Ryth - Dhar Mann Has Lost All Meaning.

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

Dhar Mann Has Lost All Meaning..

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For the class clowns in here, you do not want to ruin my morning. All right, people, what's up? Today, we're checking out another masterpiece by Darlo Main. Students compete in a prank war. What happens next is shocking Mardin. Also, I apologize for my audio quality. I'm recording on my laptop's travel mic

because there's a hurricane in the area. So I'm kind of relocating for a little bit. Anyways, yeah, bullshit aside, let's go. Dude, you're not ready for what's about to happen. No, Benny, not again. What you got planned? And ruin the surprise? Uh-uh.

You'll just have to watch. Morning, Tracy. How's it going? Hey, how are you? All right, everyone, pipe down. Did everybody in the Darmann franchise just aged by 20 years? I could have swore that Darmann used this school building as a middle school for Mikey and Jaden to give each other shit. Why the hell is everybody an old man?

Please don't tell me that motherfuckers Mr. Wilson. He looking old as fuck. We got a lot to cover today. Yeah, and for the class clowns in here, you do not want to ruin my morning. I'm assuming that the teacher is a college professor and they play the role perfectly. Typical college professor has absolutely no life aspirations

and absolutely hates their life, their wife, and probably kids. I mean, I can just tell by looking at this guy that he does not get to fuck his wife enough. I mean, shit, I want to blame him he's at the college for that exact reason. I would get a fucking affair, too. Hey, I didn't do that. Yo, Mr. Lance, you've got to cut down to one can of beans per day.

Not funny. Oh, uh, I'm fucking pissing my pants by laughing. That's crazy. The Darmad episode that features only adults has got to be the most Disney XD shit I've ever seen. Apparently, queffing out your ass cheeks are still the funniest thing in 2022. I can't believe I'm talking about something. somebody shitting their pants with a hurricane outside. Burrito, burrito.

I'm going to get to the bottom of this. The bottom of this is in the back of your pants. You're so hilarious. A fart machine, really? There. Now someone wasted all that allowance money on a prank. Mr. Professor, that shit was probably $15 max. I know $15 is probably a lot to you.

You look like you shop at fucking Goodwill. But to think you got a eureka moment because you threw away a a $15 toy, but I think you need to put a little more effort than throwing away a little toy to stop some pranksters. Oh, I'll get to the bottom of the... Shut the fuck up. Now where was I? Even though he's getting treated like absolute dog shit, he's got to lighten up. Teachers like these wonder why they're the ones that get shit on the most during school? It's because you got no fucking personality and nobody likes you. Maybe perhaps if you were chill and actually got along with the students, no one would actually prank you. If any,

Anything, you would be in on the pranks on other teachers. I swear, this guy needs to get off his NPC shit and get on his boss shit. You're really letting your life get runned by a couple fucking teenagers. You are a sad man. All right. Are those little hearts? Stop laughing. These were the only clean pair of boxers I had this morning.

Who did this? Admit it now. Feel mature, dude. I didn't do that. I swear, when I find them. When I find out who did this, you'll pay. Your actions always have a way of coming back to you. That is the most cryptic shit I've ever heard.

What a great time to introduce a life lesson when your fucking ass cheeks are exposed to your teenage class. Your actions always have a wave coming back. Shut up. Why don't you get laid by your wife named fucking Betty? Hey guys. Whoever pulled that prank on poor Mr. Lance? Deserves a round of applause. Oh my gosh, Matt.

You're like the funniest kid in school. Ooh, I see what's going on here. The battle of who's going to get the white girl pussy. Will it be bald man number one or jock number two? Or you guys can do a draw like K-Sign Logan Paul and both be fucking. Isn't Polyg can be normalized now? I mean, hey, audience, when there's a hole, there's a goal. Always play fall guys during lunch.

Well, that was before. Matt decided to come between me and Tracy. He knows Tracy likes funny guys. So when she walks by, I gotta make her laugh way more than he did. I'm sorry, but are we inside of like a time machine? I thought it was only in middle school you had to impress the hot bitch by being funny.

You know, looks and actually being a good person and a gentleman, yeah, that goes right out the fucking window. Being a piece of shit to your teachers and treating them with no respect. Yeah, now that's the way to get your dick wrapped up in fucking cooter. I'm telling you, you don't always have to top of your last parent for her to like you. Uh, yeah, I do. You see Benny over there? Don't look. Okay, yep. He's trying to get in my way.

Look, if I have a chance with her, I need to be the funniest guy in here. I know I said it before, but this has got to be the worst way to obtain women. I mean, think about it. When you and your wife get married, they're not going to be like, oh yeah, remember that time when you prank the fucking professor and made his underwear show his ass cheeks out? Yeah, that was the point I wanted to marry you. I mean, being funny is a... huge part of a good relationship but I also think that not being a piece of shit is also a good thing. Here she comes.

Thanks for all you help Greg. Yeah dude anytime. That was a real shocker, isn't it? That's so funny. Where did you get that thing? Take a sip. I'm not... Come on, come on quick.

Just a little one. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, I'm gonna hate that guy. I'm not sure why, but I just got hit with the hugest nostalgia of Nickelodeon. I feel like I'm watching an old episode of I-fucking Carly from 2012. God, I miss that show. It's enough to make a grown man cry.

But is Darmand gonna substitute what I-Carly did for me? Fuck no. This shit is ass compared to I-Carly. You gotta cut out this whole prank wharf before it gets out of hand, okay? It'll end when I take him down. Or when you get yourself in trouble. There's nowhere that's gonna happen. I got this.

Oh! If there ever was a time, I actually laughed at a Darmann video. That was the time. I never thought the day would come, but damn it, Darmand, you fucking did it. You son of a bitch. Benny, what are you doing? Do you have any idea how long it took to make that Bolognese? What is that?

Can you kill me? This guy just went full caveman mode. No, Professor, he's not trying to kill you. It's just some shitty toy you'd find an aisle. six of Toys R Us. And this clumsy motherfucker that's stuck in sixth grade doesn't know what to do with himself. Please forgive him, Professor.

He's just blind by the sight of pussy. Why to keep checking your phone? Because it's almost time for my big surprise. You better not be pranking me again or another teacher like you did yesterday. No, no, no, no, no. I have something better in mind. See, if I want a one-up match, then he has to be my next victim. Oh, there is.

Right on time. Just watch. Yeah, it's the most secret admirer. Oh, thanks. If any of these pranks were to happen inside of my school, the entire fucking staff would be checking their security cameras. And yes, they actually get that butt hurt over something so little. I think they got cameras for under the stairs so that they can catch middle schoolers making out and shit.

At least that's what I heard, so it's not fact, but that's kind of fucking weird. You did this? This is how it's gonna be, huh? Then it's war. It's been war. Does someone whip out the fucking diary of a wimpy kid's soundtracks? Darman, I have to appreciate that you are getting more creative inside of your videos. But you have strayed so far from the original life lesson it is actually insane.

It's not even about learning the lesson anymore. It's just some cringe middle school shit. He said he was so passionate about changing lives and telling stories. But the second that you roll out Darman, a fat fucking check, that shit goes right out the window. That was the lamest prank ever. It wasn't even funny. It was better than your last one. What are you going to learn to give up already?

Not until I come out on top. When are you going to give up? How about you guys? Focus on your shitty exams coming up. Isn't that what college kids are like nowadays? Ah, college, college fucking scholarship. Shut the fuck. Maybe instead of doing a prank war,

maybe you can satisfy your professors chode. By maybe turning in your homework on time, I think the girls would like that more. Fucking sip ass. That give me your money. I know you have. What are you two looking at? Student told me you've been stealing from him.

What? No. I've never seen him in my life. He's lying! Yesterday he took my money and my iPhone. Oh, why do you want to steal from this guy? Bro, he's such a whiny bitch. You really think that he wasn't going to Tattletail? You clearly have a shit process of judgment.

If I open your locker, am I gonna find his phone in there? Do you think he's gonna... I sure hope not. You can't just go inside my locker. I know my rights. Really? Watch me. If you like Pornhub, you'll love Pornhub live. Anyways, audience, that's it for today.

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