Ryth - Dhar Mann Has Gone Wild.

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

Dhar Mann Has Gone Wild.

Marky is, Marky is Dumbach! You can't stop me. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Mardin. Big bro has to say yes for 48 hours. What happens is shocking Darmand. Come on.

It's a third time in a row. It's impossible to beat that gassed. My heroes can't reach it. He has to work smarter, not harder. If anybody is a veteran to the Darmann, YouTube channel, I would assume that would be all of you. Mikey has got to be the most unlucky person in all of the Darman anime. Personally, I feel like it would make a great Darman episode if Mikey was the person

to catch somebody else doing something wrong and reported it. And then Mikey can finally be the good guy. But I don't know if that's possible because Darman's creativity level is in the shudder. I mean, a man can always make a good wish. I'm working smarter than you. But you can't kill that gas from where I was standing. No thanks. I learned not to make any bet with you a long time ago. You never pay up.

This time I will, I promise. Ooh, we can do the say yes challenge everyone's doing on YouTube. The say what challenge on YouTube? I'm sorry, I'm not going to do the say yes challenge with fucking anybody on this planet. If you want to get manipulated into being somebody's cock's sleeve for 48 hours, then go ahead. Because at least for me, I'm not going to give somebody 48 hours of a lot. whatever the fuck they want to do with me. Fuck that.

If you die, then I get to boss you around for 48 hours. If I die, then you get to boss me around. Please. I'm not going to fall for that. You're never going to say yes when I win. Hey, how about this? If I die and I don't do something you say, then you...

You... Get to keep my tablet. Forever. Actually? I'll be honest, little bro. It's an iPad. It's not that. crazy. I remember when I got my first tablet, I was so fucking hyped. And then probably after a few months of me using it, I'm like, oh, wait a second. This is like my phone, but much bigger and shittier. Shout out to the people watching on tablet, by the way.

Yeah, I mean, you can hold on to it until time's up for entrance because mom takes it away every time I get in trouble, so I'm used to not having it. You got yourself with you. All right. I can't wait for you to do my laundry, make my bed. Oh, and make me... Wait, what? I didn't know you could do that. Mikey, you Minecraft noob. Imagine being the most inept person inside of the most popular fucking block game of all time. Then again, I don't know who the fuck hits fireballs back out of gas. You just hit it with your arrow when it dies and a cinch.

I don't know. Maybe I'm just too fucking pro for these guys. I know. You have to stand in that spot or else it doesn't count. Wait, no, no, no, pigmen, get out of here. No! If you die from a pigment pushing you into lava, I think you are the biggest Minecraft NPC of all time. My guy can't even find the W key to move forward.

I swear Mikey's such an NPC. Outside of Darmand videos, he's walking into walls and shit. Do what I say for 48 hours. And I'll be honing on to this until time's up. If there's one thing I absolutely hate about Jaden, This guy is the most smug, sassy fucker by far in the Darmann series. I can't say whether if it's good or bad, because the dude is that much of a fucking gangster. But he knows what he's doing. He runs this shit.

Ain't nobody fucking with Jaden. You're not. Get back here. Give it back. No! Not until you can play your end of the deal. Okay, what is going on here? Mikey, stop chasing your brother around. He took my tablet and won't give it back.

You lying little shit. man, Mikey, needs to learn to stop being such a bussy and let Jaden have the tablet. Face it, Mikey, you took another L, you may as well just own up to it. I'm pretty sure you don't want to get in trouble with your mom for the 50th time today. That's because he lost the bet that he came up with. I would ask who's telling the truth, but I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that. Mikey, you shouldn't make a bet that you can't keep. Hey, hey, stop.

If you don't, then I'm going to take it. Damn, the two eye-colored Totoroki motherfucker is not having it today. Are we getting a Mikey and Jaden and Karen episode mixed into fucking one? I'm gonna finish doing the laundry, but do you guys need me to make you anything? Yes, please. I'll take a PBJ. With the no class. Okay. Actually, that's okay, Mom.

I'll ever have Mike can make one. Ooh. Are you kidding? I'm not gonna make you a Pee and J. Mikey, why are you being a piece of shit? You made a bet to say yes for 48 hours. If Jaden is asking you to make a peanut butter jelly, motherfucker you making a peanut butter jelly.

I'm sick of hearing your bullshit. Hey Eddie. What's up? I've never seen you doing homework during lunch. You feeling all right, buddy. Yeah, I'm just trying to get this done before Mr. Wilson's class. Wait, there was homework? Mm-hmm.

Not again. No. I swear, Mikey only takes L's in this fucking universe. Guys, I want to let you all know that there's probably an alternate reality from our current universe where Mikey is actually an absolute Chad. I just hope that one day those two universes cross. Imagine if there was a Darmand video where Mikey became a millionaire and then he wakes up and it was a fucking dream. I would get a fucking six-pack by laughing so hard.

Mikey, don't tell me a copy in his homework again. Quiet. I don't have much time. Stop! No! Did you forget about Odeal? I want you to stop copying his homework. Alright, I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all.

That is a bitch move. Whenever yo education is on the line, I think your Minecraft bet goes out the fucking window. And this is coming from me, and I was like top three students in my fucking grade. If you see a classmate that has class next period and needs to get the homework done, spare them the fucking energy.

It's always better to be a good semester. Maritin than a little shit. Oh, guys. No, no, no, no to me. No, no, no. What are you doing? Impossible. There's no way you're doing your homework.

I know you do. I'm doing it myself. Give me my book back. I don't have much time. Really? I guess it's a first time for everything? Yeah, well. Don't talk to them until you finish your homework.

Did Mikey just listen to you? Do you have maintenance house or something? I know, holy shit, it's a miracle. Now that I think about it, this episode of Darne, might actually be the rise of Mikey. Mikey might actually realize that doing the right thing isn't so bad. Doing your homework independently and actually listening to your brother. If this shit keeps up, Mikey is going to become the fucking president.

When in the next few minutes, you have to do whatever, Jay, and Derek tell you to do. Starting. Now. Have a minute left. And you did take the L while singing, Mikey is, Mike is down back. Mikey is, Mikey is So mad

What the fuck am I watching? I thought we were just on the topic of Mikey having a redemption arc. What the fuck is this bullshit? I thought my boy Mikey was about to grow up and maybe get some hoes, maybe get some money. But nah, I was fucking wrong from the start. All right, Michael, thank you.

Hey, Mikey. Mr. Wilson, I can explain. Just looking at this, I can already tell how many you, got right. Very impressive. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. You telling me Mikey got something right for once? I can't fucking believe my eyes.

One second, Mikey is a bitch and one second, Mikey's a Chad. This entire episode is quite the emotional roller coaster for me. Can you bring my dessert to the living room? I'm gonna go watch the new Narman premiere. A little help with your brother, please. But mom, it starts at 5 p.m. and I like watching his videos when they premiere. It is your turn to do the dishes. Ha!

Well, actually, Mikey can do them. Thanks! Ugh! Jaden! I'm gonna... Ugh! When you've gained no academic vocabulary, you result to making caveman noises. Sorry, Mikey, you can only make a certain amount of...

as much as you want before karma catches up to you. You shouldn't have made the bet. Jaden is too much of a fucking gangster. What is Mr. Wilson talking to Principal Myers about? I'm sorry, but I just got word for Mr. Wilson that a couple of our students cheated in the final. They're going to need to return their diplomas. Mikey, please tell me it wasn't you. Holy fucking shit.

Was that the ending that was shocking Dar-Dar? Because if it was, you have my pants shitted. Mom, you don't understand. I didn't. Lastly, Mike. No way. No way. Evnandez, please come up. Please come up and return your diploma.

Honestly, Mom, I'm making the same fucking face. Congratulations, Mikey. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.