Ryth - Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 5)

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 5)

These are professionals, please do not attempt. Professionals, you say. Professional rookies? I still can't believe it said professionals. Where's the professionalism? Wah. The caption says light work. Bro, he lost his manhood. Honestly, this is just natural selection.

If you get Gatorhead, do not be shocked. Dude, what the hell are you practicing for? The World Trade Center? Were you listening? I'm going to get... Dude, this teacher's... just scarred those children for life. If I was still in pre-K and this happened to me, I would be terrified.

Well, she definitely got fired. I can already hear the principal. No shooting the students, Mrs. Smith. Don't waste your time. Somebody tell me, who is breathing so loud? Bro, save some oxygen. Squidward is dying over here. What is six plus seven.

Damn, boy, it looks like you popped. six or seven blood vessels. Holy crap, Colonel Sanders let himself go. This guy went from Kentucky Fried Chicken to Kentucky Farm Cherry. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shout out to my barber dog. You, sir, need to be sued. Karma's gonna suck when somebody shaves your nappy-ass beard.

Honestly, I can't do this. My knees are weaker than a college sorority girl. She was a fairy. Crazy though we call this a challenge, but this was Michael Jackson's day. Dance rehearsal. Shit, keep breaking your back. Eventually your fat ass can go to Green Hill Zone. He definitely got paralyzed.

At a certain point, you gotta put these guys on suicide watch. I don't know if I should call this guy a douchebag or a creep. You are so creepy for knowing the coordinates of your homie's balls. Hold up. RIP in the chat for the baby. I really hope it's adult because if it's a real baby, that's by to become cartilage soup. Dude, you just gave her a sassette. C section on the railing.

I really wish I didn't have to see that. I'm so sorry you guys had to see the BBA. Bro, who is this guy? Why is he cosplaying as a Gumba? This guy is so getting killed. If he did this to my house, I'm gonna treat him like a bird and duck dynasty. Usually I'd say his wife would kill him, but I don't think he has a wife left. I guess you got the perfect fertilizer for the next tree.

Dude, I would not be yet. yelling and joy if I was you. Dude, you're clinging on the last inch of the green giant's penis. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the only documented photograph of Keso's fart. What happened to the cameraman? Uh, he's no longer with us. That shit fell apart faster than a teenage girl's feelings. Dude, what kind of witchcraft am I looking at?

This guy's life passion was to what? Play with a stick? Oh my god. This guy's about to get 99 missed calls from Dude Perfect. In my opinion, this is luckier than winning the lottery. This video is from Dude Perfect. What did you expect? If I see a Dude Perfect logo, I only expect perfection. Dude, that's what I'm saying. If there is any Houdini-ass shit, I would like to learn, it's this. Somebody please explain to me how you train for something like this. Actually, the real question is,

how have you not died while training? Whoever threw that basketball is at his aura limit Even if Jesus came back, it's not outshining his aura What do you like to eat? I like a good turtle soup He actually looks terrified for his life He really hit us with the deer and headlights look How do you bleed in the water?

I don't, that's called drowning That joke was so funny I forgot to laugh What's your question? How many puzzles are they're still back? Dude, you sound like royalty. For real, though, she sounds like Hermione in the Chamber of Secrets. She speaks so proper, I feel like I have to stick out my pinky in her presence. If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

Good question. I just googled it. The turtle dies when it loses the shell. That's tough. The answer is... Yes. Dude, you had a little too much sass with that response. Yes.

Dude, you're weird. What's your favorite color? Well, I'm a green sea turtle and I eat green sea grass and green sea kelp. What do you think my favorite color is? Green! Nah, it's purple. If you make another joke like that, I'll make your eyes purple. Dude, is it just me or does this smell like feet?

Yeah, it does. We should throw it away. Yeah, we probably should. Wait, who's that at the door? My question is, why do you know so much about feet? In order for you to discern something like this, your nose has data that I don't. Today, I'm going to be tickling random people who are wearing blue hats. Okay, today I'm going to be tickling random people who are wearing white shirts. You probably wanted him to take his shirt off.

Also, why is he that scared of you? He's running like a child lost in Walmart. I hate sharing a hotel room with Nick because I bought another piece of chocolate to eat tonight, but I left for 10 minutes and when I came back, it looked like this. I really hope it's from him taking a bite out of it. not something else. Yeah, buddy, he was definitely thinking about Megan Staley and while you were gone. Nick thinks it's impossible to run with the same arm and same leg, but I think I can do it,

so I'm going to prove him wrong. Bro, you look ridiculous. Why are you guys complicating this? You can run normally and get the same outcome. I swear that these two are both fighting for the same brain cell. Oh, apparently Taylor Swift just dropped a new album. I bet it's trash. I'm sure it is.

Dude, the huss are not going to like you because you're a swift. You don't even look like you want to be there. Ranking best on expect of Fills. And this would be the time I kicked their ass. Dude, why put your finger there? You knew it was gonna happen. Honestly deserved. I don't even care he missed. Look at that flexibility. If I tried this, my pelvis would snap like a Thanksgiving wishbone.

Damn boy, this rabbit has no fear! I can only wish I had legs like that. My legs look like the Ice King. Dude, what a humiliating way to do that. die imagine your headstone saying you died because of fart spray in a children's tree costume that's brutal just a thought maybe you shouldn't be doing tic-tock dances when your little brother's playing basketball that was probably the most expensive backflip i've ever seen you better hope you got apple care insurance buddy out of all the shoes you could have got hit by you got hit by vans dude vans are heavy they always land right side of

had a SpongeBob Beach moment. Imagine falling asleep and waking up to smelling like swamp ass. I would be so mad if I smelled like Gator Booty. Dude, this guy's tombstone is gonna look so sad. Rest in peace, requies, died by a neighborhood park bench. If there's a nest that big next to my bedroom, I'm running away. I'm not just running out my room. I'm running out the country.

Dude, I think I watched a guy almost die. If it was me doing this with my friends, would lock the door on me. There's really nothing like dad coming to the rescue. W's in the chat for dad. Okay, his man is brave as hell. Hey bro, I got neck.

Guys, even the United States military is afraid of was. Personally, I don't blame them. These things are terrifying. Whoever touched that wasf's nest is an actual menace to society. I wouldn't dare touch that with my hand. It would look like SpongeBob with Ebola.

I think this kid just accepted his fate. It's over. buddy, you're gonna join SpongeBob. This is the end. Dude, the crazy part is that they locked eyes before he launched in him like a boulder. It's coming. Bro, how did you stand up so fast?

Did you press the spacebar twice? Are you in creative mode? Sorry, but I'm not going to a water park with a chandelier of swamp ass in my face. And that is the moment they got kicked out the water park. Damn boy, that's a fat-ass gerbil. God chose the most random spawn point for you She definitely died

Alright P, my girl She's about to be posted up like Bethany Hamilton I believe I can die Bro, this kid was literal inches away from splattering Bye bye big old ass Damn girl, you're slipping harder than Diddy and baby oil I'm so sorry What is the caption of this video

I promise I didn't make this video This was sent to me This guy wants to be Superman's so bad. Superman wears a thong. I don't want to see you in a thong. Woo! What the hell?

Legend has it. He's still saying, what the hell? Honestly, though, if the slide was that big, I would say it that long, too. That kid was so lucky there was a window. Whenever this kid was born, he probably forgot to download fear. Imagine going to a water park and not knowing how to swim. She's never trying this again. She was a fairy.

The video really said She was a fairy. I'm not sure about you, but if this happened to me once, I will do it again. Right now, you... My question is, why was he even holding it like that? Is this guy pretending to have a girlfriend?

Is this what it's like to be single? My God! How in the hell are you so weak that you can't even hold a tin foil shield? By the way, your house looks like Wally's junkyard. This video was reversed. You're not fooling me. Dude, that door here.

hit harder than my father with a belt. This wind would be perfect for fat people. Imagine if your accountability partner was like the wind. Let him cook now. Let him cook. I said let him go. I feel like God's seen him aura farming a little too much. If I were God, I would do that too.

Wait, I think we're lost. So I never let you drive. Wait. Where are we? What's happening? What did you take us? Dude, how the hell did you get up there? The battle bus?

As far as we know, she's taking you to tilt it. What? You lady are taking a gander at Koso's undelivered breakfast. If you think that's bad, there's more where that came from. What's this guy yelling at me? You roll your window down? Yeah. Give me your number.

Give me your number. Give me your number. Give me your number. Give me your number. Give me your number. Your number. Give me your number. To be fair, she did laugh at the joke. This right here goes to show that personality isn't everything.

Bye. Good night. Drive safe. Damn girl, you're smart. If you play that driving down the street, the police will never pull you over. Die windshield. I mean window. I don't have a window anymore.

Well, actually, that's not a windshield. This girl's correcting everybody's grammar, but can't stand on. two feet. Why would they do this? Someone say bingo? Bamba bingo! The teacher behind the desk looks so confused. Being a teacher in Gen Z sure must be held. No, I'm in school right now.

What's good on my friends? If this guy keeps screaming, the unschool officer is going to lose his shit. Not like the school officer ever gets used. He's going to feel like Thor getting his hammer again. You guys are eating all the time in class. You've been talking to me like Mario all day long. A 50-year-old man getting rage baited by children. I do not think the kids care about London booze and Hienstolt's first and last chance.

Dog of the day. How do cows do that? Like, calculator. Damn, if this guy laughs anymore, he's actually going to piss his pants. He sounds like an ostrich doing a mating call. You're not fooling me, Billy, badass. I've seen you shake your hand in pain. Are you ready?

On your mark. Damn, dude, you tackled her like the president's bodyguards. Dude, with that shark, I could have made some food that made Gordon Ramsey nut. Well, good. Umnich. All right. Holy shit, is this the one sheep the shepherd found in the Bible? This is my pet duck Adam going for his first swim.

Be careful, Adam. Shit, if that duck is that for, fast. I'm renaming him Yamaha. Hello, though. I feel like this is what a suicidal fish looks like. Why are you mad? Are you angry? She didn't throw it? Well, well, well, gooners are shaking their fist at this one. Sir, why are you concerning yourself with your dog? What do you do with your dog?

I would do the same thing if my homie did this in front of me. The videos from the Kelly family, why would you even allow your children to do this? It's a little weird you all stood up, but go off, Queen.