Ryth - Ivy Bloom Is Actually Disgusting.

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

Ivy Bloom Is Actually Disgusting.TikTok has given so many cringe people fame on their platform, this is one of those cases where a cringy TikToker got famous for making her friends and family use the bathroom outside in the back yard. Today we see the story of how this TikToker got evicted from her practices.

Hi, my name is Ivy Bloom and this is my outdoor potty area. Yeah, there's going to be no way I'm gonna be tiptoeing in your backyard like it's a fucking minefield. I got a lot of hate because I told the world that I make my guests use the bathroom outside. This doesn't even look like a backyard. It looks like an animation set for the fucking Lorax. Well guys, it finally happened. I got evicted. All right people, what's up? Today I think I found the nastiest TikToker on the planet. You just dig a hole, do what you have to do, and put your toilet paper on. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Ivy Bloom TV.

If you're looking for an astrology Virgo Zodiac bitch that think that she's a pillar of wisdom, then boy, do I have the thing for you. I require all my guests to use the bathroom outside. By the way, if this video hasn't already became extremely fucking disgusting. She's also an only fan's girl, so that just makes her ten times more disgusting. Not only do you sh-hits outside, but you also sell your bussy online. That's crazy. Hi, my name is Ivy Bloom. And this is my outdoor potty area. Yeah, no, it looks like the fucking recording set for the Lorax, too.

The second movie's gonna start whenever this motherfucker is spreading her asshole and dropping a fucking loaf on this man. I used to let my friends use the bathroom in my house. But I've since learned how unsanitary that is. Before I- Bro, that's literally why you have a sink. That's literally why you wash your hands and wipe your fucking duty-booty ass. And personally, lady, I think that you're the last person to me talking about unsanitary.

Just remember, girl, you sell your busy on the... line for cheaper than a Popeye's meal. Before entering the potty area, I require guests to put on these foot covers. Excuse me, but what the fuck are you wearing? Are those the new Yeezy pods? At that point, I would rather just go to Yeezy.com and buy this shit. Who the fuck do you think I am going to be wearing Walmart produce bags on my feet? Get the hell out of here.

And first timers are required to read the rules. Ooh, she's a Karen too, ladies and gentlemen. Audience, if you infuse every annoying trait of a human being, you quite literally get this, lady. Which I think this is what this lady's whole entire character is supposed to be to be some satire O-F girl Basically just rage baiting to get everybody angry at her which is honestly a pretty good marketing idea But the real question is how far are you willing to go for satire and from this video? Ah she she's going pretty fucking deep. She's going in the deep end The most important rule is to dig at least six inches from an existing state-

Lady, lady what the fuck do you think this is? Do you think this shit is subway? Why do we have to do it approximately six inches? Do people really shit in your backyard that much? Because girl, I'm literally a US men size 12 shoe. I can't even walk in your backyard without stepping in shit. I'm not trying to walk in your backyard and massage my feet in somebody's stinky fucking toaster struel poo. This shit is fucking nasty. If you're gonna make me do this, it has got to be at least three feet.

And I have to be compensated with a million dollars per shit. Because that's where another guest has dug a hole. There's no fucking way that somebody should in your backyard that much. You're telling me with the rules like this at your house that you have guests, yeah, get the fuck out of here. It's pretty simple.

You just dig a hole, do what you have to do, and put your toilet paper on top. I provide seeds that must be placed inside to keep my garden growing. Okay, so not only do I have to take a shit outside, but I also have to be tending your garden for you. At this point, it is just unacceptable. There is literally no ROI for taking a shit at your house.

I'd rather walk my ass over to the Mexicans at the construction site and take a shit, in their porta potty. And by the way, the second you tell any of your guests that the food you made for dinner came from the backyard that they took a shit in, I don't think anybody's going to be having a family function at your crib after knowing this. Ain't going to happen. And once that's placed inside, you covered up with the dirt you dug up,

and then place some leaves on top. The last thing you have to do is mark the spot with one of these sticks. I do live in Arizona, and it gets really hot. This literally just keeps getting worse. You live in Arizona where the temperature right now was, holy shit. I already know the second I take a walk into your backyard. I'm going to literally see boiling fucking turds just roasting in the outdoors. How the fuck has the landlord not known about this?

So I provide a bucket with refreshments and snacks that visitors can snack on while using the bathroom. Wow, ladies, such great compensation for the absolute fucking smell we're going to be experiencing out there. I think the last thing on anybody's mind when they're taking a shit outside is, man, I really wish I had some freados to snack on. And remember, ladies and gentlemen, And all this stems from her being lazy and not wanting to clean her bathroom. And yes, there is a privacy curtain. Oh, thank goodness there's a privacy curtain because the last thing I would want to experience is somebody seeing me take a shit in yo backyard.

Which, by the way, lady, that privacy curtain is not going to be so private. Literally, whenever I squat down to take a shit, you're going to be seeing the under flaps of my fucking ass cheeks. This shit is a private, you're literally getting free non-exclusive OF content from my ass. Once that's done, they can take the covers off their feet and wash them in this bucket. Then they have to place them in this jar. So after we get done taking a shit, now we got to take off the foot coverings, which are most likely covered in shit. And then we have to rewash the reusable disposable bags from the produce market of Walmart.

And then we got to place them back in a fucking jar. This has got to be the most absurd shit I've ever heard in my life. The lengths that this lady is going for satire, it's insane. so that the next guest can use them. Once my guest is done using the bathroom, I require them to sign this journal. And I do respectfully ask for tips, because maintaining this area can get a little expensive.

I think this right here pretty much just confirms that this whole entire video is fake, which I'm so appreciative for it, by the way. However, I think the lengths that this lady went for satire, I think that's a little bit of a mentally ill practice. But, yeah, I don't think anybody is tipping you 20 plus dollars for doing all of this. Anyways, audience, ever since she posted this video, it went pretty viral.

And so now she decided to make a follow-up video. I got a lot of hate because I told the world that I make my guests use the bathroom outside. And while that's true, there are some people whom I let use the bathroom in my house. Well, aren't you a blessed little princess? How blessed you must be to take a shit in an actual bathroom? I bet the kids in South Africa are cheering for you. Every full moon, I host a cleansing ceremony where I offer friends a chance to come over and let me Yeah, so what I'm about to say next, I'm not going to zoom in because YouTube would snipe my video down.

But I'm starting to notice the dress attire for these videos is very catered to promoting her only fans. Again, a pretty smart strategy because I guarantee you that all these little kids that are watching these videos are going to get a little curious. Still, these ladies are still disgusting for having an only fan, but I can't say the marketing strategy is not working. There's a reason that shit is in bio, and I guarantee you that shit is probably getting sales right now. Make the attendants sit down on this tapestry, and I shower them with turmeric powder. Then, I place this amethyst crystal on their head, as well as this healing chakra headband, and I offer them moon-charged zodiac water according to their zodiac sign. Jesus Christmas, how much fucking astrology zodiac shit do we have to do in a singular video?

Lady, that's shit that you call zodiac water, it's called tap water from your fucking sink. I don't care if you bang a fucking thing. 312 hertz piece of iron around the water. I don't give a shit. At the end of the day, lady, it's still water. It purifies the body and fills you with positive energy. After they drink it, I ring my chakra ripple. And I have my attendance meditate for 30 minutes. I require attendance to empty their system one last time outside before they can begin the next stage in the process. I walk them to my room where I have a 639-hirts cleansing audio set up. Excuse me, but why the fuck do you have Aidan Raw?

just casually in the corner like that? You really thought I wouldn't notice that shit? Are you like trying to, quote, quote, manifest Aidan Ross to be your lover in life? If anything, I guarantee Aiden Ross's goofy ass would probably smash the shit out of you. It's really not hard to make this guy do some stupid degenerate shit.

Have attendance, put on a hazmat suit, and have them kneel down and close their eyes. They must get into the present and maintain an empty mind for one hour. Excuse me, one fucking hour. Hypothetically, audience, Let's all pretend that this shit is actually real. I really do wonder what percentage of your day would be by just doing her stupid fucking routines.

Oh, what's that? You want to go outside and check the mail? We'll hurry up and look at a 612 hertz frequency. And spread fucking onion powder and lavender powder all over your asshole, bro. You got to do it before you go outside. Personally, audience, if I had to do that, I would just kill myself. While they're meditating, I gather flowers from my garden to brew a herbal green tea. It rejuvenates the body and detoxes the system.

I bring them the tea during the meditation and have them savor the flavors. I'm not going to watch the rest of that video. Anyways, audience, apparently she got evicted. Well, guys, it finally happened. I got evicted. My potty, my outdoor potty video, it went viral and a lot of you guys reported it to the HOA, which my landlord got contacted by and he kicked me out, but, um, everything's okay. I did manifest a new home for myself.

My practices are accepted and, you know, when one door closes, another one opens. So, thank you guys. for following my journey. Ha ha ha, wop, wamp. I guess this lady is shit out of luck. Anyways, audience, subscribe. Get me to 5 mil.