Ryth - MrBeast's Lunchly Has Reached A New Low.

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

MrBeast's Lunchly Has Reached A New Low.Lunchly. MrBeast, Ksi, and Logan Paul's latest and greatest business decision has recently become their biggest nightmare across the entirety of TikTok, YouTube..., and X. The three in Lunchly have been in loads of controversy surrounding their new Lunchables competitor, but today, mold was discovered in multiple Lunchly boxes, not a good look for KSI, Logan Paul, and MrBeast.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wait, so it's just prime and feastables? You know, lunchebles? Yes, Logan. That is exactly what it is. Oh, luncheally is not just luncheble. What the fuck do you think it is? Well, motherfucker, our shit uses real cheese. Yeah, okay, well, explain this.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Logan, you see that your real cheese is molding two months before expiring. Oh, man, we have a lot to go over today. All right, people, what's up? The Mr. Beast luncheely situation, Just keeps getting worse. Now, audience, I previously made a video going over the controversy of luncheley, where the partnership of KSI, Logan Paul, and Mr. Beast, they came together to make probably the biggest biohazard of all time.
Starting point is 00:00:49 And they called it a direct competitor to luncheables. I like my cheese drippy, bro. Which up. That did not go over well. Logan Paul was making tweets and post on YouTube about defending his luncheally. Especially if, and this is what we're forgetting, It's better than lunchable. It's better than lunchable.
Starting point is 00:01:08 In return, he got completely shipped on from the community. Mr. B's making probably the worst commercials of all-time promoting Lunchley. From screen to ring to Pound. In return, he got shoo-on by the community. KSI got into a controversy with Dan TDM defending Lunchley. After hundreds of tweets in multiple, multiple videos, and single-handedly dropping the worst single in all of music history, 40-something movie summer, so I've been told.
Starting point is 00:01:43 He, alongside Luncherly, got shit on by the community. So roughly, after a few weeks of Luncherly being a thing for the public, it's pretty much safe to say that Luncheon is now in the toilet. And what exactly I mean by In The Toilet is Moldy Cheese inside of the Lunchley box. Recently, a rather familiar YouTuber that you may or may not know by the name of Rosanna Pansino, the same girl that had a controversy with Mr. B. in the past about the hide-and-seek YouTuber challenge, where she got pissed off in Mr. Beast
Starting point is 00:02:15 for manipulating the editing in that video, making her look like she came in fifth place in the video and not third place, which is, well, what actually happened. And after texting Mr. Beast about the issue, Mr. Beast never actually responded with a solution. But anyways, long after this controversy was made, Rosanna made a brand new video roughly a day ago.
Starting point is 00:02:37 I tried lunch-ly, It was moldy Bro, out of all people to get in possession of a moldy lunche, you get it to this woman. Oh, how unlucky Mr. Bees can be. Holy shit. This is molded. That's mold.
Starting point is 00:02:53 This is not safe. Talk about a fucking intro to a YouTube video. Holy shit. Mr. Bees, KSI, and Logan Paul have been promoting this shitty product out the ass. Him this woman just two seconds into her video just completely squand, all that promotion. Moldy cheese, three seconds in the video. I'm convinced this shit is a biohazard.
Starting point is 00:03:16 But hey man, I like my mold drapy bruh. If my children are eating luncheally, I would actually pass that as a suicide attempt. Hey guys, it's real. Welcome back to my channel. Today we're going to be comparing luncheley and luncheables. Why the fuck are you looking at me like that? She looking like fucking Mo-mo and shit. Quit looking at me. And those of you who don't know, luncheley is a super original product. that has never been seen before. You know what, Rosanna Pansino, I agree. Three of the most respected YouTube Titans are coming together to save the children's health.
Starting point is 00:03:53 First, we have up, Logan Paul. My only pushback would be, well, I think some people think I'm cooler than I actually am. Yeah, guys, he's so cool that he just sends lawsuits over to Coffee Zilla for no reason. Second up, we got KSI, most known for his hit single Thick of it. To the ring to the three, too much sleep
Starting point is 00:04:14 Why so madame. And lastly, ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy. Today, I just bought my most terminally ill fan his replacement heart. The guy that totally doesn't have an ongoing gambling addiction And loves promoting gambling to children While also promoting a fuck ton of scams. Yesterday, I realized I'm 18 years old, Which means I can buy scratch off tickets.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Let's just scratch them off and hopefully I don't get addicted. Sorry, Mom. I spent $30,000 on lottery tickets. I spent $50,000 on scratch-off tickets. Here's $100,000 worth of scratch-off tickets. I spent $1 million on scratch-off tickets. No joke, I bought so many that they literally had to deliver them in a dump truck. Here's how it works.
Starting point is 00:04:59 You take your ticket. You scan it. And boom, this $50 ticket won $200. So far, we're up $150 with one ticket. Oh yeah, baby. This product review is about to go crazy. Brilliant minds of YouTube came together to create Lunchley. Who really care about people and their nutrition and their kids came together to make this epic product.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Oh, I'm so sorry. I think it threw up a little bit saying that. None of them are foodies, nor do they give a shit. I'm surprised that nobody has actually talked about this yet. Three YouTubers that never came from a food background, their entire YouTube channels are built upon things that are not food. come together to make a food product. I sincerely hope that people realize that these people are just three dudes trusting a bunch of nutritionists on what exactly is healthy to put in their products.
Starting point is 00:05:52 These three gentlemen audience, they're not actually reading the fucking textbooks on what to put in their food. They're businessmen at the end of the day. They don't got fucking time for this shit. They really don't care. Now, I don't know who's out there that's actually buying and enjoying lunch really at the same time, but if you are, stop.
Starting point is 00:06:10 You seriously have no idea what you're eating, and quite frankly, neither do they. Instead of eating a bunch of processed shit, ladies and gentlemen, stick to eating whole foods. I think that'll get you much further than luncheables or luncheally. Wait, so it's just prime and feastables?
Starting point is 00:06:26 You know, luncheables? I got some plates here. First thing first, let's just open them up, put them on a plate, see what they look like. I also have a panel of esteemed non-biased judges that will be doing a tamas.
Starting point is 00:06:39 test so stay tuned for that. Yeah so the unbiased guest that she's talking about is dog pack 404 and Jake Weddle. Yeah, two very unbiased guests here. I think how we do the first is the these are molded. Okay, so these ones are supposed to be good until December and we just got them from the store. It says used by December 8th, 24. And today's date is October 16th. So these are supposed to be good for like another two months. This is molded. That's mold. E. Mr. Beast, what the fuck is that? What the fuck is that Logan? KSI, look at this shit. That doesn't even look like cheese. It looks like Mega Mines expired nuts. Audience, if any of you are buying luncheely after this video, you are fucking sick.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Now, I wasn't gonna buy Lunchley beforehand, but after seeing this, I'm definitely not buying it now. This is not safe. Especially like kids that are so young, they may not know what mold looks like, so they might just eat it. I saw a picture circulating about mold, but I didn't know if it was fake or, you know, I just had heard about it, but this is real
Starting point is 00:07:53 you guys. And there's mold. Why is there mold in the lunch? Oh my God. It's actually disgusting. Oh my God, dude. It's more than just her that has mold in the food. I originally
Starting point is 00:08:06 thought it was just this singular lunchly box, no, it's actually a thing. This is like a genuine problem. If this many people are already having mold in their lunchly box, this shit got to get investigated, bro. This shit is not healthy. Let alone, this shit isn't even safe. Jimmy, you got to recall this shit. What the fuck. It's not vacuum tight. I'm gonna make these pizzas anyways. The other thing is, I didn't find a tear line. Maybe I'm, wait, maybe did I just jump the gun? No, there's no tear line on this, like a little ketchup packet or something. You know, it, At least the camera makes the pizza sauce look okay.
Starting point is 00:08:41 But then again, it's probably the post-processing in the camera when she was editing this video. That's probably the only reason the pizza sauce actually looks somewhat appetizing. But yeah, that cheese, that shit should go in the fucking trash can immediately. Maybe they should just start with the basics of not serving moldy food to people. Oh, let's put the feastables right by all the mold, because this is the partnership that dreams are made of. I like my cheese moldy, bro. I already made that joke. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:09:10 I'm just kidding, Rosanna. Keep talking your shit, queen. It's so... It's so much mold. This is terrible. What the fuck, dude? Look at all the fucking blue cheese, bro. Dude, I sincerely hope that she doesn't actually eat this shit on camera.
Starting point is 00:09:29 If she does eat the cheese in this video audience, can you please give me updates on whether or not she's alive over the next few weeks? I am genuinely getting concerned right now. Oh my gosh. We put a lot of effort into this. Shut the fuck up. You can cover the mold with the pepperoni. So here is the pizza lunche.
Starting point is 00:09:47 And now we're going to put together the pizza lunchable. I'm going to wash my hands. Just in case. Oh my gosh. This is wild. She's probably sipping that tea right now thinking, holy shit. I'm about to get so much money for this video.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I'm about to make like every fucking news headline after this shit is dropping. Holy hell. And yeah, that's exactly what happened. W. Rosanna, she's getting fucking paid tonight. It has a clear top so you can see inside of it and you can shake it around and I'm not seeing any mold and you can also see on the bottom
Starting point is 00:10:20 that there is no mold. This is exactly the same. Prime and Feasibles in a luncheables? Yes, Logan, I'll say it again. That is exactly what it is. I wouldn't be surprised if you literally took the entree from a lunchable packaged it inside of your
Starting point is 00:10:36 dog shit and put prime and feastables in the package. Would not be surprised in the slightest. All right. So those are the pizzas. Looks wise, here are the two pizzas from lunchebles and luncheley. Lunchly is covered in mold. I'm going to ask you guys, which one would you rather eat? Which one would you give your kid? Well, if I really had to answer that question, I wouldn't give them fucking neither. Although if you did hold a pistol up to my forehead and said, yeah, your kid either has to eat this or that. I think, ladies and gentlemen, we would all choose the lunchable. And if any of you choose luncheally,
Starting point is 00:11:11 you're honestly just trying to abort your kid after they've been born. Both are a highly processed food snack, and one is extremely moldy, so I'll leave it up to you. All right, let's open the nachos. Okay, that's cool, but I just want to see Dogpack and Jake Weddle spit their dog shit out. So we've got... Is that mushrooms on that? What is it? I mean, I might want to eat those.
Starting point is 00:11:31 The first one I opened had moldy cheese in it. But the second one didn't. So do you guys feel comfortable trying the second one? Uh, yeah. You could tell by looking at their faces that they don't actually want to eat either one of them. Dogpack is just staring at the fucking pizza so scared. He's probably thinking he's going to die tonight. And honestly, I don't blame them.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Right, so you guys want to start with nachos or pizza? Uh, neither. Exactly my fucking point. They're both so confused looking at which food to eat. I've never seen this much hesitation on two people's face on what to eat. And it's not even about what's more appetizing. It's more of what the fuck is not going to kill me. This man's probably more scared because he was already almost killed by Mr. Beast once.
Starting point is 00:12:18 He's now trying to eat that pizza so that Jimmy could finish the job. Let's do nachos. All right, over here we have lunchly nachos. I'm even going to try it. I'll try it too. Ting. Okay. Just whatever.
Starting point is 00:12:32 There's like an after taste that's like you know like after you throw it up and it's like a couple minutes later You have like that it's not that bad okay you're biased all right no me you're not a trustworthy I got paid money you didn't okay I'm the least biased one here You cried and all you had to go through is torture all right I am actually convinced these motherfuckers are all dysfunctional they just ate one singular nacho and they just went apes on each other maybe the luncheally does have some weird inside of it that makes you go insane i got paid 50 000 That was good, actually. All right, shit, I got to try the salsa.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Okay. Well, this is very thick. Dang. Pink. No, it's too late. It's too late. It tastes tomato pasty. Yeah, that tastes like an ingredient.
Starting point is 00:13:14 That's not finished. You know? I'll say that the cheese dip was much better than the tomato paste. Yeah, so basically they thought it was dog shit. Anyways, audience, leave a like on the video, and I'll make another video about luncheoning the future. I guarantee this isn't the end of this fucking controversy. Anyways, I'll catch y'all.
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