Ryth - I Talked To Bella The Wolf.

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

I Talked To Bella The Wolf. Bella The Wolf, the biggest TikTok and YouTube Shorts punching bag, has been through controversy after controversy involving religion, soldiers, animals, PackGod, Steak, a...nd now, Ryth. Ryth and Bella The Wolf confront one another in a call on Discord to sort out their differences.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 But I like to humble myself. As a god, I just feel like it's a... Well, I'm the most humble person I know, so I mean, there's gonna be an issue. Oh, fuck you, right? Dude, bitch! Yeah, I called Bella the Wolf last night. And ladies and gentlemen, it was a fucking experience, to say the least. I'm just gonna cut the bullshit and tell you exactly how this happened.
Starting point is 00:00:22 I got DM by a YouTuber named M.K. that recently did an interview with Bella the Wolf. He asked me if I wanted to get into a call with Bella and talk to her for a little bit, and I said that I would... I was added into a group chat with Bella the Wolf and her sister Nico and that call was Uh f-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ppably never seen that many so I mean yeah Oh shut off my toes and that's probably it so you basically raped me and Whoa yeah it was pretty interesting after the call I was talking with Bella and she got a little bit mad at me and I was talking with Bella's sister Nico where basically I was asking her a series of questions and she had a lot to say but first
Starting point is 00:01:02 I want you guys to see this 40-minute call that I had with Bella the Wolf, M.K. and her sister, Nico. And if you guys stick around to the end, I will show you the messages I had with Nico, where it answers a series of questions like why exactly she went after Pat God, what's the lore behind Bella the Wolf and what she does. But anyways, I hope you enjoy my call with Bella the Wolf as much as I have. Let's begin. I'm not sure why, but today she's been acting like such a bitch to everyone. Like to me, I've tried to like make peace with her ever since. our arguments like just like stop this whole act or whatever and literally she won't and that's all right people what's up today bell the wolf what's up how's my how's my favorite money maker hi i'm doing great let's fucking go i'm doing great i'm doing great you know it's because of you that i have so many car mods now really i'm so glad that i can share my clout to you since all
Starting point is 00:01:56 you do is cloud chase i mean oh yeah dude 10 grand fucking a week it's amazing Thank you. Yikes, imagine the money I'm making the... Show us your stats, I want to see it now. No, I want to... You can screen... If I pull up the view... Yeah, there's probably so many...
Starting point is 00:02:11 There's probably so many numbers on screen that it probably fucking goes off the monitor. Am I correct? Yeah. That's gonna be so many... I don't think I've seen that many... Fuck. I probably never seen that many, so I mean... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Oh, shut out, yeah. Oh! Ain't no way. Oh, shit. I feel like I'm at my eighth grade lunch table. again. Anyway, so do you guys like license? Bella, you know, you do realize my parents are home right now. Keep it down. I can't hear you
Starting point is 00:02:38 from your room. No. You can't just say that, bro. M.K., how do you feel about that? I'm not going to back you up this time. Oh, I'm burning right now. Is that one? Burning right now. Interesting. Bro, she's about to start singing how you're an Alabama
Starting point is 00:02:55 nice guy and you want to be free. Yeah. Well, what's next? What's next? Like, I'm going to be in the fields. bro let me not give you ideas but yeah bro you about to become best friends with Eli Whitney I know that motherfucker was banking almost I'll probably almost as much as Bella but not nearly as much of course yeah Bella makes that Bella makes the most money here out of everyone here I think we've already established that yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:03:31 emergency meeting type yeah what's that on pageing doctor B emergency emergency emergency emergency emergency emergency agency what's up with the
Starting point is 00:03:43 what's up with the riff in there yeah why did you put me in battery acid because you deserve to be put in battery acid like I don't know what's wrong what did I do please tell me Bella Bella tell me what did I do that's how the world works
Starting point is 00:03:58 what did I do please tell me what did I do? It did everything to me. What did I do? Like in specific, I need specifics. What did I do? Okay, I'll give you the specifics, I guess. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Okay, thank you for blessing me. The whole list, everything, right now. Thank you. Yeah. So you basically ripped me and... Whoa. You're like, you stole my ice cream, low key, and I didn't appreciate that. And in our little elementary school that we went together, I just...
Starting point is 00:04:30 Wait, what? What was it called? What was it called? Make sure we talk about the same elementary school. It was too long ago. It's, you know, we both, we both don't know. Yeah. We both forgot. This law runs deep, bro. What the hell? Yeah, of course. Yeah. You called me a monkey when I was two years old. Fuck. Fuck. I forgot!
Starting point is 00:04:51 Shit! I can't believe it. How can I forget? I know. How can I forget? I know. How can I fucking forget? Holy shit. Fuck. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for that. No, I don't forgive you. Fuck. Damn.
Starting point is 00:05:05 What am I going to do now? How can he make it up to you? Convert to bellism, go to each house in my neighborhood like a fucking Mormon, and promote her gospel. I think that's the only way. I have to be her disciple. Or you can subscribe to my YouTube channel
Starting point is 00:05:24 and go boost my Discord server. Actually, I already subbed your channel because I'm just waiting for your next. like video about me I'm just waiting for your next video to drop about me because I got to get the remnants of the money that you make you know I'm just I'm picking up your crumbs basically because you already eat no crumbs you know what I mean yeah yeah say that with like a chee accent fuck no so he's subscribed to your channel so we'll be saying now I mean that's really nice of him right no they have to do more mad but yeah I have to do more than that fuck oh look you literally please be nice I'm being serious with you like this is like one of my best like he's like my favorite favorite a YouTuber, please. Be nice to him. Like, for once. Are you whipping her?
Starting point is 00:06:05 No. No? Like, what? Anyways, next question. W interview? Yeah, that's pretty bad. Yeah, that's a pretty great interview. Yeah, I think so. I think so. Like, you guys are that awesomest.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I mean, to be fair, I already interviewed one time, bro. So I can't just ask the same questions over again. Like, why do you rage bait? Oh, yeah, because I feel like it. I mean, oh, wait, no, no, no, it's no. It's not rage bait. It's real. You're right. You're right. You're right. Can I ask you a question, though? You were, like, out all day, but I really need to ask you a question. What do you want?
Starting point is 00:06:41 Say that again. I care you. What do you want? Oh, no. Okay, okay. So, like, you know, my friend Scrap, she's been messaging me saying how you were being really disrespectful to her, and I'm not even sure why. Like, why are you switching up on her for no reason? because scraps is sweating up with your friends damn
Starting point is 00:07:01 you did that to my friend echo and now scraps they've all been nice to you no they have not what did they do and they sucked my toes and that's probably it oh shit
Starting point is 00:07:15 Bella's beating the bitch allegations holy shit for that one this is a crazy info like um foot fetishist there's a website for that and you could be making on money on there instead of you know rage beating on you go
Starting point is 00:07:26 Who the fuck? Is that the background? Yeah, who is that? I'm living to ask. Nah. How do you turn my voice sensitivity down? Our father is, you know, do this stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Of course. Well, tell them to make me a sandwich. I'm waiting all day. That is a genuine question. What do you like in your sandwich? Yeah. I like mayonnaise. I like toenails.
Starting point is 00:07:53 To be h. I feel like a, I go for panda meat, like, most of the time, because they really refuel my energy and become, like, more of a god than what I already am. And they're endangered. More nutrition. Well, I guess, but I'm going to eat all of them, so it doesn't really matter. You eat all the pandas. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Damn, so you're like a fat fuck. No, I'm actually more skinnier than you. This motherfucker's, like, obese as shit. You're skinnier than me than you're fucking malnourished. I'm, like, 7% body fat. I mean, they do have a point. is a bell or bella she fucking bamboo pole don't defending them nico
Starting point is 00:08:29 but they're really nice not even maybe you should try being like us maybe you should try being nice you know we're very kind bag chakesers I heard you can get more no thank you my bad I was trying to I was trying to say a quote you know
Starting point is 00:08:44 you can get more out of people from using honey than vinegar or whatever yeah what's my bag food I don't what is that who said that what you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar yeah that's the quote that is true did you know did you know I'm sure Bella knows this because she probably
Starting point is 00:09:04 has a mountain her fucking front yard right now but in in Egypt when you have slaves they would actually dump honey on the slaves while they go work so that they can catch the insects oh no I think uh I think that could be a good recommendation for Bella of course do you do that Bella is that what yeah is that one of your ways of getting rid of all the flies. Oh, it's one of my hobbies. This is fucking great. Yo, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:09:28 I think I'm good. I don't think I want to travel to America. I'm fine. Oh, wait, no, you're in the UK. Oh, no. Damn. This is what we got moving from America to UK. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:40 God saved the queen, but she's already dead. To be fair, I never. Yeah, now the queen is kind of cooked. Who the fuck was after the queen? Who else? Like, oh no, Prince Phillips is dead, too, that old fucking, that old fucking wrinkly nuts. I don't ask for a question, though, Bella.
Starting point is 00:09:52 ever since we moved to the UK is that why you've been hating on Queen Elizabeth you know what Queen Elizabeth can suck my clad um okay Queen Elizabeth I just feel like she shared no purpose and what so you like the king better obviously why'd you like the king better because he's sexy oh oh okay okay them gilfs no what I'm even gonna say none grandpa milf bro yeah all right okay that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's Why do you laugh like my dad? Don't have it. Everyone had to go silent for that one.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Everyone had to give a fucking moment of silence. I laughed inside. That's like some boulevard of broken dream shit. Yeah, that's that one now. The damn. How the fuck do you have? You literally have our dad's laugh. I don't want to hear it from you.
Starting point is 00:10:49 What does that even mean? How is that this? How the fucking a woman have their dad's laugh? I'm a random ass man's laugh. I don't hear him from me. Just, come over. What I'm so... What was that?
Starting point is 00:11:06 That was like some Alvin chipmunk shit. Sorry, I was that... What was that green one? Theodore. Hold on, I'll be right back in my girls here. Big question. Why did you, why did you face with her and Pat God's cool? Why did you let him dissey like that?
Starting point is 00:11:20 Well, what else can I say? But I was so unvited. Like, I don't really care what they have to say. Yeah, you're gorgeous, Bella. Thank. Oh. Has Bella seen the video of Glider Guy? With me, Glider Guy and Bido?
Starting point is 00:11:38 Excuse you? Have you seen the Glider Guy video with me and Bito in it? No. We joined your Discord. Okay, well, in that video, it actually turns out that was a guy in there, who was a bit of a big simp for you. I can't remember... Oh, wait, no, I remember. Do you know anyone that goes by Nova the Wolf? Yeah. Yeah, he said he likes you a lot for your, um, specific body parts. I can't really say, because I'm 20 years on.
Starting point is 00:12:04 So, uh, yeah, how do you feel that there's actually people in your Discord that are like that? What the hell? Oh, Bruce. Just virgins. Don't you have a boyfriend, Bella? Jesus? Pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Um, you told me you had a boyfriend named Van. What? Your boyfriend is Jesus. Yeah. Ew! Don't even disrespect Jesus like that. No offense, Bella. Excuse you?
Starting point is 00:12:24 I am my own God. Okay, buddy. Alright, so, Rift, just quick a question. We're talking about how there was a guy and me and Gladys Van Bido's video about, there was this guy called Nova the Wolf in the server. So he likes Bella for her chesticles.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Whoa. Which is kind of crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Also, what does she think of that? And she said, Do you have anything you want to say to Nova the Wolf directly if he's watching a video? Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Dude, that is not something to be interested in, bro. Definitely put your time to something else. More productive. Get in the gym. Get in the gym. That's something I recommend. Or, you know, put him behind bars because it sounds like a grown-ass man.
Starting point is 00:13:03 It's actually crazy. I think he was 16. Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm 16, bro. Yeah, get in the gym and focus on your math exam coming up, bro. That's really all I have to say. Speaking of which, I might need to go back to the gym later. You want a piece of gum?
Starting point is 00:13:18 My dad bought less like four packs, but I picked them all. What brand? No. I have three. Dryden's extra and hubba, bubba. There's no five gum. Come on. Everyone knows five gums the best.
Starting point is 00:13:34 I have watermelon twist, bubble gum, sweet watermelon and watermelon strawberries. Watermelon strawberries. Watermelon strawberries, right? Yes. The one that's extra is sweet watermelon. Oh, okay. Kind of eat. You should like...
Starting point is 00:13:50 Just fall up in the microphone, yep. Keep talking and this is going to be under your best. I mean chewing gum is free mewing. Oh, it is. It is free mewing, so. Yeah, after eating all the fucking pandas. How many pandas have you been here? You know what, Bella?
Starting point is 00:14:03 Can you count any? Bro, just one pandas, like. Oh, why don't you tell us? What you want to tell us? You, maybe I should tell them what you DMs me the other day, telling everybody how to commit to Bellaism? Oh, yeah. You do need to make a tutorial.
Starting point is 00:14:18 I am interested how to, how exactly we. Do you have any pets? Like, what's the step by step? process for this. Do I have any pets? I have a dog. Yes, I have a dog. Yes, I have a dog. On the bottom of your dog's foot, you know, like Andy. Okay. Okay. Yo, look at the screechat. I just sent you. Okay. So it's like, I have to like, I have to like, kind of like sacrifice my dog. Okay. What if my pet is a rook? Is that, does that still count? Or does it have to be living? Because I have two pairs. Well, well. For the dead ones, you have to, like, destroy their grave first.
Starting point is 00:14:54 And then let up candles and like shape the candles into a bee. Doesn't matter what candles. I got a bath and body works near me. Coconut. Coconut, okay. I said like I didn't know before. So what you've got to do is you've got to engraved bee into the foot of any animal. And if it's dead, you kill it.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Like, you burn the grave and everything. Speaking of which, my dog is actually next to me. What does that signify? Like, what does it mean to do that? Is that deeper meaning or is it just you have to do it? There is a deeper meaning. You'll, like, have eternal life. And basically, I'll always, like, have a shield to protect you.
Starting point is 00:15:34 You don't know. Okay. Like cat God and stay. Listen, I don't want to be rude or anything, but I would rather die than have eternal life with you. Your sister. Yeah, but that's the point. You die and then you have eternal life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Yeah. Oh, well, I meant I would not want to spend my eternal life with me. Uh, second death. Excuse me. I mean, I don't know what's worse. Actual hell? Well, Nico, I don't know why you're decorating these two randoms. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Genuinely, what you're doing is kind of messed up. And to be honest, I don't appreciate you dissing our father after literally. He went out of his way to get us some cake for your birthday that's coming up. Yeah. Like. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Her internet went out.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Bella the God. If Bella the God exists, the Wi-Fi is going to come back and she'll join. Uh-huh. Oh, wait, wait. Oh. Oh. Oh, no Wi-Fi. She can't do it.
Starting point is 00:16:28 She can't do it. She ain't shit. Oh, my God. Okay, so, um, I hear my father screaming at her right now. Oh, no. I think she, I think she might have said something and he was nearby, because I can hear him screaming. I don't know if you guys can hear that right now, but he's... Nah.
Starting point is 00:16:42 The Turtle Beach really came through earlier, and we heard, like, some shit in the background, but not right now. Oh, um, you know what? I'm just going to stay muted. I'm going to talk a little quietly. I'm not going to be involved in that. Hopefully he just will come and beat my ass next. Yeah, that would kind of be, that'll be kind of crazy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:00 What, he just heard what she said, and then he pulled up. I didn't say anything, but I'm genuine. I'm kind of, like, leading towards telling our parents what she's been doing online, because our parents are, like, Christian. Like, they're not, like, one of those, like, they don't go to church every Sunday, but they are Christian. They have, like, a couple of crosses all over the house
Starting point is 00:17:19 with a couple of photos of Jesus. So is it like Catholic? I know Catholics do that. Yeah, we're Catholic or whatever. Okay. Me personally, I am Christian as well, but I'm not that religious. Yeah, Christian is like, I swear Christian is like the lesser version of Catholic. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Or is it that way around? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, majority of people go to non-denominational churches, which seems to be the most popular thing. I mean, either way, it's still like, yeah, it's still religious. So Bella's just not religious, but your family is. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Well, that's ironic. Yeah, because at this point, I don't know if she's just playing into this joke or she's being so for real. Because I can't tell with her anymore. Well, you think she's being consumed by her, like, online activities? I don't know. It's like, she's genuinely going insane or anything. Like, she's all of a sudden screaming at our friend Scraff. She's screaming at our friend Echo, telling them to convert to Bellaism and how they're ugly or whatever.
Starting point is 00:18:15 I have, I don't have converted. Damn. Yeah. And then, like, last night, she DMs me that message I put into the VC, and then she's just like, bro, why don't she try to convince Debellaism? Here's what you have to do. Like, ew, no, I'm good. Like, I'm not going to hurt our cat. I really like our cat.
Starting point is 00:18:33 His name's guts. He's a really nice black cat. And when Bella first posted on her Discord server about sacrificing a black cat, our cat, that's our cat guts. He's completely fine, by the way. I would literally kill her if he, if she, you know, if she's. she ever did anything to guts. I love him so much. But why hasn't Bella done
Starting point is 00:18:54 anything yet to the cat? Is this like a Voldemore, Harry Potter thing where she thinks that, like, cat has, like, power and the cat's gonna, like, get her someday? Maybe this can be a next cat. The cat who lives? Oh, shit. I'm the fucking cat who lived. I just survived the call with Bella the wolf.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Oh, shit. Yep. Oh, my God. The lore runs deepening. Oh, shit. This is actually insane. This is it. We'll be cooking something up right now. Breaking news.
Starting point is 00:19:18 ladies and gentlemen this is fucking great wait so like how did this oh she's crying she's crying oh my god she's crying oh my god she's crying she's probably crying because the Wi-Fi went out yeah she couldn't like she couldn't get it back oh damn man yeah I feel that Bryant house really shit in the bed
Starting point is 00:19:34 this time yeah it's you're looking too good shit the bed okay she's not like she's not like full on sobbing but she's just like why is she upset but she's a god dog I think our dad might have hit her or something
Starting point is 00:19:48 Oh man, that's not good. He's not abusive or anything like that. It's just like- It's a love tab. Yeah. Yeah. Some ones that teach you. Like, you'll be saying that.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Yeah, I know. Yeah, no. If my child disrespecting me, I'd be like, Suna bitch! Just like that. He tells them the commentary when he's not being the fuck. But I'm actually so excited for her birthday. We got her chocolate cake and decorated.
Starting point is 00:20:12 But it's decorated with blue icing. Okay. And we got like the printed of her character onto the cake. Okay. You got... With a chocolate cake. Chocolate cake is pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:20:23 I'll show you guys when we start eating it next week. Do you? The Bella, the wolf. This is gonna be crazy. Okay, okay. Oh yeah. Wait, so, like, your parents have never seen anything that Bella's done ever. Nope, because they don't have social media.
Starting point is 00:20:37 They don't have, like, TikTok, they don't have YouTube. Damn, so they, say, like, read the fucking newspaper and shit. So she's kind of like Spider-Man right now. So how the fuck do they communicate with, like, other fans? family members, do they have like a fucking Robin that they send a letter out their window? Wait, wait, do you have any cousins? Wait, cousins obviously... That's so sure.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Oh yeah, I... Like, surely they've seen what she's done. Um, our little cousin is six. Oh, is that... He still watches Skibbitty toilet. Yeah, M.K., still watching Skibbitty toilet and Rith. Okay. You know, maybe someday, maybe someday he'll become mature enough to see Bell the Wolf.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Yeah, as of right now, they're still consuming a Rith. videos. I wouldn't want him to see Bella's videos and then him realizing that Bella and thinking this behavior is okay. It's not at all okay. Is she back? Yeah, she's back. Oh, she's back. Oh, are you good?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Do you fix the Wi-Fi? Are you good? Did you fix the Wi-Fi? Bro, are you smoking again? Are you actually serious? Hi. What's good? What is up?
Starting point is 00:21:43 What is up? It is down. Good? Yeah, crazy. Uh, so. What just happened? Are you taking drugs again? No.
Starting point is 00:21:52 So that means you've done drugs before? No. So, I mean, but, so you're saying that Nico here is accusing you of taking illegal drugs. Yes, sir. Why are you? What's going on? Are you smoking? No.
Starting point is 00:22:11 No. She would never smoke MK. Oh my God. I can't believe I would even suggest. Accusing. Oh, I'm sorry. You accuse her. Lying accuser.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I shouldn't be jumping to conclusions like this, man. You're right. She's clearly just got a sore throat. She got strep throat because she was talking to us fucking inferior race people. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. All of us are such terrible people.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Not because I'm black. Same. Honestly, yeah, I'm actually not even black. This is just a black persona. Yeah. I'm actually wearing a skin suit right now. Skinwalker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Exactly. Pretty much one of those, yeah, but he's, instead, the real... I've been disguised this whole time. Cricket, cricket, cricket. I don't have the sound effect. Thank you. Thank you. I'm too poor to have Nitro.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Yo? Was that speed? Yeah, the microphone sated shit enough that it was probably speed. Yeah, so Bella, we was just asking Nico, do you guys have any, like, cousins or do you have any relatives that watch YouTube? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're related to Meowba. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Can we confirm this, please? No. I said in my video that you and Meowba, low-key, like, were like the same person. You guys kind of sounded similar. We sound similar. That's wild. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:23:30 This is funny as fuck. Bella, do you do your Miaoba impression? I can't wait to hear this. Reading no. Discide questions. That's, that's... Yo, okay. See, now you know why I'm like,
Starting point is 00:23:42 is this the same person? On to something. Yeah, maybe I am. I was missing questions. Maybe. Everyone sounds like fucking miabba. Maybe, maybe I am talking to the person that made me like so much money back in 2022.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah, and now they're doing the same thing. Damn. Mialba become irrelevant. Nobody likes you. Sorry, don't like her at all. Yeah, you're right. If I dropped a miabba video today, it would fucking flop. Oh, no, 100%.
Starting point is 00:24:10 But yeah, Bella, please stay irrelevant. I need to keep making more money. I need to feed the family. Yeah, what is that? Smelt. Cannabis. So you all smirk. Uh, no. It's, it's actually medical.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Okay. Oh. So it's not illegal. It's not illegal. No, it's legal. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:29 So why did you need cannabis? Why do you need that? Because she needs to. The shadows in my room. Can't take back. Love that I gave you to the point why. So good. So I got to replace you.
Starting point is 00:24:43 You do yourself. And I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. want to listen to my heart instead of like Nika Why like Negro? Ah
Starting point is 00:24:55 Oh shit Yeah, that was pretty heat You guys went crazy Will we see any Bell of the Wolf music coming soon Oh shit? Yeah, what happened to the stay compact or this train? Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:25:09 So it's still under Yeah, we're still doing it Oh shit like a sneak peek or is it like No, not even Is there any Metro Boomin? Want some more? Yeah. Bro, literally, she had a separate server to make the disc track and just like, I freaking
Starting point is 00:25:22 everyone quit because they don't know how to do their fucking job. Like, oh. So it's like it's not ready at all. Oh, sorry, Belle. I didn't mean to expose you. My bed. Sorry. I didn't say no.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Hey, good things. Good things take time. Good things take time, you know. Is it still the same beat? Oh, if you guys switch you out because I know you guys send out the, uh, the, uh, that's, fuck. Oh, fuck. That is definitely a caprice son.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Why would you assume that, right? I can't believe that. That is. definitely a caprice son. Wait, no. Don't you have like a bottle of alcohol on your bed? Don't you have your mom on your bed?
Starting point is 00:25:55 Oh, burn. That's your mother too, idiot. That's kind of nasty. Because I made my own mother. You didn't make your own mother. To be fair, that doesn't actually make sense because you need a mother to create a child and the child's not a mother.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Oh yeah, I'm adopted. I'm adopted. Our mother has brown hair like me. Yeah. Where'd you get your black hair from? Where? I don't have black hair, actually. I have blue hair because I'm Bella the wolf. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:26:22 So is the face real fade? We all know Foxx, sweetheart. No. I have blue hair because I'm Bella the wolf. Wallahi? Bala. So you were just born with the smurf hair. You were born with smurf hair.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Because I'm the gifted. So what's going on with the Pagod's video? Yeah. Oh, shit. He's irrelevant. He's irrelevant. That's why. Oh.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Yeah, she just ego. That's it. That's it. Yeah, you just got ego. I can, I'll reintroduce you to Pat God, so there's this guy. Okay. And he made fun of you. Going, going. You know, I know you probably don't remember, but if you could grace me with 30 more seconds of your time.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Yeah, there's this guy named Pac-O and he roasted you was bad, and he made so much money. Yeah, he made a bunch of money. And he like, he really dissed you. Yeah, he dissed it pretty bad. Yeah, you shouldn't let him say things about you like that. What are you going to do? Can you get a head concussion again? SMH.
Starting point is 00:27:23 I gotta verb. I'm about to come. Whoa. I'm about to blow... Give me the cricket sound effect again, please. You got something to you know. Mother of God, I fucking hate hearing that sound. Dude, every YouTube short playing that shit.
Starting point is 00:27:40 I'm so glad that trends over. I'm not happy the Star Mansion's like... Okay. Well... Everybody? Yes. How you do? Hi.
Starting point is 00:27:50 What's up? I love you, by the way. I love you. I love you. Too, Nico. Yay! Oh, wait, no, you call used some of me.
Starting point is 00:27:59 You ain't got Nitro or damn. Yeah, no. We're too fucking poor for Nitro. Yeah, I used to have Nitro, but like I switched my account because of somebody cough cough is a Bella. So while we're on the topic of money,
Starting point is 00:28:13 Bella, right? I know you're rich, right? And I was wondering, what card do you own? I got a, BMW I've four rose gold Okay, okay Let me look that up
Starting point is 00:28:25 I need to refresh my memory Okay Yeah Damn I'm a DM you something That's weird because my car costs More than yours and you're richer than me Oh that's so unfortunate but I like to humble myself
Starting point is 00:28:40 As a god I just feel like it's a well I'm the most humble person I know So I mean there's gonna be an issue Oh fuck you're right Well what do you mean Fuck me I have a rich I have a rich I I have a richer car. Well, maybe because you're a ground man and I'm just so minor.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Like what? But you shouldn't be downplaying yourself. I don't know. I mean, Ryan's world exists. I'm a fuck as 12 and he's got a hundred mill. Why don't you have a hundred mill? Yeah. Yeah, what's your fucking hundred mill?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Because I'm not a little white boy. But Ryan isn't white. Oh. I'm a crazy, but cute, Latina. A lot of my Latina thighs. Yeah, I think I'm going to hang from a tree later today. after I convert to Bellism, just so I can at least get my eternal life after. Yeah, I think I'm gonna do that.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Yeah. Can you sacrifice yourself for Bellism? Or will you just die? No, because I'm myself. I'm Bella. You're not Bella, so I'm Bella. What? So wait.
Starting point is 00:29:39 So if I kill myself for Bellism, I will just die. Yeah. Yes. But I feel like that's a massive, like, sacrifice. That's a biggest sacrifice than an animal, though. I don't know. I was like to be going to go in my eyes when they died. Let's first.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Let's all make. like a secret handshake before we end this interview. Okay, perfect. Alright, so how's this gonna work? Right. Okay, we're gonna do one. Okay, one. One.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Yep. No. One, ow. What do you do? Yeah, one, two. Two. Is that it? It's just one two.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Just one, two. She's about to be like, one, two, fuck you and then leave the call. Why would you, like, that's where it's gonna end two? I'm a prophet, I'm a prophet, I'm prophesying, uh, your, your bellism. Wow. So why, how could it God be that predictable? Yeah. I just, I just predicted, I just predicted God.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Damn, his fucking Wi-Fi went out too. Bro, Bella, you freaking spotted him or so. Ready? Did you just slide him? Yeah, well, it's the secret hand. I need to know the secret handshake. Okay, are you ready? We go up, down.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Okay. Left, right, left, right, the, insert. We do our feet. We do our like... Yeah, okay. Word. Fire handshake, okay. And then we spin around.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Okay. And I'm lucky tired. Okay. We spin around? I think she's intoxicated, bro. And guess what? Guess what? Guess what? What?
Starting point is 00:31:20 Please tell us. Chicken but dumb as... Ha ha! That was so fucking funny. I'll be sure to reenact with that handshake and all the retarded kids on class. Y. Yeah. Guess what's the next?
Starting point is 00:31:41 We guess what's the next? What's next? We have to point. We have to point on each other's noses. Okay. We're going to be like, yeah. What? We're going to be like, Bellasem, you know.
Starting point is 00:32:00 The lie. Oh shit. Do you remember all of that? Yeah. Okay, so are we going to do it? Let's add me back. Yeah, when are we doing it? When are we doing it right now?
Starting point is 00:32:09 No, I thought you were doing it with me. The fuck? Yeah, we're doing it right now. Let's go. Oh, no, I just want to make sure we did it all in one motion. Yeah, I want to do it right, you know. The up? Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Down. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can do that bit. You can do that bit. You're so funny, I'll just, I'll just do the motion.
Starting point is 00:32:28 You're so funny. Okay. You can. We're just mad that we're not gonna do a handshake, you fucking bitch. Ah, you're mad, I'm the favorite. That's why our dad freaking beat you, because I'm the favorite. Well, guess what? Guess what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell our dad your high again.
Starting point is 00:32:44 I'm actually gonna tell him your high. I'm gonna tell your mom that you're a fuck, I bet. I'm being serious, Isabelle. I'm actually gonna tell him that you've been intoxicated. Actually, my name isn't Isabel. It's BTW and the Crip barbee. The one. I'm being serious with you.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I'm actually gonna tell you. That was so fucking hip. B.T.W. Be the wool. By the way, I'm BTW. No, you're not worried. She's really about to tell your dad. My dad, he's like an architecture. He's like an architecture. He's like Moses.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I thought in our lore, our father was ghost face for some reason. You're a heart. You're a heart. I'm not the ones. Oh, oh. Oh shit! Fight! Fight! Why is there an old man talking to me? I feel like I should tell Daddy about this. Dad's gonna beat you again.
Starting point is 00:33:32 You know what? Why don't you get your dad out of you? Why don't you bring your dad on here? I'll give your dad my Chromeheart's belt. Why don't you tell? Get our father on the call right now and so they can tell him what you've been doing online.
Starting point is 00:33:45 I dare you. Oh shit. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of your behavior like this, Bella. I'm sick and tired of people hating on me for your actions. All I want to do is just make you better. Make you better so people won't hate you.
Starting point is 00:33:57 I love you, Bella. I really, really do. But it's really hard. for me to like try to change you for the better if you act like this you do substances you get drunk and high at the same time for what reason like bro you could have it all you are talented you are beautiful you are talented beautiful girl you know you don't understand how hard is be your sister okay you think this is funny but it's really not on my end That was really heartwarming, Bella.
Starting point is 00:34:33 What do you have to say? That was very genuine. Yeah. That was a very genuine few words. It's not a few words. This is not a laughing matter. Shut your mouth, Bella. If you don't stop this whole thing, just something about you needs to change for the better,
Starting point is 00:34:50 or I'm telling our parents what you've been doing. I'm done with you. I'm telling our parents. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Starting point is 00:34:58 I mean, she gave you permission at that point. want to end this. Like, you, you want, like, your entire career online to be ruined when you can change it for the better, but you just want it all to be ruined. Because you know what is a Christian man. And you know what he's not. He's Muslim. Okay. You know, I'm not, I'm gonna try to argue with you. It's like talking to a brick wall. You know, I'm going to wait to you're sober. Damn, so you guys got a Muslim dad? No, we don't. He's Christian. Yeah, we do. He's like, all this is. Well, shit. If you're, if your dad's Muslim, that I'd be even, even more scared of him. I heard Muslim men got really good back hands across the face.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Yeah, they're really fucking good. Their hands are really stiff. Yeah, they go like rocks for hands. I kind of like, you don't want that. Yeah, they see any of their women wearing a normal t-shirt. They're like, fucking slap, boom! Just like that. Into the wall, into the wall, onto the floor. Literally. Oh no. The fucking flesh of your brain's gonna stick inside of the wall. I heard her door open. I don't know if it's her-oh. Oh. Damn.
Starting point is 00:35:57 No, no, she's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. Oh, oh, no, no. She's about to get the Allah beat out of her. She's done, bro. She's going to be a completely changed person all this. It's actually crazy. I don't know if he heard her say something about the religion thing or if it was something else. But, bro, I'm trying to talk as, like, quite as possible. I'm in my closet right now because I can tend to talk a little bit loud when I'm upset. So, but she, she has a pretty small room. So, uh, bro, her face is about to get fucking disfigured by her dad. She's about to look like the suicide grunt and halo.
Starting point is 00:36:28 That face for her was not going to do any favors. genuinely, this has become a problem, because anytime we have a problem with our family or whatever or something happens, she just has this, like, thing to take, like, some sort of, like, weed or alcohol. Like, our parents have tried to stalk her or whatever, but they don't want to send her to rehab. Why don't? Because they believe that, like, rehab's bad and stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:50 But, like, not bad like that. It's just, like, he doesn't want to go. Like, at this point, I think she's actually going insane, and I'm genuinely worried for her well-being. How long has you been doing that? Ever since she's The last time, the first time I noticed this is just like a couple weeks
Starting point is 00:37:06 No, not a couple, one or two weeks When the beef with Thai record started. Oh. I mean, her getting fucking punched around in the head, you know, and her brain is literally hitting every single hemisphere For skull. I mean, I'll think that's going to make her more sane.
Starting point is 00:37:21 You know, but like, that's, our father has tried other things to punish her Like, you know, taking away her laptop and her And that's why she goes offline for a couple of bits That's why she has other people, you know, subbing for her and pretend to be her. Because, you know, she gets her device taken away here and there. But it seems like nothing really works on her to, like, try to make her better. And I try to talk to her like, Bella, this isn't good. You know, I care about you.
Starting point is 00:37:43 But it's really hard. She's dissing your genuine feelings. And that's terrible. Does you guys have any suggestions? Because I really want this to stop. You know, I just, you know, maybe not just with like the online stuff, but just like her to stop taking drugs. and that's up Hi Bella
Starting point is 00:37:59 I had heated E-sex by the way What? With who? Anyway Jesus You guys got You got Wi-Fi that connects up there
Starting point is 00:38:09 Yeah I'm like my Wi-Fi's fine I've never heard of internet That can connect all the way to heaven Even though your ass fucking disconnected Like twice in this call already No it's because it's because the Wi-Fi like it prioritizes heaven Oh yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:38:23 She's got the fucking Ethernet cord all the way to heaven Yeah Of course It'd be amazing amazing up there but really shaky. That makes sense, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Because we're like the peasants, yeah. Of course. Bella, can I go in there and give you a hug? No. I don't want the smell of ween on me anyway.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Shut up! I don't smoke. I won't smoke. If you do smoke, it's probably only Smarties. It's only for fun. Smarties is the most ethical way. What is it actual? Interesting. Belahi. say Balahi, unironically. Do you say these terms, like, for real way?
Starting point is 00:39:12 Mm-hmm. She made me say a law book. I don't know anything about Muslims, and I'm sorry for disrespecting them. I didn't even know what it's called, because, you know, I'm not, I'm not a follower of Muslim or Allah. I don't know what it's called. But I didn't mean to say a law book. I didn't know that I, it's now called a Quran. Yeah, Quran and Quran. I was just reading the script. I didn't know it was not called an an allow book. My bad. I'm so sorry. Whoa, a script, a script. You know, because like, what script is this for? What's the script for?
Starting point is 00:39:41 All right. So, before she revealed her voice on the internet, she originally had me as her voice actor as, you know, MK, I told MK about this. And so I voice act part one, and she sent me a video and she said to voice over it. And in like the video, it says, I always read the Allah book every day.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Okay. Oh, yeah. Yes, I'm a proud Muslim. I always read the Allah book every day. I'm so sorry. I did not mean, I did not know about that. Interview over. Bye.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Sick, I've been waiting for this fucking moment. Holy shit, get the fuck out of here. Oh my lord, you're fucking annoying. Piece of shit. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed that call. So after the call, I was messaging with Bella the Wolf's sister Nico, where I was asking her to give me any information that she personally has about Bella the Wolf. So all of this is new information that nobody else has ever found on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:40:31 She provided me screenshots like this. I want a cult following that'll do anything I say. I've already made someone carve my initials. Which, ladies and gentlemen, uh, what the fuck is wrong with Bella? Nico replied saying, I thought you were rage-baiting, and she said, Into their dogs back. Which is actually a reoccurring theme throughout these screenshots. Where she, meaning Bella, wants you to carve her name inside of your animals' back or foot or paw anything.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Do you know the rules to Bellism? I only read a few paragraphs. Do tell. There's a couple ways to convert, but basically it's the show that you're committed and not trolling. Firstly, carve the letter B into a pet or a random animal, it doesn't matter. Then you craft a Bellas and Bible, send me a picture when you're done. Then make a ritual type thing and print a picture of me and put candles around it. You need to make a video while praying to the picture.
Starting point is 00:41:25 So yeah, in case any of you guys are playing to convert to Bellas and make sure you put candles around the picture. And as you saw from the call earlier, she specifically wants coconut. Don't forget it, coconut candles. Anyway, some additional info she provided was that there's also videos of her killing her own sister because she doesn't want to help her make some sort of video. And there's a screenshot of that where basically Bella kills her own fucking sister and her dog. And then she also provided this stupid fucking Hawaiian shirt. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:41:53 And then she provided me probably the biggest piece of information yet. where essentially she provides the entire backstory in lore as to why she and Bella is doing all of this stuff. She starts off by saying, Okay, it all started when a gothic cat slash wolf woman named Haziel. I don't know what the fuck that says. Gets pregnant by Ghostface. Yes, the guy from the horror movies. Then the first child was Bella the Wolf, then buds for buddies, then Meowba.
Starting point is 00:42:22 So apparently Meowba is a part of this really terrible problematic trio that she described. Then one day she has another child by mistake, Nico the cat, which is basically the person that I'm DMing here. This girl seemed to be sweet and kind and she wasn't mean like the others. She was mostly close with Bella and then one day when Bella turned 17, she got cancer and she was slowly dying. Buds and Meowba didn't care, but Nico was devastated and when the time finally came, Bella died of cancer. Nico couldn't stop crying. Then in heaven, Bella saw Jesus Christ and told her. that she can get another chance at life.
Starting point is 00:43:00 But only if she became a good person and used her powers for good. So she agreed and gave Jesus a high five. Then she came back to Earth and became the god of the new world. Except she didn't keep her promise and she became an evil god tormenting the world. No one can stop her except for the few superhuman beings who live on Earth. And then she gives me a list of characters like Nico, Alex, Eva, Ritas, Ali, Antonio, Fikaze, and Zirin. She proceeded to say that she can go into a lot more detail about the Bell of the Wolf lore, to which I accepted because everybody has to know this lore. I'm so interested. And inevitably,
Starting point is 00:43:38 she agreed and gave me the biggest piece of paragraph that I'm going to read in my life. The rest of the Bella the Wolf lore reads, for backstory content, each sibling had a different problem. Bella was the oldest and she was pretty fine, but she did have a superiority complex, which was annoying. Until she died, she wasn't mean like the others. Buds for buddies, but she was an animal abuser and would always torture Nico and other animals. Because Nico is a cat girl and because Nico is the youngest out of them all, she doesn't start a match against Bella because she is the oldest sibling. Miaopa had a problem with shit talking in popularity. She never liked Nico for taking her spot as the youngest and she started ruining her reputation in high school
Starting point is 00:44:21 causing her to get bullied brutally. Then Nico, she became obsessed with anyone. who was remotely nice to her because she barely got any love from her siblings. But there was one girl who was nice to Nico, a popular girl named Eva. She was popular because she had brains and beauty. She was extremely smart and had the body of a model. So they became friends in high school and they have been best friends ever since. One day as they were hanging out, Eva went to go get something and Nico found a good looking man with devil horns and a tail in the street drinking what looked like to be blood or wine.
Starting point is 00:44:54 She went up to him and started talking to him like she was kind of skeptical about her the entire time. See, Nico is a very touchy person, so she went to hug him and he thought that she was trying to attack him, and he used his black-coated fingernails to stab right through her like butter. Nico coughed up blood and she laid on the ground dead for a couple of minutes and slowly stood up and said, What was that for? Nico was still alive and she had lost one of her nine lives. She was shocked to see her alive and realized that she wasn't in normal, human being. She was a true cat girl and not someone who was just cosplay. She realized that she
Starting point is 00:45:30 wasn't trying to hurt him and she started being friendly. Turned out this man had escaped hell after his wife was tortured and killed. Nico was saddened for his loss and asked if he had a name. Turns out he had never been called anything so that they became friends and when Eva came back, she said that his name was Alex and he didn't say anything and he stuck with the name. She introduced Alex to the group, and that's when Alex became a part of the friend group. Nico had a crush on him, and they started dating soon before Bella got cancer, and that is what the friend group consisted of. Her best friend Eva, her boyfriend Alex, her adopted daughter, Rattias,
Starting point is 00:46:07 her father figure to Nico, Antonio, a mother figure to Nico, Fia Caza, a real sister figure to Nico, Ollie, and Nico's biggest supporter, Zirin. But now that Nico was dating Alex, her obsessive tendencies and thoughts became, worse. Nico was already a murderer as it is, but as her sister Bella had died, she didn't know what to do. She was devastated until Bella came back to life trying to make everyone a mindless slave of her new religion, which I assume is Bellism, an evil god who killed or tortured people who didn't believe in her. Nico loves Bella to death, but she needs to stop her, to be continued. Well, audience, if this doesn't answer your question that Bella the Wolf's
Starting point is 00:46:48 entire existence isn't satire, then, well, this is the problem. proof that it is actually. Anyways, audience, I hope you all learned something today about Bella the Wolf. Help me get to 5 million subs. Later.

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