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She's never doing this again.
POV, you discover the least stereotypical meathead group.
Gotta be someone here this time.
Have to be.
You know what, props to that kid for not being a sensitive little sissy.
The caption says, bro flipped off the wrong people.
Bro, he's like five foot too.
This guy really extended his arm out, all for a terminally ill granny.
Sir, that guy is not an introvert.
This is Loh-Naz-X versus Vex.
Just say, you two are like the embodiment of this picture right here.
Sorry, pal, but this guy moogs you in every way.
He's about to whoop yo ass.
Oh, so that's how this movie became a thing.
All right, I'm gonna tag up this motherfuckin wall.
Like, I'm gangster like that.
Okay, wait.
Yeah, because you're so gangster, you brought about the Minecraft death page.
Anyways, would you rather be smart and beautiful or dumb and ugly, dumb and ugly?
No, wait, smart, I'm beautiful.
Like, I didn't understand the question.
Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
Oh, take the potatoes.
Oh, I thought you was told me the place.
Shit, I would have done the same thing.
Just tell me to take the potatoes.
Dude, that lock is not for doors that go left and right.
It's for back and forth.
Oh, you're so big boy.
You're so cute.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Right there.
Oh, hi, Vino Moose.
Oh, hi, Veno Moose.
Imagine baby talking for so long that you become the IQ of a baby.
How many genders are there?
I don't know.
I just got here.
This dude really said, I just got here.
That's probably the most genius thing I've ever heard.
Hey, Officer, why do you smell so bad?
Because you're on duty?
Go, go, go, go.
Holy shit, a police officer with an ingrown hair in his ass, never.
Officer, arrest me.
Arrest me, officer.
Bro, why do you want her to arrest you?
She looks like a pound shot Miranda Cosgrove.
Hey, he's got a gun!
Shit, if you say that here in Florida, the police officer shooting everybody.
Answer your license, please.
Yes, sir.
Well, this work for you?
I can't seem to find my license, but.
You have a good day, sir.
Well, well, well, of course you would fall for it.
Oh, how long you've been driving Uber for?
You better answer.
We're going to give you one star.
One star, bro.
One star.
One star.
You guys are in a lot of trouble, right?
Now how'd you get the damn phone back?
Imagine having so much power, but so easy to rage bait.
Sir, do you know why I'm...
Hey, we were both speeding.
P.O.V, somebody's telling a cop and ugly truth they don't want to hear.
Moose head and shine here.
Holy sweet jean.
I'm just borrowed like $100.
Thank you.
Borrow $100?
Yeah.
Alright, let me get like another 100.
Rage baiting technologically inept old people, classic.
Imagine being bored in this generation and still falling for it.
That's crazy.
Oh, Baleh shit, oh man, good, good.
You really have to appreciate that the Indian guy saw it.
Indian guy saw through the bullshit.
Oh,
Oh, okay, okay.
Bro, who the hell
were you scamming?
Stoich the Vass?
Thank you.
I just, I see it.
Damn, Granny, if you expect to catch
up to him, maybe you shouldn't wear shoes
from pay less.
And then now you said,
that give me about 100.
What's that mean you took my money?
No, I didn't take your money.
Imagine being so poor that you're
crying over money that was never stolen
from you.
Two friends.
Honestly, I'm just surprised he's holding the pen like that, and it still came out flawless.
Do squid games.
This kid's handwriting is so good, I swear he was born with a font pack.
Do stranger things.
Is that the most popular Netflix movie?
Uh, dude, that is so many.
At this point, bro, he's displaying the power of thetism.
Game of Thrones?
My question is, how are you four years old and know what Game of Thrones is?
Breaking bad.
You know, Alter White?
It's...
No, I wish I did. That'd be pretty sick.
It's so accurate. This is actually flabbering my gases.
I don't know, baby. It makes Mom look prettier.
Well, but I don't think it's working.
I agree with the baby. You look like you came out of Choppington City.
That is strong.
Yeah.
That is big.
That is big and strong?
What about Mama?
Mama's a little baby.
The caption says, feel bad for Mom. If the baby
If the baby said it, it must be true.
Daddy, maybe you hear me some more hair.
Dude, imagine your daughter rubbing your bald head like a fortune teller.
You make your daddy and dad feel bad.
You're crying in the room.
Holy shit, the acting is crazy.
Is this Will Smith?
When I turn into a grown-up, I don't want to be a fat girl-up.
I want to be a skinny grown-up.
I don't need any fat grown-ups.
It's what I got your friend from.
Lady, why are you laughing?
Your daughter called you fat.
Get your big o ass in the gym.
Okay, Morgan, I'm just gonna use your phone for a second, okay?
Yeah.
Okay, let's see if this works.
Ben suit.
Designer band.
Morgan, Morgan!
She really said your credit card, whicho broke ass.
I found it in the kitchen.
Thank you, baby.
You're welcome.
How?
That's all you can do, buddy, Pandora.
Here we go.
Screen mirror.
Okay, okay, let's see.
That's not too bad.
Ooh, his dream car.
Look up now.
Tinder shit I didn't expect somebody to be worse than Pandora but here we are
Can I borrow your phone?
Is this what boys watch?
Just like, uh
This is the end
That feeling when you outsmart the prankster, well done buddy
Sorry, but if a kid did this to my car you would get the shit smacked out of you
Little man doesn't know whether he should feel terrified or excited about what he did
did. I feel like I'm watching Michael Jackson if the music career never took off. That's what I'm
saying. Less McDonald's more money for a motorcycle. Get your money up, player. Remember what I said about
my car? Will it what happened to this kid? Why are you mad? Are you angry she? Did it throw it?
Well, well, well, gooners are shaking their fist at this one.
Now from the top, make it drop.
Sir, why are you concerning yourself with your dog?
What do you do with your dog?
I would do the same thing if my homie did this in front of me.
The videos from the Kelly family, why would you even allow your children to do this?
It's a little weird you all stood up, but go off, Queen.
I'm just shocked you've seen the party.
I would need one of these bad boys.
What do you think these fellas call country music? What, Galaxy?
I can only imagine if they discover the Bo sound speaker, it's going to blow their ass off.
Brave of you to think that he needs a zip line, you can get Hobby Lobby Yard.
Sir, what do you think you're doing? Fishing with a chicken gizzard?
Y'all doing too much. Give him a Band-Aid and he'll heal like the Pokemon Center.
This has got to be the chillest cup ever. Everybody protect this guy.
Grown man doing some shit.
Iowa doing a mall at 12 years old.
And you are not well.
That's why I need to be here.
The fact you called it, the Gaperhood has gotta be the most unoriginal shit ever.
Yo, I gotta press X.
What can I do for you?
Yeah.
You bring me a snack from the concession.
Yeah.
Got you.
I got you.
You know what?
Even though I call everybody an NPC, this guy is actually a professional.
Oh my god.
Dude, if this was my car, my heart would sink through my ass.
Listen, I understand riding low, but why a Ferrari?
Bro, where the hell are you even driving the back roads of little St. James?
And that's why you don't buy a supercar with a $100 delivery service.
The video says minus 25 grand.
Dude, that's generational debt.
That art piece is probably more fragile than a teenage girl's feelings.
Imagine getting that pissed off at Putt Putt Golf.
Go getting your Corvette, dude.
Damn, dude, these boys just rizzed up all the ogres at the trailer park.
The caption says the worm.
Bro, that's not the worm.
That boy's built like the Alaskan bullworm.
Honestly, I don't blame him.
I refuse to go out like that on TV.
Let's go.
You ate off a somebody's shoe.
Enjoy all the diseases.
Dude, if my parents tried this on me when I was a baby,
I would have left them some monkey butt.
Eat, eat.
The father is like, what the hell have I done?
What if I created?
See, he doesn't like it.
Oh, my God.
What do we want to do?
Holy shit, you gave birth to that?
That must have hurt.
Go to your room and think about what you did.
Bro, the next generation is so doomed.
We are so unequipped to be parents.
That's Batman.
No, that's not Batman.
That's Iron Man?
That's the Hulk.
No, that's not.
Shit, calm down, little man.
Mr. Angry's work.
in overtime tonight.