Ryth - Dhar Mann's SSSniperWolf Anime.

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

Dhar Mann's SSSniperWolf Anime. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No! Kardashian. Oh. Cool. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Darlo Main. Mean girl, Shane Teen, for anime, featuring Sniper Wolf, Darman. What'd you get for number 23?
Starting point is 00:00:21 I'm not there yet. Heather. Raina, can you stop talking until everyone's finished? Okay, so to start off, I don't know why the teacher looks just as old as the fucking students. I don't know if that's an insult to the students or a compliment you the teacher. somebody's looking good for the rage. I need to step out for a minute. Finish your worksheets and I'll be right back.
Starting point is 00:00:41 What did you get for number 23? Heather. What the? What is this? Wait a second. Is this Chase? That's private. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Looks like you got yourself a little sucker. Wait. Is this me as an anime character? Meanwhile, these academically inept fucking idiot bimboes are passing around this kind lady's sketchbook. They decided to embarrass her. I don't know why exactly. like you're roasting somebody for drawing something better than you?
Starting point is 00:01:17 Maybe you can go fuck yourself. Yeah, Mia's totally in love with you. No, I'm not. I was just practicing drawing characters for my series. You're what now? It's for an anime contest. First place gets a thousand dollar prize. Are you serious? Just when I thought you couldn't get any weird.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Oh, my fucking heart, it goes out to this girl. There has yet to be anybody in all of my years of high school, middle school, and elementary school, where somebody gets bullied for watching anime. And I can say that with first-hand experience because I was the fucking anime kid. In fact, it wasn't even me. It was literally the entire school. We were obsessed with anime. I don't know, maybe my classmates were more culture than everybody else. But if you get bullied for fucking anime, I can promise you my school with dog your ass. Anime isn't weird. Even a bunch of celebs are into it.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Ariana Grande, Kanye West, sniper wolf. What a great, comment. combination for this shit. You go from Ariana Grande and Kanye West, two of the most impactful music artist ever, to a fucking reaction channel sniper wolf. Holy shit, Darmand is trying to get connections up. And what? You think they're ever going to care about your dumb little drawings? Oh, sorry about that. Hopefully everyone had a chance to finish. Pass them up to the front, please. Oh, and a quick reminder that Friday is Career Day, so you will want to dress up as whatever you want to be. Lawyers, doctors, astronauts, whatever your dream job is, and then you'll give a brief presentation to the rest of the class.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I bet Mia's dressing up as Pikachu. I'm sorry, is something funny back there? Yeah, lady, well, what's so funny back there? Well, what's this bullshit? And what the fuck is wrong with Pikachu, my lady? I've been rocking Pokemon since I was four years old, dog. That shit hasn't done me wrong a single time. If you don't like playing animated video games and you don't like watching anime, what else is there to play with?
Starting point is 00:03:10 You can't play with their koochie all day. Flicking your bean to fucking science. Yeah, excuse me, Ms. Cran. What if you don't plan on working? Well, you have to choose something. Anything. You could be a philanthropist or a stay-at-home mom. Like I would ever do that to myself.
Starting point is 00:03:25 I'm sorry, girl, but the last time I checked, there's no such thing as a stay-at-home fucking fat-ass. I mean, I technically don't have a job. I mean, I do YouTube for a living. But at least it's something other than being a fucking stay-at-home fat ass. You can't rely on daddy's money. He's gonna die eventually. Hopefully someday this lady's gonna get accepted into the fucking McDonald's Food Network. And how do you expect living at fucking home doing a shitload of nothing
Starting point is 00:03:48 gonna make you money? This woman's logic is so unbelievably backwards. I'm sure Darmann is scratching his head to this right now. Somebody clearly didn't think through their life lesson. Is Mia legit still drawing her anime? I've got an idea. Get your phone out. Why? What are you gonna do? I'm stopping the freak from drawing her anime for good. Record me, but start it in like one minute. Oh shit, it's getting real. I gotta put a cork in my ass. for what happens next. Hey, loser. Thanks for the sandwich.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Hey, that's my lunch. Ugh, you can keep it. How old is that meat? I don't know. My mom got it from Walmart. Ew. You get your groceries at Walmart? Let me see that.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Stop taking my stuff. Dumb. Dumb. Even dumber. Give it to me. Why do you keep picking on her? Yeah, just give her her book back, Heather. Stay out of this.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Oh, this fucking script writing's dog shit. Hold up. Is this me? My series needed a villain. Oh. If that's how it's gonna be, then I might as well embrace the part. No! I needed these for the contest.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Serves you right for drawing people without their permission. And besides, anime is a total waste of time. No one day that we thank you for this. Yeah, I highly doubt that. I highly doubt she's gonna tell their fucking kids and grandkids. Yeah, that time I got bullied in high school, they were right. That woman that threw my sketchbook in the trash can and told her, me I was a piece of shit. Oh yeah. Yeah, that that taught me a lesson. Life lessons with
Starting point is 00:05:24 Darmand, the stories that make no fucking sense. Let me see that. What is that? Hey, Mia. Thanks for the views. What are you talking about? Guessing you haven't seen my TikTok. I love how she casually puts on the shades and fucks off in the sunset. Motherfucker, you didn't even get that many views. You got a thousand likes on TikTok. I literally wipe my ass and I get 10,000 likes on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Trust me, girl, your life is not over. It took her an entire day to get a thousand likes on a TikTok. In comparison to me wiping my ass, that's nothing. Sweetheart, how was... Hey, what's going on? Great attention to detail, Darmand. Giving the anime girl the shittiest car in the parking lot. What a great way to fit the hustler stereotype.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Something happened to school? It's not the pick of a deal. Is someone picking on you? Is it the heather girl? I swear. I don't want to talk about it. Can we just go home? We're supposed to go to the thrift shop.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Get your career day outfit, remember? Yeah, well, I don't even know if I want to go to school that day anymore. What do you mean? You're so excited. You're going to dress up as Tangier... Uh, Tangiro... Tangero? Demon Slayer!
Starting point is 00:07:04 Oh, fuck me, man. My mom's the exact same way. I could be watching Death Note with her, and she'll be like, is that Yajimi Laito? And she'll give me this exact face right here. We all love our moms, don't we? But if I go, then I'm not going to wear an anime costume. Okay, so what do you want to go as?
Starting point is 00:07:26 I don't know, something normal so no one makes fun of me? Sweetheart. Being different is what makes you special. You can try to fit in with everyone else. Yeah, well, that hasn't worked out so well. Kill the people that don't understand you keep you from following your dreams. Oh god, my poor heart of stone. We're expressing our feelings. I wonder what sniper wolf has to say about this.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I was actually leaning more like Kardashian. Oh, look what the cat dragged in? What do you want, Heather? Oh, nothing. I just wanted to thank you. My TikToks at over 1 million views. Guess I can add influencer to the list of things I can become. I've looked at the comments and people are on my side. If I were you, I delete that.
Starting point is 00:08:13 I gained 30,000 followers in a day. 30,000 followers from 1 million views in 24 hours. Aren't you the pretty fucking princess of conversion rates? Like I said, bro, a lot of people love their anime. In the first group of people that would dog you are my classmates. And me, of course, primarily me. I'm like the five-star general of this shit. What is this?
Starting point is 00:08:35 It's part of my outfit for Friday. What are you going as a witch? No, I'm going as a character for my favorite anime demon slayer You know, maybe your life wouldn't suck so much if you weren't so weirdly obsessed with anime My life is just fine You have no friends, no boyfriend, and you're poor I mean the no boyfriend part I completely understand About a good 70% of dudes that watch anime are out here yeet in their shmita animated 14 year olds
Starting point is 00:09:01 I honestly don't blame her for not wanting a boyfriend What are you doing? We leave for school in 10 minutes I'm not going I don't feel well Mia, please don't let those girls get to you. But what if they're right? I eat lunch alone every day. We live in a tiny studio apartment.
Starting point is 00:09:19 We can barely afford it, and I think that just drawing some fictional characters is going to magically change everything. There's mean, but she's not crazy. I know it doesn't feel like it right now, but I promise you things are going to work out. This is your favorite series, right? Does the hero in the story just get what they want right away?
Starting point is 00:09:35 No. Tangero has to fight demons to have evils. his family's death and to turn his sister Neziko back to human. Exactly. Think of Heather as a demon. Oh, here we go. So we're gonna take arguably one of the most popular anime series and compare it to a high school fucking bully. You know, Darmand could have described this as Tandro working really hard to make his fucking ninja skills top tier. And likewise with our female protagonist trying to get her art skills to the top tier to win the fucking art contest.
Starting point is 00:10:07 And even when adversity comes by, you must rise up and take the crown of... I don't know. Essentially, if you give up, you're a pussy. That's the life lesson. Thank you, Darmann. Yeah, but I don't know if I'm ready to do it. What don't you go get that? Guys, great theory.
Starting point is 00:10:23 What if Sniperwolf's at the front door? Holy fucking shit. You're Sniperwolf. Well, technically, I'm Nuzuko. But yeah, you must be Mia. Uh, yeah. I'm sorry, how do you know my name? Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:10:40 I wish I didn't look like this right now. You're totally fine. I saw a TikTok video about you, and I felt super bad. Oh my gosh, I'm about to flame this woman. So you reached out to this girl's mom, aka fucking darn man. But whenever you have a 10-year-old girl that's dying of cancer, you fucking blow her off. Oh, wait, that's right. That's only because you do something for other people when there's money involved.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Sniper wolf's like a fucking Jewish shark smelling money across the globe. Fuck you. So I reached out to your mom. You know about this? That's why I was trying to get you to go good ready. Sorry for what you're going through. That Heather girl sounds like some of the girls that I went to school with that made fun of me. You were made fun of.
Starting point is 00:11:23 You've got like 30 million subscribers. Now, but I wasn't very popular in high school. I was into anime and the other girls were into boys or shopping. But now some of those same girls want to be my friends. When people were mean to you, it didn't make you want to change. Not at all. And she's entirely right. She's still the same fucking rat she's always been.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Arguably, I'd say worse. Her mom sent me some of your drawings. And they're really good. Like getting published or produced one day sort of good. Wait, you mean it? You're not just saying that to make me feel better. Well, no, actually. She's just saying the same shit she said to the cancer kid.
Starting point is 00:11:57 You're being fucking deceived, kid. Hey, who's next? Uh, Mia. You want to come up? This is going to be cool. So, uh, I decided to dress so. as my favorite anime character, it's Tanjuro from Demon Slayer. Because I hope to create my own anime series.
Starting point is 00:12:22 That's code for gonna be broke. This has easily got to be the most drawn out part of Darmand's video. In order to create these videos, you need absolutely no personality. And about a year and a half ago, Darmann used to actually put some efforts. But now this content is just PBS kids rotten fucking tuna. Heather, sorry Mia, keep going. What steps can someone take to become a lot?
Starting point is 00:12:46 anime creator. So actually... First step, be born a total loser. If anime is for total losers, then what does that make you when you don't even want a fucking job? Professional fat ass is not on the sign-up board. To become a creator, normally you need a foot in the door, but
Starting point is 00:13:02 actually, Heather helped me with that. What are you talking about? No, I didn't. Because of your video, I was able to meet... Hello, friends. Oh my gosh. Hello, what brings you here?
Starting point is 00:13:19 I'm here as Mia's friend, but I'm also collaborating with her on a special project. Huh? Sorry, I missed the bus this morning, but is it true? You brought sniper wolf to class today? When I saw that drawing you made it in here. Oh, don't remind me. That was so embarrassing. No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Because of you, I've actually been binging bleach all week. Cool. I'm gonna fucking puke. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll like it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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