Ryth - LankyBox Ruined Roblox Forever.

Episode Date: March 22, 2025

LankyBox Ruined Roblox Forever.

Today we're finding all the brand new backroom's morphs in Roblox. So guys, welcome this episode. I'm Mikey Mark. All right, people, what's up? Can I ever checking out Lankybox? One of the worst Roblox YouTubers YouTubers YouTubers, Unlocking Rainbow Friends Chapter 2 and Roblox escape backroom morphs, all new skins unlocked. You can call me a sink because my boxers are fucking dripping.

Hey, we're finding all the brand new backrooms morphs in Roblox. We are finding Backroom's Pikachu, Corrupted Dorfield.exe and Rainbow Friends. Shit, you guys were right. I have watched this video for the runtime of 10 fucking seconds. And Lord Jesus Almighty is this the most annoying Roblox YouTuber I've ever seen. I get that if you're a kid's entertainer and you really want to make a kid have a laugh. But even when I was a little kid, I struggled to understand how kids find this comedic. I don't know, maybe I just wasn't the kid that had drool leaking out their fucking mouth and sipping on pacifiers.

Looking at this shit. Oh, it's swinging, it's swinging. See it nice? Let's go! We got it! We are going to finish the entire game in this video and unlock every single wharf in this game. Are you ready?

You know, Lanky Box? I sure wish I was ready. But I don't think even the strongest of condoms is going to hold back the energy you put into your videos. You guys already know this guy probably snorts a line of cocaine before every video. I seriously need to get a fat... In there, because, dude, monster energy is not holding up.

Let's go! I'm like you bar today we are trying to find all the new morphs in roll blocks find the backrooms more what the fuck is this guy doing the guy that's doing the intro is so illiterate he sounds like he's washing his mouth out with fucking soap and this guy's promoting their shitty merch while having a seizure on video to be fair if I dropped the video every three hours I would probably have a seizure too it so much fun guys we have found all these awesome morphs but they just updated it with a brand new set of morphs bro they got Pikachu in here they got Gortfield, bro. They got among us. We're gonna show you how to get all these guys. Check this out. But right now, just open this door, right? Gotta got it. Okay, at this point, I might be talking too much shit. But there's no fucking way they sound like this in real life. So guys, we're gonna go through this door and then there's gonna be a sign that says don't jump. We're gonna fucking jump. Make sure you like subscribe and buy our fucking merch. It's like guys, calm the fuck down. You guys can still be funny to children without chugging a fucking five-hour energy.

Motherfuckers treat their video like a football game. New morph, bro. Oh, we already got the new morph. That's great. Pretty lit, huh, guys? And we're going to show you guys every single morph in this game. We love it, bro. Let me try this out, bro.

It's a little doggie? Doggy? Motherfuck I said doggy. By the way, lanky box, I don't know which one of you are fucking lanky box. But to both of you shits, that's Odie from Garfield. How do you not know the name of motherfucking Odie? And also, a quick side note, never bark like that again. I feel like if these guys' YouTube personas were actually their human character,

I can only imagine these guys walking into a zoo. Hopefully, if they see an owl turn their neck, I hope they do the fucking same. Okay, cool, huh? Okay, let's find the next one. Now, the next one might be the max level Among Us Morf, guys. This is going to be nuts. Now, remember that code I just showed you guys? Yeah, of course.

You go over here. You got to go all the way over here, guys. This game is not easy. This game is really tricky. Watching your videos is fucking tricky. How do little kids watch these videos for 15 plus? minutes and have the most crystal clear idea of what's going on in the video. I'm a minute and a half in this video and I have yet to understand the single objective. Maybe I'm just too old for this shit. I have fucking Alzheimer's or something. And these guys is humor is probably stuck in fucking preschool. But I mean, hey, somebody's got to call this content dog shit.

Go here and they just added a new thing right here, bro. You go over here. Bro, it's the code, bro. Oh, task code bread. Bread. Bread, bro. We love bread. I love bread. I love bread. I love um. Um, garlic bread. My fucka loves garlic bread. If that's the case, then holy shit. I would want to be two kilometers away when he does a YouTube intro. His whole fucking neighborhood's going to be a radiation zone.

Go in here and then we're going to remember that task code. You go over here, right? Mm-hmm. Enter the task code. So you got enter it. And I'm going to type bread. Oh, bread. Okay, that's the code we got.

It turned green. Let's go! And that's how you get a morph. Guys, we're going to show you how to get every single new morph in this one video. Whoa. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I like him. Did this grown fucking man just T-pose on camera? Audience, I give you guys the honor to build my casket because I'm clocking out the life game early, bro. I'm not quite sure how much longer I can take it anymore. My will to live is so low. I want this man to do a YouTube intro in my fucking nostrils. That's right, Likey Box. I give you permission to smear your garlic gooch in my nose.

Guys the red imposter talking about bread. Oh, that's suss. That's the bread imposter. Guys, that is so suss, guys, watch out. Best max level sussness, bro. Right, call the emergency meeting. Somebody, boop. Call me, bro.

Guys, I completely forgot to ask you. How fucking rude of me? Are you guys laughing yet? Are you fucking hooting and tooting yet? Because if I'm going to be completely honest, I have never straight-faced a video for as long as this. I'm straight-faced in this shit like I just walked in on my whole. whole family being killed. You can call me Jombo Spice because motherfucker, I ain't having no reaction.

Alright, there's a secret passage added to the game. Oh, nice. Right here. Now you see this, right? Yeah. No way across here. That looks like Pikachu, unless you put in the batteries and make an electric bridge. Oh, it fixes it. Bro. Pikachu. I choose you. Pleasured you never shower with a Pokemon, Adam. Never shower with a Pokemon. Thank you, Lenky Box. Thank you for letting me know I shouldn't shower. with animals. You know, just a second ago, I was about to hop in the shower. My dog was gonna hop in the shower with me and see my big slinging meat. Fuck, man, it's almost like bestiality is a little wrong. If Lankybox didn't let me know that I shouldn't shower with my pets, I would have never known.

Lanky Box teaching the youth such quality lessons about life. Why should you never shower with a Pokemon? Is that supposed to be a question or a statement? I swear to Mary Christ, if you're sucking in fucking Pokemon in the shower, oh, you're a degenerate. Um, I don't know. Because he'll peek at you. Yoooooo! Oh, peek at you! Oh, that's funny.

You peek at you, bro. We do the same first steps. You go over here in the backrooms. Get that battery, get that back room's battery. Oh, that's great. The back room's battery. Does anybody know what they're saying anymore? I feel like as the video progresses, we're slowly reverting back to caveman language.

I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing anymore. My neighbors definitely think I'm a psychopath. Oh, now we push the butt in. Push the button. And you go through here, bro. Mm. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. You turn left, bro.

Oh, no way. Can you make that jump? I'm a 360 yet. Check it out, guys. Yeah. Wow, you got Gorfiel. He's mega T-posing, bro. Guys, go to Walmart Target.

Get the Lanky Box giant mystery box and just T-Pose in the aisle. Whatever the fuck he just said, do not do it. If you see a product by Lanky Box inside of a fucking Walmart, I give you explicit permission to hide their products in Walmart so that nobody will ever find this shit to ever buy it again. Oh, Rith, you're going to hurt somebody's fucking income. First off, Little Timmy, that's a fucking joke, and also they make like 50 million plus views a day.

I think they're fine financially for generations to come. And you go, oh, not game madness, I'm sorry. You teleport you to destroy backrooms. Hilly me, I'm good backroom. Great Hacked! Don't hack Justin, guys. Yeah, I think our lanky friend has officially lost this, fucking mind. I think I'm gonna stop talking shit now. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit

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