Ryth - MrBeast Made A Serious Mistake.

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

MrBeast Made A Serious Mistake.MrBeast. The Biggest YouTuber across all platforms has gotten into yet another huge controversy involving his new business with Logan Paul and KSI called "Lunchly." A to go lunch brand with the intention of taking down the brand Lunchables. This Lunchly brand that MrBeast, Logan Paul, and KSI made completely failed. Here's how.

Mr. Beast, KSI, and Logan Paul, life has been a fucking movie for them lately. And it is all thanks to their brand new product they just dropped called Lunchly. What do you think of this? And in case you're wondering if this product was a success? Uh, fuck no. All right, people, what's up? I think that Mr. Beast has a serious problem. Lunchables, we all know it and most of us hate it.

Lunchables has been a favorite amongst little ass kids when they go. go to lunch and they have absolutely nothing in the fridge to eat. So their obese fucking parents send them to school eating some fucking nachos and salsa, which mind you has countless ingredients and is very unhealthy. Mr. Beast, on the other hand, had the grand idea to work with KSI and Logan Paul to create something magical, brand new, and most of all healthy. Which, by the way, it's not that fucking healthy. Recently, Mr. Beast, Logan Paul, and KSI announced that they're going to be driving.

their brand new product called Lunchley, which is supposed to be a direct competitor to luncheables and to basically shut down all their operations. And this was how their product launch went. Familiar with this product. Oh my gosh. Wow. Yeah.

So if you look closely, this product has a candy. Mm. An entree. Mm. And a drink. Wait, wait. Dude, the video quality is so fucking bad. Like, why did they do this on a live stream on Instagram?

Instagram. Bro, my PlayStation 2 has better graphics than this Instagram live stream. Also, not even to mention the quality of the live stream itself. What is this acting in the video? This is such a last minute and improv live stream. You can tell they put no thought into it. Usually if you intend to launch a very successful brand, you don't start it off with an improv live stream on Instagram Reels or whatever the fuck you did. This is not how you launch a product at all. Now, I never open a, into business, ladies and gentlemen, but this is not how you fucking do it. They call them some... I don't want to... Chocolate? A drink? A drink. And an entree.

Okay. Perhaps you guys are piecing this together, but this is luncheble. Yes, we fucking get it. You have feastables and you have Prime. Dude, they already know how young their audience actually is. They actually have to spell it out for them word for word. That is so damn sad. Something, you know, we grew up eating.

It's a thing. It's a thing, but it's been around forever. Yeah, we don't have to. No, we don't got it. Brizzler. Bro, what are they even saying in the video? Did you guys really think that doing an Instagram live stream was the best idea you could do? This live stream is so low quality and so compressed that the audio is deteriorating in real time. All I hear is, yeah, lunchebles is a thing.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Like, what the fuck are you saying? What's your thoughts on it? Audience, do you know who the fuck that is? They literally brought the Rizzler on their Instagram live stream to promote luncheley. Obviously they decided to get the Rizzler in the video because it was a younger kid. So of course that is going to resonate with the younger audience that is Mr. B, Logan Paul, and KSI. Because after all they're trying to target kids for this sh** product.

It's just so obvious that they're trying to sell this shit out to kids. This live stream is so close to becoming brain rot It's already bad the kids are gonna be saying the sentence Sorry ladies, I have to wash down my feastables with my prime Like really motherfucker and now we got this shit co-signed by the fucking Rizzler This is the worst product launch I've ever seen in my life Also not even the product launch was the worst part check out the fucking commercial They did lunch kits get lit bro who approved for this sentence to be on the screen

Lits ladies and gentlemen we are using the lit word in 2024 audience this is such a way to get hip with the kids when creators collide lunch kids get lit shut the fuck up Herky stack up 30010 calories 230 calories is that it bro the USDA standard for a kid's lunch should be around like 600 something calories. So that means the average kid needs to have almost three portions of that fucking luncheally to achieve the USDA standard for the proper lunch for a kid, which if you also do the math ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna make you freaking overdose on sodium. So pick your poison audience, do you want to underconsume calories or do you want to overdose on sodium? Your choice. 21 grams of sugar. Only 7 grams of sugar. Again, if you go by the USDA standard of how much

a kid should eat for lunch, you would be consuming the same amount of sugar as luncheables. I still see no difference. You look at this close up, you can already tell which one has better ingredient. Alright, we'll start off with the luncheables. Bro, I'm sorry, that's trash. Holy shit, ladies and gentlemen, Logan Paul is shooting on luncheables in a luncheally ad. Dude, of course you're gonna say lunchebles is shit, it's a part of the ad. Of course you're gonna act like the lunchable tastes like SpongeBob's crusty foot.

All right, now we're trying to luncheful. Come on. We're not biased at all, but ours is way better. That sentence was the embodiment of tell me you're biased without telling me you're biased. I don't know, Logan, we're doing a luncheables and luncheley comparison, where you're trying to promote your new product to a bunch of new people, and your target demographic is a bunch of kids, and you're trying to make a bunch of kids shift from lunchebles to lunche. Of course, you're gonna shit on what they think is better. Because these little kids are gonna get insecure about their fucking luncheastern luncheers. their fucking lunchable and they're gonna be like oh my gosh maybe I do have to wash down my

feasibles with prime and they're gonna buy your dog shit instead anyway since mr. beast Logan Paul and KSI did this launch of luncheley it pissed off uh pretty much everybody and the main person at the front of this battle is Dan TDM yeah like the guy that had the fucking science lab in Minecraft that guy the guy that made my fucking childhood he quote tweeted the The announcement from Mr. Beast, Logan Paul and KSI of lunche release saying, What happened to YouTubers, man? I can't not say anything anymore. This is selling stuff for the sake of making money.

Simple. How does this benefit their fans? This is selling crap to kids who don't know better than to trust the people who are selling it to them. Yeah, so, uh, this got a lot of views and a lot of favorites from everybody on X. This post got so much popularity that Logan Paul and KSI both were responsible. Here's the response video of Logan Paul reacting to KSI reacting to the whole situation and responding to Dan TDM You in labor? No No it's any second now Logan did you actually impregnate that promiscuous ass woman?

Do you know how many dudes she fuck? What happened to you two YouTubers man? I cannot say anything anymore This is selling stuff for the sake of making money To be fair, I do understand why Logan is laughing. It is kind of like, holy shit, you're starting a business because you want to make money? What? This isn't even a drop-the-mic moment on D&TDM.

It's like, yeah, they're starting a business to make money, okay? Face Rug was making some sugary-ass desserts for his audience. Same thing for Ryan, he was also making sugary-ass desserts for kids. Now, what makes it wrong if Logan Paul and KSI does it? It's because everybody fucking hates it. them. Mr. Beast is in drama and his entire fucking empire is under fire right now. Logan Paul likes to scam his fans. As for KSI, honestly, I don't even know what KSI did. But to summarize this product launch, it's behind a bunch of people that are not very liked right now. And that's why it's failing, simple. That's exactly how I interpret it as well. Like, let me put this in the context. Imagine being a motherfucker who's angry. He does look like Smeagel, not gonna lie. I'm just kidding, Dan. You're

We're my childhood. I love you. That we made this. Crackers? Bro. You mad? Who's, we made crackers? This is what you're mad about. It's not that Dan is mad that y'all are making crackers, nachos, and fucking pizza. It's the idea that you're trying to sell processed dog shit to a bunch of kids acting like it's healthy.

And Logan can easily say, well, motherfucker, our shit uses real cheese. Okay, cool. One real ingredient out of everything. And again, if we add up the portion sizes to an actual meal for a kid to eat, You would be hitting almost the same numbers as luncheables. So yes, it is a step in the right direction to make healthier food for kids, but you are falling short of hitting the mark, if that makes sense. It's a turkey, real cheese and crackers stack.

And by the way, it's great. I mean, yes, we made nachos as well with queso, but I think if you're getting mad about nachos, that's a you problem. Oh, and the pizza. It's literally called the pizza. But same thing, like, you're mad about pizza? No, it's because you're trying to glorify it, like it's the second coming of Jesus Christ.

For example, take a look at your website, like, what the fuck is this fun fact chart? Lunchly, big jesters in the leading brand Lunchables mid-moments. Bro, what the fuck are the big jesters about your food? You made a rip-off of the pizza, the nachos, and the fucking ham sandwich. You're not doing no big gestures, motherfucker. Like, 500,000 favorites because we made pizza, crackers, and nachos? Where was the same energy when Ryan Trajan really? Sweet. Whereas the same energy went phase rug. Really sweet. Hey, that is true. I don't remember anyone

having a problem with Ryan or Rug when they released their candy. Just funny how that works. It is kind of funny. But hey, you're a piece of shit. You took money from your fans. So, uh, I'm not seeing people going crazy towards them on Twitter. You know why? It's because people just hate us. That's it. People just hate us. And I've come to realize now in my adult life, that hate hate really is just a feeling of one's own inadequacy. You're dissatisfied with your life. You're unhappy, you're angry because your wife left you. Or your pregnant wife is promiscuous with every fucking dude on the street.

You suck. You might as well go hate on a cracker stack. When it comes to Twitter, Twitter is just a cesspool of the most depressed people on this app. Hey, that is so true. Twitter sucks. I'm not kidding. Probably one of the worst places to be. I agree.

I reactivated my Twitter just so that I can screenshot your boyfriend having a meltdown. 5% of the Reddit is just sucking my d'I and 95% calling JJ. calling JJ a corporate sellout. This confuses me. I remember a time when like success and dreams used to be celebrated. And now it's like, and this was my response to Dan TDM, we've spent our whole lives creating content and now we want to build businesses.

Seems like a natural arc for any young, ambitious adult. And without even trying the meal, just seeing a headline, it is met with hate, resistance, disgust. You don't know anything about this product and the people that think they know about it still don't know about it. I went to walk with community notes the other day. X's regulatory body of truth. But they lie.

The whole system is littered with lies. Because community notes is just, uh, it's exactly that. It's a community of contributors contributing what their point of view is, not the truth. Their point of view. And if their point of view gets enough votes, it gets marked on the tweet. But that's crazy to me because if you're a polarizing person like me, because the contributors, by the way, who are not my fans, these are people who sit online all day. They don't go outside.

They don't smell the grass. Sit at the computer all day. They'll come up with something that fits their narrative or might make your tweet look bad so other people can ratio you and oh my god bro okay so to put a little bit more of what this man is saying into english logan paul is getting mad at absolutely everybody because they shitted on his new product and then proceeds to agree with kSI that yeah twitter people are such fucking losers they're always inside all day talking shit meanwhile dan tdm only made this one tweet and hasn't said anything else about this situation and jj's having a fucking meltdown but logan is

agreeing with KSI. Yeah, they're fucking losers. All they do is talk shit. Yeah, okay, Logan. I got ratioed so hard by so many people. People were making like a thing out of it. I think I saw like four tweets from like small accounts that were like, I want a ratio Logan Paul. Can you guys help me? 123,000 favorites. I favorited it too to be honest. Because that's hilarious. Like these people will go through life and that'll be the greatest accomplishment. And if I can help with that, I'm so happy to. Thank you, Logan. You're such a saint. I'll have a cheers to that with three fucking pizza. a lunch lease. Well over 1200 milligrams of sodium, by the way. Yeah, community notes, lies. I had a sports MD doctor on one of my tweets. Lai.

Why lie for? But I'm like, bro, it's not sodium. It's the 400 milligrams of electrolytes that we mentioned in the drink. And I had to correct them. I was like, bro, you're a sports medicine doctor. You, how can't read? I'm in love with a spousy-dice. Okay, but you also have to consider sodium with the potassium inside of your drink. I hate to sound like the fucking nerd emoji here, but it's actually 405 milligrams of a And I know you might be thinking, well, that's such a small number like Rith, why the f f f f-do you care? It's about being transparent and honest. Like if you want to look at the whole profile of the entire nutritional chart, don't you think you want to see everything on paper first? Instead of just a number that is thrown at you, Logan, you have to consider the potassium and the sodium for the proper amount of electrolytes.

If you and your team can't do 400 plus 5, then you all are fucking stupid. Which also makes me wonder what else you guys fucked up? The drink in Lunchley has 400 milligrams of electrolytes. We're not making that up. And then I'll fight with community notes. They're like, no, it doesn't. It has this many is it. And then I corrected them.

And I'm like, actually, the prime in Lunchley is exclusive to Lunchley and has 400 milligrams of electrolytes. And they still just plastered their lie. I can't believe it. This dude refuses to believe that he made a mistake in his mind. Bro, if you have doctor after doctor and nutritionist after nutritionist Telling you this shit is not 400 milligrams of electrolytes.

Maybe it's not 400 milligrams of electrolytes. Logan, do not ever dip your feet in being a nutritionist ever again. You're doing a much better job taking care of your woman that got ranch dressing by a bunch of fucking dudes. It's like there are so many forces working against us to make sure we don't win. Which is why we're going to work that much harder to make sure we do win. And you know what, Logan? I hope you do. Just make sure your product is actually. healthy. Anyways, audience, lunchually is dog shit. Do not eat it. I'm gonna go fire up the grill and make

some steak later.