Ryth - BenjiXScarlett Is Crumbling.

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

BenjiXScarlett Is Crumbling. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The old Benji X. Scarlet. We got dumpy and keyboard and anguine and of course, rice is in between. Benji Benji, YouTube, copy, right. I'm the cringe god. All right, people, what's up? Do you remember Benji X. Scarlet? Well, he lost everything. Now, audience, this guy is being brought into 2026.
Starting point is 00:00:28 However, it's for all the wrong reasons. The last time I talked about a sack of shit like Benji X. Scarlet was well over a year ago. Whenever this guy was sending illegal copyright strikes to one of my friends by the name of OG Lofi. And of course, me and all my friends retaliated by spreading the information about his illegal copyright strikes, trying to essentially ruin my friend's livelihood. And Benji X. Scarlett's response was not to apologize.
Starting point is 00:00:55 However, it was to make more discracks basically joking about the situation. I'm in a different lake. You bolgers can't compete. Anyways, me and a bunch of my friends retaliated back to Benji X Scarlett in our own dish track Benji Benji, YouTube, and ever since then, we haven't really heard from the sack of shit. However, as of recently, I've been made aware by you guys how bad his content has gotten since then. So yeah, everybody liked the video to redeem your free cringe goggles. With that being said, let's begin.
Starting point is 00:01:32 I miss the old Benji X. Scarlet. Bro, look at this right here. I've been playing Roblox for five years. Holy shit, dude. Has the stress really got into him that bad? Did this motherfucker have a Tokyo ghoul, Konicky metamorphosis, and his whole entire head turned white?
Starting point is 00:01:48 Is this what happens when you have such a catastrophic falloff on YouTube that you just get a full head of gray hair? I'm not joking, by the way, this guy used to get like 700,000 views on his dog shit music. Now this guy's barely even able to pull 10,000 views of video. That's fucking nuts. I guess this is what happens whenever you pick a fight with the wrong group of people and we drop you like Andy saying that we don't want to fucking play with you anymore. What a pathetic fucking life.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I've been making music for five years. Look at this. Five years I've been doing this. Five years I've been doing this. You sound like you use a tube of Costco ground beef as a fucking gaming chair, you pixie. By the way, buddy, I don't think they were referring to the Benji X Scarlet that's been making music for five years. They were probably referring to the time whenever you were. making YouTube content and you weren't trying your fucking ass off to be the
Starting point is 00:02:39 Cringle Lord on YouTube? Or maybe they were talking about the era whenever we actually made your fucking ass relevant. They don't miss the old you, they just miss the era. And honestly, if you keep making videos like this, we might just have to bring it back. Because this is fucking terrible, my boy. And your freshly dyed hair that looks like Gandalf's nut sack isn't doing you any justice. Peek music. Did this fucking jackass really just call his music peak. Listen, man, I don't know what kind of music that you've been listening to, but my God, I feel bad for your eardrums then. Benji really is the type of guy to shed a fucking tear when he was listening to Frozen's Let It Go. Then again, I can't really put it past this guy. This dude is
Starting point is 00:03:18 more sensitive than my fucking prostate. Hey, Rock, Hey, Robots adopt me pets. He's are my favorite pets, and I don't love the pets, so let's adopt them one. I really hope I meet this fucking guy in person. Listen, Benji, I know you're watching this video. Are you going to VidCon? If so, I really want to meet you. It's happening this summer, Benji. I really do want to see you at VidCon. Whether you want to duke it out with me in person at VidCon
Starting point is 00:03:42 or maybe you just want to chill and have a nice blunt rotation. I'm down for either or, but trust me, I want to fucking meet you in person. Surely you are not this much of a fucking cornball in person. I've been doing this for years, guys. I've been doing this for fucking years, guys. You hear me, motherfucker? I've been doing this shit for fucking years.
Starting point is 00:04:00 How the fuck do you make music when you sound like? This guy talks like Donald Duck receiving a fucking uppercut from Mike Tyson. I'm bitch noises for fucking... Shut the fuck up, dude. I'm your god now. Holy shit, Benji, you just made me so fucking wet. You really have to appreciate this guy's dominant assertance that he's our fucking God now. Oh, your God now.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Yeah, Benji, just keep whispering that in my fucking ear. What the fuck am I saying, dude? Muh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm the cringe god. Okay, I'm actually being... being serious now. What the fuck is this dude on? This is a genuine question, by the way. Is this dude trying to clip farm for YouTube shorts? Because all I truly see in this video is a poor, feeble old man, trying his fucking ass off to farm engagement for his shitty YouTube channel
Starting point is 00:04:52 that's completely dead. I really hate to say it, buddy, but I think your best days are behind you. You had your moment on the internet committing illegal copyright strikes and literal crimes. And also sitting back at your desk and talking about fucking sprokey ass cheeks. But all that, bro, it's behind you. It's over. It's done. And the fact that this is all you have left to offer is truly satisfying to me. You really do have nothing left.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Yes. You should really fuck off. Uh-huh. Benji X. Scarlet is playing his dog shit music now. Fun fact to ladies and gentlemen, this sack of shit, Benji actually kind of. Copyright claims anybody's videos that incorporate his songs in their videos. Essentially, what I'm trying to say here is if I play Benji's song anymore in my video.
Starting point is 00:05:44 This motherfucker is going to take all the money that I make from this video. And if I'm going to be completely honest, I really do think that is how this guy makes the majority of his money. It's not because he makes the music. No, no, no. He steals all the people's money that incorporate his music in their videos. This dude really built his entire career off of stealing other people's money. But not today, Benji, you're not going to copyright claim this video. Yeah, copyrighted music.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Uh, yeah, Benji is a bitch on this copyrighted music. Yeah, hey. Why does this guy unironically look like an emo sixth grader that would get shoved in the fucking lockers? 27-year-old man, by the way. And this guy's clothing style is still stuck in fucking 2009. I cannot believe that this 27-year-old. 7-year-old man is mentally and physically still a child. What are my pronouns?
Starting point is 00:06:35 The greatest. Holy shit, guys. This dude really got jokes. My pronouns are the greatest. Yeah, more like redard faget. Or some people refer to me as cringe lord. I mean, to be fair, this guy is starting to be a little more self-aware. Cringe Lord being your pronouns is a bit more accurate than the greatest ever.
Starting point is 00:06:56 But honestly, I have no idea where the fuck you got the greatest for your proxious. Not exactly the pronouns that I would be thinking of whenever I take a look at you. At the end of the day, bro, you still look like you go protesting for a living. Maybe sensitive bitch is more fitting for you. Or Brain Rock King. So it's really up to you. Those are my pronouns. Comment yours down below.
Starting point is 00:07:17 My pronouns are sexy, humble genius. Way better than yours, you fucking loser. Get the Noly Yacht sandwich. Okay. Okay. Dude, how do you do that hairstyle even worse than the fucking 6-7 kid? Also, you are way too close up to this camera for my liking. I can almost smell your girlfriend's camel shit breath through your mouth.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Dang, those buns look good just like Noly's got! You know, guys, I think I just realized why Benji X. Scarlett acts the way he does. And I'm being serious. I think I understand why he thinks his music is so peak and why his videos are so fucking awesome. Do you guys see the top right part of the screen? That is a bunch of Disney bullshit. Now, listen, if you guys enjoy Disney, that's all fine. Dandy, but if you're a Disney adult like this person, that you are off on the deep end.
Starting point is 00:08:05 And I don't know about you guys, but this guy most definitely screams Disney adult. The fact that this guy is addicted to Disney this much tells me everything. I really think this guy is too far, God. I gotta have it. I know Liam Purple suck my god. 27-year-old man. Anyways, audience, like the video if you would like to see more Benji X. Scarlet.
Starting point is 00:08:30 With that being said, I'll catch you guys. later.

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