Ryth - Jack Doherty Finally Got Karma.

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

Jack Doherty Finally Got Karma.Jack Doherty has been in the mainstream news and headlines all across YouTube, TikTok, Instagram for crashing is $200,000 McLaren. In my own experience on driving on this exact highway myself, Jack Doherty's reasoning for crashing was a complete lie. Today we check out Jack Doherty crashing his $200,000 McLaren and how karma officially caught up with him.

Oh, oh, no! No! No! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey Jack, guess what? You are not gonna believe it. I still have a car, motherfucker, and it still looks better than yours. You see this, Jack? It's called air condition. I have a functioning air conditioner.

Believe it or not, motherfucker, the car can go forward. Jack, are you so fucking poor that you can't even afford a car? Oh yeah, that's right, because your fucking car is at a junkyard. Alright, people, what's up? Jack, Doe. has finally got the karma he deserves. Anyways, if you haven't seen the mainstream news already, Jack Doherty was in his McLaren and hydroplanned on a highway and face-planted in the fucking guardrail.

Oh shit. Oh, shit. Oh, so. To summarize the situation, he crashes his McLaren. He has a few sniffles here and there. Oh, son, Jack. I miss you. I miss you.

I miss him. He forces his cameraman to get the right angle for the thumbnail of his new video. new video that he was gonna drop a few days later, he starts thanking God out of all people for saving his life, like God is the person that wants to save you right now. And then later in the video, he has a monologue to the haters about why they're bad people and why they should be sympathetic because he almost died. Yeah, lots to unpack today. I crashed my McLaren dot dot by Jack Doherty, let's begin.

I did not think this is gonna be happening today. Me neither. Thank you, cameraman. I'm sure Jack Doherty didn't expect this to happen today either. Bro's always walking around with 20 black men around him, preventing him from getting his fucking ass beat. If I had 27-foot black men around me 24-7, I would feel invincible too. But hey, the one time Jack Doherty goes unsupervised, this is the shit that happens. I am not surprised in the slightest. All right, guys, I'm a clear, and it's totaled.

No, Jack, it's totaled no fucking way. It's not like one third of your car got removed from the fucking chassis. Of course it's totaled, you fucking idiot. A couple days before my 21st birthday. There is no reason this video had to be that cinematic. Oh my god, guys, my McLaren got total. I love you, maw! Shut the fuck up.

I don't know how to feel right now, guys. I'm just so, I'm sad, bro. I'm so sad right now. Can you not film shirtless in the middle of the highway about how you feel right now? You can at least hop inside your Tesla and talk about it Instead of making a complete ass of yourself on the highway We get it, bro, you're sad. I'm sure that I would be sad too if I crashed my 200 grand McLaren

But you see, Jack, the difference between you and I Is that I'm not going to fucking accelerate on the highway When it's pouring rain. I like to race, Jack. My car, it's pretty much optimized for racing. But if it's pouring rain outside, I'm not going to accelerate like a dumb ass. But hey, it's your debt. I couldn't give a shit.

Godness Cadeness how sad I actually am. At least my Richard Mill is still, okay? Shut the fuck up. Oh, at least my Richard Millie's like... You have a small dick. Fuck, bro. I did not think this is gonna be happening today. I mean, either.

Oh, my God. I'm so bad. All right, guys, my McLaren is totaled. Once again, Jack, we know that already. A third of your car is completely disfigured. The engine bay is gone. Did your brain get totaled? in the process, you fucking idiot.

The Cope before my 23rd birthday. Bro, this little gas flung every time. Now, you're filling my tank today. What, it's about it. So, goodness. The cope in this man's face is astronomical. I mean, think about it, audience. Let's really try to be empathetic here.

Your 200 grand McLaren is totaled. Your Dior shoes are getting fucked in the rain. Your shirtless and your 12-year-old boy build is being exposed to everybody. And then you have to talk to this guy that's low-key making fun of you on the inside of his head. Also, completely off topic, but I noticed that that dude is wearing a Florida badge. Which actually just reminded me that I have once drove on this highway before.

Jack, you can't even say anything anymore about this highway. I drove on this highway before in the rain. That's crazy. I really am a better driver than you. Holy shit. You guys. You hit your head hard, bro. I just remember, like, after it just panicking.

Yeah, you were panicking. You were in fact screaming like a fucking Yeti You sounded like a bitch And also on top of that We crash like 42 miles per hour I know we weren't even going at all Dude you were in the process of accelerating whenever you crashed The reason you went to 42 miles per hour

Is because you slammed the brakes really fast You fucking idiot You see that Jack? That is not 40 That motherfucker says 70 on the speedometer Why are you going 70 on a high? highway when it's pouring rain. That was not 42 miles per hour. You are so stupid.

Like, if we were going, what, double the speed, we probably would have been dead. Like, that was terrible. That was insane. We hydroplane. Dude, we couldn't want off that cliff down the whole fucking thing. We'd have been dead. Crazy that a guardrail can only handle up to 100 miles per hour when a car is traveling. Jack, you were pushing the limits of what that guardrail could have handled.

Sure, you made impact to a thick going 40 miles per hour, but if you were going, You had a pretty good chance of going over that cliff. Sometimes I do wonder, though, why did guardrails have to be invented? Mother. Open his fucking doors. Come here, baby. Is this motherfucker really playing? I was only temporary for you?

Listen, Jack, I know you're trying to make a dramatic video for YouTube. But really, motherfucker, this is the song you have to play. dude goes from Go out of the way ain't no stopping this Bro, I swear we live in a cartoon Okay, yeah, I'm fine, I'm just, I don't like me to cry Well, honey, I better cry now And I'm gonna tell you, you need to stop

I know, I don't, I don't want it, obviously, I don't want to do more cars Yeah, that's a load of bullshit Jack Doherty doesn't want cars anymore, okay Totally not like you made a thousand YouTube shorts about your one McLaren. This dude's gonna buy a Mustang tomorrow, I guarantee you. And the reason I say Mustang is because you really think this motherfucker's gonna afford another McLaren. Brody's in debt, simple as that.

Or unless Jack gets his girlfriend to toot her ass on Onlyfans a little more, then maybe he could buy another McLaren. You are lucky, you are live, Jack. Take this seriously. No, Marie-Warner when you're driving. I did it. Dude, you were on your phone, you fucking liar. Bro can't even have one serious moment with his mom without fucking lying.

Who should go on your knees, Jack, and say thank you. I know, thank God that we're both okay. Listen, Jack, I don't know why God saved you, but he did. He really could have despond your ass if he really wanted to. He could have taken a few screws out of that guardrail and over the cliff you went. So if you were to ask me why exactly you survived that, I truly cannot tell you. Because if I were God, your ass would probably be going over the. the cliff right about now. The cameraman, he would not have stitches, he would not get hurt,

he would not be anything, if I were God. You, on the other hand, there would be a different story. The reason you're alive, I have no fucking clue. I'm thankful now, guys, just like everyone, like, there's so much going on, like, no one understands, everyone's so quick to put some shit on, shit on me on social media. No one's gone through what I gone through just now. Like, I literally almost died in a car accident. I am, like, I literally almost died and I'll fuck these cars, too. Yeah, Jack, you told the haters, you almost die. People are always so quick to talk shit. on social media.

But here you are, persevering, pushing through the odds. Dude, shut the fuck up. What is this monologue you're talking about? Jack, all that happened is that you hydroplained into the guardrail because you accelerated like an idiot. And then now you're making this about the haters and how they talk shit about you on social media. Can you admit that you were stupid for one second?

I still got two lambas. I have. No, I'm kidding. Motion. I can do it again. life it's for the reason, Jack. Where's Michael David? Where's Michael?

I'm gonna go. You gotta love how his mom is trying to give a life lesson to him, and he's just like, yeah, where's Michael? Where's Michael? Jack, can you chill, you fucking fruitcake? I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna, I'm at 7 o'clock I'll crash my handball. Stop! You, Jack.

You know, sometimes I feel bad for Jack's mom. Seriously, imagine for one second that you had a son, and your son just so happened to be Jack Doherty. Also, completely off topic, what the fuck is that on the wall? Is that an only fan sticker that you just mounted onto your wall? All right, Jack, you're officially a degenerate. Anyways, audience, like the video if you think that Jack Doherty's a fucking idiot. Subscribe to the channel.

I'll catch you all later.