Ryth - Dhar Mann Is Getting Creepy.

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

Dhar Mann Is Getting Creepy.Dhar Mann has ruined YouTube life lesson content and has very many Dhar Mann Cringe clones of himself, today we check out the worst Dhar Mann clone. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Stop yapping and show us your meat or I'm gonna crash out two inches I said drop your pants I wanna see how small it is hey darn man bam oh hell no Tarmann what the fuck are you doing here whatever happened to not just telling stories but changing lives this mufuckusk is going off in the deep end oh my god said i show speed this weird is huge all right what the fuck all right people what's up today i found the most wild darman clone i've ever seen. And before you grab your pitchforks, yes, I did clickbait you, but hear me out. I know we all wanted to see Daddy Dar-Dar, I know. But I promise you, by the end of this video, you will thank me that you got clickbaited. Anyways, white kid shamed for his small weener,
Starting point is 00:00:43 you won't believe it. Holy shit, Darman, what the fuck have you done to YouTube? Coming up on tomorrow's teachings. Look at this little bitch. He's making the face of a middle school kid that got his Jordan stepped on in the hall. Whiny ass patsy, go do some push-ups, you little pixie. Stop yapping and show us your meat or I'm gonna crash out. Wait, wait, wait, boy, is this YXL commentary? Why the fuck are you here? And why the fuck do you wanna see another man's meat?
Starting point is 00:01:11 You know, I'm not gonna question it. You're wearing a car heart beanie, you have my respect. Two inches. I said, drop your pants. I wanna see how small it is. Alright, bro, chill the fuck out with the cinematic effects. You don't say I wanna see how small it is, and then, kabo! Cinematic transition, come boom, kaboom, bitch!
Starting point is 00:01:29 Explosion, explosion, small weiner! Oh my god. Is that I show speed? This wiener's huge. Oh my god, babe, look, it's giant. How do you think that is? Alright, bro, what kind of relationship is this? I can't tell if this is an open relationship
Starting point is 00:01:52 or the man in this relationship is not carrying the pants. How are you gonna let your girl look at another man's wiener in front of you? And then she's gonna Ask you how big do you think it is? Oh my god. I would kill myself. I don't know. It's probably fake No. That's real. Oh my god. Can we? Can we go outside? How big do you think that is? How big is yours? Bro, the plot of this story is shittier than a corn hub video. I've seen my classmates in the fucking theater club do better acting than this shit. How the fuck you're gonna let theater kids perform? Forming Shakespeare do better than yo ass.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Go grab a ruler. I want to measure. I don't want to. Can you go grab a ruler? Yeah, baby, go grab a ruler. Go grab a ruler. That's fucking crazy. You decided to date this?
Starting point is 00:02:42 This is yo girl. This girl looked like she got one that's bigger than yours. Drop them. Oh, holly shit. Audience, what are you doing if yo girl is asking you this right then and there? Personally, if you ask me, I'm confident enough, ladies and gentlemen. I'll do it immediately. But personally, if I were this man right,
Starting point is 00:03:10 Right now, I think I would be sweating beads, too. This muf-fuck knows that shit is a shrimp. Oh my god. What? What? Oh no. It's like two inches. Audience, I don't know why the fuck I'm geeking so bad over this video.
Starting point is 00:03:35 This shit is hilarious. Darm man, I hope you're taking notes on this channel, bro, because this shit is gold. What? That's normal. Listen, audience, if your girl is making this hand position toward you throughout any moment in the relationship, I think you're cooked at this. at that point, bro. I would just leave immediately. Because I'll be real.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Nobody's trying to see that pathetic ass shit. You can shove that pathetic little gear shift back in your pants, bro. Are all white guys, we know, is this small, or is it just you? You know, I'm leaving. Look, I can't even do anything with that. Dude, I'm so sorry, but you kind of have it coming towards you. I'm not going to lie. You're still wearing anime t-shirts when you have a girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Bro, are you fucking me? Maybe it's just me, audience, but whenever you, a few, officially become a man and a man has a girlfriend. It's time to fucking grow up and put behind Childish shit now granted audience I still watch anime but do you see me wearing a crusty musty fucking gone t-shirt? That t-shirt probably smells like be yo and fucking poo Bro you got depressed that quickly this mufuckus energy right now was like my heart I loved her Fucking pixie audience could somebody take a 12 gauge shotgun to my head. What in the Tim Buck
Starting point is 00:05:10 was that basketball dribbling? Bro, I know this dude didn't just like girls. I know this man was juggling balls too. And I'm not talking basketball. The motherfucker hit us with the Be? What's your name, boy? Jacob? Jacob. Are you here for the right sport? You do know in basketball the ball is supposed to go in the basket. This guy literally cannot catch a break, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:52 First, your wiener small. Second, you still own anime shirts when you have. have a girlfriend. Then you fucking who booed in the shower like a little baby bitch. And now you can't even hit a two point shot in basketball. Bro, if I were this guy, I would kill myself today. Cheerleading trial are just outside. I'm just a bit rusty. I didn't have enough time to practice over summer. Excuses. Get back out on the court and give me 10 suicides. Yes, coach. He's crying again? Listen, if I were this guy's classmate at this point, I would smack him across the fucking mouth and tell him to get up.
Starting point is 00:06:27 From one young man to another, you can't be doing this shit, bro. Hey Jacob. What's up Max? How do you think you did? Terrible, bro. Should have practiced way more through summer. Same. It's okay though. Well, some make the team.
Starting point is 00:06:37 We just won't be starters. Yeah, we bench-warmers. Girls have fun out there. Man, when I was draining these threes, these things were painting their toes. Shut up, Dominic. Shut the fuck up, Pixie, painting go toes and shit. Wackass fucking wish.com, Logan Paul headass.
Starting point is 00:06:53 I know that ain't come out of your mouth. Shit if you're trying to throw down, we could throw down. Caspher. That ain't fair. Come on. Look at the kid. He's white. He got no hands whatsoever. No way he can't fight it. Shit, he can't even make a layup out there. You see the way he jumped?
Starting point is 00:07:08 Boy was like, what? Like, what was that? You know what they say? White man can't jump. I'll catch you later. Bro, you're just going to let your friend get disrespected like that? What the fuck? I mean, to be fair at this point, after all the Ls that this dude is taken recently,
Starting point is 00:07:29 I wouldn't want to be around him either. You can't be sticking around this guy. Your school social clout is going to go way down if you continue hanging out with this fucker. Mr. Small Weiner's about to bring you some small clout, bro. Holy shit. Goofy white boy. We should cut him some slap. I already clapped his girl.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Brody looks like he's about to have a villain arc and shit. I feel like this video is about to get racist real quick. What? Man, she didn't tell you? That's tough, man. Bro. I was hinted from every position. the book I had her hypnotized I had her squirmin and everything she was screaming my name
Starting point is 00:08:06 miles miles miles I don't know what the fuck I would do if I were this guy right now yo girl just said your wiener was small with two inches and then go fuck's the black man I mean shit audience once you go black you never go back damn that was actually a good punch yo scrawny ass actually did that dude to the shit again boy I dare you Ali love me She took this deed like a champ. She was sick and tired of your little shrimp. You know what they say. Once you go black, you never go back.
Starting point is 00:08:43 You stole the words right out of my mouth. Also, is it just me, or are these guys, like, way too close in proximity to each other's faces? I feel like they're about to start smooching and shit. Yo, he really got a small weiner? Of course he does. He's white. All white guys got small meats. Excuse me, did you say all white guys got small meat? Is this shit fucking Arby's?
Starting point is 00:09:03 Shut the fuck up, blubber boy. You're kind of curious. Let me see how small it is. Yo, pause. What the fuck? Is he gonna do it? Drop your pants. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:09:14 What? No. No. Shut the fuck. I said, drop your pants. Yeah, drop your pants. I want to see how small it is. Let me see how small it is.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Let me be alone. Help me. Shut the fuck up. Help. Hey, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Starting point is 00:09:25 That was probably the craziest 25 seconds I've ever had in my life. How do we go from? I clapped your girl too. Let me see your meat. I pull out a stick on your ass. Ficking crazy. Dog, stop yapping and show us your meat. We're open to crash out.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Okay, fine, okay fine. I'll show you the meat. That's the smallest ween I've ever seen, bro. Yo, it looks like a peanut. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. I would kill myself if I were you. You know, I agree.
Starting point is 00:09:55 And I think later in the video, that's exactly what he did. Oh, so that's what happened. Anyways, leave a like on the video if I should read. react to more of this guy. Subscribe to give me to five mill.

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