Ryth - Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 9)

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

Ranking 100 FUNNIEST Internet Videos! (Part 9)

I'm so sorry, what is the caption of this video? I promise I didn't make this video. This was sent to me. This guy wants to be Superman so bad. Superman wears a thong. I don't want to see you in a thong. Who? What the hell?

Legend has it, he's still saying, what the hell? Honestly, though, if the slide was that big, I would say it that long, too. That kid was so lucky. there was a window. Whenever this kid was born, he probably forgot to download fear. Imagine going to a water park and not knowing how to swim. And that would be the moment I go to jail for hitting a woman. This dude stubbed his toes so bad, he started speaking in ad-lips. Imagine getting punched so bad you change your profession.

Bro, I've hit one of those before. Stop acting like a wassy. Holy shit. Is this what happens when Dave Bluntz puts down the cup? Then my head hit the wall. Damn, dude, I can't wait to show you this video in 2040 when you wake up from your coma. That is crazy. You made them fight. That's not martial arts. That's partial arts. I don't know, baby. It makes Mommy look prettier. Well, but I don't think it's working. I agree with the baby. You look like you came out of Choppington City.

That is strong. That is big and strong. What about Mama? Mom is a little baby. The caption says, feel bad for mom. If the baby said it, it must be true. Dude, imagine your daughter rubbing your bald head like a fortune teller. Holy shit, the acting is crazy.

Is this Will Smith? When I turn to a grownup, I don't want to be a fat girl. I want to be his tini grown up. I don't know any fat grownups? It's a one guy's fresh from. Lady, why are you laughing? Your daughter called you fat. Get your big o ass in the gym.

Yeah, boy. Imagine being so lazy for the gym that your belly takes up that much real estate. I understand multitasking, but how do you train for something like this? Surely you don't use your butt cheeks for other reasons. Dude, I now understand why my house was built like shit. If these guys built my house, oh my God.

Bro, getting paid $18 an hour is not. worth this job. Damn dude, that guy fell apart more than your old friend's future. Yeah dude because planet Earth has the same gravity as the moon jackass. Why would he do this? Honestly I would do the same. If you're gonna prank me, everybody's gonna get pranked. Girl you literally had one job. At least she realized she was an idiot. I would so be getting a divorce. Also out of any cake you chose red velvet. Happy birthday to you. Well, she's definitely blind.

Now this girl's got to go to Sephora for her eyebrows now. Totally deserved, by the way. For all my ladies out there, cake in your hair, let me know about that. One, two, three. Damn, dude, dad was not playing around. This guy executed his mission faster than the U.S. military. How do you guys miss twice? All of you guys need to get your eyes checked.

Oh, little Timmy stuck his Cheeto fingers in the cake. Lady, you've already had two boys. You should have known it was going to be another one. Damn, this lady was so confident she already dyed her hair. The fact your dad broke his ankles revealing your gender is the biggest aura loss ever. Lady, why are you crying? Girl dads are not for the faint of heart. Listen, man, as a car guy, I gotta do this with my children.

If I make the shot, wherever you send this video to has to hit you McDonald's right now. Dude, why do I feel like somebody's going to super chat $5? But whoever does, give them a W in the chat. Give me a dunk, baby. Oh, my. Damn, LeBron James has been real quiet since this dropped. He didn't just make the shot. That thing was swirling around like a turn.

This guy really hit bro with a ghost move. He genuinely made him look like he was on 500 ping. Damn, that was saucy. You literally shitted on him. Soccer players watching this video be like, Listen man, not everybody's cool like football players. Damn, boy, you almost made the same splash as me spitting in the sink. What would you do if I do a dinged your vehicle, huh?

I still wouldn't care. I'd whip his ass. My car's 150 grand. You'd be so dead. Come on, five more seconds, let's go. Dude, five more seconds. You already put them through 15. Their muscles are probably torn by now.

This boy probably bought that car thick and it's an SUV. Oh, these are professionals? Please not a stepson. Bro, you're not fooling me. That literally says virtual FX. Maybe next time you should look both ways, dumbass. Dude, you're on a farm. You probably laid in some chicken shit.

Why the hell would you voluntarily do this? You would look like Squidward. Damn, dude, that shit was fatter than my Tinder date, last week. Well, so much for calling it a close call. You're just on suicide watch. Holy shit. As a car guy, my heart just sunk into my ass.

All right. You can get this ball to go in this glass. I'll give you $100, all right? Well, that was the easiest $100 of her life. My stupid ass would probably end up breaking the glass. You can blow up this balloon without putting your mouth on it without blowing on it without using no air pumps, no machinery, filling up with water or anything like that. Doing too much, you know that?

She was definitely the only person that paid attention in science class. This girl is like the black princess bubble gum. All right, you can get this cross to go out of this bottle without touching the cross at all. Or using anything to touch it, I mean $50, right? Working so, which is like, it's thicker than the volume. Honestly, she's not a scientist. She's a wizard. Harry Potter doesn't have shit on her.

I'm just borrowed like $100. Thank you. For a hundred dollars? Yeah. All right, let me get like another $100. Rage baiting technologically inept old people. Classic. Imagine being bored in this generation and still falling for it.

That's crazy. Oh, B'le, shit, oh man, good, good. You really have to appreciate that the Indian guy saw through the bullshit. Oh, okay, okay, bro, who the hell were you scamming? Stoik the Vass? Thank you. I just... I see it some, Mike.

Damn, Granny, if you explain, to catch up to him, maybe you shouldn't wear shoes from pay less. Now you said that give me back 100% me, that's mean you took my money. No, I didn't take your money. Imagine being so poor that you're crying over money that was never stolen from you. You know, it's about time somebody treats Wasnest the way they deserve. Bro, what kind of industrial revolution shit is this? Speak on, winch!

For somebody to do this, it requires nerves of steel, I'd have a heart attack. Dude, he made the face that's like you too, me too. Damn, boy, he just got turned into Michael Jackson. How was your day, King? Bro, he was asking you how your day was. There was nothing gay about it. That air pump really hit bro with a Squidward face. I'm sorry, but another man's fingers are not going to be inside me.

Wait, pause. See, now that is gay. She's never doing this again. POV, you discover the least stereotypical meathead group. Gotta be someone here this time. Have to be. You know what, props to that kid for not being a sensitive little sissy. The caption says, bro flipped off the wrong people.

Bro, he's like five foot too. This guy really extended his arm out, all for a terminally ill granny. Sir, that guy is not an introvert. This is Lona's X versus Vector. You two are like the embodiment of this picture right here. Sorry, pal, but this guy moogs you in every way. He's about to whoop your ass. Oh, so that's how this movie became a thing.

Damn, boy, if you punched him one more time, I would have thought it was Andrew Tate. This dude's t-shirt says, do you believe in life after love? Do you believe that there's love in your current life? That's the face my girlfriend, when I shit myself in bed. Is this the face you make when you wasted the past 15 hours of your life? Wow, dude, such a generational loss that nobody cares about. Listen, man, based on his technique, I can tell he's good with the ladies.

That feeling when you said it's five inches, but it's actually 12. Dude, this guy was this close to becoming a Happy Reels mini game. You, sir, need to get your driver's license revoked. You are a commercial truck driver. How do you mess up this bad? They say that only Jesus can walk on water. We'll explain this one, atheist. This dude thinks spanking the water like a baboon spanked his ass is going to scare off the shark.

Sweet Jesus, that's a big swamp puppy. This video was definitely in Florida. Wait, I think we're lost. So I never let you drive. Wait. Where are we? What's happening? What did you take us?

Dude, how the hell did you get up there? The battle bus? As far as we know, she's taking you to tilt it. Um, what? You lady are taking a gander at Koso's undelivered breakfast. If you think that's bad, there's more where that came from. Who's this guy yelling at me? You roll your window down?

Yeah, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, give me your number, you know. To be fair, she did laugh at the joke. This right here goes to show that personality isn't everything. Bye, good night. Drive safe Damn girl, you're smart If you play that driving down the street The police will never pull you over

Die windshield I mean window I don't have a window anymore Well actually That's not a windshield This girl's correcting everybody's grammar But can't stand on two feet Dude if this was my car

My heart would sink through my ass Listen I understand writing low but why a Ferrari? Bro, where the hell are you even driving the back roads of Little St. James? And that's why you don't buy a supercar with a $100 delivery service. The video says minus 25 grand.

Dude, that's generational debt. Yo, John, I bet you're 20 bucks. You can't catch this ball. Was little bro trying to catch the ball with his face? I would never let this kid play trampoline dodgeball. Well, he's a menace to society. Somebody promote this kid to National Guard. What is he doing?

Is he preparing for a charge attack? Whoever threw that ball at the baby, you're going to hell. Somebody really said, headshot. Be honest with me, none of us is competing with number three. I think I just witnessed this kid become the coolest guy at the trampoline park. The aura this kid has is exonerating. Too bad this guy. was a second too late.

These are professionals, please do not attempt. Professionals, you say. Professional rookies? I still can't believe it said professionals. Where's the professionalism? The caption says light work. Bro, he lost his manhood. Honestly, this is just natural selection.

If you get Gatorhead, do not be shocked. Dude, what the hell are you practicing for? The World Trade Center? Yeah, dude, great idea. Spraying flammable chemicals on a PC that's Damn dude did you take a leaf blower to the queen's tomb? Dude, I think it's time to upgrade your PC Wind force more like fire force I think this is not working I don't know about this I think I'm gonna give up I just

Oh oh oh no no no no the only solution at this point is to light the PC on fire There's roaches in your computer exploded well there goes $200. Okay, everybody Dude, the precision is absolutely crazy. I would so derail a train. Shit, I can only imagine that AirPod warranty, probably 100 centuries. If I was bored on the job, I would so do this. This is peak mail experience. Sir, what the hell's got you eating that?

Is your name, Gio, dude? Good God, what kind of. Kind of peppa pig ass architecture is this? Three, two, one, see ya. Dude, when God was creating this man, he forgot to download Fear. Also, RIP, the bike. They say Red Bull gives you wings, well, this bird just flew in the damn wall. Wait for it.

This guy actually thought he can wall climb like it's call of duty. You would have landed if you jumped like a normal human being. Dude, what happened to Batman? gadgets did the IRS finally take him away sorry but what in Megamines blue testicles did you create great job lady you created Shrex forbidden splooge dude I feel bad for the child that pumpkin projectile on bro I've played way too much Pokemon to know that fire should not interact with water like that bro what the hell is that is that a budget dumbbell shit I don't care if you're Bill and I the science guy I would kick you

out of my house this is my start This is my Donald. Dude, all of that attitude for a dog Frapecino, are you serious? He's crying. He's actually has tears in his eyes. Honestly, if I was a dog and ate this, I would probably cry too. Going from this to this probably feels like heaven. Happy Easter, buddy.

Damn, dude, what do they put in that stuff? Doesn't cure cancer? I got you a pup cut. Here, there you go. If my dog growled at me like that, I'm throwing away the Frappuccino. Piece of rotten Chinese food. You want a puppuccino? Is that right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. All right. Yeah. And that is why Huskies are the best dog breed. I'm sorry. They were too busy. I couldn't ask for a pup cup.

Oh, my. Oh, of course, fat ass is crying. You look like you've had 10 puppuccinos just today. Okay, what else can I do? Can I wish anything else? And a pup cup. Okay. This dude folded like my Macbook.

RIP your bank account. What? Damn boy, that's a fat-ass gerbil. God chose the most random spawn point for you. She definitely died. RIP, my girl, she's about to be posted up like Bethany Hamilton. Bro, this kid was literal inches away from splattering. Bye-bye, big old ass.

Damn, girl, you're slipping harder than did he, and baby oil. Dude, I got a feeling this is AI generated. Is this what we're ranking now, Gorillas versus Jungle Pussy? And his name is John C. I am so right. Klankers so made this video. How do I know this?

That booty cannot be that fat. Dude, the AI generation is so bad. Just look at the Cheetah. What the hell happened to it? And his name is John C. You know what? Seeing a gorilla suplexing a lion was not on my bingo card. Got this. Buddy, buddy, he's dead. Can you stop punching him now?

Buddy, you should not be crying. This man had a baseball bat. This could have ended much worse. You, sir, are an actual piece of human trash. You got in the road, you got in his way, and then you break his window. Make this make sense. Fuck is your brother? Honestly, if I was that motorcyclist, I do the same thing. Oh, what's that? They're old people.

Well, old people shouldn't be driving. I got a kid in my fucking car. And you're driving like an asshole. You want to videotape me? Fuck you! Is that all? Damn, dude. This guy really said Falcon Punch!

Even when Asian people are angry, they're still respectful about it. Out of any road rager to deal with, I hope it's this guy. Dude, that is not a prank. You try to insiniscite. his hand off. Bro, if I got stabbed with a knife, my first thought is to not have an orgasm. This dude has gotta be the worst son ever. You're making your dad's final days a living hell.

Shit, keep screaming like that. They're gonna think there's an active shooter. If my son did that to me, I'm gonna give him a reason to scream like that. Dude, with my spaghetti noodle ass legs, I would be one step away from becoming a chicken kebab. second kebab. Hey buddy, are you gonna like stop molesting the oxygen in the air? Seriously, can you please stop? I breathe that air too. That boy went in the water so smoothly. He looks like a drinking bird. You, sir, need to be put on suicide watch because it would be a damn shame you had a close casket because your body looks like mutilated camel shit. Listen, I get it. He's taking a shortcut, but I'm just thinking about all those germs he's getting on his body. Uh. And that would be the moment I never go into a public restroom ever again. What kind of goony-ass activity are you doing? Okay, happy Saturday.

Yeah, I don't think it's a happy Saturday. That timing was terrible. God has a sense of humor. Cool fit. Now that is going to be a funny video for the insurance company. Listen, I already hated eggs, but I really hate them now. What are y'all saying? What is it?

Are y'all saying that for a sub goal? I'm sorry, this guy likes dudes. How are you going to reject this? What is wrong with you? Definitely very into Asian men. I'm Asian, actually. Oh. Yeah.

Can we hug? Sure. Dude, I do not think that she factored in that Asian men were smart. He found out that you was a big o'ass and he was out. Mr. White, what would be the first meal that you would feed me? Salad. Listen, I hate being the guy that points out the elephant in the room. Can you actually help me find directions to, uh, just like, just like to your heart?

I want to take you on a girl. I mean, where is he right now? You what the f-f? Someone put this man in jail. This man was literal inches away from sexual harassment. Dude, this guy's using gas to kill them and also used the mustache man's theme song. All that scrambling, just to metaphorically have your ass out in the cold. Damn, boy, you're getting lit up so bad, you're ham boning like Rigby.

I got this. That nest was probably in the worst place imaginable. The caption says, Aura farm. Bro, you have nothing to lose. Complete skill issue. Get cataract surgery. Dude, if this happened to me, my computer went over heat before I die.

I can finally organize my items. This is awesome. No. Oh my. Bro, your microphone sounds like it's being flushed down the shitter. It's a friendly creeper. Hello. Are you serious?

Nice. A little creeper. Oh, hey that little. This guy really hit us with a ho. Like Michael Jackson, busting a nut. Go on, dad. Imagine being so bored in school that you destroy their property. I get it, school sucks, but grow up, dude.

This guy broke his school's Chromebook because his crummy friend told him to. Why are you shocked? You deserve what happened. Dude, if the entire class was down to do this, you are probably the worst teacher ever. Levels of boredom that caused this to happen is immaculate. Damn boy, this guy just became the live action of veggie tales. Buddy, your physics lesson sucks. You're getting jizz everywhere.

Dude, I understand feeling yourself, but lock the door. If you're going to do this goofy-ass shit in your room, you need to take the precautions. I get it, you're a Sigma, but damn boy, pick that wedgy. Listen, man, I know that's uncomfortable. Hashtag free the swan. Even when he's pretending, he still has to look up at somebody. Lord Jesus, attention is one hell of a drug. By the way, sir, who the hell are you pointing at?

Buddy, what the hell was that last attack you were doing? The blubber butt blast? Damn, boy, that arm was stiffer than Elon Musk. Dude, not only can you play the piano, but your mouth is a harmonica. Dude, how do you allow yourself to get origamied this bad? You are so not making money from this boxing match. Shit, with this guy's pathetic performance, he needs six arms to actually land a punch. The caption says, Orr, 1,000% are you sure we're talking about the same guy?

You know what? After this boxing match, I wouldn't be surprised she gets back in the kitchen. Sir, was this really your final Hail Mary attack, the frog leg finale? Dude, it doesn't. Doesn't matter if you say that. He's getting swallowed up like Noah's flood. That was about as majestic as my turd going in the toilet. Bro, y'all are jumping on top of each other. That pool's gonna smell like sardines. Sir, what makes you think you can jump in a pool like that? You think you're a fission bobber?

Such beautiful effort. Give this guy a race. My cup holders are like this, okay? So you pull it out, right? Oh, I want to get something in my center console. Dude, there's probably 10,000. Probably 10,000 Toyota Corolla is in your area, and you still chose the worst car. Starting. Pop the hood. What kind of looney-tune-ass shit is this?

All that for an oil change. Bro, your car is so complicated. Like, what does this even do? Bro, how old is that burger? 3,000 BCE? Listen, I'm probably not the first person to tell you this, but you need to put her in the ground. An American Ford Focus dancing to. Chilatina music.

Yep, we are in the golden age. If this happened to me, you wouldn't have to kill me. I'd already be dead. This dude's really about to be like that SpongeBob episode. You're good, you're good. By the time he's done with you, you're going to have the strangler's hands. Holy mother of Dorito Taco Bell Supreme. If I had one video to describe college girls at a party,

seriously, where the hell are the maintenance people when you need them? Why were you guys not doing your job? Were you just digging your ass? That feeling when you don't pull out? What the hell is in the water? Is that a scyther? Shoot, in a matter of three seconds, he went from Salty Spatoon to Super Weenie Hut Jr.

Damn, dude, a Lego set is more durable than that car. I swear you don't even need to touch it. You can ass queef and it'll fall apart. You know what happened last time? Just drive careful. Please. Seeing somebody get a bubble bath and a 2005 Honda CRV was not on my bingo card. And that was his last day on earth.

Bye bye, buddy. Dude, if I was a mechanic and this was caught on camera, I would quit my job. Dude, it should be criminal that the video didn't show us his score. This guy is the human equivalent of Snorlax using Mega Punch. I need to keep using Pokemon references. This guy has actually hit him on Lee. Imagine being so buff that you broke the punching machine. That sounds like a great problem to have.

Listen, if that was your girlfriend, you would do the same thing. If she can punch like that, you bet I'm tooting that ass in a maid dress. Because The fact that she almost got the second highest score is alarming. I do not want to be her boyfriend. Ranking the best stingrays. Dude, who added the Minecraft eating sound effects? This critter looks like the happiest guy on the planet right now.

Oh, hey there, buddy. Yeah, I would probably piss my pants too. That Stingray really said, never let him know your next move. Guys, because of this video, I now know why Chevrolet calls this car the state. Ray. Look at this guy. He's out swimming 150 pounds of muscle. Damn, that stingray was really excited to see her. He was so excited he thought that she was the meal. She's like a real Disney princess.

Dude, I think we found early life footage of Snow White. She's definitely gonna be a vet when she grows up. This ladies and gentlemen is true friendship. If you're not dancing like this with your homies, what are you doing? Dude, your pathetic war cry isn't doing anything. You're almost in the front row. Damn, Homeboy was so scared he unplugged his console. 30-year-old man scared of Disney rides, by the way.

If I took a shot of alcohol for every time she rubbed her boogers on her mother's arm, I would be dead. Imagine having a near-death experience in the last words you hear is your friend loves your hairy ass. Hey buddy, there's a fence there. It was put there for a reason. I guess you won't do it again, though, huh? Honestly, if I was doing this, my whole body would look like a middle schooler's forehead. Damn, dude. How much do you hate your mailman? Is this what happens when Amazon doesn't deliver your package?

You kill them? Well, he's dead. Saying that he's going to look like an Animal Crossing villager is such an understatement. I got this. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Guys, I think they got him. His eyes are sewn shut.

He looks like Brock. Oling Holland. I think I'd rather take a football to the face from Ronaldo than do this. This guy definitely died. Thankfully, he's already in his casket. Dude, you could have put aloe before you sprayed it. If you weren't so stupid, this wouldn't have happened. Dude, that thing sunk harder than my fat ass on a couch.

Why is bro so scary but so cute at the same time? Listen, man, if you want the paper towels, just take it. Damn, call this guy Amazon Prime the way he shipped her to Jesus. Guys, I think he gave his bloodline the Stephen Hawking special. You know, I would probably fall in the trees and Donkey Kong eats my corpse. Damn, dude, the brand new Crossy Road update is actually crazy. If somebody did that to my parachute, I'm killing them before I die too. Just a spoonful of sugar.

Shit, this guy played way too. Too much Smash Bros. He actually thinks he's peach. I got this. Ma'am, what the hell do you think you're doing a trick shot off the World Trade Center? Dude, if that's the way Jesus Christ is coming back to Earth, I want to see it today. Oh, damn. RIP, Bozo. Who has the loudest scream?

Sir, why in the hell are you looking at me like Sergeant Roderick? Doey. Yeah. How loud can you scream? I don't know. Was that good? I can't hear anything anymore. Ruby?

Hey, what's up? How loud can you scream? I just finished. Oh, okay. You might need to go back to rehearsals because your voice is fried. Mira, what? How loud can you scream? I don't know.

Let me check. Oh, yeah. Damn, girl, your voice is almost as good as Squidward playing the clarinet. Hey, Nick. How loud can you scream? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I can beat the record. Yo, call you Mr. Crabs the way you threw that ass back. Okay, if you do, everyone will subscribe.

Nah, don't subscribe to him. Subscribe to all of us instead. Ah! Did I win? Keep screaming like that and you look like Shrek with his stringy-ass tartar gruel. Somebody please explain to me how she fell. There was nothing there. You tripped on Neptune's foreskin.

Honestly, I would do the same thing. If there is a kid blocking my way from achieving my dreams, you bet I'm trampling him. Dude, that obstacle was so avoidable. You failed so badly. You deserve to get baptized. No. A real no. Honestly, man, what was even your plan with that?

There's no reason to be fancy about it. Just jump over it. If I was this girl, I would just quit running. If I were to fail like that on camera, I'm changing professions.