Ryth - I Found The Weirdest Brainrot Animator.

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

I Found The Weirdest Brainrot Animator.

All right people what's up. I just found the creepiest brain rot animator on YouTube. Now audience, the subject of today's video is called Erd Cartoon. Which up, right off the bat, I can already tell something very weird is about this channel. No, not his profile picture and no, not even the thumbnails in his videos. Why in the Timbuck fuck does his YouTube bio say? I like to create animations for fun based on the fantasies in my head. Wait a minute, so bro, you're telling me that you think about this shit on a daily?

Because if that is true, I can only wonder the amount of fantasies you have that can't be on YouTube. Anyways, his most popular video got 11 million views in two months on The Amazing Digital Circus. If 11 million children saw this video, then surely it's PG enough for me. Let's begin. Nice, dude, only three seconds into the video, and we're already getting titty-jiggle physics and shit. So Mr. Erd, this is the shit that you think about on your free time. And then after you fantasize about it, then you spend multiple hours in fucking blender. Or if you like to get really fucking fancy, you go to Unreal Engine 5,000,

and you cook up this hot dog shit. You must feel like a really accomplished human being. All those years of college that your dad sent you to learn about animation, and you pop out this bullshit. If you are my son, I would disown you from the fucking family. Shh, keep quit and watch. Any second now. Also, complete side note, why do you guys keep saying I look like Jacks from Amazing Digital Circus?

I am not Jacks, ladies and gentlemen. My OC is from Bob. You know the fucking Animal Crossing character? Stop saying I am Jacks. Do not relate me to this absolute monstrosity. Bob is the OG and Bob will be here after Jacks is already gone. Looking up girls skirts, so early in the morning. Sorry.

If you were honest, I was going to give you a free peek. What would be be fun? Just a quick reminder, ladies and gentlemen, 11 million people saw this video. And audience, let me also remind you, it's not just people. We're talking about fetuses watching this video. The type of audience that this video attracted was kids that are still reading fucking Esop's fables. We're talking about motherfuckers that can't even tie their shoes yet. And we're already teaching five-year-old children to look at the ass cheeks from up a girl's skirt.

Seriously, what the fuck? Gen Alpha and Gen Beta are going to be so fucking hypersexualized when they're older. The future of humanity is fucking doomed. Just kidding. Don't be so nervous. Listen, I know I just said that this kid's dad probably sent him to college to learn about animation. But bro, what the fuck was that? You care so much about how the visuals in the animation looks. But whenever it comes to the actual movement in the motion that causes the animation,

your quality of labor is cheaper than a fucking Chinese man on Fiverr. Your animations are shit, dude, you fucking hear me, they're shit. Listen, audience, as somebody with a live breathing female for a girlfriend, this is not what ass cheeks look like when they're moving around. When girls are laying down and they're sitting still, their fucking ass cheeks don't bubble up like it's water. Their butt cheeks just sit still like every other human being. I know it's groundbreaking news.

But it's not like the fucking gooner anime that you guys consume every day. I'm sorry I broke you guys as heart. I know the truth hurts. But I have to tell you, you guys got click baited. Butt cheeks do not move like that. Guys, for the last time, this shit is not me. I hate that I have the exact same character still as this frame here. I swear, bro, I am not beating the Jack's allegations.

Holy shit. Okay, you know what? Maybe I am a little bit like Jacks. This is definitely something that is on brand to what I would do. Listen, if the butt cheeks are exposed like that, then, hey, that's free real estate. Maybe the Jack's allegations aren't so bad after. But still, motherfuck is a little freaky for that. Oh, I won.

It's time to punish you. Pull your head out. Okay. A singular flick to the forehead does not hurt that bad. Or maybe it does. Audience, my skull is like four fucking inches thick. I guarantee if someone took a bullet to my head, it still wouldn't crack my skull. Cure a little bitch!

Raghatha. Have you seen Jacks? Hi, Pommie. No, I didn't see him today. I can't find him anywhere. Maybe he's in the kitchen as always. Bro, what the fuck did I just see? They forgot to censor one singular frame of the video.

Jacks is probably in fucking heaven right now. Bro, Mr. Erd cartoons, is this the shit you fantasize about? Because if so, bro, you need to see a fucking psychiatrist. Hmm. I'll go have a look. Sorry, Jacks. Everything is fine. Jacks?

And you know what, Jacks, I would feel the same fucking way. You don't just do that. a man and then you ask him, oh, is everything fine? Is everything okay? No, girl, you just took me to another fucking universe when you did that. I'm sorry. I mean, I mean, that was fucking disgusting. Do it again. I enter.

Hmm. Ragatha? It's kind of cramped in here. Quiet, Jacks, they will hear us. Jacks, what is this? It's a gun. Listen, I've never seen amazing digital circus, but I've seen plenty of fan art between Jacks and POMney. I guarantee all the children that watch Amazing Digital Circus, they're probably

shitting their fucking pants right now. Oh my gosh, not POMney and Jacks. Quiet little Timmy, it's just a porn parody. Bro, what the fuck happened to her hair? This is the motherfucker that dates Jacks from Amazing Digital Circus. Never mind, bro. I am not like Jax. I do not like my women with a hint of cancer. That's crazy. You reference Kyu for your character animation. That is the shittiest ringtone I've ever fucking hurt in my life. If you're late for training again. A special punishment awaits you. Bro, how many hits of DMT do I have to hit

to experience something like that? This is no longer Amazing Digital Circus. This shit is freaking me the fuck out. Who the fuck designed this character for Amazing Digital Circus? Bro, really looked at his grandma's dentures and put a fucking fedora on it and called it a character. This shit is fucking stupid.

If you're late for training again. A special punishment awaits you. A special punishment awaits you. I can't be late Kane I'm here Kane I know I'm late again It won't happen again soon You are punished

Alright I think that's enough Too many fucking ass cheeks going on in this video Anyways audience subscribe to the channel If you would like a part two on Erd animations With that being said I'll catch you guys later