Ryth - OnlyFans Girl Meets Her Biggest Gooner.

Episode Date: November 15, 2025

OnlyFans Girl Meets Her Biggest Gooner. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You like sneakers so much because you like feet? I hope, by the way, that you boys are hungry. Because we have a special surprise. And we also hope you're not lactose intolerate. Jesus Christ. This has got to be one of the most painful videos I've ever watched in my life. Uh, say on. There you go.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Brother, uh, what in the actual fuck are you doing? I feel like I shouldn't be watching this. I feel like this should be on a completely different website. Uh, throw the disclaimer. Alright people, what's up? This only fans girl guesses her top gooner. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is the other channel. In case you're wondering, yes, this is in fact Moist Critical Second Channel,
Starting point is 00:00:45 where he posted a video called Can This Model Find Her Biggest Fan, which I'm sure that you guys have seen the intro, we are in for a fucking trip. Grab your popcorn, this is going to be a long one. Let's begin. Hello and welcome back to the other channel. We're joined by one of the internet's most successful. successful models, Jenna Lynn Miaorie. I just checked out her content.
Starting point is 00:01:05 She's like a three out of ten. I'm sorry, I'm not a fan of Ginger Women. I'm just being honest here. We've flown out her top only fans donor who's hiding amongst four liars. It's going to be our mission to figure out who the top donor is out of this lineup. And I think it's going to be quite a cutthroat competition. We have a special prize if he fools us. Listen, critical, I'll let you continue speaking in just a second, but I already know who it is.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Notice how all four of these guys are just so comfortably sitting together. and then there's this fucking guy. I don't know, man, it's the neck beard, the fucking shoes, the over, just everything. Why are you so far away from the rest of the other guys? If you are this girl's top donator, I imagine you have got to be some groundbreaking gooner. And not only that, I also expect you to be extremely fucking awkward. The distance you are from the rest of these other guys and your body language says it all. I got my eye on you, number 28.
Starting point is 00:01:58 But I don't think he will. Nothing gets by me. I'm a rock. fucking animal. You're also like 4'4'10. I know, I know critical's a cool guy. I'm sorry for making fun of him. I'm sorry that if my 6'2 ass stares directly forward from my height, he'll look like this. Not my problem. Gentlemen, welcome to the Thunderdome. Great to have you here. This is already going better than I expected. I thought it could be dangerous. Here, I thought this be like chumming the water and a shark like lunging over the table like five nights at Freddy's jump scare. That's why
Starting point is 00:02:25 I'm here. Way to be on your best behavior. You're doing a great job. I'd like each of you to kind of like step lot one by one. So two, you come up first. Let me go look at you. Give me a little spin. You excited? Oh, yeah. Are you excited because you're in front of your queen, perhaps? There's no fucking way that it's number two, bro. I mean, look at this fucking guy. He looks like he dresses pretty well. He actually upkeeps with himself. And he also looks like he could probably beat my ass. However, if this guy is the gooner, I'm sure that I would not be the only thing that he beats. No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:03:01 This guy has got his acting skills on point. I still don't think it's number two, though. If it is, I'm fucking fooled. You know, I say all these things, but at the same time, it is this lady's top donator. Chances are the gooner has a lot of money. So who knows? Maybe the gooner knows how to upkeep himself and he really likes to hide his true identity.
Starting point is 00:03:20 I seriously don't think it's number two or this guy. I really don't. I'm telling you, bro, number 28 is suss as fuck. All right. 11. Oh, I guess I'll do the spin then. Hey, tough guy. How does this make you feel?
Starting point is 00:03:35 I'm sorry, Mr. Charles White, the lead actor of Mocking Jay Part 1. What the fuck is that drawing? I think you got a little bit too detailed about certain parts of her body, but go off, bro. If you keep drawing shit like that, I'm going to start thinking that you're the top donor. Maybe it's one gooner hiding amongst five liars. A little shy. I'm nervous. Are you tidier and ask?
Starting point is 00:03:58 I feel like it gives away too much. It's round one. You know, let's relax. I feel like his acting is a little bit too forced. Number 11 has an idea of how a gooner acts. And yes, that is how gooners do act. But I think he's pushing the act a little bit too much. I feel like as if he's trying to get to the last spot without getting noticed.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Instead of, you know, just being himself. Which I feel like the actual gooner is not going to want to identify himself too soon. I don't know. I just feel like this guy is flung. wanting his attitude a little bit too much in this video. That'll be all. Step back. Whoa, dominant.
Starting point is 00:04:35 I guarantee even the liars in that video just soiled their fucking pants. All right, one. He's dying to do the spin. Give me a little spin. Oh. Oh, wow, number one is making her blush. Maybe we won't find out who the gooner is, ladies and gentlemen. Maybe we'll just be planning a fucking wedding by the end of this video.
Starting point is 00:04:57 By the way, I see this show. shoes that he's wearing. Those are not very cheap, ladies and gentlemen. This guy is pretty high up on the radar for me. He's probably right next to 28. They're coming in with confidence. Please don't make any comments about my backside. I've been told I need to do squats. Interesting observation on the different colored laces. What's the deal with that? These are Nike Chicago Splits, dunk, lows. Oh, you're a sneaker head. Those are not cheap. He's a sneaker guy. Do you like sneakers so much because you like feet? Ah, that's a very good. observation. You know, audience, I'm actually a big sneakerhead myself. I have around 40 fucking
Starting point is 00:05:34 pairs. Currently, I am wearing Balenciaga triple S's. By the way, just to clear the allegations while I can, that does not mean I'm into fucking feet. Just wanted to clear that up. What about the foot? But there's just so much to adore. So like if you're, imagine my hands a foot for a second here. These are the toes, obviously. I'd really rather not. Your hand makes it easy It's the arch It's the soul's the arch Wow
Starting point is 00:06:02 Alright foot fetish Please step back You know now that I think about it Who the fuck would want to get hired For this video I mean then again It would be pretty funny Because you do get to be
Starting point is 00:06:11 Kind of performative for this video Actually who the fuck am I kidding I would sign up to be one of the liars Talking about fucking foot arches and shit That's right up my alley 28 So you like cosplay I'm sorry why the fuck is this guy
Starting point is 00:06:26 walking like he has a mount of shit in his ass. Like, can we just loop back and forth this guy walking forward and backward? Like, what the fuck is this guy doing? You know those birds that when they walk, they're jutting their fucking heads forward and backward? They're walking better than this guy. I'm sorry, it's number 28. He's the gooner.
Starting point is 00:06:44 You cannot hide it from me, motherfucker. I do. Yeah. What's your favorite cosplay? Actually, a little bit of everything, honestly. Dude, you look, sound, and act creepy. What the fuck? Fuck. I would not trust you around my fucking niece, bro. Whether you're a liar or not,
Starting point is 00:07:01 I really fucking wouldn't, buddy. You just give me the fucking hebi-jeebies looking at you. What's your favorite cosplay that I've done? That's a hard-hitting question. That's a bleeding question. Kind of everything, honestly. That's a cop-out. Yeah, we can go ahead and say it's a fucking cop-out and all this other bullshit, but trust me, I don't think this guy is picky. If you put a live-breathing female in front of this guy with no CCTV footage monitoring him.
Starting point is 00:07:25 I deeply feel concerned for that woman. It has 100% have to be 28. There's no other fucking option. I told you a little bit of every day. She's hitting hard. He's playing the game well right now.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I love your tattoos, Char. Hey, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Do you have any ink of your own? No, I'm thinking about getting across on my back in the next week or till. Okay, so a tattoo lover. I like this approach of sucking up to Charlie. After getting grilled. And I love your coat too, man.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Oh, thank you. I was like, don't you model, man? I think I've seen you on Calvin Klein. Oh, my goodness. So 28 goes to round two. Yeah, 28's a shoe-in for round two. That's kind of what I'm thinking. Yeah, uh, this guy's most definitely going to win.
Starting point is 00:08:10 He's sitting here being a sip. He's buttering up to Charlie. It's fucking over, man. Just hurry up and give this guy the gold medal of gooning motherfucker. You know, I'm kind of want to ask them all what their favorite cosplay of mine is. Oh, boy. Yeah, pretty smart question, because at that point, you do need a little bit of knowledge about this lady's content. From the quick 30-second glance, I took it looking at her content.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Honestly, I can't even fucking remember any of them that I looked at. Probably because they were mid as fuck, but go off, Queen. Maybe these liars even have enjoyed your content more than me. I think you did a pretty good camey last year. You are such a fucking troll man. I could tell this guy did his research before he came out and did this video. knows what he's fucking doing. I can see it all over his face. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I like the spider woman. Okay. Uh, but the shy guy, because it was funny, and I have a girlfriend, and that's the most closed answer that I can give right now. So. Hey, how you doing? I think he's lying. I refuse to believe that this fucking guy has a girlfriend. I think he's capping. You are climbing up the ladder for me, mister. Okay, one.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Uh, I think for the meme, it's gotta be the Lusty Argonian man. Okay, alright, that's a no G one. 28? What? Shy guy. Okay. We're not talking about you though, right? Yeah, it's definitely him.
Starting point is 00:09:35 This greasy motherfucker is so obvious, man. He completely looks like the guy that would sell all of his life savings for his queen. I'm gonna skip to the parts where they're jester maxing to try and impress the girl. Let's see who's the most performative. Oh my god. Something's wrong with me. my phone. I'm in the seas and your number's not there. And it's going to stay that way. Creep, oh my God. Oh my God. I already already know your name started with a scene. Yeah, he stalks me.
Starting point is 00:10:03 This is a stalker clearly. Bro, honestly, just shut the fuck up. I thought this video was Rizzing the OnlyFans Girl. Why are you trying to pull Charlie? Wackass motherfucker. That hand, he's got some Riz in him. I see it. Are you a fruit? Because honey do you know how fine you look. Wow, that's going right in the stinkers pile. That pickup line has got to be as stinky as this girl's top donor. That pickup line was so fucking rotten that it competes with the smell of number 28. I hope, by the way, that you boys are hungry. Because we have a special surprise.
Starting point is 00:10:38 And we also hope you're not lactose intolerant. Jesus Christ. Ah, what the fuck did I just hear? I hope you're not lactose intolerant. What the fuck does that mean? Listen, audience, I know the content I saw 10 minutes ago, but I highly doubt it's going to feed a family of three. I'd hope you liked dairy. He turned away from that.
Starting point is 00:11:01 You turned away. It's the girlfriends. Write it down. Write that down. Write that down. Number 11 hates boobs. Uh, buddy, what the fuck do you mean number 11 hates boobs? He turned away.
Starting point is 00:11:13 He's shy. Isn't that like the general response of a gooner when a live breathing female is in front of They can barely even hold eye contact, let alone focus on a pair of tities. Seriously, audience, let me know if I'm cooking or not. A little room for Jesus, I say, say. How do you feel about yogurt? I love yogurt. How much do you like yogurt?
Starting point is 00:11:32 A lot. Oikos? Triple zero. Get on your knees. Ah. Say, ah. There you go. What the fuck is this, man?
Starting point is 00:11:46 I am so sorry, audience. I probably just revealed to my entire. audience that doesn't know what I look like yet that I'm white as fuck. Usually when white people laugh extremely hard, they usually wheeze. So I'm sorry for revealing my race. But holy fucking shit, that has gotta be one of the most humiliating things I have ever seen in my life. To be honest though, whether he's a liar or the top Donator, I guarantee you that he enjoyed what just fucking happened. I'm also willing to bet that if this guy is not the top Donator, the top Donator is looking at what's happening and thinking,
Starting point is 00:12:18 Oh, fuck man, that should have been me. I guarantee motherfucka's fuming, bro. I guarantee that shit. I thought you liked yogurt. Why is all this yogurt love? Is she feeling his heartbeat? One, you're leaving. It's been a pleasure.
Starting point is 00:12:37 It's been a great time. Wait a minute. So you guys are actually thinking number two is the donor? Number two was like the guy that I thought that wasn't the donor at all. He seems like a pretty normal dude. Well, let's find out who it is. Now that we've picked our one, will the real top donor, please step forward. I'm fucking done, man. I can't predict shit.
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