Ryth - Pokimane Is Having A Mid-Life Crisis.

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

Pokimane Is Having A Mid-Life Crisis.

Not an engagement rate for myself. Bro, this has got to be the goofiest shit I've seen all week. Listen, I understand the idea of gifting yourself the occasional treat. But really, Pokeyane, engage to yourself. Guys, is it really just me or does that sound sad as fuck? But you know what's even more sad? The people that are actually giving a fuck about it? What, you're 33 when you have a kid, it's like, is that even possible?

Are you still fertile? You're like looking at her vagina. Listen, if it's so bold of me to ask, why the fuck do you care? Are you still gonna be fertile when you're 33, 34? Who fucking cares? All right, people, what's up? Pokeyman just posted her saddest video on TikTok. Now, audience, not too long ago, I made a video called I genuinely hate Pokeyman,

where I go over a few things that I absolutely despise about this lady. After you watch this video here, I highly recommend you check out my previous video. Anyways, Pocyan recently posted a brand new TikTok under her page that's a little concerning, I'm not going to lie. Got an engagement rate for myself. Yeah, you guys heard that right. She is engaging herself to herself. Anyways, everybody grab your popcorn for this one minute and 13 second straight cinema. With that being said, let's begin.

I bought an engagement rate for myself. That is a very concerning first two seconds of a TikTok. I'm not going to lie. I bought an engagement ring for myself. self-opt. Okay, Queen. You dead ass sound like the summary of every female self-help book. You could have just said you wanted to spoil yourself at the mall, but fucking engaged to yourself. Tell me you're lonely without telling me you're lonely. Okay, but you guys told me to. In the comments my last video, you guys kept talking about a ring. Okay, but seriously, who are these people commenting about Pokey-Main getting a ring? Low-key excited to see a massive ring on your finger. That is fucking hilarious.

Pockemain looked at this video and thought, I'm gonna go to Bulgari and spend $30,000 on an engagement ring for myself. Honestly, I think Pockeman was just looking for a good excuse to write off $30,000 on some nice jewelry. Kind of smart. You were saying, girl, just go get one for yourself. So that's what I did. Oh, brother. Girl, get yourself a ring at this point.

Why the fuck are we waiting on men? Yeah, so the funniest part about comments like this is that these are the women that are wondering why they're single. We don't need a man the fuck Everything is full circle now that Pockeman read a comment like that took a screenshot of it and spent 30 grand at Bulgari Bro, this has got to be the saddest shit I've ever fucking seen Now granted does it really fucking matter that she spent $30,000 at Bulgari on a treat for herself? No At the end of the day this girl has acquired generational wealth. I'm sure that $30,000 doesn't mean shit to her But you cannot be serious you're buying an engagement

engagement ring for yourself. Is this what happens when you're rich and you let TikTok dictate your personality traits? The ring at Bulgrey that I just fell in love with. It felt like way too much to get for myself. I mean, surely they weren't referring to you getting a fucking marriage ring for yourself. I'm pretty sure the few NPC simps that were commenting on your video was referring to you maybe treating yourself to something nice. Not exactly, uh, whatever the fuck this is. Because I completely understand you buying a gift for yourself.

I just bought myself this ice-style watch the other day. There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to treat yourself with the occasional gift. But you cannot ignore the fact that it's so fucking stupid that she's getting engaged to herself. Just say you wanted to treat yourself. My God. Then the more I thought about it, I was like, I hope someday I actually get engaged. The person that you are engaged to the most in your entire lifetime is your damn cell.

Holy shit, ladies and gentlemen. Somebody call William Shakespeare right now. I have a feeling, ladies and gentlemen, that the queen herself, fucking Pokeyman, is about to dethrone the literature king known as William Shakespeare. The most engaged person that you're going to be with in your entire life is yourself. Hashtag I'm 14 and this is fucking deep. This girl is acting like me after I just got done reading one philosophy book. Why shouldn't I get this ring?

My damn self. Okay, we get it. Shut the fuck up. This girl is doing so much yapping about some shitty ass ring. I mean, she's doing what she's got to do to write off this ring on her business expenses for taxes this year. So, this is me proposing to myself? Oh, God, this is so difficult to watch. I cannot believe that I am watching a woman that's about to hit 30 years old.

Unboxing a $30,000 Bulgari ring that she labels as an engagement ring for herself. Guys, can somebody please send me a video where a man is doing this? Because I would love to watch that video too. Because, you know, the whole point of an engagement ring is your significant other buying you one. I don't know, maybe I'm just fucking retarded. This video is just difficult to watch. Damn! Look at the gorgeous diamonds.

Wait a minute, so you're going to tell me you spent $30,000 for that. I'm sorry, Pokemon, but you got fucking scammed, bro. $30,000 for that small piece of shit. Listen, I understand that it's an engagement ring and you're trying to make it look like it has more value than what it actually has. But if that's the ring that you bought yourself as an engagement ring for yourself,

then my God, you must not care about yourself at all. That ring looks like fucking shit. I think the packaging is beautiful, the way that it contrasts. You know when jewelry is so pretty, you want to eat it? Is that just meat? This is such a fucking bimbo moment. You just said you want to eat your fucking jewelry? Yeah, you are the only one that has ever said that on the face of the planet.

And by the way, that ring doesn't look good, it looks like shit. I would return that shit immediately and go buy a GR-806 instead. Definitely a better use of your money, totally a lot more fun. It's so delectable. Wow, that's a really big word for you, Pokeyman. Delectable, ladies and gentlemen, that's word of the day. Will I be with me for the rest of my life? Well, yes, I've no choice, but yes.

Can somebody please just turn off this girl's fucking camera? I cannot believe I am sitting here listening to a 30-year-old prodigy millionaire fucking female streamer that somehow got rich for being, you know, allegedly entertaining, is now sitting here in her fucking kitchen trying to explain to everybody why she needs an engagement ring for herself. This truly is depressing to watch. I'm going to have the opportunity to gift my husband, the sickest. engagement ring for men that there ever was and I cannot wait.

You guys know how much I love gift giving and just that idea makes me so happy. Well, thank God you won't be buying an engagement ring for me. I would most definitely dread wearing an engagement ring from you. If I'm gonna throw my life away, I would much rather it be the polar opposite of you. Anyways, ever since Pokemon posted this video, a lot of people have been making fun of her, just like how I have been here. But there's been a few YouTubers that have been making videos about Pokemon that honestly take the situation way deeper than it should be. The YouTuber Achito was reacting to the whole situation, and he probably gave some of the dumbest opinions I've ever fucking heard. What, you're 33 when you have a kid, it's like, is that even possible?

Are you still fertile? I don't know. Bro, why the fuck is this a discussion at all? Pokemon proceeds to buy herself an engagement ring because she's lonely. And here we have a man discussing about whether or not her pussy is going to be working in a couple years. Bro, like, what the fuck are you talking about? I understand it's Pokeyane. She's very easy to make fun of, but why are we concerning ourselves whether or not her pussy is going to be out of order by then?

What a crazy topic to embark on. You should want kids. You should totally want kids. Like, if your issue is not financial and if it's personal, then you're just retarded. Well, shit, dude, he really really. just stopped Pokemon in her tracks just now. If you don't want kids, you're retarded. Somebody call Socrates, bro, this dude is spitting some philosophical shit.

I have no idea why we're lecturing people about why they want kids when they say that they don't want kids. Because I can name plenty of people that have done pretty great things in their lives, and they did not have kids at all. Now granted, Pokemon isn't nothing like Jesus Christ with the Apostle Paul from the Bible, where they went their whole lives without a wife or any of that shit. But I think it's so stupid to tell somebody that you want kids whenever they want to simply focus on something more important to them. Whether that's being a public figure, whether that's a business or the creative arts. What I'm trying to say here is that not everybody needs to have kids.

But at the end of the day, whether or not Pokemon wants to have kids or not, that's her prerogative. Calling somebody retarded because they don't want kids right now is fucking stupid. And it's even more stupid that you're concerning yourself about whether or not her pussy is working. I still cannot believe that was a real sentence. Like if you don't think there are, if you don't see any purpose in having children, if you think your life is just going to go on like forever fucking building a career, it's like to what end? Wait a minute.

There's no way you're being dead ass. I don't know, dude, maybe creating a business, building the empire, making art, media, or other shit that impacts millions of people. Maybe their purpose of what they're trying to do has a really, big spot in their heart to actually want to go and pursue something. Maybe their lifestyle at the given time isn't compatible with having children. Maybe because she may feel that she's not mature enough to have kids, you would probably agree with me on that one.

I'm not quite sure what you're referring to by to what end. Not everybody's life path has to align with what you believe. Like it literally just, dude, I don't know. And I'll be honest, a lot of people, like, if you're above the age of, I'd say, 25, and you're still saying you don't want kids, then I'll take. you seriously in that position and it's worth criticizing. Okay, dude, but criticizing what? Somebody is 25 years old with a fully developed brain and they made the conscious decision

that they do not want children. Why should a simple decision as that be criticized? It makes no sense. But if you're saying, I don't want kids and you're like 18, 19, 20, 21, like, you know, whatever, under 25, it's like, well, yeah, okay, you're, you're young. Like, you haven't even thought about it. Fair enough. But like, at a certain point, it's just, it's kind of like, literally what is the point? Like just to fuck around forever. Okay, that is definitely the third dumbest thing I've heard today.

What's the point? To go and fuck around forever. I really do not think this guy understands that people have different life paths. Sure, maybe some people want to just fuck around their whole lives and become losers. That's perfectly fine. But believe it or not, there are some people that actually want to dedicate their lives to something that they view is more important. And if Pokemon feels fulfilled by doing her streaming career and making all, this generational money, then who gives a fuck? Why is this a real discussion? It makes no sense.

Are you? Okay, how about this? You know the term pocket watching when you're paying too much attention to what someone else is spending their money on? It's kind of like uterus watching, like pussy watching. Why do you care if there's a baby in my uterus? Shouldn't you like go get a partner and worry about their uterus? I'll be honest, guys, Pokemon is kind of spinning right now. Out of all the things to possibly give a fuck about, especially regarding Pokemon, why are people concerning themselves about whether or not she's too old to have children? You never see anybody criticizing a man in their late 20s buying a bunch of supercars because they don't have children.

So why the fuck are we caring so much about whether or not Pokemon has kids? She said uterus watching. That's like literally so. Like she's trying to make it sound weirder than it is. Just a reminder she's making a joke. And also, to be fair, you are asking about whether or not she's going to be fertile when she's 33, 34 years old. That's also a little bit fucking weird. He's trying to say that if you find the fact that somebody who is approaching 30 years old and is reaching levels where their fertility is in question.

Right. If you're talking about having kids, one of the most important things you can do. To some people, not all people. That it's somehow weird. Like you're, you're like looking at her vagina or something. Are you looking at my pussy? You're talking about my pussy. No, actually, nobody's doing that.

Listen, man, you brought up the discussion, not me. I didn't know that people were talking about Pokemon's uterus until I saw your video. Okay, before we do that. But it's like, yeah, dude, it's like, I feel like 35 years old. And, like, I don't know. If you just don't want to have kids at all, I think that's just so, that's just a vapid life. I really believe that. It's like, what, what the fuck is the point then?

Travel and earn money? That's so boring. Cool. I'm glad you think that way. Who cares? If you want your life to be making a bunch of money than having kids, that's your prerogative. That's what you believe, and that's perfectly fine. If I want to make a lot of money and get rich and just travel the world with my boys and have a fun time, that's okay, too.

I'm just not going to be the guy that's calling somebody retarded because they're waiting until they're 34, and apparently their fucking uterus ain't working to have kids. Maybe it's just me, guys. Maybe I'm the fucking weirdo here. Dude, it gets old. It does. I've made some good money, you know, and enjoying that money with your friends. cool but like yeah i want a son like a little a little thing that's half me and half the person i love

i could play catch with it teach it to be good at video games and it's dude that's awesome it's like a fucking slave a little pet that you also get along with i think this is a beautiful time to end the video subscribe if you would like for me to react to more pokey main tictox with that being said i'll catch you guys later