Ryth - I Genuinely Hate Pokimane.

Episode Date: November 8, 2025

I Genuinely Hate Pokimane.

You don't know how to drive a car. Now why would you assume that about me? I'm a woman. You lady are one insufferable piece of shit. You're rich and make millions a month. I actually don't know if I've ever made millions in a month. I am very lucky to be quite financially stable, but financially stable, but financially stable. Yeah, okay.

Do you think someday we'll have a revolution like that in America? The wealth disparity is getting bad. The wealth disparity. We hate the rich. You hate the rich, huh? Oh, what's that? You hate capitalism too. to be a product of capitalism, you fucking dumbass.

$28 for cookies? Like if you're a broke boy, just say so. We hate the rich. Yeah, pokey, fuck the rich people, but also fuck poor people because they can afford your shitty cookies. Never racist. I have no prior history of any racist behavior. Holy lame they can't say that shit.

You actually can't make this shit of this lady has got to be one of the most unself-aware motherfuckers I've ever seen in my life. All right, people what's up? The most insufferable streamer on the internet loves to make everything about themselves. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is the Twitch streamer, Pokeyman. As you can see from the intro, I don't quite like this fucking lady. And I really hope the intro made it obvious enough for you guys to see that. Anyways, Pokeyman decided to post a brand new video onto her YouTube channel not too long ago,

doing basically a Q&A answering questions, you know, something that would seem pretty innocent. However, the answers that she gives throughout her Q&A has got to be one of the most insufferable experiences I've ever had to listen to. You'll see what I mean here soon. Let's begin. I'm an immigrant girl. We always feel like we got to work. Work, work, work, work, work. She's an immigrant girl, you got to work, work, work, work, work. Pokeyman immigrant, it's a Canada from Morocco when she was four years old, which would be around the year 2000. Okay, so you didn't immigrate shit your parents did. And besides you studying at a university, you've never had to be.

had a normal job outside of content creation. Which, by the way, your content creation is just you eating a fucking salad watching internet videos. I'm not too sure what the fuck you mean by work, work. You seem like a pretty lazy-ass motherfucker as far as I'm concerned. You don't know how to drive a car. Now, why would you assume that about me? Because I'm a woman. No, it's because you're Asian.

I'm kidding YouTube. I'm fucking kidding. Sometimes, man, you just want to go clubbing with your friends. I'm a little ass. I can't do that. It's going to wind up on TikTok. Please do not give me that. mental picture in my fucking brain.

The last thing I want to envision in my mind is Pokemon throwing the tuna tunnels out of fucking club. Stanky ass motherfucker. Hi, everyone. Welcome back to my channel. It's been a minute and today I have a very special video. Just by looking at this girl's body language, I can tell that she is one of the fakesest human beings on the fucking planet.

Welcome back to my channel. Fuck off. It is one that I haven't done in a while, both a sit-down video. and it's also an assumptions about me video. Yeah, Pokey, because we're so interested in you as a human being and because you're so fucking interesting. We so badly want to hear about your fucking opinions about the world like capitalism and shit.

Is it really just me in the audience that thinks that this lady just loves to exonerate herself for no fucking reason? It's interesting because I've been making content for so many years. Oh, believe me, Poki, I am fully aware of your old videos. Only lame didn't say that shit. But as I've grown older, I feel like your guys' assumptions and impressions of me have changed. Yeah, no, that's where you get it wrong. My opinions of you have stayed the fucking same.

You've always been a self-centered piece of shit. And also, new people come and find my channel, so I want to answer what you guys are wondering. Okay, but we don't fucking care. The only reason you decided to pull this video idea out of your ass two years later is because you're so badly want to tell people about yourself. Nobody was asking for this fucking video idea. It's not like this video was anticipated by any means. It got 200k in four fucking months. Nobody gives a fuck.

And we have Brodin behind the camera. Look at this cute little lesbian behind the camera. Dude, Pokeyman can't even film her own fucking video. She needs a dude to hit the record button for her. Poki, is it really so hard just to get a ring light in a camera and hit record yourself? Do you really need a fucking soy boy behind the camera with a MacBook Pro recording your every move. Are you so high and mighty that you can't even hit the record button yourself anymore?

All this shit right here looks so fucking extra. And we will be taking turns reading your assumptions about me and I'm gonna answer them. Holy shit, E-Main. You've said this like eight different ways already. It has been 60 seconds in your video and all you've done is repeat yourself the same way four different times and started fanning your fucking chin with your hand. Audience, I could have swore that this girl's a content creator. Surely you know how to pace a fucking video.

This is what zero fucking talent gets you, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, assumption about you. You're busy every day and have no free time. Just lay in bed, do nothing. You are a workaholic. What kind of ego-inflating bullshit is this? I imagine the type of person that asks this question is a tier three sub that has a fucking goon folder of Pokeyman.

But to answer your question, buddy, no, she is not a workaholic. she fucking does is recording eat salad on your fucking computer. At a certain point, when you make so much money, you can automate so much responsibility in your life that all you really need to do anymore is go to the gym and eat healthy food. AKA, what I'm trying to tell you here is that Pokeyane 9 times out of 10 is outsourcing any fucking responsibility that she has. The only difference between the fat piece of shit that donates Pokeyman money in Pokemon herself is the fact that she makes money while she's on her fucking computer.

The only fucking difference. Can't see, but he pointed the finger at me. I felt a bit of shame. I won't lie. You're such a fake piece of shit. He pointed the finger at me. I felt a little attacked. I'm not going to lie.

Try doing one video where you actually act like a normal person. You kind of right. But, but let me clarify, it's not that I have no time to lay in bed. It's that if I laid in bed and did nothing, I would just have so much product. Activity, anxiety. Okay, so what you're describing is that you don't feel tired when you lay in your bed because you're not fucking tired because you don't do shit throughout your day. Now, granted, audience, this is also coming from a guy that doesn't really do much throughout his day.

But I just find it so fucking ironic that this lady out of all people is talking about working so hard and being a fucking workaholic. As if she's comparing herself to some blue collar workers that's actually putting in real hard work. Your definition of productivity is sitting in front of your computer. You don't do shit. Same thing with me. We don't do shit, pokey. I did not wish to be built this way. Oh, shut the fuck up.

You didn't wish to be built this way. You've been given the gift of a lifetime. You have made a million dollars in revenue just by sitting at a desk and talking about your shit opinions. What the fuck are you talking about you wish you weren't built this way? You're not built any better than anybody else, motherfucker. We're born this way. I'm an immigrant girl. We always feel like we gotta work.

Work, work, work, work. Yeah, except the work that you're describing is fucking nothing compared to the actual immigrant family. Listen, audience, I'm sure that there are some people in the audience that are actual immigrant families. To you guys as immigrant families, except fucking Pokeyman as a part of an immigrant family that actually works hard. I'll tell you my opinion right up front, fuck no she isn't. Your earliest memories of life was in fucking Canada. You were still sucking on a fucking pacifier when you started having conscious thought. You didn't immigrate shit.

You've never had a 9 to 5. You've never ever had a blue collar job. All you know is talking in front of a microphone. Shut the fuck up. And also, I'm so lucky to be my own boss as a content creator and doing what I do. So technically, I do have the time to do nothing because I could just schedule my own day. A content creator in doing what I do. You hear that fella, she couldn't name a single fucking thing after that.

And as for the content creating part, she probably doesn't even do her fucking thumbnails or editing or any of that bullshit. So what part of the content are you actually doing? What the fucking recording? You sitting there talking about you for 20 minutes? Wow, Poki, you're able to do a self-job interview? Holy fucking shit. You are such an immigrant girl because you work, work, work so fucking hard. And decide to do nothing.

But then when I do that, I end up filling my time with random other things. Creativity workshops, talking to people on my team, going out with someone. I'm just someone who loves to be doing stuff. Bro, you're acting like these are like these grand, massive tasks that you have to do throughout your day. Guys, do you feel sympathy for her? She's such a hard worker. She has to go to a fucking meeting. Cry me a river.

Anyways, this immigrant girl workaholic is rambling on about the same bullshit for another like, five minutes, so I'm going to cut to her next beautiful opinion. Are you Muslim slash religious? Oh, oh my God, you're already going spicy. Right at the beginning is crazy. Give them something right at the beginning, yeah. All right. I think if you've watched my content long enough,

you've probably pieced together like, I'm a pretty spiritual person. I do believe in God. I think I just don't tout a religious label. Okay, so basically you're not religious. Listen, I hate to sound. like you guys as pastor really quickly. But the entire point of a religion or a branch of religion or fucking whatever, the bottom

line here is faith. And if you don't have faith in whatever the fuck you're believing in, then are you really quote, quote, religious at all? You believe in God. Okay? Uh, Jesus. Allah, fucking Buddha. Like, what are we talking about here?

Dude, why does this low-key sound like some stupid PR-ass response to try to get public relations to be okay? Poki, if you worship fucking Buddha. I doubt that you're going to lose any followers. It's really not that complicated of a question. Not because I don't want to or not because I think religion is anything to be ashamed of. But it's just because for a lot of my life, I feel like I've had to be like the representative of female streamers.

And I'm so kind of afraid to affiliate with a religion. And then people think that I have to be like a perfect role model of that religion. Like no one's perfect. Wow, Poki, you're so fucking Shakespeare that you have. to put this shit in Times New Roman on the fucking screen. Like, no one's perfect. Yeah, and you don't have to be. But once again, she's now tying another question this time about religion back to her fucking ego.

Uh, I kind of like represent women on fucking Twitch. Who the fuck says that? Nobody is ever gonna be a good example of a religious figure. Nobody is. But it's not that hard just to say that Jesus is king. Holy shit. Everyone's a sinner, you know what I mean? I feel like spirituality and faith is such a sacred thing.

Like, my faith is between me and God, and I don't think it's another aspect of my life that I need to have other people over-analys. In case you forgot, she just said that she ain't religious. I think I just don't tout a religious label. No, like, seriously, what kind of religious follower is that? You believe in God, but you don't have faith, and because you don't have faith,

you're not willing to associate with religion, and because you can't associate with a religion, you don't know how to believe in a particular god aka you're not fucking religious because the whole fucking point of faith ladies and gentlemen is to believe in a particular religious figure and believe that they are the one and only true faith as for me ladies and gentlemen

I believe in Jesus Christ of Christianity Christ's king boy am I a perfect role model of Christianity hell no I'm not but you know what I'm gonna have the humility and tell you guys that I try my best but doing this whole oh I'm spiritual but I just don't want to put a label on it, dude, you're just not fucking religious. Shut the fuck up. I feel like I just talk about it here and there,

and I'll open up more about it when I feel the time is right. What the fuck? You've been in the spotlight long enough that mean comments and criticism don't phase you. The truth of the matter is no, that's not true. They still do phase me. But the other truth of the matter is like

98% of it doesn't phase me. Here's something I learned because I've been going to therapy for years. Yeah, I can tell you're a byproduct of therapy. You know what you do when you get mean comments, ladies and gentlemen, you close the fucking computer. If you decide to become a public figure, a YouTuber, you better expect people to hate you. I mean, what the fuck do you want me to tell you guys? If you create an account on Instagram, Twitter, or YouTube, any of that bullshit, and then you get people shit talking

you on the internet, well, yeah, you fucking signed up for it. You want to know how you get rid of it? You close the fucking computer. You close your eyes, motherfucker. For me, to become someone that is not. Never phased by criticism or harassment or comments, especially mean ones, I would need to literally be a sociopath or a narcissist. I've actually asked my therapist, can you try to make me more narcissistic? He's like, I don't think we should. We shouldn't do that, sweetie. For once, I'm going to have to agree with your therapist.

Muffaca already knows that you're over the moon with this shit. I can only imagine if he fueled your ego even more. The end of the day, I'm always going to be human. Believe me, we are fully aware of that. Yeah, audience, most of us are humans, but for some fucking reason, this human in particular loves fucking up. You don't know how to drive a car. Now, why would you assume that about me? I'm a woman.

Yeah, we already knew that. You're rich and make millions a month. But it actually was in French. You're rich and you gain de millions per moa. Damn, that kind of sounds better in French, huh? Gagne de millions per moire. If you're trying to be sexy, you're doing a very fucking shit job at it. starters, no.

I actually don't know if I've ever made millions in a month. The fact that you have to think about this question with actual thought is fucking insane. I don't think you guys are actually picking up what's happening right now. This girl is actually sitting down and having a heart to heart with herself about whether or not she has made a million dollars in a month. I am very lucky to be quite financially stable. Financially stable. Fuck off! You are not financially stable.

You have generational wealth. wealth. In that generational wealth that you have accumulated over the years has went straight to your fucking skull. Because yeah, it does seem pretty fucking easy to shit on capitalism and say that poor people can't afford $28 cookies and that the system's fucked when in reality you haven't had to metaphorically lift a fucking finger in your entire life to get anything you've ever wanted. Anyways, audience, that's it for the video. Make sure you subscribe. I'll catch y'all. Later.