Ryth - Roasting The Cringiest Roblox Kids.

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

Roasting The Cringiest Roblox Kids.

All right, people, what's up? Today, I found some of the worst Roblox TikToks on X. Yes, fucking Twitter. Let's begin. Wow, I can definitely tell that I source these videos from Twitter. Seriously, who in the fuck had this idea to crawl inside of a baby crib? And role play with another man as EDP saying, let me tap that. Guys, what in the actual fuck was circling through your brains?

You already know the people that made this video was nine times out of 10 to 10-10-year-olds. Probably two edgy kids that were probably thinking that they're the funniest people on the planet. And to be honest, they are funny. This was the funniest shit I've seen in my life. Also, why in the fuck is Chris Hansen looking like that? Bros looking a little cute today. I'm not going to lie to you. Yo!

Holy shit, the amount of animation that has went into this video is crazy. This singular Roblox meme had more frames than the entire One Punch Man season 3. How the fuck do you put that much effort into a single video? And of all things that you can dedicate your time to making frame-by-frame animations, you're making bacon, booty-shaken videos. That is fucking crazy. It is still a thousand times better than One Frame Man season three. That dog shit needs to go to hell.

Listen, before I say what I'm about to say, I am lo-canuantly serious about every word that is about to flow out of my mouth. The person that made this video genuinely needs an animation award. This one person did way more work than any other anima. Studio did in One Punch Man season three. I know I keep bringing it up, but honestly, I can't get it out of my mouth. That anime was so fucking dog shit. Anyways, yeah, give this guy an animation award. Give this guy a million dollars. Even if it's booty shaken Roblox characters, he still deserves it. You see this little guy right here. Yeah, that's a fallen soldier, ladies and gentlemen. Is it really that hard to avoid getting Roblox Cucci? Is it really that good?

I mean, shit, Roblox Kucci must be the best thing in the world if... And David Bazuki wants to implement dating in this shit. Maybe bro is speaking from personal experience. I fucking hope not, David. You like girls on Roblox? You like Roblox girls, huh? Well, guess what, David? Big buff black men in prison, like little old men, white boys just like you.

And they like you just as much as you like them girls. Listen, David, when you go to prison, you need to start preparing that pretty boy mouth to be gay for the stay, motherfucker. Dude, what the f f*** just happened? You see this shit audience? This is what happens when you try to go for Roblox Coochie. Just when you think that everything's gonna be okay, it's either the feds bust down the door or you get fucking click baited. So you know what you do in this situation?

You just don't fucking do it. Dating in Roblox is like drop shipping. And drop shipping is like dating your cousin. You just don't fucking do it. Wow, you got banned from Brookhaven. I can only imagine why. Well, buddy, even though you've been. got disconnected from Brookhaven, I'm sure the fucking SWAT team's going to be at your door

at any second. You can kiss your sweet little ass goodbye. At this point in the video, I am convinced that dead internet theory is real. We just watched a 20 second video of this guy getting rejected by two Roblox bitches. Mind you, something that you should already not be doing. And because you're so chopped, you even got rejected in Roblox. That is like another level of brutal. So instead of moving on with your life and trying to get a real girlfriend like a real live breathing female that you can touch, you decide to shoot them with an RPG and muon them at the same time. Do you guys understand why I think dead internet theory is real? Why the f f*** do people think this shit is funny? I truly believe that we are in the end game stages of the internet. And if you don't believe that,

I honestly congratulate you. Please go back under Patrick Starr's fucking rock. Because chances are I'm probably going to join you. That is about the only safe place in this world. Because the last thing I want to do is watch another video about Roblox ass. I really hate my fucking life. The caption of this video is absolutely fucking absurd. They bully me for being emo. So I became an American. Bro, what kind of we are Charlie Kirk we carry the flame shit is this?

I swear bro, these Roblox TikToks, they go from like, you know, normal intensity to fucking level 100 in a matter of milliseconds. These Roblox videos are probably responsible for me making the most bipolar series on my channel. There's a reason I've made well over 60 Roblox TikTok videos. It's because the fucking children in this game is absolutely psychotic. Where the fuck do you guys come up with this degenerate as shit? I honestly envy your creativity. But can you please use your creativity to something else? Because it's a little concerning that a fucking school shooting in Roblox was the first.

thing I've seen on the front page of Roblox TikToks. You guys need to get your Dylan Kleepled asses out of here. Somebody get me a fucking shotgun. Oh, what's that audience? Am I gonna shoot the person that made this video? Oh no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna give him the honor. This shotgun is going to my brain, ladies and gentlemen.

I know, I know you want to share the shotgun, but there's only one bullet and it's for me. In Minecraft, ladies and gentlemen, did I mention that? It's in fucking Minecraft I'm gonna shoot myself. Just had to clarify for the YouTube representative that's about to age restrict my fucking video. It's in Minecraft, you sensitive-ass fucking pussy. I don't know, maybe I'm half joking. You know what?

How bad? We're not done. Daddy isn't done speaking. You will come back here. Bro, what the fuck is this? Honey Chan, Daddy's not done talking to you. What's that, Daddy? Girl.

Like, bro, what the fuck is going on? Daddy demands you to come back. Dude Come back right here! Or daddy's gonna get really angry! You're sorry, you're so scary when you're all. I'm sorry, I don't mean to do that to you, Pookie Bear. But it's just...

Oh, God. Sometimes you make Daddy so angry that... I'm sorry, but you're just scary. You know what? I think I'm fucking done today. Audience, like the video if you would like some more Roblox TikTok. With that being said, I'll be like. We'll catch you guys later.