Ryth - LankyBox Has Ruined YouTube.

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

LankyBox Has Ruined YouTube.LankyBox. LankyBox cringe has taken over the internet. Roblox also has some of the cringiest YouTubers, TikToks, Tiktokers, and more. Today's Roblox cringe is about the Worst Roblox YouTuber, LankyBox.

Mustava, Mustafa, and da Outsava Holy fucking shit, ladies and gentlemen, this is the most entertaining content I've ever fucking seen on this website. So you're telling me I could just react to a YouTube short and just put my stupid f***in' face in the corner. And then my channel will make millions of dollars a month. Oh, ha ha ha ha, sign me up, baby. Alright people, what's up? Today we are revisiting the worst Roblox content of all time. Oh, Justin from Lankybox.

I'm your biggest fan. I'm not really Justin, I'm Adam. Wait, what? Adam, it's me. Justin! In case you guys have no idea who this is at this point, we are talking about Lenky Box. And if you have ever been on YouTube and haven't stumbled across at least one of their 10,000

fucking videos, then, uh, yeah, you must be living under Iraq or you're fucking Amish or some shit. But today we're not going to be talking about their long-form videos, but instead their YouTube shorts. Because, uh, I've recently discovered that their YouTube shorts is in. Entirely more cancerous than their long-form videos. So yeah, let's begin Yeah, audience, did you just witness the same shit that I just did? That was unironically a lanky box YouTube short. Did you guys see any of these two retards anywhere in the fucking video? Because I fucking didn't, which makes me wonder how exactly is this even their own fucking content? Like, this is probably the most

random shit I've ever seen on YouTube shorts. And I say this because I have, uh, I have, quite a long career on YouTube shorts already. But this is just some next level cringe that I don't fucking understand. Ganges far-arckermere Minecraft and a chlorine man. Don't ever bein'am or go to in the hushin. Don't ever eat pizza. Long.

Juel game, you- Okay, first off, I don't fucking understand what they're saying. In second, the background music in the rain is so fucking loud in this video that I don't even know what they're saying. It sounds like they're speaking English, but I can't tell if it's fucking Spanish, dub or not. I don't know, maybe I'm too old for this shit and I can't fucking understand Google Gaga language anymore. But this is the shit that pays people millions of dollars on

YouTube nowadays. Audience, if any of you are ever questioning if you're ever going to make it on YouTube, just know that these two fucking idiots have over 30 million subscribers. And this is the content that they create on the fucking website. I'm telling you guys, being a millionaire in today's day and age has never been easier. You could quite literally post anything on YouTube and be semi-retired in a year. Honestly, I know these videos are cringe, but honestly, this shit should inspire you to make a YouTube channel right now.

Jhurtigin, hoagia. Jules. Okay, bro. No, forna, pen to be this mobile. Don't forget it. Be here? Don't know. Audience, please tell me that I'm just fucking stupid

and they're speaking a different language. If they're really just sitting here being like then truly, I'm about to fucking jump off a bridge. Audience, the amount of brain rot we have already received, and it's only the third video we've reacted to. There has got to be a level of stimulation that Gen Alpha has to experience nowadays. And guys, this is the standard that we have come to? I feel so fucking bad for y'all. When I was a kid, it was never this bad.

If I could take you guys back to 2013 so that you can watch some old YouTube content, I promise you, you'll enjoy your life much more. But unfortunately, y'all my fuck has got spawn trapped. I'm sorry. Bye, go miss. I think this. I think this is the first lanky box video that I can actually understand. Br.

Somebody please kill me. I don't care if it's a Glock or Remington or a fucking AR-15. Just fucking do it to me. Please. I think this is the first lanky box video we've watched today that I can actually understand. No longer some brain rot animation or some bo-sk. fucking Muppets doing a zong video. We have an actual life lesson coming from the Lanky Box YouTube channel.

Maybe there is some light at the end of the tunnel, ladies and gentlemen. Who? Who! Shut the fuck off. Whah! Higgity-diggity do, ladies and gentlemen, you gotta subscribe. This channel is so fucking dog. I finally found the exit.

Girl, this is an entrance. I'm watching the amazing digital circus. Yeah, bitch. I'm watching digital circus. Fuck you. Is this mufka blind like POMNI? is right in front of you dumbass. Whoa, you're POMNI.

You're real. Holy f-f-y-sh-your-pomny, you're real. Dude, come on. Whoa, I just want to go home. Yeah, actually, on second thought, don't send POMNI home. If you're going to be a whiny bitch like that, then you're going to stay here in the fucking real world.

Winy-ass, wack-ass, motherfucker-fucker. Don't worry, I'll help you. You want to be my friend? Since we're friends, I'm going to show you this cool glitch. I'll tell you, but you've got to subscribe first. Okay, everyone. Subscribe. Fuck you, POMney.

Ha-ha. Instead of subscribing to Lanky Box, y'all should subscribe to me instead. Drink down, lie down, go into your backpack and grab a bomb. Put it on your tummy. Then we... I feel like I'm watching live footage of fucking Palestine. Okay, now let's spy on these kids' roleplay. Okay, buddy, you just put a 4K camera out of your pocket.

To record little kids roleplaying in the middle of the day? Yeah, now, somebody put this motherfucker in jail immediately. Whoa, Justin from Lanky Box. I'm your biggest fan. I'm not really Justin. I'm Adam. Wait, what? Adam, it's me.

Justin! If somebody ever uttered the words, Lenky Box is my favorite YouTuber, you need to undergo brain surgery immediately. You are guaranteed to have dementia by the age of 18 years old. That was pretty down, but you made my day. I'll dig living in your world. Popney, I finally found you.

Oh, God, this fucking dude. The amount of comments I've received saying that my character looks like this fucking idiot right here is actually absurd. I am not Jacks from Amazing. digital circus, you fucking idiots. I am inspired by Bob from Animal Crossing. Y'all my fuckers need to get that shit through your thick fucking skull.

We need to get home now. How did you get here? Like and subscribe for a part two. How about no, how about fuck you? How about I'm going to jump off a bridge whenever I'm done with this video? At this point, audience, I got no fucking words for what I'm looking at anymore. Like what the fuck was the point of this video to promote their fucking plushy or some bullshit? I mean, I guess if you were five years old and you walked into Walmart and seen this bullshit,

I mean, maybe it would sell, but I would never promote my merch like that. Audience, I have no idea what the fuck I just watched, but I am creeped out at whatever the fuck this is at the top of the screen. We are diving into the lanky box lore that I just don't even fucking understand it anymore. Why is there a plushy in the background? Why is there a floating fucking head at the top of the screen? Somebody please make sense of this shit Justava, Mustafa Remember all his smartphone

Say he do an MBS Even the main creators of this YouTube channel have no words for their own content Look at this fucking idiot He doesn't even know what he's looking at himself Yeah now this whole fucking channel is brain dead Just like their fan base. Everybody subscribe