Ryth - Lexi Rivera Sells Her Body.

Episode Date: July 20, 2024

Lexi Rivera Sells Her Body.Lexi Rivera, one of the biggest TikTok and YouTube shorts creators next to Brent Rivera. Lexi Rivera is one of the cringiest youtubers on the platform and makes the worst tiktok pranks, tiktok challenges, and youtube shorts content ever. Today we react to Lexi Rivera selling her body for youtube shorts and tiktok cringe content.

For this next video, there are 10 guys behind this curtain, and I'm going to be going on a series of blind dates with all of them. Smells like the fucking fish market. Are you still friends with your ex? Aren't you still friends with your ex? Oh, shit. Everybody give me a damn in the comments section. All right, people, what's up? Lexi Rivera sells her body.

Well, well, kind of. Blind dating 10 guys based on their outfit. Everybody, make sure you plug your nose because it's about to smell like fucking tuna. For this next video, there are 10 guys. behind this curtain and I'm going to be going on a series of blind dates with all of them. For the first round, I'm going to be judging the boys based off of their outfits. So before we get to that, Jeremy, if you're behind this curtain, just leave now. What the fuck.

Of course, this guy's behind the curtain. Jeremy, we already know that you were screwed from the get-go. I mean, I'm not saying that Lexi Rivera is too good for you. I mean, look at her. A fuck it looks like that fish in the aquarium. But, uh, Jeremy, you got to do something about that fucking hair before you do anything. Like, seriously, what the hell happens? Did a camel lick your forehead?

So we're starting off with shoes. Guy number one. Your shoes, I actually like these. They look like fucking ass. Bros wearing off-the-wall vans. Motherfka, those are off-the-racket, Goodwill. I can say for absolute certainty, those shoes smell like fucking loser. Guy number two feels very basic.

I feel like a lot of guys wear Air Force. It's not a bad thing. It's just playing it safe. And they're a little dirty. Shout out to all my Air Force One viewers out there. Fuck what everybody says, ladies and gentlemen. And if you're wearing Air Force ones, you get a pass to everything. Wear that shit to a birthday, a date, a fucking funeral, a wedding, you get a pass.

I'm not giving a rat's ass. Oh, man. What are those? Guy number three. Okay, for real though, number three, get the fuck out of here. What the hell is that weak-ass shit? I don't know how I feel about these. They're like kind of, um, they're...

I don't even know what to say. Just say they look like ass. It's not like you can do any better, Lexi. Number four is wiggling his toes for me. So these are just. Just some socks with some sandals. I did not into that. Damn, girl, can a man ever wear something comfortable? Listen, audience, I'm personally a man of comfort.

I wear shoes that are comfortable. And yes, that does, in fact, include sandals and slides. Because, to be quite frank with all of you, I'm not trying to show my fucking dogs. To everybody on planet Earth. So, Lexi being against a dude that's wearing a slide with socks on, kind of makes me a little concerned. I never thought Lexi would think of male feet like that. My number five? Uh...

I don't like those at all. Okay, guy number six. I... What the fuck is this? Finally something I agree with Lexi on. My fuck's flip-flop literally has a camel toe. Get that goofy shit out of here. I hate this.

Like, this is the worst thing you could have worn here. Yeah, uh, that's actually just awful. When I look at a man and I see their shoes and they look like this dog's shit right here, the only thing that comes to mind is an obese 40-year-old fucking dad with a Miller light in their hand. Get those goofy-ass shoes out of my. sight. Okay, these last two guys are pretty much wearing the same shoe. One looks a little more yellow. One looks a little more white. Same thing. Unpopular opinion. Converses. After looking at the rest of their shoes, it was clear to me who I wanted to send

home. Okay, I've come to a conclusion. Based off of their shoes alone, I'm going to be eliminating guy number three. Oh my gosh. I think I'm going to go hit the van store real quick. Okay, yeah, before you fuck off in the sunset, I have to say one thing. Dude, what the fuck are you wearing a beanie in summertime? Unless you have male pattern baldness. so you have fucking cancer. You shouldn't even be wearing that stupid shit in public. It looks so retarded. Okay, so now I can see their full outfits, so let's see if these guys have good style.

Okay, what the hell? I guess bro really wanted to show off the scorpion. By the way, the guys have a voice changer, so I have no idea who any of these guys are. Yeah, Lexi, that's total bullshit. When I recorded this video with Topper Guild and he said there was a voice changer, when we were recording this video, he heard us perfectly fine. So for the record, everybody, there's no fucking voice changer. The video's fake.

Okay, guy number one, I actually like this outfit. It's very, nothing too crazy, but also, like, it's not bad. Describe your style using one word. Fresh. Bro, you cannot be fucking serious. The only fresh you are is fresh out the fucking goodwill. And by the way, are you going to call those shoes fucking fresh? I can smell the fucking pooing shit.

You stepped in from the day before. Your style's not fresh. Got the fuck out of here. Guy number eight. I mean, I think we told you to wear your best outfit today. I don't know if... I just, I don't see a shirt. One word to describe your style?

Scorpion, you want to touch it? Damn, this guy don't fuck around. I mean, despite the fact that his chest and stomach look like Rango on Down syndrome, I gotta respect the fact he looks like a character in GTA. Bro was given zero fuchs and he is confident. Oh, no, please, I'm good. Okay, guy number nine, I like this outfit.

It's very, oh wow, I didn't see the sparkly belt. I actually like this outfit. I like everything about this. How would you describe your style? Bell. Belt? Belt. Belt.

I don't like these. guys. Well, Lexi, I don't fucking like you. Okay, I'm ready to eliminate another person and that person, based off of their outfit and their style, it's going to be guy number seven. Kiddo, I got to give props to the guy that was shirtless. Bro didn't even need to wear a shirt to win that competition. So, uh, with all due respect, bro, uh, your outfit is ass. For the next round, the boys are on the other side of this curtain. Basically, I'm going to be asking them a series of questions. Based on their answers, I'm going to decide if they're a red flag or a green flag. Lexi, I think you're the last person to determine what's a red and green flag.

I mean, you're wearing that stupid fucking compassionate live, laugh, love shit. Just by you wearing that shirt, it tells me you're a psychopath. Let's see if any of these boys are toxic. Are you still friends with your ex? Aren't you still friends with your ex? Oh, Dale! Lexi, I'm looking at your face right now. I can see how puzzled you are.

Oh, God. How am I going to respond to this shit? Fuck this guy. Yeah, Lexi, you just got screwed. Okay, that is a red flag What do you mean that's a red flag? I think you're the red flag You're the one bringing that up so that you're the one bringing it up

You asked on me Guy number one is already arguing with me I think we can work through this argument I don't want to, you're a walking red flag Aw, what's wrong you pretty princess A good man calls you out on your bullshit And that's a red flag Lexi fuck off

Guy number two Would you want to share your location with me Definitely not Okay, what about your phone password? Yeah, I'm not gonna do that either It's kind of a red flag. Lexi, what the fuck are you talking about? If a relationship is about trust, then why the fuck you need passwords and shit?

To me, that just shows you don't trust the guy in the relationship. Lexi, this is bullshit. If I asked you to unfollow someone on Instagram, would you do it? Yeah. Hey, that's green flag. Okay, so Lexi's a control freak. Yeah, uh, honey, if you tell me to unfollow my boys, or in fact, anybody on Instagram or any social media,

you can walk your sorry fucking ass. out of my front door. If you already don't have access to my social media, then that also means you don't have fucking authority over my social media. Get the fuck out of here with that weak ass shit. Guy number eight, what is your body count? And you have to tell the truth. This is about compatibility here. Yeah, no, that's fucking insane. Not that that like really matters. Lexi, what the fuck did you just say? It doesn't matter to you that he f***ed 36 other women. The dude's a why the fuck you want to date him? This girl's dating compass is so, At this point, I just want to see who she chooses.

Alright, so you two have been very solid this entire time. Through every round, you guys are my top picks. But when it came to this last round, I think it's very clear to see that we have a winner. And that winner is here. Woo! Oh, oh my god, okay. Okay.

We're leaving? Where are we going? Where are we going first? Wait, I, uh, I'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye. I guess she won't be going to more Tyler. Yeah, well, fuck you.

Your hair got licked by a fucking camel as well. Anyways, everybody subscribe so I can pass Lexian subs.