Ryth - Dhar Mann Has Officially Went Too Far.

Episode Date: February 9, 2025

Dhar Mann Has Officially Went Too Far.

All right, people, what's up? I think that Darman has officially ran out of ideas. Now, for those in the backseat of the audience, if you don't know who Darman is, well, I'm sorry to burst your cherry today. Darman, ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of comedy and inspirational videos probably just made his best banger of all time. Teen girl gives birth inside school. And of course, you have to put his stupid little fucking face in the bottom left corner.

Listen, ladies and gentlemen, when Darmand Studios used to be about relatability and shit. Now this motherfuck is just uploading shit that gives you shock factor. And by the way, if any of you find this video to be relatable, I'm so fucking sorry. You giving birth to your son or daughter in the girl's locker room is fucking tragic. Let's begin. Bro, only five seconds in the video,

and I thought I clicked on the wrong video in my hard drive. But no audience, I can assure you I clicked on the right video. I swear if I played you, the intro of this video in the family living room, everybody would think I'm watching gay midget porn. What a tragic beginning of the video. Okay, what the fuck? Listen, I know there's some ladies in the audience watching this video, do you casually just keep the ugliest fucking dolls in your locker room? Because as far as I know in my high school, the girls never did this. Now, I'm not saying that my name was Gilbert

Nielsen the second and I was crawling around in the girls' locker room and shit. But, uh, I think it was a pretty safe assumption that the, The girls just didn't have dolls in their fucking locker. Please tell me this is not normal. Gianna, you cannot keep leaving in the middle of a match. Whatever this is, you gotta tough this out. Yes, coach. Well?

Okay, I can very obviously tell that this lady is a straight up Karen. That has got to be the most southern ass redneck ass hat I've ever fucking seen. Messy hair, don't care. Meanwhile, it looks like she's wearing a muff fucking picnic blanket on her body. Shit, if I was the husband to this woman, I know that I would not be getting any whoopee past 10.30. This woman just looks unbearable to be around. Do I need to carry you back out there? Let's go.

Not your babysit. Ah! Ah! Dude, why does the video sound like everybody's fucking pregnant? I'm really wondering what the Darmann actors are writing down whenever they script these videos. Do they actually write down that they need to grunt every five seconds of the video? There has been more moaning and groaning than actual words being said. Bro, fucking cavemen can understand this video.

Nice. That a girl. Let's shot. Bro, these Darman videos have like no social cues whatsoever. There's two other girls in the video if they see her grabbing her stomach, that can mean one of three things. Either she's a fat ass and needs food. Two, her fucking period just started. Or three, that period has been.

been waiting for nine months to give fucking birth. And for some reason, both of these women don't fucking understand shit. The social cues in Darmann videos are gone. Okay, how much longer is this girl going to whimper before she actually serves the ball? The whole video, she's just like, Get a grip together, woman. This isn't even non-existent Darmann social cues. You're just a pussy.

Damn, dude, I feel like I'm watching Planned Parenthood. on a budget right now. Listen guys, you don't have to pay $800 for a pill. All you got to do is play tennis against this girl and you're going to be shitting that baby out in the toilet in no time. This girl is dicing her up in a game of tennis so bad. Ted baby's about to look like a shredded up piece of Charmin Ultrasoft. Hey, I'm called for. Not okay. That was the sassiest hair flick I've ever seen in my life. Ted wasn't even Darmann shit. That was Diary of a Wimpy kid shit. They probably stole that cheesy ass shit from Patty Farrell. You okay?

Johnny, you have been off your game all practice. What's going on with you? Sorry, just... My head's been killing me and I'm super dizzy. I think I just need to go sit down. Well, Mrs. Non-existent social cues, has a woman, you would know that if she grabs her stomach like that, chances are there's a fucking baby in there. But after looking at you, I highly doubt you remember what it was like to have Whoopie with your husband. That shit was well over 22 years ago and you don't even remember what it was like to conceive. You know, if you keep playing like that, you won't be number one for much longer. Bro, why did the editors make her voice echo? You guys are outside like two feet away from each other.

That was the most random editing I've ever fucking heard. Some of this Darmann editing is more unnecessary than an Indian movie. I can't believe you're just a junior and you already got a full ride to UCLA for tennis. and you're on track to be valid, Dictorian G. You're my hero. So many people. You're still.

Wait, so this is the guy that we're all supposed to be mouth watering over? Sorry, audience. I am not wetting my panties looking at this guy. In fact, I think I soiled my pants more whenever I saw Joe Biden's hands. Respectfully, get this man off of my screen, please. Don't want to get involved with Alex. He's bad news. You know, I'm starting to understand what's going on here in the story.

Garman likes to make his videos around half an hour long nowadays, and obviously I can't handle that. But I think I'm starting to get the gist of what's going on here. She got pregnant by that guy, which is bad news. And then Alex wanted to go to the store to go get some bored in. And now she's having to sit here and carry around another motherfucker's baby for nine months. And then she gives birth inside the locker room. Yeah, this might be a long shot, but I think that's exactly what happened. Aren't you going to eat?

Lunch is almost over. What's wrong? Way to ruin everyone's lunch. So gross. Oh, so she didn't get pregnant by that guy. She's just a promiscuous ass blonde. Oh, darn man. How typical can you be?

Hey, uh, I grabbed your stuff for you. Cramps. I have some might all if you need. It's not that time of the month. Actually, I haven't had a period in a while. Bro, are these girls like mentally four years old? If all you girls are so familiar with your period and my doll, whatever the fuck that is. And to be fair, I don't give a shit what my doll is.

I have the superior private part. At least my shit doesn't have a bleeding defect. But dude, how does nobody come up with the idea that, oh, wow, maybe this girl got pregnant? Like, seriously, does this motherfucker have to look like Big Hero 6 to be pregnant? This shit is making no sense. Just be training too hard. Or not hard enough could explain the weight gain. Hey Layla, do you need a toothbrush?

Because your breath reeks of all that crap you're always talking. Ew, get fucked, bitch. Damn, dude, she got roasted so hard. Okay, but seriously, if the rest of the video is going to be some dog shit roasting like that, I'm just going to skip to the part where she ejects that baby like a fucking weed disc. Thanks for getting me to the hospital. Wait a minute, huh? So it was this dude the whole time.

So why did she... Witt. It's she fucking... I am so lost. At least I could do. You don't have to stay. I'm sorry. I panicked when you told me you were pregnant.

Oh, so he did grab the Borden after all. Muffika really pulled some master Ugui shit. Anyways, audience, subscribe if you want some more Darmand content. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.