Ryth - I Genuinely Hate Aphmau.

Episode Date: July 13, 2024

I Genuinely Hate Aphmau.Aphmau, also known as one of the biggest Minecraft YouTuber's on Minecraft YouTube Shorts and Minecraft TikTok. Today Aphmau made the weirdest Minecraft Roleplay and today we look into her recent cringiest minecraft video.

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Look at how many times you died at Minecraft. What the f-the-f? I never thought you can milk your own death for YouTube views. But if you're getting 11 million views, oh digity, damn, I'm gonna give it a shot. Headed guys shot because, you know, I... I'm gonna kill myself. All right people, what's up?

I hate Afmow. And apparently so does everybody else. Because it has recently come to my attention that everyone wants to kill Afmau in Minecraft. Now, this sounds like music to my ears. Today, man, ow. Oh my God, the writing. It's so damn poetic. Five seconds into the video, and I'm convinced that William Shakespeare wrote this shit.

The combination of the voice actors, the cinematics, the absolute beauty in the script writing. Oh my God. enough to make a grown man cry. If I had to take a shit, I would hold it for three hours just to complete this movie when he was like, you're dead, Afmount. Oh my God, I was crying. Zane? What's going on? What's going on, Afmount, is that I wasn't fucking invited to the party. All of a sudden, everybody wants to kill Afmout. Well, where's my invitation to this party? I feel like my life purpose just got taken away from me. Hey, Afmout, if the offer is still open to kill you, I would gladly play you in a game of Bed Wars. By the end of our High Pixel Bed Wars session,

in Afmow, you won't even be able to sit down. The absolute spanking you will receive in that game of Bed Wars will be completely unreal. Why does everyone want to kill me? Why does everyone want to kill me? Shut up, dude. Holy shit. I want you guys to think about how these videos are made. Obviously, we see the finished product of this Afmow video here.

But what's really happening in all reality? We have a bunch of grown men and women in a Discord call screaming at each other for Minecraft roleplay videos. This description doesn't make you think what in the 10 buck f' am I watching? Then, uh, yeah, something clearly isn't lining up. Oh, puppy, you're the boobie ever. Let me show you to Noi. He will appreciate you out of everyone on the server. Noy, check out my new little puppy.

Isn't you cute? You, you're dead. Tidda! Okay, did I miss something, or do I not understand why this guy is pissed off? This video is called Everyone Wants to Kill Afmountain in Minecraft. More like everybody is a fucking schizo. 30 seconds in the video, we already got people kicking. dogs, what's an absolute beautiful representation of what a child should look up to. Thank you,

Afmau. You're such a savior to the youth. Noy! Mow! Trying to hurt me, Afmow, you just hit the guy with a machete. Audience, you tell me what's going to hurt more. A bow and arrow with the pressure release of a toddler. Or getting a machete straight to the chest. I don't know which would do more damage. Oh my gosh, noi, I'm getting hurt. No shit. You hit a man with a machete. What did you think was going to happen? He is trying to hurt me. I got to get out of here. Ah, Mal!

Hey, get back here! Stop! Now, you can't run forever! Jesus, Afmow teleported across the map, and you can hear this guy like a second away from you. Everybody's on their Joker arc today. You can't hide forever! Dude, shut up.

Hey, noise trying to hurt me? Oh, that's terrible. I need to protect you. Follow me. Why does bro sound so creepy? Oh, baby, you need to be protected. Follow me. Dude's about to bring her back to his dungeon.

And only God, no. what's down there. Thank you, Zane. I don't know what's gotten into him. I know, that's so weird that would happen. Thanks, Zane. Oh, what you look at that? I'm right.

Typical. You fall into my trap, afoul. You fall into my trap. You're... What the... What the... Wait, where's you go? Get down here.

No, Zane, what's your problem. You know what my problem is. You're gonna pay for what you did. I think it's so crazy that Zane has a dedicated torture chamber in his house. Half-Mow, before you became friends with this guy, you didn't know he was prior a crazy serial killer? I think I would verify that before I'd become friends with somebody, especially a friend that likes to torture their other friends and watch it happen. It's creepy, it's psychotic, it's demented, it's every other word that can be used to describe sickening. Long story short, you need the Bible.

What do you, what do you mean? I'm going to jump up. Okay, you know what, I'm getting out of here. I'm trying to stop your machine, but whatever. You know what? I'm just going to blow it up. Oh, what? What did you do?

What did you do? Oh, look at all these arrows. Nice. Thanks for the... Thanks for all of them. Holy shh, the scripting is so... I low-key feel like every Afmow video is sort of improved, but not really. But sometimes when she's talking, and specifically in this part,

I don't know if she scripted this part of the video or her brain just went completely down the shit. But that was the most anti-climatic part of the video I've ever seen. If you were trying to escape a serial killer that wanted to watch you do, die and was pleased by watching it. Would you be giving these cutesy remarks as you just blew up his fucking hideout? Of course not. You would be screaming. I get that Afmau makes fake videos just like myself, but holy shit. Can you make it entertaining? I'm about to fall asleep watching this shit. No! I gotta get out of here. Something's going on and annoying. I have no idea what's going on. Come on. Um, let's see. Uh, just grab my bow. Grab this. Just grab anything that I can at this point.

I can't be around here anymore longer. Just kick them from your server. That's literally it. I can't be here much longer. Ban them. Are you stupid? Uh-huh! Your time on the server is over. What? So come here.

Go away from me, dog. Hey, yeah. Ian! Oh my gosh, Ian, you fucking kill the dog. I don't know about you, but I would not have that reaction if somebody killed my dog right in front of me. Oh my gosh, you can't do that. You silly goose. You can't kill my dog in front of me.

Holy shit. This video is... What did you do? There she is. Yeah, get it up, Afmow! Dumbow! We've gotcha right where we want to. Wait, what?

What? So you're telling me that Afmow can't practice basic self-defense, but she can throw a boomerang with enough power to make half of the house collapse. This sh-doesn't make sense. Ow! Oh, you're still here. I'll take care of this. Puppie, you're coming with me!

What the... No, puppy! Oh no, I just lost him. Oh, this isn't good. Well, this isn't good. Wait a minute. Everyone's trying to kill me. Oh my gosh.

No way. Everybody's trying to kill you. You only found that out after your friend was a serial killer. Your friend abuses your dog and everybody tries to beat your ass. Wow, Afmow! You're literally Einstein. All right, let's tear it down. Wait, why should we listen to you about it? But, Pierce, you're gonna tear it down anyways.

Eh, well, maybe we don't want to now that you're telling us too. You guys sound like a bunch of whiny, f-fittainty fifth graders at the playground. Well, I don't want to. What the f*** you do what I say you're going to do, and you're going to do it because I said so simple as that. Talk it back to me, you piece of shit. Look, you two, do you want to kill AFMOW or not? Yes, obviously. I agree.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then get to tearing. Out of all the words you could have used, tearing, was that really the best word to use? I know all you f***ers are in a Discord call thinking of things to say for the script. But, bro, you could have said anything besides tearing. That just makes it sound like you're on some weird shit. Now?

Uh-oh. You. What are you doing? I should have been thinking? Huh? Now! Wait. Come and get me if you can, boys!

What in the 10 bucks f- is this voice acting? Come and get me if you can, boy. Shut the fuck up. 50,000 likes and I'll watch this shit again.