Ryth - Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (part 11)

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (part 11) ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You want to see my armadillo? Honestly, I'm just shocked that's alive. I usually see him on the side of the road dead. They're coming. Shit, the last time I was that excited was when I got my first DS. Do you want to see your first drive-through window? Yeah, but it's cuter at Longhorn Steakhouse. If you want, you can feed them.
Starting point is 00:00:38 You're joking. You're joking. I'm so serious. He's real gentle. All right. Hi, which one's this one? This is macaroni. Hi, macaroni. Here's some for you.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Oh my god. Sorry, but that head is ginormous. How could you possibly fit that in your car? Guys, I don't know about you, but I think it's a bird. I just went on a little walk. You know, something's telling me to not trust you for one second. I'm going to be upstairs, though. I don't know what a ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:01:25 With an IQ like yours, I'm not surprised you have an ankle monitor. What you said? Why are you out? I got permission. Putting your monitor on your prosthetic leg. That's actually genius. Playing bowling with an alcoholic beverage. You guys are losers.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Sir, you guys are in like sixth grade. Why do you have an ankle monitor? I'm not out. I'm literally washing my feet. Why are you out? I'm not out. I'm washing my foot right now. Washing your foot in what?
Starting point is 00:02:11 Dehydrated camel piss? 2499. Fun fact, this guy's name is Timmy. You can't spell timing without Timmy. Uh, 3.7.8. Damn, dude, you'd be a good serial killer with the timing you have. It all comes down to this. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Lock, God, give us some space. Locked. Got, Timmy. Good. 6.7. Somebody's going to come at 6.7. touch my car please if someone sat on my car I would do a little more than fire up the engine car please sorry but is this normal do people normally just sit on strangers cars
Starting point is 00:03:11 bro these kids got no manners where are your parents lady you're already caught why are you sprinting excuse me this is your car yes you can start there you can engine please dude she was about to pull a whole lot of out of her pocket you must really have a thing for filming women on your car buddy I got it I got it I got it dude imagine putting your heart and soul into that swing and they say I got it I got it wait that was simple that would have blew my hand off the form is impeccable I would have hit the water boy oh brother you could have picked a faster athlete Shit, there's no way I would catch that. My mouth would be mowing the lawn.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Bro, treating an escalator like Tony Hawk Pro Skater is entirely embarrassing. What's embarrassing is Stephen Hawking talking to me about Tony Hawk? Damn, bro. How can he reach there so fastly? Bro, that took him like 45 seconds. And by the way, the guy was keeping up with him. Oh, God, he was literally two steps away from the heaven. You know, I really hope that view was worth you potentially being a chicken kebab. I am not able to understand why was he even doing this. The robot doesn't know why he's doing this.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Maybe read your own title? Subscribe and leave a like and comment Monkey before he jumps into the water if you think you are really fast. Bro, your form is so bad. You're running like an abnormal titan. I hope he got paid really well for this. After myself having three Taco Bell Supremes, I might pay him to do this. Bro, if this was my job and that's all I have to do, sign me up. Here we go, the clean girl's about to drop another product. The caption says, fun job, more like easy money.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Dude, somebody give this guy a raise. He would have prevented me from hydroplaining. I got this. Yeah, maybe next time, don't go to the nail salon before you skydive. Damn, kid, did you turn on Travis Scott's auto tune when you fell? You know, it's still a complete mystery how people do. do this for fun. One of these days, your parachutes are not gonna work.
Starting point is 00:07:25 How are you gonna improvise? That was the most Mr. Beast video ass death I've ever seen. I obviously have to get up and walk over it. Because this thing was built to last. I'm literally walking on this thing right now. We're going 240 pounds. Yeah, guys, built to last, literal weeks after they came out. Tesla, take me somewhere I've never been before.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Let's see where it takes us. Oh. I guess you've never been there before. Dude, if a robot is telling you this, you got a serious problem. Sir, you are probably the most unfunny Tesla user ever. This has to be the better sound. Yeah, still sounds better than the fah! Bro definitely regretted that.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Tiber truck is updated and it should not be crushing any bananas. I'm so impressed. Everybody's been waiting for this. finger without further. Completely deserved. Now, shake it up and do up there. Well, sir, if you didn't have kids before, you're definitely not having them now.
Starting point is 00:08:53 You better hope that phone's got an extended warranty. Great job, Gandalf. The Coke bottle definitely passed you. You're recording on your phone, but you still sound like a Burger King drive-thru. Dude, I feel bad for anybody going on a walk. Those shoes are gonna be sticky. And for some strange reason, us humans will still put that in our stomach.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Yeah, that's cool. Now, give me your dog. Ranking the best food Jutsu Salmon Trend. You guys are doing everything but eating your food. Damn, lady, is the kid's food budget the cost of your mortgage? Dude, what happened? Was there no toilet paper in the bathroom? I thought this video was about food.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Why are your cats here? Sorry, but that is steam and your ramen. How are your hands not melting off? The caption says they won. I actually think Natalie won. We all thought this was illegal. Bro, even at night time, they would still get mad. If I miss this shot, my mom's gonna die.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It doesn't cost. Shit, if that was my mom, this would be her five times over. And that's exactly why my showers are 40 minutes. Dude, I swear I don't have one original memory. I swear only because of Toy Story I can relate to this. Ranking the best Billy Dean's moonwalk. Since when could Natalie Moonwalk?
Starting point is 00:11:36 Come on, lady, main character syndrome in a Walgreens? Listen, the moonwalk's crazy, but those poor white shoes... That was the most intrusive thought shit I've ever seen today. So you're telling me if I jut out my neck like a snapping turtle, all the girls will flock to me. Guys, why do this in white shoes? It's gonna look like you see. stepped in cow shit. Ranking teachers singing with their class. Yeah, good luck singing that to Epstein.
Starting point is 00:12:41 And the teacher starts and the class takes over. It was six years ago. Take it off. You can feel the rhythm take over the whole room. Sorry, but I am not feeling the rhythm. I'm feeling some hearing aids. It took them 67 times to get it right. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Sorry, but aren't you buff? Couldn't you just kill whoever's behind the wall? I don't know where the ghost are at, bro. I can't find them. Hello there. Hey, dude, you scared the living India out of them. Dude, you took that prank way too seriously. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Boy, even skinny guys have a better physique than you. You don't have a physique. Now I'll show you the coyote. Honestly, with the way it was lingering there, it might actually be a ghost. Dude, get a hold of yourself. You sound like pigling going through puberty. Oh, blibbblibbub. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Oh shit, my bad, bro. Dude, you better chill out. He was about to whoop you with his cartilage fist. Tell me. What do you know? That's fake. Little man is such a faker. He would be a good politician.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Bro, she definitely got the sassy attitude from mom. Could you try and stay awake just for a little bit? You just slept for three hours? And you just... Honestly, one can argue if he was even awake during the lecture. Hi, I know the snowman. You want to fill a snowman? Yeah, my daughter's gonna be like this.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Oh, what the... What the f***? Either that guy is extremely stupid or he has balls of steel. Doing that in front of an obvious motorcycle cop is diabolical. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:15:38 Yeah. Dude, once with all the motorcycles getting bullied, give them a break. Bro, even I didn't see the cop. I would be shitting my pants. Sorry, I can't. The spinning of the front tires is hilarious. Go straight. It's too late.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Oh, he's pulling her over. Come on, dude, wasn't really that hard to make a U-turn at the next light. Oh, crazy? How you feel about who the greatest dance at New York? Imagine being such a meathead that you just grab the first person you see. You feel the water balloon hit you from behind, but you look up instead. Target, locked. Bro's wearing a recycled t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:16:42 That's what your father should have done. Yeah, boy. Ah! Shit, call this guy Donald Trump the way he's dropping a moab. Okay. Mo-in' him. Yeah, they're laughing, but he's still got five more to go. Is this what women refer to when their water breaks?
Starting point is 00:17:12 You know, saying I didn't steal food is a lie, but I didn't have a Coke bottle. Oh. Yeah, dude, let's just pretend he didn't see the Taco Bell magic dust. Sorry, but if you got a snicker bar that is basically gutted from the inside, you should soothe the company. Well, well, well, why am I not surprised you pranked him with fake money? To be fair, if you didn't have a heart attack from that, you were definitely going to die of that. Childhood moments, more like I did this yesterday. Honestly, I have no idea why I did that.
Starting point is 00:19:03 No wonder I got pneumonia. Shit, you guys used Dorito bags? I used to fire water bottle caps. I guarantee when my parents saw me do this, they're probably like, Yep, he's got it. I think I'd rather be crucified upside down than experience that again. Watching this video off the Zod would be crazy. She was laughing at your prank.
Starting point is 00:19:47 You gotta keep her, man. Bro, these pranks are giving you so many ideas. You gotta rip a page out the book. Well, the good news is at least you know that she'll say yes. Dude, if your girlfriend's being a piece of shit, it'd be very on-brand to shoot toilet paper at her. Damn, girl, if someone tries killing you, the whole county's gonna hear about it. I feel like this is what Diddy does, except he doesn't tickle them. Dude, you are not washing out that blue.
Starting point is 00:20:54 They're gonna look like Smurf turts for a week. Screaming America before revealing your daughter's gender has got to be the worst timing ever. That was so anticlimatic. He couldn't even run half the race. Being that excited for getting a girl, I could never. Shit, that's some feminist excellence if I've ever seen it. Sir, why did you say two boys? You just neutered yourself right there. Dude, what is that? pronunciation, mommy, mommy.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Bro, putting yourself up to this challenge is flirting with lung collapse. Dude, even the Dominican dad is like, what did I do? I am, I am steve. You know what, at this point, just make this guy translate the whole movie. Bro really said, Pink and Hockey? My question is, why were you saying yes? to that.

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