Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 9

Episode Date: October 5, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 9

All right, people, what's up? Today we're going to be checking out some more Roblox cringe. Now, while I've never viewed the Roblox TikTok Twitter account, I'm just not finding this out today. I never knew this existed before. But yeah, this is an account dedicated to bad Roblox TikTok submissions are now in the Discord server. I'm not joining the Discord server. I think that goes for obvious reasons.

But anyways, yeah, man, we got a whole load of TikToks right here that we're just going to be I accidentally opened one on X. Today we're going to be checking out these fresh, these fresh brand new Roblox 2020 TikToks. It's going to be good. Now, if you like today's video by any means, please hit the big red button. All right, please do that so I don't end my life. So, uh, yeah, let's begin. What are they doing? Something about CPR?

Dude, since when do people start trying to make CPR like something sexual? Literally these Roblox kids can find just about anything to be sexual and I truly don't understand why. It's like, yeah, oh my gosh, someone had a heart attack. They're dying. Oh, that's sexual. Let's give them CPR. I don't know what's so interesting about this, bro. I mean, it's not funny.

I mean, somebody's dying, bro. You're going to make that sexual for some odd reason. I don't understand. But you know what, bro? That's just the magic of Roblox TikTok. So that's a 10 out of 10 TikTok. Me sneaking a girl into my bedroom. Oh, oh, oh, is this another one of those?

Oh, can I bring you over for homework? No, no. Of course not. We're going to be buggering each other inside of my twin bedroom. What are you talking about? Look, audience, if there's a guy that's saying like, you know what, you need to come to my house, bro, my parents are at home. You know, we can study some, some, uh, some math exams. He's not here to do some addition to add your GPA up so that you can graduate, bro. He just wants to divide your legs and multiply you to the power of five to get some nice babies. If you think he's here for homework, then you're terribly mistaken. Me finding out girl besties send booty picks to each other.

Man, well, what am I missing out on? Excuse me? I mean vice versa. It works for us dudes too. I don't know about you, but I send my homies my booty Why not you got to share the love? I'm lowering the volume because this is so loud Oh, okay Okay becoming a trap and making a girl bestie two minutes later. I don't think that's how it necessarily works buddy I mean if you really just want to go ahead and do that kind of thing just that you can go ahead and get some booty picks I mean that's all you bro my only can concern is that, bro, you're going to be losing so much respect from your already existing guy friends.

You're just going to, you're going to lose respect from everybody. But hey, man, if you wanted to go get your booty picks, then go get your booty picks. I don't care. My dad caught me hitting the bussy bus. What is this? I got to turn this up. Busy busy. Oh.

Oh, dude, he just got caught in 4K. Hey, man, if you're trying to do the busy bus for a Roblox TikTok, I believe the last thing that you should do is probably do this dance within the same kitchen that your father cooks in. If I'm trying to do a busy bus inside of the house, bro, I'm going inside of the restroom, I'm going inside of my closet, I'm trying to do it inside my bedroom. I'm not here to do it inside the kitchen where my parents can see me and be more disappointed than inside of me as they already are. I'm pretty sure you guys know what I'm saying, right? You know, my parents can hear me downstairs recording all day every day, you know, that's just part of the groove. And I mean, and I mean my parents,

bro, they're disappointed in me nonetheless. I mean, I believe that's pretty obvious. Oops, he missed one. Oh, you wish can't come true, baby. I'm sorry. Bro, why does she have to look like that? Why does she have to like look so perverted? By the way, I'm not itching my bum, bro. My spine, it hurts a lot.

I'm just saying. But man, why does she gotta look so perverted like that? I mean, she looks like the face right here. She looks just like the Roblox face. But I mean, did you have to post this on the internet for everybody to know that you look like a Roblox character? Uh, I don't, I don't think it's where. it personally? In E-boy, I met five minutes ago on the dollhouse. Um, would you say that you are kinky?

Oh, yeah. Kinky? Ooh. Uh-oh. I mean, I don't- Don't say anything. I'm not even gonna see, I'm not even gonna show you guys the rest of the TikTok. And you know what? I don't know about you, but I don't feel like, you know, talking about the kinks of other 10-year-olds and other, and other fart fetishes that these little fetuses have.

I am, uh, I'm not so very interested in that type of stuff, ladies and gentlemen. Believe it. or not, I'm not interested in what kids are sexually into. Choose your stripper. Do we not just get off the topic that these kids are 10? VIP, Cora, very experienced and good at RPs. She looks terrible. Next, please.

Babs, normal dancer, lots of fun and gets attached. Not so very interesting either. Taylor, a VIP dancer will get you attached to your loves RP. I don't know what that is, but my cousin is named Taylor and I don't want Taylor. Uh, Rose, VIP dancer, good Rpeer and loves you. These all suck. All these kids suck. Then again, all these Roblox players are kids,

so I kind of feel obligated to say that, uh, yeah, they're ugly. Things that I want to put inside you. Oh, this is going to be good. What's that? Oh, food. Dude, he had me fooled right there. Audience, I'm sure that he just fooled absolutely everybody. I thought he was going to say something inappropriate,

but bro, this has got to be the first normal TikTok on Roblox that I've actually seen. I'm very impressed. Whoever made that TikTok, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. Oh Dang, he's thick, baby! Yeah, yeah, I don't even know what he's doing, but he's dancing. I don't know what he's doing, bro.

It's kind of, it's kind of hard though. It goes hard. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, right, baby, right, um. I don't know who made this TikTok, but whoever made it is a pro. They know what they're doing inside a Roblox, and I kind of vibe with it. It's a Roblox TikTok, that's a few points off. It's something that I can watch over and over again and not.

get bored so this tic-tok is definitely a 10 out of 10 easily if I am ever dry I am probably jerving off yeah baby you're jerven off dude you're you're such a you're such a great contributor to society oh yeah dude these Roblox tic-toks and the Roblox tic-tok Twitter bro they go pretty hard I'm not gonna lie I've already seen this TikTok, bro. This guy's disgusting. Bro, I've seen this TikTok in my previous video on Roblox TikTok. Dude, what are with these kids wanting to taste their own nuts?

I'm looking at it right now, bro. It's not appealing. It's not making me excited. I don't want to put it in my mouth. Whatever you guys find appealing about your slimmy jimmy down there and what makes you want to put it down your own esophagus? Then, bro, I'm really interested to know what exactly this whole idea is about. Because, hey, man, I'm all about psychology.

I'm going to know all about mental illness. You know what I'm saying? And if you're looking at this and thinking, wow, I want that down my esophagus. I want that touch in the back of my larynx. Then by all means, let me know what your mental illness is. I'm really, I'm really interested, bro. I don't even know what, I don't even want. Shut up.

Dude, I need to learn how to pause these Roblox TikToks. They get so annoying. I don't even want to know the context of this video, ladies and gentlemen. It's just, can you guys stop trying to turn every little vibe, every little song into something sexual? If you look previously in the video, I was vibing, bro. I was bopping. I was jumping up and down to the previous. song in the video audience we just can't enjoy things anymore bro and it's in it sucks so much please

stop bullying oh no you're bullied that sucks this is pulling oh you're getting bullied on discord dot com let's just read some of these dms ladies and gentlemen you're stupid and weird i can pvp you oh wow bro that that is on that that is on the battlegrounds for uh calling one 800 273 8255 my g i've been on a low i've been taking my time bro if you're getting so insecure over your Roblox PVP skills and you're calling that bullying, bro, then you are not ready for adulthood, bro. I mean, you should be terrified for whenever you turn 18. Me when I try to suck my own oh, okay, yeah, we get it, bro. You guys like sucking your own nipples. You guys love sucking your own slimmy jimmies. You guys love sucking your own body parts. Apparently this is like the grand

majority now. Apparently this is like the popular thing to do now on Roblox. I'm never going to understand it nonetheless. But maybe one day, ladies and gentlemen, Maybe one day I'll understand the reason why people self-suck themselves. Help me understand, all right? Do you guys get so genuinely lonely that you're looking at your winky doodle? You're looking at your bouncing melons, your muscular bouncy boulder holders, you know what I'm saying? And you're thinking, wow, bro, I want that in my mouth. I want that liquid down my esophagus.

I want that going down my digestive system. I really want that going outside of my excrement in a few hours whenever I poop. Amen, that's just me. But like if you're about that kink, I mean, you're a little bit. weird that that's all there is to say me at five years old I can oh boy this avatar is already telling me a whole story and a half bro girls are so stupid he's looking sexy bro I was the exact same way five years ago I was like bro girls are so ugly they're they're not pretty all right and then 10 years later 15 something you know

some odd years later all right and then a good 12 years down the road all right now I'm sexier than pretty much every female that walks on the face of the planet all right And then all these other women, they're like, oh my gosh, I want you. I want you so bad. But however, ladies and gentlemen, with my growth and age, I have still have yet to find a single female that looks visually attractive. If any quote, quote, pretty women are watching this video, please hit me up. I'll go ahead and tell you you're ugly. I'll go ahead and put you in your place.

Hey, don't be surprised if one day I just... This is such, like, an awkward song. Like, why does he look like that? I want my Roblox avatar to look just like this, ladies and gentlemen. This is what I need in my life. I don't understand these Roblox TikToks, man. You guys love them. I hate them, but bro, you know what?

I'm a slave to what you guys love to enjoy, all right? So I'll see you tomorrow, boys, all right? You made it to the end of the video? Well, I guess I'll see you in this one now. I want to address something that happened yesterday. I want somebody to call me by my legal name, I take it as a form of disrespect. That by itself, makes me want to put you a cow. are one sick...

Alright, people, what's up? Today, I think that vegan teacher has reached her limit. That vegan teacher was right. She predicted this animal abuse that would happen by sniper wolf. I'm so fucking excited, guys. I feel like I'm about to punch a cow. Well, that was quite a dramatic intro. Sounds like I just walked into a fucking funeral.

I want to address something that happened yesterday that upset me so much that I couldn't actually even talk about it because I started crying when I saw it. Let me get this straight. You started fucking crying. Over what? Over what, Katie? Did you see Sniper Wolf fighting another McDonald's burger?

Fuck off. Katie, what the fuck is this? I understand you're trying to be cryptic, but what the fuck did Sniper Wolf do? You said that she's promoting animal abuse or some shit. So where the fuck is this prophetic revelation you had? You're talking about yourself like you're the second coming of Jesus. You predicted this what happened.

Just fucking show me. So once somebody calls me by my legal name, I take it as a form of disrespect. That by itself makes me want to punch a cow. Oh, for fuck's sake. Audience, how much do you want to bet that she's going to take this out of context? Sniper Wolf thinks it's okay to punch animal off. Here we fucking go. Miss Katie, I really hate to inform you of this matter.

But allow me to introduce you to this thing called figurative language. I would think that you being an ex-English teacher would know what fucking figurative language is, but I'm afraid all your rational thinking must go out the window when somebody makes a joke. You can't help but get soaked panty syndrome and make a video on them. Sniper will think it's okay to punch animal. Fuck off. Punch a cow? Somebody mispronounces your name and you want to punch a cow?

What a fucking bizarre thing to say. There are animal rights activists here who also defend the LGBTQ community and the dark-skinned community. Do you also feel like punching them when we defend them? What the fuck? I have seen that vegan teacher get pushed to her limits a few times in my life But I have never seen Miss Katie this fired up since the are you racist video This motherfucker is egging on that sniper wolf would punch black people And it all started from a punching cow joke

Katie, what the fuck? What the fuck is the matter with you? Do you realize what your words are doing? Your words have impact Miss Katie, have you even thought about what you're saying right? now. Granted, sniper wolf is in fact a piece of shit person. As long as you give her fucking ass some money, she don't care if

you're dying of cancer. But if she makes a joke about punching a cow a fucking moo-moo, I think I can give her the benefit of the doubt here. And I can guarantee you even her 7-year-old fan base is going to recognize that that is a joke. That by itself makes me want to

punch a cow. You are one sick fuck. Oh shit. Miss Katie just went commentary mode on her. Without her fucking iPhone and did a voiceover saying, Oh, fuck yourself. Katie, tell me what the fuck you can actually do about it. You can't do shit.

It's not a joke. Yes, it is. Fuck you. It's not a joke to talk about hurting the defenseless. Yes, it is. I'm a punch a cow after this video. Fuck you. What a despicable thing to say.

Do you know how many sick individuals there are out there who tell us that they're going to go ahead and torture animals just because we're here defending them? Leave animals the fuck alone. I'm a punch a cow after this video. Woo! Holy shit! Katie, back the fuck away from your iPhone.

I can smell your fucking lentil. breath and shit. Leave animals! The fuck! Hello! Katie, quit breathing this fucking heart. You're taking oxygen away from a cow. It's almost like you're punching the fucking air out of them. That vegan teacher is an animal abuser. I started crying when I saw it, but I think it's really important that I address it.

Maybe you guys saw it. It's a video of a teenager who picks up a baby cow and body slams this individual onto the ground. Somebody else is filming and after this poor baby cow was slammed to the ground, he starts to smash the... Okay, and that's cool, but how the fuck does this affect LeBron's legacy? Okay, I'm being a piece of shit.

Jokes aside, how exactly does this relate to sniper wolf in any way? Because if that vegan teacher is blaming this so-called video that's out there, of some kid punching a cow on sniper wolf, then that is the ultimate piece of shit move I've ever. seen that vegan teacher do. That is quite literally the textbook definition of slander. He starts to smash the baby in the head, punching. And then in a really sick, twisted fashion, lies on top of this baby cow and starts to stroke her. I still cannot get past the fact that you're blaming this shit on sniper wolf. I don't know what sick and twisted way

where you came to that conclusion, it's like you take any animal story and then you put a big YouTuber's name at the front of your title. Hoping to Jesus Christ, it's going to get some views. Listen, Katie, I know you've done this your entire career. But you doing this shit, it's got to fucking stop.

And then immediately attacks her again. It is so bizarre and so vile, so disgusting and sick. And, um, it was very upsetting to me. I mean, to be fair, I think it would be upsetting to anybody. If I were scrolling TikTok and I randomly seen somebody started punching a cow, I would be pretty upset too, not gonna lie.

Now, I don't actually use TikTok, but I'm assuming people punching a cow is not a very common thing on the app, so I'm assuming that everybody else would be at least a little thrown off. It's not every day you see a cow getting punched. Sniper Wolf, I call on you to immediately take down that video where you laugh about punching a cow. I call on you to encourage your audience

to be vegan from now on by telling them to watch the documentary called Dominion on YouTube. Or what, Katie? What the fuck are you gonna do? You can't call on to somebody and tell them to do something without adding any steaks on the table. And I'm not talking beef steaks, Katie.

Calm the fuck down. Your post-menopause menstrual madness is going crazy right now. What I fucking meant. Sniper Wolf, do X or I will do Y. But since you wouldn't come up with a fucking brilliant idea like I would, I know that shit ain't possible. People are always asking me if I support PETA, which stands for people for the ethical

treatment of animals. And my response is, yes. Yes, I support them. Fucking moron. So we're just gonna forget that PETA kills a bunch of animals themselves. Yep, okay. And if you wanna know why, go to their page and see what they did when they think they found out what happened. They wrote to the school. They offered resources to the school

because there is obviously something going wrong if this school has this child running among them. What the fuck are you talking about? Katie, a school is not the defining factor as to whether somebody is fucked up or not. There's a ton of dumb fucks in my high school, but look at me, I'm the most successful out of everybody. Just because one person at a school is a fuck up doesn't mean everybody's a fuck up. That is such stupid logic. somebody else a friend who filmed. This apparently took place in Ohio. Fucking Ohio.

I can smell the memes already. Very sad to me to know that there are so many twisted and cruel people in this world. And also, just to know that everyone here who is upset when you will see that video should see that you pay for the same kind of violence if you eat these animals.

So please go vegan. No. Fuck you. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Start making out and then after a, she took off her pants. Excuse me?

She took off her pants. Alright people, what's up? Welcome back to another video. Baba. Okay? For those who don't know Baba, this guy promoted the docks of Jelly Bean. You know, a faceless Minecraft YouTuber that never done a face reveal, you know, this guy's a real idiot. Anyways, this guy revealed her face without her permission, so this guy's a douchebag. So today, I decided to look at his content and, uh, oh, it's so shit. We're gonna check out this content today, so buckle up.

She was actually a guy, part one. I remember back when I was in high school? Are we about to talk about children? It wasn't really hard for me to sneak into clubs. Oh, a minor sneaking into a club to see adults naked. That's illegal. Because for some reason nowadays, bouncers, if you like hold a 20 with your ID standing out there,

they will just let you in. Yeah, bro, that's got to be the biggest lie I've heard today. Bro, if you posted outside of a club looking five years old, I think the bouncer's going to be suspecting you. Like, what do you expect the bouncer to say to your four-four? Put-Aid ass. Oh yeah, you don't look potty trained. You're a mile away from puberty. Yeah, dude. Going to the club out there. They will just let you in, no matter the age. And I remember my whole school knew about this. So you was telling me your entire school knows about you getting

so desperate at the nightclub, the club, begging and pleading to see some titty. And you are completely fine with that. You're completely fine with being the biggest sip known to man. I mean, sheesh, bro. At least it makes a good story. And they were all like riled up. Like, they were all excited. Huh, yeah, dude. A bunch of freshman boys are not going to get riled up over a few titties. could bring any ninth grade boy into a club and you already know they're gonna be the horniest dude on the street and if there's any ninth grade male that is in the audience right now uh don't you lie to me you would take any opportunity to see some titty you horny bastard because every weekend like on the end of friday we would all go straight to the club and none of you got caught i find that hard to believe as weird as it sounded now i know a bunch of teenagers in the club wasn't a good thing at all yeah maybe bringing a bunch of freshmen boys into a club was a bad idea you absolute idiot but guess what you still did it you decided to think with that

head and not your main head. But I remember literally everyone from our school went. A bunch of minors went to a club and it's entirely fine because it's okay because the entire school went. Dude, this is literally pedophile island. EDP, I think I found the hot spot for you. And by everyone, I mean, you know, the football players, people in the LGBTQ community, the theater kids, everyone. Nice, the football players, the theater kids, even the gays, even the gays. There's some gay people. Oh, you know I'm going to show up now. It was insane. And I remember who I went, in there one time just to try it out and see what you know went down because you know who doesn't like going to a club hey man I know that something was going down but I know you know that

something was going up you know what I'm saying who doesn't like going to a club nah clubs are annoying and I'm not gonna lie I met a lot of hot chicks there holy shit there's some hot chicks I mean being real they're probably freshmen from your school so I'm gonna have to tap out there's a lot of cuties down there a lot of cuties did I just hear you correctly a lot of cuties yeah yeah I'm not even gonna lie to it was awesome but let's just say what ended up happening next? Let's just say I didn't know better. Fall for part two. You didn't know better. Bro, I mean, from the title, I mean, you clearly messed up. Anyways, let's check out part two. Remember when I was, like, walking around the club? I remember

I was hanging out with the football players that were there. I, you know, hung out with my main friends that were there as well. And then I remember seeing this one girl. And she had it. Now, this girl I did not recognize, but she looked beautiful. You thought she was beautiful. Then you pulled down the pants and all you saw was a big fat boy. I didn't honestly, you know, question anything i just thought she was cool so i remember my friend kind of tapped my shoulder saying hey like bro like like why i'm like you know what like why not yeah bro like why not silly goofy so i ended up walking up to her and i was like you know just talking to her chatting her up and stuff you know walk up to the girl in the club totally no dick and 100% totally STD free and this girl ended up really liking me for somehow i she really

understood me like it there was nothing she like already kind of understood like basically everything about me It's kind of weird because that's not common in most girls. Bro, can y'all imagine if this story was like actually real? I would be so depressed, bro. Like you get a girl, you're chatting her up, right? And you finally pull down the pants and you see a big old flopping one that's bigger than yours. I don't care who you are, no matter what kind of connection we built up, if I pull down those pants and if I see a flopping penis, I'm going to beat your ass.

But I mean, hey man, some of you might think that's like a DLC bonus. You know what I'm saying? Weird because that's not common in most girls. Usually it takes like a whole like PowerPoint to do it. Honestly, not really, bro. It's not that it's hard for a girl to understand you. It's just that she's not into you, bro. I'm sure you didn't have very many women interactions in your life, have you?

But she just understood. But then I started to realize why she started to understand things when she told me, hey, like, do you want to, like, go to the bathroom? Nice, dude, with the anime girl. Yeah, bro, they ain't asking you to go to the restroom for any typical dude reason. I think our boys about to be the fattest wide receiver. And things got a bit exposing. Exposing.

Yeah. Exposing that dick. Me and her went to the bathroom. We kind of just walked there. I'm not gonna lie. We weren't trying to draw any attention, but obviously my friend group was there, so they kind of like saw me going with her

and kind of, you know, smiled at me and like, you know, give me that thumbs up. Bro, dude, stop trying to chat yourself up. We all know the story's fake, all right? You don't have to lie. But like, come on, man, at least be a prime realist, all right? At least trying to tell some truth.

There was not a single female that would watch this video and think, yeah, he's kind of cute. And then I remember when we went into this bathroom, we went inside a stall, and me and her we started, you know, making out. This is the first L in the books, ladies and gentlemen. Bro, this guy thought that he was like, like secure in something, but, uh, no, no.

I mean, I guess you could say he got way more than what he asked. We started making out, and then after, uh, she took off her pants. What did you see? Was it big? And that's what I realized that she had an eggplant. Oh, no, she, she had a dick. About time he told us, we've been waiting for like four minutes. Yeah, she literally had an eggplant.

I didn't know what to say. Hey man, personally, I don't think there is anything to say. If you expect me to get cocked, you can expect yourself to get clocked. And I didn't want to offend her, so I remember it kind of like pushed back and I was like, hey, like, listen, like, I'm like, you know, straight, straight, if that makes sense. Bro, what is you saying, you straight? I am so confident that this guy's never felt the touch of a female. It was super embarrassing. Bro, you saying this is embarrassing, but I know if this was real, you would say that this is life ruining.

Bro, if a man's dick was rubbing on my leg, alright, I don't, I'd think, I'd think I would end myself. No offense to gay people, I mean, if you about that double-decker pecker life, uh, go you, bro. But to make it up to her, I took her back to the bar instead of, you know, doing anything else, and we didn't end up doing the devil's tango. Really, devil's tango? Are you kidding me? I didn't swing that way. Like I said, we went back to the bar, we just talked the rest of the night, and she was actually a really

nice person. What all the story is? Um, get to know the person more. Yeah, fall for more embarrassing stories. Bro, you say you don't swing that way, but you already swung that way. You made out with a man. Anyways, aside from this guy, uh, almost getting dicked, we did it on the Ferris wheel. Doing the Devils Tangle.

In an amusing park, I'm not gonna lie, it's not the smartest thing in the universe. Not the smartest thing in the universe? Bro, you're having sex at the top of the Ferris wheel. The whole community can see you. But I remember back when I was in high school? Another story back in high school. Bro, this guy gets like the cooter of like everybody in the street. I think it was like my grade 10 years.

There was an amusement park where basically you were able to go to every Halloween and have like this like Halloween themed amusement park. It was called Fright Night in Vancouver. And I remember me and all my friends wanted to go. So we decided to. We all went down there. We all checked it out and stuff. And we were there. I remember we saw another group of girls that were kind of like, you know, chilling with just the girls.

I don't know about y'all, but I just continue getting small dick energy from this guy. So yeah, we saw a group of girls, you know, just chilling with the girls. Bro, if a girl touched your shoulder, you would bust the fattest nut. And knowing they were just the girls and we were the guy group, we thought it would be cool to kind of like walk up to them and kind of combine our friend groups. That has never happened in the history of the earth. Bro, my friend group at Universal was walking around like about a week ago. Nobody, and I mean nobody in the entire park wanted to be our friends. I know, kind of cringe you and me to say, but at the same time, it's what we did.

And I remember what we did that, there was one certain girl that always kept looking at me, and she was beautiful. Don't know around, she was a little tall, but she looked outstanding. Stop exaggerating. That never happened, and, uh, you get no cooter. around she was a little tall but she looked outstanding this guy's definition of a tall girl's probably like five five i already know i can use this bastard as an armrest so i remember she came up to me and we were kind of like grouped up in pairs the point where it became like six people on like a trip's quadruple date quadrital date bro you just met this guy thinks he's like the biggest pip on the whole planet

the girl i was with during the halloween event was really close to me and she was actually really nice we ended up going on some rides together we ate together and i remember as we were eating we kind of like all grouped up all together like me and the boys and her friends and i was really nice we ended up all together like me and the boys and her friend group and we all sat down at a table. When we sat down the table, I remember they're all kind of like flirting with each other and me and this girl, we were like, we were flirting, but she took it to a different extent. I guess this girl was like really, really like in the mood. You did not get a girl in the mood. She was just being nice to you. No cuder for you. I remember the first 90 degree stop, we stopped the other side and this girl started making out with me like crazy.

Like she was going off. It got to the point where she reached her hand down my pants and let's just say we like, you know, started getting really touchy. And then after the, when it went to another 90 degrees and we were at the top of the Ferris wheel, but very top where no one could see us, we ended up doing the Devils Tango. Anyways, y'all, I think we all know how it went. It went on the Ferris wheel, he pulled down the pants and it was a cock. If this video gets a thousand likes, I'll make a part two. Anyways, I'm out.

Subscribe. All right, people, what's up? Affmau has seriously changed for the worst. When you wake up on a fine 2014 morning and you open up the Afmau YouTube channel, you would normally expect to be greeted by a normal human being perhaps. And that's exactly what happened. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Afmau here, and I'm doing a little V-log with a camera that I haven't used in ages.

However, audience, when you fast forward to 22 Afmow, it is just... What the fuck? This blazes, fucks! Bitten by the letter F in Minecraft. Oh, the brain cells I will be losing today. Warning, these letters are zomified. Get bitten, and get bitten,

and you'll turn into one. But letters never want to be alone. And bitten players will do anything to hunt down their friends. So you're basically describing the pussy-fied version of The Walking Dead? And why the hell are you making this face? Oh no, I'm gonna get fucked in the ass by the alphabet. This frame reminds me of the black man, white girl porn hub meme. Hmm.

Okay, Ian. Uh, this place is creepy, especially at night. I don't know what it is. but I don't like it. You are a fucking pussy. Minecraft's role play has got to be the most PBS kid shit I've ever seen in my life. I've said it before.

I understand that you have to have more energy in your videos to get a good video. But surely you can record a video without sounding like you have a 7.2 inch dick in your ass. You know, just my opinion that probably the rest of the world would agree with. It's got a really bad atmosphere about it. Are you scared?

No, I'm not afraid of the dark. You know, something about a lot. It just feels weird and bad, like when I try to read. No wonder you're in illiterate pussy. No wonder this motherfucker can't articulate a single sentence. His shit voice acting comes from shitty sentence articulation. He can't even voice act, let alone read a fucking nursery rhyme. No?

Uh, probably because there's letters and stuff. Huh? What does that have to do with reading? Um, hmm. For those that didn't catch the joke, that's the part you laugh at the fucking video. Ha ha he ha Even my grandmother's laughing at that shit She wiggling on the floor tongues wagging her fucking dentress clapping

Afmow the ghost writer of the fucking century Who needs stand-up comedy when you have the spot of Amy Schumer and shit The step-by-step guide to women being funny Wait What is that noise? Oh Okay, you're right Exit!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh Ian, why did you track me to this place? It was not my fault You know, I just wanted to maybe see if there was any treasure here. Uh-huh. What?

Um, that doesn't look good. Uh, Afmau. Um, that's a, that's a letter. Ian.

What, what? Are you in? Are you? Wait, hang out. What does that spell again? The Queen of Comedy. If there's a Minecraft channel that I will single out on the most predictable jokes of all

time, it is easily Afmo. The best part about these Minecraft role plays is I'm genuinely baffled how kids find this shit funny. I've never found puns, toilet humor, and playground insults as something that is comedic. I've always been a guy of low-key and controversial humor. To give an example, and no, I do not mean this literally. It is just an example, YouTube. Go fuck yourself. If somebody were to hypothetically say, fuck the Jews, then that is obviously not funny whatsoever. Saying blatant racist and homophobic shit just isn't funny to me. I only think controversial humor is funny if it's actually true about

society. But humor like this, even when I was a kid, it just was never funny. When I was five years old, my other friends would be pissing and shitting their pants over these jokes. I'd be sitting there like, motherfucker, what are you laughing at? It's shit. What was that? Ian, I feel weird. What? What is this? Huh? What happened? What is this? What's happening? Um, why do you look like a zombie? Brian's. How do these guys take their videos so seriously?

I desperately want to witness them recording their videos in their bedrooms. I want to see them make their shitty facial expressions to make these voices and doing the fucking jazz hands to get better effect in their video. I guarantee you every video they do has a ton of bloopers and I want to see them. Because I already know these motherfuckers cannot talk like a laser tag instructor for 30 minutes straight. Hey kids, today we're turning- Fuck off. Brains? To escape, you must find the EXIT.

If you're bitten, then you're it. Huh? What does that mean? You bully other people for not being an illiterate piece of shit. Yet you can't even read game instructions more simple than fucking Candyland. Well, guys, is Afmal going to survive the shitty walking dead? Will she find the W exit or turn into an L? My ass cheeks are puckered tightly for the outcome.

That wasn't? No, it wasn't. But we've not bigger problems at hand, okay? We're trapped and... And I think we have to find these letters, okay? E, X, I T. Wait, what were you running from? Oh, you...

Uh, it's Ian, and he's an E! Brin. And we're in trouble. Ah! M. I can't believe. I just remembered now to ask this question, how old are these people?

These have got to be people in their what? Early 20s, mid-20s. This is a genuine question. Do you guys, like, enjoy what you're doing? This isn't even a part of the act anymore. I'm genuinely curious. Do you like making these videos? I know it brings in good money.

Believe me, the RPMs for kids' content is insane. But do you, like, enjoy, like, actually, like, making the video? I'm genuinely curious. Anybody on AFMOW's crew is watching this, please comment. We just gotta hide, No, yeah, yeah. A period, Jim? What do that do? Maybe I can use this.

Noi, no, no, stop. What are you telling you? Oh, oh. Brin. I try to see what it's gonna do. Uh-oh. Bread. No, no, no, no.

Get away from me! Ah! He's frozen. Good, come on. If there's going to be anything, I'm going to compliment Afmout on. She knows how to develop a story and also hop on a trend and make anything. Anything related to Minecraft?

From a creator standpoint, I gotta give her credit where credit is due. The plot is good. The idea of hopping on trends is good. But the voice acting and the humor and all that shit, it's fucking awful. You can still make children laugh without being the textbook definition of retarded. Fine, okay. This is my fault for not even trying to grab this first place. I'm coming for you.

Oh my gosh. See, this is the shit that I'm talking about. The voice acting is so. dramatic. It is literally as fake as a Kardashians ass. I do not appreciate these men in their early 20s talking to me so seductively. Kind of creepy, kind of cringe, kind of making my cock go soft. We're back home. It's finally over. Oh, yes. Oh, so great to be back here. Yeah. I'm so glad we all made it home.

Uh-oh. Um, no, no, no, no, no. I, this is one book that I don't think we should open. Don't like Kim here you say that. You guys aren't funny. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

All right, audience, welcome back to the channel. Hope y'all having a great day. We've been on a roll with Minecraft content. We got P&G Tubers, Minecraft animation, but, uh, dream stands. Dreamstands. They're the worst. They're the worst of all of them.

So anyways, today I've searched far and wide to the deepest crevices of my couch to find the worst dreamstands of all time, the worst couch potatoes you can think. Not to mention the amount of fatherless behavior we're about to experience here. But anyways, just like last time makes you guys grab your hazmat suits of cringe because it's about to get really smelly. I mean, from the start of the video, I mean, you ain't fooling anybody.

I can look at this person right now and I can tell you with a straight face full of confidence that, yeah, this person is definitely subscribed to the Dream YouTube channel. I'm sorry y'all if anybody is subscribed to Dream or anybody in the DreamSMP. I never really understood their content and never really appealed to me, Well, I guess Tommy Inan. Tommy In it's pretty cool. It's like seriously though. Like, okay, cool.

This guy beat Minecraft. Wow, this guy's good at Bedward. This guy should smash this guy. Oh, wait a second. This guy has a tight ass. Like, okay. But yeah, you ain't fooling me. You ain't fooling anybody.

We knew you was a filthy dream stand. What a waste of money. All right, look, if I ever become a parent or anything like that, and my child or my daughter, my son tries coming up to me, asking me for anything that relates to dream or anybody in the dream message, Or whoever's the modern day dream or whatever, if it's cringe, I'm not gonna buy it for them. Because bro, in 10 years, I highly doubt my son or I highly doubt my daughter's gonna wear dream merch in 10 years when they're 25. I see nothing but wasted money and wasted time that this father worked at 9 to 5 to pay their spoiled-ass child some stupid clothes by dream.

Absolutely not. You think someone's going to accept you? You might want to think again. And what's this caption? It says, Dad. Don't you lie to me. Dude, I would, I agree I would do the exact same thing

The second that my child goes up to me Be like, yo dad, I'm dream sexual Um, please respect my dream self My dream pronouns As a father, I would respectfully say Son, you got a thumb and the clothes on your back Your ass needs to go hitchhiking But wait of being the dream stand

In the friend group First off, nobody asked you to ever be a dream stand This is your choice This is your lifestyle that you decided to go down Maybe if you didn't look like an alcoholic mother that consumes moonshine all day every day than sure you wouldn't get made fun of. Bro, why you look so sad? What's wrong, baby girl?

Did daddy not come back with the Borden? I think I'd rather be friends with the hundred normies before I end up being friends with a dream stand. It ain't my fault that I can't relate with the museum of sexual confusion. This is what you call rejecting wisdom and understanding. You see, audience, when there's a problem, there's going to be a majority of people that is actually going to look into the problem and be like, you know what, I'm actually going to solve this.

I'm going to make sure that I actually correct the issue I have. This magnificent lady, on the other hand, is exactly what you don't want to do. And I mean, sure, you may not ask for my opinion, but guess what? I mean, you can't stop me from sharing it anyway. And also, I'm going to just throw this out there. I've noticed the majority of these TikToks that I react to regarding Dreamstand is always a bunch of girls that drop in Pronown Park trying to tell me what to do. Look, bro, you ain't the boss of me.

And guess what? I'm not the boss of you. The boss of you is your father, but unfortunately, your commander is all. already left the house to go get some damn true mu and never came back. So I guess you can just call yourself a lost cause at this point. Oh my fucking God, Jesus Christ. You know, the fact that you're looking at Dream Not Found Fan fiction inside of your own classroom, I think that already tells me the amounts of low you have brought yourself to.

And, you know, correct me if I'm wrong, right? But dude, you look like you're probably in junior year or your senior year of high school. Do you think that you should really be looking at Dream Not Found Fan art at this age? I mean, I don't know, that's up for debate. I don't know. All I'm saying is that this person looks like they're about to become an adult, and I don't think they're ready for the real world. If I ever see this person become homeless, I'm not going to be surprised in the slightest.

What is he saying? I don't get it. What point are you trying to make? You're trying to say that you're absolutely obsessed with Minecraft's creators, but you're literally giving the exact reasons why they don't care about you. Sure, I can say, you know, guys, thank you for 100,000 subscribers. I love you guys so much. But dude, at the end of the day, it's just a number on my screen.

Like, I appreciate you guys watching the content and stuff like that. But you know what, audience, I'm sure that we've come to terms that this is going to be the closest relationship we're going to have from creator to viewer. These Minecraft creators don't love you. I think love is a very strong word. I think they do definitely like you watching their content and stuff like that because it makes them bank. But at the same time, they're not obsessing over their fans.

Like you are obsessing over them creating YouTube videos. I never thought I would have to explain that to any of y'all, but apparently I do. It's crazy. I agree with this caption at the bottom. I never understood this at all. Like, bro, there's so many good artists out there and stuff like that, but they waste their talent on this type of stuff right here. Like, bro, why you got to degeneralize yourself to make this type of art when you can be making bank? There has been so many hentai and dream stand artists I've wanted to commission.

But, dude, it's just like, I've seen what they've created. I'm just like, bro, I'm not doing that. You make illegal art. I ain't gonna support that. But man, it sure does suck to see all that talent go to waste, bro. It's a sight to see. But yeah, I'm not trying to support artists that drop five-year-olds naked, bro. I ain't about that.

Bro, it's texting roleplay between Dream and Gaggy. Nah, no. If y'all expect me to look at Dream texting roleplay, then I'll slap your hands like hell no. I cannot believe what my eyes are seeing right now. I never thought that I'd be saying this, but there is actual people that live on planet Earth that actually want to use a Tommy in it. I don't even think. Is that Tommy in it?

I don't know. I don't care. Someone wants to use a U-2s of somebody as a dildo. All right. Just let that sink in. To say that I'm disappointed is genuinely an understatement. Did I expect more of Dreamstands? Honestly, yeah.

But you know what? As we're progressing in 2022, I should probably lower my standards as a human being and also my cognitive function. So yeah, you know what? I'm the stupid one here. Let's continue. This is terrifying. If y'all ever tag me on Instagram, showing me videos like this

where you guys have pictures of me taped on your wall, then bro, I'm blocking you immediately. And don't think I won't. I actually will. Anyways, y'all, I'm done with these dreamstands. Subscribe so I can continue my bullying career. Later. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Mardan. Big bro has to say yes for 48 hours.

What happens is shocking, dar man. It's impossible to beat that gassed. My girls can't reach it. He has to work smarter, not harder. If anybody is a veteran to the Darmann YouTube channel, I would assume that would be all of you. Mikey has got to be the most unlucky person in all of the Darmann anime. Personally, I feel like it would make a great Darmann episode

if Mikey was the person to catch somebody else doing something wrong and reported it. And then Mikey can finally be the good guy. But I don't know if that's possible because Darmann's creativity level is in the shudder. I mean, a man can always make a good wish. I'm working smarter than you. But you can't kill that gas from where I was standing. No, thanks. I learned not to make any bets with you a long time ago. You never pay up. This time I will, I promise. We can do the say yes challenge everyone's doing on YouTube. The say what challenge on YouTube? I'm sorry, I'm not going to do the say yes challenge

with fucking anybody on this planet. If you want to get manipulated and into being somebody's cock'sleeve for 48 hours, then go ahead. Because at least for me, I'm not going to give somebody 48 hours of whatever the fuck they want to do with me. Fuck that. If you die, then I get to boss you around for 48 hours. If I die, then you get to boss me around. Please, I'm not going to fall for that.

You're never going to say yes when I win. Hey, how about this? If I die and I don't do something you say, then you... You... You... Get to keep my tablet. Forever. Actually?

I'll be honest, little bro. It's an iPad. It's not that crazy. I remember when I got my first tablet, I was so fucking hyped. And then probably after a few months of me using it, I'm like, oh, wait a second. This is like my phone,

but much bigger and shittier. Shout out to the people watching on tablet, by the way. Yeah, I mean, you can hold on to it until time's up for insurance because mom ticks it away every time I get in trouble, so I'm used to not. having it. You got yourself with you. All right. I can't wait for you to do my laundry, make my bed. Oh, and make me... Wait, what? I didn't know you can do that. Mikey, you Minecraft noob. Imagine being the most inept person inside of the most popular

fucking block game of all time. Then again, I don't know who the fuck hits fireballs back out of gas. You just hit it with your arrow when it dies and a cinch. I don't know. Maybe I'm just too fucking pro for these guys. I know. You lose. Remember, you'll stand in that spot or else it doesn't count. Wait, no, no, no, pigmen, get out of here. No!

No! If you die from a pigment pushing you into lava, I think you are the biggest Minecraft NPC of all time. My guy can't even find the W key to move forward. I swear Mikey's such an NPC. Outside of Darman videos, he's walking into walls and shit. Do over. Too late, now I have to do what I say for 48 hours.

And I'll be honing on to this until time's up. If there's one thing I absolutely hate about Jaden, this guy is the most smug, sassy fucker by far in the Darmann series. I can't say whether if it's good or bad, because the dude is that much of a fucking gangster. But he knows what he's doing. He runs this shit. Ain't nobody fucking with Jaden. You're not. Get back here.

Give it back No! Not until you can play you under the deal! Okay, what is going on here? Mikey, stop chasing your brother around. He took my tablet and won't give it back. You lying little shit. This man, Mikey, needs to learn to stop being such a bussy

and let Jaden have the tablet. Face it, Mikey, you took another L, you may as well just own up to it. I'm pretty sure you don't want to get in trouble with your mom for the 50th time today. That's because he lost the bed that he came up. with? I would ask who's telling the truth, but I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that.

Mikey, you shouldn't make a bet that you can't keep. Hey, hey, stop! If you don't, then I'm gonna take it. Damn, the two eye-colored Todoroki motherfucker is not having it today. Are we getting a Mikey and Jaden and Karen episode mixed into fucking one? I'm gonna finish doing the laundry, but do you guys need me to make you anything? Yes, please. I'll take a PBJ.

With the request. Okay. Actually, that's okay, Mom. I'll ever have, I can make one. Ooh. Are you kidding? I'm not gonna make you a P.B. and J? Mikey, why are you being a piece of shit?

You made a bet to say yes for 48 hours. If Jaden is asking you to make a peanut butter jelly, motherfucker you're making a peanut butter jelly. I'm sick of hearing your bullshit. Hey Eddie. What's up? I've never seen you doing homework during lunch. You feeling all right, buddy? Yeah, I'm just trying to get this done before Mr. Wilson's class.

Wait, there was homework? Mm-hmm. Not again? No. I swear, Mikey only takes L's in this fucking universe. Guys, I want to let you all know that there's probably an alternate reality from our current universe where Mikey is actually an absolute Chad. I just hope that one day those two universes cross.

Imagine if there was a Darmand video where Mikey became. a millionaire and then he wakes up and it was a fucking dream. I would get a fucking six-pack by laughing so hard. Mikey, don't tell me your copy his homework again. Quiet. I don't have much time. Stop. No.

No. Did you forget about audio? I want you to stop copy his homework. Alright, I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all. That is a bitch move. Whenever your education is on the line, I think your Minecraft bet goes, out the fucking window. And this is coming from me and I was like top three students in my fucking grade. If you see a classmate that has class next period it needs to get the

homework done, spare them the fucking energy. It's always better to be a good Samaritan than a little shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? Impossom. There's no way you're doing your homework. I know you're doing it myself. Give me my book back. I don't have much time. Really? I guess it's a first time for everything? Yeah, well. Don't talk to them until you finish your homework. Did Mikey just listen to you? Do you have maintenance house or something?

I know, holy shit, it's a miracle. Now that I think about it, this episode of Darman might actually be the rise of Mikey. Mikey might actually realize that doing the right thing isn't so bad. Doing your homework independently and actually listening to your brother. If this shit keeps up, Mikey is going to become the fucking president. When the next few minutes, you have to do whatever, Jay, and their... Tell you to do. Studying.

Have a middle left. And you to take the L while singing, Mikey is down back. Mikey is, Mikey is Downback! What the fuck am I watching? I thought we were just on the topic of Mikey having a redemption arc.

What the fuck is this bullshit? I thought my boy Mikey was about to grow up and maybe get some hoes. Maybe get some money. But nah, I was fucking wrong from the start. All right. Michael, thank you. Hey, Mikey.

Mr. Wilson. I can explain. Just looking at this, I can already tell how many you got right. Very impressive. Whoa. Hold up. You telling me Mikey got something right for once? I can't fucking believe my eyes.

One second, Mikey is a bitch and one second, Mikey's a Chad. This entire episode is quite the emotional roller coaster for me. Can you bring my dessert to the living room? I'm gonna go watch the new Narmann premiere. A little help with your brother, please. But mom, it starts at 5 p.m. and I like watching these videos when they premiere. It is your turn to do the dishes. Well, actually, Mikey can do them. Thanks.

Ugh! Jaden, I'm gonna... When you've gained no academic vocabulary, you result to making caveman noises. Sorry, Mikey, you can only make a certain amount of... As much as you want before karma catches up to you. You shouldn't have made the bet. Jaden is too much of a fucking gangster. Is Mr. Wilson talking to Principal Myers about?

I'm sorry, but I just got word for Mr. Wilson that a couple of our students cheated in the final. They're going to need to return their deployments. Mikey, please tell me it wasn't you. Holy fucking shit. Was that the ending that was shocking, Dard? because if it was, you have my pants shitted. Mom, you don't understand. I didn't. Lastly, Mike.

No way. No way. Evnandez, please come up and return your diploma. Honestly, Mom, I'm making the same fucking face. Congratulations, Mikey. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Hey, people, what's up?

Today, I discovered the creepiest sprungky content. Farm on YouTube. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is anti-fash. And I'm sure that there is not much discussion needed. I mean, seriously, just take a look at this dude's shorts tab. I think the thumbnail says it all of what we're checking out today. And by the way, in case you're wondering, yes, the thumbnails are just as bad as the actual video. I challenge your ass to watch this video to the end. But yeah, let's begin. Nice, bro. What a way to begin the video. I swear every single kid's video game has to be littered with the same old getting stuck in the fucking window joke.

I think everybody in the audience by now knows exactly what this innuendo means. Again, I can't exactly say what this innuendo is on YouTube. I think if I told you guys, Neil Mohan would get his firing squad and find out where I live. If this was Spotify, however, oh man, I can tell you all about it. But honestly, I don't think I have to tell any of you. You guys definitely know what's going on right now. Okay, but in all seriousness, just imagine you walking in on your five-year-old child watching this. And you know what's the worst part about it is that your child will be watching that video with a completely innocent mind.

And yeah, you might be thinking, oh, well, Rith, that doesn't sound so bad if he doesn't know what he's looking at. Okay, little Timmy, do you remember the day that you discovered orange content? Yeah, I guarantee if I asked you if you would like to erase that first memory from your mind, you most definitely would. That's what I'm talking about. Now that I think about it, audience, when you guys have kids, oh, I am so sorry. You guys are going to have to supervise them better than the fucking FBI. And honestly, if you just want my opinion, I'm just going to say, fuck that shit, and we're all becoming monks. Believe me, I sincerely believe this is way better than this.

Okay, I think I discovered how this video is going to be going. The last video that we checked out wasn't so bad, even though it was completely f***ed up. Definitely never anything that you were going. should serve to a child. But if we follow the trend here of what's going on, ladies and gentlemen, I don't think that these videos are going to get any more PG than what they are right now. And you know what, audience, I really do not feel comfortable knowing that information. Because, you know, every time I make a YouTube video about the most disgusting shit on YouTube.com, I kind of have to flush my hard drive just like how God flushed the earth.

And the fact that this is only the second video win is, uh, it's very alarming to me. What the fuck? Yes, audience, this is most definitely something that you should be serving to kids. Annie facts, what the fuck are you doing behind the scenes? Who's drawing this shit for you? Do you know the message that you're giving to the youth right now? Not even my thumbnails are as bad as this. Yeah, maybe there's a little bit of b-p-p-n it, but guess what?

Girls have fucking b-b-s. You don't have to exaggerate this shit on the Sprunkey characters like it's a fucking model off a 6-9 music video. Bro, there are so many other ways that you can just indicate that the female character is a female. Maybe you could try by putting normal fucking clothes on them. I can't tell if that is Sky or Nicole Waterson. I mean, it's the same skin color as Sky and Sky is 14 years old. I don't know, audience, my hand is really shaking over the fucking 911 call button. It would really be a shame if somebody were to go.

go to jail today. Bogatata. Bagatata and Marrero. All right, bro. It's literally just a sprunky trying to hit a deadlift. You can pipe down now. Speaking of the gym, ladies and gentlemen,

if any of you guys go to the gym are planning to sign up, do not go to the gym and be a complete fucking weirdo like this guy. I will have you know, ladies and gentlemen, that all the girls that are at the gym, they got their fucking tripods and they're all recording their sets.

So if you even look at them the wrong way, Oh, your ass is all over TikTok. My recommendation as a guy when you're at the gym to start staring at the fucking floor like your Buzzlight year. That is the only way you are not gonna end up on TikTok being a weirdo. But yeah, moral of the story is

don't look like this guy right here. Bukatata and Rose Rosie. Okay, this guy is really just testing the YouTube algorithm right now. And above everything else, this guy is really testing my ability of what I have to censor in this video. Thank God on Spotify.

I don't have to censor any of this shit But when it comes to YouTube I really have to try hard here Even though all the videos that I am checking out today Are not age restricted or anything like that YouTube for some reason really has that out for me And tries to demonetize and age restrict anything I do So I have to sit here and edit this video

Like a good little bitch for YouTube Just so that they can throw their crummy little $50 at me I love you YouTube Mwa Jesus Christmas there is is so much to be going over right now. Firstly, uh, why are we getting four YouTube shorts in one YouTube short? Secondly, I'm not even doubting it by this point. That is literally Sky. So if I was doubting before, if that was a 14 year old, we're all doubt a squash now. This motherfucker's

making kids do some weird shit. And finally, because there's four YouTube shorts on screen, do we really need this type of stimulation nowadays to get the five year old's attention span? Because at this point, this is not even trying to grab the kids' attention span. It's just honestly sad. The fact that we're having to resort to these types of antics to get people's attention span is crazy. This has got to be the most mind-numbing shit I've ever seen in my life. We are completely past the label of BrainRod. I think once people started putting four fucking YouTube shorts on screen to get people stimulated.

We're past the label of BrainRod, motherfucker. This shit is brain-frying. guys really want to understand how bad brain rot has gotten I want you to close your eyes and imagine showing this video to a fucking caveman because you know a caveman hasn't been stimulated by anything the most fucking stimulating thing that they've seen was a campfire if you were to put all of these flashing colors and all of these uh desires in front of his face that caveman is going to lose his fucking mind if the fucking caveman is getting that excited over a video like that and then in contrast to us where we literally have no reaction to seeing these YouTube shorts it really does give you a gauge about how far the human species has fallen

dude these animations have gotten so fucking lazy that they won't even animate the sprunkies facial expression if anything i'm starting to believe that they're not even the ones that animated this shit they probably just took a cut out picture of the fucking sprunkie's head and put it on top of somebody else's animation. And then, of course, you get some stupid shit like this. These motherfuckers are really doing the most to get these kids' attention span. Holy shit. Okay, I'm done looking at this shit. Subscribe to the channel if you want me to make more videos about Sprunky content farms. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.