Ryth - Dhar Mann Joined The Military.

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

Dhar Mann Joined The Military.Dhar Mann. Dhar Mann is the biggest life lesson YouTuber. Today we check out Dhar Mann's latest masterpiece, sending children to military camp.

Don't be such a squid word, okay? Oh, sir, oh and I know it, fucking with the- All right, people, what's up? Today, I probably found Darmand's craziest video ever. That's if you consider child labor to be pretty crazy. Mom sent bad kid to military school. What happens next to shocking, Darmann? What the fuck is Darmann up to this time?

Hey, J, dinner's gonna be ready. What did I tell you about eating junk food before dinner? Uh... And this room, it looks like a pig style. I can see you, Darmand, flexing the Jordan fours. Somebody amongst the Darmann actors has some good fucking taste, aside from the sexy fucking shoes. What the fuck is this dirty-ass room, dog?

I get it, homework is crazy, you probably way too busy to focus on any other shit. But my guy, I can't even give you the benefit of the doubt. If you was rotting in your fucking bedroom playing Halo of all video games, you desperately need go the fuck outside. Your vitamin D levels are fucking zero. You got clothes everywhere, rappers in this bed. It looks like a pack of wild dog slept in it. It's my room. It's not like anyone else is gonna see it beside Timber. This is my house. Oh shit, mother, just put the foot down. By the way, audience, in case there's a few parents that are watching my videos, please take my advice when I say this. Never say the line,

it is my house after they say it is their room. Because guess what, if it's your fucking house, then why don't you clean their fucking room? You see what I mean? You kind of back yourself into a corner. So if you really want to put your child in their fucking place, straight up take their room away from them and they can sleep in the fucking living room. No privacy, no nothing. You got to put them little shit in their place.

I want this room spotless by the time dinner is on the table. Or what? Or what, Mom? You see, audience, I'm giving you parents free consulting right now. Because if you just say for your child to clean their room without any stakes, they're not gonna clean their fucking room. Instead, you need to articulate your shit talking like this. Hey, son!

You said you were gonna clean your fucking room? Sure, go ahead, don't clean your fucking room. I'm just gonna sell everything in your bedroom and you're gonna fucking like it. The second you say that, they're gonna get on their shit. And put a clean shirt on. Brian is coming over. And I want you on your best behavior, young man.

Don't even think about playing any pranks. The last guy didn't even come back. Good. If this child were to be my son, I will literally fucking str- A, uh, PG-13, PG-13, what I meant to say was, I will strenuously ground them for months upon months. Will they ever see the light of day again? I don't know, that's kind of up for debate. All I'm saying is that my children will be very well-behaved.

Because if not, then, uh, we don't even want to get into that story. I did not sound good. She's bluffing. What is she gonna do? Buddy, you have absolutely no idea. To any of you in the audience that has the mentality of what are your parents really gonna do to you? You should probably reconsider that thought process. It's not like they actually need you for anything, of course.

If they really wanted to snap their fingers and send you off to army cadets or some shit, they can fucking do that. They don't need you to pay the bills, take the dog out for a poop. Aside from being their love and joy, you're just a fucking parasite. And if they need to send you somewhere to start you, straightened up your fucking ass, they will. I don't know. When Marco started acting out, his mom sent him to East Point.

Really? Isn't that like a military school? I'm not sure, but apparently it's not as bad as it sounds. He said it's like summer camp all year round. No parents. You get a stamp and play video games. You can even go on trips on the weekends. That sounds like heaven compared to living with my mom.

Your definition of heaven is incredibly screwed up. I don't know. I wouldn't say necessarily being a fucking Jeffrey in living like an absolute slug would be heaven. To me, it just sounds like being a typical couch potato with no purpose. In contrast, to me, of course, a hardworking fucking alpha-chad. Getting women and shit. Your definition of heaven sounds like my version of hell.

Trust me, the sooner I get out of this place, the better. Look at our little man. All grown up and ready to move out. Fresh out of fucking sixth grade. I remember that very short-lived phase of, my childhood, where I thought I could be self-reliant on my own without my parents in fifth grade. Boy, did that last fucking 10 minutes. Listen, kid, no street smarts, no money in your bank account.

You're gonna fail in life. I'm sorry. Somebody has to say it. That was delicious, babe. Thank you. Make this yourself. This is an old family recipe. It's been around for generations. Hey, could you grab the cheesecake from the fridge for dessert, please? You devious little boy. I can't even lie, I still do the same shit with my dad.

We could be eating dinner and I'll just slip some ghost pepper sauce in his food. By the way, he's a real fucking pussy with spicy food. Slip the hot sauce and their food, let them consume it and enjoy the ride. Let, eat it. So, uh, you like, who are. I'm sorry, my mouth's on fire. What in the world is going on? Holy!

Little man is about to get in. Big, big trouble. That facial expression only describes one thing. Oh shit, I fucked up. How do I get out of it? Now, typically, audience, it would be funny if it was somebody in your family or maybe a friend. But if you're doing this to a complete stranger, then that's just a fucking dick move. And also going directly against what your parents just told you.

Not necessarily the way to get on your mom's good side. I am done. Trying to discipline you. If you won't listen to me, you're gonna have to go and learn how to listen elsewhere. You've left me no choice, Jay. I'm sending you to East Point. Again! Man, it sounds fantastic, just.

What the fuck was that? Now, obviously, this guy is not going to be going to some summer camp school. Spoiler alert, the title says something about Darmann and child labor. I don't know yet. But it's definitely not about a vacation. school. And I'll be honest, I'm not very sure if those fucking things even exist. School's a fucking prison. Well, yeah, our little man is about to get quite the rude awakening. Should be careful what you wish for, Jay. The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

What the fuck is this life lesson? The grass is always greener on the other... Shut the fuck up. This is the boys' quarters. What the fuck is this? The war room? Is this Andrew Tate's fucking hustler's university or some shit? This singular image alone must be reeking in testosterone. I can feel myself becoming more of a man just by looking at this video. Wow. Everyone's so quiet and well-behaved. Here at East Point Academy, we do try to instill the correct values. Is that my bed? Yes. I've never seen a Darman actor look more pissed off in my life. You see, audience, where are these Darman actors when you need them? Actual good acting actually puts a good front on camera.

Not some cringe-ass diary of a wimpy kid shit. That's a new X-Men? Oh yeah, that's the uh, ex-neet. What's the big deal? Why can't we talk? Uh, quiet time at 20-100 and lighted out at 2100. Uh, in English, she will play. This guy doesn't know military time.

He's more of a lost cause than I thought. For anybody in the audience, 2000 is 8 p.m. and 2100 is 9 p.m. Which in my opinion is a very respectable bedtime. I go to bed at 5 p.m., so in my opinion, these kids are getting so much more time. I'm kind of jealous. You know what? I say. No parents.

No rules. And let's get this party started! I really don't think that's a good idea. You know, Sergeant Stokes is really strict. My boy, if you wanted to turn in the dance circle, all you had to do was ask. Does this look like the guy that wants to get fucked? and sturdy. I swear this kid's judgment must be going out the window every time he gets confronted. Like if this guy could simply read a room, he could actually get out of so much trouble.

But no, continue to fuck it up. You step into my turf, disobey my rules, drop and give me 20. 20 what? Put jobs! Make it 40 on the ground now! Okay, bro! You will address me, has served! Yes, sir! Do it! Okay!

As for the rest of it. Audience, are you seeing these fucking push-ups? These aren't even the push-ups that middle school girls would do. Tell me how the fuck that's gonna build any muscle in your body. You could do so much better than that. As clown liked a party, was always trying to bend the rules. In fact, he was a lot like you. Ah!

He was like me? But what happened? He tried to pull a fast one on Stokes for April Fools. Long story short, he miscalculated that one big time. Got sent to the whole. I've heard about that. What is he? Solitary confinement.

Anyone who survives never comes back the same. Legend has it. Some kids never come back. What is this bullshit? These kids are describing this shit like it's some campfire horror story. You don't want to go to the hole. Nobody fucks with the hole.

Listen, buddy, whatever this hole is called. There's a saying I go by. When there's a hole, there's a goal. And audience, if I see a hole, I'm at a fucking goal. Man, that's just some urban. Stokes probably made up to scare everyone. into following orders. That's probably true. We're gonna back.

Darmann! What the fuck? Children are now drugging people in the Darmann universe. I never thought I would see it coming. I thought that you were going on the Disney XD aisle, but you're finally getting a little PG-13. And honestly, I support this shit. I slipped him enough to take that a resource. Look, he's out cold.

You know what I said earlier about this guy being a good Darmann actor? Please forget I said any of that shit before in my life. I've never heard a more feminine scream in my entire life. Shut the fuck up. Please, I'm break! That's right, baby. You have learned your lesson. The grass isn't always treading on the... Whatever the fuck she said.

Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.