Ryth - Ben Azelart Almost Dies.

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

Ben Azelart Almost Dies.Ben Azelart. One of the biggest YouTube and TikTok cringe creators. With Ben Azelart being one of the largest TikTok and YouTube Shorts creators, Ben Azelart made a cringe video about surviving in horrible weather conditions where Ben Azelart almost dies.

Today, two teams stripped down to nothing but their clothes will have to face the world's most extreme weather condition. So what if I peed in the bottle and you took a sip of it? Crazy. Oh shit! Oh! Ben, that's a snake. Holy! All right, people, what's up?

Today, Ben Azalart almost died. Well, kind of. Surviving the world's most extreme weather. Why is bro describing this like he's about to jump at a fucking volcano? Today, two teams stripped down a nothing but their clothes will have to face the world's most extreme weather condition. Wait a second, Ben, this competition is so unfair. How come both teams are stripped down to nothing but their clothes? But these girls were in the freezing cold, but you guys are out in the desert.

If this was extreme, wouldn't you guys be wearing like hot sweaters in shit? That makes no sense. This is completely unfair. Team boys will battle the scorching heat of the desert with temperatures high enough to boil an egg. And team girls will face the bone-chilling cold of the Arctic with temperatures low enough to freeze water in minutes. Yeah, but you guys are shirtless. That's the perfect thing you need to be when you're in the desert. It's much better wearing no clothes in the summer than wearing no clothes.

in the winter. Ben, you fucking goober. Teague, dehydration and hypothermia will test our physical and mental limits. I already know the boys are gonna win. Even though they already have a competitive advantage, I'm gonna get sexist here. Men are more capable in the great outdoors. I'm just saying. Well, actually women kids, I don't give a fuck.

We're bigger, we're stronger, we're naturally built for survival. The boys are gonna win. Ben Azlart's gonna fucking win. The challenges won't stop there. Lexi will be in a control room putting us through extreme challenges. Oh, so Lexi is like the game master of all this bullshit. Are we playing hunger games? Misery begins in three, two, one.

What the hell? Ben, don't you fucking pretend that you didn't know you were in a desert? You felt the sand under your feet. You know what's hot is fucking outside. And what? You never had any idea you were being driven to a fucking desert? This motherfucker really said, What the hell?

That reaction was the fakesest thing I've ever seen. Like, come on, Ben, pretend harder. Oh, my God. Are these people fucking stupid? Do you guys have, like, none of your? senses activated when you have that fucking mask on you don't feel the sensation of the cold going up every crevice of your body you have no idea that you're walking around in a cold environment when there's in snow beneath your feet what the f f f is so interesting about that mask that makes you so invincible to all the five senses obviously i'm joking but digity damn you can cut the fakeness of this video with a pair of scissors so how this works is we are going to play last man standing team boys in the desert and team girls in the arctic the winning team gets an all expensive paid while vacation to the opposite place that they are in.

Ben, is that a fucking stock image? Dude, I must be on some profit timing right now. I know that's a stock image. You can see the compression in the fucking image. Holy f***. Does the rewards in this video not even exist? Are you guys just putting yourselves through torture for absolutely fucking nothing?

I know this picture was ripped off Google. It's so fucking obvious. They're not fit to be in the snow. We need clothes. We don't even have our phones. Oh no, not your fucking phone. Dude, why the fuck you need your phone in the middle of the woods?

Motherficker, you're not going to be in the snow. gonna have phone service. Who the f*** are you gonna call Topper Guild to rain food all over the fucking place? It's not gonna work with your sh**y-ass Verizon family plan. Whatever's in this box and help us survive this entire challenge? I don't know what you're thinking, just going and take the things out of the box. Well, uh, yeah. Just so you guys know, I'm watching you very closely.

So no stealing from the crate. First challenge. Oh, literally shaking. Water is an important resource for survival. Especially in the harsh desert. You see the difference between Ben Azelar and the girls in their different environments. Ben Azelard is reading those instructions and he's fucking chilling. The girls in the cold environment since they got no clothes on, they're over here shivering and shit. They can't even stand still. This is what I mean. It's so

fucking unfair. Find some water. It's all sand around here. There's nothing out here. We don't complete this challenge and we don't find water. We do a punishment. We're not going to do that. Along with the envelope, we are given a box. Inside this box is, please be closed. A water bottle. Huh? A water bottle? It's empty. There's no water in here. We're going to leave our campsite to try to find water. Snow turns into water. Holy sh-women, you are so smart. Guys, listen, groundbreaking discovery. Snow turns into water.

Holy f***, I know, it's insane. What the fuck is acting like she just found the cure to cancer. Faster, live! Faster, if you help me. We're done. Does this work? No. That's not water, that's snow.

That's right, Lexi. Fuck you guys. Doesn't count. It's too hot for this. I'm gonna die. It's times all the way up this hill. There's nothing. Ah!

We're using our body heat. to melt the ice into water. Honey tighter! Wow, the first smart idea you guys had today! It's much better than the idea I had in mind. I would have got into this praying mantis pose and drank my piss. You might think I'm crazy, but I kind of have to go pee. So what if I peed in the bottle and you took a sip of it?

Crazy? Well, Ben, I can't say too much because that's the same... ...idea I had. Listen, bro, it's man versus wild, and one thing comes down to another, you gotta do what you gotta do. Okay, I'm peeing in this bottle. Let's like... Oh my gosh!

Ben's been gone for so long. I feel like I might have to drink this to completely this challenge. Yeah, please don't. I know I'm the one that pitch the idea for you to drink your own piss. But please, we have children watching. Please don't drink your piss on camera. Wait, what? He's got a cactus!

Oh my God, I don't have to drink my pee! Be careful! Ben, you are a fucking moron. You could literally take a stick and break the cactus a completely different way. Those weeds right there, you can literally use it like its fishing line and cut right through the cactus. fucking idiot. Look at all that lovely. It's dripping.

So glad we didn't have to drink pee. Oh, we got. Please tell me we're good. All right, girls, you have successfully completed the first challenge, so go ahead and open your reward. Go! Got a cactus? That count? That's actually pretty smart.

Yeah, that counts Ben. Damn, Lexi, don't get too fucking excited. I think she's just pissed off that men are actually pulling through. I don't think she understands how devoted we are. This motherfucker was about to get down and dirty and drink his own pee. That's pretty honorable if I do say so myself. We completed the challenge. And we get a reward!

What is it? Oh, man! No, I want clothes! Too fucking bad! You got a machete. That means shelter. That means if a fucking grizzly bear comes after you, you can defend yourself. The fuck you complaining about?

It's fine, it's fine. You know what, this machete can be used for shelter. It can be used for... But it's not a jacket. Holy shit. Shut the fuck up, you whiny woman. Umbrella! Open it up!

Yes! Holy shit, I can actually relax now. Next envelope. Please be something easy. Please be water. To protect yourself. from the savage elements in your desert environment, shelter is crucial. Create your own shelter.

Is the umbrella count? No, the umbrella does not count. Lexi, are you like actually dumb? Shelter literally means a place giving temporary protection from bad weather or danger. The umbrella protects them from the fucking heat. They already passed the challenge. F***ing you mean. I was a Girl Scout four years when I was 12 years old.

Yeah, girl, that doesn't fucking matter. Selling fucking shortbread cookies on the side of the road is not survival skills. Maybe if you identified as an upside-dyeye. upside down Ford Focus and joined the Boy Scouts or some bullshit. You might have actually learned something about survival. But oh well, you're late to the party. Pearson. No, no, no. I think I remember...

Selling cookies is not gonna save us now. You know what, it's all we got, Liv! I'd rather be in the Arctic with the girls. Look at how stupid we look with these clothes on, Pearson. We should be in the desert in these clothes. You know what, Blondie? You're actually right. You should be in the desert with these clothes. The problem with that girl is that Ben Azilar is literally in the same clothing conditions as you in the desert.

They are literally at an advantage. Is nobody going to point out this bullshit? A lot of sticks right here. We just break these sticks off. Take the whole thing. Oh, shit! Oh! Oh!

Then that's a snake. Oh! Damn, that's a nice addition to the video, Ben. They actually got a real snake. It looks like the snake ate something already. Motherf-f-ha-fitting looks pregnant. And that's a snake. There's no snakes out here.

I hope tonight. We don't get bit by our frickin' stank. Yeah, well, I hope you do. The fire only helps for so long. It's just not the same as like a warm bed. Did you hear that? What was that? Oh, hell, hell, no.

This was the part. the part of this whole thing that I was like, No, no, no, no, no. Come on, you guys can't be fucking serious. I really hope all of you recognize that that is literally just a sound effect that they added in the video. The sound of those tree branches crunching

is probably in the proximity of like five feet away. If those tree branches were crunching around them five feet away from them, they will be fucking running by now. The video's fake, I'm just saying. All right, I guess we'll try. Hopefully we'll make it out of this. Hopefully we'll make it out of this.

Shut the f f f f***. Oh, holy shit. Y'all's acting is so fucking booed. Night. You're right, Ben. Peace. Guys. Where the . The cam go?

Holy . He was right here. Oh my god, guys. I just woke up and then the camera was just already recording me for this intense moment in the video. Bro, quit bullshin yourself. Anyways, I'm gonna upload this video before Ben Azalart has a fucking heart attack just in time to record it. Please subscribe.