Ryth - Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 7)

Episode Date: April 18, 2026

Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 7) ...

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Starting point is 00:00:01 How do you cosplay as Michael Jackson and lose his aura on his behalf? You're probably a real man. Fike. Dude, the universe literally told him to stop skating. Sitting with the homeless people is honestly fake. Ooh, that's a testicle surgery. I got this. This guy just got ragged on like a retro video game.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Guys, I think this video is the reason. Guys, I think this video's the reason why Kung Fu Panda 5 hasn't came out. You can't have the Furious 5 when you have the Furious 4. Imagine getting caught red-handed this badly. That face didn't look cheap. R-I-P. Dude, I swear people refuse to let monkeys just live. The caption reads, funniest monkey moments.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Bro, I'm about to cry. If I see another video like this, this image might actually be. be true. Listen, if that juice box is going to make you that happy, then just keep it. I can't believe it. Dini Kong got range baited before GTA 6. The U.S. military, the same military that can't close a door with their own strength. Dude, some of these soldiers are so stupid.
Starting point is 00:01:51 They're like level one barbarians. Now that is the strategy that you don't use when you're capturing Maduro. Shit, he got neutered on the chair. I guess he's dorming with the girls now. Well, he's getting his ass beat. This boy took Stay Frosty to a whole other level. Dude, this guy was such a bad friend. He was staying behind his homie.
Starting point is 00:02:22 You let him go. You know what? I don't blame him. I would scream like Muscle Man Nutting, too. Quick point I would like to make. You don't even need a zip line. You can use fishing line. What would you do?
Starting point is 00:02:42 if we'd probably in your head. No, no, no. Dude, your defense mechanism has just one problem. Why would you set up a gate with holes? They can crawl through that. Girl, you had like five minutes to outrun that ball. You for sure could have ran three feet in five minutes. I'm sorry, who the hell hired this guy for security?
Starting point is 00:03:14 To be fair, he would be a good bouncer. I would never see him coming. Shit, all that muscle. for playing with shoe laces. Sign me up. If I make the shot, wherever you send this video to has to get you McDonald's right now. Dude, why do I feel like somebody's going to super chat $5? But whoever does, give them a W in the chat.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Give me a dunk, baby. Oh my. Damn, LeBron James has been real quiet since this dropped. He didn't just make the shot. That thing was swirling around like a turn. This guy really hit bro with a ghost move. He genuinely made him look like he was on 500 ping. Damn, that was.
Starting point is 00:04:05 saucy you literally shited on him soccer players watching this video be like listen man not everybody's cool like football players bro imagine opening YouTube shorts and you see somebody drop a log of shit honestly if this kid did this to me I would probably end up in federal prison what's wrong big oh ass you can't eat your chocolate sunday if my girlfriend did this this would be the last time she gets called my girlfriend hey buddy I think your hands Yeah, dude, aura farming until you crash into a wall. Great job, buddy. Now your pants looks like you pissed yourself.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Bro skating like he's being chased. Tyler isn't here. The caption says, holy aura. Bro, you folded yourself like an auntie and pretzel. Dude, I would have busted my ass. I would have the harmonica sponge bob teeth. Bro in the back fell in love. The guy in the background really said, yep, that's boo. I got this Shit, that dunk was so epic
Starting point is 00:05:43 It's about to affect LeBron's legacy If there's a nest that big next to my bedroom I'm running away I'm not just running out my room I'm running out the country Dude I think I watched a guy Almost die If it was me doing this with my friends
Starting point is 00:06:07 They would lock the door on me There's really nothing like dad Coming to the rescue W's in the chat for dad All right, poke it. Because man is brave as hell. Hey, bro, I got neck. Guys, even the United States military is afraid of was.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Personally, I don't blame them. These things are terrifying. Whoever touched that wasst nest is an actual menace to society. I wouldn't dare touch that with my hand. It would look like SpongeBob with Ebola. I think this kid just accepted his fate. It's over, buddy. You're going to join SpongeBob.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Dude, if that was me, my diaper would be so loaded. Target acquired more like you gave him the Christopher Reeve DeLuss. Imagine faceplaining in snow and getting slammed by a shirtless bloke in the process. This boy definitely got turned into a slinky. Me whenever I'm trying to plug in my charger. Here's a pro tip. Look at the outlet as you plug in your charger. How that one friend be dressing during summer.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Ha ha, so me. When your shoes aren't at the door on bin night. Dude, every time I do this, I feel like I'm mute to. When it's time for you to study, then everything starts to become. interesting. And that's exactly why I cheated off the Asian girl in class. You're injured, but you want to see how injured you really are. Make sure it's all low. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Damn boy, you turned yourself into a Scanwalker. Okay, everybody? Dude, the precision is absolutely crazy. I would so derail a train. Shit, I can only imagine that AirPod warranty, probably a hundred centuries. If I was born on the job, I would so do this. This is peak male experience. Sir, what the hell's got you eating that?
Starting point is 00:09:01 Is your name, Gio, dude? Good God, what kind of peppa pig-ass architecture is this? Now from the top, make it drop. That's what makes you beautiful. Why are you mad? Are you angry? She didn't throw it? Well, well, well, gooners are shaking their fist at this one.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Now from the top, make it drop. That's what makes you beautiful. Sir, why are you concerning yourself with your dog? What do you do with your dog? Now from the top, make it drop. That's what makes you beautiful. I would do the same thing if my homie did this in front of me. Now from the top, make it drop.
Starting point is 00:09:53 That's what makes you beautiful. The videos from the Kelly family, why would you even allow your children to do this. Now from the top, make it drop. That's what makes you get on it. It's a little weird you all stood up, but go off, Queen. Hey, are you guys closing a few minutes, but can I still get food? Um, can I do a large pepperoni pizza?
Starting point is 00:10:18 Um, can do four cookies. The way that she gave him the stank face is priceless. She actually looks like she's about to kill your family. Oh, excuse me? Hey, excuse me? Sorry, one second. Oh, no, I need you right now. Dude, that I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Dude, this employee is getting rage baited so bad. That guy saw he was busy. He just wanted to piss him off. Hey, uh, I know it's like five minutes before closing time, but I was, uh, wondering if I could get some footlongs. This dude thinks acting like a baby's going to prevent the footlong being made. Whop, womp, buddy, get to work. Just trying to get some food for my family and I, this is, you know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Oh. All right, so our, that's our cook outside. Huh? You're doing! That is what I call typical Nissan Ultima behavior. Hi. How you doing? I know you're about to close, but can I get 10 cheeseburgers?
Starting point is 00:11:14 Ten cheeseburgers? I agree. What kind of big oh ass is buying 10 cheeseburgers? Wait, I think we're lost. So I never let you drive. Wait. Where are we? What's happening?
Starting point is 00:11:31 What did you take us? Dude, how the hell did you get up there? The battle bus? As far as we know, she's taking you to tilt it. Um, what fucking fat ass? Order this. You lady are taking a gander at Koso's undelivered breakfast. If you think that's bad, there's more where that came from.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Who's this guy yelling at me? You roll your window down? Yeah. Give me your number. Give me your number. Give me your number. Give me your number. Give me your number.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Give me your number. Give me your number. Give me your number. You know, what? To be fair, she did laugh at the joke. This right here goes to show that personality isn't everything. Bye, good night. Drive safe.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Damn girl, you're smart. If you play that driving down the street, the police will never pull you over. Die windshield. I mean window. I don't have a window anymore. Well, actually, that's not a windshield. This girl's correcting everybody's grammar but can't stand on two feet. The fact this video took eight hours to make, you guys are
Starting point is 00:12:47 so unemployed dude i get it it's a cool trick shot but please put those johnsons away 35 hours of your stank swamp ass sitting on that couch that's crazy oh holy shit only two hours tried doing a five minutes shower bro this got to be the dumbest advertisement i've ever seen listen i get that you had good intentions when you made this product but bro this is not gonna stop a piece of shit state from giving you a ticket. Bro, this guy really said, what tin officer? Come on, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:58 If that is really your mindset when a cop pulls you over, you're getting fucking arrested. Dude, he made the face that's like you too. Me too. Damn, boy, he just got turned into Michael Jackson. How was your day, King? Bro, he was asking you how your day was.
Starting point is 00:14:27 There was nothing gay about it. That air pump really hit, bro. with a squid word face. I'm sorry, but another man's fingers are not going to be inside me. Wait, pause. See, now that is gay. She's never doing this again. Well, there goes $1,000.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Oh. This is a real... Madison! So many emotions in one video. She's definitely going to get the whoop and spoon. Yes. Is this what happens when aura farming on poor people goes wrong? She definitely had a mini heart attack
Starting point is 00:15:34 If that was me, I would write a thank you letter to Apple for their package quality This is why 10-year-old should not have phones Dude drop test free Unrapet Jesus My warm-mouthed Whee
Starting point is 00:15:54 Whee Whee Hey Damn girl, call yourself the first Superman How you're not gonna fly anymore Dude who cares about his balls That went inside him like a more. I begin to pass out
Starting point is 00:16:11 and my head hit the wall. This girl really pulled a SpongeBob just now. I got this. The Bluetooth device. That is not a Bluetooth device. A Bluetooth device is wireless. I don't know about you, but that's pretty connected if you ask me.
Starting point is 00:16:29 That's why I love Nestle crush. Bro, that pole folded faster than you in front of your crush. I got this. Dude, what the hell are you doing are you trying to become the zesty Michael Jordan logo? Yo, Joe, Joe, I bet you're 20 bucks you can't catch this ball.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Quiet. Eey. Was Lil Bro trying to catch the ball with his face? I would never let this kid play trampoline dodgeball. Well, he's a menace through society. Somebody promote this kid to National Guard. I got this. What is he doing?
Starting point is 00:17:09 Is he preparing for a charge attack? Whoever threw that ball at the baby, you're going to hell. Somebody really said headshot. Be honest with me, none of us is competing with number three. I think I just witnessed this kid become the coolest guy at the trampoline park. The aura this kid has is exonerating. Too bad this guy was a second too late. He thought he was so cool he posed for the camera.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Too bad your future kids will never see your video. Dude, you guys did him dirty with that sound effect. Let me get this straight. He gets a charge out of things in his booty. Hold up. Damn, dude, nature really is cruel. I bet getting a face full of Santa's ass was not on your bingo card. Such a perfect sound effect.
Starting point is 00:18:22 That costed a lot of money. This guy better hope he's got a valid warranty. That was probably the worst gender reassignment surgery I've ever seen. Shit, well, that's unlucky. You better hope those booty picks are backed up to the cloud. She's never doing this again. POV, you discover the least stereotypical meathead group. Gotta be someone here this time.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Have to me. You know what, props to that kid for not being a sensitive little sissy. The caption says, bro flipped off the wrong people. Bro, he's like five foot too. This guy really extended his arm out, all for a terminally ill, granny. Sir, that guy is not an introvert. This is Lona's X versus Vector. You two are like the embodiment of this picture right here.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Sorry, pal, but this guy mocks you in every way. He's about to whoop your ass. Oh, so that's how this movie became a thing. And that would be the day I sell my house. You didn't find a kitty, bro. You found hero brine. That doesn't look like a dog. That looks like something that should have died in Noah's flood.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Dude, somebody called the police on this phone. Your children are down there getting mutilated by who knows what. The caption says, what is there? Uh, somebody's phone? It literally sounds like a ringtone through a sound pill, you pansy. Yeah, yeah, smash, next question. You know, I would probably fall in the trees and Donkey Kong eats my corpse. Damn, dude, the brand new Crossy Road update is actually crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:43 If somebody did that to my parachute, I'm killing them before I die too. Boon full of sugar. Shit, this guy played way too much smash bros. He actually thinks he's peach. I got this. Ma'am, what the hell do you think you're doing? A trick shot off the World Trade Center? Dude, if that's the way Jesus Christ is coming back to Earth, I want to see it today.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Oh, damn. R-I-P, Bozo. She totally got you. Well, she's about to get assassinated. If that was driven through my chest, I would fall like a medieval night. He deserved it. Smacked a metal trash can. What did you expect?
Starting point is 00:22:42 Listen, guys, why make a snow angel with your feet when you can become the snow angel? Dude, I would be so excited if I found that. This would be more exciting than finding Excalibur. This dude literally and figuratively just Thanos snap that ice. What a nice day in Iowa, eh? Yeah, this is great. Yeah, dude, I don't think it's a good day in Iowa. This is the end.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Dude, the crazy part of it. is that they locked eyes before he launched in him like a boulder. It's coming. Bro, how did you stand up so fast? Did you press the spacebar twice? Are you in creative mode? Sorry, but I'm not going to a water park with a chandelier of swamp ass in my face. And that is the moment they got kicked out the water park.
Starting point is 00:23:47 How bad could I possibly be? How bad can I be? I'm just stealing all the trees. Ah! You're a morat! The dedication. in these pranks is crazy. I feel like if we try doing this, we'd get a restraining order.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Welcome back to my crib. It's Bowser. Is that the star? I've been looking for this for so long. It's me, Mario, and my slightly less famous brother Luigi. I'm going to protect that star from you right now. What you're doing? That has got to be one of the zestiest jumps I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:24:20 They don't even look like Mario and Luigi. They look like a dying child to make a wish. Dude, how many friends does he have? to make these videos with if i was cosplaying as alvin my fat ass would probably fall over good morning girls today's a sunny day in san die because i stole the moon vector committing crime with direction and magnitude the fact that he does this in the girls college dorm means he's definitely got ladies this guy's riz level with the ladies is probably off the charts good morning san diego good morning san diego good morning san diego good morning san diego good morning san diego
Starting point is 00:25:05 Dude, I swear this guy's doing everything but the college homework. The effort in these skits are crazy. By the way, good morning, San Diego. Nothing beats a Chit-2 holiday. If I was that other person, I would just quit football. If I was caught on camera failing that bad, it's over. You could tell he was waiting his whole life for this moment. This guy actually gave himself a five-second grace period to see if he was dreaming.
Starting point is 00:25:37 This bamboo was being so extra. You thought the bamboo was dramatic. Look at his zesty ass. I sure bet that sweaty teenager in that costume feels like a king right now. What are y'all seeing? What is it? Are y'all saying that for a sub goal? I'm sorry, this guy likes dudes.
Starting point is 00:26:06 How are you going to reject this? What is wrong with you? Definitely very into Asian men. I'm Asian actually. Oh. Yeah. Can we hug? Sure.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Okay. Bye. Dude, I do not think that she factored in that Asian men were smart. He found out that she was a big o'ass and he was out. Mr. White, what would be the first meal that you would feed me? Salad. Listen, I hate being the guy that points out the elephant in the room. Can you actually help me find directions to, uh, just like, just like to your heart?
Starting point is 00:26:39 I want to think you on a day. I mean, where is he right now? You what the fuck? Someone put this man in jail. This man was literal inches away from sexual. Harassment. Bro, not the Ferrari. Yep, 72 in a school zone.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Enjoy 15 pounds of pickles on your car. Bro, pickle juice out in the sun. That's got to smell like a bass pro shop bathroom. Oh, looks like we got another speeder. Yep, 53 to school zone. Enjoy cleaning up 10 pounds of our freedom song, buddy. Yeah, dude, he's speeding in a school zone, so let's just completely blind him from driving. Oh, looks like we got another one.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Yep, 59 in a school zone. Enjoy 20 pounds of spaghetti's on your Camaro loser. This guy really calling him. Dad of Camaro get cataract surgery. Oh, looks like we got another one. Yep, 50 freaking two in a school zone. Enjoy cleaning baked beans off your Ford. Dude, out of all cars to be beefing with, you chose a Dodge
Starting point is 00:27:30 Caravan. Oh, looks like we got another one. Yep, 82 in a school zone. Enjoy cleaning blue cheese off your car. Stinky cheese on a sports car. Yeah, I'm not surprised if you get shot. Dude, this guy was this close to becoming a Happy Wheels mini game. You, sir, need to get your driver's license revoked. You are a commercial truck driver. How do you mess up this bad? They say that only Jesus can walk on water. We'll explain this one, atheist.
Starting point is 00:28:09 This dude thinks spanking the water like a baboon spankes his ass is going to scare off the shark. Sweet Jesus, that's a big swamp puppy. This video was definitely in Florida. Dude, how did you even practice for something like this? You're a stalker dude. Epstein can only dream of having skill like this. Note to self, never play slapjack with this guy. That hand coordination is something. He must be really good with the ladies. I am shocked this video is not edited. How do I know this?
Starting point is 00:29:11 Look at the ceiling fan. Court is adjourned. Dude, I only wish I could have confidence like this guy. If I walk into a casino and I see this guy, I'm already filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Buddy, you should not be crying. This man had a baseball bat. This could have ended much worse. You, sir, are an actual piece of human trash.
Starting point is 00:30:01 You got in the road, you got in his way, and then you break his window. Make this make sense. What fuck is your brother? Honestly, if I was that motorcyclist, I do the same thing. Oh, what's that? They're old people. Well, old people shouldn't be driving. I got a kid in my fucking car.
Starting point is 00:30:24 And you're driving like an asshole. You want to videotape me? Fuck you. Is that all? Damn, dude, this guy really said Falcon Punch! Even when Asian people are angry, they're still respectful about it. Out of any road rager to deal with, I hope it's this guy. She's never trying this again.
Starting point is 00:30:54 She was a fairy. The video really said, she was a fairy. I'm not sure about you, but if this happened to me once, I will do it again. Right now, you... My question is, why was he even holding it like that? Is this guy pretending to have a girlfriend? Is this what it's like to be single? I got this!
Starting point is 00:31:13 How in the hell are you so weak that you can't even hold a tin foil shield? By the way, your house looks like Wally's junkyard. Wow! This video was reversed. You're not fooling me. Dude, that door hit harder than my father with a belt. This wind would be perfect for fat people. Imagine if your accountability partner was like the wind.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Let him cook now. Let him cook. I said let him go. I feel like God's seen him aura farming a little too much. If I were God, I would do that too. My 14 year old is officially pregnant and having a child. Before you guys come for me, she has been in a relationship since she was 12. Why are you happy about this?
Starting point is 00:32:04 Is your daughter dating Epstein? My cat, Charlie died. We cremated her and I put her inside of this baby's body. So you're telling me you put cremated pussy in your baby. What the fuck? You're not American if you've never had a Pop-Tart wrapped in four skin. Sorry, but where do you source the skin standing outside a newborn's hospital? I personally believe that when you judge people, the universe will put you in their shoes.
Starting point is 00:32:29 You know what, guys? I really hate Mr. Beast. Well, bye-bye, Granny. At least you'll live long enough to see GTA 6. Listen, man, I think God is trying to tell you something. At this point, man, I would just become a monk in Southeast Asia. Hate to break it to you, buddy, but you're going to be broke. This lifestyle can't be for everybody. Well, he's a dirty dog.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Dude, you don't even look 18 yet. Who are you becoming? Why are you celebrating? I just realized it's 2026, RIP. And that would be the moment I pretend sleepwalking and kill them. You know what? Having friends like this, why would you even want enemies? Dude, the prank was.
Starting point is 00:33:52 so phenomenal, he had to congratulate them. Damn, boy, I didn't know your mom was Nicole Waterson. If a video like that of me got published, my life is over. Call me Mordecai the way I'd be depressed. It's not the fact he's scared. There's a white person in his bed. Bro, with an antenna like that, the only thing on the radio would be jingle bells. I'm willing to bet that eyesore has more durability than a gold sword.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Damn, boy, call you Thanos the way you reduce that shit back to. be at him. Good God. This is more fragile than your ex's feelings. Okay, we're ready. Shit, well, RIP Uncle Pedro, you didn't die in vain.
Starting point is 00:34:55 These are the best reflex moments. Maybe next time, don't try throwing an axe at the floor. This is insane. Bro, if it wasn't for this guy's Jedi power, she would be John F. Kennedy. Rose the real flash.
Starting point is 00:35:18 If you're that fast with your hands, you must be one hell of a bachelor for the ladies. That was so close. Yeah, dude, because throwing an axe out of bounty wobble bubble ball is not going to get you killed. Bro casually saves her life. How do you feel your chances are in the ALEs? I mean, I love our chances. You know, it's been...
Starting point is 00:35:38 Because of what this man just did, he is so cracking tonight. This guy is so getting killed. If he did this to my house, I'm going to treat him like a bird and duck dynasty. Usually I'd say his wife would kill him, but I don't think he has a wife love. I guess you got the perfect fertilizer for the next tree. Dude, I would not be yelling and joy if I was you. Dude, you're clinging on the last inch of the green giant's penis. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the only documented photograph of Kees-Fart.
Starting point is 00:36:34 What happened to the cameraman? Uh, he's no longer with us. That shit fell apart faster than a teenage girl's feelings. Alright, I'm gonna tag up this motherfuckin' wall. Like I'm gangster like God. Okay, wait. Yeah, because you're so gangster, you brought about the Minecraft death page. Anyways, would you rather be smart and beautiful or dumb and ugly?
Starting point is 00:36:59 Dumb and ugly? No, wait, smart and beautiful. Like, I didn't understand the question. Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it. Oh, take the potatoes. Oh, why don't you was told me the place? Shit, I would have done the same thing. Just tell me to take the...
Starting point is 00:37:21 the potatoes. Dude, that lock is not for doors that go left and right. It's for back and forth. Hi, oh, you're so cute. What's your name? What's your name? Oh, hi, Vino Moose. Oh, hi, Veno Moose.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Imagine baby talking for so long, though, you become the IQ of a baby. How many genders are there? I don't know. I just got here. This dude really said, I just got here. That's probably the most genius thing I've ever heard. Honestly, your only weapon at this point is to start pissing on the manlet.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Dude, that scream should be a YouTube sound effect. I feel like if Toy Story was actually real, this would be the live action. Run. Imagine being scared shitless. You can't even move. Oh my God. Dude, if this was my car, my heart would sink through my ass. Listen, I understand riding low, but why a Ferrari?
Starting point is 00:38:55 Bro, where the hell are you even driving the back roads of little St. James? There you go slow. And that's why you don't buy a supercar with a $100 delivery service. The video says minus 25 grand. Dude, that's generational dead. Tats. Somebody please explain to me how she fell. There was nothing there.
Starting point is 00:39:42 You tripped on Neptune's foreskin. Honestly, I would do the same thing. If there is a kid blocking my way from achieving my dreams, you bet I'm trampling him. Dude, that obstacle was so avoidable. You failed so badly, you deserve to get baptized. Honestly, man, what was even your plan with that? There's no reason to be fancy about it. Just jump over it.
Starting point is 00:40:17 If I was this girl, I would just quit running. If I were to fail like that on camera, I'm changing professions. Dude, that monkey's smile was bigger than me. Midniz on Twilight Princess. So you're telling me your monkey butt doesn't make your eyes water, but an onion does. Shit, if I was in a glass incubator all day,
Starting point is 00:41:08 I'd find anything funny too. I agree with the monkey. I don't need the Gucci sweater. It's hot as shit outside. This dude couldn't believe his eyes. He was absolutely dumbfounded. Damn, dude, he blinded that cop more than Neptune's head. Your highness, I'm sure it's not.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Not you're talking about Come on. Aren't you a good citizen? What do you mean? Aren't you a good citizen? Shouldn't you be in better shape? Grab them. Watch them.
Starting point is 00:42:00 This kid used 1% of Tom Brady's power and completely outmaneuvered the feds. Bro, somebody please call Marvel. I think we got the next Spider-Man. He's not supposed to sign a license over here for him. Why is he running? Robert, you're good, bud. He's running because he has something to hide.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Dude, this guy is the guy is the, The founder of not understanding the assignment. The amount of jokes I can make with this photo as diabolical. You know what? If I had Shrek's pubes in my mouth, I would do that too. Listen, man, you shouldn't leave a banana out in the open. Only Lord knows what someone would do with it. Bro, that drawing is almost as bad as Stephen Hawking drawing with his feet.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Dude, with that shark, I could have made some food that made Gordon Ramsey nut. Holy shit, is this the one sheep the shepherd found in the Bible? This is my pet duck Adam going for his first swim. Be careful Adam. Shit, if that duck is that fast, I'm renaming him Yamaha. I feel like this is what a suicidal fish looks like. Imagine being so bored in school that you destroy their property. I get it, school sucks, but grow up, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:58 This guy broke his school's Chromebook because his crummy friend told him to. Why are you shocked? You deserve what happened. Dude, if the entire class was down to do this, you are probably the worst teacher ever. The levels of boredom that caused this to happen is immaculate. Damn, boy, this guy just became the live action of Veggie Tales. Buddy, your physics lesson sucks. You're getting jizz everywhere. Dude, why is the dog so scared of water? You drink water.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Ellie, you have to stop now. You're going to learn. Maybe say sick? No, it's not... This dude just sounded like a goblin just died. To be fair, if 80 pounds of pooch jumped on me, I'd probably make that noise, too. This dog actually has zero survival instinct. If this dog was in the wild, it would probably be in the sky with a bald eagle.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Oh my goodness, you all right? Dads in the morning be light Hispanic dads in the morning be like Gigi Stop! They are so getting a letter from the HOA I can only imagine that water bill This dog is definitely a mafia boss
Starting point is 00:46:00 Come on guys, this dog definitely killed somebody

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