Ryth - Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 8)

Episode Date: April 19, 2026

Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 8)

Yeah, boy. Dude, you're devious as hell for gassing him like that. What are these Austrian painter activities? I really feel bad for this guy. He's going to smell like gator pussy for weeks. Shit, well, if you guys see a brand new global pandemic, it's because of this video. Bro, imagine getting your back blown out harder than James Charles. So you're telling me, Mantis could do all this to Po, but he can't handle a little skateboard.

Dude, if I see that in Jurassic Park, I'm throwing a pokey ball at it. Holy shit, it's actually my profile picture. This dog actually looks like he's gooned out of his mind. Bro, why does this drawing look like some I'm 14 and this is deep shit? Who has the loudest scream? Sir, why in the hell are you looking at me like Sergeant Roderick? Doey. Yeah.

How loud can you scream? I don't know. Was that good? I can't hear anything anymore. Ruby. Hey, what's up? How loud can you scream? I just got the same rehearsal.

Oh, okay. You might need to go back to rehearsals because your voice is fried. Mira, what? How loud can you scream? I don't know. Let me check. Oh, yeah. Damn, girl, your voice is almost as good as Squidward playing the clarinet.

Hey, Nick, how loud can you scream? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I can beat the record. Yo, call you Mr. Crabs the way you threw that ass back. Okay, if you do, everyone will subscribe. Nah, don't subscribe to him. Subscribe to all of us instead. Did I win? Shit, keep screaming like that and you look like Shrek with his stringy ass tartar gruel.

You know what? I'm not surprised Santa's like that. Having children sit on your lap all year, I imagine you to be weird. This guy has all this muscle but no ass. Bro, please put away those pathetic mosquito bites. So relatable. Is this what happens when Larry gets tipsy? We... You know, this was a normal thing.

video until you put this shit. I'm just thankful that I don't have to deal with Groot's fertilized morning wood. What a cute little manlet. Mr. Gru said steal the moon, not drop a moon. This video genuinely put a shiver down my spine. Whoever was afraid of the ocean, I'm sure you're much more scared now. I feel like this is all the proof you need that cameramen are invincible. If you're holding a camera, you're practically in creative mode. Genuine question, what the hell was that kid doing? The one thing preventing you from death is letting go of a twig. I know, he's locked a door.

I guarantee you think that kiddie's not so cute anymore, huh? Lock the door next time, idiot. This dog is actually Satan himself. Shoot, in a matter of three seconds, he went from salty sputoon to Super Winnie Hut Jr. Damn, dude. The Lego set is more durable than that car. I swear you don't even need to touch it. You can ass queef and it'll fall apart.

You know what happened last time? Just drive careful. Please. Seeing somebody get a bubble bath and a 2005 Honda CRV was not on my bingo card. And that was his last day on earth. Bye bye, buddy. Dude, if I was a mechanic and this was caught on camera, I would quit my job. I'm sorry, but a trick shot like that does not warrant that kind of reaction.

Nice shot If this woman wasn't a horror movie She is so dying first I got this Dude at a certain point I have to admit that we are all living in a simulation Finally a trick shot that's worthy of Red Bull I get it

It's a cool trick shot but that had to hurt your hand Damn boy that back shot was probably louder than the 4th of July Holy shit the master sheifu of Dodgeball A thousand or a point More like a thousand luck points Dude that throw was so disrespectful It had to be racially motivated Fight

These dodgeball moments are hilarious Shit if this guy's master Shifu Then what's his big ol' ass, Po? He's never doing this again I got this How did you let your foot twist like Slinky from Toy Story Damn two at once

She turned soccer in a fucking dodge ball Well he Definitely got a concussion. His forehead's about to look like Patrick Starr. Ouch. He flew his way to infertility. I sure hope Unk already had kids, because after this, I don't think you're having anymore.

Well, that's your last game. Don't worry, I'll push your wheelchair around for you, like you're my grandma. Oh, wow, that's a nice ball. Which door is the strongest? I don't know, man, maybe the one that dislocates your shoulder. I got this one. Damn, Topper, you really bust out the Pippa, man. Yo, why did I just turn to Macon?

Oh, this one's gonna be too easy. That door probably broke easier than your father's condo. Tinfoil, this one seems a bit harder. Here we go. That was definitely harder, but we made. Yo, imagine being so rich this is how you spend your time. Yo, Topper, can I do some this strange for a piece of change? Carboard.

Here goes nothing. Oh, bro, I almost slip. Pro tip so you don't slip. Put one foot in front of the other. A real door. If I get through this, you have to subscribe. You guys heard him. You have to subscribe to us.

Three, two, one. The door was fake, you poser. Be gentle. Yeah, dog, be gentle. Proceeds to clap their dentures. If that water's not filtered, he might actually die. My question is, why is there a hairy-ass dog inside a restaurant kitchen? This is so relatable.

I guarantee you and your siblings are like this. Damn, boy, quit your whining. At least it's not a fun-sized milk bone. You guys made that entire arrangement just for Helen Keller to be the final shot. Holy crap, you are so majestic. Surely you won't cause any problems. Wow, so that's what happens when Smorlax uses body slam. Dude, I can tell the.

This guy does this all day, every day. This guy's legs are going to be built like Mewtube by the end of this year. Are you serious? And that would be the moment I put him down the sewer pipe. Excuse me, sir. Were you going to leave that cart right there? Yes, I'm going to grab on my hand. Your hands are full?

You want me to help you out? Dude. There you go. Hands are no longer full. My question is, why are they not fighting back? If they did this to me, they would wind up like Christopher Reeve. Hey, kid, is your dad around? No Halloween decorations before October.

Holy shit, dude. like the CEO of Cairns Honestly, I hate when people do this to my yard I should start doing this You're in a school zone You're going 40 miles an hour, bud 40 miles an hour, bud Hello there

Bro, if I'm taking out the trash At 4 o'clock in the morning And I see this, I'm so doomed That feeling when my ex-girlfriend took off her makeup Lady, what the hell are you doing? Are you trying to be the scared kangaroo? Holy shit, why does she look like? my mother before she has coffee in the morning.

The caption says unexpected. Dude, he got overnight chipping to heaven. Dude, she is so gonna look like the modern dentistry magazine when she's 50. Honestly, I'm not sure whether this is a talent or a complete it. And then I can make bird noises. Yeah, I was out in the wild spending like a week with birds. Really? No. Shit, if my hillbilly ass was out in the forest and I heard that, I'm going burn her in.

I eat my ice cream with my teeth. And I don't know that sounds weird because usually people have sensitivity in their teeth, but, uh, I don't. I don't feel it. Zendaya really said, uh, I don't feel it. Dude, this is so easy. Let me try. Well, I didn't think it was a hidden talent, but I can do this. Shit, that was so good.

I'm going to make it the outro. She's never doing this again. That's not my phone. You sped by, you startled me. I dropped it, and now you owe me a new iPhone. No, I'm not getting a new one. What are you doing? You push me over.

No, I haven't moved. I have you on camera. I don't think this Karen's getting an iPhone. Speaking of iPhone, that's not even an iPhone. Go away. I don't know what you're saying. What are you doing? My car's not even on.

She actually said you ran over my head. If he ran over your head, you would not be able to save that sentence. What is this? A sign? Oh, my neighbor's a Karen? Yeah. This is against the rules. No, it's not.

And can you move away from my sign? No, you're not. Guys, I think she's a Karen. I want to speak to your men. Don't touch me either. I don't like the way I'm getting created here. This is Exhibit A of Zero Self-Awareness. Would you treat her nice if she broke things in your restaurant?

What's your name? Where's your manager? Is it because of black? Dude, she is black. If you can't read, that's your problem. Oh. Oh, shut up. Yeah, can you get that for me? Yeah, dude, keep swirling around like Yin and Yang.

Surelyly nothing battle happened. Yeah. Dick Pug. Bro got mini heart attack. My question is, is the heart attack coming from him being scared or the extra cholesterol? Go! I feel like this is how Volkswagen GTIs try to drag race. Dude, I would not be geeking out.

If there's a tooth right there, only Lord knows what's around you. Damn, dude, we got Asian Slim Shady before GTA 6th. Dude, I understand feeling yourself, but lock the door. If you're gonna do this goofy-ass shit in your room, you need to take the precautions. I get it, you're a Sigma, but damn boy, pick that wedgy. Listen, man, I know that's uncomfortable. Hashtag free the swamp. Even when he's pretending, he still has to look up at somebody.

Lord Jesus, attention is one hell of a drug. By the way, sir, who the hell are you pointing at? Buddy, what the hell was that last attack you were doing? The blubber butt blast? Such a fan-ass! Listen, he said it, not me. Dude, why is Bro Chacho crying? It's not even your birthday.

This little dude looks like he's never been told no in his life. How do you get your ankles broken on camera? And then you have to tell the whole neighborhood. If I were this guy, I would probably never go outside again. Damn, dude, tell me how you really feel. He really feel. put on the Ninja Turtle costume and thought he can karate chop the whole table. Damn kid, you used all five muscle tissues and you flipped the table. Good stuff.

Dude, I would never trust my homie to do this. I got wegies to pick. Bro, even if a single Wafz got in my vehicle, I'm having a heart attack. Damn, that boy put on his shorts faster than me being caught doing the devil's tango. Listen man, all it takes is one misfire in your dead. If I got caked in the face by my favorite artist, wait pause. Bro, I refuse to believe that's real. I guarantee C3PO's behind this shit. Dude, you lost all badass privileges when you got Fortnite in the background.

Someone please explain how you can fight nothing and still lose. Dude, you're worried about the wrong things. You need to pick that wedgy. So that is the shit. you do after watching Shrek 2 and Madagascar. My wife and I have been happily married for two years. We've been married for 13.

Yeah, but only two of them were happy. As I walk through the valley of the shadow up, yeah, I take a look at my... Oh, so that's why it was two years happily married. If I got mogged like this every day, I'd probably throw a pot to. You're going, bro. If you walk through that door, we're done. If you walk through that door, we're done.

Wow. dude really said, Autobots, let's get the hell out of here. You break up with your boyfriend, and he leaves like this. Absolutely brutal. We're married. Of course, he drinks my milk more than the baby.

I'm Jay. I like to feel her in the shower. That is not how this goes. You're supposed to say something that's true. That is true. Oh, my God. Ma'am, please tell me why the hell you would post that. I'm not here to shame anybody,

but really a golden shower. Where you go? Hey, not me, Demarch. It's not even what it looked like, man. Damn. What the fuck does it look like? Man, listen, bro, just because I cheated one time that makes me a cheater? Yeah?

So if I cut hair one time that makes me a barber, you ain't even thinking. Sir, you got the comparisons way off. Why would you even cheat? They both look the exact same. Forget about it. You ain't even got to do nothing? Jokes on you, Arlie? I did it as a woman.

Now that is what I like to see. You know, it's about time somebody treats Wast nest the way they deserve. Bro, what kind of industrial revolution shit is this? Begone, winch! For somebody to do this, it requires nerves of steel. I'd have a heart attack. All right, you can get this ball to go in this glass, and I'll give you $100, all right?

That's not how big is. That's not going to go. Well, that was the easiest $100 of her life. My stupid ass would probably end up breaking the glass. If you can blow up this balloon without putting your mouth on it, without blowing on it, without using no air pumps, no machinery,

filling up with water or anything like that. Doing too much, you know that? She was definitely the only person that paid attention in science class. This girl is like, The Black Princess Bubblegum. Alright, look, you can get this cross to go out of this bottle without touching the cross at all,

or using anything to touch it, I mean $50, right? Working, so you, which, you, like, it's thicker than the body. Honestly, she's not a scientist, she's a wizard. Harry Potter doesn't have shit on her. Were you listening? I'm gonna get.

Dude, this teacher just scarred those children for life. If I was still in pre-K and this happened to me, I would be terrified. Well, she definitely got fired. I can already hear the principal. No shooting the students, Mrs. Smith. Don't waste your time. It's time my ass.

Somebody tell me, who is breathing so loud? Bro, save some oxygen. Squidward is dying over here. What is six plus seven? Four! Six. Damn, boy, it looks like you popped six or seven blood vessels. Oh?

Stop using chat keeping. Holy crap. Colonel Sanders let himself go. This guy went from Kentucky Fried Chicken to Kentucky Farm Cherry. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shout out to my barber dog. You, sir, need to be sued. Karma's gonna suck when somebody shaves your nappy-ass beard.

And this would be the time I kicked their ass. Dude, why put your finger there? You knew it was gonna happen. Honestly, deserved. I don't even care he missed. Look at that flexibility. If I tried this, my pelvis would snap like a Thanksgiving wishbone. Damn boy, this rabbit has no fear.

I can only wish I had legs like that. My legs looked like the Ice King. Dude, what a humiliating way to die. Imagine your headstone saying you died because of fart spray in a children's tree costume. That's brutal. The caption says, Or a farm. Bro, you have nothing to lose. Complete skill issue.

Get cataract surgery. Let's go. Dude, if this happened to me, my computer went overheat before I died. I can finally organize my items. This is awesome. No. Oh my. Bro, your microphone sounds like it's being flushed down the shitter.

It's a friendly creeper. Hey, a friendly creeper. Hello. Are you serious? Nice. This guy really hit us with a ho-like Michael Jackson, busting a nut. Dude, I think he's about to do his charge attack. Dude, what was this kid doing?

Were you trying to experience Noah's Flawn? Stop being scared to play with dudes too. Hey, Dad. Just because they... Yes, Junior. Um, what year were you born? I was born in 1984. 1984.

Yes, sir, some of the best years in life. Look it up there, you came and playing with these dudes and none like that. How is it being a slated? Huh? Listen, little buddy, I think you got the year a little off. How was slavery? Michael Jackson was the top. Artist.

I'll do it really soft. Come on. You know me. Nice and soft. Ready? Stand it a little bit closer. This dude really turned his son's skull into Pac-Man. This kid is definitely going to have headaches for a week.

The baby was aura farming so much, he was beatboxing before he slapped him up. Listen, bro, next time you tell yourself you can't cook, just watch this video again. Dude, why are you crying? The floor needed that more than you. Honestly, that's true. Super deserved to break. What the hell is that pizza? Damn, dude, that burger took notes from SpongeBob in the Sea Bear.

At this point, I'm just convinced he's Asian Nicocato. Hey, officer, why do you smell so bad? Because you're on duty? Go, go, go, go. Holy shit, a police officer with an ingrown hair in his ass, never. Officer, arrest me. Arrest me, officer. Bro, why do you want her to arrest you?

She looks like a pound shot Miranda Cosgrove. Hey, he's got a good! Shit, if you say that here in Florida, the police officer shooting everybody. I'll see your license, please. Yes, sir. Well, this work for you? I can't seem to find my license, but...

You have a good day, sir. Thank you. Well, well, well, of course you would fall for it. How long you've been driving Uber for? You better answer. We're going to give you one star. One star, bro. One star.

One star. You guys are in a lot of trouble, right? How did you get the day? Imagine having so much power, but so easy to rage bait. Sir, do you know why I... Shh, shh, shh. Hey, we were both speeding. POV, somebody's telling a cop and ugly truth they don't want to hear.

Who's head is shine here? That's very fucking effective. Holy sweet. Bro, if I were a fish, I would not jump into a boat. We know what happens when fish get into a boat. Yeah, boy. The way he got spanked in the face by a fish, it's got me nostalgic of my ex.

If I were a fish not knowing whether this was life or death, I would be like... The way he jumped in the water was so elegant. You can tell he did this before. Me after one serving of Indian butter chicken. Lady, you've already had two boys. You should have known it was going to be another one. Damn, this lady was so confident. She already dyed her hair.

The fact your dad broke his ankles revealing your gender is the biggest aura loss ever Lady, why are you crying? Girl dads are not for the faint of heart. Listen man, as a car guy, I gotta do this with my children. Dude, this guy's using gas to kill them and also use the mustache man's theme song. All that scrambling just to metaphorically have your ass out in the cold. Damn, boy, you're getting lit up so bad, you're ham boning like Rigby. That nest was probably in the worst place imaginable.

Dude, she was not worried about the cow's ass. She was worried about bigger things. That would be a crazy way to die, getting impaled on a cow's horn. Damn, dude, you're going to give that old man flashbacks. You're going to remind this guy of his friends getting mowed over in World War II. Is this really what 60-year-old men do in retirement? They go on Alpine coasters? If this is retirement, I am never retiring.

What a pan. If the word clutch was a person, it would be number nine. This dude threw the ball with the same strength as my father spanking my ass. Damn, boy, if you kept flipping, I would have thought you were doing a combo attack. I feel like that football's gonna knock down a satellite. Oh my god. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, why men are such simple creatures. That's what I'm saying.

This guy literally had 10 seconds to rethink his choice. You deserve to not have kids. This guy actually thought he was the Hulk. You're not big and strong, dude. You look like a skinny fat guy from Oregon. He gets thick enough to walk on? Dude, for sure. Yeah.

Surprise, jackass. You can't walk on it. Why was that video so satisfying? I'm going to be honest, I'm not wearing my glasses right now. He kind of looks like a random turd in the snow. Dude, somebody draft this guy into Major League Baseball. Dude, is this what Angry Birds did after they retired and made millions of dollars? Listen, in the universe of parrots, there is no federal court.

I would whoop her ass. What you doing? Kiss kiss, kiss. No. No, I don't want to kiss kiss kiss. Honestly, I do the same thing. No kiss, kiss. Yeah, you are a bitch.

Damn, talk that talk. Blah, ba-bba-ba-ba-pah. What's up, man. Hubbo. Babi-Bepse. Bro, that Pepsi's about a burst like a monk having intercourse for the first time. Dude, why does that look like a close-up of Jabba the Hutz asshole?

Habos, Babos. You know, buddy, your parents bought that on EBT, you ungrateful shit. Shit, I guess I'm buying new headphones. Bro, that tarmac is probably drier than your crush's text to you. Shit, if the sun keeps cooking these birds like that, KFC's going out of business. Sir, I could have used that egg, not the downtown manhole. Instead of laughing at the dog, how about you pick it up, you jackass? If that was my car, I would probably cry to sleep.

Yeah, dude, great idea. Let's just film a dog eating a bunch of shit water. I'm so sorry, what is the caption of this video? I promise I didn't make this video. This was sent to me. This guy wants to be Superman so bad. Superman wears a thong. I don't want to see you in a thong.

Who? What do hell? Legend has it. He's still saying, what the hell? Honestly, though, if the slide was that big, I would say it that long, too. That kid was so lucky there was a window. Whenever this kid was born, he probably forgot to download fear. Imagine going to a water park and not knowing how to swim.

Oh hell no. I don't even want to know why the dog liked it so much. As a man, I felt that. If this situation ever finds me, somebody's getting killed. Guys, is the owner being abusive or the dog is just stupid? Okay, this dog is actually cool. W in the chat for the dog. Why is bro moving around like a wind-up toy?

There's no way the goody spot is that good. Why do I feel like this dog was a horse in its previous life? Such an elegant kick. This dog was like, What is with dogs wanting their butts touch? My dog isn't like this. What do they do with their dogs? I think I actually just witnessed a murder.

The video says intrusive thoughts moments, more like potential serial killer moments. Dude, this has got to be the most impressive boredom I've ever seen. Even Carlitos was impressed. If I was the dude behind this guy, wait pause. If I was the guy sitting behind this guy, I would actually whip his ass. Nice one, jackass. Buddy, you just wasted all of that freshly squeezed caltitty. These are the best wasp nest removals.

Dude, that doesn't kill them. They're just pissed off now. So lovely how you almost break your hand and you run away like a little girl. The bride asked him to take care of the wasp. This next one's crazy. What's crazy? His bro got juked out by a foreign expedition. Damn boy, that shit looks like a burnt hush puppy

Shit, I would call that nest Abraham Lincoln the way it exploded Three, two, one, see ya Dude, when God was creating this man, he forgot to download fear Also, RIP the bike They say Red Bull gives you wings Well, this bird just flew in the damn wall Wait for it This guy actually thought he can wall climb like it's call of duty

You would have landed if you jumped like a normal human being. Dude, what happened to Batman's gadgets? Did the IRS finally take him away? Dude, what kind of witchcraft am I looking at? This guy's life passion was to what? Play with a stick? This guy's about to get 99 missed calls from Dude Perfect. In my opinion, this is luckier than winning the lottery.

This video was from Dude Perfect. What did you expect? If I see a Dude Perfect logo, I only expect perfection. Dude, that's what I'm saying. If there is any Houdini-ass shit I would like to learn, it's this. Somebody please explain to me how you train for something like this. Actually, the real question is, how have you not died while training? Whoever threw that basketball is at his aura limit.

Even if Jesus came back, it's not outshining his aura. If this happened to me, you wouldn't have to be. This happened to me, you wouldn't have to kill me. I'd already be dead. This dude's really about to be like that SpongeBob episode. You're good, you're good. By the time he's done with you, you're going to have the strangler's hands. Holy mother of Dorito Taco Bell Supreme.

If I had one video to describe college girl. at a party. Seriously, where the hell are the maintenance people when you need them? Why were you guys not doing your job? Were you just digging your ass? That feeling when you don't pull out? What the hell is in the water? Is that a cypher? Dude, it should be criminal that the video didn't show us his score. This guy is the human equivalent of Snorlax using Mega Punch. I need to keep using Pokemon references. I need to keep using Pokemon this guy is actually hit Mon Lee. Imagine being so buff that you broke the punching machine.

That sounds like a great problem to have. Listen, if that was your girlfriend, you would do the same thing. If she can punch like that, you bet I'm tooting that ass in a maid dress. Because... The fact that she almost got the second highest score is alarming. I do not want to be her boyfriend. If you want another mommy smile. Milo.

I said, if you want another mommy, smile. You want another mommy? Lady, why do you keep repeating yourself? He understood you the first time. Who is that? I don't know. It looks like my grandma. No, she doesn't. Listen, little man, that's not your grandma. That's chocolate-dipped warax. Yeah, this baby keep hitting me. I'm going to have to put him in the headlock. Yeah, him.

You? Shit, if my mom threatened me like that, I take my cartilage legs and run away. I'll mind if you want a new mom. Dude, she couldn't keep character. She really hit us with the... And that would be the moment. I go to jail for hitting a woman. This dude stubbed his toes so bad, he started speaking in ad-lips.

Imagine getting punched so bad you change your profession. Bro, I've hit one of those before. Stop acting like a wussy. Holy shit. Is this what happens when Dave Bluntz puts down the cup? Then my head hit the wall. Damn, dude, I can't wait to show you this video in 2040 when you wake up from your coma. That is crazy you made them fight.

That's not martial arts. That's partial arts. Three, two, one. Dude, this has gotta be the most yolo shit I've ever seen in my life. Two, one, please jump. It's crazy that they're the ones jumping and I'm the one that's panicking. I'm clenching my ass cheeks. I feel like the people that do this are suicidal, but they just don't want to commit.

Yeah, dude, it's all four y'all. Yeah, dude, it's all fun in games until that parachute don't work. Bro, by the time you reel in that fish, Jesus Christ is going to come back. I know the caption says level one fisherman, but that was a good cast. All right, guys, this is Bubbles, my pet catfish, and she outgrew her aquarium, so we're going to put her in her new home. See you, Bubbles. Oh, my God. Holy shit, I think we need a moment of silence for Bubbles.

Okay, time's up. Shit, you can call this fish Maduro. The way he got snatched up.