Ryth - Caleb Hammer Is Actually Creepy.

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

Caleb Hammer Is Actually Creepy.

It's okay to be a little gooner. Oh, guys, ladies you gentlemen, whatever just happened to. Good old classic. Graphy. Listen, I've made crazy jokes in my life. I've made crazy jokes in group chats. I've made crazy jokes.

I've made crazy jokes. I've made crazy jokes. I've made crazy jokes. I've made crazy jokes. All right, people, what's up? This massive finance YouTuber is actually weird. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Caleb Hammer from Financial Audit. I have made quite a few videos of this guy.

show in the past, where in his show he brings on random people with really bad financial choices, and he tries to give them a financial plan to get him out of debt, etc. All while at the expense of roasting their self-esteem. However, as of recently, I discovered that not only the guests on his show are weird, but he's pretty fucking weird too. And by that, I mean this man, when he was 23 years old, was sending multiple children inside of a group chat asking if they were gay, in that he would stick his fucking dingling down their throats.

But before we get into that, I think it's very important we bring on some context into the situation. Very recently, Caleb Hammer made a financial audit episode with arguably one of the weirdest guests on his show. We're going to cover some clips from this video to make sure that we understand the context of what's going on here. Because in my opinion, I think it's very important to we understand the views that Caleb Hammer has on, you know, the fucking age of consent. Before we get into the very deplorable shit that we're gonna be covering later. There you go for the college.

I mean, the younger, the better, right? No. I would say, in fact, I would say no. Biologically, uh, when they're most fertile. Come on, Caleb. Oh, my, fuck, dude. Yeah, I don't have a picture over. But, uh, or, uh, I would say,

may I, for the sake of society, have your bottom be 21. Oh yeah, for sure. Okay. Please and thank you. I'll say, anything other 21, they're too immature. Usually.

Uh-huh. Well, thank goodness that Caleb Hammer's bottom is 21 years old, right? Ha, ha, ha, fucking no. Now, granted, this guy is pretty fucking weird. Like, he is pretty fucking weird. I don't think even God himself can ever make me utter the sentence that the younger, the better. That is just a sentence you just simply don't fucking say. But I just find it very fucking ironic coming from Caleb Hammer that he's saying that 21 is the bottom.

Because according to these screenshots here, that's not really the case. It's okay to be a little gooner. But guys, ladies and gentlemen, uh, whatever just happened to good old classic. Fogherfy. Just sit down at your computer, open up the screen, get it just a nice big fake pair of tits from probably like a 30-year-old woman pretending like she's 25.

I'm sorry to cut it so short, but wouldn't the actual fuck does this have to do with finance? Like, was he spending too much money on fucking nudie magazines or something? Like, what's going on here? I get it. You can spend a lot of money on a lot of different things in this world. But the fact that this is even a segment inside of a finance podcast episode

where you're trying to be financially free, This just seems so far out in the left field With a dude who's like 80 Pretending like he's 60 So like Brandon's type Yes exactly Okay, you're paraprocial Whatever happened is just classic

Why do we got to bring tentacles into things Why do we got to bring Why do we have Jeffrey Epstein's Island, man? I don't know I feel like you would be better to answer that People just want to up the ante constantly Guys, just jerk off the regular Please, no tentacles, I don't want it.

Come on, man. Don't say that. In case you're wondering what this dude just said, he just said the word Lollicom. Yes, audience, that is animated cheese pizza. And for the record, audience, if any of you in the comments section are going to try and defend LollieCon, you are going to get obliterated immediately. Do not do it. But Lollicon, ladies and gentlemen, is drawn prong of little girls, little fucking children.

Not exactly something you want to admit to watching in front of millions of people on a fucking podcast. You are fucking disgusting. I'm going to get to you a little bit later, motherfucker. But you need to go in a fucking cage. Don't say that. Do you guys know what that is? Do you guys know what? What are you saying?

It's drawings of children. No. No. There's 500-year witches. All right. They're immortals. Don't do this. Don't try to do not do defensive.

Listen, I've... I've made crazy jokes in my life. I've made crazy jokes in group chats. Listen, I've gotten cooked for them. But they're jokes. You are going too far on this. All right, so that's the part that we're going to be talking about today. When Caleb Hammer was referring to those little jokes in a group chat,

he was talking about these text messages right here. Allegedly, when you're talking about not one but two children sexually, and everybody in the group chat says you're gross, and you keep on doubling and tripling down on it, allegedly, it's all just a joke, especially when you're trying to defend yourself after everything you're trying to say. Anyways, we have quite a few screenshots to go over between Caleb Hammer talking about little boys inside of a group chat. So quick warning, this is going to be some pretty raunchy shit that you're about to see.

So I hope you enjoy it. Caleb Hammer sends a little boy in the group chat and he says he's hot. Is he gay, please? Somebody says he's 16 and no fucking perf. Caleb Hammer replied saying, shame. Buddy, Caleb, where the fuck? is the punchline in this joke. Because when somebody asks what the age of consent is in Michigan,

you reply and defend yourself saying 16. I don't know, man, for a joke, it really looks like you did your research. In this screenshot, Caleb Hammer is sending a 17-year-old inside the group chat, and he is asking who that person is. And later in the conversation, Mr. Caleb Hammer is saying that he would like to personally stick his dingling in a hole of his. Any hole will do, thank you. And as this person's saying gross right here, I fully agree with that. This is a pretty fucking gross.

Mind you, Caleb Hammer is like 23 years old sending these text messages. I can't even fathom me sending something like that and I'm 21. Anyways, Caleb Hammer continues by saying, hot, let me. The other guy says, dude, he's like 14. Caleb Hammer says, nah, probably around this guy's age if they were with him. To which the person that took the screenshot said, he's, 17. Mind you ladies and gentlemen, 17 is still like, you know, kind of like a fucking kid. Still kind of like a six-year age gap. Pretty crazy, if you ask me.

Caleb Hammer replies saying, believe it or not, 17 is not under 16. Bro, what the fuck do you mean by that? This guy is just digging himself a deeper grave. Not only was a six-year age gap fine, but a seven-year age gap was also okay with him. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, this guy was. claiming that all of this was a joke. Meanwhile everybody in the screenshot is being like, are you fucking serious? That's still not an adult. Caleb Hammer justifies himself by saying I fucked too many people when I was not an adult. The other guy says I'm just trying to save you from trouble. And this fucking sick ass said if something is not against the law, then there would be no trouble. This mufucka's logic is like he goes to the fucking Philippines and fuck some 12 year old like it's gonna be okay.

Remember, ladies and gentlemen, even though he's defending himself from saying that he's not a diddler, this is all just fun in games. It's all jokes. Yeah, fuck off, dude. Oh man, this screenshot is just fucking great. And I'd fuck 17 year olds if it's legal there, it is here. Caleb, you're 23, that's gross. Yeah, I fucking agree. And this sick ass says, not really. What if I'm 50 and I find a sexy 21 year old and I can be his sugar daddy? I will do it. Or her? Sugar Daddy. This guy really is just grasping at the fucking walls to try and justify anything that he's saying. But guess what, audience? This guy gets to wipe away every single

thing that he's saying in this group chat because it's a joke, guys, it's just a joke. Even though he is taking genuine time out of his day to defend himself from saying that fucking a 16 year old is okay. I just find your punchline to be very delayed in your joke if that

makes sense. The joke is taking so long as if it wasn't even a fucking joke at all. Both of my grandparents are 10 years apart, six years is nothing. I would shove that cock right down his throat where it belongs. Dude, what the fuck, man? What the fuck? It is something if they're underage. Caleb says anyone under 16 is... This is so fucking terrible. Yeah, Caleb, you got some PDF file tendencies, my boy. I'm just joking, by the way. Audience, like the video if you would like to see a part two of

Caleb Hammer. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.