Ryth - Dental Digest Is So Sensitive.

Episode Date: August 11, 2024

Dental Digest Is So Sensitive.Dental Digest, the creepiest and most psychotic Dentist on TikTok. Dental Digest has the most psychotic and creepy YouTube Shorts and TikToks. After Dental Digest broke t...he law by striking Ryth videos, Ryth is checking out more of Dental Digest's horrible dentistry videos.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Let's find out which level of toothbrush will clean my safety. Has anyone ever told this guy that he's the most annoying human being that ever grace God's earth? Let's check the before results. Okay, Conachy. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the most psychotic TikTok dentist in the world. Now, for those who aren't familiar with the YouTuber Dental Digest for my previous videos on my channel, this guy is a guy like the teeth in his mouth, he is very fucking sensitive.
Starting point is 00:00:28 I made some videos on this guy in the past and he got very sensitive and struck my videos for copyright because I made fun of him a little too much. Which, by the way, is an illegal crime. And over the months, I decided to have a low profile and no longer make any videos on Dental Digest. But a few days ago, I woke up and I decided to choose violence and message Dental Digest, uh, some very kind words. And, uh, yeah, he blocked me. Which made me start thinking about his most recent content in thinking, has he gotten any better, Since. Newsflash, he hasn't. Let's find out how many globs are in a tub of toothpaste.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Uh, buddy, I think you are wasting a perfectly good tube of toothpaste. Like, I am pretty sure that you could have done that intro without squeezing that tube of toothpaste and wasting all of it. But hey, who am I to tell a doctor anything? He is always using all of his resources and never letting them go to waste. It's essential to brush two times a day for two minutes. Morning and night. To keep things accurate, we will use the same amount of toothpaste each time. I have never seen a man on YouTube quite literally make brushing your teeth sound so intense.
Starting point is 00:01:34 This guy's videos have become so dramatic over the years that he is more exaggerated than a fucking vacuum commercial. Like we get it, the vacuum gets fucking dust from the ground and you rub a few bristles on your fucking teeth. This video quite literally does not need to be dramatic. And also, I hate to bring this up, but there is literally a fucking hair on your toothbrush. You fucking unhygienic dentist. That is a perfect little glob, the size of a piece. With 60 globs done, which is equivalent to one month. The tube is looking exactly the same.
Starting point is 00:02:04 It was hard to get enough toothbrushes for all the toothpaste. But good thing I have the world's largest toothbrush collection. Okay, once again, this music is just not fucking working for this video. All this intense music to convey the message that we are putting toothpaste on a fucking toothbrush. Can somebody please make sense of this shit? 180 squeezes later, we hit the three-month mark. 132, 233, 234, 2035, 2137, 238, 239, 240. This tube is looking kinda grim and I don't know how much more we can get out of.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Bro, you don't need to commentate over this shit like it's a fucking boxing event. Holy fucking shh, ladies and gentlemen, the tube of tooth face is not looking so fucking good right now. I don't know how much more it can take, it can only take a few more squeezes. Like, bro, shut the fuck up. So let's try some alternative methods to get out every last drop. We got the Colgate toothpaste. Let's place it in the toothbrush. Oh, and just like that, we got the final dog.
Starting point is 00:02:59 243 globs from a single tuba toothpaste. Holy shit, dude, thank you so much. I really needed this information for the rest of my life. The next time I'm doing my fucking tuba toothpaste, I'm gonna be like, oh God, I'm on my 130th fucking glob. I wonder what this guy feels when he sits in his bed at the end of the day, knowing he didn't accomplish anything to benefit the universe. Let's find out which level of toothbrush will clean my teeth.
Starting point is 00:03:23 I mean, audience. Do I really need to say what his face looks like right now? I guess you could say he got himself into a sticky situation. That is a lot of white sticky toothpaste, ladies and gentlemen. First, it's disclosing time. Let's check the before results. I'm sorry, but you look so fucking stupid when you do that. Like we get it, bro, you're a fucking dentist.
Starting point is 00:03:45 You're like Batman with all the fucking gadgets you have in your toolbox. But we don't need to see every little detail of your mouth to know that it looks like shit. And by the way, YouTube, that's not me. making fun of his personal appearance, okay? He quite literally made his mouth look like shit. Level one, a finger! I stand my finger! My mouth is still blue!
Starting point is 00:04:05 Uh-uh. Okay, buddy, what the fuck was that noise you just made? Uh-uh. Dude, shut the fuck up, you whiny little pussy. You sound like a fucking baby that doesn't get his pacifier when he wants to. Level two is a travel kid. Fat glob. Dude, why the fuck are you shaking your head?
Starting point is 00:04:26 You quite literally brunt. your teeth for like 10 seconds. Did you even take the time out of your day to even brush that singular tooth? And you're supposed to be a graduated dentist by now? Bro, you are not fucking ready. Your professor should have failed your ass. Level three! Ultra rare! Can somebody tell me why that was necessary just now? This whole time I'm watching this video and I'm thinking, dude, why is he so fucking feminine? I mean, he did get mad whenever I DMed him on Instagram, some not very kind words and he took the emotional response and he fucking blocked me. Instead of maybe responding and saying, fuck you or something, I would have had a little bit more respect.
Starting point is 00:05:06 But, uh, no, I was sorely mistaken. He's still the sensitive dentist that does this stupid shit and he wears V-necks. Why am I not surprised? One more left. Level four! Fat Lime! Wow, dude, go figure. Using Shaquille O'Neill's fucking toothbrush in your mouth isn't gonna work for you. Fucking idiot. This is the Fat Lod Mini Cooper mobile. Just how Red Bull has their very own Mini Cooper to hand out free Red Bulls. I'm here to fight off cavities and hand out free toothbrushes.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Yeah, but the thing is, how could you fight off cavities when you can't even prevent your own fucking cavities? I mean, I guess it's a good thing that you're giving a bunch of little Timmy's their toothbrushes so that they can finally no longer have plaque on their teeth. But, uh, other than that, you're nothing more than another mediocre fucking dentist that can't really brush their own teeth. This is the holiday season. Let's put some holiday lights on the mini coop. Dude, there is no fucking way that is your whip.
Starting point is 00:05:59 You got over 10 million subscribers and that is your fucking daily driver. driver bro. Nah, bro, this got me weak. Hey, dental digest, you ever want to race anytime soon? Just let me know. I will probably beat the ever-living shit out of you in a drag race, but hey, we'll see what happens. There's no easy task, so we had to come up with a plan. We decided to zip tie all the lights to the car. With the final project complete, it's time to hit the street. Dude, how could you possibly fuck up an already shitty vehicle? This looks so awful. People started to take pictures of the car Yeah, probably because the car looks like dog shit
Starting point is 00:06:36 If I ever see this epilepsy-inducing Boxy Metal on the road, you bet your ass I'm gonna be taking pictures of it And whenever I do finally take a picture of it, I'm gonna find the owner and tell him how sh**ty his car looks Hinned in this case, then he'll digest Hey, your car looks like shit And everyone was loving it And then we decided to hand out some toothbrush This dude is acting like he saved the world, bro, you gave away one toothbrush for
Starting point is 00:07:00 the dollar store. Here nothing special. Let's find out which holiday snacks is safe for your smile. Sour Patch Ornaments? Bro, we all know the answer that candy is bad for your teeth. If you were an actual dentist with a few functioning brain cells in your head, you probably wouldn't even be making this video. Whenever happened to the old dental digest whenever his videos were actually informative, you know, when you were actually adding some sort of value to the universe. And now all you do is consume thousands of grams of sugar and cope and say that it's a business expense. Talk about a fucking fall off, I swear.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Oh, that was not fun. Definitely naughty. The citric acid on this candy causes your teeth to dissolve away. I find it very rich coming from this guy telling you what you can and can't eat. Meanwhile, all this dude does on his YouTube channel is consume fucking candy. But Reth, he brushes his teeth right after. Okay, but he still swallows all of the candy he puts in his mouth. All I'm going to say is look at this old video by Dental Digest,
Starting point is 00:07:59 and then look at this new video by Dental Digest. Deges. All I'm saying is that if you don't visually see that he swallowed all that candy over the years then bro, you're fucking blind. Elf on the shelf, Gummy? Careful not to bling when this guy's around. Oh! What did you?
Starting point is 00:08:14 That was so fucking funny. Holy shit, that'll digest. You just made me piss my pants just now. That was so funny, man. Who the f is watching this and laughing their ass off? Literally nobody. Gummy elf is definitely noise. Abominal snowman Lollipop.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Troop Troop of Troops are made with real sugar. grab a sugar free option instead. It's made with Zayatol, which is a sweetener that doesn't cause cavies. Nice. This is your daily reminder to brush twice a day. And this is your daily reminder to actually brush all your teeth. Anyways ladies and gentlemen, f*** dental digest. Everybody subscribe.

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