Ryth - My Experience With Topper Guild.

Episode Date: July 21, 2024

My Experience With Topper Guild.Topper Guild, the cringiest TikTok and YouTube shorts creator ever. Topper Guild the TikTok star that turned YouTuber, collabed with Ryth and Veshremy, Topper Guild's biggest haters. Today Ryth reacts to his least favorite Topper Guild video with Ryth and Veshremy.

Mesh! Mesh! You guys, please. Why the f f f f-do I look like the Tenoware Corner? Dude, you're making an entire mess. Clean this up, my-l-W-I-W-I-W. I do not miss recording this shit. Alright, people, what's up?

Today, I share with you my experience with Topper Guild. Around three months ago, I recorded four videos with Topper Guild. So today, let's check out my least favorite collab video with Topper Guild. Vesh Remy and Rith teach me how to roast. First off, I don't know what the f' the thumbnail is, that I go transracial or some shit. Can me and Vesh turn into like a fucking centaur? Centaur.

Smash, right, you guys, please, I'm sick of tired of being made fun of on the internet.

Can you guys please teach me how to roast? For context, we recorded this video so late at night. During the entire recording of this video,

I wanted to go to bed so bad because just before that video re-recorded this video here. So, uh,

to say the least, I was so tired. And seeing this motherfucker run up to me and speaking like that at that volume and so fast,

to say that I wasn't pissed off is the furthest from the truth. You come from? You guys always get so much positive Timothy and I get so much hate. You guys just please teach me your ways. Just slow down for a second.

We'll teach you, but not for free. What do we get it out of this? I'll tag you guys. Yeah, uh, Topper Guild tagging me in a YouTube video doesn't do shit. Listen, audience, this guy may have 20 million subscribers. But listen, if you ever collab with this guy, do not expect to gain more than two subscribers from this guy. When this motherfucker was trying to tell us, he would tag us in a YouTube video, I was like, dude, I don't want a fucking graveyard to subscribe to me. Oh, you tag me all the time.

I gained, like, no subscribers from me. That is so facts. Okay, fine, I'll pay you guys like 100 bucks. I want my bum with 100 bucks. 200 bucks each. That's the same thing. I can't pay my bills with that. Okay, fine.

$10,000 each? I guess. You guys just teach me how to road? That's all I want. Okay, but that's it. You guys will do it? Yes. Yeah, so the money was fake.

I mean, seriously, did you really expect Topper Gill to give us $10,000 each? And also, let's not forget that this guy was walking around with $20,000 cash. If that money was real, this motherfucker would get shot in L.A. If a random homeless guy seen Topper Guild on the side of the road, of course the guy's going to kill him. He has $20,000. But anyways, yeah, the money was fake. Go figure.

You guys, thank you so much for a group. Chill out, bro. What do you mean? Chill out. Well, thank you guys so much for a relationship. All right. Walk off. What is that?

It's my notebook. I want to take notes. What are these folders for? Put these away. What do you do? Take notes. You only need one, bro. Dude, you're making an entire mess.

Clean this up. Yeah, by the end of us recording this YouTube video. To save the class, wasn't completely screwed up is a complete understatement. By the end of this video, I have never seen so much scattered across the floor. It was absolutely absurd. If you thought Topper Guild and the food videos were fucking disgusting, you haven't seen shit. This classroom was f*** up.

Welcome to Roasting 101. With me, obviously, I'm here. And with Red, the best person that ever walked the face of the planet. This is very true, by the way. One, best person. Yeah, you make sure to write that down 20 times. That's the only good thing Topper Guild did this in entire video.

I ironically don't know if Topper knows how to spell shit. Anytime we had to write something for our videos, this man literally had a fucking assistant write all the shit for him. Like, Topper, can you not spell shit whatsoever? Topper, you're the only person in here. You don't have to raise your hand. What is the drift? Who the fuck edited this video?

Stop doing that shit. Let's on. I just look like you now. That's the point. I'm dripping like a faucet right now. So I can mark off drip. Step one, we're good. Next lesson.

Stop the cringe. That stop. See, audience, look at me. I know how to properly spell shit. If you can easily read the word cringe, type cringe in the comment section. I didn't even say cringe. Chopper, shut the fuck up.

Yes, it did. This is the cringe. Look. Yeah, this is one of my videos. Yeah. I didn't even ask for this. I don't even like these. Dude, this is over 2 million lights.

They're laughing at me not with you. Well, how do I stop this? Just like that. And then we kiss. Whoa, whoa. Is we're fucking gay? I'm just kidding, audience. We didn't fucking kiss.

The only thing that happened in this. sequence was he smelled my fucking onion breath. Alright, time for your next lesson. Stop copying. What are you doing? Dude, stop copying. But the answers were right here. You need to come up with their original stuff.

You got nothing to say? Can I take off the drips now? Fuck off, no you can. Stop put in Goupal. Now we're gonna go over everything that we've taught you, okay? As you can see, this handwriting is too good for Topper. I'm telling you, Topper has an assistant to write all this shit because he doesn't know how to fucking spell.

fucking spell how goofy does that sound to you oh this is gonna be easy we'll see about that holy shit I got a good jaw line yes Topper your pp is small done all right let's see what you're made of question one what should you wear right pink right is that like what you're supposed to wear it's drip but I'm so wearing the draft yeah but you highlighted the wrong how do you still get the wrong answer when you're wearing the answer because I thought you were supposed to wear something bright for like a good YouTube thumbnail okay I'll be honest Topper does have a good fucking point. Bro, when he said that, I had such a nervous smile on my face. I was like,

damn, he fucking got me right there. Topper's right, though. If you want to have a good thumbnail, you gotta wear something bright as fuck. I only think about the content, bro. You need to think about being cool. Question two, identify the cringe. Roasting people. Right, you guys are like the two cringiest guys on YouTube. Isn't that cringe? Do I even need to say anything? Look at me in Vesch's face. We're like, what the fuck are you talking about bitch? Aren't you guys the cringiest? Shut. the fuck up topper.

What? That's far from the truth. You're the gringest, bro. You're so cringe. Question three, how to make videos? Okay, I definitely got this one right. This was like the easiest one. Copying Brett Rivera,

copying Ben Azelart, and copying Mr. Beast? Okay, genuine question. How the hell does Topper Guild copy Mr. Beast? Maybe I'm just stupid, but does Topper not have the budget for any of this shit? You realize, Topper, that Mr. Beast is like

Mr. Friken Monopoly. That man could buy your life if he wanted to. So, as far as I'm concerned, Topper you can't do shit like Mr. Bees. Bro, my mom loves Mr. Bees. Why do you copy him? Because your mom loves him. That was so fucking unfunny. Well, you failed this test, bro.

Are you serious? Wait, what are you doing? We gotta do a different approach. Okay, guys, I'm taking off the drip. It is way too hot here. Why do you have a pit stains? It's because I get nervous. I'm a bad test taker.

That is nice. You're disgusting. Those pit stains were real, by the way. If you guys thought that Topper's spelling was bad, oh my God, his high Gene. Did this motherfucker not even put on deodorant in the morning? Because I sh-shed you not. Those pit stains are actually

real. We didn't have a water bottle on standby to wet his under shirt or anything like that. That fucking puddle in his shirt is real. Since you're a lost cause and you failed your test, we're going to stop the problem at his source. Your content. Okay, so what do you want to do? Let's watch it and we're going to roast you live. How was I going

to help me? No, mom's never going to know because I'm picking him up right now. Well, mom's telling me. This is funny. No one fucking isn't. You're laughing at your own That's how you know it. Oh, he's not funny. Why are you wearing a bright pink robe? Why you own that?

Yeah, Topper, you owning that robe is gay as fuck. I never thought a single man on this planet would own a robe like that. But it was only when I met Topper Guild that anything is possible in pretty much the worst way imaginable. I don't know, I just thought it was dripped. Drip, bro, that's the exact opposite of drip. That is the furthest thing from Drift. Okay, alright, let's just keep on 20 bucks? No, wait.

Yo, this is so relatable. Topper, shut the fuck up. Bro, why are you even made? you even making that face you look like mirror mirror on the fucking wall it looks creepy as all right next video then trash trash trash garbage yellow before yellow has a ton of flavor i've had yellow before it has absolutely why are we wearing a powerful girl's sweater yeah dog you should be wearing that i literally paid you guys and now you guys are probably gonna make content out of this yeah exactly congratulations topper you're so fckett perceptive all right come on new video

wait wait wait you're wearing drift here this one yes i'm gonna take this notebook into a fancy restaurant You're looking sexy in that, dude. Holy crap. So I just have to be more like that? Supercar and then just kind of like tight-fitted, like dress shirt. Yeah. And then once you have both of those things, you'll also get girls, dude. Really?

Yeah, Topper, I fucking lie to your face. I don't think it matters what the fuck you're wearing, dude. You gotta fix that hair. It looks like a bird's nest. And I've seen birds' nest look better than your fucking hair. You got this, Topper. Remember, dripped, cringe, and coffee. Showtime.

What are those? All right, I'm gonna go kill myself. Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Everybody subscribe so I can pass Topper Guild and subs.