stupid to begin with. If you're genuinely taking a relationship seriously, I don't think that trying to do something to compromise a relationship's a good idea. But we're talking about Roblox here. You're going to fuck it up anyways.

I agree with this message. If my girlfriend messaged me, Daddy, I would reply the same. thing. It's like you don't do that. You don't call me babe and baby and then you call me daddy a second later. Save that for the bed sheets, please. But anyways, audience, that's all I have for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. So I wake up in the morning and see you on my YouTube homepage, a video titled The Weirdest Vesh Remy clone by Rick. You see, I'm wondering why you're naked on my homepage. I swear when this guy thinks of me, he takes off all his clothes. Just admit it, dude, you're gay for me.

Alright, people what's up? So, uh, the creepy Vesh Remy clone responded. I made a video about this guy a few days ago talking about how he's basically the biggest meat writer of all time. If you thought Vest Remy was writing Topper Guild, oh, you haven't seen... This guy, Screedy was talking about how he would cream in my comment section and beg and beg for collabs, which basically led to me making my video about Screedy and causing him to respond today. Reth made a video on me.

Dot, dot, dot. Holy shit, that's cryptic. So I wake up in the morning and see you on my YouTube homepage a video titled The Weirdest Vesh RemiClome by Rith. And, uh, yeah, that kind of looks like me in the thumbnail, so we're gonna watch it. Yes, Screedy, it is in fact a picture of you. Because what other retard would actually wear a fin hat from Adventure Time in a YouTube video? Definitely not me. No, Screedy, I think there's something wrong with your brain.

Seriously, look at all the messages this guy sends me. I creamed today. What the f***? What, what's wrong with that? You gotta let a homie know when you're cream. Screedy, you must not have. Very many IRL friends now do you. Excuse my French when I say this,

but if you have to let it homie know when you cream, that is probably got to be the gayish shit I've ever heard. And even if you were trying to make a funny hoot and holler ha-ha joke, bro, you got me looking at you like this right now. I'm just saying. Doesn't everybody do that? No, it's fucking gay. I want to make a video with you, dog.

Ah! Have you ever seen a grown man meat ride this hard? Yeah, I actually have. Have you seen Trippy Red trying to dress like? Playboy Cardi. Screedy, you're the last person to talk about meat writing right now. And what the fuck are you mentioning Playboy Cardi and Trippy Rand? Motherf-you're name is Screedy.

Your facial hair looks like the ball sack of Prince Phillips. Your nose looks like a shriveled up piece of fucking cauliflower. Face are giving me looks like you're receiving it in the back end. Motherfucking, your eyebrows are so close together. It could be a fucking battering. And don't get me started on your fucking hair. Looks like you rubbed spit through your hair and called it a shower. Fucking stinky.

I don't know about you, but how could anybody be a fan of this guy? If you had 2 million subs, is this how you would network with people? Yeah, it is actually. I don't see a problem. I think it's a pretty good way of reaching out to people. Yeah, and you got zero fucking collabs on your channel. I wonder why, Screedy. Screedy, I speak for everybody when I say this.

Delete your dumb channel, take a vacation, and never come back. I don't know how to book flights and never been on a plane before. A grown fucking man doesn't know how to book a flight. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy doesn't know how to drive either. I mean, as far as I can see, this guy's probably driving to GameStop and back with the d'oritos and shit. You don't look like you have a very interesting life to go drive around. So, um, if you want to get into a call sometime and help me do that, I would actually do that.

I'm down. No, I'd rather not. I don't want to hear your disgusting, grimy lips and a fucking call talking to me. So, Riff. How do I book a flight? What the fuck is this? But I don't want to delete my channel. I love my channel.

What's wrong, Screedy? You don't want to lose your only 2,000 fans? Oh, wait, you're talking about the 2 million subs you have? The same 2 million people that doesn't care if you're. you die tomorrow you don't want to lose those guys huh that's so adorable audience i introduce you to screey yo that's me that's me guys hey guys i'm screey welcome what's up everybody get off of my screen screedy go back to replaying my video show everybody a video that actually matters most of you guys already know who this is but to give a quick

description he's basically vestremi but take the insults and make him a thousand times worse i mean he's pretty much got it spot on like i feel like i'm a family friendly version of Family friendly. Okay. I cream today, by the way, guys. Yeah, family friendly. This comment, I'm sure you can share to your entire family and not get looked at as a weirdo. Screedy here is the definition of family friendly.

Um, I need to work on that because I have a fear of like getting demonetized, but I don't think that's actually going to happen if I curse. No, Screedy, you in fact will get demonetized for cursing. If you do it like me, you'll probably get age restricted. So from one creator to another, don't swear in your videos. Don't swear like me at least. You don't want YouTube to spank your ass like my channel. Not only that, but he's also the biggest fan girl of my content, and bro cannot take a hint for his life.

I am a pretty big fan of his content. I really do genuinely enjoy watching his videos. They're pretty funny. You cannot be serious. Even after I completely lampooned this man, I put this man's meat in the dirt. He is still slurping me like a GTA. Um, wait, what's collab, man?

Screedy, I don't want to collab with you. What do you not understand? back to your suburbs of Pennsylvania because I'm not helping you out. Stay in your stinky ass room with your stinky clothes and your stinky microphone because I don't want to come near you with a 10-foot pole. There's not really too much to say about this guy's content. I mean, he sounds like a fucking idiot. Bro, sounds like he's choking on food every time he hits the record button.

This man is making me question my life right now. Do I actually sound like I choke on food? Yes. Alongside my meat. Also, for some equally strange reason, keeps his hands crossed like a fucking merchant. In the pasta, in the pizza, and the pizza pasta. Shut up, Schizo. I'm more so going to be talking about why he makes fun of cringe content when he equally himself off camera is just as bad, if not worse.

My content is pretty cringe. I'll give you that. I agree with that. I just like to make the kids laugh, dog. But off camera, I think I'm a pretty normal guy. Like, I like Star Wars. I have a lightsaber. That's really cool.

Whoa, that looks really cool. A normal guy doesn't get shirtless and wears a fin hat when he's making a response video. While also in the same video is still. begging and pleading on his knees for a collab. A normal guy doesn't have a Logitech sticker on his table. A normal guy has a gold plaque and actually has $100,000 in the bank account. Screedy, those YouTube shorts, they don't do that. That looks really cool, but I think I'm a pretty normal guy. How do you not see the issue here? You are holding a toy that a four-year-old probably should have. I don't know, being a grown man and having LED lightsabers, that's a little crazy.

Starting off with this first comment he sent to me around a month ago, asking for a collaboration, but honestly, I don't know why he called me, my lady. I think it's a pretty formal way to ask for a collaboration. Like, imagine a guy comes up to you and he's like, excuse me, my lady, uh, would you like to collab with me? I mean, yeah, sure, somebody could approach me and say that. Screedy, if you come up to me and say that, you will get smacked. Simple.

I mean, that is probably the shittiest networking I've ever seen. And again, why would I want to collab with the absolute dog shit we just looked at earlier? I think a collab between us would be pretty funny. I mean, like, you think I'm a crackhead and everything, and that's understandable by seeing my content. But if we met in person and, like, made videos, I think we'd get a lot of views. I'm just saying, it can be a great business opportunity.

What about us doing a collab is going to be a good business opportunity? Where in our collab is going to be a good ROI for me. Your subscriber base is literally a graveyard. I mean, to be fair, we kind of already collab. Hence your response to me is now your most popular video on your channel. I don't know what else you want. for me dude i saw that he commented on my recent videos saying i cream today what it's so happened that i just cream that day man like what's the problem with that it's 2023 man i can express myself however i want

no you actually can't you're not gonna go in my comment section and tell everybody that you cream today i know that we're in a world where everybody is supposed to express themselves freely not in my comment section keep doing it and i will express my fist to your fucking mouth i'm just saying that for somebody that wants to have a collab on my channel so badly, you're not making a very good first impression whatsoever. I'm sorry that I made you feel uncomfortable, Rith. Let me reintroduce myself. Hello, Rith.

My name is Screedy from the suburbs of Pennsylvania. Would you like to collab with me someday? Yeah, you weren't saying that in my DMs. This guy, Screedy responded to me in my DMs on Instagram after I made my video. And he said, Rith, I'm sorry for not being formal and being weird towards you, man. I hope there isn't any actual beef. I made a video reacting to years. I only talk good about you.

You got any advice to build my brand up? Well, Screedy, all I have to say is that there's no actual beef. Fuck you. And if there's any advice to build your brand up, well, let's see. I got nothing. Delete your channel. No matter what we breathe, we still are made of greed. This is my kingdom come.

This is my... By the way, audience, I just wanted to let you know that this video has 86 million views. If any of you in the audience are wondering, man, how do I get out of the street? How do I get out of the hood? Well, little Timmy, you fucking dumbass. All you have to do is reactive videos with no additional commentary. All you got to do is some mediocre ass facial expressions and you get $2,000 a fucking video. Audience, today we are checking out Dung ABC.

If you're looking for a foreign brain rot content farm, then, motherfucker, I have found the channel for you. Today we're gonna check out some of the most popular videos on this YouTube channel, some of which getting up to 105 million views, in trying to discover how the f- This YouTube channel went from 3 million to 7 million subscribers within a few weeks. Strap in everybody, let's see if we can make it to the end of the video. So yeah, ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, this is some light- Changing content as I sit here with my small channel of four million subscribers

Please subscribe by the way I got my pen and notebook and I'm taking some Friken notes I know what my next YouTube video is gonna be while my stupid ass is sitting here editing my YouTube video of me eating ramen I know when I upload this absolute banger I know that I'm gonna get well over 50 million Ficking views which by the way audience if I put down my acts for just a second this video where he was eating a 25 cent pack of fucking ramen. This video probably made $3,500 a profit in return. So I just want you guys to think about this going forward watching the rest of these videos, that they are quite literally doing basic human functions that you can literally make a video about today. And they're getting around 50 million views in the process. Just keep that in mind throughout the rest of this video. Completely but totally related to the video. Why the f f f*** do Asian people love playing this song?

Like every single sad YouTube short and Instagram reel from India that I see, they're always playing this fucking song. They probably don't even know what the song says. Which by the way, audience, if you want to know what song they're playing, it's Ava Max and Whit Lowry called Into Your Arms. A song that quite literally everybody knows about but never actually listened to. So yeah, for the rest of my audience that can see you. speak fucking English and want to listen to music.

There you go. But aside from that, I don't know what a lost dog relates to the song of a woman taking off her dress and being in a man's arms. That really doesn't make too much sense to me. Yo, I fuck with the off-brand Gucci you're wearing. I can't believe it. Imagine stepping out the crib wearing some muff-fucking goody. If I seen a girl pop out on the first date wearing some fucking goody,

I think I'm going to hop right back in my fucking GR-8-6 and speed off. If you're wearing that for any occasion, you're going out sad. I'm sorry. 7 million subscribers, by the way, and they can't afford Gucci. That's crazy. Oh my God, that's so sad. Really, motherfucker. 82 million views, by the way.

So, if any of y'all are in the market for getting 80 million views on your YouTube video and getting around $3,000, just get your pet dog and just give them a hug. You'll be quite surprised about how much money your dog can make you. After this video, I think I'm gonna go and give my dog a big fat hug. I can finally get a return on the fucking investment for this fat little piece of shit. Copyright of music, uh, yeah, hey, copyright music, bitch, um, I think of my bum, um. Bro, what the fuck am I doing wrong as a YouTuber?

I really want to put this into perspective for you guys. This girl just grabbed the video of a giraffe eating of babies, I don't know what the fuck that is, cheese, and all that she did on her. Her part was give a two thumbs up and pretend to giggle. And that just made her like $4,000. I give up. Honestly, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, fucking give up. There is no fucking way that she just re-uploaded the same video again and got an additional

50 million views. I know for a second audience, you were probably thinking, well, Rith, didn't you literally just play that video? Yeah, I did. All that they did was swap the music. I'll play the rest of the video in like 5x speed. you could see that it is the exact same video, but just like a slight change. So if we're going to get into the nitty-gritty details, ladies and gentlemen,

if we categorize these two videos as basically the same video, they got 139 million views off of the same video. If you audience are not looking at this YouTube channel thinking you could literally do the same thing and retire your family tomorrow, if you're not thinking that, then you're just a fucking idiot and you're destined to be poor for life. Because the evidence for making all the money, the world audience, it's right in front of you.

And if you don't see this as an opportunity to get off your fucking ass, then you're a lost cause. Yep, alright. Right. You see that item she's holding audience, she got that by doing a two thumbs up in the fucking air. God, I sound like such a bitter f*** right now saying this, but that's because I am.

Getting a silver play button because you gave a two thumbs up. I had to work my fucking ass off to get mine. And she comes over here and does a two thumbs up gets one. Get the fuck out of here. Un, copyrighting music, once again, uh, yeah, copyright music, uh, yeah, thing of my bum, uh, yeah, spreading my ass, uh, getting this cash, uh, yeah, I gotta go fast, uh, the YouTube videos, uh, it's giving me a rash, uh, yeah, no, that's just my fucking crabs, uh, yeah, thing on my ass, uh, yeah. That has gotta be the worst selfies for a photo I've ever seen in my life.

How are you a YouTuber and you shown your face your entire career? But yet you still look awkward on camera after your thousandth YouTube video. POV, you found a video that's faker than Topper Guild. Difficulty level below easy. I don't know. What the fuck I'm saying? Damn. Uh, yeah.

Copyright music. Uh, bitch, yeah. Ha ha, yep. You just fucking pranked him real good there. I'm still waiting for the punchline, ladies and gentlemen. Like, why did this video get 300 million views? This is the most popular video on their YouTube channel, so this has got to be like the magnum opus of funny.

I'm just going off the title here. It says funny, so clearly 300 million people thought it was. I'm gonna come in a... I'm not gonna say that. Jolie, good shit! Yeah, that was the dumbest shit I've ever seen. That was not funny. Anyways, audience, if you want to see actually funny content, subscribe to my channel.

Let's get 5 mil. All right, people, what's up? This brain rot spunky content farm has some f***in issues. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Padletoon. Hopefully I pronounced their YouTube name correctly, but honestly, I couldn't give a shit. Anyways, these guys are absolutely obsessed with making the worst brain rot content farm videos. That, you know, is quite literally brainwashing all of Jen Alphabwe. and Gen Beta into well making them retarded.

So before we begin, I just want you to know that the future doctors and lawyers that will take care of us when we're old. This is the content that built them up throughout their childhood. Let's begin. Wow, for the first video we're checking out today, this is most certainly something to talk about. Firstly, I just want to know to everybody that this is going to be a reoccurring theme throughout the rest of this video. you are going to see a lot of obese sprunkies. But I don't know why in this particular one, this sprunkies fucking tittyes just defy gravity.

I mean, look at this fucking thing. It's just flapping everywhere. I don't care how obese you are. You don't defy the laws of Sir Isaac fucking Newton. Why does bro's tities in his belly button look like Rango with Down syndrome? Okay, I need to stop before YouTube takes me down. And lastly, I need to point out why the fuck did this guy come out of nowhere? wanting to kiss bro.

Is there some sprunky lore that I'm just missing out on, ladies and gentlemen? Was there supposed to be chemical romance between these two men? Already teaching four-year-old kids about sexuality, huh? You know, audience, this video never related to me back in school, but it probably relates to everybody now. You guys have chat GPT at your fucking fingertips. How are you getting 85% on your grades? You know this, I know this, even your fucking dad knows this shit,

and he doesn't even know how to write a fucking email. If you guys are still getting 85% on your homework assignments, what the fuck is wrong with you? If you got chat GPT at your fingertips at all times and you're still failing, that is just a primal skill issue, and I'm sorry. I'm so sorry you're just that fucking stupid. Okay, okay, I'm sorry. What the fuck is the beginning of this video?

I get it. It's supposed to be funny brain rot content for all the gen beta babies. But why the fuck are we shuffling shit in the toilet like you shuffle cards? I sincerely hope the little five-year-olds that are watching this video is not going to try and replicate this shit. Imagine walking in on your son and he's just fucking playing him with his little turds in a toilet. I think I would take my five-year-old son to the countryside, let him out of my car and say, go. You're free now. Go live with the fucking wild.

life because that's exactly what you are. Bro, come over here, come over here. Check out my new suit. One, two. Okay, I seriously need to pause right here. I get it, he's swimming down the fucking poo pipes of the toilet. But why are we seeing human skulls in the pipes? Somebody's clearly a serial killer, ladies and gentlemen.

And honestly, I think it's this little fucker right here. Who else has the fucking dignity to go down the fucking toilet poo pipes? Because I don't... Eat this. That is so fire! Well, now we know who the killers are. Of course it was SpongeBob's psycho, weird ass. Okay, but in all seriousness, this channel is completely fucking random.

I think this is also gonna be a very common trend throughout this video. If there's anything that gets Gen Alpha babies laughing their asses off, it's poo and farts and fucking fat people. Ready? Dude, I feel like this is probably the most brain dead video I've checked out so far. You cannot format a YouTube short more stereotypical than this. Oh my gosh, guys, we gotta watch to the end of the video to see who wins the race. How much you want to bet somewhere in this video? It's gonna do some Topper Guild shit and beg you to subscribe and like the video.

Guys, subscribe and like the video if you want this guy to win. Bro, just fuck off. Bro, what the fuck did I tell you guys? When am I ever wrong about these types of videos? Holy shit. Oh, here we fucking. go again. I told you guys there was gonna be a bunch of videos with a bunch of fat ass sprunkies. Now we got this fat motherfucker defying gravity with his titties. I don't see your fat

alas going outside and actually getting your fucking food. Listen audience I'm not shitting on DoorDash or Uber Eats right. I subscribe to the annual Uber One service. So that just tells you I'm a D1 fat ass. But dude, whenever you're like morbidly obese, I'm talking like your first place in a Garrio. Don't you guys think that you can occasionally walk outside dead in your car and drive somewhere? You can at least get the bare minimum exercise before you go to McDonald's and get a fucking McGangbang. I mean, shit, at least the guy's fucking dedicated to getting you your food. And you know what, buddy, you should be looking at your McDonald's like that, you fucking fat ass. This man just risked his life to give you a 3,000 calorie meal that you definitely didn't need.

Personally, audience, if I was the Uber driver and I went to go drop off, this food and this was my client. Yeah, uh, I would do this guy a favor and walk away while I'm eating his food. I don't give a shit if I get fired from Uber Eats. I'm rich as fuck. Wow, guys, that was such a tear jerker. At least this fat ass motherfucker decided to walk four steps and burn three calories, even though he's about to eat a surplus of 3,000 calories for his daily intake. What a shitty ending to this video. Audience, this video does not feel very legal to watch. I'm starting to feel guilty watching this video myself. You know what, ladies and gentlemen, let's just all make our local county sheriffs happy and turn ourselves in. I know, I know,

fuck 12, but they've got to meet their quota too. Yeah, guys, like the video because we just caught a creepo. I really hope the little kids don't get the wrong idea from watching this video and watch their family members shower. Hopefully they got the message correctly. So let me get this You guys spent several hours drawing a pretty good animation. I know I'm supposed to be a roasting YouTuber, but come on now. The art in this video was actually pretty good. This did take a sizable amount of time to animate. I'm not going to lie.

But you did all this to try and animate some bullshit and content farm some likes and subscriptions. Kind of fucking depressing, not going to lie. You can allocate your talent to something way more valuable, bro. Okay, uh, what the f is the life lesson I'm supposed to be learning in this video. And why do we have another fat muf-f-kka in the video? And also, if you give this guy way too many sandwiches, his fat alas is going to fall into the lava. Is this the life lesson here? Sometimes the thing that you think is good for you was not always good for you. Listen, padlatoons, I don't think the little kids are thinking that deep. They just see a fat sprunky

that's 350 pounds and laugh their ass off. These kids are not capable of critical thinking. Yep, yep, it's time for me to get the fuck offline. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two of Sprunky Content Farms. But with that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Giant purple Cheeto. Bro, that looks like the last turd that grimace. That was so fucking funny.

You know, with such amazing content like this right here, surely there's going to be no clone to this guy. Giant green jitos. Bro, that doesn't even look like a green hot chito that looks like the last turn that Hulk took But I know who to roast Riz and look at y'all Damn this guy's handsom as fuck Rith baby I swear that these motherfuckus worship us are some sh-

Oh Rith, oh Vash Remy Guys, shut the fuck up Alright people what's up Vesh Remy and Rith clones we love some of them we hate a lot of them and I hate all of them Today I gathered some of the biggest Ves Remy in Rith clones and we're gonna check out all of their videos Do they actually live up to the hype? Do they actually deserve a million fucking subscribers in two weeks? And then we're going to find that out today,

starting off with the latest and greatest YouTube shorts industry plant, Luca, that guy. I can't swim. What do you mean you can't swim? You're a grown adult. Okay, to actually give this kid some credit, he is actually the youngest Vesh Remy clone out of everybody we're going to be checking out today.

And I would also argue he's probably one of the most successful people right now with this fucking genre. In some cases, this dude is even beating me in views at some point. So from a business standpoint looking at this guy's content, I gotta give him the fucking salute. This 10 year old kid, he's fucking cooking. I'm not gonna lie. And the girl I like invited me to get in the pool. I tried making excuses why I couldn't, but she insisted. Zachary, the game plan is simple. You get yourself afloaty, you get in the pool, and you fucker. Personally, what I like about this guy's content compared to the other people

we're checking out today is that his videos are not nearly as stimulating as all the other reaction short genre we're going to be checking out. Like seriously, some of these, Other motherfuckers we're checking out, they gotta have subway surfers on the left and subway surfers on the right and fucking family guy at the top. At least when I watch his videos, I can know that I'm not going to be getting some crazy ass shit in my face. Is this comedy kind of dry whenever he reacts to videos? Eh, yeah. But trust me, I could take it over some of these other people. So, after giving myself a pep talk in the mirror, slipping on some military-grade floaties?

Those aren't military-grade floaties. Those are literally just some simple orange floaties. You can get those for $10. Wow, really, Einstein? I never would have knew those weren't military. military-grade floaties. This is another issue I have with a lot of the reaction genre in YouTube shorts is that the majority of the time these guys will only state the obvious and that's all that they will ever do. And I mean, granted, sometimes I state out the obvious, but it's not every fucking time. I began embarking into this swimming pool, ready to impress my lady friend. But as I fully submerged myself in this body of water, I realized my legs have become a tail. Wait a minute, Zachary Ryan is a merman? Whoa, holy fucking shit, he's a mermaid!

This is probably one of my favorite parts about my genre is that we can take literally everything overly seriously. And it's obvious, right? We know these videos are fake, just like everybody else that reacts to YouTube shorts on this genre. But I think it's a problem whenever you overreact to the point where it's just like, bro, calm the fuck down. You see what I mean, audience?

There's sometimes a point where it's a little too much. This was actually my first time listening to that YouTube short. Check it out. Yeah, I was a little pissed off. Anyways, Luca, that guy, the recent industry play in this genre, honestly, his content is not that bad. I would just say, you know, find some more original jokes, you know what I mean? Put honestly, bro, whenever you do that, you're gonna be fucking solid. Anyways, next up, ladies and gentlemen is Bartholomew Ski Mask.

Oh, this fucking dude. The day has finally come. Tom, are you finally quitting YouTube? This is the best day ever. That is what this dude looks like. Yeah, dude, please never turn on your face cam ever again. I thought your P&G was bad, but never. mind that shit looks like Picasso now as you guys saw ben Azilar broke my diamond play button

and YouTube said the only way they would give me a new one is if I passed him and subscribed Topper that's not Ben Azlars to be the finalized as girlfriend why the fuck does this dude sound like a squealing pig every time he fucking record oh my god top for guilt I can't believe that shit go fuck yourself in the mouth with an inhaler well I did some crazy things to gain subscribers and finally passed him and that's when this happened YouTube was here to hand deliver my new play button. That's not YouTube. That's no fucking Jake Paul in the orange suit. Hint, you're not Vest Remy. You're just a retarded yeat that fuck Tony Lopez. I finally got it. And I'm not letting anybody touch you. I was so excited. I decided to show my new best friends, Zong and Nick. But then this happened. You idiot, you just said you weren't going to let anybody touch it. You know, in my humble opinion, I think you should hit the fucking delete button on your YouTube channel. You know, audience, whenever Topper Guild and Spice Kings

are no longer a trendy topic to do on YouTube, what the fuck is this guy going to do with his life. This dude's entire personality is Spice King and Topper Guild. And granted, I react to a lot of Topper Guild and Spice King videos. Don't get me wrong. But dude, look at this screenshot. Tell me what video that's not Spice King videos. Wait a minute. Oh, for fuck's sake. He watched the video that Spicey made on me. I have to see the shit now. Time for Bochicken Wing. My mouth is open for you, bitch. Your videos are so fucking ad. Anyways, long story short, ladies and gentlemen, Fuck this guy his content's ass Next up is Screedy one of my personal favorites

I can't believe he just said that Let me explain Oh no, I wonder what he said Topper I hope he told you to jump off a bridge Holy shit Screedy tell me how you really feel I remember when this guy Screedy was fucking slurping my meat in the DMs and in my comment section around seven months ago But since I absolutely lampooned this guy in two of my videos this guy's content is actually changed and honestly I fuck with it My favorite Pokemon is Pikachu

because he is so cool. Okay, what does that have to do with anything, Topper? Why do I care? Okay, the only thing I have about Screedy is that he sounds like a fucking spitting camel every time he hits the record button. Once this guy figures out his speech impediment and actually speaks proper English, I'll probably like this guy's content way more. But, uh, it's much better than this dog shit right here.

Oh my God, I can't wait to see what you got away with, Topper. It's probably stupid. Oh my God, Topper Gill, what the fuck? Yeah, Screedy. I'm glad you fucking changed from this dog shit. Thank you. But my best friend Shudders. Thanks.

Squirtle's way cooler. Well, Shutter also looks like he eats too much food, so his opinion doesn't matter. Of course, Shudders would like Squirtle. This motherfucker looks like Blastoy's. Would this motherfucker even fit in a Pokeyball? So today, we're gonna find out who is cooler. Level one, who gets for a girl? You know, this might be one of the dumbest videos I've ever watched in my life.

Like, this is getting bad. Yeah, Screedy, I would have to agree. Your video is getting pretty fucking boring. Screedy, you may have used to slurt my meat 24-7, and you may sound like a camel when you talk, but at least your content is Okay next up is zero needs coffee. Who the fuck is this? Wait, how's he still sleeping? Dude, these videos are so bad. They're starting to become self-aware of how stupid they are. They're like trying to roast themselves first before I can get to them. Why does this guy sound like a fucking Burger King drive-thru? Hi, my name is Zero and I fucking hate Zong. How may I take your order today?

Who the fucking YouTube headquarters decided to give this guy a million subs? My fuck up, this shit is making me fall asleep. Hey man, are you ready to wake him up? Yo! How's he still asleep? Because he's not sleeping. I can just, I can see his mouth moving when you pour the water on it. I am convinced this guy is actually emo. I can tell that this guy has zero fucking passion about anything he does on YouTube.

I swear, this guy's videos make me want to crawl in my bed and listen to Marvin's room 10 hour version. Bro, who the fuck broke your heart? Anyways, next up is Pop-Tart boy man. What a stupid fucking name. Holy shit. I can't believe my girlfriend just did this. Bro, fucking tennis racket isn't going to break the PS5 anyway. Hey, motherfucker, how close to the microphone do you have to be?

Pro sounds like he's whispering so that his parents don't hear him swearing on a microphone. He's my boyfriend's zong, and he loves to play video game. You start all of your shitty videos with that same intro every time. Switch it up a little bit. Dude, I think you're the last guy to be talking about switching up anything. Look at this guy's profile picture, and look at your profile picture. Do I really need to say more? Yeah, your channel's fucking dog shit.

Last but not least on the list is quackery. Ignore his sister, what the fuck is that? Looks like a shit with a stick in it with another small shit on top. Do I really need to say anything? He literally copied my animation bar for bar and he literally worships me in his background. Everybody subscribe to Vesh Remy and Rith or Better.