Ryth - Dhar Mann Needs To Quit.

Episode Date: April 12, 2025

Dhar Mann Needs To Quit.Dhar Mann has gotten worse, and the worse Dhar Mann gets, the more cringe Dhar Mann videos get. Today we take another Dhar Mann reaction at one of his recent life lessons, this might just be the worst one yet.

He put a fucking creepers in my room. Come on, Mom, Mom, playing Monster Legends. Just unlock the Darmann Gene. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Darmann. Seems like we're on a bit of a Darmand streak lately. Anyway, streamer pranked on live stream. What happens next is shocking Darmann.

Devin, eat your food. You're not even supposed to be playing games at dinner. Give me that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, Mom, playing monster legends. Just unlock the Darmann Gene. Oh, for the love of God. has truly run out of ideas to name things in his series. From the last Darmand episode of saying kootie-shooties, that was pretty awful.

But now the Darmand genie? The tithes of Darmann originality is so damn dry. Fucking Sahara desert shit. The Darmine gene now. Let me try. Well, I don't know about that. Giffittance. All right.

Okay, this is fun. Giff, give me. All right, seriously, Mom, give me my game back now. Poppy Claus. Mom. You gonna watch your tone with me, Devin. Actually, mommy, that was a load of bullshit to talk to your son. I'm sure so many of us can relay with how our parents could be so hypocritical.

Honeybun, please stay off your phone at the dinner table. Meanwhile, whips out the fucking iPhone 13 Pro Max on Facebook. Like, get the fuck out of here. Now, eat your food. Or a splash. All right, let me give my game back, Mom. I'm done. Give me back.

You're gonna mess it up. Let me give me the game back. We're not going to fight up. You're going to mess it up. I should probably run, shouldn't I? Damn it! What the fuck did I just watch? Is this what Darmand's cooking up in the studio now?

People fighting over a game of fucking Monster Legends? If this video by Darmand wasn't sponsored, I'd be fucking surprised. Dude smells money from across the globe. He's like a Jewish shark. Hey, Darmann fan. Monster Legends is an awesome free-to-play mobile game that's available in all devices. And starting from today, the newest edition, is my very own monster, the Darmann Gene. What did I fucking tell y'all?

And you know what? If Darman says it, it must be true. If Darman is hot as fuck, then this video game is hot as fuck. I guess I'll be downloading a video game after this video. Nice soft mansion. Now, let's hurry. We're gonna have 20 more minutes left to finish it. I'll be right back.

Hey, Mikey. I'm in the middle of... Hey, told some friends at school that I'd make some NFTs. Okay, what? I never thought that Darman would utter the words, NFT in a video. Motherfuck is all about the money in this video. He's talking about a sponsorship, now he's talking about NFTs.

I can smell the money from this video. What did Mikey want? How was not the genius plan? I always sound quick way he's ahead, but he never listens. Wow. You guys finish stuff fast. What on earth is that Minecraft version? When I seen this, I was like, holy shit that Glowstone reminds me a fifth grade.

Am I in a fucking time machine or am I just oldest shit? Nice touch of delighting, Hannah. Thank you. I use blueberries to light up the inside. Thinking about glowberries is making me hungry. At this rate, we'll be ready for the boat off this Saturday. Affirmative, we're the dream team. Nothing can stop us.

Uh, does anyone else see that? The amount of stereotyping that Darmand does in these videos is actually insane. We got the typical innocent boy. We got the average dream stand. Now we got the professional fat ass that doesn't stop thinking about cake. Hmm, cake. I wish I had some right now. Dorman, you think this shit's coming together so well.

And I got to tip my hat. You are fucking accurate in this video. Keep this shit up. I might actually like you. Dad doesn't look like kick to me, Vince. That looks like... No! What's happening?

That guy didn't. I'm going to destroy him. Who was that? Alicia J. I don't know. Was anyone else invited to practice with us? No. No-uh.

I don't think so. He dropped something. I'm gonna go check it out. What's it say? I don't know. Maybe it's... Holy shit, it's the NFT. Okay, but seriously, what on earth is Mikey doing?

Everybody knows Mikey's the piece of shit that gets in trouble. I don't know why he's like the Zodiac Killer laying signs and clues all over the place. Mikey, you've been dripping trails of shit ever since you cheated on your... first test. You're not fucking mysterious or not this anonymous looking motherfucker. We know it's you. We know you blew up the house because you're an angry little shit. Thanks for watching. Don't wait. We're going to figure out who shaft touch us and win a tournament next week. See ya! Oh, what the fuck? I remember when my Minecraft videos were like that. You know, cringe and absolute dog shit. But even though my Minecraft videos were cringing and full of dog shit, at least I wasn't on a

Darmand video. And also, Mikey, you ain't fucking hiding from anybody. You think, I think nobody notices you behind Little Timmy's webcam, because if you don't, I'm fucking baffled. How do you go from writing Zodiac killer messages to being so fucking stupid? I just ordered my Razor Blackshark V2 headphones. Nice. What about you, Hannah? Did you get any new gear? No, I don't really have that kind of money.

Oh yeah, I forgot. You don't stream. Don't worry. You'll be able to buy a new graphics card when we win the tournament. Yeah. Um, I'm gonna use the bathroom. I feel bad for her I don't know what I would do

If my parents were going through a divorce What the fuck? What kind of side plot is this? Star Man, this isn't very family friendly We can't talk about divorce here Some people watch your videos to avoid their parents Going through a divorce Which is practically half your audience

Because they're fucking fatherless But what a great side plot You single somebody out because they're fucking poor And then you say, ah yeah, they also got a divorce Wow, what a piece of shit We love watching your Twitch stream Can we take a selfie with you? Yeah, sure.

Look, he thinks he's a big shot now. I'm sorry, but who the fuck is watching a four-year-old play Minecraft? I refuse to believe a four-year-old has any comedic value to anybody older than the age of seven. I'm not going to find anybody that still sucks on a fucking pacifier funny. Uh, the animals always hear that? I think I heard something come from the room you made. The fucking creepers in my room! Quick!

Type the command. kill the mobs. It's slash kill at E-type equals creeper. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's putting a sign on a wall. It says, if he do to build off, I'll destroy you? Why does Mikey keep doing this? Okay, but what in the higgity-diggity damn are you doing? Leaning back like you're some fucking Neanderthal? Just ban the guy that's griefing your map. It's not hard. I imagine it would be very easy to figure out who it is if they live in the same fucking houses you're For once is Mikey actually outsmarting somebody?

Holy shit! Well, Mikey's been graphing on a stove book with my craft keepers, and he's been... Okay, wait, slow down. I can't understand half of what you're saying. Mikey's sabotage your chances are winning the build-off semi-finals this weekend. Mom, just tell Mikey leaving me my friends alone. I know he wanted to destroy my friends that I are going to make at the build-off. But you know what?

What happens in the dark always comes. You think I haven't learned that by now, genius? Why would I mess with you and your friends? You told us about the secret message, you left us in a game. How else would you know about that if you didn't make it? All right, fine, I admit. I know about the secret message. Not because I put it there.

Because I like watching your Twitch streams. You what? Yeah, Jaden, what the fuck? You know, Mikey's a better man now? He learned his lesson after his 48th. quiz he cheated on. Jaden, how about this? You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Maybe you're the piece of shit, grieving. It helps me get better in Minecraft. That's how I knew when someone blew up your mansion and left that secret message.

You're just saying that so I don't get in trouble with mom. I know you blew up a tree house with all the secrets just now. That couldn't have been me. I was outside doing my schoolwork. Yeah, he's telling the truth for once. I made him do it before dinner. This is gonna be the most Gollable kid I've ever seen. I don't get it in between Darmann videos. This guy could be so sharp Jaden is like the Einstein of fucking Darmann videos. But just this one time his IQ goes right out the fucking window. How do you not know it's your brother being a piece of shit? Honestly at this point I feel like you do deserve to get grieved. How do you not know your own fucking family? My friend's about to log in. Okay good. Don't forget what we talked about. I got it.

Make sure drink that potion. I think the judge is a one. Well about the. Hey everyone, welcome to the semis. JavaScript Jaden's team is going to be going against Harry Barry's team. Darmann, you son of a bitch. My favorite parts of Darmand videos are when the man himself features inside of the content. There's a fine line between YouTube video and commercial-grade TV shit. The second that Darmand speaks in a video, it's automatically the best thing the world has ever fucking seen. Just my opinion?

No, it's everybody's opinion. It's fucking fact. Oh, this is a mess. Hey, Jaden. Jaden. I'll be right back. Tadra, I'll be right back. I found out who your second tour was.

Who? No way. We know what you did. Hey, guys, what are you talking about? We know that you're the one who's been blowing up our maps. No, Mikey was the one who did it. Mikey used a potion in invisibility to spy yesterday. He screen captured everything.

He caught you making a trap. Why in the world would you do this, Hannah? Like, I didn't... My dad left us nothing. Holy shit! So Mikey didn't sabotage them? Holy fuck, my mind's blown. You guys think this is a part of the act, but I'm genuinely shocked.

There's no way, Mikey isn't a piece of shit in a video. Someone put a cork on my ass. This is too good to be true. We only have a couple of things. couple minutes left and we still need to finish the top floor. What do we do? I ask someone who can help us. Who? Hey guys. No, no. Mikey, you're still a piece of shit. I don't trust you yet. Listen, one good deed does not wrap over a thousand lies, motherfucker. Mikey's gonna do something. I fucking know it. I fucking know it. Sorry I didn't win, Mom. I wanted to help you so bad, but

on top of that, all my friends hate me. Oh, why do they hate you? You wouldn't understand, Granny. When you were our age, you were probably killing fucking Nazis. I don't think griefing in Minecraft is going to be your top priority. What are you guys doing here? I talked it over with everyone, and we already said how he wants to spend all. Why is money? Well, my cue wasn't too happy about it, but the rest of us agreed.

What are you talking about? Check an email. Oh, my God. Nah, Jaden, she's still a piece of shit. She's not a real friend. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.