Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 8

Episode Date: October 4, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 8

Audience, I have checked out so much AI-generated dog sh** in my day, and none of it comes even close to this. Is this really the quality threshold that AI has to reach for little kids to enjoy it? This channel is getting 600,000 views. Are you guys serious? Okay, maybe I'm just hating. Maybe this YouTube channel is absolute peace. All right, people, what's up?

Today I discovered the greatest AI YouTube channel of all time, allegedly. Now, audience, the subject of today's video, is this little critter named Bimo. I was recently enlightened about this YouTube channel from Glider Guy and Inguine's video where essentially children's TV animation shows are now coming to YouTube. But I would argue that the shit

that's coming over to YouTube is not very good quality. And I think that Bimo is going to most definitely reflect that. Because, you know, AI generated dog shit has never really done that well on YouTube.com. Even though I say that in this YouTube channel, is getting 600,000 motherfuckin' views. I am more so referring to the people that are actually capable of commenting on a YouTube video because they don't seem to like it very much either.

But maybe the haters are wrong. Maybe AI generated dog shit isn't so dog shit after all. Bimo and the mystery under the rug, episode 10. That's right, fellas. I'm choosing their latest and greatest banger on episode 10. Not that it would matter, of course, because whether it's episode 1 or episode 10, I think it's gonna be pretty fucking difficult to follow along in AI generated dog shit. Let's begin.

Hi. Hi. What the fuck? Okay, I take back absolutely everything I said. This channel is absolutely fucking horrid. Hello, I'm Bimo. This mufucka sounds like Gordon Ramsey squeezed his testicles until they burst. Why does Bimo when he blinks look like those girls that are like, yes, bitch?

Does Bimo normally like to spin the bottle on its gender every fucking episode? I feel it's something magical. Excuse me, what the fuck are you even saying? Hello, I'm Bamo. I feel it's something magical. Like, what the f f*** does that even mean? Bro, there is nothing magical. There's no fucking pixie dust about this YouTube channel. You are probably just a fat motherfucker in his mom's basement with ChachyPT Premium.

You are not special, you fucking League of Legends geek. Find it together. Starry the tunnel is home today and not going. That's friend. I wonder what my friends will say when I tell them at preschool. You hear that fellas, I can't wait to tell my friends at fucking preschool. I think that Bimo knows his age demographic really well. Because there's no problem having incomplete sentences throughout your video

if the viewers that are watching can't even form a fucking sentence. Bimo's fan base, if you can even say that he has one, his fans, quote unquote, can't even tie their shoelaces yet. His fan base doesn't even know how to say mom or dad yet. So yeah, he's making AI generated dog shit and the characters barely know how to form a cohesive sentence. But audience, to the untrained eye, and by that I mean fetuses that still have the umbilical cord attached to their mother,

they probably can't even tell the difference. They probably think that Bima was one articulate young man. Today I have a special mission with my friends. That's great having shared in and fun games together. Holy shit, dude. If this video is not screaming AI generated dog shit, it has to be right here. Guys, I have a very fun mission with my friends today.

Wow, Bimo, good to have interest and fun games together. Bro, like, shut the fuck up. What a sunny day today! Looks like our little detective is on a mission again. Yep, I'm sure how fine something cool. I'm sorry, I know we've been talking about the dialogue throughout the this video so far, but what the fuck is this animation? Actually, no

scratch that. It is not actually an animation. I think I would be completely offending my artist if I were to say this is a real animation. I don't think my artist Numa wants to be categorized in this dog shit. If I seen people walking down the street in a park and they're

walking like that with a child, I think I would have to call the police because two drunk people got a hold of a kid. That is precisely how this video is being animated right now. Like, bro, what the f f f-walks like that? Unless you completely lost the circulation in your legs and you have missing pettillas, why the fuck would you be walking like that? This is so poorly animated. It is actually hurting my eyes.

Hey, my friends. I'm so happy to see you. Oh my god. What the fuck even happened to the blue guy in the video? I love how all the friends were jumping around having a good time in the blue character just completely fucking disused. How do even the preschoolers not pick up on this kind of shit? All the preschoolers want in need is to see bright-ass colors and that is the only thing they'll give a shit about If you show them the rainbow, they're gonna be the happiest motherfucker on planet Earth And that is almost exactly what this AI generated dog shit is like Bro my brain is hurting so much it feels like my PC exporting a video in 4k resolution To anybody out there that has a really dog shit computer that

that struggles to open up Google Chrome, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Seeing this completely jumbled up animation just makes my head hurt. It's like you can see the video trying to transition into the next part of the video. But for some reason, this blue motherfucker just keeps disappearing and reappearing and making shit repeat itself. People say that AI generated dog shit is the future and that it's supposed to be taking over the world. But then I see shit like this and I have a. complete sigh of relief. Today the tunnel wasn't going to you. Remember how it'd go yesterday?

Whoa, whoa, hold on a fucking minute, Shakespeare. Let me break down what the fuck you just said. Today the tunnel wasn't going to you. Remember how it go. Bro, this AI generated dialogue is worse than fucking quebel cop videos. Wow! That steak is flaming. Oh my god. I can't believe that ketchup rocket blast looks crazy. Holy smoke's so hot. I'm speechless. No, no, no way guys. Seriously, why the fuck are we talking about AI-generated dog shit taking over the world? Whenever it could barely produce a sentence. I don't know about you guys, but I have absolutely no worries about my job being taken away from me.

We are safe, ladies and gentlemen, for now. Under the rug, maybe we have a tunnel here too. Ah, sorry, kiddo, but if you have a fucking tunnel under your classroom rug, I don't exactly think you're at preschool. If anything, motherfucker, I think you're at EDP's dungeon. There should be no tunnels in your preschool, bro. That's a great idea. There's nothing under this rug.

Yeah, I don't see any. We need to split up and search different corners. Yeah, you're right, the mission has started. Bro, this is fucking hilarious. Guys, we need to search in different corners. Yes, you're right, the mission has started. Can some people think this is the dog shit to take over my job? Yeah, uh, whoever said that you can f*** right off.

Oh, what the fuck? Not only is this a dog shit kid's animation channel on YouTube, ladies and gentlemen. But apparently they're also trying to take a page out of Disney's book as well. And now they're also trying to make music in their episodes as well. Do me a favor, owner of the BMO YouTube channel, fire everybody that is involved with this dog shit. Then again, if I'm going to be completely honest, you're probably a one-man army when it comes to managing this YouTube channel. So with that being said, please, retire, go to McDonald's, never upload to YouTube ever again. Because if you make any more BMO music, I think that Mr. Beast is going to have to make a new video, helping a thousand subscribers of his go deaf.

Because nobody's trying to hear that dog shit ever again. Well, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of fucking Bimo. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. They don't call me Jumbo Spice for no reason. I am the Spice God. All right, people, what's up? Today we're revisiting the spiciest TikTok trend I've ever seen.

You see what I did there? Apparently Jumbo Spice is supposed to be a spice god of fucking spice. Spartan, but I'm not entirely sure how true that statement really is. And before I talk a bunch of shit about another spice god as sp-fucking spice Jesus, I may as well take a little shot of ghost pepper and some Pringles. I mean, that's the spiciest shit I have in my house. All right, ghost pepper sauce, baby, let's put that shit on there. All right, there we go.

Oh shit! Ah! Fuck! I don't want to get the shit everywhere. It's spicy nonetheless, right? I love spicy stuff, but it's not gonna bother me. Well, there you go. I just took the chip.

I just got shit all over the place, so I'm gonna have to clean it up after. But yeah, now that I'm qualified, I can now talk shit. Yo, so I found the world hardest popcorn. It literally says it is 10 times harder than a spicy, flamed jalapeno. Oh my god. So I took a handful and I'll try to fit this all in my mouth. Oh, fuck did I just eat, br? You buy a sclabi.

Ha! So you guys are telling me that this is supposed to be. be the spice god. The same motherfucker that can't eat spicy popcorn. This is supposed to be the spicy Jesus. I don't know, audience, this is a pretty bad first impression. Lemon. Lemon tachies. Lemon tachis. Lemontakee saracha tachim. Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby. I've never seen a man more geeked over spicy and sour food in my life. Now, I'm a guy that really, really, you know, loves his spicy food on wings and stuff like that. But never am I going to talk about spicy food like I have a full-fledged fucking chode?

I mean, if you love to shit yourself that bad on the toilet, then hats off to you. Personally, I'd rather not shit my brains out and have my asshole look like a fucking onion ring. I like my spicy food with moderation. You can call this shit the puckered ass theory. Lemon takis sarahed tahim wasabi. Let's go, baby. Yes, sir. Am I being raised no coward?

Carolina Reaper. No reaction. I love how there's magically no reaction after he just cut from the previous food he just ate. Last I remember, pal, you had a shit ton of snot on your nose a second ago. So you're going to tell me that you go from a runny nose and watery eyes to magically... All that's fucking gone. And then there's magically no reaction. A little suspicious, Jombo, I'm not going to lie.

Yellow pinio. Yellow pinio tecis. Okay. issue I have with spice kings is the whole idea of talkies. I think that this is a pretty nationally accepted opinion that talkies are simply not spicy. I think when you have a bunch of blonde sophomore girls in high school watching true crime eating a bunch of talkies, I think we know it's not spicy. So I don't know how exactly this is testing anybody's spice limit the second that talkies are introduced. It just kind of makes the whole video a lot more underwhelming. Yellow pinio, tecis, syreche, yellow, Yeah, lepino tecice, sireche, t'em.

Let's go, baby. Yellow pinia, tecice, sireche, ta him. What's up, babe? Ooh. More wasab, babe. Ooh. Yes, baby. At this point, I'm starting to question if this is even a spice video anymore.

If there's one thing I've learned about Jombo spice over the months and months of looking at his content on TikTok, is that he talks very seductively to the audience in the food he's about to eat. You know, eating spicy food on TikTok, that's way too boring. But if we make a spice video sexually confusing, oh yeah, that's a fucking banger. There's no fucking way. He can say no reaction after this. If you look at his eyes, they are literally glistening. And I know the jombo supporters are going to say, well, actually, Rith, it's actually the ring light. Go fuck yourself. I'm sorry, but last time I looked at a lake, it would typically reflect the sky. So if we apply this logic to his eyeballs, then tell me why the fuck there's two circles in his eyeball. You guys are probably coping right now. I know your fucking daddy's crying. He's a shot. Ghost purple.

At this point, there's no debate. This dude is fucking fried. Whenever things get so spicy, you can't even say the words ghost pepper anymore. You're talking like your lips are fucking glued together. Ghost pupper. Holy shit, I think we're seeing some fraud behavior. No reaction. Go fuck yourself.

Four hiberneros. Blue tachis. Wow, Jombo, I'm so fucking impressed. I mean, the four habaneros, that was pretty impressive, I guess. But then again, you cut the videos. Who knows what happened off camera? But really do with the fucking talkies again? There's absolutely nobody in the crowd applauding you for eating fucking talkies.

Wasabi. Ginger shot. Ghost pepper. Red talkies. The second that I feel like he's actually impressing me with this spiked. limits he whips out the fucking talkies again listen jombo spice if you're watching this video I personally request for you to do 10 wasabi and 10 lime don't cut the footage I don't want to see any of that cut footage bullshit you either fast

forward the footage or you do this shit wrong you're not going to escape me making a fake video not on my watch strawberry straws my god look at that you slim how long and lengthy it is why the fuck do you describe shit like I mean, I know all the little kids are giggling on their iPads thinking, he-he-he's talking about a penis. But has anybody ever told you, Jombo, that you're maybe not funny? I don't know, maybe it's just me. Maybe it's because I'm no longer a fucking freshman in high school. You know, private part in toilet humor simply is not funny. But honestly, let's keep it real for a second.

Is there really anything on TikTok that's actually funny? I didn't think so. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my God. I give this a 10 out of 10. It is that good. Honestly, if it's really that good as how you're describing it,

I kind of want to try it myself. I guess I'll just have to look past the fact that it kind of looks like the intestines of a Jeffrey Dahmer victim. But I'm sure I can look at it for the real glory that it actually is. I love strawberries, and if it tastes anything remotely similar to a strawberry, I will probably like it. But you saying that it was long and juicy. That's fucking wild, bro. and the boss spicy tiny tacos and in this video we'll be seeing how many I could eat.

Yeah, so basically, I don't need a scientist to tell me that this video was bullshit. Basically, all that Jumbo did was eat a taco, spit it out, eat the next one, and cut the footage. And then he did this over and over and over again. Trust me, if you have the mindset of Jombo's spice trying to maintain a good physique, there's no fucking way he'd actually sit down and eat 80 tacos in one sitting. Either way, it makes good footage on TikTok, but boy, is this video some fake bullshit? Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it.

But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out more terrible Roblox TikToks. Incestuous relationships inside of Roblox. What if a number? nominal start. I would congratulate this person saying that yes, you're finally dating somebody in real life. However, all of that went right down the shitter when I realized that you were dating your cousin. You know what they say, audience, family is the tightest bond. However, I have to say, I think this person took tight and family to a new level.

Well, this is a very depressing TikTok. I'm afraid nobody wants to admit that they have the tuna tunnels. However, since your boyfriend does enjoy seafood, I guess you just gotta have to give him the aquatic clams that you've been talking about. Reminder that I will manipulate you and get what I want, then drop you. Listen, girl, you're probably 10 years old. There is absolutely no reason to have a serious case of wet pussy. There's nobody you're manipulating, and if you are, I hope to God it's old men from across the country. But aside from that, you're not manipulating anybody. You're nothing more than a sick bastard.

Hey, yo, look who fell asleep first. Prank him, John. Ha ha ha, you already know. What in God's name am I possibly looking at? I never thought in my YouTube career that I would be looking at Roblox anal sex today. However, I am open to this experience. And by open, I mean reacting to more Roblox TikToks, not my asshole to anal sex. I just needed to clarify that.

This has gotta be one of the most relatable TikToks I've ever seen. If I were in f-fking 8th grade, The reason little man why all girls are the same is because none of them want you. I mean, for starters, I would figure out what's wrong with your hand. It looks like a fucking bird's point. And also having a TikTok username of Jay doesn't give a f-you must give a fuck if your Roblox girlfriend left you and having this reaction. My advice is to get off this soy boy shit and actually talk to real women. You broke all with my daughter?

Yeah, I'm sorry Mr. Davidson. She cheated. I had to. Newsflash, young man, this is actually a blessing in disguise. You can finally walk to Hooters and pull some Italian stallion if you want to, or continue being a loser on Roblox, your choice. I loved you like a son. Yeah, I know.

Kind of like a boyfriend, too. What? Huh? I know she messed up, but I did it. What? Okay, so it appears that this TikTok is completely taking a twist for the worst. I'm not quite sure how I feel about the dad going down on somebody that his daughter also went down on. I feel like somebody's about to catch crabs.

I can only imagine if I'm not. were the father in this situation. If you guys observed the terrain in this video, it appears that the father is kind of wearing pajamas. Long story short, if I woke up in the middle of the night to my son hitting the bussy bus, I think I'm gonna have to kick his busy bus ass. I'm a few baddies up under my belt.

Oh, bitch, I'm a big gangster. I turn around with his foreign love. Coke, I ain't a sling. All right, kid. Let me school you really quickly. Spending daddy's money on fucking Roblox is not an achievement. And the reason why most of us do not buy things inside of Roblox is because we actually save our money and we have a sense of frugality.

That's also because I don't have a mental disability called impulse to spend $10,000 on a video game. Now that would just be a waste of money. What the hell did I just watch? It just happens so fast. So let me get this straight. If I talk about Jakey Poo or as little as look in their direction or fucking assqueef in front of their face, I'm going to get shot on the spot. I mean, I got to respect it.

It's commitment. Okay. is you're in her what? Like, what are we talking about here? Because I already know Coochies off the menu because you live in a trailer park 5,000 miles away. You must be in her multiplayer lobby, you lonely sack of shit. Well, that's the biggest lie I've ever been told. You say that you'll do anything for your boyfriend, but the second then he says, log off and delete your Roblox account, you're like, uh, baby G, I can't do it. I guess that's your loss, you fat liar. I want all of you to look at this video and recognize how many dudes are actually in this TikTok.

Each person you see on screen is an actual human being that participated in this video. This just signifies within itself that you should not be dating on Roblox. The amount of thirsty simps on this video game is actually astonishing. Looks like so high about it, bitch. This has gotta be the most insecure shit I've ever seen. Imagine becoming so hurt because somebody called you an e-dater. You date through a fucking Wi-Fi connection. What are we supposed to call you?

Uh, baby girl, it's long distance. Yeah, no, it isn't. It's e-dating. Knowing these Robloxians are most likely e-dating, the caption is confusing me. I don't think your man is touching you anywhere except the Discord webcam. And even that, your man still doesn't have the luxury of getting to touch you. And second off, how would you know your man is texting other hoes? It's not like you can check his phone, can you? Exhibit A of wasted talent.

Exhibit B of wasted talent. And holy shit, you've got to be a loser to have an absolute. like this. I still cannot believe that people would spend actual hours editing a Roblox video like this. There's so many better things you can do with editing skill instead of becoming a degenerate. I have to admit everybody, their avatars are kind of cool. But in the midst of admiring Roblox characters and how cool they look, I guarantee you they spend a shit ton of money and it's not going to be attractive anymore. My avatar, on the other hand, is completely free and sexy as fuck. Oh my God, you're such a cute little Barbie.

Babagull, let's go to the park. They go to the park. Babba gal. He starts to sing her. She's a runner, she's a track star. She'll run... Boba God, I'm sorry. Wanna do the dirty?

They do the dirty. Okay, I've had enough of this shit. But anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. What the f f f-did I just eat, bro? E, br. Bala sclambri!

Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the quen-un-unquote spice god, Jombo spice. In this video, I will be stone-faced. Motherfucker, you can call me a tiki, because there's no reaction. Peckle. Peckle tekees. Peckle-Tegis Sereche.

Ooh. Oh my god. Peckles teckis, serreche, Sireche da him. Oh, yes, baby. Why do you have to talk to the food like that? All this dude is doing is spicing up a pickle. Motha-y-y-y-y-y-y-lubing up your butthole.

Oh, yes, baby. Just do your job and stop getting rock-hard over talkies. Come, let's go, baby. Peckles, tequess, sireche, thaym, what's up, babe? Holy shit, he didn't say no reaction. When I watched these videos, when I hear no reaction, it just makes my day. Because he didn't say no reaction, I feel like a little kid that didn't get a fucking Christmas present. Now I'm fucking depressed. Hopefully this next video will make me feel

better. Orlando Reaper, no reaction. Don't you fucking bluff me. Your body is not lying to me. I can see in your eyes that you're about to fucking cry. The only way you're not going to cry is if Moses parts your fucking sees, bro. You gotta be crying like a bitch. I dare you to make a spice Challenge video. Audience, what the fuck? Am I looking at King Neptune? What the fuck is this? Motherfuckers call him the spice god. He's the lice god. Holy shit. Let's go! I can't forget my spicy drink to wash it down. These are the chili peppers. Why is this guy sweating in every single video? I have a feeling over all the spicy food he eats. He's just in a phase of post-menopause. I didn't know that was possible, but holy shit, Jombo's spices.

is the real pioneer. Spicy cayenne pepper. Guys, can someone confirm to me if that's actually the design of the t-shirt or he's sweating through his fucking shirt? I don't know about you, but I highly believe that is not the t-shirt design. All I'm saying is that if I were inside of a hot-ass car eating hot-ass peppers, I would feel like shit too. Yeah, after that exhale sounded like he was in post-nut euphoria.

I highly believe he's not as spice god as he believes himself to be. If you want to look like an absolute badass on TikTok, then by all means, go ahead. But at some point, my guy, you gotta keep your health in check. So, I found the world hardest popcorn. It literally says it is 10 times harder than a spicy, flamed jalapeno. I have no idea what that means, but I'm assuming that would take my ass to the toilet. And also, why would anybody want to eat hot popcorn while they're watching a movie? You can't even pay attention to the plot.

Your mouth is on fucking fire. My God. So I took a handful and I'll try to fit this all in my mouth. Okay, dude, dude, you get it. You're the spice king. No need to down Satan's semen so you can say, no reaction. In my opinion, this guy fakes all of his spice videos or he eats this shit and then he waits for himself to calm down hours later. Just to finish up the other half of the video because he's fucking fuming and sweat. Hey man, karma's gonna catch you and you're gonna shit a whole fucking brick on the toilet. Fuck did I just eat, bro! Fuck you bottle of sclop!

Oh my god, I'm gonna pass out. Oh my god, I'm gonna pass out. Oh my god, I'm gonna pass out right now Oh no, I'm not gonna pass out Oh, what you look at that? Karma's a bitch, isn't it? What can I say audience? I'm always right. I told you he's gonna shit a brick eventually He's running to the restroom like his hair line ran from his fucking head. Boy, does it feel good to be right I mean ha Cito alote a ASMR time. Okay, what the fuck? I know I'm gonna get some comments being like, Rith, are you homophobic? You know what the fuck he's doing. There isn't another man on this planet that eats corn on the cob like this. I mean, if any ladies eat their corn on the cob like this, hit me up, I'll bring you to my barbecue.

But yeah, what the fuck is this? Relax, baby, yo. Spice God is here. Why are you giving me those seductive eyes? Jombo, I am recording a YouTube video right now. This is not the time for me to be horning. I will be your fucking cob later. Just let me record. No, that's too fucking far.

Why the fuck you putting on gloves? I think this man wants to give me a colonoscopy. Motherfucker, I'm not going to be your pinky ring from the dollar store, all right? I got videos to do. I wish I was a miner so I can call for my mommy. You're scaring the fuck out of me. Ooh, let's go, baby. No reaction.

Spice King. I'm coming for you. Holy shit. I feel so threatened. What? What are we going to do guys? We're not gonna put our lives on the line by eating ghost peppers for fucking Jombo Spice on TikTok. What am I gonna do?

I can't beat Jombo Spice. I guess I'm just gonna have to end my life here. Fuck my channel and fuck my ass. Jombos Spice gets all the bitches and cash. Spice Kingdom, no matter how what I love nuts, I am still scared of them because we're not. You can either make life or you can take your life with a good nut. I have no idea what this guy is talking about. But I think like the rest of us, we have a mental image in our minds.

As we've already seen previously, he's done a lot of very questionable things with food. So I can only wonder what this next sentence entails. Today, ladies and gentlemen, we will be diving into the shackles of the death knot. Apparently, this knot has two-time Carolina Reaper, Marunga Scorpion, 13 million school view, Capsaeus and Christos. Final level, ladies and gentlemen, level five, no reaction. I just have a watery eye, that's it, and I broke my nose. There's no reaction.

You are full of shit. I really wish when Jombo Spice does a TikTok video that he doesn't actually cut the video in a bunch of pieces. Because don't you find it ever so convenient that he cuts the video right after he takes the food in? Like if you left in the par just for a few seconds to really let the spicy food settle in, I guarantee you we'd see this motherfucker cry on camera so much more. I don't know, all I'm saying is that from this guy, I'm getting mad, fake vibes. Stop the cap. Shut the fuck up.

Go take a shit. Anyways, audience, I have seen enough of this content today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. You already know what we're doing.

We're checking out some more TikTok Roblox cringe. I decided to stop looking at compilation pages of these takes. talks and I decided to go out and find them myself. And to say the least, ladies and gentlemen, I did a great job. I got to tell you, I got to get myself props. I found some disgusting stuff. But don't you worry, audience, today we're going to be checking out all that cringe here today. So if you end up enjoying this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. It's free and you can always unsubscribe later. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at some Roblox cringe.

Oh, okay, this Roblox character must think they're like there's some hot. There's some hot stuff. Yeah, bro, I did not whip out my meat. I did not whip out my member. I did not whip out my Slimy Jimmy, okay? You're not going to be seeing any of that. I'm not going to get excited over a Roblox character. I think I've made that point time and time again. And also, off my own judgment of my audience, right? Because I know you guys, would not look at this video and whip out your meat. I know you guys would not whip out your members to this Roblox video. At least, uh, at least I would hope so. Please unsubscribe if you whipped out your meat, okay? We ain't having this attitude here. Hey baby girl, you're looking really sexy

Oh, oh, oh, you guys expected this to be the other person's voice I'm sorry, no, a handsome man like me actually has a deep voice I'm sorry for interrupting, let's go ahead and check out this young buck 10 year old's deep voice Hey baby girl Dude, this man really hopped on the microphone and said hey baby girl I don't understand man why are you trying to force a deep voice on yourself right? You know you're gonna develop an Adams apple in your male esophagus when you're like in a 11th grade, 12th grade, somewhere in between those years. You do not have to try to force a deep voice on yourself, right?

It's going to come naturally, okay? It's only going to show how insecure you are of your voice if you're trying to force it out. Just be like me, ladies and gentlemen. Just wait until you're in your junior year or senior year of high school. And then you're going to get the sexiest voice, much like myself. And pretty much since then, dude, ever since you develop your sexy and deep voice, everything, and I mean absolutely everything, is just going to magically start working in your favor. Like, for example, you know, people are going to take you more seriously.

You know, you're not going to sound like a squeaker anymore. Uh, uh, women are just going to want to be around you for some reason. Audience, I got to tell you, when you actually develop a deep voice, it's, uh, it's pretty cool. The audience, for this very unfortunate gentleman, okay, we can only wish him the best because this guy seems to be a very late bloomer. So, uh, let's go ahead and give him a moment of silence. Oh no, buddy. Oh my goodness. What is that avatar? Man, this Roblox character, He was looking, he was looking mighty fine, okay? He had the thick cheeks.

He had the massive pecks. He had everything. With the face, man. You just ruined it all with the face. Oh, yeah, BB. Yeah, that's right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Oh. Audience, let me go ahead and ask you guys a question, right? Who actually looked at these videos and takes these things seriously? You know, I'm here to entertain you guys. I'm here to watch these videos. So, of course, I'm going to watch these videos and be like, oh, wow. Woo-hoo! That's hot.

But look, audience, right? in the grand scheme of things, right? I'm not looking at this and thinking, wow, I'm going to save this mental picture for later. I'm going to go ahead and save this in my camera roll. I can go ahead and windmill my seven inch or pincher in the mirror whenever I get done watching this video. I'm sorry, audience, but I'm looking at this video,

and I'm sorry, but I'm just not that guy. You know, I'm like 100% sure that somebody out of the audience has probably got like a mega stiffy from watching this video right now, but dude, don't you feel like a little bad for yourself? Like, it's not that hard, It's not that difficult to go walk outside your front door, go to the next door neighbor, and just say, you know, your daughter, let me take her out for dinner. There's going to be absolutely no complications, okay?

There's no roadblocks that's going to be getting in between you guys. You guys aren't dependent on the Wi-Fi that's good to talk to each other. It's just you and the woman hanging out. But watching these videos, man, okay, you know, call me old-fashioned, right? But, you know, you actually got to talk to a real female in the real world. Trust me, it's a lifesaver. Repeat after me. Fight me.

I would put that's animal abuse. Ha ha ha ha. Dang, bro. I'm dying laughing right now. I have an entire six-pack because I'm laughing so hard. I have seen so many countless TikToks talking about this particular trend in specific. That, bro, I'm actually hearing the same jokes over and over again. And bro, it's getting so unfunny.

I'm not going to fight you because that's animal abuse. Like, please let these kids actually get a real. sense of humor like me. And riddle me this. Try to find one person in your life that is born after like 2012. That's actually funny. Nobody. Nobody exists like that. Repeat after me. I sound so nice. I sound so nice. Yeah, when you're muted. See after me. No. Just do it. It's for my channel. No, it's not funny. Yeah, it is. I make all my friends laugh. What friends? I will cancel you.

Lull. Oh no, audience, we don't want to get canceled on the YouTube channel now, do we? I swear, dude, this is like what every single kid is going to resort to whenever they have like some sort of controversy and they're just like, oh, I'm going to cancel you, ratio, ratio. Like, you guys are just not funny. You guys are never going to be funny in the slightest. And before you know, a cancel culture is just going to be watered down to basically nothing. If anything, you're just giving the person more publicity to get more followers.

I can tell you right now, audience. It's that I'm gonna get canceled at some point in the YouTube channel. It's gonna happen. But guess what? At the end of the day, you can't cancel anybody who doesn't care. And to go ahead and answer the wild question, uh, do I actually care? Uh, what do you think? No, I don't like you.

I just thought you were cool enough to kick it gotta be. Oh, man, it's a Travis Scott meme. Me trying to explain to my mom why Roblox was on her YouTube search history when I was 10. You know, audience, I'm gonna be honest. All right, whenever I was 10 years old, I think I was more on the Minecraft side than the Roblox side. You know, I was on the right side of history. There was two people in this world.

People that looked at Roblox, you know what. In Minecraft, you know what. And then there's liars, okay? If everyone has done it, everyone in the audience has definitely looked this stuff up when they were 10. Do not try to lie to me. You're not going to BS me, all right? You know, I'm the Rith YouTube channel. You ain't going to be fooling me.

Everyone looked this type of stuff up when they were 10 years old. You can't deny that. You know, if you don't want to admit to it right now, you know, that's okay. you know, you can come to your senses later, come back to this YouTube video, and you can confess your sins. But, you know, until then, man, you're just going to have to live with that shame, that guilt of not admitting it in my comment section. So eventually, you're going to have to come back to this video. So, I mean, just go ahead and do it now. Save yourself some time, audience, okay?

There's no judgment here. Bro, did you just read the caption? Do you just read what this guy just said? Yo, I just had Cloitus with my girl. Good for you, buddy. Did she enjoy it? No, not really, but I forced her into it. But she was moaning though, so I guess she must have enjoyed it.

We got a confirmed Roblox didler on our hands, a forceful diddler on our hands, all right? Red alert, everybody, go ahead and hide your kids, hide your wife, because this man's going to pull up to your house with a Glock and start buggering your daughter. You know, this video is already bad within itself, right? But just the ending video right here. Stop, that's a child. The Roblox community, ladies and gentlemen, I love it and I hate it at the same time, but I more likely love it because it gives me fat.

But yeah, audience, speaking of views, I'm gonna get to editing this video now. Hope you guys enjoyed and, uh, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came, later. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the angriest teachers on TikTok. You can not come up to me, Dr. Shu, get my goddamn face. I really want to know the context of this video, because as far as I know, this kid is just bullying a poor Chinese man. Bro, like, seriously, give him some slack. He probably works a minimum wage job anyways.

You don't need to make his life even more shit than it already is. Maybe if you turned in your fucking homework on time, this issue probably wouldn't have happened. All right! You go sit down! You go sit down, all right? Yeah, twitching the fucking face. Turn around and raise your fist like that, Dr. Shu.

Do it again! I love how he continues to somehow have some sort of respect for the poor Chinese man. What was his name again, Dr. fucking Shu? If I were this pissed at my teacher, I would come. call him fucking wang or some shit. Fuck you, Doctor shit, don't you get him on fucking face? You onto beta mail shit, dog. I'm not fucking playing, alright.

I did not edit that piano music in this video. But whoever made this TikTok, I deeply appreciate it. It really adds a nice feeling in my ass. Holy mother of hall monitor. I have never seen a teacher that treats fucking high schoolers like four-year-olds. Let's go people, get your fucking work done. That's a whistle, by the way. I've had a few teachers that were like this in my school.

And holy shit, how they didn't get their ass beat is beyond me. No fucking way. I made a joke earlier that she has a whistle. She's got a fucking whistle. Haders will say I skipped ahead of the video, but no, I'm just that good. I prophesied this shit like the Bible. How unself-aware can you possibly be? When you walk around and blow a fucking whistle like a little league soccer coach,

you don't expect your high school class to laugh and make fun of you. I feel like this lady just got a high school job right after being fired from being an elementary school teacher I mean why wouldn't somebody fire her she's being a piece of shit at this point I really am praying to God that this girl is satire I know that extremely unself-aware teachers exist trust me I had them but I'm praying to God that this snooty motherfucker is just being satire if this person is not being satire then holy shit somebody's gonna have a very rough teaching career

I mean, I'm not going to pick a side. I'm saying, oh, my gosh, this teacher called him. She should have called him Joe. She called him Joseph. I mean, to be honest, I'm not going to pick a side here. If you're whining and complaining over a teacher calling you the wrong variation of your name, at this point, you're just a whiny piece of shit. Go the fuck outside.

But if you're going to be like this old-ass woman and make a scene about it, she either A needs to get fucked by her husband or go play some bingo. Teaching is clearly not your occupation anymore. Now, normally, I would say that this guy is a king, a fucking giga-chat. I can't get over the fact that you actually complained because she didn't say fucking Joe. I mean, then again, what do you expect from somebody named Joe? They call them average Joe for a reason, believe me. NPCs walking into walls and shit.

It goes, and there's no exception, okay? I don't mind that I have to throw the whole class up. In theory, this class has got to a stage where essentially speaking, I mean right now says, it is not working. I've never found a more philosophically pissed off person in my life. All you motherfuckers are unteachable. And I can't tolerate this bullshit anymore. I'm gonna make you fucking fail your exam. You piece of shit.

I mean, if you can't control a class of what is this, probably like 10 people. I think that says more about your teaching skill than the actual students themselves. Professor, I think you overthinking this shit. It's not hard to make a couple teenagers pay attention to you. But then again, I'm a teenager myself. People understand my ass. Okay? It's not working.

I'm not able to teach people are not learning. Okay? I just cannot tolerate this because you will bomb in the exam. Okay? Something stupid and trivial and absurd like this. We've now wasted whatever, 10, 15 minutes, whatever it is. But professor, you've already wasted 15 minutes just having a fit. That's one thing I've never understood about teachers getting pissed off.

You talk about all this time you fucking wasted, but here you are talking for another 10 minutes about how your class is absolute dog shit. It's way more effective to be stern for five seconds and get back to your lecture than having a whole meltdown and having your students record and upload your ass. It's a win-win for everybody, you dumb fuck. Hey, Mac, that's your phone. Mac! Holy shit! I feel like Mr. Cleans about to kick some ass. Here I am, sending back in my chair fucking ass puckered for what this guy's about to do.

This girl's about to be victim to some ruptured anus. Guys. That's right, fellas, you got a freaking test. If I don't see y'all bring your most dapper performance tomorrow. I'm gonna send you to the frickin' office tomorrow. Guys, I'm freaking serious. Put it down now! What is that?

You sit that, Ricky! If this teacher has not been fired for his anger issues, then that is crazy. Now, I'm not wanting to pray on somebody's downfall, But if you got anger issues like that over a class just having fun, I don't think that being a teacher should be your rightful job. But this teacher's a fucking bot. You wasted all those years in college to be a piece of shit like that. You, my good sir, are a failure.

They're not going to hire you. They're not going to hire you because you can't listen to anybody. Well, when she sees that you are not capable of doing any work, she's going to fire you. I have no idea why this is in the compilation. This dude's low-key speaking facts. If you can't do your fucking work, then nobody's going to hide. your lazy ass how you think I built on my YouTube channel and never actually worked the job because I listened to the bigger YouTubers and I worked my ass off for this shit and if you can't follow directions in what is this fucking middle school you ain't gonna get a job hell no McDonald's doesn't just hire anybody

I don't know McDonald's has standards that you have to meet if you can't even make it through sixth grade they're not gonna hire you at McDonald's I don't care about y'all's opinions this guy is speaking This dude is speaking some million dollar knowledge to some sixth grade losers. Professor, I salute you. Put your students in their fucking place. A little sick and tired of what you've got to say about this, okay? You showed all this time that you have no clue what's going on in here because you've got an attitude about this. And this is nonsense. Why is this dude built like a fucking troll?

Motherfuck of doing the chicken dance or some shit. Yeah, I'm gonna stop. I'm saying some crazy shit right now. Anyways y'all, I'm done for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you. Promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Alright, people, what's up?

Today we're checking out Topper Guild, which is, in my opinion, the worst TikToker of all time. Because what is TikTok content without wasting a shit ton of food? And I mean it, I'm talking a shit ton of food. I think we now understand the beasts we're going to be tackling today. Anyways, I'm sure that this guy has already heard the age-old argument of why he's wasting so much fucking food and supplies. Which is also the exact reason I'm making this video. The grand majority of his TikTok content just consists of him wasting a bunch of fucking food. Much like his dad wasting a bunch of sperm in his mom's uterus.

Hot song! Red and black peppers! You know, it actually just came to mind. How exactly is this guy going to clean all this shit up? I'm sure this guy could be hiring like a maid or something, but I can't imagine the fucking maid walking in the house. If I were the maid and I seen this shit, I would walk right out of the shit. I would walk right out the fucking door.

Oh yeah, he also does this annoying thing where he says, Perfect! At the end of every video. So I'm just preparing you guys for the ear blistering noise for every video. Turkey! Hey, more bread? Bers! I'm sure this guy's family must be so proud.

Because who would it be pride of their honey bunny son wasting so much shit on their kitchen counter? And he's not even wasting food. he's also wasting technology as well. Then again, the dumb fuck probably doesn't even know his iPad was there. He's got way too much money under his belt to even give a shit. But then again, how he got $29 million on TikTok is honestly fucking surprising to me. But then again, $29 million on TikTok, I think, says more about our generation than him. Why is wasting food the new funny?

Look at this happy son of a bitch. I can guarantee you there isn't a singular thought of empathy in it. his eyes. When he looks back at these videos, he's thinking, holy fucking shit, I'm gonna get 40 million views on this bad boy. And 40 million fucking views he gets. I don't know, if I were this guy, I would not be able to sleep with a clear conscience at night. How this guy doesn't have any guilt throughout his day is honestly astonishing. But then again, when you're a colossal piece of shit, you just don't recognize that stuff. Being self-aware, that's just normal people shit. Okay, so dumb fuck realizes that there's people that can't

really afford food. Meanwhile, he turns right back around and waste a shit ton of food in return. If this guy's career is built up on wasting fucking food, he can easily open a food pantry and I guarantee you it would be successful. Then again, I'm just a guy with an opinion, but I do challenge you, audience, that maybe my opinion just might be better than his. Okay, so this isn't the same piece of shit from before. But this piece of shit is also another piece of shit I'm gonna be making a video on later on so yeah stay tuned for this guy okay coffee to the top now just a little bit of milk mm-hmm one pound sugar and now for the coffee part yeah yeah

perfect have you guys laughed yet have you soiled your fucking panties yet i'm really trying my best to understand what is the comedic relief in these videos because there is yet to be one singular video where I'm like, Oh, that's fucking funny! I'm sorry, Topper, but I just can't find your talent, sir. Three seconds in the video. You know, eggs are very nutritious, very valuable to a human being's health,

and knowing that this guy's about to do whatever the fuck he's about to do to these eggs, it's just going to go right down the trash can, and it's pissing me off. Red and green pepper! You know how many homeless people he can feed with just that bowl alone. And thing is, is that he chose pretty good ingredients. He's got the eggs, bacon, the vegetables, and cheese.

He's got it all. You know, he had the opportunity to possibly feed people that actually need the food. Or he's just going to make a big fucking mess inside of his kitchen and make some TikTok videos. And of course, being the dumb fuck he is, he does the kitchen shit. This guy can be doing so much better for other people that actually need the food. But no, Mr. Selfish Dumb fuck can't give other people. food but instead he's gonna consume it all for himself I don't know why he doesn't give food to homeless people it would literally do the same numbers okay just a quick waffle perfect sit-up rest in peace iPad by the way mixed fruit

powder sugar better saying that I'm fucking sleep-deprived watching these YouTube videos is an understatement I have still have yet to understand how this is 29 million follower quality content. I feel like dumb fuck over here should be motivation for you guys. If you have an online career you're trying to pursue, just look at this guy and say, yeah, I'm gonna make it. The title of this YouTube short is called Who Else Can Relate to This?

Well, Mr. Topper Guild, I'm afraid nobody can quite relate like you. You see, I'm pretty sure 99.9% of people watching my videos are not people that waste their food, Let alone most of us are probably struggling to get a meal. So, to answer your question, dumb fuck, no, nobody's relating with you and nobody will. Is this supposed to be the relatable part? Yes, we get it. Not everybody's a fucking millionaire where they can waste $10,000 a week on shitty TikToks.

God, if I see this guy, I would give him the fattest fucking wedgy. I would put this guy's wedgey on the tallest tree branch known to man. Okay, some barbecue sauce? Okay, now let me just rub it in. Some barbecue. No thank. Bad thing! I don't know why this hit me so late in the video, but it has.

Through all the bullshit that this guy has recorded inside of his house. Has it not came to any of you guys' minds that, you know, ants and stuff like that exist? Whoever cleans this dude's house honestly hats off to them. Because if there was any other maid cleaning up this person's house, it would be a fucking resort for any. insect and any infestation to come to life. It's just so fucking pathetic to watch. Pizza dough! Pizza son! Yeah, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

It's a remix and I'm coming with that bough, bough, bough, pretty bitch. You know, audience, for the majority of people that are probably watching this video, you might be thinking, oh wow, dude, they look so cool in that new avatar. on Roblox. But if we do some critical thinking here, at the end of the day, I'm just looking at this and thinking, wow, they wasted a lot of money. How much money, audience, do you think that was spent to get those three outfits right there? I'm gonna say a good, you know, maybe $60, $100.00? Robux ain't cheap, ladies and gentlemen, all right? I looked at the prices and, dude, it says like $20 for X amount of Roblox. Dude, I don't have $20 to spend on Roblox? I mean, I definitely have money, but definitely not for Roblox, bro. My Roblox account, ladies and gentlemen,

I've been rocking the default every single day, and honestly, I feel like I look 100% more sexy than anybody on roblox.com. I'm just going to go ahead and set a preface for everybody watching this video. Okay, you do not need to spend money to look sexy on Roblox. Yes, sir, it's another one of those sexual Roblox videos. Innocent little boy walks around in the bathrooms, and guess what, he finds a bunch of people buggering each other inside of the bathtub. How predictable. If there's one reoccurring thing throughout every single Roblox video that I've ever made in my entire life, why do they gravitate to so much sexual energy?

I truly do not understand it. You know, the average age for a Roblox player is like, what, 9 years old, 10 years old around there? So what this TikTok is teaching us, ladies and gentlemen, right? So the same little kids that do not even know how to tie their own shoelaces yet are also the same kids that want to get submissive and breedable on the internet. I'm out of loss for words, ladies and gentlemen. When the fact that we're finally in 2022 and we're still carrying this trash into the new year is honestly disappointing. Can you guys believe that 2012 was 10 years ago?

Bro, I cannot believe it. I was seven years old. When I was seven years old, I think I was just now installing Minecraft Pocket Edition. I had no idea any of this stuff existed. What was a booty? What was a wiener? So many different questions I had. However, it never was a question in my mind back in 2012.

Well, 2020, however, ladies and gentlemen, all these kids are like, well, yeah, I'm five years old and I want to have 50 kids. This is making me angry above anything else, ladies and gentlemen. I know you guys are wanting to see me suffer, but I'm just giving my raw and unfiltered reaction to this stuff anymore, dude. I mean, we know what to expect in Roblox cringe, and I'm going to be honest, I've been holding myself back. However, I'm not these kids.

I can't discipline them. I can't spank them with the wooden spoon, you know what I'm saying? So basically, I could just sit back here and just, lose my faith in humanity and uh yeah it's it's a real train wreck mentally all right audience so now roblocks kids want to blow up museums yeah dude let's just go ahead and encourage acts of terrorism on the youtube channel whoop yeah by the way youtube if you think that i'm endorsing the acts of some then dude you need to go ahead and get your staff checked you need to get your AI checked because dude whoever reported this video is actually a terrorist

I don't know why I find this part of the video so funny, ladies and gentlemen, but bro, as she blows up the museum, she just casually walks away after her arm gets blown off and her hair is gone. She looking like Cayew. But yeah, audience, at the end of the day, another day, another unsatisfying Roblox cringe video. I'm still waiting. I'm still waiting for that one Roblox video to go ahead

and actually change my life forever, for the better. But until that day, ladies and gentlemen, I'm just going to continue racking up subscribers and racking up that cash from the series. Oh no, guys, I can't turn it to an absolute drip lord. What am I going to do? Bro, it's so simple, all right? Go to the Gucci store. Go get your Gucci slides.

Go ahead and get your Gucci bell. All right. And then you can flex on these losers with their Walmart and Goodwill shoes. Or better yet, ladies and gentlemen, you could be like me. You could be just like me with my drip. All right? I'm wearing a cross necklace, a moist critical shirt. Dude, I've got it all.

What? Oh my gosh, now that he's got the drip, we have to, we have to suck him off. I, I don't understand it, ladies and gentlemen. Someone explained to me this logic about Roblox. I think I've learned by now that everybody cares about what your avatar looks like in Roblox. If you have the default character like me, you're absolute scum. However, on the opposite side of the leaf that I wipe my booty hole with, all right? Everybody cares what you look like.

Everybody has to spend $100 plus dollars to get a good looking character in the game. Audience, please help me under. understand this community. After all the videos I've made about Roblox, I have yet to understand what exactly does your character looking good in the video game actually enhance your experience in? Oh wow, I'm gonna get some E-girls on my direct messages. Whoa, yeah, I'm looking forward to that. No, I'm not. No, I'm not audience. I don't want any, any girls in my DMs, you know, asking to be, please be my sugar daddy. I'm not looking forward to any of this. I'm not going to supply you with money or anything like that. I genuinely do not see any positive attributes of

money on Roblox. You know, you can't feel your tongue when you smile? Did anybody in the audience actually smile? If anybody's actually smiling right now, you got a comment saying, I smiled, all right? You just got caught in 4K. You know, you can't feel your tongue when you smile? Got you. Oh, look how cute you are smiling.

Smile more silly. It looks good on you. Nah, I'm good, bro. I don't think I need to be smiling, ladies and gentlemen, all right? I don't think I need to be smiling. after the content that I just viewed. Yo! By the way, audience, if you think that I just ruined this song for you,

you have not seen the rest of the TikTok. I'm just saying. It's like, man, some of the greatest songs that were ever recorded on a microphone, just get ruined by TikTok. There's that other, I want to get drunk and nasty song, that song got ruined by TikTok Roblox. For the main majority of people,

they actually enjoyed the song until Roblox got a hold of it. Hey, man, if Roblox TikTok is going to ruin every single song that I guess I just got to use my channel to ruin Roblox TikTok.