Ryth - Roblox Has Hit Rock Bottom.

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

Today, I searched the internet and found the most rock bottom Roblox videos. I scoured the TikToks. I scoured the YouTube videos and I can confidently say, What the fuck? Hope you all enjoy the video. You always choose you. What a terrible way to start things off. Whenever you're 18 and 19, having a child would not be a very good financial decision.

But no, let's take that and let's dial it down to fucking 10 years old. On Roblox. Someone pinched me. Better not be fucking real. All that I know is that these motherfuckers better get out with the lemonade stand and start selling shit. You're going to have a kid that looks like the fucking vegan teacher. Every fucking day, I question why we're a species. Sleeping with your dog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. Why do you have to be naked? Your butt-booty ass revealed to your fur baby? This person is itching for me to call the feds on their ass. Oh no, I sleep with my dog naked. You sleep with your fucking dog naked. You need to be in a fucking prison.

You sick shit. Baby girl, don't even try making this shit look cute. You are sucking and fucking not a human being, a dog, a fucking animal. If you expect me to have some sort of sympathy for you for being this way towards animals, then you were highly mistaken. I don't know, audience, is it a hot take rubbing your genitals while sleeping with your dog? Is that a hot take? Because if it is, then you know what to do.

Normally, I would say, no, you're being fucking crud. Cringe, why would you sell your kidney? But I just had the most euphoric realization. If the doctor fucks up the surgery, we won't have to deal with you anymore. So if we had to take our bets here, please get the surgery. Please have the doctor fuck up the surgery. I'd love to see your Roblox account appear online a year ago. It would be music to my ears.

Oddly enough, I respect this TikTok. Finally, a Roblox avatar where you don't spend a shit ton of fucking money to look good. Like I said before, you do not need to spend a lot of money to look good. look good in Roblox. I mean, look at my character. Fucking gorgeous. I don't have a dollar to my name in Roblox, but motherfucker, I will steal yo bitch. Am I missing something here?

Maybe I'm just stupid because I just woke up, but all he did was buy something off the item shop, did he not? Holy fucking shit, if I buy something off the item shop and wear it, it actually works? Yes, dumb shit. That's what you call a transaction. Welcome to the future, dumbass.

Yo, what's up guy, Detachia factory's a video, and today will be buying headless head. You cannot be serious. People on YouTube actually tune into somebody else buying something on Roblox. If this doesn't scream Brokey shit, then I have no idea what does. So you guys know the headless pack, um, I had 31K Robux. You spent $108.50 on a free video game.

Does that not resonate with anybody that you're a fucking idiot? Cosmetics in a video game doesn't make the game easier. It doesn't make you look cool around everybody else because everybody else doesn't give a fuck. And it's just a way to blow your bank account into smithereens. $100 in Robux. Get the fuck out of here. Shout out to Tornado alleys for giving me the rest of the Robux because I used to have 26K Robux. And he gave me like 4K, which is insane.

Well, he shouldn't have gave you shit. Do you guys have any idea what you can do with $100? You can buy 10 footballs and go the fuck outside. And I can guarantee you those 10 footballs provide much. much more entertainment and actual substantial value to your life than a fucking cosmetic on a video game. Disagree with me, I will gladly debate you in the comment section. Dude, good, this right there. Oh my god, dude.

I think we're gonna buy it, dude. Okay, I know you have $100 in Roblox, but dude, it's a fucking $100. Put down the tissues, put your fucking penis away. It's really not that much money. But $100 specifically in Robux, I feel like that's $100 too many. Even if you had $1, one penny in Roblox, that's still too much. If you spend money in this game, it's a fucking waste. My God, zero Robux.

We have zero Robics after this, dude. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go, dude. We just got the henless horsemen. I want to remind you guys of something. A hundred years ago, people his age were drafted into the World War. You know, the same fuckers that were killing Nazis and shit.

People his age were getting drafted into war. Isn't it crazy how fucking horny and desperate we get over something so stupid? Teenagers back in the 1920s were celebrating for crossing the fucking heart point. And a hundred years later, we got people shitting a brick over something on their screen. You are such a disgrace to your ancestors. Oh my god. This is worth $300. This is worth $300.

This is worth $300. Are you fucking stupid? This is worth 300. Wait, there is no way you just said $300. Do you realize what you could buy with $300? With $300, you could buy a microphone and bring yourself to over 100,000 subscribers. Oh, wait a second, that was me. What I'm trying to say here is that you could spend your money in so many better ways

than buying a Roblox avatar that's only going to attract little girls under the age of 9. Talk about a waste of semen. Oh my god, dude. We're in a game right now, and we have the headless head, dude. Holy crap, that actually looks lit, dude. I guarantee you this guy was born broke, and he's gonna stay broke, and he's gonna fucking die broke. I mean, if you wanna waste all your money and live a peasant's life, then go ahead. Work your shitty job at McDonald's because guess what, motherfucker, I need somebody to flip my burgers when I'm hungry.

And this guy that spends $100 on Robbock, is gonna be my guy. I'll see you in the fucking drive-thru. Do any of you notice what's wrong on screen? Actually, why am I even saying that? Of course we noticed the fucking tumors on this girl. Jokes aside, holy shit, those are some fucking titty. What's gonna happen to them titties? I have no idea. I just hope that they're gonna be handled delicately.

What the hell am I even watching anymore? I originally started this series thinking I'll just find a few cringe videos on the internet. But little did I know that my videos would transpire into something like this, Am I disappointed? Oh, you better fucking believe it. Am I surprised though? Absolutely not. Was this supposed to be a doctor role play? You see that YouTube? It is not inappropriate. That was a doctor checkup. You cannot age-restrict and demonetize this. This was a family-friendly video.

Guys, welcome back to another video on the channel. Today is video. I'm gonna show you guys how to make your Roblox character look naked. Can somebody put me out of my misery? What's up guys? Today we're making your Roblox character fucking butt-ass naked. Calm the fuck down, my guy. I have to go on game right now, okay? So you have to go to Creative. All right, guys. So this is just one to be on looking for you guys.

And boom! Look at your character. Your character looks naked. This is the best tutorial I've ever seen in my life. I feel like there's actual people that Google this stuff on the daily. And to those people, you are just a lost cause. You want to be successful. You want to be a millionaire.

But here you are Googling how to make your Roblox character but fucking naked. You, my guy, have truly lost the lottery of life. Nah, no, we ain't given no foe. I ain't roamed me o'n'all when I'll ho'it. Making a party, chocolate barbie. Good. Fuck you.

I feel like we have truly reached rock bottom. Just the idea that somebody took time to make this really lowers my faith in humanity. Yep, yep, I'm fucking done. Anyways, audience, I hope you enjoyed the video. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.