Ryth - Dhar Mann Clones Are Out Of Hand.

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

Darmann clones are seriously getting out of hand. So I made them compete against each other. Today, three Darmann clones compete to see who has the best story, plot, comedy, lessons, whatever the fuck. We're checking out videos of the same topic to make sure this is all a fair match. Is Darmann going to win? I sure damn hope so. Let's begin. The first video is by Darmann. Nerd gets revenge on mean girls. What happens is shocking Darmann.

Oh, I always hear that people in high school can be mean, but I never think. thought it'd be this bad. I know, right? Do you want to play again? Hey girls. Whoa! Bethany? Shh.

I go by Bia now. Bethany was so middle school. Mother of God. One of the main characters in our story is insecure as fuck. If somebody calls you by your legal first name, I don't think you should have that much of a fit. Yeah, yeah, I was talking to Bethany. Shut the fuck up. It's Bia bitch.

This girl's got to. to calm her ass down. If I were grading this video based on estrogen levels, this would be a fucking A-plus. You spent all summer in Miami with your dad and you come back looking completely different? What happened? It's my new luck. Do you like it? Um, yeah, but...

What was wrong with your old one? Hey, take that off and change the lock screen. I don't want anyone to see that. Girl, you are freaking out over the most basic shit. Who fucking cares? I think the people looking at you in middle. I think those are the weird fuckers. Freshman year of high school, and I want to leave all that nerdy stuff behind and start fresh.

And I think you guys should too. I don't get it. Why? If you don't have to change who you are to impress anyone. Agreed. But you do have to change if you don't want to get picked on. How about we acknowledge the fact that we actually all grow out of something in middle school? Whether you're a girl that used to be ugly as fuck or you're one of the fellas like me that stopped watching porn and jerking your cock off.

I think it's character. development the fuck and second you need to take off these glasses how are we supposed to see oh my gosh i'm so sorry i didn't i didn't see you there this segment of the story is just these two flirting their asses off it's the typical oh i love you oh oh need i say more i don't think so hey what's up jamie not much do you mind if i talk to her for just one second oh sure no No problem. Oh, hello. It was a nice meeting you, Bia.

Bye, Kyle. So, Bia, I'm guessing that you're new here. I'm Jamie. I'm a junior. Do you want to come sit with us at the Cool Kids Table? I'm sorry, did you say the Cool Kids Table? The same Cool Kids Table that has no contribution to society in drinks fucking peanut kolaas every weekend.

That Cool Kids Table, fuck off. Everyone, please welcome Bethany. We actually have not one but two freshmen taking this class. It's actually Bia. Actually, Bia. Oh, I'm so sorry, I'll make a note. So, is it Bethany or is it Bia? Bia, definitely Bia. How the heck do you skip two years of math? Yeah, you must have been like super nerdy in middle school and like studied a lot.

What's so funny? If the objective in school is to graduate, I think that you would really want to be around the nerds. Because they're smart and they don't study on their test and they still get 100 A pluses, you don't want to hang out with them. Excuse my French, but they're literally the definition of retarded. What? You're in this class, too? Wow. You must be pretty smart.

Not really. I just got lucky. And you're modest. Well, maybe you can help me study sometime. Seems like he's more interred than you think. You might have to do some interference. Hey, Bia, you know that homecoming's coming up, right? You should go with medicine.

And since, you know, you do used to date in the past and stuff. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call a bitch move. Then again, I don't know why this junior is freaking out over a freshman. In my school, it was a rule for the sophomores, juniors, and seniors to forget the freshman even fucking exist. There's no way he'd ever go for a freshman. Hey, Via. Hey, hey, Kyle. I had a question I wanted to ask you.

Um, if it's about math class, I don't think I'll be able to tutor you. Honestly, I don't even know how I got into that class in the first place. No, no, no, it's not about tutoring. Oh. I, uh, I wanted to see if you had anyone to go to home coming with. Well, shit. I guess there's always gonna be that one guy. The junior shooting for a freshman.

Aw, shit. Why is everyone looking at us? I'm so sorry, I gotta go. Hey, everyone? You go on that Bea, right? Kyle's date, the pretty new freshman. Well, the truth is, she's been lying to all of us. Yeah, she's not some cool kid.

She's actually just a huge, lame nerd. Holy fucking shit, my third eye just opened. Bay is a nerd, but she's getting dick in her life. Oh, shit, oh, fuck. What a cardinal sin to be a nerd. You never change who you are to impress anyone. You should just be herself. I actually like Bethany a little better than Dia.

But that's just my personal opinion. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. I don't care what anybody says. Wholesome as shit. Darmann, you motherfucker, you get a point. That was a good ass video. If I had to give this video a grade, I'd give it a fat A plus.

It's a Darmand video. What the fuck did you expect? The next video we're checking out is popular girl exploits a nerd. She lives to regret it, elumably. Move it. Can't you see where you're going or are you two blind? Oh my god, look what he's wearing. What a nerd.

You guys dropped all my books on the floor. The protagonist in this video is such a pussy. I get that we're supposed to be doing the nerd stereotype here, but why do you gotta make him the most puny motherfucker I've ever seen? I was a nerd in school, and I still am a nerd. If some girls did that to me in the hallway, I'd be like, the fuck are you doing? Maybe if those white claw drunkard fucking bimboes would get out of my face, they wouldn't run into me.

Why did you go home and eat some curry and work on your chemistry workbooks? Why you guys being so rude to me? You don't even know me. Isn't your name like Rokan or Robon? Wait, Romaine. I think it is Romaine. Like the lettuce, right? I've been in your English class for four years straight.

My name is Rohan. Whatever, curry face. This is miles worse than Darmand. You know it's a bad video when I'm sitting in my office chair with my ass puckered so tight, not even a gay man can get inside me. I am cringing so bad my cheeks are hydraulic pressed together. I am only praying this video gets. better. Rohan. Rohan, hey, how are you? No, no, no, you guys are just gonna make fun in me again.

Okay, so we realized how mean we were and we want to make it up to you. Yeah, we feel so sorry for how we acted. Do you want to come over today? We could hang out and watch TV. Wait, wait, wait, you want me to come over? I never miss Darman until he's gone. What in the Timbuck fuck am I even watching anymore? Darmann, baby, please come back. Oh my gosh, I'm so nervous about this online test I have to take. Oh my gosh, I'm having anxiety attack. I just got a text and it's due in an hour.

We're all done. We got an A, Caroline. You mean me, right? Hey, I can stay on cheer. See you tomorrow at school? Okay, okay. Wait, wait, I forgot. I don't have a way to get home. Is there like a bus station nearby?

Yeah, it's just a 30-minute walk. You're so strong, you'll be fine. So strong. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to. I'll keep it a stack. I would do the same thing. If you're gonna talk to me like I'm five years old and have an orgasm every time I'm in a five foot radius from you. You need to get the fuck out of my house now. Rohan, Rohan, hi. Um, sorry, do I know you? Well, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the way I treated you back in the day. Blah, blah, blah. Shut the fuck up, bitch. All I hear out of this girl's mouth is... Guess what they say is true. Be nice to the nerds because we'll end up being your boss.

Wow, my heart is fucking touched. If I had to give this one a grade, it's a fucking F. This is doggy dog shit. The next video is popular teen to Milliate Nerd by Piper Rockel. You almost had 10 million subscribers and you're still copying Darmand. You are a fucking loser. I'm gonna be honest, almost every single one of you failed yesterday's test. Five seconds in the video and it's already so intense.

That's always something to note about Darmann clones is that there's There's always a difference in vibe. Darmand is Disney X-D, a limb-oblesious fucking stupid. And this one might actually be a little bit more mature. I'm praying to God this is a mature video. I want to start seeing motherfuckers get curb stomped and shit. I really need to do better. What did you get, Piper?

I got an A. Of course you did. If you got a spoiler, I can help you study. Imagine that telling you, it wants to study with you. Listen, I'm all for having a good study, buddy. But if you look like you're about a rub fucking boogers on my homework, then please get out of my face. Apparently Piper Rockiella's almost at 10 million subscribers and she's like 15 or something like that so G G that's probably why she can afford all these sets and stuff

So honestly props to her but you might want to reinvest your money in something else this is fucking awful Hey Lynn how's third period Fucked I'm gonna be failing math and I don't get a be on this final they said they'll kick me out of the team my god that's terrible I'm so sorry I mean if you want I know someone who could be a really really good tutor for you So how is helping your brother nonflunk going to help us get back at Piper? Oh, you'll see.

Paper, who's that from? Oh, it's from Lev. My brother said you won? Oh, my God. She totally calls. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Holy shit. This acting belongs in the dumpster. Hyper, you can have a fuck ton of money, but you still can't pay for acting classes. If you toned down the budget for your sets and actually worked on your shitty acting, you might actually come out with a good video.

Today, this boy, his name, Love, he gave me a Valentine. Are you serious? What does it say? Piper, I think you're really cute. Call me with a little harmony end. It's ringing, what am I gonna say, what am I gonna say, what am I gonna say? Hello? Hi, Lehm, it's Piper. Oh, hey, I was hoping you'd call.

What time should I come over tonight? What? You're supposed to meet up tonight, right? Uh, oh, it's like around seven, okay? Yeah? Seven works perfectly. See you. Bye.

Ew! I'm going to puke. What the fuck in that conversation caused two girls to scream their heads off? I hope you realized you was on the phone with the guy that was playing Fortnite and probably digging his ass just for you to tutor him in math.

I don't think that's much to celebrate, sis. What am I going to... Hey, are you live? Yeah, um, Piper. Uh, no. I'm Jenna. Piper's just upstairs finishing up. Finishing up?

Yeah, for the dance tonight. Dance? What do you mean by... Piper, loves here! She really thinks that she's some hot shit. I can imagine her directing the editors in this video. Okay, so when I walk down the stairs, I need you to play music that makes me look like a fucking cutie pituity.

Excited for the dance tonight? What do you mean by that? Okay, so our friends will be here soon, but listen, we might have to swing by your house and get you some new clothes. What do you mean? I don't even want to see the ending. That was fucking amazing. So if I had to give this one a great,

I would usually give this video a C, but since I found out the same Piper in the video is actually the same person that actually is running the channel. I'm actually gonna bump it to a B because you know she's actually participating in the shit she's doing. So Piper, you get a B, but it ain't shit compared to Darmann. Remember that. Know your fucking place. Finally, the last Darmann clone. Bully tries Mortal Kombat Fatality on Nerd. Then this happens. Samir Bhavnani.

I was hoping you tried that. Now I'm trying to feel my fury. Just because of that, Samir Bhavnani wins. Ladies and gentlemen, Samir Bhavnani is the winner of the video. Hope you guys subscribe later. Bye.