Ryth - I Ruined TikTok Spice Kings.

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

I Ruined TikTok Spice Kings.Spice Kings have completely Ruined TikTok and YouTube Shorts. Today, I end them all with a cringe TikTok spice king finale of roasting all the spice kings from Spizee, LukeDidThat, and more.

I love geets. I'm in love with a streamer This is gonna be a long video. Alright people what's up? Today I bring you a compilation about Spice Kings. Over the past year and a half I have made a lot of Spice King long form content. I have made so much long form content about Spice Kings the length of this video is fucking crazy. Anyways I challenge you guys to watch the entire video all the way to the end.

And to keep you motivated, I have a mystery word throughout the video, I'm gonna place. And if you aren't the first person to comment this mystery word, you earn $50. Anyways, let the compilation begin. TANDAQAXUPS from hell? Why do you have to make it gay? Oh, fuck!

All right, people, what's up? Spisey. Ah, this guy. After Spicey being the YouTube Shorts Punching Bag for a few months, today I wanted to revisit his content just to see if absolutely anything changed. Maybe he optimized his content to where he doesn't look like.

He's tweaking out of his mind. Plot twist, he got worse. Blue tachies. This guy has had multiple months to optimize his content. And several months later, this goofball is still consuming bread tachies, blue tachies. You can tell by looking at this guy that he's running out of ideas. And by looking at his face, his body is also running out of ideas that somehow stay alive. Consuming all this fucking junk food's going to give him an early grave.

And by the way, I do not wish death unspicy nor anybody. I don't want spicy to die. I'll have one less video idea. The f***. Blue tachie powder? Does this motherfucker have dementia or some shit? He literally just added blue tachies in the bowl. Does he not realize that blue taki powder is on the blue tachies?

I low-key feel like this guy has fried his brain so much that he doesn't even know what the f*** he's consuming anymore. You can give this guy cocaine with blue artificial coloring, and he can't tell the difference. Because I already know that bro practically doesn't have taste buds anymore. I mean, you could tell by just looking at him. His face is flaking apart like a dude with leprosy. Rose face has more fucking craters than the moon.

Red's hot? Pickle powder? I love pickles. Ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha. Get it, guys. He's not talking about pickles. I'm gonna fucking kill my... Spontagnia scumbastin hot sauce.

Fuck, dude, don't get too excited. Remember, buddy, it's just hot sauce. I honestly don't know if there's any helping this guy at all. He looks way too far in the Spice King Rabbit Hole. Whenever bro is looking at him, you like he's about a rapist or heinie that I think you're kind of lost in the sauce bro oh yes I feel it I feel it oh no Satan's rage the last dab enough enough Just a reminder, this is the same guy that struck down Vesh Remy's videos illegally,

and he was mad because he was getting bullied for making this type of content. Spicey, how could you expect to make content like this on the internet and not expect absolutely anybody to make fun of you? You can't just be doing this weird shit and expect nobody to say anything. Because motherfucker, you know this is weird. That's why you're doing this shit. I think I forgot how absolutely disgusting these fucking. videos where I know his content was about eating a bunch of spicy food but god diggedy

damn I really forgot how bad it was it looks like he just put plankton in a blender and he ate his ass It's unbelievable, oh that's enough shut the fuck up weird ass Oh yeah, it tastes like talkie Holy shit it tastes like talkies Yeah, motherfucker definitely has dementia Taki stick Dude what the fuck?

Ever since we stopped making fun of this guy, he's gotten way too comfortable on camera. Because who the fuck gave you the A-OK to do this on camera for little kids to see? Listen, I understand if you like a tocky stick, it probably tastes fucking amazing. But does it keep you the right to do this shit in front of a bunch of little kids that probably watch you? Ah, fuck no. I get that this guy is supposed to be making sus content and whatever the fuck he does. But it's gotten to a point where this guy is just fucking weird at this point. It's not entertaining.

It's not funny. I'm sitting here looking like this right now. If anything spicy, it's just pissing me off. You started making some weird fucking videos you got made fun of and you got mad and you toned it down a little bit. And just when we thought you learned your lesson, you went back to making these videos, but it's worse. But it's okay because I exist and I'm here to simply humble your fucking ass.

Yellow chili. Seriously, need I say more or should I keep going? I'm sure I don't have to describe what he's trying to emulate in his videos. It's pretty obvious that he's just blatantly trying to be an immature little fuck. Spicey, it's seriously not funny anymore. You can show this to a fucking fifth grader that's gonna think anything's funny. But this, bro, it's just not it. It's not funny anymore.

It's not being funny a long time ago. And personally, if you ask me, it was never fucking funny. On God, your midlife crisis ass needs to come up with new ideas. Because your content is almost as dry as the Topper Guild video. My mouth. It's green. No reaction. There it is, fellas.

The phrase we have all been waiting for. Spicey could get shot in the heart and he's still gonna have enough time to say no reaction before he bleeds out. I unironically think that this guy would say no reaction on his deathbed before he fucking passes. I just want to say before I go... No reaction! Let's test my spice limit. Yellow chili pepper? Yellow chili pepper takis?

The bomb hot sauce. Dumbass hot sauce. I don't know if you guys noticed this, but this is probably the calmest spicy video I've ever seen. He's actually talking normally and not sounding like a Disney XD actor. He doesn't look like he took five perks before he hit the record button. I don't know, maybe spicy is on a redemption arc in this video. Havanaero honey. Fresno pepper?

I don't know how bonnero. Okay, maybe he's talking like a normal human being for once, but motherfucker why did you have to do that with the peppers? Obviously, I can't say what it looks like but you guys can put two and two together. But Spicey, did you really have to do that? Was you doing that so needed to the comedic effect for your video that you just had to do it?

I mean, I get it. If you're so fucking unfunny that you have to do literally anything in your power to make some entertainment value, then go ahead. But just make sure when you try to do comedic effect, at least make it funny. This shit is old, bro. Move on to new jokes.

Your video comedy is just as old as the dead skin cells on your fucking face. Wasabi? By the way, unpopular opinion, wasabi is not spicy. I know some of y'all are pussies and probably think wasabi is spicy, but bro, it's not. Y'all just need to grow some balls. Wasabi is not hot. Ah, that's crisp?

What the fuck is this? It's literally chips. There's nothing spicy about that shit. Unless we're talking about the one chip challenge literally any other chip is not spicy. Hockey chips simply ain't shit. Bermin hot mouth in you. What a true fucking g. Gamer after all of the really shitty high sodium spicy food you had to top it off with the mountain dew

I really wonder who's gonna speed run death first Nicacato avocado or this guy leave your comments down below who you think's gonna fucking die first wasabi challenge wasabi tubes Taki taco shell more wasabi Blue tachis It's getting spicy dude it's a taco shell blue tachis and wasabi where in that recipe is it spicy? Where in that recipe is it spicy because aren't you the same guy that can consume ghost peppers out the ass. So hearing you consume talkies and saying, ooh, does enough, that's so spicy, dude, you ain't shit. If there's any spice king that is most

likely a fraud, it's definitely spicy. If he's a sensitive pussy on the internet, he's most likely a sensitive pussy everywhere else in life. Just my speculation, but hey, you can run with it if you want. Tabasco jelly? Oh no, syracia nuts. Bullock hot sauce. Oh yes, I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. Yeah. Korean chili powder? Again, so far, absolutely everything he's added into this concoction taco shell. It's not spicy in the slightest. I am almost positive that I've had every single ingredient that is in this recipe right here.

And I can confidently tell you, it's not spicy at all. If you don't believe me, then I don't know, consult my fucking butthole or something. I don't know. Toxic waste soda. All right, I'm done with this guy doing all this gay shit. Pust pepper ramen? Michael Jackson? Yeah, if this guy is too.

Totally lost his mind. Michael Jackson? Dude, shut the hell up. I just said, shut the fuck up. All right, people, what's up? The creepiest spice king got even creepier. This guy doesn't need no introduction. We're talking about spicy.

You know, the guy that illegally breaks copyright law, strikes down Fesh Remy's videos, becomes a sensitive piece of shit whenever I make fun of him, basically an all-around sh**y person. And just like him as a person, his content has gotten even shittier. Atomic bonus wing. Red's hot? Satan's blood?

I don't want to do this. You know, if this guy really didn't want to do spicy videos anymore, you realize you can stop it literally any time. Instead of you complaining like a whiny baby, I don't want to do this. How about you put down the fucking sauce and stop doing this shit? Quit fucking complaining like a little bitch. Ah, tell him to stop! Ah! I swear this guy is becoming nicicato avocado every day that passes.

If somebody makes fun of nicacado avocado, he becomes a sceptive. becomes a sensitive piece of shit. I am always two steps ahead. Somebody makes a video about Spicey. He becomes a sensitive piece of shit. This just crossed the line. Nicocato Avocado strikes down people's channels for copyright. Mostly because he's been copyright striking YouTubers that have been making videos about him.

Spice gets sensitive and strikes down people's videos for copyright. This time I told him next time you're using me again on your shorts of videos, I'm gonna be going to court. to court. Nica Cato cries like a little bitch when he eats food. Spicy cries like a little bitch when he eats food. Ah! Where to the comparisons end?

Bread, talking powder. And tahin. I bet that is what your colon is gonna look like in a few minutes. It's outstanding! It tastes like chicken! Oh my god, it tastes like fucking chicken. This motherfucker's looking at the camera like he just discovered sliced bread. I mean, after all that sauce and fucking lava you pour

on the chicken, I would be surprised if it tastes like chicken as well. After all, in that bowl is probably, what, 3,000 fucking milligrams of sodium? If that amount of sodium doesn't cause brain damage, at least at the slightest level, I'm not going to be surprised. I'm not surprised that this guy's contracted memory loss. Do you guys genuinely think that this guy eats all the food he does in videos? Because, I mean, think about it, how does this guy remain so skinny? But he does videos where he eats like 60 fucking McDonald's McDonnells. nuggets in a single sitting. All I'm saying is that there's a high probability he definitely waste food. Also, why does this motherfucker look like Miranda sings right now? Spicy is cheese vaults? He says I'm gonna die. Fucking finally. Devil's chili. Martin duke, boom. I think I'm pregnant. So you go from saying I'm about to die to I'm fucking pregnant. What if you was already enough on this stupid fucking space rock? I'm not

trying to see two spices. Soft Satan? Two Hohoneros? Thank you, Spicey. We definitely needed the word crunch up there. To all the deaf viewers out there, I'm sure you really needed that piece of fucking information. Yes, Spice did in fact crunch a pepper in his fucking mouth. You are not? I would certainly hate to be this guy's dentist. I mean, seriously, people go to the dentist maybe two times every year.

I would hate to be this guy's dentist to clean up six months of fucking poo and shit in his mouth. Just to make his teeth pearly white again and he does this fucking bullshit. back in his house. If I were Spisey's dentist, I would have fucking killed myself by now. I have a question for the ladies. Do you guys find this guy attractive? You know that face where he looks like he's getting some action below the

camera? You guys find that attractive? You guys find that sexy? I'll go ahead and tell you I sure fucking don't. And I'm sure that every female that ever comes across his YouTube channel is going to think the exact same thing. This guy in his dating life is going to be fucking difficult.

Tamma fuck are you unleashing the six months worth of poo in your ass? This muf-f-f-ca can't even waddle over to the toilet. He's gotta go right now! I already know his studio smells like shit. Reminds me of my uncle. Yeah, no, that's fucking crazy. Gantaki Watts!

It is truly a mystery how this guy fits this long and lanky fucking thing down his throat. Well, actually, Rith, he chews the thing. I fucking know that. But like his stomach, how does he store all this shit? Giant Purple Dorito? Ech! This mufkka looks like he just. just made out with Dracula.

What spicy as chicken wing? Ah. Cross pepper ramen? Michael Jackson? Spicy. That doesn't even make fucking sense. Maybe I'm just completely missing a joke and I'm just fucking retarded. But where in these fucking noodles does it remind you of Michael Jackson?

The only thing that looks like Michael Jackson after the surgery is you. You look like a fucking psychopath. Mmm. Last spoon? Guys, did you just fucking see that? The little nut sack in his throat was moving and shit. That was fucking disgusting. Ooh.

He literally just ate the plastic with the chocolate. This guy is a fucking smooth brain. Watch if challenge? Wait a second. Is that a fucking meteor? Please God, please let it be a fucking meteor that crush is spicy. I call on you, Mother Universe. Give me your biggest asteroid.

Easy takis. Ooh, shut the fuck up. Ghost pepper gummy. Two eggs spicy ramen. Audience. That shit doesn't even look like ramen. I'm sure you've all eaten Jeff Boyardee sometime in your life. Tell me that shit is not the spaghetti and meatballs.

Spicey, you're not gonna fool me with this bullshit. I know that is not ramen. I've had too much ramen in my day to know that it doesn't look like that shit. Flammie hot asteroids. The balls are so hot. Spicy, you're so funny. Get it guys? Because he said balls and balls are like, you know, a nut sack.

I want to kill myself. Flaming hot Doritos. Habanero. Valentina hot sauce Spicy Doritos salsa I want to know how this guy comes up with his spicy recipes like does this guy just casually sit down at his breakfast and he's like I really wonder what red tachis blue tachis nachi's nachi nato cheese Doritos and a fucking ghost pepper tastes like tell me this man is not on some psychotic shi Meoy

Seven millions called in a tex truck I'm dead I mean shit finally I've been waiting for this moment since the beginning of the video. Meeks! It's incredible! It tastes like Dorito! No shit, Spicey!

This muf-fuck just cracked the Area 51 files. Holy shit! You're telling me, if you put Doritos in a fucking potion of hot sauce, you're still gonna taste Doritos? Oh my God, Spice! You're such a mega-talent. I don't know if I said this yet, but the ASMR is fucking disgusting.

I'd rather listen to Santa Claus scratch his ass, Then listen to this motherfucker or chew anything. I mean, seriously, look at him. You're telling me you're gonna disagree with me. Between spicy chewing food and Santa scratching his ass, I think Santa scratching his ass is gonna sound like the hardest album you've ever listened to than this shit.

Spicy pepper? Why the fuck does it look like a pee-pee? This video's getting too fucking g-for-me. Giant beagle? Bro, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I'm convinced this guy likes men. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst spice kings I've ever seen.

Usually, when you think of it, of Spice Kings, you either think of this guy, that guy, or this fucking abomination. But today, if they're going to be competing for who exactly is the worst spice game. And just to preface, before we begin, God, this video is going to be fucking awful. Gummy chicken wing. Holy shit. Four seconds in, and we're starting off with a banger. I think if I just incorporate my own biased opinion, I would personally think Spisey is the fucking worst Spice King. Not only because he's probably the most annoying motherfucker of all time, and not just because he's the most sensitive piece of shit ever and he'll strike your videos if you make fun of him.

But like 99% of the shit he consumes in his videos, it's not even fucking spicy. I'm sure all of us can sit here and eat gummy chicken wings all day without, you know, wanting to fucking shit your brains out. It's like, are these spice kings even spice kings? Blue Taki, it's gummy! Yeah, no, this is fucking disgusting. By the way, guys, the video that I'm reacting to is titled ASMR. Do you think this audio with this.

visual on screen is gonna be satisfying. And by the way, this is a genuine question. Who the fuck is putting on their headphones thinking, oh my God, I need something relaxing. I need some ASMR to listen to and they pop on a fucking spicy video. Like, who the fuck is doing that? Eagle got me? Oh yeah, and also, it's not gonna be a spicy video unless you do some gay shit. If there's like a giant pickle or some big ass pepper involved, then you can expect some gay activity if you guys ask me the reason of why he does all this weird in his videos hits of course they get me and you guys to comment on the video be like hey you're so fruity that's basically it but no this guy's just being fucking stupid at the end of the day pickle-tastic shut the fuck up you're so

unfunny oh it's called gummy look it's the queen ha ha ha hey look guys it's john f kennedy ha ha get it because there's a giant and hole in his skull i gave him hair Yeah, I'm sure that's not the only thing you've given head in your life. Yeah, so if I had to rank spicy on the tier list of Spice King's fucking F tier, let's move on. Giant spicy goldfish. Okay, serious question, where the fuck do these guys find these big ass snacks? I imagine these foods are like some DIY shit, but dude, I would actually want to eat that. Anyways, yeah, for anybody that doesn't know who this Spice King is, it is Jombo Spice.

If I had to describe this guy, he's probably the most mellow spice king I've ever seen. But nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, this guy also does a pretty weird shit too. Giant fries. Wait a minute, did you just say fucking French fries? I thought this was a spice king video. What the fuck is this? Bro, you're eating potatoes. That's like the most white people's shit ever.

And white people think that's fucking salt is spicy. This is like the complete opposite of spice king. Okay, genuine question, why the fuck is this guy wearing so much? many rings did you get the flame one out of the 25 cent fucking gunball machine like damn myfuck put your wish dot com rings away lock dorido i bet that's what your fucking nut sack looks like under a microscope giant red and yellow cheetos that shit don't even look like a fucking cheeto why do they look like pool noodles grimace shake this mufka just turned into granddad from the boondocks world spiciest pizza that pizza doesn't even look fucking spicy it looks like some shitty lunchable

I had in third grade. Spontaneous combustion? Giant yellow pepper. Okay, motherfucker. What did you just say? Bro, he called this shit a pepper? Bro, you are such a dumbass. Wasabi?

Satan's blood. Okay, at this point, I wouldn't even qualify this shit as a pizza. I think you lost me when you added the, the fucking yellow pepper. But at this point, this pizza looks like a bunch of sped kids just threw their fucking Play-Doh on it. It actually looks the... disgusting, like I genuinely think I would pass away if I ate that. What the fuck? Pineapple soda.

Okay, I'm convinced this guy is actually stupid. What fucka puts in the straw, but he doesn't use the straw. I'm telling you guys, you cannot be a spice king unless you have brain damage to some capacity. No reaction. Ham, oh fucka, you don't need to be so intense. Dude's looking at me like how EDP looks at. Giant beagle. Here we go.

He's about to do some gay shit. Sour spaghetti? This moment right here confirms to me he has never had any interaction with a female before. Ahkis? Bluchy-moy? Oh my goodness! One chip challenge! It looks scary!

Get inside, baby! Yeah, definitely. He has got to be only experience with dudes. A pickle powder! Zombie pickle! RAH! What did I tell you? What did I fucking tell you? fucking tell you. I told you there was gonna be some gay shit.

Well shit, finally, you fucking dork. Giant popu-chitos. Yeah, no, that shit looks nothing like a Cheeto. It looks like the last turd that fucking Barney took. Prime. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that Prime? The title of the video is Spicy Food ASMR.

I'm sure most of the people watching have consumed Prime sometime in their life. We can confirm right now that Prime is not spicy. It's a hydration drink. Where the fuck is it's spicy? The shit is false advertisement. Pupo Dorido, Purple Takis, Purple Korean Fire Ramin. You know, I have no idea why I'm mentioning this now.

But in order to be a Spice King, you quite literally have to throw your health down the drain. Because if your career is after eating tawkes and eating a ton of ramen every single day, I imagine your health is going to go down the drain and you're going to have an early grave by at least 30. Throughout this video, I've probably seen around 5,000 milligrams worth of sodium consumed. That much sodium is probably enough to give an elephant a heart attack. So honestly, seeing all these spice kings still standing after all this shit put in their mouth, to say that I'm not surprised that they're still breathing is the biggest amount of cap ever.

Audience, you see what I mean? This motherfuck is scraping the bottom of the container. How are these guys still breathing? Monster. No reaction. I know this guy is feeling tingly all around his body right now. Because there is no fucking way you just chug a monster like that and you're still completely fine for all my monster connoisseurs out there if you know you know giant orange cheeto why does it look like my f***in earwax okay genuinely what the hell is going on why does he have the same ring as jumbo spice i swear these two motherfuckers are married or some shit giant cheese it yeah i think i'm done fucking white people in their cheese it no reaction all right people what's up today we're Checking out the weirdest spice king I've ever seen.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Spicey. I was made aware of this guy from my previous Jombo Spice video, but the differences between these two guys is absolutely insane. And arguably, Spicey is a lot worse. Spicy seafood challenge. Giant Spicey snow crab? It tastes like the ocean. I forgot to mention this guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Since he's a normal spice king on TikTok, his common sense about the world kind of goes out the window. So if you ever see him eating the asshole of a crab and saying it tastes like the ocean, now you know why. Carolina Reaper Lobster? Look at that. Why is it spicy?

I don't know, spicy. You tell me why the fuck it's spicy. Maybe you've built up a whole career on eating spicy food, perhaps? Audience, I should probably stop talking shit. We don't want to make fun of a fucking teenager with Alzheimer's, do we? I like it from the back.

Oh my gosh, he's a man of humor. Ladies, not only is spicy and attractive male, but he has charisma, the looks, the humor. The man I can only find in my most erotic and wet and wild dreams. Crowfish? Guys, I don't know how to eat it. You put the fucking thing in your mouth. You cannot be fucking serious. The same guy that eats ramen noodle zombie shit.

Doesn't know how to eat a normal, what is that, shrimp fucking crawfish? Just eat the fucking food. I know you can do it. Potato? corn and clums. This guy makes me so uncomfortable. Now with Jombo spice, all that he would do is talk to me very seductively. But this motherfucker ain't even hiding the fact.

I guarantee you all the seven-year-olds that watch this fucking guy has a six-pack from laughing. Oh my gosh, he did the eyebrow. This is the shit that kids enjoy. Holy shit, our generation is doomed. Isn't chugging a fucking bottle of hot sauce? like actually unhealthy. Now, I understand you want to show off your spice tolerance. That's cool. But shouldn't there be an extent where it's actually medically wrong for your body? Because, audience, I can tell you right now that this guy is not healthy. And if you disagree,

you're full of shit. I just cannot comprehend the fact that if somebody consumes an entire bottle of hot sauce, that they're not going to be rushed to the fucking emergency room. The only conclusion I can truly come to is that it's not actually hot sauce. This shit has got be fake. Of Satan? Two harmoneros? Not? Want to challenge?

More hot sauce. Either this guy is really good at faking his TikToks, or he's the fucking psychopath, maybe even both. I am very curious in the persona that he does put on the internet. What do people like his immediate family actually think of these videos? I mean, I'd be pretty proud of my son for achieving a million followers on YouTube. That's pretty cool. But from doing this type of shit, ah, I don't know.

Maybe after I severely disciplined him, then I'll congratulate him. But yeah, this is pretty fucking wild. Let's worth my spice limit. You see that, guys? The pepper cock, the fucking pock on screen. That's the part where the seven-year-olds do a fucking... Hey, look at you, Peter. Shut the fuck up.

This guy's humor is kind of reminding myself an eighth fucking grade. And honestly, that is a memory I wish to never resurrect. But really, dude, a pepper cock joke in 2022. Pro the fuck up. A pino? Serano wear tachis. I've said this before and I will say it again. The second that you incorporate takis in your fucking spice limit video,

I refuse to take you seriously for the remaining of the video. You can't say, oh, let me test my fucking spice limit. I'm gonna fuck off. Ceyracia? De bomb salsa? It looks like a fucking alien foot. Mother fuck is about to get some lunar pussy. Ooh.

Satan's blood? Please no, please. Ah! and Cheetos bones. Guys, it's very scary. I'm not exactly sure why he does a fucking war cry at the end of his videos. He screams like he accomplished something huge in life. I mean, aside from the rawest throbbing asshole,

I'm afraid you haven't achieved much else. Maybe you can achieve a fucking skincare routine. That says my spice limit. Pablano blue tachis. Pablo blue tachis, red tachis. Wow, dude, I'm so fucking impressed. Red and blue tachies. in one pepper. Oh, fuck. We got the fucking macho man in the house tonight.

Has no pepper? My grandma's stove. Frozen serracha. Ooh. Spontaneous kombatsin hot sauce? Wasabi? Tahin? No, please, no, no. And level 12 extract. I wanna swallow it. I can't with this fucking middle school humor.

I'm gonna swallow it. Shut the fuck up. I swear this guy is stuck in 2015 humor. Dude, probably thought, Big Chungus was funny. Nitro. Serrano peppers. Monster.

How has this guy not fucking died yet? Eating a shit ton of spicy food and chugging a fucking monster. Not just sipping the shit, you're fucking chugging it. This guy's gonna fucking pass away. Let's test my spicy limit. Anaheim. Anaheim pepper. Are you fucking kidding me?

The same pepper that has maximum 2.5K Scovel. The type of pepper I would put on a fucking pizza? Anahem red tachis. Then you put fucking tachies on top of it. You was such a pussy, dog. Hot chitos. Red's hot hot sauce. Not too much.

Zombie hot sauce. Lime. Spicy candy. And the Carolina Reaper. Okay, at least he put a Carolina Reaper on top of it. But I'm sorry, there's tockis in your recipe. It's fucking shit now. It's so black and long.

I think I've had enough of your fucking mouth, black and long, bro. Get the fuck out of here. Blue Taki powder. No reaction. Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the most seductive spice king of all time. No reaction. I am just beaut different.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Jombo Spice. The man with the sugar spice and seducts you real nice. This guy is the best Spice King ever. Blue turkeys. Well, fuck my titty in New York City. I take back everything I said. Jombo, what the fuck? After I just got done.

Calling you the best. You throw some fucking blue tachies in a bowl. And you call this shit a spice test. Motherfucker, you have been disqualified immediately. The blue tachies aren't even that spicy. Even these old white fuckers named Chester thinks it's not spicy. Blue tachy powder. Holy shit, bro.

You're so ambitious. Blue tachies and blue tachie powder? Holy fuck guys, we got a badass in the house. Shut the fuck up. My favorite part of every video. You see audience, every time I record a job. Spice video you can call it I guess my laundry day with a face that looks at me like that I'm not very sure my trousers could resist not because of anything weird I just happened to record on a laundry day Lime

Cholula Mexican hot sauce now this guy's getting some good fucking ingredients the Cholula Mexican hot sauce is the shit I slapped that bitch on chicken nuggets my steak on fucking everything even though my toilet's gonna fucking feel it later I don't give a shit It tastes good. That him. Chumoy. Dude doesn't know what to focus on. I mean, I wouldn't know what's more attractive either. Looking at the Chumoy, am I fucking sexy ass?

Why the fuck does this guy have to shake his head? I know that Jombo is sitting back editing these videos laughing his fucking ass off. I refuse to believe all the parts where he's shaking his head in the seductive eye contact. I know that shit's not on accident. I mean, I can't lie, it grabs your attention so easily. Fucking stupid ass. Completely. forgot these videos are fucking disgusting. How in God's green earth did this guy turn blue

Tonkeys into a black tar? I never thought that Blue Talkies, Chimoi and Cholula sauce would be able to create this shit. And I like all three of these things and I'm disgusted. Who are actually fucking nasty. How does this guy not have poor physical health? Motherfuck up puts talkies and a bunch of unhealthy shit in his body every day. So how this guy isn't fat as fucking riddle with acne is honestly impressive. I'm a little interested in his skin, care routine. Unlike these dirty fucking dish rags that look like a cotton swap. Ghost pepper. I mean, I can give you props for the ghost pepper. I've had ghost pepper myself and I'll admit, it's a little spicy. But bro, don't give me that fucking no reaction shit. Bro,

ate fucking talkies with hot sauce and you say no reaction. That's a puny shit. This hussus claims to be the final answer to my quest. What the fuck is this quest you're on? Killing your fucking plumber? Of what is the spiciest hot sauce available? to man containing 1.5 million Scovo units. This hot sauce is as spicy as a Carolina Reaper. That's crazy, bro. I may not have Carolina Reaper, but I do have ghost pepper. Here you go, ladies and gentlemen, bottoms up. Got shit in my teeth. I don't feel shit. Listen, Jombo, even if it is 1.5 million Scoval, I highly doubt I'm going to find it actually spicy. If

anything, I'm more intrigued to actually try it out myself. Enough of this jibble-jabbering. Let's dive in head first. A fucking drop, bro. That's it. Motherfucker, just a second ago, I did a whole puddle at that shit. Damba wants a pussy shit. No cut, no cap. Dude, you're so fucking badass.

I wish I could be just like you. No reaction. I am just built different. Well, shit, man. I guess I'm built different too. No reaction, motherfuckers. I am the spice... fucking spice Jesus.

I'm really curious, what is the ratio of people that actually enjoy spicy food because everybody I know pretty much loves spicy food. Maybe I was just born in a bloodline full of fucking Chad's. But who knows? Maybe everybody's a pussy. Been about three minutes since I had the ghost pepper. Uh, still no reaction. Come on, guys, fucking praise me and shit. Dude, if I can take one million Scoville perfectly fine, I'm pretty sure 1.5 mil is not going to be that much of a difference. Believe me, it's not something to be fucking praised for. Oh my gosh. This might... be where I actually react.

Halapinos, tachis, and hot sauce. Yeah, fucking right. Even I have faith in you, Jambo, to pull this shit off. Yellow Pino, yellow pinio, red tachis. I've made this point before, but I will continue to reiterate it. The second that you implement tachies inside of a spice test, or if you put tachies inside of a pepper, you are doing two different things.

First thing is that I'm not going to take you seriously throughout the rest of the spice test. And secondly, if you gut out a fucking pepper to put, tockies in it. You're just removing a good portion of the spice in the pepper. Essentially, talkies have no place in a spice test. Fucking get rid of them. Bro, I think you spilled a little. I really hope this guy has a table mat to catch all the shit that he's dropping on the floor. Because I can imagine what the cleanup is like in these videos. It's probably not pretty.

Now for the mariguan. What the fuck is he making? Is that a piece of broccoli? Clearly, I don't know shit. Motherfuck is making a potion or something. Who's gonna fuck something up one day and he's gonna die? I hope I didn't jinx this guy. John Bo, I promise I love you, okay? Ready, guys. Now we wait for you to kick in. Oh yeah, this is a good one.

I am so confused. Did bro eat something spicy or drink the fucking gay potion? Whatever it is, I want that shit to be far away from me. We at IHop and they have an apparently super, super spicy omelet. Who the fuck is this? You're not black. July 16, 2018 was the last time I ever tried I-O. Oh yeah, much better.

Because of the outrageous things he did to my intestine, I spent approximately 48 minutes in the water closet, and I vowed to myself that I will never put any substance that comes out of this restaurant in my mouth again. Well, you must have had a shitty IHOP. I don't know about your, but when I go to IHOP, it's fucking beautiful. Not as good as Waffle House, though. That place holds a special place in my heart.

But since you guys decide to make a spicy delicacy, I will give you guys one more try. This better be good. Wait a damn minute. Isn't that a fly around my omelet? Yeah, you got a shit I hop. I swear, when I walk into an iHop, those motherfuckers just despawn. Flies do not exist. There was literally a fruit fly dancing around my omelets.

The flavor was all right, but I didn't really get the spice that I needed in an omelet. You know what I mean? And that's why I don't get the fucking omelet. Those are actually shit. Ja and purple chitos? Yeah, so Spisey responded to me. Giant purple chicken wing? My mouth is open for you, baby.

Mr. Chicken Wing! Well, I mean, is this really a response? After all this time of me calling him a pussy in exposing him for breaking copyright law, he finally responds to me by calling me Mr. Chicken Wing. What a fucking disappointment. Alright, people, what's up? The most sensitive Spice King has gotten worse.

Ever since last year, I have been absolutely lampooning Spicey in my YouTube videos. And as of recently, he has experienced fame like he never has before. So maybe his content has improved. Maybe not. Let's check it out. Giant Blue Cheetos. Oh God, spicy. Who the fuck is that? Spicy giant food challenge with my sister. Oh, what the fuck? Just whenever I start to believe that spicy couldn't get any worse, there just so happened to be two of them. Now listen, right? This video is not about spicy sister and I'm not going to make fun of her. And well, if I were to make fun of spicy Sister, my video would kind of get sniped down for bullying a minor. So YouTube, this video is not about Spisey Sister.

Get that shit out of your head. But what I will say, though, the comments about Spisey's sister is a little fucking creepy. Who loves a sister, Spicey? Bro, she's 13. Thank you, Spicey, for what you actually do something good. I swear these motherfuckas don't think about what they're commenting before they actually hit the post button.

Guys, she's a kid. Stop saying she's fucking sexy or some shit. All are weird. Fruit, takie powder? Wasabi? Okay, Spicey, I know this is your YouTube channel. But, dude, can your sister actually handle that much spice? Because, I don't know, man, I don't know if your sister has the same tolerance as you.

That's a lot of fucking wasabi, I'm not gonna lie. You know, Spicey, I genuinely feel bad for your sister. While you're psychotically looking into the camera, looking like you do the shit every day, well, because you do. Your sister's eyes are literally bloodshot from the... the wasabi. Spicy fucking stop this shit immediately. Do you like spicy ramen? Dude, you are literally trying to kill your sister right now. You look fine because you're a psychotic fuck that always goes through the shit every day.

But dude, she's just a kid, let her be! She looks like she's going through the ranger right now. I feel so bad. Sour and Soda! Action! You know, I'm so glad we made it through the end of the video and she still has a smile on her face. I mean, even though I damn well know she's dying. dying on the inside and the toilet's about to catch some double trouble from these people

I'm happy she's happy look how happy they are but either way fuck this guy Gime blue and red talkie wait a minute there's another video with your sister I guess she didn't learn her lesson from the first video I could have swore her eyes were bloodshot right there I mean at this point Spisey sister she's just doing it to herself I really hate to see it the psychotic got through to her what another habanero Spicey I hope you know your sister is not gonna be feeling good after this video You are one of the shittiest older brothers I have ever seen in my life

No Yes No spice no you fucking idiot Corn doll seracha Okay no actually why the fuck does that look so appetizing I have rarely ever seen anything on the spicy YouTube channel that actually looks like something good to eat But this audience this is an exception Even though it would probably give me a heart attack to

10 minutes later, I don't give a fuck. That shit's gonna taste good and it's still gonna taste good when my heart stops. Go on pepper ramen. Ew, what the fuck is that? It looks like my sweaty pubic hair after running in 100 degree heat. That shit looks disgusting. Hot sauce! Cheers!

Action! No reaction, bro, your sister is so pink in the face right now. I think when she drank that hot sauce, that had to have done something to her. But of course, like always, spicy looks fucking. normal. This motherfucker when he wakes up, he literally wakes and bakes with fucking ghost pepper sauce. I don't think you realize spicy that your sister is not used to this shit. I think if you do another spice challenge with her, tone down the spice a little bit. Giant for Bucitos! Guys, I'm about to quote every single Vesh Remy clone out there.

Bro, that looks like the last turd that grimace took. Bro, that doesn't even look like a hot Cheeto. That looks like the last turd that Elmo took. Oh, that doesn't even look like a green hot cheeto. That looks like the last turd that Hulk took. Sense City was Mavia Guys, it looks like the last turd that grimace took Fuck off Purple one chip That's the face I make 30 minutes in with your mom

I see giant purple chicken wink My mouth is open for you baby Mr. Chicken Wing There it fucking is where Spicey finally recognizes my existence He grabs the video clip where I say my mouth is open for you baby While simultaneously making that horrific fucking face. This is not exactly my proudest moment in my YouTube career, but I think I'm gonna have to come to terms with it. I was eaten by spicy. And I don't fucking like that idea.

You know, audience, I'm just sitting back in my chair right now and thinking, what the fuck? You know, around a year and a half ago, I was around 100,000 subscribers. And I never thought, man, whenever I'm at 2 million, 3 million subscribers, this fucking dude is gonna swallow me. Pause. But here I am today in 2024, ladies and gentlemen, in watching this shit. Is this the path that God in the universe has brought me to this very fucking moment here? Why do I feel like the universe has forsaken me? Holy shit! Grandpa slurp me!

All right, buddy, you can shut up. You know, audience, there was only one reason why this man says the things he does in his videos. If you really want to get down to it, ladies and gentlemen, this is his audience demographic, you know, a bunch of five. year olds so anytime this man says anything like grandpa slur me or some bullshit like that whole of the five-year-old audience will be like hey yo dude it's so fucking funny then they're gonna go in the comment section and type some stupid shit like this like seriously is it really that easy to get 10 million subscribers on youtube nowadays all i have to do is say grandpa slurt me at the end of my video like that that's it well sign me up motherfucker Big or small? Pepper eggs? The word spicy is pepper.

Ah! If spicy honestly ate the 2.6 million Scoville unit pepper, then G-G to him. The hottest thing I've ever had was Carolina Reaper sauce, and by the way, that shit tastes amazing. But 2.6 million Scoville unit, I guess I have some catching up to do. Big or small? Small! Small! Yeah, you wish it was that fucking big, you little push, you little push,

Dude, I could smell your breath through the fucking screen. I'm sorry, the video literally just started. Did you even wash your hands before you hit record? Dude, you was fucking nasty. Oh, giant sour pickle bowl? Ooh, si-bow! Yeah, I think that's too gay for me. Now, do you know the guy with a dog picture?

I told my men's man to strike him on your shorts of videos. I'm gonna be going to court. Alright, people, what's up? I found out. one of the biggest spice kings just broke the law. Let's push my spice limit. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Spicey. You guys might know this guy through his TikTok, my videos, or even Vesh Remy's YouTube shorts.

But in recent events, this Spice King is very mad at Vesh Remy. And he is angry so much so that he is willing to break the fucking copyright law over this shit. To go ahead and make a long story short, Vesh Remy is a YouTube shorts creator That recently has been talking a lot of shit specifically on Spice Kings, and one of those Spice Kings in particular was Spicey. And recently, Spicey took notice of Vesremi's videos and struck them down for copyright. Essentially, what Spicey is trying to say is that all of Veshremi's reaction videos to his Spice King videos are apparently stealing content. Which obviously isn't true in the slightest.

Fair use on YouTube is defined by giving your own commentary and criticism about something, Which is not breaking copyright law. But apparently, according to Spisey, Vestremi's reaction videos do in fact break the law. Which basically leads us up to today where Spy dropped this video. My response. And before we begin, what the fuck is that thumbnail? He looks so sad. I'm going to have to get my fucking tissues before we begin.

Now, do you know the guy with a dog picture on his YouTube? He has 2 million on YouTube and he does like short videos about him doing a commentary on other YouTubers. At first, he did like the blue tachies or the red tachies thing. I don't know. It just made a video about me. I said, fine. Whatever. I don't care. I mean, it was a new concept for me that it just like comment the stuff I do. Honestly, I'm not surprised in the slightest that he actually struck Vesh Remy's videos. Because if this guy is brand new to the concept of reaction content, he's most likely not very informed on what exactly reaction content does about how it's legally okay for anybody to talk about a various topic on your platform.

But is it a good excuse that he doesn't know anything about copyright law? Probably not. I mean, we're talking about people's jobs here. This isn't necessarily a situation where you want to have a fucking oopsie. Um, no, I don't have, I didn't have a problem with that. I messaged him, um, can you please give me credit on your videos? Because he didn't give me credit nowhere. I mean, to be fair, he didn't need to give you credit to begin with.

of the day his video is still his video whether he reacts to your video and credits you or not i still don't necessarily think it's something to literally strike the dude for and i mean the guy has been kind of giving you credit putting hashtag spicy in the description so i don't necessarily know what you're bitching about you know you put tens of millions of views so i wanted credit you know he had a video with half a million likes my video and did a credit so you know i wanted this credit again the guy doesn't need to credit you either way. Even if he just started giving you credit today, he's still doing it out of the kindness of his heart. Because at the end of the day, it's still his video and he still doesn't need to credit you. Back and forth, it's very hard to talk. I can't communicate with him. But eventually we got to

the point where we decided that he will credit me. And we said fine. Everything was fine. So at the time, my management struck him twice. Hey man, you recently struck one of my videos. My management did. You're not crediting me anywhere and making money off my hard work and suffering. Again, bro, he doesn't need to credit you. As far as I can see on your TikTok and YouTube channel, nowhere does it say that somebody needs to give you credit for reacting to any of your shit. Maybe if you contacted Vesh before you gave him the strikes, that would be a little bit more mature.

But striking his shit without saying anything, uh, that's kind of fucking stupid. That's really something that didn't need to happen. I mean, I talked with my management after this. And everything was fine. I mean, he had a strike on his channel, but it's like a warning. But after he deactivated my strikes, he went nuts. Also, just to let you know, I don't actually mean the shit I say in my videos, lull. It's all for the content.

Yeah, it's fine. I know. Yo, if I make a video on you, I'ma use you in the title. Is that enough credit? You could also comment to gain some subs. Yeah. I, gangy, you can comment if you want. Fucking gangy.

Him using the fact that I allowed him to use my content. Making the worst rant video right after. I don't know what exactly is qualified as the worst rant video right after. The dudes called you fucking pissant and whatever else. I'm not very sure what's worse than being called a pissant. Stop making funny shorts and started just bullying me. That's my spice limit again. Did you just hit puberty?

What? That's my spice limit again. Sounded ass. The faces this motherfucker does make you want to jump off a five-story building. Oh, just shut the fuck up. Sabby? I've had enough of this fucking weirdo. Subscribe if you'd beat the shit on...

So far, everything I've heard is pretty okay. Subscribe if you beat the shit out of him, though. I think that could probably be left out, honestly. Now, obviously, I'm not some sensitive ass, okay? I don't give a fuck about the insults he's giving. I'm just thinking in the context of YouTube and how sensitive those guys are. I personally wouldn't have said that.

That's all I'm saying. One chip challenge? Last chip challenge. Let's see which one is spicy. I'm not gonna make fun of his goofy-ass haircut or how his voice just cracked really like. I'm not gonna make fun of his big ass penis nose. I swear I'm not.

All right, I can't fucking take it anymore. About how I look? Once again, audience, I don't see anything weird going on here. I just think the jokes about his physical appearance could probably be left out because YouTube is sometimes sensitive and we get angry over stuff like this. That's literally the only problem I can see from Vesh's videos. Other than that, there's literally nothing wrong from what I can see. How I look and about how I talk.

I think he got mad. And at the end of the video he said like subscribe if you beat the shit out of him. What do you think? Do you think people will not DM me death threats? Now, the only thing I can really say about that is, uh, welcome to the internet. When you're on the internet and you get some form of publicity, you're going to get some wild shit sent to you. I checked my fucking email this morning and I got somebody asking me for feet picks. You're a semi-famous content creator.

You're going to get some stupid shit. I've gotten death threats before, but guess what? I don't give a fuck. Pull up to my crib. See what the fuck happens. If this is genuinely affecting you, then just close the fucking laptop. Bada bing, bada boom. All the death threats are gone.

So I DM him again. Obviously, he didn't credit me. Once again, he didn't need to in the first place. He removed all the credit on Instagram on YouTube. I DM'd him again. And this time I told him, you're crossing the line. It's not funny anymore. Honestly, you know, he started being rude.

So I blocked him and I warned him. The next time you will upload a video on me, I will have to do something. So after the DM, he didn't listen to me. so I striped again What the fuck is this? I'm just going to summarize this shit up. The first three screenshots are basically them bitching about what is and isn't fair use. Spicey says how old are you?

Who gives a fuck? The fourth screenshot, though, is where it gets pretty fucking juicy. The strikes are one step before legal proceedings. I'm still asking in a good manner, do not keep on using my clips or mentioning me in any video from now on. Next time, it will be a letter from my lawyer and a legal proceeding. Bro, I think Vesh Remy knows the message is from Spicey the goat. You literally fucking DM'd him.

Listen, Spisey, I think you're definitely going down the wrong path. You're striking Vesh for copyright, but all you're mentioning is how he's being offensive. You would have such a better case if you gave him a strike for harassment and bullying. But because you gave him a strike for copyright, that's what you're going to be discussing in court. And because that's the verdict you gave Vesh a strike for, you completely fucked up. Some of his shorts may be a little offensive, yeah. But you struck him for copyright and it's a false takedown. This guy's playing two different ball fields and it's not going to work.

And also, if you're talking about Ves Remy being so offensive and people are attacking you, why the fuck would you want credit then? Wouldn't that just make your name more known to Vesh Remy fans? Kind of stupid logic, not going to lie. It was me who striped it. I told my management to strike him. This time I'm told him next time you're using me again on your shorts or videos. I'm going to be going to cry.

I'm gonna be taking you to court, taking it seriously, which I didn't want to do. And he kept going. It kept on making videos on me. He started promoting a trend that is very popular right now on YouTube, especially YouTube shorts, that it's just reacting to me and call me an idiot and my... What my audience is doing right now is just tagging you to keep on laughing at me. I think I deserve it. I did nothing wrong. I'm just making happy content. I just love what I'm doing. I did nothing wrong and I'm getting death threats. every day. Welcome to the fucking internet. Believe it or not, the internet isn't sunshine and rainbows and shit.

People with two subscribers are calling you an idiot. Ooh, so fucking scary. This point is across the line. You made a video dedicated to only laughing at my appearance. I don't know if you're making money of this. I don't care. But using my videos, using my thumbnails that I made on your YouTube channel and making millions of views out of it. This is just crazy. You're just using me for full. and money and wake up and see so many death threats on my DM. You playing a victim on YouTube and Twitter claiming that it's fair use when I'm suffering. I suffer each TikTok from burns, skin burns. What the fuck are you talking about?

In what way is Vesh talking about fair use relate to your fucking skin? If you're eating a bunch of spicy shit and it's genuinely affecting your health, which I'm not surprised by the way, then stop eating fucking spicy food. That has nothing to do with Ves Shremi. That's a you problem. If you're getting skin burns from all these spicy videos, then stop eating fucking spicy food. You're responsible for your health. Not anybody else, dude.

This just crossed the line. What do you expect me to do in this situation? The only thing I can do is take down your videos. You close the computer. You fucking close. Also, I forgot to mention that I got banned. I got banned from TikTok. I had 3 million followers.

I'm not saying that it's him, but it's coincidence that I'm of the starting getting banned from no reason. There's no reason from TikTok that I got banned. I'm not saying that it's him again, but it's very weird coincidence that he made it public and all of the sudden I'm banned. I'm gonna be honest, Spisey shouldn't have got banned from TikTok. The dude literally doesn't do anything wrong. And that's coming from me, bro. My account got like 200k and it got banned. But yeah, that's kind of shitty you got banned.

Is it linked to Vesh Remy? 99% no. But is your strikes to Vest Remy linked to a load of shit? Absolutely. I'm about to do a sour challenge. Guys, how old is this video? It has got to be at least two years old. I think the craziest part is that his acne doesn't look like fucking Mars anymore.

Let's make the word sour is dream. Like Jesus Christ, dude, can y'all drop prayer emojis in the comments section for this man's acne? This man needs some setafil from Target.com, I swear. Giant sour gummy bear. Who in the Tim Buck? Fucker you? Did somebody smear cow sh-sh-de-crossed across your scalp, you stinky ass? Alright, people, what's up?

Today, all the Spice Kings on TikTok decided to eat sour. Today we're checking out all the sour challenges ranging from spicy to Luke did that to jumbo spice. And I will tell you audience, by the end of the video, these motherfuckas are not going to be surviving. Giant Sour Patch Kid. Why did Brody sound so unsure when he said Sour Patch Kid? Listen, man, if somebody smeared cow shit across my scalp and called that a haircut, I think I would answer everything with a question too. The first one probably being, holy shit, why the fuck do I exist when I have cow shit as a hairstyle?

This guy looks like he has a midlife crisis every week. I mean, shit, his hairline is fucking running away from his scalp from all the stress he has. By the way, YouTube, I'm not making fun of his appearance, okay? Having a receding hairline and looking like that is perfectly cool. He's a sexy motherfucker. Let me remind you guys that this man has 17.4 million subscribers. He has more than me. Which, you know why, ladies and gentlemen, it really has me fucking confused why that is.

I never thought of they, them man that had a poo-ass hairstyle that had gumball machine rings. would eventually have more subscribers than me on YouTube over eating Sour Patch kids and being a fat ass. I mean, dude, lo-key makes me want to kill myself. Unless all of you guys subscribe, of course, and we pass this guy. Lemons? Oh, God. Yeah, no, this guy definitely had his brain circuits disconnect whenever he ate those lemons. I can imagine the fucking stench if I were to walk into this man's bedroom.

Not only do you have the smell of sugar and his breath and lemons all over the place, But if you combo that with his greasy poo-ass hair, I think it would knock out even fuzzy fucking acorn. Giant sour airhead. Hey, look, it's your culture, you fruity ass. Giant sour skittal. Giant toxic waste. No reaction. Yeah, buddy, you could say no reaction all you want, but I damn well know that immune system is not going to put up with the shit you just put it through.

Within the last 60 seconds of me watching this YouTube video, you probably consumed about 120, Rams of sugar? No reaction, my ass. You're gonna be pulling a fucking juice world here soon. Holy shh-rith. You just made fun of juice world. How could you? Listen, if it makes any of you feel better, I give all of you full permission when I die to make a Ouija board 3 AM challenge about me.

I don't give a shit. Let's make the word sour is drink. Oh, this fucking dude. 15 warheads. Hey buddy, I think like four warheads may have missed the blender there. You probably put like six in there, dumb ass. Sour eyeballs. That's probably all of our eyeballs that we plucked out when we watched our first spicy video.

When I watched this motherfucker for the first time, I wanted to kill myself, genuinely. Who knows? Maybe by the end of the video, I might do that today. Burheads Galactic cubes. Sour patch kids. I love kids. FBI? Yeah, hello. Somebody put this man on a watch list, please. Did you not just hear the uttered words that just came out of this motherfucker's mouth?

I've never heard a man say, I love kids. with more joy than this man here. How to know, Spicey? You're stepping into some pretty deep shit right now. How do you want to joke about that? Lime? Citric acid. This thing is making things sour.

Can you get that hunk of shit off your fucking face? Slime, liquor, soda? Quartz sour is soda. Let's suck it. Shut the fuck up. The mufka looks like Miss Simeon. Is there ever gonna be a video this guy's gonna make where he doesn't look like he's getting fucking butt-loving? No reaction!

Yeah, no reaction, my fucking ass. I can tell you recorded this outro clip probably like a few hours after you did the challenge. Guys, compare this frame with his eyes and then look at the outro video. You're telling me he had no reaction while filming that video. If you don't see the difference in his eyeballs, you're full of shit. Soon, I will be taking over to Sour Kindle. Who is this fruity ass? Wait, wait, wait a minute.

Let me jog my memory real quick. Oh, oh, wait, I remember. Damn, dude, it's really been over a year since I made a video on this guy. Jombo spice, ladies and gentlemen, the once biggest spice king that probably had also the biggest fall off. His fruity patootie ass is back and better than ever. Sour cherry blasters. No reaction. It was actually really good.

All right, bro, from you looking and talking to me like that, you either really want to do something very unholy to my butthole or you just need to go to fucking bed. Or unless you're talking about a third option where you want to do both to my, uh, slime liquor. It looks like a deodorant. Yo, it's no reaction. It's really good. Sour smoke bowls.

I just had a slight reaction. It wasn't that bad. Bro, why does everybody say that they have little to no reaction in these videos? Bro, I'm looking at your face right now. I'm looking at you in 4K. You look like you had like 10 midget just doing something to you out of frame. Oh, Margaret. Oh, that feels so good, Margarine.

Tuxic waste. I'm so sorry I couldn't handle that. It's really sour. Listen, you're a grown-ass man. Can you please stop talking to me like you're five years old? Guys, I'm sorry. I had a reaction. It was too sour.

Why did I sound like a Viamese motherfucker? Oh, what the fuck? I have to tell my fucking family and Laos about this. Damn, this shit's sour. It's right better than my wife. Sour pickle bows. Here goes nothing. Wait a minute, that was the end of the video. He didn't even bother to do an outro. This man is fucking dead.

RIP, Jumbo Spice, no wonder this man fell off. He couldn't continue making videos. Yes or no? Yes. The way this man says yes has such conviction to it. Yes. Like damn dude, tell us how you really feel about sour food. Yes or no?

Yes. No. All right, bro, I'm just gonna say it now. You're full of shit I've seen your previous video bro. Your eyes were not nearly as strained as in this video here as I already said man You're secretly dying inside. I fucking know it. Yes, or no? Yes, daddy. Yeah, I'm not doing this shit again. I love kids. Yes daddy Ward spicy as gum. Oh, I thought you was about to say something else. Heavy fucking nasty. That's too much. I can't do it Fucking pussy

Blow faster. Bro, you sauce is Oh, faster! Shut off! Ghost pepper ramen! That shit looks fucking disgusting! Are you sure that's not fucking pubic hair? It's not spicy. Red's hot hot sauce, two eggs bullock hot sauce?

Oh, that's enough. I've had enough of your fucking mouth. That shit needs to stay closed like Rosie O'Donald's legs, motherfucker. You look stowed out of your mind. I mean, that's what 20 trips to the fucking toilet does to you. Giant him and em! Chica, checka, chicka, slim shady. Bro, I swear if this guy is running out of video

ideas. Shika, shut the fuck off. Dines Snakers bar! Bro, I refuse to believe that he actually ate all that shit. This guy just ate my entire Chipotle bathroom shit in one city. Golden chocolate Bonnie! What is that? Guys, subscribe to erase your memory.

It's time to boost my spice, Slim. Why the fuck are you still here? Can you like stop striking Vesh Remy's fucking videos? You blood-sucking fucking mosquito? A caroliner Ripper? Why does it look like shriveled up foreskin? Yes, just like my childhood. Uh, what the fuck?

Blue tachies Red tachies Cheezy Tachies Green Tuckies Pro is this guy fucking scared of anything spicy Every video this man is eating Tockeys at like 10 scovil units

And this phty ass dude calls this YouTube content Guys, this is like every spicy video Let's push my spice limit Red tachies Red tachies Red tachies Red tachies Ooh

Tabasco A grain of fucking salt Last one Spicy pickle I can hate pickles Bro, I don't fucking feel good Whee-Woo Pickles again bro

Pockies aren't even fucking spicy And the blue ones are even shittier Did this motherfucker make the ocarina of time Look, it's a spicy bow Ah, you're so funny Fuck off Halapino Halapeno red tach

The pepper's not even spicy anymore You gutted the fucking pepper with tachis You just removed to like 90% of the spice Here's You red tachsh Dude, fuck off. Red tachis. Bro, you was such a pussy.

Chimoy. Fucking dumbass. Your aim is worse than me taking a piss. Why is it red? Shut the fuck up. Just eat the bullshit. Is that a fucking mouth bubble? Let's test my hot sauce limit.

Hey, look, it's a sensitive piece of shit. This guy's trying to sue Vesh Remy. Like, that's gonna fucking work. The bomb hot sauce. Holy shit, you're so fucking brave. 30,000 Scovel unit. Somebody give this man a fucking award. Bro, shut the fuck up.

Alright, so Spiceyceyce. Finally responded to me in his new video Giant purple Cheetos Purple one chick Dude why you eating all this stupid shit? Why does it say featuring riff? I'm giant purple chicken wing My mouth is open for you baby Mr. Chicken Wing

Nah, no no no no f***ish Spousy you're gonna f***ing This shit whew? Mr. Chickenwing who? Mr. fucking chicken who? Two seconds Ah ha ha ha ha Mr. Chicken Wing who?

What do you say you mean a little bit? One minute 37 seconds later Yeah I just Giant Papal Chitos Damn, mufka, are you guys about to eat Barney's shit? Guys, don't tell a gay man that Barney poops that big of turds. Mm... Nuclear pickle? Wasabi?

Pickle powder! Dude, why does Spisey's sister look like she's being held at gunpoint? We gotta save Spisey Sister. She genuinely does not want to do this shit. Help me! Why does this motherfucker go look like the default reptile from Skyrim? Guys, I'm telling you, Taco Bell, makes you age like milk.

Carolina Reaper! Yo guys, did you catch that spicy skin tone literally changed when he ate the pepper? This motherfucker was pale a second ago and now he looks like he got fucking sunburned. Yo guys, subscribe if spicy can't handle spice. The book of pleasure and pain. Motherfucka sounds like master Shifu. The book of pleasure. Fuck off.

Why'd you put it in your mouth like that? So slow and delicately. Kind of suss, man. Why the fuck did I say that? What the fuck was that? Y'all really keep trying to tell me that I won't do a whole bottle of this stuff. Hey, look, it's ruptured anus. I know you'll drink the bottle, but I'm going to feel so bad for your plumber.

Stop playing it with me. It's probably not even spicy. 10,000 likes and I'll try this fucker's sauce. Let's make nuclear chicken. Nuclear chicken. Motherfuck of you better take a nuclear shit. Chicken Lord. Garr!

Make, make a, make, make, make. What the fuck? This guy has officially lost his mind. Giant Bluta. Dude, not this fucking guy again. You need to shove that tokey straight up your... John Red Taki! Do the same thing with that one.

Shove it straight up your... Spicey dog. Spicey, what the fuck are you doing? So you're no longer butt hurt over Vestrami me fucking flaming you? Now you're gonna be cool about it? Why don't you make a video on me, Spicey? You already commented this on my videos a long time ago.

Bro, chill! You need to chill, you whack the fuck up. You ain't gonna make a video on me because you're a fainty. I'm not very very. Shremie, motherfucker, I'm not scared of a court case. Giant gold Cheetos? Dude, why the f f f*** is that Cheetos so damn huge? Did you dig that wax out of Helen Keller's ear?

4! Sour pickle balls? I like balls! That's so fucking funny! Of course you would say that, you fucking pickle puffer. Pick a number. One? Bitch, shut the fuck up.

Giant Reaper Cheetos? Dude, how the fuck you fitting that in your throat? You must have gotten some rector. some real practice huh after right oh what's wrong spicy you two p-sie for the satan's toe should a fucking new jane habanero shut your pshaw oh spicy hot dog hey hey hey hey wait a second vash what the f f f fash what the f f f f is this why are you here hold on what the f f f f fainty hot doritos spicy what the f f f did you get that dorito dude that thing is big as shit motherfuck respondent cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Spicy, where are you getting these green tockies? It looks like Shrek's big old f- Can I ever say that you're a fat f-f? Call me Neil Armstrong with the amount of craters in your fucking skin. Eating all that fucking junk food in sh- Oh my god, Shrek, Shrek, give me more Shrek! My mouth is open for you, baby! Damn, this motherfucker is weird.

Giant blue and red tachies! Okay, what the fuck is going on here? Please don't tell me this dude is a fucking sister. I'm not saying it's bad having a little sister, but your older brother is spicy? Would I feel so bad for this girl? Nah, bro, are you really gonna make this girl eat a fucking habanero? I get it spicy, you like spicy food?

But not everybody is like you, bro. No! Yeah! What a fucking psychopath! It looks like she's being held at gunpoint. Guys, everybody subscribe if we should save Spicy Sister. Oh yes, baby, get in! Yes!

Yeah! I know what you're thinking. Why the fuck did you have to see this shit? Believe me, audience, I didn't want to see this shit either. But guess what? If I had to see the sick shit, so do you. Ripper's so? Bro, I swear this guy tries to make anything perverted as fucking.

Mommy, my mouth. Shut the fuck up, duty ass. And Mexico candy. Oh my god, holy fucking shit. Spisey just flipped off the Mexicans. I saw that middle finger, Spicey. I saw you flip off the Mexicans. Bro, after all the takis this motherfucker consumed, you would think he loves the Mexican.

Spicey, they quite literally gave you a fucking career. Guys, leave a like if spicy betrayed the Mexican. Red Taki. Spicey, why don't you actually eat something? spicy you untalented frettaki powder damn motherfucker how much powder do you need call that your mama's pants the way that soil i don't want to eat it then don't eat it dumb fuck

why the f f f f you looking at me like that why is her mouth open you waiting for fcgainz charles she my pickle power spaghetti bro after three weeks of you not uploading you come back in your fingering a fucking pickle audience can you guys give me an l spicy I'm a pickle, please eat me. Shut up! Now, wait a minute, did Spicy just roast themselves? Bro, can somebody pinch me?

Am I fucking dreaming? Motherfaka looks like Ms. Simia. Everybody's subscriber close to 3 mil. Spicy is delicious. What chip challenge? Look at this fucking pussy. Audience, if we reach 3 million subscribers by the end of the month, I'll go ahead and do the one chip challenge.

I love spicy. I'm not a pussy. Well, look at the warning. Spicey, you know that warning was not for you. Bro, that warning should be for your butt. Plummer. Brother, I know fucking way you had no reaction eating that. Look at your fucking eyes. You look like a mom on alcohol. They feel delicious. What the fuck? Did he say blue tachies? Not this shit again. How many times is this motherfucker gonna go? Blue tucky. Red tachies. Takis

tachies in my fucking ass. Easy tachies. Green tachies. Chimor. Faisy, this shit's about to be more colorful than your fucking sexuality. Ah, that's too much. Faisy, can you quit sounding gay as for one video? Seriously, dude, just one video, just one fucking video. It's so colorful. Yeah, just like you, motherfucker. I hope when this fucker goes to the doctor to get his tonsils removed, the doctor slips his hand and dices his fucking throat. Anyways, everybody's subscriber fucking pass away.

Giant blue tucky, giant green tucky. Misy, how many times are you gonna do this fucking video? I'm sick if you say it this giant blue tachie, giant green taki. Whoa, shut the fuck up! Yes, Misy, we already know you're a fat ass. No, no, no, no, no. You fat ass, fuck all. Everybody subscribe so I can pass this weird ass.

Giant Cornel. Shub it up your... Green chili. Ah, it looks scary. You approaching a woman looks fucking scary. Imagine if this motherfucker walks up to you and ask you on a date. Ooh, baby, go on the date with me. Shut the fuck a bitch.

Red soapshoff. Ooh. Hey, dumb, you're kind of pouring everything on the fucking floor. Does your eyes have more craters than your fucking skin? That's the face spicy he makes when he sees an attractive male. My mouth is open for you, baby. Give me that Nordic in seed. Fucking weird ass.

Spicey is gonna fucking die. What chip challenge? Spicey, how many of these things are you gonna eat, bro? That chip is from fucking 2022. How is that shit not expired yet? Ew, that shit is fucking nasty. Why does it look like the dead skin on EDP's feet? Is he takis?

Ooh, shot the fuck up. If this guy keeps eating this shit, guys, one of the biggest spice kings are literally scared of me. So I'm sure all of you guys know the spice king called Spicey. Which if you ask me, he's probably one of the most sensitive Spice Kings I've ever fucking seen. Anyways, when Spicey posts a brand new YouTube video, I like to comment something very thoughtful and provoking. This motherfuck is so sensitive that he actually banned me from his comment section. Now, you might be wondering, how exactly did I find this out? I was on my other account and I checked Spisey's videos and literally none of my fucking comments were found.

Like, holy shit, this guy's a pussy. Leave a like if you agree. Spicey almost exploded. Guy Pepergamy. Oh, so that's how big you are. Why is bro looking at is so serious? Oh yeah, baby, look at me. Suckincky, you're being weird as fuck. Uh, ah, ah, stand alive.

Does this motherfucker think he can sing? America's got talent more like America's got fucking retards. Is this guy doing? Why does this motherfucker wonder why we make fun of his dumb ass? Look at your fucking skull, why is this so huge? Did Spisey get the fucking Zika virus? No reaction.

Yeah, Spisey, shut the fuck up, but that's so crazy. Freezing cold Doritos. Spicey, what the f*** up to your face? Could I just land on the fucking moo? Because holy fuck the crater's in your skin. Sizzing cold chitos. How the fuck are you spurging out like that? What fuck I ate some junk food and he's got cerebral palsy.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You look like me when I'm making love. Spisey's gonna pass away. Giant tucky cream. Who hoo hooo hoo hoooo. Spisi, how many times you're gonna fucking eat this shit? Giant tucky cream. This is him, fucka, shut up.

Let me hot Doritos. Bamba boom. I bet that's the sound that motherfucker makes in the bathroom Bamba Bamba! Yo, what the fuck? Cheap challenge? I'm gonna die! No, Spicey, I don't want you to fucking die!

Yo, DJ spin that sh- Yo! Oh! I'm so happy because... That was my Spicely, man. Hi, Spisey just roasted me. Yesterday, I made a video where I tried the grimacee. Hit Spicey comments and it called me a fucking mouse?

I already know, motherfucker, you ain't talking. Like, motherfucker, why do you look like so many cartoon characters I can think of right now? What the fucker, you call him? a mouse because you know I get that fucking cheddar. A lot of my money is from making fun of your stupid ass. He deflated fucking Triton on Down syndrome. Motherfucker's acne looks like an expired piece of fucking bread. Cullin me a mouse, motherfucker, you look like something a mouse would eat.

You fucking use Band-Aid. Get the fuck out of here with that weak-ass. Gine Orange Cheeto? Bro, what the fuck is that abomination of God? Did you take all the fucking earwax out of Helen Keller? Giant pink Cheeto? Gay cheap. Holy fucking shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, Spise, you just made fun of gay people. W. Guys, I can't believe. Spicey also flipped off gay people. W. Yeah, I think after hearing that, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Guys, everybody subscribe if you hate Spicey. Volcano Dorito.

Spice, what the fuck did you just say? Volcano Dorito? Can your dumbass pronounce anything? Rano Reapers? What the fuck is going on? This my fuck just turn into a bell. Pepper. What is this weak-ass shit? What the fuck up, you p-see?

Anyways, everybody clicked a pin comment to see me roast spicy even more. What spicy is ramen? Spicey, I know that shit ain't spicy. That ramen is probably like two Scoval units. Bro, this shit doesn't even look like ramen. It looks like chef Boyardee. What the fuh? What the fuck is your saliva so stringy?

It's fucking pulsating. Guys, spicy! Come on, come on. Come on. Cahooke, quit your bitch. Subscribe if you think this guy's a whiny bitch. Let's boost my spicy. Buh.

Not fucking you again. Red chili, blue tachies. How are we all going to agree that tachis are bullshit? Oh my god, tachis are spicy. No, they're fucking not. If any of you bids, bids, think that tachis are spicy, then you're like plus ultra f***in pucing.

Alapino. Yes, yes, get in, get in. Ah ha ha ha ha you're so fucking funny Someone kill me Knotts Wasabi Woooo Yeah f f*** this shit

Subscribe if you beat this shit that is spicy Giant beech ring Beaches peaches peaches Bro you look really excited Holding that peach right now I guarantee that's the only fucking peach you're gonna touch in your life This is probably you off camera with that peach

Oh daddy's so good What's souris candy No no Who the fuck is the director of these videos Who told Spicey to make that noise? Muff-fuck I really said Brief, shut up! Wait a minute, ha!

Giant sour, got me warm! Nah, dude, that shit is way too big for your mouth. Even the Guinness World Records, biggest butthole's not gonna fit that shit. Guys, subscribe if we should save Spisey's sister. Do you like spicy ramen? Good, sir, how the fuck does your asshole still function? I know this dude is not healthy. Bro can't even get a fucking skincare routine.

Let's push my spicy. Wow, dude, you're so funny. You made a cock out of peppers. Go fuck yourself. Guys, it's very scary. What the fuck is that? That creation is a throbbing asshole waiting to happen. You're so fucking nasty.

I know this guy ain't got fucking hosed. Like, you're gonna watch this guy eat this and then say you're gonna kiss him? Fuck no. Anyways, I've seen enough bullshit today. Let's taste my spice limit. Are those fucking talkies? And do you call this a spice test? Oh, that's so fucking weak.

Burn our black hurts us. Dude, stop fucking looking at me. I will say his seductive stare is on point. It really makes me wanna... Korea or Germany. Korea! Okay, are we not gonna bring up how this man ate this shit in three bites? How'd is your fucking lips wrap around it like that?

Wait, pause. Go tell a gay man, I just said that. Amerima or Thailand. What? Pica merrima, bly. Okay, actually, what the fuck am I even watching? This isn't even a spice video. You're being a fat f*** for 30 seconds.

No reaction. Excuse me. Who the f***? Fuck are you! Fucking expired ass, hard-boiled Humpty Dumpty Dumfuss. Yo guys, for me seeing this shit, y' gotta subscribe. Let's test my spice limit. Finally there's something fucking good.

Bro, cut the fucking eye contact. Treating that pepper like a fucking dick. No react. Bullshit. Have you seen your skin? All that fucking shit, no reaction. This is Dien Hotsau. I want the end of your career. Hopefully that sauce is gonna finish the job.

Puzz-A. And you don't expect for us to make fun of your fucking ass. Best Remy was right, bro. You're a fucking pussy. Guys, do you remember the Spice King Luke did that? Well, I just found his little brother. Hi, my name is Cassidy. Bro, why is your Luke did that trucker hat looking ass named Chacity?

And why are you looking at me like a serial killer? I feel like you're about to do something to my chocolate starfish. Bro, stop hitting your fucking vape. Just eat your damn food. Wish.com Luke did that looking ass. Yeah, I'm clocked... Bro, this guy is such a pussy. You had ramen noodles.

It wasn't even anything crazy. Anyway, subscribe. Guys, do you remember the Spice King Luke did that? Well, I just found his little brother. Hi, my name is Cassidy. Bro, why is your Luke did that trucker hat looking ass named Chacity? And why are you looking at me like a serial killer? I feel like you're about to do something to my chocolate starfish.

Bro, stop hitting your fucking vape, just eat your damn food. Wish.com Luke did that looking ass. Yeah, I'm clocked... Oh, I'm clocked... Bro, this guy is such a pussy. You had ramen noodles. It wasn't even anything crazy. Anyway, subscribe. Woohoohoo. Bro, you haven't even started eating and you got shit on your face.

How the fuck do you even let that happen? Boss pepper? More spicy. Ah, get off my head. Get out of my head. Dude, what the fuck is going on with spicy? The fuck is talking to the demons in his head. This guy will talk to demons and respond to Vesh Remy, but he's scared of me.

Okay, motherfucker. Thanks. Bro, why is it so fucking orange? Bro, did this guy just chop off Donald Trump's? Yeah, after what I said? about Donald Trump, this looks fucking weird. By the way, everybody clicked a pin comment to see me roast spice kings even more. Let's test my spice someone again.

Motherfucker looks like handsome Squidward. Steve's gonna be fucking jealous, bro. Raise no pepper. Who are spicy as gone? Bro, I thought you was about to say something else. Heavy fucking nasty. E. That's too much, I can't do it.

Fucking pussy. Blow faster. Bro, you susses fuck. Go faster. Shut off. Goss pepper ramen. That shit looks fucking disgusting. Are you sure that's not f-

fucking pubic hair. It's not spicy. Reds hot hot sauce. 2x bullock hot sauce. Oh, that's enough. I've had enough of your fucking mouth. That shit need to stay closed like Rosie O'Donald's legs, motherfucker. You look stowed out of your mind. I mean, that's what 20 trips to the fucking toilet does to you. Join him and him. Chica, check a, check a slim shady. Bro, I swear this guy is running out of video ideas. Shika, shucka, shut the fuck off. Dine sneakers bar.

Bro, I refuse to believe that he actually is. all that shit. This guy just ate my entire Chipotle bathroom shit in one sitting. Golden chocolate bunny. What the f f f f fc is that? Guys, subscribe to erase your memory. It's time to boost my spice, Slim. Why the fuck are you still here? Can you like stop striking Vesh Remy's fucking videos?

You blood-sucking fucking mosquito. Like I don't know a riper. Why does it look like shriveled up foreskin? It's just like my childhood. Uh, what the fuck? Blue tachies, red tachies, cheesy tachies, gree tachies.

Bro, is this this? guy fucking scared of anything spicy every video this man is eating tockis at like 10 scobble units hint this pious dude calls this youtube content guys this is like every spicy video let's push my spice limit red dachies red dachies red tachies red dachies red dachies red dachies ooh tappasca oh that's too big salt last one see pickle bro i don't fc and feel good whew Pickle with Chimoi blue tachis. Takis again, bro.

Tockeys aren't even fucking spicy. And the blue ones are even shittier. Did this motherfucker make the ocarina of time? Look, look, it's a spicy bow. Ah, you're so funny. Fuck off. Halapino. Halapino red tachis.

The pepper's not even spicy anymore. You gutted the fucking pepper with tachis. You just removed to like 90% of the spice. Here's. You red tachis? Dude, fuck off. Red tachis. Bro, you was such a pussy.

Chimoi. Fucking dumb ass. Your aim is worse than me to. taking a piss. Why is it red? Shut the fuck up. Just eat the bullshit. Is that a fucking mouth bubble?

Let's test my hot sauce limit. Hey look, it's a sensitive piece of shit. This guy's trying to sue Vesh Remy. Like, that's gonna fucking work. The bomb hot sauce. Holy shit, you're so fucking brave. 30,000 Scoval Unit. Somebody give this man a fucking award.

Bro, shut the fuck up. All right, so Spisey finally responded to me in his new video. John Purple Cheetos? Purple one chip. Dude, why are you eating all this stupid shit? Why does it say featuring Rift? D. Giant purple chicken wing? My mouth is open for you, baby.

Mr. Chicken Wing. Nah, no, no, no, f*** this shit. Spisey, you're gonna fucking regret this. Who? Mr. Chicken, who? Mr. Chicken, who? Two seconds. Ah ha ha ha.

Mr. Chicken Wing, who? What do you say you mean a little bit? One minute, 37 seconds later. Yeah. Audience, why is it whenever I visit Spisey's channel, he significantly gets worse every single time? Before he used to just, just talk about blowing up his toilet and now he's fucking mewing and looks maxing on camera.

I thought this guy was the Spice King, not the next episode of fucking botched. Oh yes, Daddy. Nah, no, no, no, no, not a Spicey. What the f*** the craziest part about her actually saying, Oh, yes, Daddy. It's not because she's actually saying it. It's because you fucking told her to. Spicey, we already got a bunch of weirdos saying weird shit about your sisters.

But now you're trying to make him say shit to appeal to those weirdos. Newsflash, everybody. Spisey's weird. All right people what's up? I think that the Spice King Spicey has officially lost it this time. Now for everybody that has been living under Patrick Starr's fucking rock, Spyzie recently announced that he's doing a disc track on Pat God Vesh Remy and look at that look at that handsome motherfucker. Anyways I don't know whether this video is coming out whenever the disc track is already published but if it is if it's not I don't really give a

f*** the video still valid. I just want to make a video going over all the weird shit that Spicey is that's not gonna be included in my my distract that I'm gonna publish later, which includes but not limited to, Spicey making his little sisters that have English for a second language say weird like, oh yes, Daddy, and calling him Daddy amongst other weird things. Oh yes, Daddy. Constantly referring to his little sisters by throwing them in the basement. Wanna go back to Bacy, Bacy?

No! Next time, you won't have food for a week. And, uh, saying this for some reason. A little sourpatch, Keith. I love Keith. So yeah, with that being said, we're gonna be the FBI today and watch Spysie's latest long form only featuring his sisters. Sister versus Sister, extreme spicy battle. And as you could see from the thumbnail, it doesn't look like this kind young lady is enjoying herself.

Let's begin. Sister versus sister! Who can handle the Spice better? Okay, audience, for starters, why does the background of this video look like something you'd find on the dark web? I mean, look at this man, does he not look like he's ready to torture somebody any second now? Ready to pounce a motherfucker? Second off, there should be nothing that you should be censoring that should be around that girl's mouth. I'm starting to get a little fucking concerned.

And thirdly, why does she look like she's about to explode? I feel like I'm watching a fucking red room. Contestant number one? My sister Emma calls herself the spice queen can eat a Carolina Reaper Pepper. Contestant number two? My little sister, Boop. You can eat five habanero peppers and lox pickles. Yay!

You know, I just thought about it. I really hope Spisey pays these two girls really well for these videos. Because I don't know what kind of mental state you have to be in to volunteer for a video like this. I mean, seriously, the food that she's eating looks like the byproduct of my shi Taco Bell. Nobody wants to volunteer for this and Spisey says otherwise he's fucking lying. The winner will spin the Super Prize wheel. Why are you censoring the wheel, Spicey? There better not be anything we're not supposed to see on that fucking wheel.

I don't know spicy nuggets. Why do I think that that Dorito doesn't actually taste like a Dorito? You guys see that right? That's not her finger. That looks like pizza dough. Does the food that spicy even eats even tastes like anything? Because if that's just food coloring and that's just pizza dough, I mean, shit. You can get away with just about anything on this YouTube channel.

Does anything that spicy does even real? Cheese run. Wanna go back to Bacy Bacy? No, no. You know, when I think about it, I think I would be just as scared as these girls here. Once again, look at this motherfucker. Take a good look at him. Take a look at this harmless, healthy man that totally wouldn't torture you in a fucking basement.

That surely wouldn't make you snort Carolina Reaper seeds the second you wake up in the morning. I see why they're scared of them. Totally. I mean, seriously, waking up and seeing that motherfucker in my face, my lord. Yeah, it's fucking... Well, she's fucking dead. Also, completely off topic. I know she just passed away, but I can't fucking care less.

Spicy ice cream? Where- where does that go together? At that point, shouldn't you just be eating dry fucking ice? It tastes sweet and spicy. Spiciness six out of this. Bid or small? B. Oh! Units!

Girl, it says Scovel Units. ABCMouse.com, give it a try, please. My reaction exactly. Also, Mr. Dumb-Fek, aka Spisey, shouldn't have done that whatsoever. If you were gonna do that to your sisters, Maybe you should have made them wear darker clothes. Spicey, I know you own a lot of white wife beaters. I know what happens when you get them wet.

That fucking shirt, their fucking shirts are about to look like a P&G. That's not good, Spicey, especially with the weirdo comments you guys get. Make them wear dark clothes next time, you dumb ass. Thank you. Grand-a- Yeah, I seen that jump cut, Spicey. I saw how you gave him a different pickle with no shit on it. I knew your videos were fake, Spicey ever since the start. Audience, this singular frame right here, I need to frame on my fucking wall.

Listen, if this video gets 30,000 likes, I'll frame this video inside of my studio wall forever. So every morning, I walk in the studio and I have to cook up a brand new video. I would have to see this picture in my studio every day. Please like the video. I would love to look at this every time I record. Next time you do sneaky stuff, you won't have food for a week. You see, audience, that's how you know. bad, spicy doesn't even qualify the food that they're eating as real food.

I mean seriously, would you even qualify if this is food? It looks like something I'd create in my third grade science lab. I want to chat it. Yeah, these videos are definitely fake. There's no way you got a toe of Satan to be that big. It doesn't even look like a lollipop. It just looks like a normal pepper that's super size. Also, totally forgot to mention, but can we please talk about how depressed these two look?

They look so stressed about doing every single video with Spicey. As I said at the start audience, Spicey has got to be paying these girls well. There's no way I would volunteer to do this stuff No Dude, it literally looks like she's crying at this point. I get that the videos are fake spicy, but at least some of the props in the video have to have a little bit of spice I could tell by just looking at both of them that they cannot handle spice whatsoever Especially Bob. She looks like she's finished with the video right now This shit more unsafe than a mr. B said Ice-hie!

Yep, yep, that's enough, that's enough. What's it was spicy rummins? With the word spicy sauce ever made? Audience, can you fucking believe that this is the amount of YouTube stimulation people need nowadays? If I had to describe brain rot on YouTube in one sentence, it would literally be this fucking dude right here. Spicy rums and giant cheese. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with your arms? This my fuck is bust in a bag more than vegan teacher dancing around.

Alright, people what's up? The worst spice king on YouTube? is getting worse. Be something good. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to spicy. Now, it's not like this guy needs an introduction on my channel. You guys have probably seen my previous millions of views I've gotten on this guy before. But today we're not going to be talking about any of his YouTube shorts

because he is now uploading long-form spicy content. And I'm not talking about only fans' content. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a lot spicier. What's it was spicy is ramen with the word spicy sauce ever made? You spicy rummets and giant cheese They're so spicy they're even bad Let's start from the least spicy to the spicy Listen so one thing I've never understood about spicy

Throughout my entire YouTube career is how exactly does this guy stay healthy while making all this YouTube content? Because I'm trying to sit here and quantify how many milligrams of sodium per day he consumes And I can tell you by just this video here he probably consumed 10,000 milligrams Not necessarily something that he should be proud of. This is something that you'll fucking pass away for by the end of your video. But hey, if your life is worth a few thousand dollars on YouTube.com, then hey, that's your choice. Blue Taki Raman? I'm gonna be real audience.

Blue Taki Raman probably tastes like shit. Like who the fuck goes to the store and says, oh, I'm gonna buy Blue Taki Raman? If anybody utters the words, I'm going to go to the store and buy Blue Taki Raman. Chances are you need to be on an FBI watch list because you're fucking nasty. It tastes like blue tachis Wow spicy No fucking shit

It tastes like blue tocky I still can't believe audience That there are kids on planet Earth That are sitting down on a fucking Thursday afternoon And watching spicy talk about blue tucky ramen Like dude get up off your fat ass And go make some fucking money dude You have a limited time on this earth

And you're spending it watching a fucking spicy Longform video Go outside, go for a run Do some pushups fat ass Bro do you not really How much of a fucking pixie you sound like right now? Shut the fuck up, you zesty ass. Red tucky ramen?

It's red. It's two out of ten. Yeah, the spice level may be a two out of ten, but the heart attack level is gonna be a ten out of ten years soon. This mufuck is gonna be having an outer body experience later in the video, I swear. Next up is green spicy ramen. Okay, excuse me for a second, but what the fuck is that avatar on the bag? Why the fuck is there a they them duck with fucking Kim Jong-un's haircuts?

I am so fucking confused like who designed the logo for this company. Ah Spicy that was so funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's some of the dumbest shit I could probably think of in a spicy video is probably whenever he's talking to his food in the video like dude this is probably some type shit that you would see on PBS kids like seriously this is the shit that kids find entertaining in 2024 this got me weak bro my sin is four out of thing dude how the fuck was that was that? That a 4 out of 10 spice level. You literally just a dry ramen in microwave gerpil. Where the fuck is this supposed to be spicy?

Let me hot mac and cheese. Mmm. Here he fucking goes again, going back to moaning over fucking ramen. Completely off topic, but dude, Cheetos ramen. Audience, this company could have just said heart attack in a cup. What's spoon? Giant hot Cheeto? Off his ice cream.

Personally, I would still take the shot. In audience, I would tell you one thing. I would not miss. What now? What now? Oh! Cheezing ramen! Somebody please kill me! I have never wanted to stick an AR-15 barrel down my throat so fucking bad. Get your fucking pickle puffin' ass out of my face.

It's the best one, yeah? And the cheese is delicious. Spiciness, five out of ten. Dude, you just said cheese ramen was a five out of ten spice level? Bro, for a spice king, you was a fucking pussy. Bro, I unironically, you was a fucking pussy. I unironically use ghost pepper sauce on literally fucking everything I eat. And I don't even find that shit spicy. I need to use scorpion peppers and Carolina Reapers and shit.

But come on, dude, for one spice connoisseur to another, you're a pussy for that. 3x spicy ramen? It's three times spicier than my dad. I swear, this dude would literally say anything to get some extra reaction on his YouTube video. Spice made that joke to expect me to make a bunch of Alabama jokes probably. But unironically, I don't know if this guy's a fucking imp bread or not. I don't know, audience, you make the choice in the comment section. Nuclear powder.

Crunchy! We're getting harder. Ghost pepper ramen. This ramen is made with real ghost pepper. Wow, spicy, really? Ghost pepper ramen has ghost pepper in it? Audients, if you're ever looking for some good nutritional info about any food on planet Earth. Go to this guy.

I promise he has all the answers. Don't trust her doctor. Do not trust her nutritionist. Go to Spisey on YouTube.com. I can definitely make certain. and 100% non-heart attack guarantee for the first 10 years of your life. Warning, extreme spice. Do not eat. Okay. Honestly, I wouldn't even be thinking about how spicy the ramen is.

That shit looks way too much like pubic hair. If anything, it'll be triggering my gag reflex rather than actually burning my mouth. That ramen looks fucking nasty. Okay, it's a bit spicy. 7 out of 10. My toilet is boom, boom, boom. I'll be real bro spicy has got to do a toilet reveal one day either that's looks like a toilet in fucking Alcatraz or this man has spent so much money to buy a

futuristic toilet that they could handle any fucking turn deposited into it explosion fire ramen this ramen is made with seven of the spiciest peppers in the world and it can burn my mouth yeah and explosion Dorito 8.5 we're not even halfway through the video and he's saying 8.5 out of 10 spice level did this muf-f-fucka die during the video and forget to turn off the camera No! The word spicy is noodles. It's so spicy that it's actually banned. Yeah spicy. I highly doubt that it's actually banned. You know it's probably banned for like what fucking toddlers? But you know for anybody that has at least one deciliter of testosterone, they would probably be able to handle the quote unquote most spicy noodles.

But dude calling it banned is such bullshit. What the f f f f- did I just hear? Shut the fuck out, Mounkey. Am I gonna get canceled for saying this? Uh, probably not. Could think Spisey's not black, ladies and gentlemen. Because if he was, that joke would have been fucking insane. Oh, he's fucking dead.

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