Ryth - Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (part 10)

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (part 10) ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Damn dude, you're gargling that candy like college girls gargled This little man screaming was so angelic he became the moon pie logo That's one I'm coughing Honestly, I don't even want to ask how old you are With a facial expression like that I wouldn't be surprised if he sucker punches the camera Thank you spider man I'm sure Helen Keller's gonna feel a tingle Shit, that sounds like me putting on an extra small in hooter shorts My question is, why is it so dirty?
Starting point is 00:00:57 Did Shrek rub his meat cheeks on it? You know, if Thomas the Train ever busted one, this is what it sound like. How did this even happen? Are you cleaning after a kindergarten art class? Yeah, that's cool, but what the hell was this guy saying? Like, a yo? This is so bad. I just feel paint.
Starting point is 00:01:37 all over the bathroom. No, not spilling. You dropped it. You have arthritis. Can I clean this up before the paint dries? I need a hurry. These paint fumes are making me dizzy. Lady, how are you getting dizzy?
Starting point is 00:01:47 You use more chemicals than mustache man. It took me an hour to clean half the sink. Sorry, but why are we in this point of view? I do not consent, by the way. Let's try magic foam. Yeah, that'll clean my shitter. Okay, the foam works way better than I thought. Yeah, let's just cover the whole bathroom in Shrek's jizz.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Can you believe it's clean? Honestly, that was nothing. I can give you a real adventure. So I break my leg yesterday playing basketball, and I got this attention seeking goofy right here pretending he feels my pain, bro? My question is, why is your hamster at a basketball game? Did you use it as a forehead rag?
Starting point is 00:02:28 No, you gotta wait your turn. I don't care. Blame your great-great-grandparents for this. Because it won't change overnight, but we got to start somewhere. I might as well go in here and start here. Shit, I blame your bank account for not having two bottles you and your tired-tread-ass watch.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Yo, there's no way, bro. That was my childhood cat, but his name was Coco I buried it five years ago Go away! Guess he's back to bury you Hey, it's your lucky day, twin Yes, sir Sight nice, and
Starting point is 00:02:52 Dude, you're so evil He was gonna be fat-ass maxing Damn, dude, call mimic a ditto The way he's copying a Husky You know, if this is an advertisement For Huskies, you got me sold Yeah, guys, the dog has hypothermia, Let's just record him now
Starting point is 00:03:19 Shit, call this dog James Charles the way he toots that ass. It is bedtime. Let's go. Bro, why go to bed when you have a cold mattress right here? I love you. I love you. Sorry, but if you hiss at me, I'll turn you into a pair of pants. You may be fast, but you're still not a Corvette. Baby, look at those teeth. They're so big. They're so nice.
Starting point is 00:03:53 All it takes is one minor inconvenience and you're dead. It's all fun and cute until you realize that cheetah sees you like this. Wow, bro, that is some cheetah you got there. You know, if somebody prinks me like that, I think it warrants an ass whooping. Yeah, dude, because scooting a bit's going to prevent a cruise ship from crashing into you. Ma'am, why are you flailing around? You're acting like you just washed your hands. Yeah, guys, let's wave the train out the way like it has some place to go. Note to self, camping with an anxious girlfriend is basically suicide.
Starting point is 00:05:16 You know, this is probably an old video, because in this economy wasting my gas, I would smack your hand. Lesson learned, do not touch another man's handle. Wait, pause. Absolute menace, you almost made the owner trip over the dog. Wow, dude, sick burnout. That'll cost $300. Okay The bike sounded so good little bro had a poopsie How many streamers can hold my way one streamer
Starting point is 00:06:09 He knew it fails so bad he started blushing two streamers Five streamers You know this guy should up the altitude yeah that'll work six streamers oh no 12 streamers Sir why are you flapping your feet where are you going? 61 streamers Oh it might Oh no! 82.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Oh my gosh, it's kind of holding? It's ripping? So what? We're not gonna talk about your paralyzed friend on the railing? 96. Oh my gosh. Yo, it's holding! Let's go, that's it.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Can I do a pull-up? No, I can't. You know, maybe next time you shouldn't try to David Goggins this shit. I got this. If you ever feel like an NPC, just remember this guy exists. Huh? Wow guys what a perfect fit. It's almost like that's what the product was made for I get it it's a trick shot but damn fat ass
Starting point is 00:07:12 Oh, coca cola Let me guess the dog's name is cola Are you serious right now? Yeah, boy Boy oh boy do I just love a pinch of copyright in my gravy Bro, why are you running? By the time you get to him, the song's gonna be finished. Ah, yes, the return of the blubber butt blast. Bro, why are you moving like that? Did Chachyp.T. program you?
Starting point is 00:08:14 So, gentlemanly, you stroked the girl's hair while also crushing somebody's skull. The caption reads negative aura. I agree. And also put your grippers away. Bro, you are not Steph Curry. If anything, you're Jeff Scurry. It's okay. We just have to be super. Bro, who the hell grabbed you, the barbaric booty bandit? We have to be quiet. Dude, that's probably the sound that Bonnie Bloom makes when she opens her. Shh, we have to be quiet.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Your neighbors must really hate you. I got no idea who threw that pot, but I would like to shake your hand. You know, when my kids grow up, I'm gonna tell them this was Thor. Dude, he so cracked his girlfriend that night. She had so much aura, her hair fly back. E-Aid! I have never been this excited about something going in my mouth. Wait, pause.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Um, I mean, I love our chances, you know, it's been, uh... Crazy if it wasn't for this guy, he would have caught a murder charge. Hook? Yeah, there you go. And then you're like... Bye bye! Great job! Now that pizza's dirtier than Epstein's pizza. That move was so good. It's gonna summon the god of basketball. Holy shit! You know, if Tishman Construction watched this video, this wouldn't have happened.
Starting point is 00:10:22 And that is how atheists thought the world began. Dude, you're going to summon him again. Dude, that concrete was about to turn you into Mount Rushmore. Holy shit, SpongeBob's driving on the surface now. I guess all those curious George books came in handy, huh? That would scare me so bad my large intestine would string out my ass. Oh, is he gonna hit him? Did I really just see the Geico mascot almost get killed by their client?
Starting point is 00:11:12 Oh, oh! You know, when I think about it, Isaac Newton's been real quiet since this dropped. You know what they say, fellas, when there's a hole, there's a goal. Dude, all it takes is one gust of wind and you're smelling like coy fish. POV your broke friend can't afford bay blades Ice ice baby Bro if I was in that water my Kirkland would be frozen Ice chicken
Starting point is 00:12:04 Seriously what is this the average day in Michigan You know it's really foreshadowing that the YouTube logo shattered like that So that's the shoot we get hypothermia for samurai swing and snowmen I got this Sorry but what Dyson Hoover says? Sounds like that. Some shit off Timo. Damn, boy, you sound like Bowser with his flamethrower.
Starting point is 00:12:41 You know, what's crazy is a man is looking at that woman thinking, damn, that's boo. Sorry, you cheated on the challenge. You spat out the sprite. Everybody's thinking, oh, brother, I have to be on a flight with you. Sprite challenge. And Mr. Michelin, give me some pilot sport 4S's please. Who the hell taught little bro how to drive, SpongeBob?
Starting point is 00:13:18 Gee, with the way that tire hit you, you go be walking like this now. Thank you, James Charles. Is there anything else you want to add to that? Dude, he flew in the air. Is there a blue turtle shell I didn't see? Perfect. You know, besides him, that was the best drifting I've ever seen. Dude, you need to get your nasty ass cottony haircut out of here.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Let's go. There was so much blubber. It sounded like he farted underwater. Bro, that was not a fart. That had to have been a Masta RX7. You think you sharded. Do you think you need to join Stephen Hawking and wear these? Doing this in an elevator warrants an ass whooping.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Damn girl, what the hell happened? Are you auditioning for veggie tails? Dude, if you had any chance with the girls, you so lost it now. Not only do you air out your fart, but you're picking your nose. Damn, boy, you sound like an old-fashioned Lamborghini. Brother, was that even a fart? You sound like every Hispanic's Honda Civic. This Civic.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Bombastic sight- Dude, it was just a fart. You don't need to stare at him like it's a capital-level threat. Burping ass in the computer lab. That's gotta smell worse than the locker room. I got this. Bro, doing this during times like this is crazy. You know, I get the same stares from my family when I'm eating Taco Bell.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Alright, come on. Miles Morales, what happened, buddy? I thought you can sense the danger. Sir, what the hell are you doing, dolphin diving like it's Black Ops too? Oh shit! Sorry, but why order food at a fancy restaurant when you're not even gonna taste it? Let's go. Honestly, if I receive something like that, I will so put it to you, so you know how many of these I eat.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Bro, what the hell is that? Doodle Bob? You know, if all restaurants serve food this fresh, this would probably be society. Yeah, lady, let's capture every fly in a two-yard radius in the cup. I get it, it's stunt training, but that would have dislocated my brain. Sorry, but who's running toward a baseball bat? Are you dumber than a stormtrooper? Honestly, this role would be perfect for me.
Starting point is 00:16:40 My brain is already disconnected. She did it way better than Squid Game. Damn, dude, for a second, I thought you were dancing a wet-ass pussy. Well, I just found Deadpool's stunt double. Honestly, I can only wish to be as careless as this panda right now. So I'll give a hoop What you do say girl like I get it
Starting point is 00:17:22 The panda's cute But seriously How does he does it I be shooting that shot Like two-thake Dude just take it Honestly Just just take it
Starting point is 00:17:33 No I'll tell him I'm next Tell him you find a little Sir are you not concerned With those big old claws Going in your back Why does
Starting point is 00:17:44 Homeboy look like A Bart Dumpling Call me a conspiracy theorist But somebody Grab Michael Jackson's Reboot card Michael, Michael, you? Dude, this guy is not socially awkward.
Starting point is 00:18:01 This guy is awkwardly social. Honestly, I respect the hustle. Even at work, he's doing a dance audition. I wouldn't say he's moonwalking. I think he's just got 900 ping. This is the end. Shit, with your rib cage, I'm about to call you Michael Fraction. He's never trying this again.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Two, one. Damn, dude, call that Spirit Airlines the way they turn around. 3-2-5-1-gall-cawlown Crazy that the best paper airplane isn't even an airplane Dude, this is the equivalent of using a hellstorm on one person Congrats dude, you invented the most useless plane ever You know, it's very creative but equally as useless Oh, she totally got you
Starting point is 00:19:09 Dude look at that form put this guy in a gladiator fight I got this! This little man tried to I'm becoming Picasso, but became Squidward. You know, I'm willing to bet that still got more HP than a golden sword. Sorry, but how did you not notice the trash can out of sight out of mine head ass? Huh? This is the end.
Starting point is 00:19:40 And you lady are going to look like that Squidward painting. His t-shirt says, hang loose. You took that way too literally. Damn, girl, you paid Klarna for that phone and you still broke it. This is exactly why I'm buying my son in iPhone 5 and not the newest one. Bro, if that happened to me, my heart would be flopping out of my ass. Charlie, he's just not flipped. No, this doesn't move.
Starting point is 00:20:14 This like built into the phone. Did I get scammed by AI? You're the embodiment of this image. It is that. Hello there. Dude, with that kind of build, the gas station's going to blow away before him. Are you serious right now, bro? Sir, come.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Come on, is that really the best place you can take a hoo-ha? Damn, dude, we got Chinese Wookies before GTA 6. This boy really holding up that shield like he's Julius Caesar. With that kind of wind, he'll be fishing with the DreamWorks boy in no time. She was a fairy. Oh, so now we're just making live actions of Megamine now.

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