Ryth - Dead Internet Theory Has Ruined TikTok.

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

Dead Internet Theory Has Ruined TikTok.

Hey, what's up, bro. Alright, people, what's up? I think I am convinced that dead internet theory is real. Now, audience, dead internet theory is everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic, curation, bot activity, filters, AI generated content. The point I'm making today is that chances are 90% of the content that you are consuming on TikTok and Instagram and YouTube shorts is probably not even made by a real person. And also, the comments within that video of a video that was made by a bot,

those people are also probably not real. And that is primarily because of comments like this, and this, and shit like this. So today, we're going to find out if dead internet theory is real. But how can I not talk about dead internet theory if I don't go to my own YouTube shorts? I feel like this is the perfect landmine to go to. Let's go to one of my most popular YouTube shorts that has over 15 million fucking. What happens when you spend the day at the world's most dangerous water park? Literally nothing happens.

Just don't be a fucking idiot and you won't die. Oh bro, I subned Ned. Holy shit, Maderceivik. You need to get your mom to take away your iPad today. I knew that my YouTube shorts was perfect for this video. Why you're saying f-kenn-eating, what's wrong white you beenassler is best you know. Why you're saying free and in-nitting. What's wrong white you best?

Ben Asler is best you know. Somebody please put a 5-5-6 round in my fucking forehead. What? The Timbuck fuck did I just read? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with your fucking spelling, dude? I'm not even on some nerd shit, bro. You are just illiterate in the fucking English language.

Who in the fuck is Ben Azler? I think I'm starting to understand what's going on here. So dead internet theory is most likely bots or extremely dumb kids. Surely the person that commented this post is under five years old. The fucking cartilage from when he was a fetus is finally connecting to his fingers so he can type on an iPad. Yeah, uh, I sincerely hope that you are a bot. If you're a real human being typing this shit, I am so sorry. I don't think there's any helping you, bro.

You are so funny, sup to you. La Dong. Okay, I am genuinely confused what this comment is trying to say. Ratin, Sigma emoji. in cold emoji. Maybe he's trying to say Rith because he got the first in the third letter correctly. I mean, they are in the proper placement, at least. Is this kid trying to call me a cold sigma or some shit? That's crazy. You can't spell a four-letter name, but you know how to call somebody a cold sigma male. Your priorities, little bro, is completely fucked.

Kid's butt cheek in the back. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Kids butt cheeks in the back, skulls. emoji. Why are we looking at kids' butt cheeks in the back of my video? Listen, Mr. Sir, that was never the purpose of me posting that video. The video was about me roasting Ben Azalar at the water park. Why are you looking at little kids' butt cheeks? How do you take such an innocent video like me making lighthearted jokes about another YouTuber and somehow turn it into you looking at a child's ass? FBI, CIA? I got him right here. He's right there, guys. Okay, I think I'm done checking out my videos. I think it's time to poke the finger at other people now.

Hey, I'm on vacation. Yaku! Nope. Oh? I'm on vacation. This is so cool. Listen, Mr. Ryan Tferred, how the fuck is this cool? If you really think this shitty-ass animation from the free trial of Blender is cool, your brain must have metaphorically already been put into a blender.

This shit is not cool. And who the fuck? left 19 likes on this comment. Surely 19 real people did not leave likes on that comment. Matter of fact, I don't even think Ryan Tferd is fucking real. Listen, uh, Mr. Tferd, if you're watching this video, I sincerely want you to comment. I will pin your comment if you're that guy. Please disprove the bot allegations. Are you a real human? Okay, I am completely convinced this one has to be a bot. Why are we getting Chinese motherfuckers just spamming emojis in a comment section like this.

By the way, YouTube and Spotify, I'm not being racist, okay? I'm trying to logically figure something out here. Hear me out. The only way that this can possibly be a real human is unless this Chinese person is trying to convey a message. So they're gonna try and communicate to us in fucking hieroglyphics. But out of all the comments that we've checked out today, I am convinced that this one is most definitely a robot. Yes, Allegia delacion. Yes, yes indeed.

If you're at this point in the video, I want all of you to just comment, yes. You know, audience, unfortunately, this comment was made by a real human being, I can tell. But for some reason, their positronic brain did not allow them to publish this comment until they had, uh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten, eleven, two, twelve, twelve fucking emojis. You know what, I'm just gonna add my own theory on top of dead internet theory. Not only are the bots invading every single comment set. But these chronically online kids have been inside of robotic comet sections for so long

that they are even developing positronic brains to comet comets just like them. Remember when we were children that we would joke around about robots taking over the world? Yeah, well, it's actually happening now. That is fucking terrifying. Unfortunately, this person was probably also a real fucking person. If I had to dumb down my IQ to a fucking gorilla, this person would be a fucking gorilla, this person was probably just spamming their keyboard, indicating that they were laughing and they reinforced that by putting laughing emojis. But, uh, this comment is most definitely deserving of a spot on dead internet theory.

Because, uh, what normal person fucking says this? Because listen, either this comment just did what I just said it did, or this comment got drunk out of its mind. It was rubbing his face all over the fucking keyboard. I really hope it's not the second outcome. But if that is the case, Mr. Afriza, you can contact me. I can give you some resources for rehab. We'll get you back on your feet in no time, bro.

Moimoy. Okay, this comment, I genuinely have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say. What the fuck is a moy-moi that sounds like a female's beef curtains. Hey, bitch, can I see your mooy? Young Monk. You know, I would be perfectly fine from this comment from Jason, but why do you have to use that emoji? Young Month and this emoji does not go together at all.

Why are you moaning over young month? Kind of fucking weird if you ask me. If I give you $100, would you get a car? Yes, he is signed. I love you at Mr. Beast. For 1.3 billion views. Holy fuck, these babies just spawned out of their mother's vagina and started commenting this shit. I love you, Mr. Beast.

Yeah, and so does his fucking best friend. Ween Suu-Zou-O. Listen, whoever the fuck is running these YouTube comment bots, you have got to fix them. They're not even producing real sentences. How do you fuck up that bad? Honestly, if you have a YouTube comment bot and they're commenting shit like this, I think you sincerely need to retire from being a coder. Because this is just terrible fucking coding.

You need to resign today. Bro, just sit bit, bro, for the long week. I farted dot dot, 3. Thank you, Benjamin. I'm sure that all of us needed to fucking hear that. I think it's time to conclude the video. Howdy it, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about dead internet theory. Who knows, maybe I'll make the entire video just about my videos.

Anyways, with that being said, I'll catch you guys later.