Ryth - Aphmau Is In Danger.

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

Aphmau Is In Danger.Aphmau, one of the biggest Minecraft TikTok and YouTube and YouTube shorts creators is in danger. Aphmau has a fan named Ein, Ein is friends with Aphmau in minecraft, and he put Aphmau In Danger In Minecraft.

What's going on? Whoa! Holy shi-Affmow! What the f'f'n going on here? You're chained and there's a diamond sword! Is she about to get fucking t'-chered? Alright, people, what's up? Today I found the creepiest AFMOW video I've ever seen.

Kidnapped by a crazy fanboy in Minecraft. Affmow, the only boy fans you have are the ones that simp for you. And yeah, they probably want to do this weird shit too! Oh no. Oh, you're finally awake. Ian? What's happening? Clearly nothing good, Afmow. First off, how do you even expect yourself to be in this predicament in the first place?

You just wake up one day and you're chained to the wall with a sword that's next to your neck. And your first reaction is, oh, how am I here? Oh, gosh, I'm chained to the wall again. You got fucking kidnapped! Isn't it obvious? Afmow, I'm your biggest fan. Yeah, Afmow's about to lose her life. But then again, can we say that Afmow didn't have this coming?

This motherfucka Ean has been stalking her since day one. So seeing this man about to slice and dice AFMAL on the fucking wall, I can't say that I'm surprised and quite frankly I'm excited this is happening. Alright, gonna take this so I can go make a dime pickax and get some obsidian. Why is my door open? Um, are these flowers leading to my... What's going on? AFMOW, are you fucking retarded?

Why is the front door open to your house? What the f*** do you think happened? You can't possibly think that your mom or dad visited, you because if I were your mom or dad, I wouldn't F-kin visit. By the time you were two years old, your ass would have already been in the fucking foster home. But anyways, yeah, Afmountain, uh, you got fucking rocked. Um, are these flowers?

Leading to my... What's going on? Whoa! What is this? The heart for me? And, um, I've been watching you. I saw you needed diamonds, so I made this for you. I hope you like it and me. Signed your number one biggest fan?

Damn, Ian. You're one fucking poet. I have never read a love letter that quite literally and made me profusely cry my eyeballs out. But Ian, the second I read that fucking Shakespearean literature, oh my God, I think I was having an emotional breakdown listening to that. Listen, Ian, I'm not gay, but if you wrote that for me, I might have to change that. Just kidding, fuck you. Wow, that Archer is impressive. And you know, I bet you love whoever made that for you.

Um, I appreciate them, but... Why are you just watching me from the window? You can come in, I guess? Oh, you want me to come inside? I... La Zanne sur-gillet, Pucance-Moyerned for 15 minutes. We're like to dojo.

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Vealier to play in a fashion responsible. Deconditions apply. Ian, that is a very interesting word choice right there. Obviously, I can't say which two words he said that was very intriguing to me. You want me to come inside? Because I don't want to get shot by YouTube CEO himself. But yeah, long story short, this man, Ian, is definitely thinking with his second head today. One moment!

Being really weird. Okay. Who made this for me anyway? Ian? That's with that shirt. What? Nothing. I just realized that you're super cool.

And when I think of you, my heart races. Um... Ian, when I see you, I have a sudden and masculine urge to grab a fucking machete. I don't know, Ian. Something about you really gets my heart racing. Because I can really see your feelings for AFMAL right now. I really do. I really want to know where your heart's at.

And soon, Ian, it's going to be in my fucking hand. Um, I know you want to date me so. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I'm just your fan. Your biggest fan. Um, well, you're not, Ian. You know, this, this is kind of my biggest fan right here. Wait. Fan of soccer, you could assist at a moment historic.

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I want to jump in a fucking plane propeller. Yeah, I'm gonna turn on. Wait, what? Ah, got. Ow! Oh, I'm gonna let him be. All right. Maybe I can just leave him be and he'll leave me alone as well.

Wow, what the? How did you get here? Hi, I got you some potatoes. Wait a second, Ian. Why the fuck are you an Afmouse refrigerator? I thought serial killers were supposed to put their victims in the, Like audience, I'm sure that we've all seen the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary. You would know that it's a very common trait for serial killers to hide their prey.

And, you know, the refrigerator. But no, this serial killer Ian has taken it a step further. Instead of making Afmau a victim of the refrigerator, he decides to reverse the situation and put himself in the fridge. Quite the plot twist. Can I give you a hug? Ian! I don't have any fans of the server.

If I did, I'd be more appreciative. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh, did I, did I walk on something? No! No, you didn't, Aaron, don't worry about it. No, no, no, don't worry. He'll be jealous. I know what I must do. Now, Aaron, we can talk about this. What?

Woo-hoo, damn, mof-f-ca beat his ass! Like, seriously, name one other motherfucker that's going to absolutely kick someone's ass in the AFML lore. And yeah, sure, you might mention Zane, but fuck Zane. I'm talking about a motherfucker that literally has the biggest amount of testosterone in his n-sat. That packs a fucking punch. I'm talking Saitama shit. It is literally that man right there! My mom! Alright, is that all you got?

Then watch this. A fucking pixie. Alright, gotta get some glass. Just like you can fix up my house a little bit. Whoa! I have now, you found me! Okay, what the fuck? Does this mufkuh not know where he is?

You are literally buried under a bunch of fucking sand. I really hope under all that sand a fucking rattlesnake bites you in the ass. I knew you wouldn't let Aaron get between you and your big, You aren't my biggest fan, Ian. Just like this is some kind of drinking that you're trying to... No, no, no, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, listen, listen, listen. I got you a present. Uh, hang on.

Hey, blu-r-r-r-r-g. Okay, if you wear it, I promise I'll leave you alone. Yeah, no, Afmell, that's a fucking lie. You really think after this guy broke into your home and stalked you through the fucking refrigerator? You think this guy is actually going to leave you alone? Get the fuck out of here. Really? Really?

Huh. All right. Sounds like a deal. Come down. Okay. So, so. I got you this. Aw, what is this? Okay, a fanboy necklace. Cool, thank you. Aw, it actually is kind of nice.

Aw. You know what? I'm gonna wear it, and I'll see you later. Okay. What was that? Oh. What happened? What's happening?

Ian, what are you doing? Yeah, no, that's fucking crazy. So this guy, Ian, quite literally made a necklace that teleports Afmal back to him. When she gets what, like four steps away? Like, damn, oh, fucka, if you wanted to teleport her back to you, you could have made it maybe one or two steps away. But no, you wanted to sniff the fucking perfume in the dinner she ate yesterday. By having her like two inches away from your fucking lips.

Guys, isn't this like sexy as... I'm not doing anything, and don't worry, I'll just leave instead. Why am I teleporting to you, Ian? What's going on? Well, you know, uh, you see, I said I'd leave you alone, but you can't seem to leave me alone. What are you talking about? You just want to spend time with your biggest fan, don't you?

Ian, this isn't funny. I'm taking that stuff off. What? Curse of my minding. Help what's the biggest fan? Last until Beacon is broken. Damn, Afmow, so basically you're fuck. But then again, Afmau, you have brought yourself into this predicament.

You decided to trust the guy that broke into your fucking home. And tries hugging you from the fucking refrigerator. And now you're accepting some random fucking parcel from this weird. Affmow, what the f f f-f-did you think was gonna happen? He's mean, Ian! Aw, see, this is perfect! Now we can spend time together forever! Now come on, we're gonna have so much fun!

No! Damn, Ian, get fuck! Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Everybody subscribe so I can pass AFMAL and subs.