Ryth - Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 4)

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 4) ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm sorry, but a trick shot like that does not warrant that kind of reaction. Nice shot. If this woman wasn't a horror movie, she is so dying first. I got this. Dude, at a certain point, I have to admit that we are all living in a simulation. Utterly a trick shot that's worthy of Red Bull. I get it, it's a cool trick shot, but that had to hurt your hand. Holy mother of Dorito Taco Bell Supreme.
Starting point is 00:01:10 If I had one video to describe college girls at a party Seriously, where the hell are the maintenance people when you need them? Why were you guys not doing your job? Were you just digging your ass? That feeling when you don't pull out? What the hell is in the water? Is that a sipher? These are the best wasp nest removals.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Dude, that doesn't kill them. They're just pissed off now. So lovely how you almost break your hand and you run away like a little girl. The bride asked him to take care of the was. This next one's crazy. What's crazy is bro got jukeed out by a Ford Expedition. Damn, boy, that shit looks like a burnt hush puppy.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Shit, I would call that nest Abraham Lincoln the way it exploded. Dude, you lost all badass privileges when you got Fortnite in the background. Someone please explain how you can fight nothing and still lose. Dude, you're worried about the wrong things. You need to pick that wedgy. So that is the shit you do after watching Shrek 2 and Madagascar. If I make the shot, wherever you send this video to has to get you McDonald's right now. Dude, why do I feel like somebody's going to super chat $5?
Starting point is 00:03:39 But whoever does, give them a W in the chat. Give me a dunk, baby. Oh my. Damn, LeBron James has been real quiet since this dropped. He didn't just make the shot. That thing was swirling around like a turn. This guy really hit bro with a ghost move. He genuinely made him look like he was on 500 ping.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Damn, that was saucy. You literally shitted on him. Soccer players watching this video be like, Listen, man, not everybody's cool like football players. Dude, all it takes is one pebble in your debt. Honestly, I'm shocked you can do this with a bike. I can't even ride a bike. Bro, where the hell are you?
Starting point is 00:04:47 Are you about to pull into radiator springs? This dude has too much aura. You may as well be this guy from SpongeBob. One, see ya. After this video goes public, he's getting 99 missed calls from Red Bull. Well, that's one method of getting a vasectomy. Damn, boy, call you Master Bull the way you're blowing shit out your nose. Is this what an average girl in college looks like?
Starting point is 00:05:35 Hello there. Dude, I would have stopped filming a long time ago. I would have evacuated. Such a weenie. And that would be the moment I pretend sleepwalking and kill them. You know what? Having friends like this, why would you even want enemies? Dude, the prank was so phenomenal, he had to congratulate them. Damn, boy, I didn't know your mom was Nicole Waterson.
Starting point is 00:06:26 If a video like that of me got published, my life is over. Call me Mordecai the way I'd be depressed. It's not the fact he's scared. There's a white person in his bed. Dude, this guy's using gas to kill them and also use the Mustash Man's theme song. All that scrambling, just to me. metaphorically have your ass out in the cold. Damn, boy, you're getting lit up so bad, you're ham boning like Rigby. I got this.
Starting point is 00:07:11 That nest was probably in the worst place imaginable. Say, I trust my daughter. Son of a f***. This dad is probably contemplating if he can still go to the clinic. Hey, you remember when you called me a stinky head? Yeah. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I wouldn't apologize. A five-year-old calling me a stinky head is about as mongrel as somebody calling me a stinky head. a black man the N-word. Just a little bit. I do not blame the baby for crying. All that sass he's receiving is completely deserved. Dude, I can't roast this.
Starting point is 00:07:49 This is actually the Peak Dad experience. She is definitely pooping right now. If that is not a poop face, I don't know what is. Damn, dude, he blinded that cop more than Neptune's head. Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable. What? What? Talking about.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Aren't you a good citizen? What do you mean? Aren't you a good citizen? Shouldn't you be in better shape? Grab them. Watch them. This kid used 1% of Tom Brady's power and completely outmaneuvered the feds.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Bro, somebody please call Marvel. I think we got the next Spider-Man. Why is he running? Robert, you're good, bud. He's running because he has something to hide. If this happened to me, you wouldn't have to kill me. I'd already be dead. This dude's really about to be like that SpongeBob episode.
Starting point is 00:09:02 You're good. You're good. By the time he's done with you, you're going to have the strangler's hands. Yeah! What the fuck? Message to all ladies. Do not get it to a relationship with this guy. got mad at their little football team.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Imagine getting so pissed off at people that don't even know you exist. Now that's an expensive crash out. Not too sure about expensive. That computer looks like something Harry Truman used. Oh my God, he's so angry. He spanked the baby figurine. Say goodbye to your TV. Complete skill issue.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Retire, Unk. Unk is not having a good day. Shit, who pissed off Ginger Billy? Put a shirt on. These are the best reflex problems. Maybe next time, don't try throwing an axe at the floor. This is insane. Bro, if it wasn't for this guy's Jedi power, she would be John F. Kennedy.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Bro's the real flash. If you're that fast with your hands, you must be one hell of a bachelor for the ladies. That was so close. Yeah, dude, because throwing an axe out of bounty wobble bubble ball is not going to get you killed. Bro casually saves her life. This off season for your team. How do you feel your chances are in the ALEs? I mean, I love our chances.
Starting point is 00:10:48 You know, it's been, uh, it's been... Because of what this man just did, he is so cracking tonight. Here's the peat drink you ordered. Thanks. You know what else's tea? Wait, what? Bye. Dude, if the Starbucks lady did this to you,
Starting point is 00:11:03 I'm sure I wouldn't see you for five business days. Bro, if my whole movie, then, I let you beat. He shows his true colors like that. I'm smacking his fat ass. Wait, pause. Hello, what kind of school is this? The Ditty Dormitory College? Because he's the cool teacher, he can do that.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Any other would have got fired. God. Dude, I actually feel bad. She was genuinely puckering her lips for him. Holy shit, I found the Asian James Bond. Bro, not the Ferrari. Yep, 72 in a school zone. Enjoy 15 pounds of pickles on your car.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Bro, pickle juice out in the sun. That's got to smell like a bass pro shop bathroom. Oh, looks like we had another speeder. Yep, 53 to school zone. Enjoy cleaning up 10 pounds of our freedom sauce, buddy. Yeah, dude, he's speeding in a school zone, so let's just completely blind him from driving. Oh, looks like we got another one. Yep, 59 in a school zone.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Enjoy 20 pounds of spaghetti's on your Camaro. This guy really called that a Camaro. Get cataract surgery. Looks like we got another one. Yep, 50 freaking two in a school zone. Enjoy cleaning fake beans off your corner. Dude, out of all cars to be beefing with, you chose a Dodge Caravan. Oh, looks like we got another one.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Yep, 82 in a school zone. Enjoy cleaning blue cheese off your car. Stinky cheese on a sports car. Yeah, I'm not surprised if you get shot. What do you mean? Men are like sports. They're supposed to be played. Damn, well, women are like rocks because the flat ones get skipped.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Your legs are like the Ice King because they're like the Ice King. She's way too pretty for you, and you're just like so mad, just walk away. Damn, okay. No, no, she is pretty. She's very pretty. Pretty ugly. Did a camel lick the front of your hair? It looks like a dollop of a daisy.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Do you spell me? M.E? Oh, you've got the D. Um, there's no D in me. Oh, no, yeah. Dude, that's not even a roast. That's just sexual harassment. I'm like one of the best gamers in the world.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Why do boys play games? That's disgusting. Same reason when you put on makeup every day to a scape reality. Sir, aren't you the same guy that was sexually harassing a girl that was wearing makeup? You're too short. It's embarrassing. Too short. Please walk away before I call the cops.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Damn, it's like that. Oh, excuse me, bro. Can you call the cops real creep? Why's that? Oh, because someone's stole a butt. Shit, I'm about to call the cops so they can steal your Miranda rights. And my mom always told me to never settle for a love. less and that's exactly what you are.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Damn, it's like that. Well, your mom is so slow. It took a nun months to make a joke. And you're the same guy that took over 20 years to make it to 5 foot 2. My 15 year old is officially pregnant and having a child. Before you guys come from me, she has been in a relationship since she was 12. I'm the same guy. Why are you happy about this?
Starting point is 00:14:04 Is your daughter dating Epstein? My cat, Charlie died. We cremated her and I put her inside of this baby's body. So you're telling me you put cremated pussy in your baby. What the fuck? Fuck. You are not American if you've never had a Pop-Tart wrapped in four skin. Sorry, but where do you source the skin standing outside a newborn's hospital?
Starting point is 00:14:24 I personally believe that when you judge people, the universe will put you in their shoes. You know what, guys? I really hate Mr. Beast. Toby. You serious? And that would be the moment I put him down the sewer pipe. Excuse me, sir. Were you going to leave that cart right there?
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah, someone will grab my hands are full? Yeah. Want me to help you out? Dude. There you go. Hands are no longer full. My question is, why are they not fighting back? If they did this to me, they would wind up like Christopher Reeve. Hey, kid, is your dad around?
Starting point is 00:15:00 No Halloween decorations before October. Holy shit, dude. You are like the CEO of Cairns. Honestly, I hate when people do this to my yard. I should start doing this. You're in a school zone. You're going 40 miles an hour, bud. 40 miles an hour, bud.
Starting point is 00:15:24 All right, you can get this ball to go in this glass, and I'll give you $100, all right? That's not helping, that's not gonna get up. Well, that was the easiest $100 of her life. My stupid ass would probably end up breaking the glass. If you can blow up this balloon without putting your mouth on it, without blowing on it, without using no air pumps, no machinery, filling it up with water or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Doing too much, you know that? She was definitely the only person that paid attention in science class. This girl is like the black princess bubble gum. All right, you can get this cross to go out of this bottle without touching the cross at all, or using anything to touch it, I mean, $50, right? Working, so, which you, like, it's thicker than the body. Honestly, she's not a scientist, she's a wizard, Harry Potter doesn't have shit on her. I'm just shocked you seen the party, I would need one of these bad boys.
Starting point is 00:16:32 What do you think these fellas call country music? What, galaxy? I can only imagine if they discovered the bow sound speaker, it's going to blow their ass off. Brave of you to think that he needs a zip line, you can get Hobby Lobby Yard. Sir, what do you think you're doing? Fishing with a chicken gizzard? Y'all doing too much? Give him a big. Band-aid and he'll heal like the Pokemon Center. That art piece is probably more fragile than a teenage girl's feelings. Imagine getting that pissed off at Putt Putt Golf.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Go getting your Corvette, dude. Damn, dude, these boys just rizzed up all the ogres at the trailer park. The caption says the worm. Bro, that's not the worm. That boy's built like the Alaskan bullworm. Honestly, I don't blame him. I refuse to go out like that on TV. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:18:07 You ate off of somebody. you enjoy all the diseases? Holy crap, so this is what Mr. Hahn was doing back in the day. Dude, you can literally see the guilt in this dude's face. The gorilla dude is like, I am so fired. The caption says what happened. Uh, the ditty chamber. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I'm actually gay. I'm gay. I'm sorry I like you, Daniel. I'm actually gay. Dude, why are you confessing this? You're acting like this is a death sentence. Oh, damn. This dude said, oh damn, like the calmest guy in the world.
Starting point is 00:19:06 If this guy was me, I would have been like... Tactical! Tsunami! Incoming! All right, babe. Think fast. I'm a random girl. Can you there's sunshine?
Starting point is 00:19:17 No. Hands off, you scound you. Hands off. Damn, dude. You sent her back to Lord of the Rings. Be gone, winch! Such a gentleman, you baptized the hoochie. They think fast.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I'm a random dude. Come here, girl. Oh, no. That was a little too personal. I feel like she wanted to do that for a long time. Since I have a random girl. That's some respect for yourself. And that's when she's gonna submit that footage to the police department. I get it they're messing around, but dude you actually kicked her in the face.

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