Ryth - Aphmau Made A Terrible Anime.

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

Aphmau Made A Terrible Anime.Minecraft. Minecraft is one of the biggest places on the internet to build an audience on YouTube. Aphmau and her minecraft roleplay content, and minecraft cringe content, got Aphmau to make her very own minecraft anime. This is Minecraft, but the worst minecraft roleplay ever.

Alright people what's up? Today I found out AFMOW had an anime episode. Do you love anime? I love anime. Let's watch the AFMOW anime. Minecraft, but my friends are animated. I bet I am in for a treat. Ow! What the fuck?

Halfmow, I knew that your videos were typically loud, but please tell me when the day was you woke up and decided to be a fucking tumor. I sincerely do not remember. Do not remember your other Minecraft videos being this fucking loud. Now, normally when I watch your videos, I would only leave with a mild headache, but not even three seconds in the video, and I'm already pissed off. You're crying. Why are you crying?

No, no, no, I found if you cry, if you cry, he will come. So this is the shit you spent all your YouTube revenue on. What a fucking waste of money. You know, maybe you could have actually had good voice acting to back up the animation. But no, you took that idea. and threw it right out the fucking window. If I had Afmow's budget to make animated YouTube videos, I would be more than a blinking purple pussy on screen.

Not this bullshit where there's an Among Us character on this dude's forehead. You call this evolving your content? I call this a load of shit. Sounds. Uh-oh. That sounds. Um, what did you do?

The things kids find interesting in 2022. And audience, yes, I know I continue bringing up this question. At this point, I sound like a philosopher asking the most useless fucking questions, but I invite any Afmow fan that happens to watch my YouTube videos to comment a fucking essay on why exactly you as a little boy enjoys these videos. And I promise I will read your comment. Everybody's going to look at you like a fucking zoo animal, but I am interested.

Yeah, kissed a frog. Is your frog your new boyfriend? Yeah, but he tricked me. You tricked Afmow! I'll never forgive you! Wait! Teaching children, animal abuse! Now that's a life lesson right there, Afmow.

It was idiot. That, yeah. What? Done. Uh-oh. I'm so glad these guys consistently beat the shit out of this guy. I have no idea who he is. I am not familiar with the Afmow crew in the slightest.

But whoever this blue motherfucker is, I'm so glad you bully him. Out of the entire AFMAL crew, he is easily one of the most annoying people I've ever seen. Not just on YouTube, just in life general. Line, line, right? Right now. Yo-Yo! Pause! And this is why I will never watch Jojo.

Not that I hate the fucking anime, I've never seen the anime. But if AFMAL watches Jojo, I'm afraid I will never watch this show in my life. I'm just have to stick with my good ol' initial D, baby. What the fuck? Don't stay calm Oh Guys I gotta sneeze

Don't you dare Ian don't too Yeah What the fuck just happened? The only person That can help me Understand this shit Is my 4-year-old

Neese Were they trying to not get noticed By the 60-year-old Predator in the Comic Store? Did this guy sneeze Because Jojo was a disease

The fucking anime? I am so unbelievably lost No I don't want them to keep an eye on me You already got me in trouble and I already biteed them. So you know, I'm still going to lie down on the floor. Missy, I don't want to hear a no from you. Now come here.

No. Here's an Ian that you're going to watch over you. Come on. No, I'm saying here on the floor. Come on. You can't, you can't. No, stop pulling me. You have no choice in the matter.

I think I understand things now. Afmau is into toddler role play. I figured it out, baby, let's go. 30-year-old woman into toddler role play. I mean, that's a little weird, bro. The idea of pretending to be a, child and letting this guy boss you around. That's a little sussy. I can't say the other word because YouTube would get their fucking firing squad. Okay, thank you all for coming here today. We are here to honor a wonderful fish.

And uh- Who the fuck is this? I swear audience, the dumb asses just keep on piling up. Out of the entire FMO crew, this is the only guy I can tolerate. Everybody else is low IQ, loud as fuck, doesn't know how to do shit. It's all Almost like they're acting like a modern child of today's day and age. Huh, go figure. I told you you can't object to this kind of thing. Look, Casey, I know it's hard, but I'm sure Cupcake lived a long, healthy, fishy life.

When did you get him? Yesterday. Oh. Well, what the fuck did you do to the fish? If I had to put on my tinfoil hat here, ladies and gentlemen, this kind young lady probably overfed the fish like a fucking idiot. And she probably made the fish fucking pass away. And I only say this from personal experience. When I was five years old, I overfed my fish and it fucking died.

He probably did the same shit. I wouldn't put it past her. At least there's water here. Oh, no, I don't like water. Oh, but there's a lava. Over there's the water. Oh, no. This is a bad way to live.

I'm just trying to, long distance. I got to get out of here. This is too much. Come on. Get. But, ah. Oh, not the butt. Yeah, I don't like this guy anymore.

I liked you for the first two minutes. I really thought that you were mature, but I guess not. So fuck you. Okay, you know what? I may be the princess player trapped inside. You, Afmow? A fucking princess? Oh shit, your kingdom's gonna fucking burn.

The 30-year-old woman that acts like a fucking toddler becoming a princess. I would rather have the queen on her fucking last breath before I choose you. But at least my kingdom is safe. No, you're fucked. Who ever keep my kingdom safe? Shut the fuck up. What can I say? I was right.

If I were to rule a kingdom, this shit would not happen. Everybody would walk on fucking streets of gold. Well, I may not have my smarts, but at least I still have my looks. Then motherfucker go back to 2009? I swear as the video continues to progress, I'm starting to fucking hate this guy more and more. You're very handsome things. Casey's gonna love it. Go, go show her.

Go show her. Oh, okay, see. Look at him go. He's got this. Oh, come on. That's what I call a common L from the AFMAL crew. Did I expect anybody from the AFMAL crew to pull some hose? Absolutely not.

If I can't pull some fucking hose, then you can't get shit. Oh, what's this? Seems to be a force field. It keeps out anything that's evil. I can definitely use this to make sure that I get up. Wait, wait, hold on. Sorry, I mean, I just missed it. Wait, wait, wait, why can't I get in?

Heads up. Beet feet coming through the seat. What? Yeah! Let me let it noise. No time, noi. Guys! Audience, this is what I would call segregation.

Now, I'm not calling anybody anything, but do you see any colored folk inside of this building? I mean, there's Afmout, but she's fucking tan. I think the door is racist. I know somebody had to say it. The door of racism is being a piece of shit. You know what? I'll let you out the door.

Yeah, this workout stuff isn't really my thing. Um, I'm gonna go read instead. See ya. Try, Kim. Try, try with his dumbbell right here. Oh no! Yeah, I think I'm fucking done. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.

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