Ryth - Momo The Cat Went Too Far.

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

Momo The Cat Went Too Far.

Signed up to play with her. Oh, fuck me, baby. All right, people, what's up? The predatory nursery rhyme YouTube channel is only getting worse. Now, audience, as of recently, it seems like I can't get Momo the cat out of my mouth. Just like how Diddy can't get out of children. You get 16. You get to go.

It really seems like every single video that they upload really gets worse than the previous one. And the reason you're seeing this video today? Well, yeah, he got fucking worse. Let's begin. Ooh, yeah. I caught Santa outside the mall. Yeah, that's definitely mistake number one. If you are seeing Santa Claus outside of a fucking mall, what month is it January?

Yeah, January. I don't think that's Santa Claus. I think that's what of Gideon's future victims. Also, complete side note, ladies and gentlemen, when you're a parent, are you really going to let your child sit on quote-unquote Santa Claus's lap? Sorry if I burst the bubble for anybody, but Santa Claus isn't fucking real. In those little Santa Claus that you see in the mall, yeah. Those are just fucking pedophiles.

I don't care if they're convicted on the sex offender registry or not. If you see a fucking Santa Claus inside the mall, and they are having little five-year-old girls sit on their lap telling them that they want fucking Barbies. I'm sorry, they like kids. Why are you signing up to be fucking Santa Claus? Crazy that an old man is volunteering to let five-year-old girls sit on their lap. Yeah, that's fucking weird.

Listen guys, I swear I did not watch these videos before I downloaded them to react to this video. But I just find it really fucking coincidental that MoMo the Cat is structuring this video as if Santa Claus is a pedophile. I'm telling you guys, I'm not the only one that thinks when you see Santa Claus in a fucking mall that it's actually Santa Claus. When you really strip away the legend of a Santa Claus in the mall, at the end of the day, you got a 60-year-old gooner volunteering, signing up the dress as Santa Claus

so that little girls can sit on his lap in 10. Tell them that they want fucking Barbies for Christmas. Any old man that signs up to be a Santa Claus at the mall, you are actually fucking weird. You should be 500 feet away. You should be a thousand feet away from a fucking preschool. Fake Santa Claus is are fucking weird. Oh God, Momo, that was such a big mistake. That was the biggest fuck-up of your life.

Santa Claus is going to go to their house. He's going to fucking rape him. It's going to be bad. This shit's going to have ditty licking his lips. Oh my God. That's not a sleigh, Mo Mo, that's a Ford Transit. Oh, they're poor Pam Pam! No Rudolph weird!

Wow, Momo, they haven't reappeared, maybe because you gave fucking Epstein Claus their home address. By the time they convict Santa Claus, they're gonna release the files and it's gonna look like fucking this. But when I follow Grandpa to the basement, I couldn't believe... Wait a minute, your grandpa volunteered to be Santa Claus. Listen, Mo Mo Mo, you don't think it's a coincidence that your grandpa with a big Santa Beard? also just so happens to have the children that went fucking missing. Are you really that retarded that you can't put two and two together? Your grandpa was Santa Claus. Santa Claus bum these children.

And he's also profiting off of them in the process. This is so fucked up. I went to go cry in my room but heard loud noises in the shed. I thought they were making me a special toy that I like... Honestly, that is the best phone number that Momo can have on standby. Whenever your grandpa may as well be the lead architect of fucking Epstein, Island, I think that phone number's really gonna come in handy. But hey, what use is the phone number if you don't even know what the fuck it is, Mo Mo. Not even Child Protective Services is gonna be able to save your stupid ass.

You are so doomed, buddy. I have a friend named, Bob. Do you guys get the reference? Yeah, you get the reference. Yeah, I figure. I say she has the best trains, though I never hear too too. Somebody fucking kill me. Bonnie has the best trains, but she never hears too too.

What an absolute abomination of a sense. My God. I should not be watching this shit. I just got back from church like an hour ago. Matter of fact, I've been going to church every day for the last like seven days. Why am I watching nursery rhymes about Bonnie Blue? Lord Jesus Christ, please forgive my sinful ass. I wanted to join the fuck up to play with her covers. I'm gonna be completely honest. What Bonnie Blue does is pretty fucking impressive. It's definitely sickening, like it is actually something that turns your stomach literally and figuratively. But a thousand men in 24 hours, ladies and gentlemen, you gotta admit, that's pretty fucking impressive. Now granted, that shit probably sounds more sticky than stirring around mac and cheese. But regardless how sick it is, I am just impressed that a human being is able to handle that much.

I just realized why the fuck am I complimenting Bonnie Blue? This shit is nasty. Guys, I swear I got back from church like an hour ago. I have got to waddle my fat ass back in the building. Holy shit. Oh, your dad is one freaky ammo fucker. After the 1,000 men that just did the fricitty frack with your fucking friend. Your dad ran in that house faster than any Naruto run.

And this motherfucker wanted to get sloppy seconds and be the 1,000-1 man. What kind of zero-riz beta cuck loser shit is this? Oh, but now there's a doctor here because daddy caught a nasty strain. I guess there are lots of germs when you're the thousand and first one on the train. And you know what? That does make a lot of sense. Audience, the photo I'm about to show you I had to go through so many images on Google that I did not want to fucking see. This is the aftermath of a Bonnie Blue set. In your opinion, do you think that there was probably a lot of fucking germs that was in this room?

Yeah, I think so too. So if I'm gonna claim the accuracy in this Momo the Cat video, yeah, this is pretty fucking accurate. If I was the thousand and first man in this image, if I was this poor fucking soul right here. I would probably get a disease that hasn't even been documented yet. My daddy has some bright balloons. He hides from mommy's son. Wow. Uh, so YouTube, you allow this on your platform now? Audience, I'm not going to tell you what that is on screen because YouTube is probably going to demonetize my video at any second now. But for the sake of this video, that is a balloon. Okay? That's a fucking balloon. I cannot believe that YouTube is allowing

Momo the Cat to feature these balloons in this video. I think we all know by now that Momo the cat's YouTube channel audience is, uh, you know, mainly children. Why are we putting this in the video? Like seriously, this is so unbelievably bad. Momo's household is probably one of the most fucked up households in all of the planet. Grandpa's a pedophile, your brother's a gooner, your dad is a cheater. Hint your mom is probably one of the most pissed off people of all time. The only reason Momo hasn't gone fucking insane by now is because of how retarded he is. If he was conscious and he was actually aware of what was really going on, I would not want to be alive.

Fuck, that is crazy. Momo just called out his dad for having a small dick. Aw. Even the nanny doesn't look fucking impressed. I'll be real audience. You can insult a man for just about anything and we probably wouldn't care. But the one thing that a man is always self-conscious about is whether or not his weenie is going to be 12 feet long. If you are roasting a man and you bring up his manhood being small,

You instantly win the roast battle. The only thing worse than being a short man is to have a short peepee. And thank God I'm a 6'2 man with a size 13 foot. I'm good to go. Very unfortunate circumstances for Momo's dad, however. If I was Momo's dad, I would probably be freaking out too. Not only are you risking having a fucking baby, but a Plan B? You know how much those Plan B costs?

50 Buceroos for a Plan B, ladies and gentlemen. That is one expensive fuck up. I pray that none of you guys will ever have this situation find you. With the finances that people have nowadays, you have to go into debt for a plan B. Some of y'all motherfuckers have to whip out the clarno for this shit. See, guys, what did I tell you? I told you guys that Mommy was going to be pissed off.

I don't think I've ever seen a Momo the Cat video where Mommy doesn't want to beat the shit out of somebody. Also, you really just have to appreciate the whore that's standing right here with the plan B. She didn't even look like. enjoyed the shit. I mean, shit, if I was that girl and I was getting the experience of a fucking garden pee, I would probably be pissed off too. I'm not gonna lie. Wow, uh, I think I'm gonna save this video for another time. Audience, like the video if you would like to see more Momo the Cat.

With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.