Ryth - LankyBox Has Officially Lost It.

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

LankyBox Has Officially Lost It. LankyBox, the inventor of brainrot content on TikTok, and YouTube Shorts, has yet again gotten even worse and completley lost it recently. Lankybox has littered all short form content platforms with the worst brainrot imaginable. Today, we explore the worst of LankyBox Brainrot.

Ladies and up to the first official Lanky Box fight. Bro, I feel like I'm watching the 4K upscaled version of two retards fighting. Let's get ready to rumble. Yep, exactly as I fucking thought. People be talking about Lankybox long form content. No, motherfuckerfucker, the shorts are worse. Alright, people, what's up? The Lanky Box brain rot content has gotten even worse.

No introduction needed Lanky Box is quite literally the biggest brain rot YouTuber on this entire platform. Coming in at 40 million subscribers for dropping hood classics on YouTube shorts like this. Yeah, clearly 40 million subscriber content here. Lately in the Lanky Box YouTube channel, Adam and Justin have decided to show their faces more on YouTube, resulting in the both of them mimicking a bunch of classic TV shows and movies. And of course their occasional gay lovers quarrel here and there. We are here to see it all.

Let's begin. Donick, you finally found your family. But you didn't change who you are in here. Yeah, in my lungs. You didn't change who you are in here. That's because what's in here is the dog. The main question I ask myself when I watch Lanky Box is what kind of cocaine are they using? Whenever I need to make a YouTube video, I'm kind of crawling to my desk wanting to kill myself.

And the reason why that is is because I don't want to record some bullshit that I really don't care about. I couldn't give a flying fuck what this purple-headed re-hs doing. If I had the choice of whatever content I would make, I would make a video about cars. I certainly do not have the type of energy like these people do when they get up every day to record the same shit over and over again. I sincerely believe that people like Adam and Justin feel just like me sometime. It's like, do you really think these motherfuckas wake up and care about poppy playtime Roblox hide-and-seek videos? Of course they fucking don't. But then, audience, whenever you realize that your audience are people that look like this,

whenever you're in Adam and Justin's position, you would do just about anything to get that fucking money. Because I know exactly how it feels to put on the energy like this in a lanky box YouTube video while also being completely burnt out on recording videos at the same time. guy has a smile on his face, but I guarantee you that he does not like recording these videos. Don't know, stop, stop, Duncan, you want to be. Sonic, more like Sonpink. If you haven't noticed already, audience, the laughing in this video is entirely fake. I don't understand how even a 5-year-old that watches these videos can't tell that these two dudes are faking their laugh.

If I hear a muftka go, I can tell that they're not fucking laughing. I remember when I was five years old once audience and whenever I would watch videos like this I would shut it off immediately. When I was five years old I was watching motherfuckers like Tobuscus. The shit that he was doing back then wasn't brain rot. So I'm genuinely sitting here in my fucking office chair wondering how do five year olds find this shit entertaining. I don't know if it's because every generation that follows after me is getting even softer or unless there's something being put in our food, but these five-year-olds after Gen Z, some of them are fucking retarded. This is the shit that makes your funny bone jiggle and shiggle. Are you fucking serious?

Like that! Take that! I'm Sonic. I'm super speed. You never catch me. Knuckles's coming in with the punch. Can y'all please fuck off? 30 million dollars of revenue in 2024 these two made, by the way. I have no idea why it's so fucking hard to believe to look at these two gentlemen and then also say that they are worth tens of millions of dollars at the same time. If any of you out there in the audience are wondering if you'll ever get rich in your life, look at these two fucking idiots right here and then tell yourself that you're going to be poor. If this shit isn't inspirational right here that you're not going to become a millionaire, then I don't know what the fuck will be.

Deals get out! Flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman. Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. They've definitely taken drugs in their life. Flanky Box, if you're watching this video, dude, you gotta tell me. Where the fuck do you get it? I need the energy y'all have to make YouTube videos.

You see this number? Adam and Justin, I have 4 million people. that need me to make content for them. In order for me to deliver the content I need to for this generation of kids, I need you to personally supply me with all the cocaine you have. Audience, I envy Lanky Box's energy

in their YouTube videos. I wish I could have that energy. I record this shit at 4 o'clock in the fucking morning and I want to kill myself. But if Lanky Box provides me that sweet, sweet Zob that I can snort up my fucking ass. You bet your ass, I'm gonna drop like 20 long, videos a day. Yeah, you're all the best, let's go! Thank you so much everyone for 40 million

subscribers. Still don't fucking understand how these guys hit 40 million subscribers. I mean, after all, you did make 12,000 YouTube videos somehow on your YouTube channel. I guess if you do make 12,000 YouTube videos, you are bound to get some type of milestone. But even so, audience, if you make content like this, I'm still gonna raise the question as to how the fuck You got 40 million subs. Thank you guys so much. You guys are the best. Thank you all for supporting us.

Let's go! Yeah, you guys are awesome. You know what's crazy about this video is that there's probably 5-year-old kids that are crying watching this YouTube short. Oh my God, Foxy just told me that they just hit 40 million subscribers and they're thanking me. Bro, these 5-year-old kids are probably soiling their pants because all the Lanky Box characters are talking. to them. Holy shit, our generation is fucking doomed. You all rock! Milky mail, milky milk, thanks for 40 mil.

Beepiddy boopity, you are all super awesome. Thank you, robot. I love you too. You're also awesome. Shut the fuck up. I'm starting to get convinced that after making, oh, I don't know, 12,000 brain rot YouTube videos, that they are actually starting to contract real-life brain damage. Listen, audience, it's one thing to be a bag chase. but it's another thing to make 12,000 brain rot videos. Maybe there is science behind it, but if you do repeat a pattern so many times,

I think you eventually start to become that pattern. Is it just me? Do these guys look like they have actual brain damage done to them? Because I would be the first person to tell you, if I made 12,000 brain rot YouTube videos, you could bet your fucking ass, I would have Down syndrome or something by the end of it. I would not be the intelligent being I want to be. being I once was before. Okay, here we go!

Okay, okay. Is the only thing that this dude does in videos is just laugh his ass off like a fucking idiot? Bro, if it's really that easy to get $30 million in one year just by laughing, dude, sign me up for Lanky Box. I will gladly retire the Rith YouTube channel for this shit. $30 million. You know how many Bugatti's that is? Hit all I have to do is laugh like.

like James Charles getting bummed by a wookie? Sign me the fuck up. Hey, Justin, you're supposed to take the chicken, not eat it. No. Where's the children? I'm out right here. Stop! Justin!

Can you quit laughing and sounding like that, you fucking fruit cake? I seriously think I'm done with this shit. Everyone liked the video, and I'll make another video on Lanky Box. But anyways, I'll catch y'all. Subscribe.