Ryth - Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 3)

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 3)

Up man. Habos, babos. Babes shoes. Bro, that Pepsi's about a burst like a monk having intercourse for the first time. Habos. Babos. Dude, why does that look like a close-up of Jabba the Hut's asshole? Habos.

You know, buddy, your parents bought that on EBT, you ungrateful shit. Oh, ah, boss. Babos. A question. Shit. guess I'm buying new headphones. This dude had one mission and he executed it perfectly. The precision, the accuracy.

This dude is actually Picasso in the flesh. If I was the guy that made that shot, I'm never going to the court again. If the NBA seen this video, it's over. Not even Dick's sporting goods would hire you. Relaxed. Nothing much to say here. This is so gay. What is this?

What does this do in your fancy car? Oh my gosh, I'm planning it. Dude, great job showing us your location. Get Docs, idiot. The fact this video took eight hours to make, you guys are so unemployed. Dude, I get it. It's a cool trick shot, but please put those Johnsons away. 35 hours of your stank swamp ass sitting on that couch.

That's crazy. Holy shit, only two hours. Try doing a five-minute shower. Nothing beats the jetty. If I was that other person, I would just quit football. If I was caught on camera failing that bad, it's over. You could tell he was waiting his whole life for this moment. This guy actually gave himself a five-second grace period to see if he was dreaming.

This bamboo was being so extra. You thought the bamboo was dramatic. Look at his zesty ass. I sure bet that sweaty teenager in that costume feels like a king right now. If I had one video to describe the peak male experience, POV, the Latina puts on her boulder holders. Dude, that video was cool, but that part gave me anxiety. I would have done that, too, the easiest five points of my life.

Listen, little dude, you are so cooked. Do not try to act proper now. That mascot was so dramatic. Quit jester maxing. I'm just borrowed like $100. Thank you. For a hundred dollars? Yeah.

All right, let me get like another $100. Rage baiting technologically inept old people, classic You-hoo! Imagine being bored in this generation and still falling for it. That's crazy. Oh, pal-lay shit, up a little. You really have to appreciate that the Indian guy saw through the bullshit. Bro, who the hell were you scamming?

Stoak the Vass? Thank you. Damn, Granny, if you expect to catch up to him, maybe you shouldn't wear shoes from pay less. No, you said they give me back 100. What's that mean you took my money? No, I didn't take him on it. Imagine being so poor that you're crying over money that was never stolen from you. Dude, he made the face that's like you too, me too.

Damn, boy, he just got to fix it right. Damn, boy, he just got to. Turned into Michael Jackson. How was your day, King? Bro, he was asking you how your day was. There was nothing gay about it. That air pump really hit bro with a Squidward face. I'm sorry, but another man's fingers are not going to be inside me.

Wait, pause. See, now that is gay. That's my man. Dude, the method is so unpatched. We need to put the audience behind noise insulated. glass. Oh yeah, that's my man. Oh yeah, Dave. The joke was so funny, bro, hit us with the laugh now, cry later face.

That's my man. Honestly, I prefer the gay. That's my man. Way better. That's my man. That's way too. That's my man. Referee almost had the same smile as the Mona Lisa during that shit. That kid might just have the most annoying voice ever, but it still works.

That's my man. Doing this shit at an NBA game as diabolical. Sorry, but if a kid did this to my car, you would get the shit smacked out of you. Little man doesn't know whether he should feel terrified or excited about what he did. I feel like I'm watching Michael Jackson if the music career never took off. That's what I'm saying. Less McDonald's, more money for a motorcycle. Get your money up, player. Remember what I said about my car.

what happened to this kid she can't believe her own flip dude she got so excited she hit us with that goofy maneuver and that would be the moment the college professor whoops yo ass damn dude this guy really hit us with a shit if you kept screaming like that you probably would kill a loudrid i got this shit i was such a failure when i was a baby i didn't even buy bitcoin just wait for it this kid got so excited he's posing like a youtube thumbnail Dude, I can't even roast this. This is actually crazy. Dude, if this was my car, my heart would sink through my ass.

Listen, I understand riding low, but why a Ferrari? Bro, where the hell are you even driving the backroads of little St. James? And that's why you don't buy a supercar with a $100 delivery service. The video says minus 25 grand. Dude, that's generational debt. Dude, she is so gonna look like the modern dentistry magazine when she's 50. Oh, God. Honestly, I'm not sure whether this is a talent or a complete it.

And then I can make bird noises. Yeah, I was out in the wild spending like a week with birds. Really? No. Shit, if my hillbilly ass was out in the forest and I heard that, I'm going birdhunting. I eat my ice cream with my teeth. And I know that sounds weird because usually people have sensitivity in their teeth, but, uh, I don't. Just don't, I don't feel it.

Zendaya really said, I don't feel it. Dude, this is so easy. Let me try. Well, I didn't think it was a hidden talent, but I can do this. Shit, that was so good. I'm gonna make it the outro. Sorry, but what in Megamind's blue testicles did you create?

Great job, lady. You created Shrex Forbidden Sploge. Dude, I feel bad for the child that pumpkin projectile on. Bro, I've played way too much. Pokemon to know that fire should not interact with water like that. Bro, what the hell is that? Is that a budget dumbbell? Shit, I don't care if you're Bill and I, the science guy.

I would kick you out of my house. Dude, please tell me why you would buy this dog. I don't even like Chinese food. This dog was getting so pissed. He really hit him with a... You have no chance little, bro. He's like Clifford compared to you. Imagine being such an inconvenient piece of shit that the dog,

puts you in the trash can. This is such AI garbage. Dude, that could have easily became the worst decision of your entire life. With a vehicle that already has a busted door, you should have kept the window. You have the Lord's warranty.

Dude, I feel like if these guys visited the Ice Kingdom, they would just destroy the whole palace. The Ice King is so gonna kill you. I swear, some people just refuse to let the Lord decorate the earth. Enjoy your one day expedition to heaven, you bozo. Okay, are we ready?

Dude, the precision is absolutely crazy. I would so derail a train. Shit, I can only imagine that AirPod warranty, probably 100 centuries. If I was bored on the job, I would so do this. This is peak mail experience. Sir, what the hell's got you eating that? Is your name, Gio, dude? Good God, what kind of Peppa Pig ass architecture is this?

Dude, this guy is the founder of not understanding the assignment. The amount of jokes I can make with this photo as diabolical. You know what, if I had Shrek's pubes in my mouth, I would do that too. Listen, man, you shouldn't leave a banana out in the open. Only Lord knows what someone would do with it. Bro, that drawing is almost as bad as Stephen Hawley. bad as Stephen Hawking drawing with his feet. Be gentle.

Yeah, dog, be gentle, proceeds to clap their dentures. If that water's not filtered, he might actually die. My question is, why is there a hairy-ass dog inside a restaurant kitchen? This is so relatable. I guarantee you and your siblings are like this. Damn, boy, quit your whining. At least it's not a fun-sized milk bone. Yeah, can you get that for me?

Yeah, dude, keep swirling around like Yin and Yang. Surely nothing battle has. happen. Yeah. Dick Pug. Bro got mini heart attack. My question is, is the heart attack coming from him being scared or the extra cholesterol? Go!

I feel like this is how Volkswagen GTIs try to drag race. I would not be geeking out. If there's a tooth right there, only Lord knows what's around you. Damn, dude, we got Asian Slim Shady before GTA 6. Buddy, you better figure out your next move before you turn it to mutilated beef. All that aura farming just to get your baby hands stuck in the elevator. Damn, Melvin, save some ladies for the rest of us. The amounts of shit my body would manufacture during that moment would be terrifying.

She's never doing this again. POV, you discover the least stereotypical meathead group. Gotta be someone here this time. Have to be. You know what, props to that kid for not being a sensitive little sissy. The caption says, bro flipped off the wrong people. Bro, he's like five foot too. This guy really extended his arm out all for a terminally ill granny.

Sir, that guy is not an introvert. This is Lona's X versus Vector. Just take it. You two are like the embodiment of this picture right here. Sorry, pal, but this guy moogs you in every way. He's about to whoop yo ass. Oh, so that's how this movie became a thing. If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you.

I'd under my arm, I use the ball of my... Listen, dude, this is not impressive. You're calling this a flow state moment. Who are you flowing for? Dude, I can't even piss in a toilet bowl correctly. Look at this guy. If I play volleyball against this guy, he's so pegging me in the face. Wait, pause.

Well, he's going to the NBA. I don't care if he's a five-foot Asian man. LeBron James should be scared. Damn, boy, you must be the employment final boss. Somebody with this talent should not be working at Domino's. He's never doing this again. How did you let your foot twist like Slinky from Toy Story? Damn, two at once.

She turned soccer in a fucking dodge ball. Well, he definitely got a concussion. His forehead's about to look like Patrick Starr. Ouch. He flew his way to infertility. I sure hope Unc already had kids because after this, I don't think you're having anymore. Well, that's your last game. Don't worry, I'll push your wheelchair around for you like you're my grandma.

Oh, wow, that's a nice ball. Yo, excuse me, I like your car, bro. Could I take a picture with you? No, bro, I don't talk to Brokees. What? I'll talk to Brokees. All right, then get off my car. Dude, saying that with a car.

hundred dollars in your bank account you got some balls Joe car I fuck with it Sam can I get the flip with you my car bro my car bro your car bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro what is there to flex that car is cheaper than a Highlander oh look at this girl what you know what he's don't touch my car maybe Holy shit top five scripted video of all time. You're not like, sit on my car. No, no, is this yours?

Yeah, yeah. I appreciate it, man. I'll try my best. Yeah, sorry, man. I'm not, sorry. Shit, you just took that guy to Markington City.